#quebecois be like

[limesquares]

#lime art #oc: Ouroboros #i liked this one enough to post separately #its kind of older but i like the colors still #quebecois Regan real?!?!?!?

[jackhues]

simon benoit on mits off with luke gazdic jan. 31. 24

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#naqia's gifs! #“it's not everyday the fans love a stay at home dman” #benny i don't think you understand that (more than) half of leafs nation would lay their life down for you #the lb would probably be the first ones #also guys please please ignore the shitty quality idk why this is happening to me today #this is the first time i've giffed in actual YEARS and the quality turns out like this smh #just look in benny's eyes. lose yourselves in them and forget the atrocious quality #i just needed to gif this because i love him even more after watching it #the way he says 'penalty' changed me fundamentally. pen-aal-ty #i love one (1) frenchman/quebecois #simon benoit #toronto maple leafs #my gifs

[random-lil-illing]

player appreciation week day 3: homeschool!!

okay so i know it was said in the last post that player doesnt get homework, but that was not what i meant to say haha. i wanted to say they didnt have homework that week, but usually their mom does give them (very little) homework. also player is bad at maths and hates triangles bc i hate triangles too and its MY comfort caharcter so i get to project my struggles onto them

#my art #art #digital art #finished art #fanart #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego player #carmen sandiego fanart #carmen sandeigo #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #csplayerweek2024 #cs player #player bouchard fanart #player bouchard #cs player fanart #also i know i keep changing their design but that bc i keep getting new ideas/hcs for them #one of my newest hcs is that they have absolutely shit eyesight bc of how much they stare at a screen all day #(its also why they have very glossy eyes) so now they have glasses :3 i gave them glasses that look like mine #bc i lowkey dont like my glasses so im giving player my glasses so i feel better about wearing them lol #also their shirt says 'gnawing at the bars of my enclosure ('bc i dont have enough enrichment' is on the back)' #and 'no im not crazy im just french' respectively lol. which reminds me i hc their mom to be quebecois so yeah theyre french to me #and yes devineaux is their uncle from their moms side you can fight me on this #anyway #enjoy the burnt food #<3 #bored duck rambles #cannibals rambles #sick rambles

[parvuls]

au where bitty is french and jack is jack and it's still the enemies to lovers pipeline only stronger

@weneedtotalkaboutfic 😘

#@lau you're gonna fall in love with a french person and I will LAUGH #also important to note that bitty is bad in french in every universe #yes he's french yes he's bad at speaking his own language what about it #omgcp #zimbits #omgcheckplease #bitty will be condescending to jack because he's Quebecois and jack will literally sit there fuming #'my french is BETTER THAN YOURS' #bitty will say one super well phrased sentence next to jack and jack will be like 'bittle. it was a lucky word.' #text #prompts

[sodrippy]

modern au one piece should always have the vinsmokes be french but (zeff and) sanji be quebecois simply bc nothing would piss judge off more than meeting his failson after fifteen years and now he fucking Sounds Like That

#so fucking wretched to do that to him but hes survived worse than being assigned quebecois #i just think itd be so fucking funny can you imagine the wci reunion #theyre all like good grief hes gotten WORSE since he fake died...call the scientists how is this possible hes barely coherent how sad #one piece #sanji

[infifi3]

i need to become that guy that lived in the woods n walked all the way to alaska by foot except the whole dying eating squirrels in a bus part.

#i need to become a canadian citizen and then get lost in thg=e woods. maybe accidentally find a quebecois gramma to take care of me like a #sick puppy n nurse me back to health only to release me in the summer.................

[dove-da-birb]

*scrolling through tumblr* [I'm not drawing the zebra print that's on my shirt each time]

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*sees halloween rook*

*simp/crisis mode engaged*

Bonus internal reaction;

I have no fucking gems *internal québécois français screaming*

#dove rambles #my art #it's just a lil comic though #to clarify; i am not from quebec but canadian french is quebecois francais and yeah #I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH GEMS AND I TOOK A BREAK FROM PLAYING SO I COULD FOCUS ON WRITING! TABARNAK! #i'm not tagging the twst fandom cuz this is just a lil vent thingy #je t'aime mon chasseur d'amour #BUT GET YOUR ASS HOME SO HELP ME- #HALLOWEEN ROOK DOES THINGS TO ME O K A Y #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #*sobs in french* #inspired by seeing vio's post about him coming home #if you guys didn't know that i like rook; well now you do #i'll just hoard up gems for next year and try to get halloween rook trey and jade; i fucking adore halloween WHY IS IT SO DAMN EARLY THOUGH #I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME TO SAVE UP?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[screechingsandwichhologram]

AUGGHHHHHH !!!!! HAVING LANGUAGE ISSUES !!!!!!

my grandmother calls my mom and also me sometimes this one word. it sounds like it would be spelt "pit" but i'd wager its not that. i don't know what exactly it means and i don't know how to spell it but its french canadian and is a term of endearment. help.

