#posted by Robyn

[diddy-disasters]

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James🔋(he/they)

Amy🧡 (she/it)

Macy💄(she/her)

Gina😸(she/it)

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#diddy disasters #<- system tag #posted by Robyn #edited by Pavitr and Robyn

[pocket-dragon]

kids just don't appreciate true love these days

#bg3 #comic #dnd #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #Karlach #mama k #Tav #Tavlach #fan kids #Robyn #tfw ur parents are being AFFECTIONATE at the DINNER TABLE #like 5 years post game #post canon

[bunnychargebolt]

Happy trans tummy tuesday (with thighs and tits) :3 AND CUTE FUZZY SOCKS THEYRE LITTLE PANDAS!!!

@xenasaur @lilithtransrights

I hope these tags are ok ^w^

#cherry pictures <3 #definitely a little insecure about this quhewieh #agender #all pronouns #ummmm yeah send post #not for robyn

[moonmeg]

Inspired by this post that I stumbled across on Instagram

#micah bower #robyn clawthorne #shitpost #a tweet inside a tumblr post inside an instagram post inside a tumblr post

[sir-robyn]

watch me get their personalities completely wrong lmao

COLES kids SQUAD

I WANT NAMES FOR THESE KIDS I LOVE THEM ALREADYYYY

THE TRAILER IS FUCKING AWESOME I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO BUT IM TOO BUSY GOING FERAL OVER THIS

also if we have a Formling kid with Cole, maybe there’s a chance for Akita’s return???????

#literally in love with these guys already…… #ninjago #ninjago posting #ninjago fanart #ninjago art #cole ninjago #ninjago cole #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers #robyn doodles

[averagemrfox]

Need volume 10 so I can get the Blake and Yang vs Tyrian match up of my dreams

You got Yang, whose semblance relies on her taking the hit. Who’s been shown over and over to use her own body as a shield so that her loved ones don’t get hurt. She’s been able to use it as more than a last resort in more recent volumes but it still requires her to store up the energy by taking the hit while her aura is gradually depleted.

Then you’ve got Tyrian, an incredibly good close quarters fighter like Yang but with an acrobatic ability closer to Blake’s and a semblance that cuts straight through people’s auras leaving them completely vulnerable. Burn is completely irrelevant if Tyrian goes for a lethal hit the first opportunity he gets

Blake on the other hand relies on her semblance to avoid taking the hit. She can create space for herself, put herself in a better position, and if she uses dust trap or hurt enemies with it. We’ve seen Blake avoid hits that would’ve killed her multiple times. If he can’t even hit her Tyrian’s semblance doesn’t mean shit

I want to see Blake just lose it again like she did at Neo for a bit after Yang fell but this time she doesn’t have to worry about Cinder. Let Blake be a little ruthless vs a serial killer. As a treat. I want to see this fight as a set up for Blake and Yang to finally talk about Yang’s self sacrificial tendencies.

#blake belladonna #yang xiao long #tyrian callows #rwby #ive yelled about this in the tags of posts before but idr if ive ever made a post about it #i dont think Blake and Yang will ultimately be the ones to finally take Tyrian #that’s probably going to be Qrow and Robyn #but it’s such a juicy match up I’d be sad if it didn’t happen especially since I don’t think they’ve ever even been on screen with Tyrian #the rest of the main gang except Weiss I think all have and most have fought him #it’s the Bees turn

[euphoricdior]

Rihanna on her way to watch the FIFA World Cup Semifinals (2014) ⋱✮⋰

#rihanna #fenty #robyn fenty #riri #badgalriri #lift me up #euphoricdior’s posts #world cup #world cup 2014 #world cup 2022 #qatar #lace #girly #football #futbol #soccer #pink #pinkcore #pink core #pink blog #pink aesthetic #hair #makeup #fashion #silk #early 2010s #nostalgia #early 2010s nostalgia #nostalgia core #pop culture

[slasher-smasher]

More Homelander thoughts

I literally just wrote this RIGHT as I got up this morning. (4 am kill me) this will probably not make sense.

As much as I would love to see Homelander come heh apart during sex, I think that him being introduced to the most simplest concept of skinship or experiencing intimate things that doesn't lead to hard core pound town would have the same devastating impact on him.

