#probably talking to ariel lmao

[incorrect-nosgoth]

Kain: "I could fix them." Good for you, I guess.

Kain: I could be the only thing they're truly afraid of.

#source: tumblr #q. #probably talking to ariel lmao #legacy of kain #incorrect nosgoth #incorrect legacy of kain #kain #lok #lokain #lok kain #mod evil

[differenteagletragedy]

Hello, are your requests open? If so, do you have any hcs/thoughts on Cove with a shy mc that works in the aquarium as a professional mermaid? Like, how he found out, how he feels about it- (how his dreams at night change after this revelation lmao)

If not, then please don't mind this request! Thank you for all the fics that you wrote, they bring a smile to my face every time you upload❤️

Belated Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to youuuu

This is extra sweet because it's a shy MC! Bless these little babies.

-- If you're shy, then it probably took a lot for you to go for this job, good for you! So since this would be a bit unexpected probably the best way to tell Cove would be to surprise him.

-- You line everything up, sneak off to training, and on your first day you just tell Cove that you should meet at the aquarium! Even if you live with him at this point lol, you can't go together, you've got some errands to run, your moms need help with something, whatever. It's ok to fib for the first part because it's for a surprise!

-- But he is a little sweetie who will do anything for you, so sure, he'll meet you there! You tell him to meet by one of the big tanks, the ones where those mermaids are sometimes. He is very down for that.

-- Mermaids are a thing for you and Cove, they always have been. You talked about them when you were little, when he got his cast off sometimes you'd play mermaids when you went to the beach. You still played mermaid sometimes if we are being honest. They're his favorite mythological creature, obviously. He's gotten you little gifts with mermaids on them.

-- So he gets to the spot and you're not there yet, that's fine, he'll just watch the mermaids! Oh look, there's a new mermaid! That's cool OH MY GOD IT'S YOU

-- Jaw dropped, eyes wide, he better not have been holding anything because it would be on the floor. Because there you are with a FANCY MERMAID TAIL in the AQUARIUM and there are FISH swimming with you and why is this everything he never knew he always needed.

-- Just total awe for this whole part. And like he'll think it's hot too, come on.

-- But he is so proud of you! What a neat job, and way to step outside your comfort zone! He'll have a billion questions about how you got the job, what made you want to do it, can you play with the fish, can he touch your tail, etc.

-- He wouldn't think to do it the first time, he'd be too amazed, but eventually he'll start taking so many pictures and he'll look at them a lot. Just very very often.

-- He will also tell anyone who will listen (actually listening is not a requirement) that you're his partner.

Cove: See that mermaid right there? The prettiest one? They're with me.

Toddler who didn't ask for this: I LIKE ARIEL

Cove: *smug smirk* Yeah she's pretty cool too.

-- Lol not his dreams

-- He may have looked up how mermaids hook up and then deleted his entire search history over and over, tossed all those cookies straight in the trash. If you ever found out somehow, he would deny it until he's on his deathbed, then he would deny it again with his last breath.

-- Ok so I'm not super sure on this one but I thought about it and want to throw it out there: what if Cove gets a tattoo of a mermaid for you? Not like with your face or anything, but maybe it's got your hair color or the tail is the same color as the one you wore.

#our life beginnings and always #cove holden #cove holden x mermaid

[babyfairy]

hello…life updates lol

i saw the little mermaid with my mom and my niece (we went on my mom’s birthday 💌) and i loved it??!? i think halle was the perfect choice for ariel!! i was so enchanted by her mannerisms the entire film. she’s got such an otherworldly beauty so paired with her voice she REALLY looks and feels like a disney princess…loved her so much. no comment on awkwafina’s unfortunate addition to the film

we’re restarting one of our long running dnd campaigns and i’m pretty sad about it ❤️‍🩹 it’s the best choice because the setting was made by our DM a long time ago and she wants a reset because she’s improved her narration/lore/etc since its creation but it’s still sad and hard to let go. i’m really excited to relive some of my favorite moments with some new twists and i have a deeper understanding of my character now so i think i’ll only end up loving her more as i replay her. dnd with my friends is truly one of my favorite hobbies and it’s so important to me! there have been so many changes throughout the years i’ve played but i’m so glad to still be playing despite it because it’s very fun and therapeutic lol

i got a raise at work 🫨 not that it makes much of a difference LMFAO but i was seriously considering leaving my job before my raise so it’s nice to be making a little more money. the cost of living in washington is so insane that i feel really unsure of my future lol but it’s seriously my dream to own my own house. just a little one story house that i can call my own. i know it seems like a small dream lol but it’s literally my number one motivation and i’m always daydreaming about how i’d decorate my own home inside and out!!

i finally bought tears of the kingdom and i’ve been obsessed with it!!! not surprised because i loved breath of the wild lol. i love link so much he’s such a cool protagonist. always wanted to be like him when i was a kid LMAOO either him or sheik! i would say i’m more like a deku scrub…💀 like look at this fella…

like….???!!!! THATS ME…the lil angry face. love these guys. anyways i love the game LMAO i hit about 50 hours and realized i should maybe try tackling my first dungeon 💀 it’s just so much fun to run around and collect ingredients and koroks…plus i have a little pack of zelda amiibo cards so every day i hop on and scan them all so i can open treasure chests as a little treat…love it!!! i can’t wait to see king sidon again btw. that’s the light of my life

ever since my OCD diagnosis i’ve been avoiding my therapist (L) and struggling to really understand why but i think it’s because i feel guilty about being diagnosed LMAO…i have like this weird fixation on unknowingly manipulating/lying to others and my brain keeps trying to convince me i manipulated her into a diagnosis. i don’t feel like i have “real” OCD if that makes sense. and i feel this weird sense of guilt about making light of it or like taking resources from people with real, severe OCD. it’s frustrating because i know that’s definitely a symptom of OCD but i also feel like none of my symptoms are legitimate and they’re just delusions. it’s incessant. which like logically is that probably just a symptom of the OCD? yeah but i also am having trouble admitting that to myself for some reason lol. at least not without guilt or shame attached and i really try to avoid feeling that way if i can. anyways it’s a real pain in the ass and i finally sucked it up and made an appointment for tomorrow so i can try to talk through some of this with her

i’m up and down a lot, it’s been the worst year of my life i think lol but somehow i’m still chugging along 💀 every day i put the rainbow clown wig back on and march thru my day despite it all though so it’s whatever i guess. definitely going thru my saturn return and ngl so far it sucks and i definitely hate it but you know! my 20s have been Not Great so maybe my 30s will be better for it. hope everyone is doing well and staying safe. let me know what you’re up to in my inbox if you want! i always like when people message me their life updates lol. it’s sweet when people think of me as someone they want to update ❣️

[loracarol]

I think that the Little Mermaid live action remake may be the only remake that was worth it tbh.

Thoughts:

For all the complaints about Sebastian and Flounder looking creepy in stills, I didn't actually find them that bad looking when moving? They looked fine to me, honestly, and I thought they had good voices.

For all the complaints about the Scuttle song, I expected it to be a lot worse? It wasn't my favorite song of the movie, and I probably won't go out of my way to listen to it, but if I'm listening to the soundtrack, I probably won't skip it?

Like I was expecting something hellish, and it was fine. Just fine.

There were a couple of kids in the audience, and when we saw Ariel in her blue dress the first time, one of the kids said, "she looks pretty!" and later after the lagoon scene, another kid said, "I want them to kiss already," you and me both kid. |D

They cut out Ursula's stanza about body language, but then also changed it so that she'd tricked Ariel with an amnesia spell, so that change made sense; why bother telling Ariel how to seduce Eric when the whole point is she doesn't want Ariel to?

TBH I didn't like that plot point at first, then I talked myself into liking it lol, since it let them both fall in love without any ulterior motives. Nice job fixing it Ursula.

As someone who has cosplayed Ursula, I really want to try making this costume. The last time, my corset top broke in the back mid-con and I had to hug it to my chest while sneaking into the medical center to get it taped up until I could get to my hotel. It was. A problem. This one looks safer lmao.

On one hand, fuck Disney, on the other hand, if they made live action remakes and had Halle Bailey and Jonah Hauer-King as the leads in all of the movies, I would probably watch them. They had great chemistry holy shit.

There were only a couple of places where I found the CGI to be funky, like the end scene where Triton had to be above water. Everywhere else I was able to ignore it.

When the reunite at the end and you think it's gonna be a Big Damn Kiss and it is! But it's also them holding onto each other for dear life because they're together again.

I just liked it a lot y'all.

#the little mermaid #the little mermaid 2023 #tlm 2023 #tlm

[princess-of-the-corner]

Dragon!Chloe AU

(so, real quick, my friend and I have submitted a few aus and headcannons here - we will never use them, so they are up for adoption if anyone wants to try their luck on them! go nuts!)

So, I know in your other AUs, you already figured out who Chloe’s bio-dad is (if it isn’t Andre) but I had an idea I thought would be pretty funny.

Audrey, somehow, manages to seduce a dragon. Like, Jake Long/Ariel-type, “in-charge-of-defence-of-the-magical-population” dragon. Is Audrey aware? No. Is anyone aware? No. Chloe is grows up with all these little incongruous things that don’t quite make sense - strangely high body temperature, very hard nails, odd instincts - and doesn’t really think much about it, because to her, they’re normal. Then someone from the Dragon Council visits Paris, meets with the mayor and his daughter, and realizes that there is an unawoken dragon just about to enter puberty that no one knew about, and promptly loses their mind. I’m not sure if they tell Andre (they are NOT telling Audrey) but they pull Chloe aside to talk to her about it. They probably haul the Paris Dragon (Ariel for you) in to teach her. The Council start hunting around for who Chloe’s dad could be, because sireing a dragon child and then abandoning them is a HUGE no-no. However, they console themselves that they caught it and that things can’t get worse!

