#roasting millennials

[canthandlethishit]

with the amount of hideouts and safe houses he owns red hood must be like at least a mid-range interior designer and with his hideouts having to be secrets mans must got intermediate and above plumbing, electrician skills anyways if bro wanted a day job he could be an interior designer and thats funny to me

#imagine booking an interior designer and meeting a 6ft absolutely RIPPED man #imagine red hood breaking in your home to interrogate you but you got like a millennial grey house and bro roasts you for it #ew not only are your crumes basic but so is your design choices #ye im not surprised you turned out to be a criminal muderer psycho i would be one too lf i had to live in this bullshit of an asylum hospita #sterile looking ass house #jason todd #i imagine he enjoys it too like the book nerd way hes gonna have such cool aesthetic with pop of colors on dark wood #red hood

[kazieka]

was discussing Eragon with my brother earlier and said “i think he should have been roasted more. like i acknowledge he was 15 but i do think he should have had someone following him around just making fun of him constantly it would’ve been good for him” n my brother said “he did and her name was saphira” and at the same time his girlfriend who was on speakerphone said “does angela mean nothing to you”

#the picture of the ancient greek philosophers but it’s just a gaggle of millennials arguing about Inheritance #lindsey shut up #like I heard it as soon as I said it too 😔 #rly there are. very few characters who Don’t roast eragon within an inch of his life #he’s NOT owned!!!!! he’s NOT!!!!!!!! #inheritance

[seawitchkaraoke]

I don't know much about the watcher guys, I do truly wish them the best, I think people moving away from YouTube and having to follow it's algorithm is a good thing. But I don't think they're very likely to succeed. Dropout almost didn't make it (they got dropped by their parent company, everyone got fired, it was only bc Sam had money and a lot of stubbornness and even more luck that they managed to rebuild from that)

I think joining nebula would have been wiser. I also think if every ex buzzfeed youtube group makes their own streaming site the market's gonna be oversaturated quick. At the moment the only independent streaming sites of ex youtube ppl along those lines are nebula and dropout and their content is different enough that they can coexist. If watcher and smosh and the try guys all make their own thing, their fans are gonna have to choose. And why choose any site where you get one or two new videos a week when you could have five a week (dropout) or all the videos of a bunch of different independent creators (nebula).

#i just keep remembering this line from a smosh roasting the try guys video #it was smth like #the try guys are watched by white millennials everywhere who can't afford dropout tv #and like..... that wasn't wrong yknow #if the try guys went and paywalled all their stuff I'd keep dropout and I'd stop watching the try guys #and i imagine it's a similar thing for watcher for a lot of ppl #i wish them the best #i don't think it's gonna work out for them

[bufoboggs]

Why didn't anyone tell me about this? Am I old? Out of touch? Why did I have to learn this from Hank Green roasting Keith Habersberger?

#try guys #hank green #millennials #millenial pause #roasted #tiktok

[pondwatergulper]

When Gen Z become Millennials

I've noticed that recently I've been surrounded by millennial memes and questions of what people will make fun of Gen Z for. Here I my top Predictions:

FNAF. You can't tell me that you can't hear Gen Alpha kids absolutely tearing us apart because of the weird fixation most 12-14 year olds have with FNAF.

"I'm gonna be put on a watch list for this" I think this started as a millennial thing, but the more time goes on, the more I see this scene:

[Gen Alpha kid with a middle part types something cringe edgy at all like "how to bury a body"]

Gen Alpha Kid: hehe Well this is gonna put me on several watchlists hehehe!"

3. The Fact That We Like Failed them. Like We always say we're making things better for the future people, but at this rate everything is going to be literal Hell by the time they are our general age.

4. 4 chan. Need I say anything more? 4 chan's toxicity comes from all technological generations, but some truly repugnant burning trash has been put on there by us.

5. us thinking our memes are cool and quirky. Memes only get more advanced somehow, so by the time they are making memes at our rate, it's gonna be so much better and they are going to laugh at us for thinking we took it all the way.

6. Chronically Online. I honestly think Gen Alpha will be more online, but also more self aware than us, making it very easy for them to make fun of some horrible take Gen Z has had. I think it will also be easy to make fun of how invincible to the future generations we thought we were.

That's it. I can see the short video app videos now and I can't help but feel proud.

#gen z kids #generation alpha #millennials #generations #memes #cringe #future #nostaliga #we are dead #roasted #prediction #chronically online #4chan #FBI

[inouetsubaki]

Did anyone else get READ FOR FILTH by Emily in the more recent c3 intros for wearing 2 pairs of glasses, one for vision and one pair of sunglasses?

Because I fucking did.

