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#richie tozier headcanon
thelosers-club · 2 months
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richie randomly gets motivation spurts to clean his room, and whenever this happens and eddie comes over he breathes a sigh of relief as he enters his finally clean room
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sunshinereddie · 1 year
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im pretty sure it was a thing in the book that richie’s impressions were so good that listeners of his radio station actually genuinely thought that there was more than one person in the studio because no way that there’s just one dude doing all those voices.
so i’d like to take that and put it into modern day richie starting a podcast in college, and he sets it up claiming that it’s a podcast that stars him and two friends…… but really it’s just richie doing all 3 voices and fully convincing people that this is a podcast with 3 different people. all the listeners fall for it, and this goes on for a seriously impressive amount of time until richie decides that it’s time for the podcast to come to an end, and he makes an announcement on the podcast’s instagram page that for their final episode, they’re not only going to be doing their regular podcast but they’re also going to be filming it as a video!
everyone is pretty excited, as people have requested the podcast in a video format before but the podcast has always rejected the idea, so everyone is excited that they’re finally doing it.
so, you can imagine their surprise when the video starts with the camera on richie, he talks for a little bit, then the camera switches to the next speaker… who is richie in a different outfit, then it pans to the next speaker… who is also richie in yet another outfit.
at first people don’t believe it, they think that this is just some sort of prank, that richie is just lip synching to the other people’s voices (except he’s doing it extremely, suspiciously well…..) until richie eventually does a livestream and confesses that it was just him the entire time and everyone’s minds are just,,, blown.
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reddje · 1 month
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septum piercing richie tozier….. please save me….. please save us septum piercing richie tozier…
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kyutepups · 9 months
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Growing up Richie was definitely one of those kids that were like “You shouldn’t be grinding your teeth, my dads a dentist he told me so 🤓☝️” and bragged about his dad being a dentist cause he was so proud of it
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chosenhanlon · 6 months
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modern!richie would definitely binge-listen to it’s a girl party by mack z
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neverwasreddie · 2 years
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headcanon that when richie actually starts writing his own shit all of his stuff is just like tim robinson’s I Think You Should Leave. like it’s funny but it’s just super fucking weird and it should be off putting and not at all popular but because richie’s so fucking charming when he’s not reading someone else’s jokes the show goes absolutely viral, like everyone’s obsessed with it, award winning etc etc
eddie is pissed because he’s like “he’s not even doing comedy! this is just how weird he fucking is! don’t encourage him, i have to live with him!”
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anyways, earlier today i learned that you can open a wine bottle with a shoe by putting the wine bottle in the shoe and banging it against the wall a bunch
and all i could think about was how richie tozier would 100% do that
it would be like a Losers dinner party or smth and richie would be like “hey guys watch this,” take off his shoe, and start banging the wine bottle against the wall
everyone would be like “WTF RICHIE STOP IT UR GONNA BREAK IT AND HURT URSELF, THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME YOU BROKE THE BOTTLE OUTSIDE OF THE NEIBOLT HOUSE, FUCK” 
and then the cork would be out enough for richie to pull it off and hed say “tada! party trick!” 
everyone is recovering from their own separate seizures and taking deep, relieved breaths because richie didnt break a wine bottle and ruin stan’s house
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lemonleafloser · 1 year
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Ok so I’m rewatching Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with my mum and I gotta say….
CCBB HC where Professor Potts is Richie and Truly is Eddie. It’s silly but it’s amusing me so much rn!
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ifangirlalot · 5 months
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Finn eating pussy hcs ??
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*~smut!~* [𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘]: oral (fem receiving), dirty talk, clit sucking pairing: finn wolfhard x AFAB!reader
Ask and you shall receive! Honestly, I had so much fun on this request....
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₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 Eating pussy is like Finn's version of stress eating. Which, having so many different careers, Finn tends to get stressed A LOT… so you can only begin to imagine how many times you end up having to be his stress snack.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 Upcoming interview? Pull those panties down.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 Scene that's particularly stressful to film? Drop dem drawers.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 Oddly enough, Finn almost seems like he gets more enjoyment out of it than you do. He whimpers and whines a lot, his hands pressing against your thighs, leaving little crescent shaped marks from his fingernails.
"Oh... ugh, fuuuuuck, yes. Just a little more.."
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 A lot of heavy breathing on Finn's end. Aggressive clit sucking and loud, muffled moans.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 He loves it when you wear dresses and skirts because that means it's easier for him to lay you against a table or a chair or something and dip his head between your legs for a quick pick me up.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 It's almost like he's addicted to giving you head.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 Sometimes, he lies about being stressed just so he can get on his knees for you.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 Expect to be woken up by head A LOT.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 As for Finn's "style" of head, he's incredibly good at (honestly, what is that man NOT good at, at this point). While he's down there, his tongue is a-flickin' and a-rollin', his mouth is a-suckin' and a'kissin'. Not to mention his tongue is pretty quick in its movements.