And then Hawk Moth shows up. And Chloe gets a Miraculous …

I’m gonna be honest, mostly I want this AU for explanation of WHY the Paris Dragon didn’t know about Chloe.

-

Ariel would have yoinked Chloé into apprenticeship ages ago lmao

#submission

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

A few questions for all youre OC's if you dont mind!

•What's the dumbest thing you're OC has ever done?

•What will always make them smile/cry?

•How easy is it for them to say "I love you"?

•Are they ticklish?

•Do they have any unappealing habits?

•Who is they're greatest confidant?

•How quick do they trust someone?

•Can they see blood?

•What are you're characters greatest flaws?

•What's they're tell tale for lying?

•Do they have a middle name?

•What would completely break you're character?

•What's they're best character quality?

All of them?! I-I'm only gonna do the main six unless otherwise relevant–

What's the dumbest thing you're OC has ever done?

Olivia: Probably that time she stuck all those straws in her mouth Jesse: Probably hasn't happened yet Miranda: The time she made that battery acid drink Bridget: Letting herself be talked into Olivia’s shenanigans Sunni: Telling her crush she likes him when he's dating another girl Harleigh: Shot herself in the foot once. Literally.

•What will always make them smile/cry?

Olivia: Feeling powerful! /Feeling helpless Jesse: Other people smiling / Other people crying Miranda: Getting to see friends / Seeing people hurt Bridget: Olivia getting just desserts / being afraid Sunni: Jay / Tragedies Harleigh: Nothing makes her happy. Nothing can make her cry, either (or she'll die)

•How easy is it for them to say "I love you"?

Olivia: Not easy at all Jesse: Depends on the person/circumstance Miranda: Very easy Bridget: Not impossible, but not often Sunni: A little TOO easy Harleigh: lol she would never unless dying–oh wait

•Are they ticklish?

The only one that isn't to some degree is Harleigh

•Do they have any unappealing habits?

Olivia: Picks at her jagged teeth Jesse: Pulls/tugs his hair (which isn't that bad, but he's too paranoid to do anything worse snkskn) Miranda: Chews her pens/pencils Bridget: Knuckle-crackling Sunni: Nail-biting Harleigh: Spits

•Who is they're greatest confidant?

Olivia: KAI LMAO Jesse: Antonia ofc Miranda: Nelson, eventually Bridget: Herself Sunni: Samantha, and also Jay Harleigh: Also herself (it's actually Sunni)

•How quick do they trust someone?

Olivia: Depends on the urgency of the nature of the trust Jesse: Pretty easily, but also just as easily broken Miranda: Only after a rigorous bout of personal questions Bridget: Never Sunni: Again, a little TOO easily Harleigh: lol 'trusting people'

•Can they see blood?

If this is asking if they handle the sight of blood:

Olivia: Yes (like a shark in the water) Jesse: No, especially not after Mira's Incident, but can push through Miranda: Yes, strangely enough Bridget: No Sunni: Nooooooooooope Harleigh: Yes

•What are you're characters greatest flaws?

Olivia: Doesn't always think things through Jesse: Doesn't take enough risks Miranda: Could stand to take less risks Bridget: Tendency to overthink Sunni: Too trusting/caring Harleigh: Doesn't care enough (lol see what i did)

•What's they're tell tale for lying?

Olivia: She won't blink Jesse: Struggling to speak + attempting to ground himself (arm clutching, hand-wringing, etc) Miranda: Sarcasm Bridget: Her nose scrunches Sunni: Her face turns red Harleigh: Speaking with eyes closed

•Do they have a middle name?

Only the Marvells have middle names: Jesse's is Anthony, Miranda's is May, and Cam's is Brooke! (...although I think I also gave Arielle to Olivia for something King was doing—)

•What would completely break you're character?

For just about all of them, a death of a loved one

•What's they're best character quality?

Olivia: Her Conviction Jesse: His Passion Miranda: Her Decisiveness Bridget: Her Determination Sunni: Her Optimism Harleigh: Her Resilience

#ninjago ocs #legacyverse #the ninja legacy whip #original character #oc tag #oc: jesse marvell #oc: olivia omar #oc: miranda marvell #oc: bridget rondinelli #oc: sunni dayes #oc: harleigh kognito

[eaglefairy]

Another weekend means more xenoblade for me and my roommate! I've been telling her this for like 2 weeks but we are definitely actually for real getting to Prison Island tomorrow, so I'll be recording her reaction because she asked me to catch the big reaction moments (and yes I will also be doing Mechonis Core, of course.)

Oh man she is ragging on the High Entia a lot for isolating in Alcamoth and not doing anything about the Mechon which I can't really fault her for, but honestly I'm too happy to see Alcamoth and all its people alive and well to be mad about the isolationism

Ok I have an official statement from the roommate: Vidian is the best NPC in Alcamoth for gossiping about her guy friend leading on two of their mutual girl friends

lmao she's talking to Scarlen and he's freaking out about falling in love with two people at once, so I on the couch go "oh man....I'm sure no one else in this series ever...falls in love with two people at once...." thinking of The Picture, and she just looks at me like "??????"

Oh interesting, Arielle says that most High Entia aren't particularly prejudiced against half-Homs and it's an outdated notion that pure-blooded High Entia are superior. It's been a while since I've engaged with the xenoblade fandom, but I feel like that's something that fanon has magnified out of proportion with canon

Edit: ok eagle from the future here to say disregard this one. the high entia prejudice is Real and honestly if anything it might be worse than I remembered. You'll find me desperately trying to figure out how the second consort tradition persisted and how any progress towards more Homs blood in the imperial line was made

adjfhgdks we're out in eryth sea doing sidequests and out of nowhere she just says "why do I feel like Alcamoth is going to be destroyed at some point?" I heroically kept face and pointed out that the Mechon will probably attack Alcamoth at some point soon, which isn't even wrong! It just isn't the whole truth :)

*talking about Sharla and her utility in battle* Me: "Yeah, her usefulness does kind of drop off in regular fights, but she's still good in boss battles. And she's the only party member who can inflict instant death, so that's pretty cool." Roommate: "She can inflict instant death??? That's so hot"

holy shit there is a lot in the cutscene with Alvis when you reach the Tomb. My roommate is pausing to break it down and I'm probably going to rewatch it later again to absorb it better

OOF she saw the telethia in the tomb and chose Shulk for the party even though Tyrea is there...rough battle ahead

#xenoblade chronicles #roommate chronicles part 1 #I am like. vibrating. this is going to be SO fun tomorrow I can't WAIT

[marsgod]

I’m back~! Can’t help but notice your requests are open, so dropped by to say ‘hi’ and make another request.

May I request Jamil, Ace and Jack with an gn!S/O who sold their voice to Azul in return for helping them confess to the characters, how would they react?

(Jamil is about to fist fight Azul/j)

- Overblot Anon

why hello, i hope you’re doing well~! And jamil was ready to fistfight azul already, this was just the cherry on top lmao

| Info you need! v

Assuming this is just like The Little Mermaid where Ursula ends up with a sort of pendant that holds Ariels voice, we’ll be sticking to it!

Warnings; Cussing, i didn’t forget Jamil’s magic i just didn’t want the easy way out

So, before you confess, you sold your voice, which therefore meant you couldn’t talk, which THEREFORE made it harder to work anything out with Azul.

Ace is wildly confused, you smile at him and wave, but you’re hellbent on not talking to him? He hasn’t done anything! Not to you, at least…

He tries to win you back because he thinks you’re mad, until he see’s you’re not talking to anyone, and it still doesn’t click that something might be wrong

when you confess via note, Ace is over the moon! You weren’t mad at him, so everything can go back to normal! Just with you two dating!

Until you’re still not talking to him but you’re also holding his hand?! What’s wrong? Are you sick? Don’t tell him it hasn’t even been a full day and he already fucked up somehow?

and with the help of some paper and pen and a lot of hand stretches, you explain that you had absolutely no clue what you were doing while confessing and had to receive the help of a certain capitalist

Ooooh Ace is pissed, one being; all you had to do was think words and say them in the moment(this is fully how Ace’s head works), and two; … You traded your voice for that? Even he could see that was a shoddy offer!

Anyways, he does go to Azul with the fully intention of beating his ass, until the tweels find out but its okay cause Jade is amused and Floyd is distracted by goldfishie

Azul is super strong though so Ace settles on teaming up with Deuce and Grim to make his life inconvenient as all hell(stealing his pencils, not giving him correct dates, etc.), whilst not giving into any deals

Anyways that’s how Azul comes running, hands and knees, begging you to take your damn voice back, muttering “just keep your fucking boyfriend away from me”

Jamil isn’t worried when you don’t talk for awhile, he thinks its because of all the overstimulation of being dragged through shit you had nothing to do with

which he understands, completely, plus school and stuff so that’s a big ‘yikes, hope it works out’ from him

If you confess via letter, he’s immediately sending one(albeit more put together and fancy), some cute dessert with a note? congrats, you have god’d feast at your doorstep, he’ll turn it into a nonverbal competition

Once you two meet face-to-face, he starts getting a little concerned why you aren’t talking and asks if he could do something to help

after pulling out the notes app and writing a long and detailed paragraph that explained your situation, Jamil is staring at you very.. hard?

One, Why the FUCK would you go to Azul for anything, and two, Why the FUCK would you trade anything with him??

