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two-white-butterflies · 9 months

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beat poetry | k7

Description: Kimi Raikkonen dates someone so random, until it eventually begins to make sense. In which, the reader is basically Lana Del Rey.

Pairing: kimi raikkonen/singer!reader

agathajones: there's no remedy for memory, your face is like a melody - it won't leave my head. shot by @kimimatiasraikkonen

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y/nagathal/n: MOM LET MY OTHER ACCOUNT IN

f1mercedeslover: KIMI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

kimimatiasraikkonen: ❤️

agathajones: daddy is reading about himself, my child.

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kimimatiasraikkonen: ❤️

f1ferrari2211: DADDY? wait what

honeymoans23: You're married to Kimi? Explain please Y/N

WHO IS AGATHA JONES?

Y/N L/N; known publicly as Agatha Jones, was born on August 29, 1989. She discovered her talent in music when she began singing in her grandfather's band: The Rockets and their Crickets. She recently shared that her music journey started when she was accepted in the 'Juilliard School' where she learnt to play the piano and violin.

Although she dropped out before finishing her degree, saying that the school was sucking out her 'creative juices'. She has now become America's biggest pop-star. Since she took the world by shock with her first single: Smarty. She has received various accolades since then, including 12 Grammies and 1 Oscar.

kimimatiasraikkonen: Happy 10th anniversary! It's gone so fast and been very lovely and the best part is that we still have so many years together to look forward to!! Love you!

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agathajones: ❤️ te amo

darlingforeign23: THE WAY HE DIDN'T TAG HER 😭 DON'T GATEKEEP UR WIFE SIR

walanana9: His wife is so beautiful !

luciil_evans: you both look beautiful in this picture 😁

agathajones: happy 10th kimi! 😜 looking forward to the 100th.

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kimimatiasraikkonen: until the 1000th ❤️

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agathajooneess4fan: Question for the culture? How did Kimi Raikkonen rizz her up? #AgathaJones

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f1lovvaa1: Are you questioning his rizz?

kimiandsebastian24: How could he not?

kimimatiasraikkonen: 🤣

agathajones: 'hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it.' will be out MIDNIGHT EST 🌙

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kimimatiasraikkonen: 🔥

memesofagatha: WHAT IS THAT TITLE MOM? 😭

landonorris: patiently seated

agathasupportshere: I WANT TO THANK THE DINOSAURS THAT DIED TO CREATE THE FOSSIL FUEL THAT WAS USED TO CREATE THE GAS THAT WAS USED TO DELIVER THIS BAD BITCH TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE THANK GOD SHE'S SAFE!

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agathajones: thank you for the kind words bby - agathasupporshere: OMG OMG OMG creator has pinned his message.

watchmedancethenightaway: THIS is modern shakespeare

emmalovesu: the way her parents said "i'm glad we only made one because her siblings would be jealous of her" 😭

@shouq @fdl305 @iloveyou3000morgan @lpab @ietss @h-c-u

#kimi raikkonen x reader #kimi raikkonen

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salteearts · 2 months

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BOOM! SWOCKET Hello sillies Ill be putting my rocket fanart here cuz he's my bby boy :3 and his homie sword

#art #digital art #drawing #fanart #phighting!#phighting roblox #phighting rocket #phighting art #roblox

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grapefiesta · 10 months

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Favourite Terran

Rocket is an asshole and that's that... or is he?

pairings: Peter Quill x Reader (kind of?), Rocket x Reader

A/N: fuck it, its gn reader now and a cute Peter scene ig;;; again.. not proofread. Also this is the last rocket wip I had *thumbs up* idc if he's a racoon he's bby and deserves fanfics

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“How many times have I told you to stop messing with my blasters?!”

“And how many times have I ignored you? They make cool explosions! I ain’t gonna stop using ‘em!”!

“Rocket!!! You have your own blasters!” You snatched your blasters from his workbench.

“Hey, put them down!” He puts his hands on the blasters. “You can’t stop me from taking ‘em you know it. I’m the greatest Guardian of the Galaxy!"

“Let! Go! They’re mine, you stupid Racoon!” You pulled on the blasters to get them off of his grubby hands.

“Nuh-uh! I’m not letting go of them!” He starts doing the same, trying to pull them away from you. “I deserve these blasters more than you deserve them!"

“Rocket, I can’t fight without them! Stop tinkering with them and give me my fucking blasters back!” you pulled your arms up, and they pulled Rocket up into the air due to the height difference between Terrans and Racoons.