#naddpod #are selfies even allowed here? #emily axford #brian murphy #naddpod c3 #naddpod spoilers #I didn’t expect to be called the duck out by the duck team #fucking roasted by a podcast is this what being a millennial is now? #2 pairs of glasses because I ran out of contacts and still haven’t gone back to the eye doctor my prescription needs help why am I like this #double glasses because fuck it

[jewish-space-laser]

i don’t care if mirror selfies aren’t “cool” anymore, i will continue taking them until the day i die

#don’t reblog this please!! #my 18 year old cousin roasted me about this at thanksgiving #apparently it’s very millennial of me #but i don’t CARE i’m still young and spry (if i go to bed before 11pm)

[yrwestillhere]

I hope that every twitch chatter that is mean to cody loses their account permanently

#and like azan's community is the one that's most likely to mesh with codys millennial content and yet #i mean compared to someone like xqc or something man. i would cry. juicers would pepperplanes the shit out of him #only noel&cody fans get to roast cody ok? #ps heres some lore im a twitch wizard aka ive been watching it since before the fortnite immigration so yeah #lsf and codys humor would be like mixing oil and water #me

[shedidntevenswear]

twitter is currently roasting her quote comparing her rercordings to horcruxes or infinity stones and its now that i am shocked i have to remind people....taylor is extremely millennial! hasn't really been super online in several years so her frame of reference is 2015 tumblr jokes and earlier! if you dont like it get out!

#also people really outing themselves for not having read the whole article #because at one point she very prominently addresses cringe and how she doesnt care about it

[cocogum]

Let’s TALK about episodes 9 and 10 people… (part 1)

PART 2 : HERE

(‼️SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4‼️)

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If you thought episodes 7 and 8 had so much to talk about (cuz I sure did), then episodes 9 and 10 destroyed my mind.

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I am so tired.

We begin with a small recap of what happened last episode and it’s honestly very nice and heartwarming of Ankama to remind us that Yugo will get his ass handed to him in a few minutes.

BRO LOOK AT HOW THEY’RE DRAGGING HIM ON THE DIRTY FLOOR LIKE THAT!!

The level of disrespect these thirsty hoes have for him is immeasurable. Even if Yugo’s not a kid, the fact that the necromes didn’t hesitate to tie him up like that and sacrifice him like a lamb is jaw-dropping. It really makes you understand that they don’t give a shit if you’re an actual kid, they will hang you up like a roast beef for dinner.

Bro’s asking as if he just got here.

Also, how do you think that fall must’ve felt like? Cuz when Toross yeets him, Yugo takes a massive fall only to get his body slammed into the pavement when he gets tied up.

He gets to fall even faster because of the stasis ropes pulling him down too.

You can even hear the loud slam when he hits it. That must’ve hurt like a bitch.

Btw I love how even after all that, Adamaï and Amalia still don’t trust Qilby even when he saved them from the necrome world.

Adamaï thinks he was an idiot for not using the eliatrope Dofus and…he’s right? Cuz my guy…ur scared of ruining things if you use the dofus but what are you gonna ruin in a place WHERE THERE’S NO WAKFU????

Sometimes I can’t tell whether or not that guy’s okay in his head. Like is he blind or something? You can clearly tell that the necrome world is completely deserted and has no actual life, Amalia even CONFIRMS IT for you, Toross is literally using his dofus in his world of nothing, AND it’s also literally known as the gods’ garbage bin.

No wonder you get slapped around so much, you’re stupider than Yugo!!

I never in my life thought that I’d eventually get to see Qilby booping Amalia’s nose.

And I don’t know if I should like it or if I should fear it.

Man literally booped her as if she was a kid. But then again, he IS a millennial years old so it would explain why he’d treat her like a fetus.

In a way, he really CAN see her as a kid who doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about.

But like-

I never imagined this happening???? Not even in a trillion chances 😀😀

BUT WHAT CONFUSES ME EVEN MORE IS THIS :

I get that Amalia annoyed him when she said he STILL couldn’t be trusted but what do you mean by “artificial”??? I’m still confused about that.

MY QUEEN NORA AND HER GAY ASS IS BACK WITH HER SHENANIGANS GURL WE SEE U !!

You can’t tell me this scene ain’t gay 😭😭

The way she grabbed her was so sudden, it made my heart jump!! And Amalia just goes with it like a damsel in distress being protected by her knight 🥰🥰 My noramalia senses detected that shit from a mile away, you ain’t getting away!!!

That torture scene tho should’ve taken longer ngl. But Okoo being the kid that they are decided “hell nah”. It’s still a shame really but at least we got what we needed.

Also, lemme just say something about this torture scene real quick.