He thinks your stupid for that, but also kinda appreciates it

anyways, he already doesn’t like Azul, so any chance to fistfight him is immediately on his to-do list

Jamil asks to see the contract and looks over it for any loopholes, probably finds one, and then tells Azul

If he doesn’t find one then dw, he will just challenge Azul and fight tf outta him, or at least get others to do so

Eventually Azul gets tired after the 90- something opponent and just gives up cause this is too much effort for something he’s not even using

Jack likes you, so so obviously, and knows that you like him(on account of your heart beating faster and faster) so why you’d trade your voice is beyond any of us but you do you ig

except don’t because Jack loved your voice and when you stopped talking, to him at least, he was super sad

until he hears from someone that you just stopped talking completely, then he thinks you must be feeling down or just feel nonverbal

so then, he doesn’t stop following you and enjoys you talking through writing/texting instead, and he still enjoys talking to you and actually enjoys that these are like “super secret”

when he learns that you made a deal? He’s flattered and flustered, but still, it’s Azul

Yknow, the one guy notorious for giving unfair and crappy deals?

Assuming the tweels aren’t around for whatever reason, Jack is fully willing to punch the shit outta him bc wtf is Azul gonna do? Physically, dude is built like a twig against a literal focking wolf

magically? Jack doesn’t stand a chance, but Savanaclaw students prefer physical brawls anyways

It’s in the name of justice, technically, isn’t it? and he’s not lying about anything, just that he and yourself really want your voice back

And he wins! Unsurprisingly, Jade arrived in the middle of it but watched it like free entertainment, and Azul didn’t show up to class for a few days because he was butthurt about losing to a first year

#{..jamil anon..} #ace x reader #ace trappola #twst ace #jack x reader #jack howl #twst jack #twst jamil #jamil x reader #jamil viper #twisted wonderland #twst x you #twst x reader #{..🌸writing🌸..} #gn!reader

[dxringred]

ronance au masterlist

for my own sake, because my brain is nothing if not all over the place, and i'd almost forgotten about some of these already lmao.

werewolf au. robin's a (feral) werewolf, nancy's a witch who wants to help. voted angstiest mess of the year. 

vampire au. nancy's a vampire, robin's a self-proclaimed vampire researcher. it goes about how you’d expect.

soulmate injury au. after being admitted to the hospital at the same exact time on the same day when they were younger, nancy and robin are intrinsically linked through physical pain; what one feels, the other also feels.

haunted au. nancy can see ghosts, and after she meets robin, paranormal shenanigans ensue.

beauty and the beast au. self-explanatory. nancy is a cursed evil queen (the beast), and robin is a mushroom enthusiast who winds up trapped in the castle.

the little mermaid au. self-explanatory. robin is ariel, nancy is eric, but honestly the reverse would work just as well.

tangled au. self-explanatory. robin is flynn, nancy is rapunzel, and steve is the horse :) (but, again, the reverse would probably work well too.)

witches au. robin and nancy are both witches. robin is new to town and a little less experienced with controlling her magic due to her parents' insistence that she quash it. nancy, suspecting they're one in the same, befriends her before ultimately introducing her to the secret coven she's a member of.

body swap au. robin and nancy live in different towns in different states when, one day, out of nowhere, they both wake up in the other's body and have to navigate one another's highschool lives while also working out just whose body they're in.

investigative duo au. nancy's an investigative journalist, robin is a detective. nancy tries to sweet talk details out of her for stories but robin is a dumb lesbian who can't take the hint while nancy thinks she’s deliberately being obtuse to wind her up. after robin asks for her help on a case, they end up partnering together multiple times in the future to solve crimes.

angel and demon au. nancy’s an angel who’s bored of being angelic, robin’s a demon who doesn’t want to hurt anyone or anything. one day they meet when robin falls out of a tree. 

the singer and the scholar au. robin and nancy attend the same university and share a required course. robin is a semi-famous singer who’s already popular on campus and immediately has the hots for nancy. nancy doesn’t want anything to do with her, but they end up being assigned to work on a project together after robin takes the vacant seat beside hers. 

academic rivals au. smug bitch robin and repressed lesbian bitch nancy fight to be top of their year and future valedictorian.  

basketball au. robin is one of the highschool basketball team’s best players. nancy is (once again) a repressed lesbian scholar trying to erase her own sexuality so she doesn’t ruin the image she believes she has to uphold. (very loosely inspired by little miss perfect.)

soulmate dream-walking au. nancy keeps seeing a strange girl in her dreams, but every time she tries to get closer to her, she wakes up before she can until, one dream, the girl approaches her...

elemental spirits au. nancy is a fire spirit too curious for her own good. one day while investigating water, the antithesis of her own element, she’s almost splashed by a water spirit playing in the river. intrigued, she questions the other spirit and begins visiting the riverbank regularly to talk to her. 

ancient goddesses au. robin is the goddess associated with loyalty and identity, nancy with knowledge and bravery. their love story is told in the present through descriptions of natural phenomena they created in the past to express their love for one another. 

#ronance #au masterlist #hm i still feel like i'm missing something #oh well

[neverchecking]

Something cracky with the Chain I thought up while rereading through all the Triplet Shenanigans.

so Imagine Tia successfully kidnapped rescued Sage and Aaliyah and now they are living in her Hyrule peacefully. (She pays for their house in Tarrey Town, no arguments and both she and Sweetpea make sure they haven't set anyone on fire or gone Full Hermit)

Only for the Chain + Cal (and maybe First because I love him) to show up in this Hyrule. Which is honestly a bit odd for recruitment because Tia's like "Which one were you after? The Gremlin one or the Feral one? Oh, Wait, It seems Sweetpea's multiplied again." (Tia asks about Flora and Fauna and possibly starts another kidnapping plot but that's a whole other thing.)

Wild and Cal, of course, have the same taste as their counterpart, much to Sage's absolute disgust while his moronic self-proclaimed Twin keeps poking him about it. (I think Sweetpea just went "Yeah, he's my Twin and that's my new Sister-in-Law." when Sage showed up in this Hyrule and got asked about it.) So Sage spends most of his time snarling at the Tick and the Prude, hiding Aaliyah away and throwing the occasional knife at Sweetpea who keeps smirking at him (and who's only allowed in because he is Sage in a way and he looked after Aaliyah.)

Only for everything to come to a halt when they spot Tia being flirted with by one of the others in the Chain. And she's blushing. And letting it happen.

Tia isn't Aaliyah. Sage has no desire to gut anyone who even so much as glances at Tia the same way he would Aaliyah and Aaliyah feels the same way but,

Tia protected Sage while Aaliyah couldn't and she protected Aaliyah in a way Sage couldn't. She gave them a home. She gave them a new life, a safe one, far away from destiny and duty and spoilt princesses. She deified gods to help them. She loves them for who they are, not what they could've been or who they were. She's their Princess and their friend.

So Keep Your Bloody Hands off her unless you want them removed permanently.

(Sweetpea would usually try to rein them in, but he's a bit overprotective since the Switch and is in full support of Testing This Potential Suitor of his Princess. [Ariel, my version of Sweetpea's sister, is also in full support of this])

Now Cal and Wild have two choices. Either A) take advantage of Sage's slight distraction to get closer to Aaliyah or B) win brownie points with Aaliyah by helping.

OKAY OKAY IVE BEEN SO EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE CHAIN FALLS INTO THIS-

So, I offer you this as an alternative; Since they were switched for son long, I imagine Ganon tears something in the space/ time continuum and now instead of just two of them fighting Ganon at a time, all four of them are just...there. And after Ganon is defeated, their timelines just kind of...merge? So there, now their best friends forever! And Sage and Aaliyah get to live the best domestic life they can in Tarrey Town, away from all semblance of Royalty-- save Tia and Sweetpea-- and Tia gets to rule as the queen she is.

Natura is idk still a dragon or locked in a house or allowed to run around playing scholar. As long as she stays out of the way.

(IFDBFF TIA AND SWEETPEA MAKING SURE SAGE AND AALIYAH INTERACT WITH CIVILIZATION FJOFNF-)

Now, at this point they are the group. Like if something happens in Hyrule your getting any duo of them or maybe all four there to investigate. It's who they are. And when there are talks of this random portal? It fits the bill. Probably something big enough to get all four of them moving.

Tia takes the forefront, talking with Time and Wars as the most civil and when they mention they're here for Link she's probably like "Do you have a preference? Because one of them is a two for one deal." And her just shrugging off 'hey look more links!'

And then she's like "hey wait- what about your zeldas?"

Wild and Cal being all over Aaliyah is so funny to me (I say that a lot lmao) because they do have the same tastes. Meanwhile sweetpea is just "ew that's my sister in law. Her husband, but not yet, will GUT you and take a picture with your remains." ALSO SWEETPEA DECLARING HIM AND SAGE TWINS RKDKRNR I LOVE IT-

Sage hates it. Loathes it even. But he puts up with it bc the girls probably think it's funny (for two wildly different reasons. Tia probably thinks it's cute and Aaliyah is cackling bc now people think he's as approachable as Sweetpea)

Sage is on his guard dog Era. He's daring then to get even a little closer. Even if aaliyah shows little to no interest, they're hooked bc this woman was someone designed for them. To help them survive. No, not only survive but to thrive. But now there's an obstacle And they won't stand for it .

Sweetpea is so used to the flying knives he just catches it and throws it back, all with a chuckle and smile. He knows that he and Aaliyah have a bond now and Sage can't interfere. He's proven his worth. Besides his loyalty lies with Tia.

Now someone has caught the lovely Tia's eye? Oh-ho-ho-and if she reciprocated? Idk if Tia knows this, but she has two feral wolves and a Doberman ready to fight for her honor at any given time.

Bc while yes, their main priority is each other, they've sort of let the other two into their circle. Of course Sage and Aaliyah would absolutely mutilate someone should they have to for the other, they would probably leave the person alive for Tia and Sweetpea. They're honestly comparable to wolves in a pack? Like once your in. Your in. No take backs.