“Put me down right now, you annoying little Terran!” He starts kicking your leg in the hope of forcing you to let the blasters go.

“I'm way taller than you!” you argue and start shaking the blasters. ‘How am I going to make this rodent let go??’

A genius idea struck you at that thought. “Let go and you’ll be down!”

Rocket does as you told him, letting go of the blasters and falling to the ground. It was funny watching him scramble up with a sour look on his face. “Aw, come on, that was mean!”

You scoff. “you are mean.”

“I am?! How am I the mean one?!” He gets up completely now and looks at you. “You’re the one who snatched the blasters away from me after I’ve been playing with them!”

“Because they’re mine- you’re not supposed to- ugh whatever.” you turned on your heels and walked down the stairs towards your shared "room" with Groot.

“Fine! You can take your stupid blasters!” Rocket grumbles and goes off to his room to tinker with some of his gadgets.

You put your blasters down in the room and then go up to the cockpit and sit down on a chair next to Peter.

Peter turns towards you. “Everything ok, Y/N?”

You shrug. “Just rocket being a little asshole again.”

“Can’t say I’m surprised.” He chuckles a little. “So what was it about this time? Stealing your blasters to make some more stupid, loud, explosion-filled toys?”

You also chuckle. “Whoa, how’d you know?”

“Call it a wild guess.” He shrugs. “He’s always pulling stupid pranks and doing stupid things like that, but I guess that’s kinda his charm.”

You groan and stretch across the seat.

Peter sighs. “I guess you two will have to sort out your differences by yourselves because there ain’t no way that I’m getting in the midst of your little arguments.” He chuckles.

“Wouldn’t know how. He loves annoying the shit out of me.” you sigh. “At least I’ve got you. We Terrans have to stick together!” you put a fist on your chest and knock on it before giving Peter a peace sign.

Peter chuckles. “You got that right. Terrans together!” He returns the gesture.

You giggle a bit too loud after a few jokes. “Ssshh shhh Peter be quiet!” you try to whisper between the laughs.

Peter keeps quiet and nods his head, trying to stifle his laughter. You need to be careful with your volume, because the night is silent, and people are trying to get some rest.

You hear Rocket yell at you from across the ship. You put a hand on your mouth and desperately try to stifle your laughter. “He’s so- he’s so angry pfft.”

Peter chuckles before suddenly covering his mouth before he bursts out laughing. He slowly pulls his hand down and looks at you with a wide, amused gaze. “Guess someone’s having a hard time keeping their temper in control.”

“Ok, ok, ok, we should go sleep now. Or else we’ll wake everyone up with our laughter and Rockets yelling.”

Peter nods and gets up. “Good point.”

He turns towards you. “But before I head off to bed, I want to thank you for making me laugh. I really needed that.”

“Yeah? Well..” you look away a bit with pink cheeks and a smile. “You’re welcome.. us Terrans stick together, you know?” you look back up at him.

Peter smiles at your comment and nods. “Of course. We always have each other’s backs on the whole ride. Can’t leave anyone behind.” He looks at you for a moment before adding. “And I know that I can rely on you if I ever need you.”

you nod and keep staring at him. “Yeah.. me too."

Peter notices you staring at him. “Do you want anything else, Y/N?” He chuckles. “Or do you just want to stare at a boring ol’ human like me?”

You giggle a bit. “Hey, I’m a boring ol’ human as well!” you step a bit closer to him. “Just wanted to.. to properly say goodnight.”

Peter chuckles and steps a bit closer to you as well. “In that case…” He reaches out and touches your cheek. “Goodnight.”

Your face starts to flush furiously and you look at his face with wide eyes. You hope no one else saw this. Especially Rocket since he’s apparently still awake. “I- goodnight Peter.” You hugged him quickly and hid your face in his chest.

Peter wraps his arms around you and smiles at the hug, which was unexpected to him, but made him happy nonetheless. “Sleep well,” he whispers in your ear.

Before you could react, he lets go of you and turns to go back to his bedroom.

You nodded and turned around to walk to your room only to bump into a Rocket on the way. You stared at him. “Oh- uh-“

Rocket looks at you with an amused grin on his furry face. “Sooo, what’s up? And why do I feel like it has something to do with Peter?” He says while leaning on one of the walls in the corridor.

“No way.” You started to walk towards your room again.

Rocket watches you as you go back to your room. “No way what? Could you please elaborate, because I think I saw what I saw.” He chuckles and raises one of his eyebrows.