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 He also is a particularly big fan of secret hickeys. If anyone saw your thighs, they'd probably think you just constantly run into shit. Which I guess you do, but by "shit" it's "Finn's mouth".
₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃 Finn has a potty mouth. This we know. But what you might not know is that it's like ten times worse when he's horny. It's dirty talk, left and right.
"Jesus, you're so wet. For me?" "If I could eat your pussy for every meal for the rest of my life, I promise you I would never skip a meal."
[A Note From Zee]
OMG Y'ALL- I am getting so damn good at getting these posts out wtfffff.
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when I remember in IT chapter two that reddie were gonna leave TOGETHER I go insane like that whole scene where Richie’s like “Eduardo andele let’s go!” And when Eddie’s like “I just have to grab my toiletry bag and then we can go” WE CAN GO ???? WE ? AS IN TWO ? AS IN US TOGETHER ?????
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thelosers-club · 3 months
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i had an idea
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sunshinereddie · 1 year
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happy april 1st. aka the day that richie tozier becomes the most insufferable person on the entire planet. 
he spends WEEKS planning individual pranks on each of his friends. he saves up his allowance so that he can spend it all in the local toy store buying every single “prank” toy they have. he has notebooks at home that are FILLED with intricate plans of all the pranks he has in mind and how he’s going to pull them off.
after a few years of being friends with him, the losers grow to understand that april 1st is a day they’ve got to mentally prepare themselves for, prepare themselves for whatever it is richie has in store for them. they always try and get one step ahead of richie, but they’re never able to defeat him.
richie tozier is the KING of pranks and april fool’s day is his favourite day of the year
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reddje · 2 months
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i hc richie as a raver bc i am a raver so here are some of my richie x raves headcanons
- richie 100% makes kandi and spends hours making them before shows and fests, and even gets the losers involved before really big festivals so that he makes enough to be able to hand them out all weekend.
- he also buys little trinkets and fills a fanny pack with them to give to the people that he likes the most
- he and stan match outfits because stan is the loser that is going with him to fests nine out of ten times (eddie doesn’t like them because they’re loud and he also hates being out from afternoon to sunrise and large crowds = germs)
- he’s a platonic rave bae like he will meet someone at a fest and then dance with them / go to sets with them all night and get their socials and loves that shit
- he is always at the heavy bass stages. if they’re playing dubstep, that’s where you’ll find him. anything bass heavy, richie loves.
- glitter glitter glitter!!!!!! everywhere!! all over !!
- always sporting a beatbox!! his fav flavor is blue razz
- he doesn’t trip at raves but he does light up blunts in the crowd and pass them around and let’s people hit his cart / vape 🕺🕺🕺
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kyutepups · 7 months
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Stanley Uris the quadrilingual legend
Richie is a French immigrant, Eddie is a Mexican immigrant, and Bill lost his speech for a while before developing his stutter.
Because of this, Stanley decided to learn French, Spanish, and ASL to communicate with all 3 of them when he first met them, and he taught Eddie and Richie english.
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He met Bill first because he already lived in Derry. He learned sign language because he really wanted a friend, and no one else wanted to talk to him. Bill was overjoyed that someone learned ASL just to talk to him.
Then, he met Richie. Bill wanted to make him feel welcomed because he knew what it was like to not be able to communicate, but he was still unable to speak during this time. So Stan learned French to help him learn English.
Finally, Eddie came along. Richie had a big old fat crush on him but Eddie couldn’t understand all his attempts. Stan had enough and learned just so he didn’t have to deal with their miscommunications.
Who wants me to write a oneshot with this idea 🙏🙏
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chosenhanlon · 5 months
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happy news for sadness by car seat headrest is richie tozier coded
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morrirylet · 2 months
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stanley is a people watcher
stanley uris is a quiet boy and he's always been the quietest of the losers
it's just something that runs in the uris family, they're very calm and quiet people with a lot of secrets and unspoken words. every time stanley talks more than he should or louder than he should he gets this "be quiet, it's inappropriate" look so stanley just behaves and observes
it's just easier to learn what dad's face looks like when he's silently angry so you don't get scolded, it's just easier to memorize mother's breathing rate when she's annoyed. stanley was a people watcher from a young age because he always had to predict his parents' moods
stanley is a people watcher and it's something that he hates about himself. he knows people too well
he just knows why bev's cheeks turn all red when she's looking at bill he just knows why ben's all sad when he sees bev and bill together he just knows when mike's smile is fake because he's sad and needs extra care he just knows why richie's smile fades when he sees eddie not laughing at his joke he just knows exactly what eddie looks like when he's just pretending to be disgusted by richie ("idiots") and he knows for sure that bill doesn't love him the way he loves bill
stanley is a people watcher and he hates it because no one watches him. because stan is a closed book and most people don't try to go deeper than what they see. they see that he's a calm and quiet boy just like his parents taught him to be and that's okay for everyone
that's why stanley prefer watching birds instead. who knows what's going on in those little minds?
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