They allowed these two to thrive and they'll do the same for her. They owe their soul mate's life to her and they aim to repay her. They're not in the same bracket as Sage and aaliyah are to each other, but Tia and sweetpea are family. As foreign of an idea as that is to them.

And they'd hate for anyone to interfere with their family :)

(Sweetpeas secret weapon is those two lmao. He for sure is letting them do whatever they please if only for the link the prove his worth. If he can't survive the most feral beings he's ever met then he doesn't deserve Tia.)

(Ariel is their collective little sister and is in full support of this.)

Why not both?

Wild is probably using the distraction, both helping his chain member and getting closer to the sheikah (watching for Sage all the while) while cal is acting as backup. Sage can't be everywhere at once ( to which Sage begs to differ) so if Cal is watching Aaliyahs back while she's setting up a trap of some sorts for the poor victim I mean link, he's probably getting at least a thankful smile from her.

And if that doesn't just make his heart swell

#cinder rambles #switch au #with aaliyah and tia :)

[papirouge]

I’m pretty sure Matt Walsh is one of those American conservatives who were a failed entertainer/musician turned to conservative media for a paycheck. Someone posted a video about a girl who used to work for those far right spaces and she would say that these personalities online were failed actors and musicians and went to the right of politics for a check since all they need to do is talk. They don’t believe what they say and will ignore the power of the tongue constantly. It doesn’t matter how hypocritical or backwards the message is. If they say it, they get paid. So I take nothing they say to heart. Walsh and his kind had bashed Halle and the little mermaid remake so much, but when someone decides to make it an Asian girl, Native girl, gay girl or trans (or someone else they don’t like), then they’ll come back to Halle’s Ariel and praise it for being accurate. These type of people I find to be lost souls without a higher purpose no matter how much they praise Christian beliefs. I don’t feel Christ is in their hearts as much as the love of money and power and influence. The things that Satan temped Jesus with in the desert.

Yeah, there's nothing more dangerous than people with failed dreams because they are so bitter and hateful against everyone. I think Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter and Candace Owen tried to create an app to signal hate crime when she was still a liberal 💀 oh and let's not forget Andrew Tate and his career as an MMA player (heard he was not bad at it but it was kinda nipped into the bud). Miles Cheong (an infamous Musk bootlicker) was a video game reviews and got splashed by the gamergate scandal. I remember when Musk started beefing against Rockstar game/GTA VI (probably tweaking on ketamine) on xitter, Miles went to his defense saying he never played a GTA game, and he got fact-checked with a community note explaining that since he was a game reviewer, he most likely already played that game 😭💀

And conservatives seething at Ariel being Black over the "she's looking like Ariel" really show they hypocrite selves because when Margot Robbie (who was a perfect barbie lookalike) got casted in Barbie, they still had a problem with that cast because she was too old (which is INSANE because barbie can literally be any age), or ugly (which is peak delusion), etc etc... They will always find excuses....

That being said, I don't think conservatives would have have much a problem with an Asian barbie bc Asians (at least easterners) are still pale, Asians don't have the same history as they do with black Americans so rightoids don't have the same deep seated guilt(?) that breeds that resentment & defensiveness whenever they see black people represented in media. I'll never forget how gamerbro got mad at Jade being Black in the new Mortal Kombat game, but didn't have much of a reject reaction when a significant part of the cast got turned into Asians (Syndel, Raiden, Smoke, etc.).. of course you had idiots asking why ninjas were Asians (???) and how they would rather be "Mediterranean" LMAO As if Mediterranean was an ethnicity (Italians and Egyptians are technically both "Mediterranean" - they still are different ethnicities). But it was a failed attempt to act sleek and not straight up say "I prefer those characters to White" ....a mEdiTeRrAneAn ninja wouldn't still make anysense anyway 💀

And yeah, none of these conservatives are Christians. They are modern day pharisees or zealots. It's not coincidence that Jesus rebuked both of these sides. In the desert, satan tempted Jesus with 3 leverage : materialism/desire of the flesh (asking him to turn stone into bread), greediness (asking him to bow before him to have all the glory in the world), and prideful recklessness (asking him to self harm/throw himself over a cliff arguing nothing will happen to him anyway bc he's the son of God). When you think of everything happening in the world, it HAS to fall in either of those category. Satan keeps using those tricks cause they work.

#answered

[simba-bonfamille-lyons]

How to Spill the Beans According to Mermaids /./ [Bonfamille Lyons + Tritons]

In which Simba, Berlioz, Ashlee, and Sarabi are invited to Christmas dinner at the Triton’s...[takes place: December 25, 2022]

@ber-bonfamille-lyons, @ashlee-bonfamille-lyons, @attina-the-responsible, @panicked-nights, @adella-the-idyllic, @arista-the-musical, @alana-the-brilliant, @crickey-itsjake, @aquata-the-champ

[tw -- none this is ridiculous lmao]

AQUATA: Aquata noticed it when she had slipped into the bathroom to check her makeup. And then she had to do a double take. Who in Neptune’s name was taking a pregnancy test?

Only three of her sisters lived in Swynlake right now. Arista wouldn’t have been able to keep it a secret. Neither would Ariel (Aquata hoped not, anyway). And come to think of it, Alana had been acting a little weird, anyway…

The first person she ran into in the hallway was Adella, and Aquata quickly pulled her into the bathroom. “Is Lana pregnant?” she said breathlessly.

ADELLA: Adella had barely adjusted from the jet lag when Aquata kidnapped her into the bathroom. Holy shit!

“Neptune, no way? What on earth— she doesn’t want kids, right? I can’t imagine Jake changed her mind…wait. Why?”

AQUATA: Aquata took her hand out from behind her back and unfurled it to reveal a small plastic pregnancy test— with two very clear lines. “I mean, who else’s would it be, right? I found it in here.”

/./ /./ /./

AQUATA: Did Aquata think it was a little weird that the Lyons were coming? Yeah, a little. But it was probably a good thing that JEFF seemed to be hanging out with Sarabi more, that he had friends his age. And maybe she could talk to Simba about the VFD more.

“Hey! Come on in,” Aquata said when the doorbell rang. “So glad you could all make it.”

SIMBA: Was it a little weird to be going to Triton Christmas? Simba didn't think so! He got invited to a lot of Christmas celebrations in town. He wanted to stop by all of them, but Ber always said no. The only reason he'd agreed to this one was because Mama was going. Which was a little odd, but not very, because Sarabi was popular and got invited to a lot of things too.

So, here he was, arms laden with presents, Ber and Ashlee a step behind him.

"Hey, Q!" Simba said, leaning down to give her a hug and almost covering her in an avalanche of presents. "Happy we could make it. Is Tina here?"

BERLIOZ: Yeah, this was a little weird.

But if Ber was gonna pick some party to go to, it would be the Tritons. He knew them well enough; liked them all well enough, and now that a lot of them weren't even here anymore, it meant it wasn't quite as...overwhelming. So yeah, he could do a dinner and chat with Lana or Aquata (his favourites, in that order). And Sarabi was going to be here, and at this point, she was like his mother too. Well. She technically was his mother, sort of...

"Hullo," he greeted with a little wave, but then mostly stuck with Ashlee, helping her navigate around Simba and the avalanche of presents. He'd be her pal tonight too, he figured. Stick together when things got a bit mad.

ASHLEE: Ashlee was hesitant on coming to the Triton's, now she would never say no but really she didn't get it? Why now? Why this year? It felt weird and all she really could be happy about was that it wasn't a full house.

Now that just sounded horrible. Simba could do enough of the talking with a small group that Ashlee could just coast.

Still she smiled offering a wave and a wide area of space so she didn't have to offer hugs or get hit by a present or five.

This was still all weird. Nodding her head in she waited for Ber so she could follow his lead in.

AQUATA: "Yeah, she's in the kitchen! Let me just put these under the tree, though," Aquata said, taking a few of the presents out of Simba's hands so that at least he could see where he was going. Classic Simba. He always had to go all-out. "Is your mum on her way, or..." Aquata had assumed she would arrive with the rest of the Bonfamille-Lyons, but she was nowhere to be seen.

SIMBA: Simba let Aquata take the presents, distracted as he looked for his friend, who was obscured by the small crowd of people standing between the door and the kitchen. He caught a flash of red that he assumed was her and was just about to take a step in her direction when--

He swung his head around again.

"Huh? Mama? She's coming, is she? I didn't know that! Did we know that, mume?" He turned to Ber with a shrug of his shoulders. Ber would've remembered if Simba didn't.

BERLIOZ: Uhhhhhhhhhhh... did they...?

No. No, Ber didn't think so, but in that moment he was reluctant to say that. He was starting to get a feeling. It was an instinct he'd picked up from being a child of divorced parents. How many times did he remember strange men, Maman's 'friends,' showing up at the house? Or Pere introducing them to a woman-- another 'friend?' He had known in his heart what these people were. But he'd never acknowledged it. Neither did his parents.

This felt like that.

Ber didn't wanna just lie to Simba though. He hesitated, then slowly said, "Uh... no, I don't think so. I don't think she mentioned it..."

ASHLEE: Ashlee had a bad feeling about this, the day already felt out of sync and she kind of hated that. But she wasn't the one that had to deal with that, No that was all Simba, and Maybe Berlioz.

Instead she just pulled out her phone texting her boyfriend instead as a way to distract herself.

/./ /./ /./

AQUATA: Questioning Adella hadn't really led anywhere. But maybe that was just because she was out of town. Honestly, she didn't expect Arista to be able to hear something like a pregnancy in the family and keep it quiet, but it was worth trying...