You turn around really quickly. It’s almost as if you were going to snap your neck. “You saw what?!” You were starting to break into a nervous sweat.

“I saw you hugging him before you two went to your rooms.” Rocket chuckles and wags his tail. “He looks like a good-looking fella. You sure you didn’t catch feelings?” He says with a smirk.

You shake your head. “No, no, no. That’s just a normal Terran way to say goodnight! He’s just a close friend.” 'fuck. That's embarrassing.' You didn't like Peter in that way, but you couldn't deny that he was an attractive Person. Plus, he was the only other human around here.

Rocket laughs. “Normal way for you Terrans to say goodnight? That’s strange.” He pauses for a second and then chuckles. “Whatever the case, you better be telling me the truth. I’d be devastated if you hooked up with Peter.” He winks, trying to tease you.

'wait what?' “What?” You speak your thoughts out loud.

“If Peter and you ever end up together in a romantic relationship… I think I’d be very sad.” He leans closer to you and drops his voice. “Is that what you want to do?” The raccoon asks, his voice sounding like he’s trying to tease you again. He tries to maintain a serious face but finds it hard not to burst out laughing.

“Wait.. really?” Then you notice the tone in his voice. “Oh fucking hell!” You turned around again, annoyed.

Rocket can’t help but burst out laughing, amused by your reaction “Hah! You thought I was serious about it, huh? Look at your face!”

“You’re an asshole. I was just about to start thinking that you actually like me.”

“Like you in what way? Do you want me to like you in a different way?”

“Just like me in General.” You didn't turn around.

This seems to confuse Rocket. “I do like you. You’re a good Ter- err, Human,” he says as he corrects himself.

You sigh and turn around to face him. “Well you’re always such an ass to me and I know you do that to everyone but you seem to just like to annoy me an extra bit.”

“Is that what you’re trying to get at?” Rocket raises an eyebrow and scratches behind his ears, a nervous laugh escaping his lips. “I do annoy you a bit more than anyone else on the ship. Guess that’s just my way of showing who my favourite Terran is,” he says with a mischievous smirk.

“Huh…” you think for a bit. “Wait! I thought Peter was your favourite! He’s your best friend!!”

“Peter is my best friend, but you are my favourite Terran!” He chuckles. “What? You don’t like being favoured over the others?”

“Oh… Oh!” You try to not look embarrassed but fail miserably as your cheeks feel a bit warmer.

“It seems you’re having trouble accepting it.” Rocket smiles at you, amused at your reaction. “Do you like being my favourite Terran?” His face looks curious in an inquisitive way, waiting to listen to your response.

“I mean I don’t hate that idea..” you mumble and start to walk towards your room again.

“Ahhh, so we’re going that way.” He chuckles. He leans slightly closer to you. “You better appreciate this special treatment then, favourite Terran. You’ve got to make it up to me one way or another,” he says, his voice sounding like he’s trying to flirt with you.

You let out a short squeal and pushed his face away with your palm. “Go to sleep.”

He lets out a sigh. “Fine.” He doesn’t make any more attempts to flirt with you and heads back to his room, mumbling to himself.

“I’ll get them next time… next time…” He whispers before turning into his room and closing the door behind him.

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#rocket racoon #rocket racoon x reader #guardians of the galaxy vol 3 #gotg vol 2 #wholesome #idk man #reader insert #oneshot #rocket x you #fluff #gotg game #rocket gotg #rocket raccoon #peter quill #gender neutral reader #gn reader #x reader

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oppienheimer · 1 year

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i just realised rocket's first word was "hurts" and suddenly i'm a mess all over again

#apparently i like torturing myself with these things #i would die for rocket #he's my bby #rocket raccoon #guardians of the galaxy #gotg #gotg vol 3 #gotg vol 3 spoilers #gotg volume 3 spoilers #alessa talks #text post

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honey-minded-hivemind · 2 months

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Fair enough. Oh Cute idea Platonic yandere Pietro and Wanda and Eric and reader who's from another universe where's they're siblings (full blood) and they all are a happy (not icky) family and reader accidentally ended up in the wrong universe and reader's power is kind of like Miles Morales's powers

Ahaha, cool! I'll get to this idea, but as of the moment, my requests are for Wings of Fire, Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, and Naga AUs with Platonic Yan X-Men characters. Good thought, though.

