Durge probably: I would rip your throat out with my teeth
Gortash: *twirls hair and kicks his feet* and then what?
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This is the face of a being who launched a loli vampire into sub-orbit
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Ava: TWO MONTHS!
Camila: What’s wrong?
Beatrice: Nothing really.
Ava: YOU LET ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR 2 MONTHS!
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Jason: Did it hurt when you fell?
Percy: In love ? From heaven?
Jason: No… into Tartarus-
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Just thinking of König leaning against a wall from afar staring(glaring is the better word) at a random guy talking to Birdy who is clearly uninterested with maybe a little bit of jealously
But whos also leaning against the wall next to König?(and is that a bit of jealously as well?)
Sunshine. >:)))*rubs hand devilishly*
"I thought Birdy didn't like talking to people anymore," Sunshine said with a raised brow.
"It's good," König replied distractedly.
"Good for you?"
"Good for them," König snapped his attention back to the sniper next to him, breaking the stare he'd held on Birdy for minutes.
The pub was virtually empty and somehow this man had managed to find an excuse to sit down next to the lone sniper at the bar. Birdy didn't seem to mind, not by the way they smiled and laughed but it was clear they were not interested in anything more.
Sunshine only offered König a low hum of disagreement.
"Well, either they're making a new best friend or a new fuck buddy," Sunny pushed off from the wall they'd been leaning against. "That's not 'good' for either us."
Immediately, the Austrian threw his arm around his friend's waist, tugging them back as they tried to staunch towards the bar.
"Oh, no you don't." He strained, pulling Sunshine off the ground entirely and pressing their back into his chest as they clawed at him.
"Let me go you fucking gargantuan fuck," Sunny bit his arm, squealing when he slapped their forehead rapidly with his fingers. "This'll be good for everyone."
"This will be good for no one," König shook his head, dragging them both out the back door despite his best friend's struggle.
Birdy watched them leave, Sunshine in his arms and the pace urgent. They watched for a long moment, even after they were gone, before finally turning back to the man at the bar.
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Kara: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Kara: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Xavier thinks Wednesday low-key dislikes him because there's always a weird energy sexual tension between them, but in reality, Wednesday is also crushing on him but doesn't know how to act normal about it.
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Moxie: Association ended with Lemony, Kellar’s my new prime associate now.
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Low, about Six: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Runaway Kid: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
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Shockwave you do not pull this insane levels of a Rube Goldberg machine style conspiracy plot and then play the "Oh silly me, I'm just the casual Senator" act.
Nahhhh. You "forgot" Momus and Sherma on purpose because you wanted Prowl to seem like it was his idea (that's what I'm thinking just happened anyway)
Bullshit, babygirl, bullshit. You planned allllll of this, didn't you.
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this is how Stiles gets kicked out of the group chat
(via @clotpolesonly)
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Fics are that are (probably) canon for the ask blog universe
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I'm starting to think some of my unresolved teenage angst comes from the fact that there are people out there with more teeth [in their mouths] than me.
- Blair, probably
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(Human) Memory!Sans
So uhh.. I procrastinated and accidentally drew something I liked, and I want you to have it:
[Skele-version]
Some dialogue samples under the cut:
Memory: "I'd just rather have my bangs down, no other reason for me to put it that way, ehehe"
Memory: "If you see a Gaster that refers to me as 'failure' then it's probably my dad, tell him I miss him if you do meet him again somehow"
Memory: "I was actually a little confused on whether should I dye my hair platinum white or bleach it, I did not regret my choice, I look gorgeous, don't you think?"
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Incorrect Quotes - DuckTales - HDL
Dewey: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Huey: How am I supposed to know?
Louie: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge for things we don't know.
Huey: *sighs*
Huey: You wouldn't be trapped.
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What if ghost was the one who saw sunshine die in his arms? What if sunshine tried saving him instead of birdy?
"What did you do?" Ghost rasps.
Sunshine said nothing.
Their body lay limp and broken before him, nothing at all like the sniper he'd seen just seconds before. This wasn't Sunshine- this was a corpse.
"What did you do?"
"I couldn't fucking self-revive fast enough, you prick." Sunshine snaps, pointing the end of their controller at Simon.
"Why did you stick your whole head out the fuckin' window?" He gestured to the screen, settling back into his beanbag frustratedly. "What did you think was gonna happen?"
"I thought I was gonna see them not get face-fucked by a bullet!"
Footsteps reverberated over the speaker and Ghost threw his head back.
"Now, they're coming for me and I'm going to get face-fucked by bullets and we're going to lose, AGAIN."
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