"Ris! I need to talk to you!" Aquata said when she spotted her sister, pulling her into the bathroom next.

ARISTA: We’ll it was that time of year again! Holiday dinners and family time, what could be better?! She’d just finished putting her wrapped gifts under the tree when she was caught by Aquata just outside the bathroom. Her eyes widened, “What? What’s wrong?” Bathroom talks had to be serious.

AQUATA: Aquata took a deep breath, ready to do a whole preamble about how she didn't know if this was true or not, but she figured that was why she would ask Arista, and don't freak out, except the fact that somebody was pregnant...

"Is Lana pregnant?!" Aquata blurted out, waving the positive pregnancy test for emphasis. "I found this in the bathroom and it's not Della's and I'm assuming it's not Ariel's and it's definitely not mine, so— do you know?"

ARISTA: The blonde's eyes widened further if that were possible, eyes stuck on the stick that was probably totally peed on like fairly recently. But now wasn't the time to think of that.

"Pregnant? No... I don't think so? But then again, she and Jake have been spending an awful lot of time together lately and like whispering about stuff before I walk in the door and then changing the subject and I saw apartment listings on his computer one time when I was over visiting and I thought it was strange because he loves his apartment so much and has lived there for like since he moved here but you know if they need more space that would make sense for the baby, ohmigosh she's pregnant." She finally took a breath and looked from the test to Aquata.

"Maybe she was double checking here before making her announcement tonight? Maybe they're waiting to tell us? Jake did seem rather nervous about something, much more fidgety than he normally is. Although, he could just be playing with his new hair because I mean, he didn't have much to play with before and I've been known to play with mine from time to time without even knowing it." She squinted her eyes, thinking back to what he was doing.

"Also wow, everyone's just having babies now, huh."

AQUATA: Aquata ignored all the comments about Jake's new haircut, because there was something much bigger going on here.

Oh Neptune. If Alana was pregnant (which it was beginning to sound like) then of course she would need more space for the baby. Aquata couldn't live somewhere with a baby! And Jake would probably want to be there too, which meant Alana was growing up and having a baby and having her own place and everything was about to change, everything, and... what, was she even planning on telling anyone this? Obviously she hadn't left that pregnancy test in the bathroom on purpose...

"Neptune. No, you're right, that's got to be it, then. Fuck..." Aquata said, her face going pale. She turned and started pacing back and forth. "I mean, I'm happy for her, obviously, but... fuck. This is so much to process. I'm her bloody roommate! Why didn't she tell me?"

ARISTA: Arista just frowned a bit, that's true. Alana really should have told Aquata. She put her hand on her sister's shoulder, "It's okay, Q. Obviously there is still time to figure stuff out. Months of it. Maybe they just wanted to make sure Daddy didn't hear it from anyone else first, you know?"

AQUATA: Aquata's stomach dropped. She hadn't even thought about Daddy. But Alana must have told him, right? She wouldn't keep that from him.

"Actually... I think Daddy might know already," Aquata said in a low voice. "Don't you think he's been a little strange lately, too? More than once, I've called him and gotten a busy signal... and he's always got these 'plans' lately. He never has plans. Maybe it's something to do with the baby..."

ARISTA: Huh, Arista didn't think Daddy was acting too strangely or having any secret plans. He was just out with Sarabi a lot. It was a new relationship but then again, maybe her sisters thought it was weird. "I haven't really noticed those things but then again I still live here." She gave a slight shrug.

AQUATA: "Really?" Well, maybe Arista had just missed it. She could be a bit of a bubblehead sometimes. "I dunno, I just don't think it's right for her to tell him and not us. I mean, I'm literally her roommate. But... it's fine. I won't say anything until after Christmas. Let's just... get through tonight, yeah?"

ARISTA: Arista was excited though. Her sister was having a baby. "Oh yes, we'll get through tonight and then we get to start doing baby shopping, and who knows Q, I might end up being your new roommate with the way the apartment has cycled through sisters." She joked, not about the baby shopping though, tiny clothes were the best kinds of clothes.

AQUATA: "Yeah, maybe." Aquata smiled weakly. As much as she'd like that... she didn't really do well with change. Moving out of the family home and into Alana's apartment had been a big change for her. And now she was going to have to think about adjusting to live with a new person? Alana had been her only roommate all throughout her life. Was she ready for this? "Uh, we should probably get back out there before people start wondering where we are."

ARISTA: "Yes, we really should be getting back. I think dinner is almost done by the way things are smelling." She smiled at her sister, knowing she didn't enjoy change, many of her sisters didn't. Perhaps it was the fact that they'd all had their lives turned upside down at a young age, but what she did know was that if anyone would get through changes that were big like this it would be her sisters. She bounded down the stairs to find Jake alone at the dining room table, poor guy in his ugly christmas sweater nursing an egg nog, undoubtedly spiked. "Alana abandon you to be bombarded with sister questions?"

Jake looked up and just laughed, "Nah, she's in there talkin' with JEFF about something I think." He gave a shrug, "None of my business."

The blonde sat down next to him, "Yes but it will be won't it, oh it's just so exciting." The Australian gave her a look which she didn't entirely notice (although it was one of confusion because no one was supposed to know about their news but again why would that make him on a need to know with JEFFs business, it wasn't like they were getting married). Arista just continued, "Oh it'll just be so great, and you'll be the best father." Father. I can't believe you both waited until now to tell us all. And of course you'll have all the best family support and you'll be in a new situation and ugh, it'll be great I love the holidays, don't--"

Jake finally got a word in, his mouth agape, "I--wait what? She--"

And then the call for dinner rang out and all the family filed in and Jake was left sitting and sweating through his sweater. Was she pregnant? Did she not tell him? He just looked at her as she sat down, no idea what his face was doing at this point and took the largest gulp of eggnog possible.

/./ /./ /./

ALANA: This was a big deal.

Okay -- maybe, objectively, it wasn't a big deal. People her age and younger moved in with their longterm boyfriends all the time! But it was a big deal to Alana, because, well, she'd never thought she'd be doing this. She'd never thought she'd want to do this.

And there was, of course, the question of Daddy.

Only Arista and Ariel even lived in the house anymore. And though Lana wasn't, like, moving anywhere, it was still a big step. She didn't want him to be lonely.

She'd spent most of the day trying to figure out a good time to tell him, and she figured it would be best done away from the others. While everyone prepped for dinner, Lana slunk away, looking for her father. He wasn't in the kitchen, where Benjamin and his partner and Tina and Roman were cooking. He wasn't in the living room, where Arista was strumming a guitar and leading everyone in Christmas carols. Was he in the study? Or the bathroom?

Lana walked upstairs.

"Daddy --!" She stopped dead in her tracks.

JEFF: It wasn't that JEFF was keeping anything from his daughters...on purpose.

Part of it was Sarabi, who was still getting comfortable with everything. Which was fine, because he was still figuring it out himself. It was nice to have someone else to confide in about love and grief. Someone who understood. It was nice to have someone else to talk to, who wanted to talk to him. Not that his daughters had abandoned him, but they were all grown now. With relationships and lives of their own.

It had happened sort of on accident. Sarabi and JEFF had known each other for thirty years now. Their spouses had known each other. There had only ever been friendship. But, about six months ago, something had changed. Maybe it was just loneliness. Maybe it was just a shift. JEFF tried not to think too hard about it. Sarabi was lovely--smart and charming and funny and beautiful.

And they'd tell their respective children. At some point.

For right now, a quiet Christmas was just fine for them. They hadn't even planned this moment alone, but JEFF had forgotten one of his gifts upstairs and Sarabi needed her scarf she'd left over and--

Well, it was innocent, what Alana saw. Just an embrace. And, yes, okay, a kiss too, but--a gentle one, before they went back downstairs.

And then Alana's voice cut sharp between them, separating them like a knife.

"Oi!" he barked at her, like she was the one doing something wrong. (Not that kissing Sarabi was wrong but,  you know--)

"Hello, Alana," Sarabi said with a smile, smoothing a hand down the front of her dress, as collected as ever, even if she was blushing.

ALANA: This was --

This was a lot to process.

Her father and Simba's mum?! Kissing?! On Christmas?

Suddenly, a lot of things made sense. Like why Sarabi was even over in the first place. Like why Sarabi had offered to help with Aquata's campaign events. Like why Sarabi and JEFF had spent Halloween together --

"How -- when -- what -- no don't answer that last one!" Alana's face flushed. Her heart beat a little faster. She wasn't sure how she felt about this all. Her immediate reaction was shock, of course. Then betrayal. Why hadn't he told them? Then anger. What about their mum?

"Does anyone else know?!"

JEFF: "Er, no, we were going to tell everyone tonight."

That was a lie. They hadn't really discussed that.

Sarabi shot him a glare, but he wasn't looking at her. He was watching Alana. This wasn't how he wanted this to go at all. He didn't know how he was going to do it. Maybe one by one? With Tiny first...but--maybe this was better. JEFF had no idea if he would've gotten up the gumption otherwise.

"Okay, we weren't going to tell everyone," he admitted after a moment, shoulders slumping a bit. "I'm sorry, Lan. You weren't--" he stopped himself, started again. "I didn't want anyone to find out like...this."

ALANA: "Well, when were you going to tell us?" Alana whispered. She knew she had to whisper because the minute the Christmas music stopped playing, everyone would be able to hear this. "Were you just going to carry on about this like two lovestruck teenagers with strict parents?"

JEFF: "Now, young lady," JEFF said in a hushed warning tone. "There is no need for that. We are adults. We can keep our relationship personal if that is how we feel most comfortable."

ALANA: "Oh, yeah, like that's a good idea," snorted Alana. "You keep one secret in this family and everyone suddenly thinks you've stabbed them in the back."