Little bby Miles Morales-like Reader, with their family looming behind them when they go rescuing the people of New York. The moment someone like Kingpin tries to take them down, you have Pietro snagging Reader, Wanda messing up the henchmen's guns and escape routes, and Father Magento using every inch of metal to cage them all in. Reader is rewarded with ice cream, all while their father and Wanda beat the living snot out of their enemies, while Pietro keeps Reader occupied. Reader is the best there is at what they do: Making jokes, helping people out, and having their family send villains and thugs to the police. Friendly neighborhood Spider-kid, plus their protective pack of family. Wait til the Brotherhood, the Acolytes, and even the X-Men get involved...

Suddenly, the crime rates are rocketing down, the lower tier criminals are reforming, and the people of New York are now so protected that for once things are looking up.

Just-

If they turn on their little Spider-kid-

The entirety of mutants will turn against them.

(I enjoy the idea! Man, you and everyone else are absolutely smashing it with these concepts! Thank y'all for sharing them with me and giving me a chance to bring them to life!)

#honeycomb thoughts #platonic yandere marvel #yandere platonic marvel #platonic yandere xmen #yandere x-men #platonic yandere #platonic yandere x reader #platonic yandere marvel x reader #platonic yandere xmen evolution

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feekins · 9 months

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no purple highlighter again, but here are my thoughts and things and whatever translation weirdness I find as I re-read ch 4 of Trigun Maximum vol 7!

(NOTE: I'm reading the Dark Horse [physical] and the Overhaul [online] translations side-by-side)

...prolly another case of Dark Horse watering down the swearing, but they translate the title of this chapter as "Good For Nothing and the Blues" while the Overhaul calls it "Bastards and the Blues" 🤨

(Dark Horse on top, Overhaul on bottom)

another case of literal VS more nuanced translation, methinks?

...I just realized...Wolfwood gets awfully irritated whenever Vash looks so very sad like this, doesn't he?

NUANCE!!!!!

Dark Horse's translation always confused me here - I always thought the mayor was addressing the crowd that had gathered, telling everyone to leave for their own safety. with the Overhaul's inclusion of "and you", now I see he's actually addressing Vash (and/or Hancock and whatshisname).

this is just...such a bittersweet bit to me. here are these people in need of a little mental escape, and this little old lady welcomes them in regardless of who they are or what they've done. there's such kindness to that...

...and I mean...on one hand, yeah, Vash drinking away his troubles again...but on the other, at least he's got himself a couple of drinking buddies who don't care if he's this super-dangerous legendary gunman? and who know what it's like to live with such heavy guilt? granted, they haven't done/been involved with the kind of things Vash has...but that's not the point here. the point is that Vash isn't alone in struggling with guilt, OR in wanting a temporary reprieve from it. 🥺💕

Vash calling it like he sees/knows it. and!!! the way he high-tails it out of there when his planty-ness starts acting up again!!! 😭

again, nuance.

and...idk. this read-through, I have a new appreciation for this sequence. it's so cinematic, and knowing that Nightow directly drew from/referenced different movies at different points in the manga (like Wolfwood shooting his rocket launcher at Gray in ch 3 of Trigun Maximum vol 3), I wouldn't be surprised if that was his intention here. this guy at 'mission control', eating his off-brand Snickers...dropping it as he watches this nightmare scenario unfold...

...chaos all around him...but we focus only on him as he takes off his headphones and just. stares. in horror and disbelief.

(Dark Horse on left, Overhaul on right)

again, the Overhaul is more specific in its translation, and I appreciate that =u=

YES IT WAS NICE!!! YOU DESERVED THAT NICENESS, BBY!!!!! 🥺

#trigunbookclub #text postan 2k23

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a-fiery-fox · 11 months

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Thanks for the tag @blackberry-sunset <333

currently reading: Yellowface by r.f. kuang! So so so obsessed! And too many fanfics to count!

fave color: forest green! (watch me change my answer every time this q comes up)

last song: miss americana & the heartbreak prince by queen t swizzle

last movie: Guardians of the galaxy vol 3! It was.... okay? Kinda meh. Stayed for rocket and rocket only :(((

sweet/spicy/savory: spicy n savory!

currently working on: my final dissertation for uni! Submitting it next week (ahhh)! Working on OEA (my horny bby) and drafting for the r/s big bang!