Not only does Yugo get sucked the living out of him, but he just got BODY SLAMMED FROM AT LEAST 290 FEET on LITERAL PAVEMENT so now his back is completely obliterated, he keeps CONVULSING, TWITCHING, and GETS HIS BONES BREAKING TO GROW LONGER ONES-

He’s feeling all that WHILE getting sucked to death. My god. I wanted to see more of that.

The only reason why he didn’t turn out ballistic was cuz Oropo was keeping him busy in his head. He literally told him that he’ll make him fight just to not think about it.

And even though Oropo does hate him (but calmed down a bit once he reunited with Yugo), he told him that even he doesn’t deserve all of this. Can you imagine the one who caused so many calamities and was ready to kill the gods because he hates you telling you that even you don’t deserve this?? It just shows how kinky this Toross guy is.

#wakfu #ankama #krosmoz #wakfu season 4 #wakfu s4 #wakfu yugo #wakfu review #wakfu reviews #wakfu season 4 episodes 9 and 10

[pleatedjeans]

20+ Brutally Accurate Times Millennials Roasted Boomers With Funny Memes And Tweets

[chaifootsteps]

Regarding TikTok roasting the shit out of Hazbin/Helluva: I think because TikTok is a younger demographic, they see this Hot Topic aggressively millennial often problematic webtoon as cringe, which is the worst thing you can possibly be if you’re a zoomer. Like Viv’s humor never left 2009, which is when a lot of these kids weren’t even ALIVE. And 2009-core isn’t the same as like the Y2K revival (things generally take ~20-25 years to come back in trend, and even then they usually aren’t played 100% straight like Helluva/Hazbin is)

Interesting! So in other words, Viv's too immature and stupid for millennials and too problematic and cringe for actual young people.

#Anonymous #viv stuff #actual blog post

[katmajik]

💿 ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴀʀʟʏ 2000ꜱ…

Trixie Taylor is asexual—she just doesn’t know that’s an option. So imagine her consternation, when the deadline for the virginity pact she made in eighth grade is now upon her. It’s her last high school party, and the entire graduating class has heard that Trixie’s ready to swipe her V-card tonight.

So. No time to panic.

Ready or not, she’s got someone in mind to help her…

Riot Shane is every bit the loser virgin his friends roast him for being, and way more than his rebel reputation suggests (things would be different if he’d get his GED and a haircut, but oh well). When incurable crush Trixie Taylor asks for his help, Riot finds himself playing fake boyfriend, real bodyguard, and the house party’s errand boy. 

Welp. At least responsibility’s never looked as good as it does with his dream girl in the passenger seat.

Ready or not, the night’s only just begun…

ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴇx ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅʏ : a millennial coming-of-age parody, is COMING SOON. follow the author for updates at these links!

#book tag: htsatsc #book blurb #authors on tumblr #writeblr #indie author #queer romcom #comedy books #queer author #funny books #asexual #asexual books #teen comedy #millennial nostalgia #millennial humor #coming soon

[anarchywoofwoof]

only millennials will remember sitting around the open fire, roasting chestnuts

#text

[lacefuneral]

you know what. i think fictional ofmd stede bartholomewl bonnet the 15th should have a tiktok

to be clear: NOT modern AU stede. NOT modern AU historical reenactor/cosplayer stede

i mean that just entirely inexplicably (maybe a timetraveler left their Magical Phone?) 18th century stede is just. on there.

it's mostly lame dad jokes. outfit of the day. food reviews (which is really funny bc it would be like. Roast Onion or hardtack). and then short bedtime stories that he's able to fit within the span of the video limit

his videos are very innocuous but his comment section is filled with 21st century millennials and zoomers calling him a DILF and saying shit like "i love his cringefail whimsy." no one doubts for a second that this is literally a guy posting from the past

[idridian]

'delusional watari apologist' is such a funny stance for L to take ngl

(asterisk footnotes under the cut)

* "komm schon" means "come on" but the english translation simply doesn’t convey the incredible Vibe of that line properly so here you go. ask for clarification on what i mean by this at your own risk

** part of hands down one of my favourite moments in the drama: Police Guy: "Does your butler have a permit for that assault rifle?" L: "He's not my butler" Watari: "Technically that's a sniper rifle"

*** the guy's name is Lutz Mackensy and he has quite the resumé. further german dub work highlights of his include doc brown from bttf, hans gruber from die hard, casear flickerman from the hunger games films, po's adoptive dad from kung fu panda, and (the one that made me personally scream and cry because of Reasons) frank poole from 2001: a space odyssey

#death note #dn audio drama #watari #quillsh wammy #quillish wammy #ramblings o' mine #they made watari sassy and i love them for that