Alana realized how hypocritical she was being right now, as the person currently acting like she was being stabbed in the back.

She folded her arms over her chest.

"Fine -- I won't say anything, but really you should tell them all sooner rather than later. If you drag it out, they're gonna take it badly --  you know that." She huffed and pursed her lips. She couldn't really look at her father. Or Sarabi, even. Had they... done it?! Ew ew ew ew ew -- gross.

The bright side of this was that, well, he really couldn't say anything about her own news now, could he?

"Ahem, while i have you here," said Alana. "IthinkI'mgonnamoveinwithJake! Okay! That's it! I'll leave you two to canoodle!"

JEFF: Yes, like Alana was doing right now. What he had been worried about. Even if he had told them the first day, they probably would've accused him of hiding it. And he was allowed to figure it out on his own, thank you. It wasn't like it hadn't been complicated. It was still complicated. Wonderful and painful all at once.

"Alana--" he huffed, crossing his arms over his chest.

He wanted to say it wasn't totally his fault. That he would've been ready to say something a few months ago, but Sarabi was more hesitant. She said Simba wasn't ready. JEFF didn't know if his girls were ready or not, but he was. Wasn't that what mattered? Or was that selfish? He wasn't sure, so he hadn't pushed.

Now, he couldn't exactly throw his girlfriend under the bus.

"Alana Cordelia!" he barked as she tried to turn and run back down the stairs. Probably a bad idea, because people definitely heard that. JEFF had a booming voice.

Sarabi put a hand on his arm and he glanced at her but looked back at his daughter. He stared at her for a moment and then softened slightly.

"I think that's lovely. Just--let me know when you need help moving, alright?"

ALANA: "I will," said Alana, who had wanted this conversation to be over a while ago. She'd already backed away to the staircase, ready to bolt down and find Jake. She wouldn't tell her sisters, of course, but she could and she would tell her boyfriend. In private, of course. But very frantically.

"I -- " She looked at her dad, knowing she should say something more. She shouldn't leave it like this. Maybe a few years ago she would've stormed off, but Alana didn't want to drive any more wedges between her family. "I'm happy for you two. Really."

It felt like a bitter pill, those words, but as she swallowed, she knew it was true. That shock, that anger, that surprise, it still lingered. It probably would for a while.

But here was her father looking soft and looking happier than she'd seen him in ages. And with all the sisters growing up and moving out, well, Lana was glad he had someone.

She did, however, know he had a full storm ahead telling the rest of the girls. Let alone Simba.

"I'll see you two downstairs," she said, turning around. "Don't keep us waiting too long."

/./ /./ /./

AQUATA: Aquata was mostly mad at Alana. Which was probably misdirected anxiety about everything about to change, but her anxiety tended to sublimate into anger, because it made her feel less powerless, and everything she did just made Aquata's blood boil. There was definitely something going on with her and Daddy, Aquata decided, overanalyzing every one of their interactions.

If Alana could tell Daddy, why couldn't she tell everyone else, huh? Weren't they supposed to be sisters? Weren't they supposed to be roommates? The more Aquata ruminated on it, the angrier she got. But she couldn't say anything. Not until after Christmas was over. It was making her crazy.

"Sorry," Aquata scowled, sounding not very sorry at all when she bumped into Alana on the way to the kitchen. "Can you get the napkins? Someone forgot them."

ALANA: So, Alana was trying to be Totally Normal about the whole Daddy x Sarabi thing going on. But now she kept glancing at them, reading into every interaction they had -- their hands touched as they passed the salad bowl! Daddy totally darted his eyes towards her bum! Ah!

She almost missed what Aquata said when they bumped into each other.

"Oh crap," said Alana. "Sorry -- that was supposed to be me. I'll go back and get them."

AQUATA: “Don’t strain yourself,” Aquata retorted, her voice dripping with sarcasm. She snatched the basket of dinner rolls from the countertop and practically stomped back into the dining room, then sat down in her usual place, stone-faced and silent.

ALANA: At that, Lana raised an eyebrow. Aquata could be... so weird sometimes. Especially when she was hungry. Though... maybe this wasn't her being hungry? Maybe she was upset about something --

Maybe she knew about Daddy!

Oh man -- that had to be it! No wonder Aquata was looking so surly. She'd probably found out about it the same way Alana had and thought that no one else knew.

Alana grabbed the napkins and hurried back to Aquata, whispering under her breath.

"Wait -- do you know?"

AQUATA: “Of course I fucking know. It wasn’t exactly subtle,” Aquata replied venomously, her voice barely a whisper. She crossed her arms and looked at the ceiling. Okay, maybe she was being a little bit dramatic, but this was probably better than picking an all-out fight, right?

Though the more Aquata ruminated on it, the closer she got to just yanking Alana into the hallway and demanding the truth.

ALANA: Wait -- had Alana really been the last to find out? Well, probably Attina and Adella (and Andrina, of course) didn't really know. But if Aquata was pointing out how obvious it was, maybe Alana just hadn't been around as much... granted, she'd been so busy with the shoppe and stuff.

"I guess it was pretty obvious in retrospect," she scoffed. Was this Aquata's way of telling her she needed to come around to more family events? It wasn't her fault she was busy! "Look, I've just been so stressed and busy that I didn't really pay attention."

AQUATA: Aquata’s eyes went wide in alarm, and she slowly turned her head to stare at Alana in concern. “Wait, when did you realize?”

ALANA: "Uh, just earlier today. When I went upstairs." Alana shrugged. "When did you? Did you know before me?!"

"Alright!" JEFF clapped his hands together. "Let's sit down for dinner!"

Alana pressed her lips shut. She knew she probably shouldn't talk more about it while Daddy was here. But they could gossip when they got home and yes, Lana would apologize about not being more present or whatever -- but really she wanted to figure out when Aquata had found out!

She took her seat at the table, right between Jake and Aquata. Everyone sat down and Alana tried not to stare too much at Sarabi. Simba, meanwhile, looked totally oblivious as he sat on right down next to his mom. She darted her eyes to Aquata, raising her eyebrows in an OMG isn't this weird? God -- at least someone else knew so she didn't have to feel so alone.

"Let's have a toast!" said JEFF, raising his glass. Alana reached for the wine bottle, pouring herself a hefty amount of red. "To family -- coming from far." He looked at Tina and Adella. "To the family we make for ourselves." He smiled at Sarabi and Simba, and Alana really had to behave. "And to our new family!" This was, of course, to Roman and Jake.

Alana reached for Jake's hand and gave it a squeeze.

AQUATA: Aquata couldn't take this anymore. How could Alana be so relaxed about this? To the point that she was talking about "not noticing" and now drinking wine? Clearly nobody in the family was taking this seriously enough— and Aquata was the one who would have to step in. As the older sister, for once.

"Alana! You can't drink that!" she said hotly, pointedly not raising her glass.

JAKE: Jake continued to just nervously sit in his seat, he made sure to wipe his hands on his pants before Alana grabbed for them. He just kept looking over at her. Was she gonna tell her whole family now? New family? He almost coughed on his own drink when Aquata stepped in.

SIMBA: Simba raised his eyebrows but didn’t say anything cause it wasn’t any of his business but he was paying attention.

ALANA: Alana had been mid-sip when Aquata spoke. Immediately she spit the wine back out into the glass and looked at it. She was... confused. The wine had tasted fine, from what she could tell! And now that Aquata had spoken so loud, everyone was looking at them -- in a rather pointed way, mind you -- and Alana thought it was rather silly, but also she didn't know why everyone was making a fuss

"Why? What's wrong with it?" she asked, lifting the glass up to the light. "Did we grab the wrong bottle? Is something wrong? Why are you all staring at me?"

AQUATA: Neptune, she couldn't believe that her sister could be so dense. That was Aquata's first thought, and not that there could have been some kind of misunderstanding. Because she was certain that she was right about it. She didn't even take any time to think about it before—

"Because you're bloody knocked-up, aren't you?" Aquata blurted out, loud enough now that the whole table could hear. "I mean, come on, Lana! Stop trying to hide it! Pregnancy tests don't lie!"

ALANA: At first, Alana wanted to laugh — surely this was some elaborate practical joke? Maybe Aquata had gotten whiff of the fact that she was planning to move out and this was her dumb, emotionally stunted, very Aquata way of saying she was sad about it.

But Alana looked at her sister a little longer and it became quite evident that Aquata was serious.

“What the bloody hell are you talking about?!” Alana snapped. “I’m not pregnant! Oh my God — you thought I was pregnant?!”

JAKE: Jake’s face went red as the ribbons on the presents across the way. His whole body felt like it was drenched in sweat as Aquata blurred out that his girlfriend was pregnant. He gulped slightly as eyes turned to him as well and he just sort of stammered out an intelligible response. Arista just patted him on the shoulder, smiling.

As soon as Alana told them otherwise he just exhaled, “Thank fuck.” He cleared his throat before apologizing for his language, sheepishly, “Uh sorry.”

ARISTA: Arista just frowned a bit, brows furrowed. Then who’s pregnancy test was it? Also why is everyone acting so weird today?

ADELLA: “Well if it isn't Alana's...and it isn't mine...Ris?" Adella asked, narrowing her eyes at the blonde. "No, you totally would've texted me if you suspected."

Adella and Ris were so close! She'd've told her...surely?

AQUATA: "Obviously Lana's the one who's pregnant, she literally just admitted it to me— 'it was pretty obvious in retrospect?' I mean, you just said that, do not try to deny it!" Aquata argued, her face turning a deeper shade of red. It was one thing to hide it. But to flat out lie? And laugh at Aquata like she was crazy? Well, that was a new level!

SIMBA: Alana was pregnant?

