Draculaura and Clawdeen: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Frankie: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
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Frankie: Now, Draculaura , all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay?
Clawdeen: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face.
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Clawdeen, pointing at Toralei: Are they a Freak (derogatory)?
Clawdeen, pointing at Frankie: Or a Freak (affectionate)?
Draculaura : Why not both?
Clawdeen, to Draculaura : You’re so right, Freak (double-edged sword)!
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Clawdeen: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
Toralei: No. No, Clawdeen, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Clawdeen calls Draculaura . Number five: Frankie gets eaten by a shark.
Frankie: I’m Frankie, and I approve the order of that list.
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Toralei: Why do you look like that?
Clawdeen, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?
Toralei: Like you’re dead.
Clawdeen: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Frankie: Clawdeen accidentally called Draculaura “babe” in front of everyone today.
Clawdeen: *sobs into the floor*
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Frankie: *about Draculaura and Clawdeen* They make a cute couple, huh?
Toralei: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Frankie: Do you love Clawdeen?
Draculaura : Yeah, I do.
Frankie: Toralei! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 bucks!
Toralei: We all love Clawdeen. You should've asked if they were IN love with them.
Draculaura : I thought that was implied.
Toralei: ...
Frankie: ...
Draculaura , looking straight at Toralei: Congrats Frankie, you just won 100 bucks.
—
Draculaura : That's ridiculous, Clawdeen doesn't have a crush on me.
Frankie: Yes they do.
Toralei: Yes they do.
Clawdeen: Yes I do.
—
Clawdeen: Bad news—Frankie locked themself outside of their own house.
Clawdeen: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Clawdeen: Bad news—Toralei finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Clawdeen: Good news—a cute girl saw me do it.
Clawdeen: Bad news—it was Draculaura , and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.