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toxoplasmajuice · 1 year
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As the sun was rising, Orange came back to the burning house.
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You know, Orange, if you'd have let the murders happen in the most boring fashion possible, this could have gone better. Your meddling has killed all seven of those women at once. Do you see what you've done?
Orange: What, created the ultimate unsolved mystery?
What?
Orange: They're all dead. There's no one to ask for alibis as I ignore all possible forensic evidence. There can't be any polls to ask the audience, if you even have one anymore, who they think I should accuse of murder--traditionally, you don't include the dead on those polls. Your half-baked poll-free MMBC concept can't even save this.
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Orange: With no way to know, all there is left to do is wonder... who killed all of the contestants of Nobody MMBC in one fell swoop?
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greta-wiljhem · 1 year
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Fin des billets programmés... Je n'ai pas pris le temps de préparer autre chose sur Greta pour le moment (avec une grosse quinzaine de blogs à gérer, vous pouvez bien me le pardonner).
Mais il y a une boîte à questions ici, dont vous pouvez vous servir. Adressez-vous directement au personnage, ou posez une question qui vous travers l'esprit, peut-être une théorie à son sujet ? Libre à vous !
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rainbowpopeworld · 5 months
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This is a big thing that I continue to work on unlearning/relearning
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utilitycaster · 5 months
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
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fenja-art · 8 months
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I found peace in your gentle embrace.
(Prints Available!)
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userfrieren · 2 months
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braisedhoney · 4 months
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well wishes from the void
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fucciwilliams · 1 month
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l3viat8an · 20 days
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MC: You...seem like a person whose brain doesn't react to women.
Mephisto:……
Mephisto: Are you saying that there is something wrong with my pituitary gland?
MC: Not exactly…
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jascurka · 1 year
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Szczęśliwego Nowego Roku! | Happy New Year!
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horreurscopes · 5 months
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transfiguration's gonna come for me at last, and i will burn brighter than the sun
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theroyalsandi · 4 months
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Happy 42nd Birthday to the Princess of Wales! (b. 09 January 1982)
'Oh, she always looks stunning' - William
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sojutrait · 5 months
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my for rent family's morning routine ✨
okay here's their backstory gyuhjfgk
jameson schaeffer and mayra villanueva are hs sweethearts who accidentally conceived their daughter wren during their junior year of college. it wasn't ideal timing but they made the best out of the situation and even finished uni. after bouncing from shitty apartment to shitty apartment they landed at a slightly less shitty apartment after the birth of their son andres, the birchview apartments! they're still trying their best to make ends meet but they're staying afloat.
jameson schaeffer - 23, good, bro, socially awkward
working as a night school teacher, jameson stays with the kids during the day and going to work at night. meaning, he's only staying awake due to many, many cups of coffee. he doesn't have much time for hobbies but falling asleep on the couch with a beer in his hand and the hockey game on is the closest it gets.
mayra villanueva - 24, nosy, creative, outgoing
born to run her etsy shop full-time, forced to work at target, mayra hates her job and hates mornings even more. soon as she's off the clock she's busy doing any creative venture she can. most notably, jewelry making and painting. she hopes to someday to be able to quit her retail job for good but that's not looking viable at the moment.
wren schaeffer - 3, wild
as a daddy's girl who's been spoiled rotten, wren has been kicked out of 3 pre-schools for various infractions (usually biting), so now she stays at home with dad during the day.
andres schaeffer - 18 months, calm
just a lil guy chillin. he doesn't even mind when wren tries to put him in a cardboard box and ship him away
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userfrieren · 4 months
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frieren | sousou no frieren 1.14 - “privilege of the youth”
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naota-gray · 5 months
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Maybe it's this edible, but this hit me hard
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superherospinoff · 1 year
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thinking again about that time tim broke into dick’s apartment in bludhaven and immediately started making fun of his home security the moment dick walked in the door 
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nightwing (1996) issue 6
and then the next time we see someone break into dick’s apartment (this time it’s a stranger trying to rob him) we find out that he has installed a human-sized glue trap in front of his home entertainment system (and coincidentally, right next to the window)
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nightwing (1996) issue 12
this is a cartoonishly deranged thing for dick to put in his apartment as actual security but also i believe with my whole heart that this was meant for tim. this is cruel and unusual punishment for some random home invader but completely justified if it was actually meant to clown on one’s annoying younger brother all along
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