Simba perked up as soon as the words were said and he was already reaching over to slap Jake on the back, when Alana denied it. It was too late, the forward motion was already happening—and Simba clapped Jake on the shoulder, grinning like a git.

But, then, Alana and Aquata were off arguing about whether or not she was. And Simba really shouldn’t butt in. It wasn’t his business. Clearly this was a family thing. But also! It was a baby! And Simba loved babies. He simply couldn’t help himself.

“Aw, Lan, it’s great if you are! Don’t be shy.” He grinned bright at her.

ROMAN: Roman knew who's pregnancy test it was and still he couldn't help the grin as he watched everything unfold. "Man I missed Triton Dinners."

AQUATA: Aquata glared at Roman. Not funny.

ROMAN: Panic dialed Rob on FaceTime, this would be something he was sure the other would enjoy

ALANA: "What!" Alana yelped. Suddenly, everyone was talking and looking at her and Simba was reaching over the table and --

Alana stood up, slamming both hands on the table. The wine in her glass lapped at the edges, almost spilling onto the red Christmas table cloth.

"I'm NOT pregnant!" she shouted. "I never took a bloody test, because I got my bloody, bloody period last week, so there is literally no possible way I could be pregnant and I had no idea that's what you meant --" She whirled to Aquata, tone sharp and accusatory, and jabbed a pointed finger towards her. "I thought you were talking about Daddy and Sarabi making out under the mistletoe!"

JAKE: Now that she mentioned it, she did in fact have her period last week. He recalled that fact because he was sent out to the market for tampons while Alana got into her usual monthly sort of mood. Wow, he really was dense today wasn’t he? He blamed the spiked egg nog and the overly warm ugly sweater he was wearing.

At the new news though, his brows rose, a bit shocked but hey JEFF had to move on at some point right? Go Mr. Triton.

ROMAN: That was something Panic didn't know and casually he turned his head to the newest couple with raised eyebrows.

AQUATA: As Alana started to defend herself, Aquata was taking a big sip of water, which she promptly sprayed out in front of her.

She couldn’t even really process the pregnancy test revelation because that image of Daddy and Mrs. Lyons…. what?

Also, eeeek!

Also… a lot suddenly made sense.

“What?!?!?!” Aquata shrieked, whipping her head around to look at JEFF. “What the fuck?!”

ASHLEE: Ashlee slowly lowered in her seat her eyes flicking between everyone.

ARISTA: Arista looked a bit confused in all the chaos, “Wait did people not know? It’s been going on for a while. I just figured everyone knew about it.” She shrugged and took a sip of her own holiday spiked drink like it was no big deal.

SIMBA: The whiplash of an excited Simba looking for a baby to love on--

And a Simba who was just finding out that his mum was dating someone was swift, immediate and terrifying.

"What?" Simba echoed. Though, his voice was quieter than the Tritons who raised up in a ruckus. Even Attina, who had been quite and blushing this whole time was looking at her dad, wide-eyed and confused. But while JEFF tried to field his daughters...

Simba only had eyes for his mum, who was shifting back and forth in her seat, looking at Simba and then flicking her eyes to her plate.

"Girls, GIRLS!" JEFF said, his voice booming, though not angry. "I'm sorry. This isn't how we wanted you to find out." A glare for Alana. A glare for Aquata. "But yes. Sarabi and I have been seeing each other for a few months now. It has only just become something more...serious."

Now, he grabbed her hand, which was resting on the table, giving it a squeeze.

Simba contemplated murder.

"We were going to tell you after the New Year."

"Oh, is that when you were  going to mention it?" Simba snapped at his mum.

"Simba," Sarabi said in a soft, warning tone.

"Don't Simba me when you're going around behind my back!"

"Simba!"

"Simba--" JEFF also tried.

"Don't--" Simba's eyes cut towards JEFF. "Well, I think I've lost my appetite." He pushed his chair back with a loud scrape.

"Onyango," Sarabi hissed, which was usually enough to get Simba to snap to.

"C'mon Ber, Ashlee, we're leaving."

BERLIOZ: Well. He had seen this coming, but because Berlioz was Berlioz, he'd hoped he was wrong anyway. He'd invented plenty of totally plausible explanations and did not point out the growing pattern of Sarabi and JEFF interactions and just prayed. But here it was. His instincts were right. Of course they were right.

Now, Ber winced. Maybe he should have brought up this possibility to Simba... just in case.

Well, it was too late now though. And hey, Ber was on Simba's side. No matter what, obviously, but this was a pretty shit way to find out, and if Sarabi and JEFF had wanted to keep it on lock until New Year's, they should have probably been more careful-- or just more smart.

Quietly, Ber got up, putting a hand on Simba's shoulder. He squeezed just once. "Uh, thanks for the meal," he uttered.

ASHLEE: Ashlee wished Simba hadn't said her name, she had been slowly slipping in her seat so she could maybe hide as everyone yelled between each other. over each other. But he had, and well Simba was ready to leave and Berlioz was ready to leave which meant Ashlee was ready to leave.

"What he said." Ashlee mumbled agreeing with Berlioz as she stood up as well awkwardly stepping back from the table.

AQUATA: Aquata still couldn't really wrap her head around it. All of it was happening in slow motion, and yet she couldn't keep up. Daddy and Sarabi? But... look, she knew he was going to move on eventually, and she didn't want to make it seem like she was still hung up on the past. Obviously, she was fine. It was just... how had nobody told her? For several months? Why would he tell Lana and Ris and not her? Were they afraid she would freak out or something?

Well... the truth was that she was freaking out, but.... no, she wasn't. She was fine.

Aquata stared at JEFF, her face bright red, her napkin clenched in her fist. She barely paid any attention to whatever was going on with the Bonfamille-Lyons.

"B-but... I saw the two of you talking, it wasn't about..." No, Aquata realized. It was probably about Sarabi. Aquata could imagine it now, all of them sneaking around and keeping secrets from her! "I can't believe you would tell her and not me!"

ARISTA: “I mean I live at home so it wasn’t as if I wasn’t going to notice Daddy talking on the phone quietly and smiling more and rushing out to things.” Arista gave a slight shrug. “I thought everyone just kind of figured it out too.” She looked between everyone and then looked to Jake and Alana, “But also that doesn’t explain why you two are being weird, or why there’s a positive pregnancy test in the bathroom. Someone in this house peed on it.” She took a sip of her drink before calling after the Bon-Lyons, “Doesn’t it matter that your mom is happy?” Before turning to everyone else, “Or that Daddy is also happy? That they’re happy together?”

ALANA: Simba had dramatically gotten up and stormed out. Alana had half a mind to do the same thing, but instead, she just stuck her tongue out at Aquata. She did feel a little better that Aquata hadn't known about this whole JEFF x Sarabi situation and that she hadn't been the last person to find out.

"To be fair, he didn't tell me -- he was just rubbish at keeping it a secret --" Arista spoke and Alana realized there  was still an elephant in the room. One shaped like two bright pink lines. "Wait -- so who's pregnant?!" She gasped and whirled to face JEFF. "Is it Sarabi?!"

ATTINA: "Oh my god," Attina exclaimed, rolling her eyes at the same moment that JEFF said:

"Young lady!"

And Sarabi paled, looking like she was going to just disappear.

"It's me!” Attina shouted. “I am pregnant. Neptune."

This wasn't how Attina wanted to do this. She was going to tell everyone today! At the end of dinner, maybe. She had already had suspicion a few weeks ago and taken a test then, but she'd taken another one this morning to confirm things. Thank Neptune she'd already talked all of this over with Panic. If they wanted to tell her family right away or wait...just in case. But, telling them now had felt like the right thing.

And now, apparently, it was the necessary thing.

"Yeah, it's me! Happy everyone?" she huffed and flopped back a little in her seat, face red, scowling slightly that her surprise had been ruined.

AQUATA: For once, Aquata didn't have a response to that. She just stared at Attina, mouth slightly agape, eyes wide.

Tina? Pregnant? Again?

If she had known it were Tina, she would never have made such a to-do about the pregnancy test. Sure, she would have wanted Tina to tell her, but she knew this was a sensitive topic for her sister. But somehow, she had convinced herself it was Lana. And now she felt quite stupid

But... she also felt really excited. Like, tentatively so. But... okay, she could forget the hurt feelings and the frustration and the shock of finding out about Daddy and Mrs. Lyons for a second, because... Tina was pregnant?

"Wait..." Aquata said, and then she realized she didn't know what to say next. Her eyes were shiny and a little watery, and there was just a little bit of glee behind her tone. "Tina... for real?"

ALANA: "Oh my gosh!" Alana, who was still standing let us remember, shoved her chair aside and scurried towards the other side of the table and threw her arms around both Attina and Roman, pulling them into a hug while they were both sitting and she was standing, which meant that their heads knocked against her bosom, like she was some sort of Virgin Mary in a stained glass window and both Attina and Roman were but wee babes.

"Oh my God! Congratulations! Ah! I'm so glad it's you and not me!"

ARISTA: Arista was already on the verge of tears as she spoke, “Oh Atty that’s so great.” She’d have to craft a new lullaby. She looked at the two of them and Alana then to Jake who looked like he’d dodged the biggest bullet of his life and was now attempting to relax.

ATTINA: This wasn't exactly how she wanted all of this to go down. Especially considering the news about Sarabi and Daddy. Attina had no idea how she felt about that. She should probably be happy for Daddy. It wasn't like she didn't worry about him all the time but...

She didn't want another mum. Not that she thought Sarabi was trying to replace Athena...but it was still weird. And her mum feelings were extra complicated, on account of having been one and becoming one again.

Mums, apparently, were the theme of this Christmas.

Someone took her hand. She looked over and smiled a little at Panic. Then 'oofed' as Alana came over to hug her. She laughed and reached up to touch her sister's arm.