Like, ok bare with me and my sleep addled nonsense brain but I would like to just start off with just having him experience some cuddles. Maybe it's early in the relationship (firm believer he is demisexual like me!) and you guys are still getting to know each other and you notice how tired he is viscerally even if he is still plastering that smiley persona. So you offer your lap to rest his head and maybe watch a movie. He might be weary at first but when you start absentmindedly carding your fingers through his hair? Oh man. Everyone KNOWS how that man would melt. Madelyn knew what she was doing with this starved boy.

Next would be a little spicier and—more importantly—fun! I want that man to experience what I call "teenager moments" like pulling him into an empty room just to make out or sneak around maybe into restricted areas for more cuddles and kisses because you know he gets stressed and it's fun to see what you guys can get away with.

Now this is (personally for me) the most important part for him. As I mentioned above, I think skinship for this broken and insecure man would do wonders. The trust in you for him to even consider taking off the top of his suit let alone all of it at the same time would have to be deep.

I think the biggest thing he is sensitive about is his body image. I'd suggest little touches to his neck and maybe sliding your fingers a little under the sleeves of his suit to caress the skin of his wrists and (if you can) forearms bit by bit to get him used to having not only the feeling of other parts of him being touched but to know that you WANT to explore other parts of him. That you are not just there for self satisfaction and want to make HIM feel good. You want to feel his warm flesh under your hands —the beat of his heart, not the pads of the faux muscle that Vaught wants people to think he has.

This is that part where you would combine the intimacy of making out and cuddles with the extra step of removing an article of clothing. He would feel much better when you also remove your clothing. He hates feeling vulnerable.

With Vought shoving unrealistic media and propaganda down his throat since infancy, Homelander would immediately think naked = sex but you would have to convince him that you are not expecting sex. You have to show him that just feeling the skin of your partner against yours can be just as intimate.

You could be in his lap or vice versa and he would marvel in the sensation of having your chest pressed against his with no thickly padded barrier. Moaning into your mouth as you slid your hands down his shoulders and back.

This would be so cathartic for him. He was always expected to give and provide and act a certain way but with just the two of you sitting on the couch or bed, caressing each others skin. Finding small things like his ribs being sensitive or just enjoying the warmth and scent of your naked skin. He doesn't have to worry about fulling expectations. You love him.

Expect tears and sad little whimpers. This man needs a full blown naked cuddle session.

Sorry if this is just random ranting that makes no sense. I had to get this out or I would be consumed.

#i wrote this at 4 am and I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE I DIDNT POST IT #i just want back to bed because im fucking tired and its my day off #random robyn thoughts #homelander #the boys amazon #difference between lust and intimacy #i just wanna give him a massage and have him melt into a puddle ok? #homelander fanfiction #homelander headcanons #homelander x reader

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Ilia: How do I handle a woman with an attitude?

Robyn: Weiss?

Ilia: T-That is none of your business.

Yang: Save a horse and bend her over the tailgate until her attitude drips down her legs.

Robyn: Not sure that's how the saying goes, but I wholeheartedly agree. It usually gets Winter to change her tune.

-Somewhere in the Vacuan desert-

Blake: (ears zing to attention)

Weiss: What's wrong, Blake?

Blake: I suddenly have the feeling I need to give Yang more attitude when we get back.

Weiss: Really, Blake? My sister is standing right here.

#bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #weiss schnee #rwby crack post #rwby incorrect quotes #ilia amitola #robyn hill #prismatic ponytails #schneewood forest

[diddy-disasters]

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[robyn-i-guess]