#i always have the problem augghhhh #i want to use the words i know in like writing and stuff #but i only really know the vibes of it and absolutely not the spelling #took me forever to find piton #and theres also a couple swears i'd love to get down but whatever #and the worst part is it takes forever to find anything because i cant look it up by the sound of it #and its also quebecois french so half the time it doesn't show up while searching #french #french language #french canadian #i know this is a long shot but any help would be appreciated

[neechees]

I bet you do

#that meme/joke of like vegans or vegetarians not being able to go a conversation without telling you theyre vegan/vegetarian #thats Quebecois but for real

[6lovelytenders]

In an ideal world, Billy Shoepack would have a quebecois accent.

#why quebecois you may ask? because his basis is Canadian lol #and why quebecois specifically? uuuh idk #Québec is one of the provences that used alligator tugs and the Newfie accent is a bit overused in media imo #I also would like him to have a New Brunswick accent but that's just me being biased lol #this is tugs #tugs billy shoepack #my stuff

[bisonaari]

Wait why am i stressing so much about only learning how to express myself in written finnish, it's not like people aren't gonna understand me lol

#bison learns finnish #i just need to UNDERSTAND puhukieli but it's fine if i don't remember how to express myself in puhukieli #like when people here speak in formal french no one is making them aware of that as long as they understand spoken quebecois #big galaxy brain over here thank you for coming to my ted talk

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

a few years ago i watched this french spy show on netflix (i don't think it's there anymore) called a very secret service. i generally enjoyed it alright but it contains a truly baffling subplot that still haunts me to this day.

basically what you need to know is a) the main character andré's father has been missing or presumed dead or something since before he was born and all he has left of him is a picture of his military unit; b) andré's boss served in the military with the missing dad, meaning he's also in that picture; c) andré is dating the boss' daughter but the boss wants them to break up, and so d) the boss tells andré that he's the aforementioned missing dad, hoping that his daughter and andré will break up on account of the (presumed) incest.

which would be fine, if a little convoluted, except that they had the actor who plays andré pose as his dad in this plot significant photograph so like. did they forget? are we supposed to assume andré has face blindness? are they playing 4d comedy chess where they seem to play this plot straight but we, the audience, are supposed to recognize that it's ridiculous that andré believes his boss might actually be his dad when he looks literally identical to his actual dad?

#a very secret service #au service de la france #(that's the french title) #the show is a comedy so maybe i'm just not sophisticated enough to recognize french humour #i also don't understand france french as well as i understand quebecois french bc i went to french immersion in canada #and most of my teachers were quebecois. so it's possible i missed something #every so often i'm going about my day and i suddenly think of this plot like hey what was that about?

[elkkiel]

the night belongs to Montreal for real dawg. like holy SHIT no wonder the guys were so feral with that kind of energy in the building

#as an albertan i am forced to hand it to the quebecois eeps for their excellent crowd energy *sighs in western anglophone* #every single clip looks like heaven on earth in concert form i am unbelievably jealous of everyone that got to go #elkk.txt #sleep token

[cassandragemini]

here’s a slightly poorly organized ref sheet of all my beloved butch cowboy/cowgirl ocs

adelita is a fairy who lives as a human outlaw purely for fun, lou is a anxious part time outlaw/part time amateur biologist with a unfortunate tendency to turn into a werewolf if he gets too freaked out, tseren is just some guy with aggravated assault charges in at least 3 separate states, and mikhail is a extremely intimidating but soft spoken and gentle werebear who’s got a really dubiously platonic “friendship” with tseren

#you may be able to guess that i drew these all a couple months apart #ocposting #butch #my art #oc art #ref sheets #adelita #lou #tseren #adelita is mexican lou is black and cree and quebecois and tseren and misha are mongolian #wrote this fucking post like 40 minutes ago but couldnt post it cause twitter users swarming en masse like passenger pigeons #misha

[prorneth-eus]

watching the fallout series and for some reason the fact that they have a quebecois french dub is getting me in my giggle

#kat snaps #les versions francais quebecois i was like oh??? oui? #je pronds mon pip-boy à tim hortons

[la-grosse-patate]

He looks so good with the Desert Eagle 👑

Roger Cadoret | Far Cry New Dawn (1/?)

#roger cadoret #far cry new dawn #scavenger mod #fcnd #photo mode #far cry 5 #fc5 #far cry #farcry #i love mods #and modders #hope y'all have good health and clear skin #my little murderous quebecois king #yeah you show 'em roger #between the eyes you hear me?? #just like isabel taught you #roger screenshots