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Fnaf au where everything is the same but Gregory and Vanessa are both live-tweeting the events of SB

#following both of them be like #Vanessa:where the FUCK did that kid go oh my god #i hate this fucking job #Gregory: hehe on da roof of da play place #(is this anything i never played sb asklfjasldkfj)

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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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more thoughts for the pokemon game:

there are six available starter pokemon - all of them are pokemon with the pickup ability! so the starters would be phanpy, teddiursa, aipom, meowth, munchlax and pachirisu

partially because a big theme of the game would be cleaning up litter and building (which requires materials) but also because those specific pokemon feel way more appropriate as 'city pets' than something like a fire breathing salamander

all of them would be locked into not evolving similarly to lgpe, but all their evolutions woupd appear in the core game - including an evolution for pachirisu id like to make

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Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.

For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it's 41.8 km!

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I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

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Do you guys think Jensen sweats every time Misha goes to Europe. Do you think he begs God to spare him. Do you think he braces himself for the fallout.

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misha is like oh. you didn't want me at rome last week? now i have to say a double amount of unhinged things at just this one con!!!! oh no what will i do!!!

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I open tumblr to see Destiel, Supernatural, & Misha Collins trending 4 years after the show ended.

In the distance, “Heat of the Moment” begins to play…