hc that s1 jon barely takes care of himself. hc that everyone at the archives knows because any time he leaves his office he looks utterly exhausted, but nobody does anything. hc that once martin learns about jon's lack of eating he begins giving jon crackers or cookies along with his tea, just in case he'd eat them. hc that at first jon ignores them because he knows what martin is doing but eventually does start to eat them. hc that the first day martin saw jon bring an empty plate to the staff's lounge he told jon that he's proud of him and jon simply rolls his eyes and goes back to his office. hc that jon begins always eating the small snacks martin brings him and, though he'd never admit it, he looks forward to when martin would bring everyone tea because then he'd get something to eat. hc that martin began checking up on jon as he worked. hc that one day martin walked by jon's door and saw through the window in his door him pacing back and forth with a slightly crushed paper in his hands. hc that martin knocks on his door and when he does jon's head snaps up to the window in shock before realizing it was martin and relaxing. hc that jon had barely slept at all the night before that day and had gotten particularly stressed over a statement, and in response martin brings a blanket that he keeps in his office and tells jon to take a nap on the couch in jons office. hc that jon refused but once martin left he decided to at least try, and he laid down on the couch with martins blanket and fell asleep before he realized. hc that when martin comes around that day to bring jon his afternoon tea jon is still asleep so he shakes him awake and tells him that he's brought his tea and snacks and the still very tired jon smiled at him in a way that martin hadn't seen before. hc that, even when they are together, jon still denies that he ever did such a thing, but martin knew and he remembered. hc that it became a quiet habit that martin had gained, checking in on jon everyday, something that none of the other coworkers were aware of. hc that jon didn't like the way martin would take care of him constantly at first but he grew to enjoy it more than he'd admit. hc that one day jon came to work sick and martin had spent all morning convincing him to go home until jon caved in and left. hc that during martins lunch break that day he had visited jon at his house to make sure he was okay and not working while he was sick. hc that jon was reading through statements when martin had come in so martin snatched the papers he was holding and insisted that he rest, which jon denied but quickly changed his mind and listened once he felt his headache grow worse. hc that martin had made jon tea at his house and gave him the usual snacks he'd give jon at the archives along with soup he had found and heated up. hc that jon never forgot that day or any other days that martin had helped him, and felt strange about it in a way he couldn't pinpoint at the time. hc that in the future martin teased him for not realizing he was in love despite how obvious it was. hc that when martin was living in the archives, he would help martin just like martin had for jon. hc that one day he had brought him the blanket that martin had gifted him many months ago, to which martin responded by hugging him close, much to jon's shock. he didn't mind that much though.

#i just had to get this out #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #jonmartin #martin blackwood #tma hc #tma headcanons #i add that tag as if the 'hc' part in each sentence wasn't added for dramatic effect #this still is a headcannon post though #robyn-i-guess

[pocket-dragon]

This is a Thembo to MILF Karlach truther account now everyone I'm sorry

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #dnd #Karlach #Tavlach #Tav #Bard Tav #Mama K #unreal amount of brainworms for this post canon yall #bg3 au #the toddler is #Robyn #cat is #Myshka #my beloved #the bahbees are #Vesper #Nari #also Karlach is always nonbinary in my work #chronically forget to tag it tho #fan kids #ocs #listen I love seeing everyones post canons #but im so tired seeing just astarion kids #and the occasional gale kiddo #where my kiddos for karlach HRM??? #and wyll for that matter #but sadly my sapphic ass is obsessed with tiefling barbarian

[bunnychargebolt]

Sleepover posting :3

#cherry pictures <3 #im posting this amd then running #i have #mixed feelings about how i look #but ik you guys like it so here you go <3 #not for robyn

[moonmeg]

My new tablet arrived!!

Of course the first thing I drew with it was Robyn angst <3

#the comic with mike roby and skye from yesterday was drawn after this #I'm just posting it in this order lol #robyn clawthorne

[sir-robyn]

“Any chance us being trapped in here is just your strange, twisted idea of a date?”

“No, Kai. We’re actually trapped.”

“Y’know you can lie to me sometimes. I’d be okay with that.”

yet MORE art for another post-Crystallized, pre-ninja-get-their-powers-back fic I have in the works :D

Skylor and Kai end up in an interesting situation, trapped in an ancient temple on Chen’s island. also the perfect time to have that conversation about their relationship that they promised in Crystallized.

not Kailor cause they’re both GAY but I’m not gonna come at anyone who tags it as such

(also, I’m not one to fish for compliments but this took me SO long to draw so kind words are greatly appreciated <33)

#ninjago #ninjago posting #ninjago art #ninjago fanart #kai ninjago #ninjago kai #kai smith #kai jiang #kai jiang smith #ninjago skylor #skylor ninjago #skylor chen #robyn doodles

[marleneoftheopera]

New London photos!

#yes portcullis pic #thanks to cdaae for telling me they’re on the site cause they didn’t post them anywhere else lol #jon robyns #holly anne hull #matt blaker #phantom of the opera #the phantom of the opera #poto london