Right.

They could figure out the Sarabi thing later. Right now--she wanted to smile with her family and share this with them, while she could.

"Thank you," Attina chuckled. Her gaze slid to her dad, who was smiling, blue eyes twinkling with tears. He winked at her across the table and she blushed, but smiled, feeling tears in her own throat.

"That's lovely, dear," Sarabi said and Attina smiled at her too.

"Thank you. We're very excited. And we can't wait for all of you to be a part of it. Happy Christmas! Now, uhm, let's eat!"

JEFF chuckled, letting out a relieved breath. "Yes. Food sounds good. Dig in. We still have to open presents!"

#swynberlioz #swynashlee #swynattina #swynpanic #swynadella #swynarista #swynalana #swynjake #swynaquata #featuring sarabi #featuring JEFF #simber #simlee #attimba #simanic #simdella #sista #(that's simba and arista and i think that's hilarious) #simana is tiana and simba #alana and simba acan beee alamba #alamba #tryons #how to spill the beans according to mermaids #this was so so fun #shout out to the tritons #no one is doing it like them #the moreys could never #(complimentary) #sksksks #the OGs

[highlanderroart]

Kissing pictures.

That's an older piece of mine that I didn't post anywhere till now. I just didn't like it as much (I guess). Polaroid styled one (despite it clearly being taken on a phone :eyeroll emoji:) is with two of my OCs, Keysa and Lioni with the second being also my persona! They have kinda convoluted history together that definetly deserves more art but I can't draw them for shit for some reason:(. The bottom one ehich I also tried to make look like a framed picture is of my first D&D character Bryn and his (omg wow) husband Ariel who belongs to my friend. These bitches were my comfort ship for a LONG WHILE especially during the pandemic which was also a time I got closer with previous mentioned friend (we live together now lmao). It's some kind of future AU where they are married and have a kid together, in their basic uni they're just boyfriends and I'll probably make a seperate post to talk about them, heheh.

#highlanderro #oc art #dnd art #dnd oc #kiss #family art #high elf #demon oc #alternate universe #family pictures #couple #I feel funny adding all these tags #green hair #red hair #white hair #blonde hair #omg they have a kid #mwah <3

[shit-talk-turner]

Some anon said that A Turner didn’t like A Skarsgard bc he was jealous of him for being with Alexa but I don’t know how true is that. In the first place how did they met?? // if you’re talking abt Alex and skarsgard, I’m pretty sure there was an event where alexa was with skarsgard and Alex also happened to be there (I think it’s from the day where alexa and Alex are pictured separately with the same fan, and there’s always edits of this where they are posing together). Anyways i believe he went public with Taylor like IMMEDIATELY after that and lots of pda. SO it’s possible seeing alexa with skarsgard triggered him, and as we know from the 2011 breakup with arielle, Alex is very petty. Thus, in response he decided to go super public with Taylor. The timing is very suspicious. Plus many ppl (including me) think this situation and Alexa in general inspired a lot of EYCTE (for ex. “I just can't get the thought of you and him out of my head”). I don’t think it’s skarsgard specifically that Alex would’ve disliked, I think it was just seeing Alexa with any guy upset him (although it probably didn’t help that skarsgard is a super conventionally attractive and strong movie star lmao)

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[starsweepers]

small d.isney remake rant below cut because i've been on a frustration kick tbh so just wanna blow it off my chest.

as a small note. if you enjoy the remakes... that's fine. i really don't care, enjoy what you love. i personally have a lot of problems with them and am tired for a number of reasons. and i really hope they stop but like. if you loved them then i'm glad they had some value for someone. there are. a lot of issues with the remakes. them being soulless is a major one and i could go into tons more. but one thing that always really hits me is how badly the remake actors and creators just. interpret the originals in order to vouch as to how their remakes are better. they completely ignore so much about the originals just because "look, we modernized it, it's SO RELATABLE" and just. completely ignore the concepts that made the movies relatable in the time periods they existed. and they trash the moves ( cough rachel cough ) as outdated when most of those movies were, for their periods, quite modern. listen to interviews with original voice actresses and writers and creators. how much thought the writer for b.eauty and the b.east ( who was a woman, mind you ) put into making belle confident, have agency, take control... she was not a victim, she traded herself for her father and reversed the societal expectation roles. she was intelligent and saw through the appearance of others... the beast, gaston, etc.

ariel wanted to be human. jodi talks about it. cinderella just wanted to go out to the ball and be a part of life, her voice actress talks about it. the princes are not the main parts of their stories, they're just part of the journeys. florian and snow white while, yes, their moment of meeting each other was brief, but snow white accepted and even returned his affections, but she also did what she had to do to survive without the prince saving her. aurora is probably the princess with the least agency in her story but s.leeping b.eauty flopped in its time period. snow white changed the entire movie industry. it made d.isney. it was made during the great fucking depression when women and men and families were struggling and desperate and trying. here comes this movie about a girl just making it through the world by being good and having a simple life by doing what she knows best - caring for others. it was escapism. cinderella was post wwii. a time of glamor and dreams, people managing to rise above bad situations they were forced into. the d.isney classics are classics because even without these knowledges of the time period, they still hold morals and values that resonate with people. most of the princesses have some agency and determination in their movies. mulan, jasmine, belle... heck even up to as recently as rapunzel. and then movies like moana and brave do well at focusing on other types of love and balancing that with strong females. there is nothing wrong with adapting to your audience and honestly the remakes should do that to an extent. but they're doing it forcefully and horribly. they're trying to twist the original versions into stories they weren't in order to claim the remake had to fix these problems. there are aspects that needed better attention ( i have no problems with ariel and eric having more scenes to bond or belle teaching little girls to read ), but the complete changes that have happened to the overarching plot in some instances were just. unnecessary. you're taking beloved stories and telling people something they love is outdated and terrible and that your version is better........ like what. and then there's whatever the heckity heck l.ion king was... rEAliSm or some shit LMAO. i miss. the love and the passion of original d.isney movies. of building characters and relationships that are meant to be meaningful and not to just serve as "improvements" and "cash grabs for nostalgia." when something is remade, there will be changes. some will be for the better and for a modern audience. this is fine. but d.isney and the w.itcher have literally proven that shitting on the original versions and butchering them are just? not the way to do this? subtle changes, improvements, love... as writers with canon characters we know that minor changes to canon can do a lot. it's a thing, it's true. but butchering the heart, the core of these movies and series and whatnot... is not the way. fucking o.ne p.iece is the real proof of this lmao. i've heard great things about that. sorry, i'm being cursing and pissy right now. i miss enjoying movies i guess. where they had heart and love and respect. as a side note, if you have to ruin/weaken/ignore/put down the male character in order to make the female look better, your female character isn't actually that good. tiana proves her worth by being a hard worker and naveen is laughed at at times for being flimsy with money and whatnot but at the end of the day, he grows and learns and his troubles are still taken seriously and it doesn't detract from tiana in the slightest. that is balance, my dudes and dudettes.

#&&. to be deleted #i'm just having a need to vent moment #negative // #first world problems am i right lmao

[ksenya-and-the-artistic-cucumber]

i had the weirdest dream last night where my friend introduced me to terraria so i started playing terraria but in first person n then gradually it became real life, n then i came across this big evil castle in the ocean n in the ocean there was the titanic but instead of it being shipped from england it was being shipped from russia. n on the side it said something to do w lgbt pride which makes NO SENSE cuz russia is like anti lgbt. so i decided to jump on the ship n murder all the security (BRUTALLY) before jumping off the ship n deciding to scratch the sides w the pride stuff on it which caused the ship to not sink but it like ??? crashed ??? into nothing ??? the passengers survived n stuff n also there were protestors in the ocean complaining abt how the ship was all pro-lgbt when russia was not so it was like,,, they’re protesting abt russia lying. n then it turns out the captain of the ship was the king of russia ??? for sum reason ??? n the princess of russia wanted me to come on the ship to have a chat n i was like “fuck nah i’m not getting my ass beat” n i swam away. n then i was all over the news as this like, criminal in russia n that if spotted i was 2 be taken to the king of russia or the princess of russia immediately. i was like a vigilante to the citizens but a war criminal to the royal family lol. anyway the next day in the dream i was strolling down this like, muddy medieval looking street which was right next to the ocean n all around me ppl were talking abt “the titanic event” n whatevs n also the titanic pulled up to the shore except it was all smokey n ruined n i found it rly funny lol. n then a carriage was coming down the street n it had the princess in except she was less mean n kinda nicer n whatever n she started chasing after me but she kinda let me go becuz i was fast af booiii. but then i blinked n i ended up in a castle which was probably the russia castle n i had 2 escape becuz the princess n king were looking for me. also there were other princesses in there like ??? the disney princesses. but there was jus the one prince LMAO. anyway uhhh i had several options on tryin to escape but they were 2 many close calls so eventually i decided to take the ariel way out. as in. ariel, the little mermaid. yea she jus lived in the castle for sum reason n also she was a lesbian n had a crush on the princess of russia which kinda makes sense as 2 y the princess wasn’t so bad i think she’s like. secretly pro-lgbt. anyway so ariel helped me escape n then i went n lived in a minecraft jungle n the princess n ariel joined me n then eventually u turned up n we created a society in the minecraft jungle the end.

Holy shit i wish i had these sorta dreams... anyway the closest to this dream is prolly the one where i somehow was batman/bbatman's right hand arm man and it was a dc/marvel/Danny Phantom crossover in some villain party dungeon infiltration. Dani spoke RSL for some reason

#its the only dream of the sort tho #hulk got drunk and just vibed w the villains??? like joker n all #Ask post #Long post #Unreality