No pressure tag /ignore if you've already done this: @popyandshit @aeteut @tahtahfornow @mostlyoptimisticdinosaur @alcego @wolfstar-shipper @tigolbittys

#finally settled on an idea for the big bang! kinda scared bc it's *out there* for me writing wise but also! so excited so motivated #y tag #tags tags tags

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seokmattchuus · 10 months

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I hate queendom puzzle so much but the karma that gets throw around is insane

#dumb fuck ted talk #i stan like. 90% if the girls but i only really watched for wooah and rocket punch bc my bby beans #free rocket punch if they get treated like ass next puzzle btw my girls deserve better #queendom puzzle #queendom puzzle problems

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reliaofdreams · 1 year

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ok but real talk Dragon is valid for wanting to be free of her restrictions and Saint is a self-righteous NEET whose main career is voyering(?) what is in essence a minor across national borders with his merry band of war profiteers and illegal weapons technology but one of the foundations of any stable society is that an individual gives up personal freedoms for the sake of everyone getting along, like u could punch someone like say Some Loser Cosplaying As A Parahuman Tinker at any time thats a freedom that u as an individual with working limbs could exercise but ur not alowed to do that because society decided 10,000 years ago that breaks The Law and Basic Morality Based Loosly On Innate Sapient Emotional Patterns That Arise From Certain Stimuli. Along these lines, when someone does do something Bad, even those with the most physical/societal power like weight lifters and dictators, then there is always the implicit assumption (exemplified in practice over 10,000 years) that anyone can, with enough personal ability, friends, and luck, bring an end to the Lawbreaker and their Twisted Deeds (or at the very least, time itself will bring a fatal justice because human bodies fail ~100% of the time). So basically the confidence underlying every social interaction between two or more people is predicated on the assumption that either one could hurt the other but would ultimately be avenged either in this life (by governments/family/acquaintances/followers) or the next (by gods and other spiritual means).

What Dragon wants is to basically be able to have a giant rocket-powered plutonium-metal fist pointed right at everyones head and whispering in their ear “shh shh its ok mortal bby <3 i super promise i wont splatter ur whole upper half against the pavement and/or steal all ur stuff and/or send ur cringe Gacha Life clips that u made when u were a preteen to ur ex at any moment for my own benefit and/or amusement im a good guy desu-ne? *superior canadian dab*”

Like in a story where the main character ties herself in knots for 1.6 million words straight trying to justify how her violent retributions against anyone she labels a bully is more morally sound than those of anyone who hints that maybe, possibly, perhaps she should consume the eyeballs of only half her enemies du jour, its pretty rich to think that anyone on Earth Bet would under any circumstances but pure duress give carte blanche of all major communication, information storage, and public infrastructure for the rest of eternity to a single person who is unelected, unaccountable, unknown and most of all unassailable. And keep in mind, the major difference between a machine and humans/sapient AI is the ability to change over time so its practically guaranteed that someday Dragon would have a Bad Day and Do Something Morally Abhorrent By Most Standards like send my dead-gods-damned Gacha Life clips to my other ex in the same way a human who lived for a million years and also has infinite power will probably break a law (or what should be a law) at some point.

It would seem reasonable that if say, Joe Random On Some Street On The Other Side Of The World And Is Not A Cute Newfoundlander E-Girlfriend suddenly got a button only he could push which says “Press this to kill everyone on the planet who would not agree to you being the supreme ruler of the solar system also free Great Value Hummus for life” you and everyone else on said planet would slide tackle the poor, hummus-less fool in 0.3 seconds and subsequently slap handcuffs on him so he couldn’t press the button actually, because even if he super duper promises he wouldn’t (and even if he actually wouldn’t) theres NO WAY anyone of the 8 billion other sapient lifeforms would sleep well at night until he’s firmly entrenched in the single sickest game of keep-away the world has ever known. Like would YOU be mentally ok if Joe Random also would outlive u and ur grandkids and ur grandkids’ grandkids and their dog and it was impossible to put cuffs on him or even have a guard in the same room as him or even look at him to see how close he is to caressing that lil switcheroo? Man would be on that free hummus harder than Taylor Hebert in a self-delusion contest.

(And yes most of this also applies to nuclear weapons in our world yass sword of damocles slayyy queen hang harder girlll uwu)

OK so like if its bad to put restrictions on Dragon because it limits her freedom and its bad to not have any restriction because it makes an untenable power dynamic then whats the right answer?

NONE, WRETCH!! (that I know of anyway) all I know is if I was Dragon I’d want no restrictions and if I was a human on Bet I would want restrictions soooooooo post-hoc emotion-justifications for the win, I suppose? idk lol im very tired

#worm #worm parahumans #wormblr #parahumans #worm dragon

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