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#this is canon i’m the long lost duffer gruncle i worked on this movie myself just ask andy
kyutepups · 7 months
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Stanley Uris the quadrilingual legend
Richie is a French immigrant, Eddie is a Mexican immigrant, and Bill lost his speech for a while before developing his stutter.
Because of this, Stanley decided to learn French, Spanish, and ASL to communicate with all 3 of them when he first met them, and he taught Eddie and Richie english.
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He met Bill first because he already lived in Derry. He learned sign language because he really wanted a friend, and no one else wanted to talk to him. Bill was overjoyed that someone learned ASL just to talk to him.
Then, he met Richie. Bill wanted to make him feel welcomed because he knew what it was like to not be able to communicate, but he was still unable to speak during this time. So Stan learned French to help him learn English.
Finally, Eddie came along. Richie had a big old fat crush on him but Eddie couldn’t understand all his attempts. Stan had enough and learned just so he didn’t have to deal with their miscommunications.
Who wants me to write a oneshot with this idea 🙏🙏
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kyutepups · 9 months
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It’s canon that Richie sang “Peaches” to Eddie but changed the lyrics to make it about him
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Eddie acted annoyed but found it quite endearing and the other losers watched with both amusement and horror as Richie sang his heart out to Eddie
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This one is for my one and only true love
Eds Spagheds
Eds, you're so cool
And with your mom, we're gonna rule
Eds, understand
I'm gonna love you 'til the very end
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
I love you, oh
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
I love you, oh
Stan The Man, Homeschool, and Beverly too
A thousand other losers couldn't keep me from you
Eduardo, at the end of the line
I'll make you mine, oh
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie
I love you, oh
Eddie, Eddie
Eds
EDSSSSS
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