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Person A: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Person B: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

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[aphroditesanxiety]

If there is a god?

I am going to kill him

And use his blood to graffiti the gravestones of every evil I've ever known

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[tumbler-town-incorrectquotes]

Assistant: And now, The Queer-y Queeries, I’m Assistant Ross

Friend: And I’m Truman Alex Hore aka Friend!

Assistant: FashionaBelle27 asked “What sexuality are the members of JeweledWaterLily?”

Friend: Lesbians, Sage being Asexual as well! Next question.

Assistant: OwensOfTheLab asked “Are Sir Lord Evil and ex-hero Sunny-D aka Chad married or not?”

Friend: They have proposed to each other multiple times while drunk but nothing yet!

Assistant: FenNotABog22 asked “What is Assistant’s gender?”

Friend: Only god knows.

Assistant: This has been The Queer-y Queeries, thank you for your time

[Don't mind me, totally not obsessed with the detail of "Fashiona Belle" included in there.]

[WAIT, I NOTICED FEN AS "FenNotABlog22" BUT DIDN'T REALIZE "OwensOfTheLab" REFERRED TO DR. CATHERINE OWENS!]

(Assistant and Alex - @evilassistantbutnotmean)

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IG: @frxgg 🐸

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[cloverachiever]

Gizmo (cat) meets my sister’s new puppies, only one is pictured. The one shown is Emerald. The other is names Elly but is not in frame.

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Person a: We’ve found the person who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

person b: Where were they?

person a: Eating cheetos and crying in their car.

person b, impressed: Damn, they really went for it.

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[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Person A: Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Person B: That's hypothermia.

Person A: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

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[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Person A: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.

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Person 1: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY!

Person 2: Then where are Norwegian people from!?

Person 3: NORWAY!!

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Person A: Do you love me?

Person B: We’re literally married.

Person A: Yeah, but as friends or—

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Person A: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?

Person B: If I were gaslighting you, you’d never know it.

Person A: Is THAT gaslighting?

Person B: Shut up.

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Person A: I can’t do this, it’s against my moral compass.

Person B: YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A ROULETTE WHEEL!

Person A: …Your point?

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[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

*in a groupchat*

Person a: iuegrukfhoeuhfeoruhf

person b: what is that?

person a: it’s a keyboard smash

person b: How do I do it? 

person a: just press anything

person b: 7

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[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Person A: My back hurts.

Person B, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

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Person A: Hey, Person B! Do you wanna go celebrate with me?

Person B: Person A, you know I can't be seen in public with you.

Person A: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.

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[aphroditesanxiety]

The only person I ever believed when they told me it wasnt my fault was the devil who let tears fall over me. When a demon cries for you it is never out of pity. It is out of shame and sorrow. The angels praise you for making it out alive but the heathens cry with you when the nightmares come. The devil saw my pain. The devil does not praise my strength when he knows I never should have had to use it. We are not the only ones god abandoned.

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