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First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

#ugh.. the couch thing #preach! #like.. he would NOT get stains on that thing

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no more sex. we ran out of sex

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Headcanon that Jason cannot physically stand hearing the petname "pumpkin". Heavily based on the fact that in the movie Under The Red Hood, that's what Joker calls him. Jason can't stand it - Roy accidentally calls Lian pumpkin once in front of Jason, and he just freezes, in the throes of the most agonising flashbacks.

(I'm definitely going to write a short fic on this!! And, if you end up using this HC, please tag me here and/or on AO3, thanks.)

#hey op why do you want to make me sad? #Jason Todd #Red Hood

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 kind of early)))

#Sterek #Stiles Stilinski #Derek Hale #Sterek art

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Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

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you fucking suck at playing the lute and im gonna throw my flagon of ale at your head

#Edgin coded #Edgin Darvis

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batfam as dnd players

Bruce: Doesn't really want to play, and when forced is absolute min/maxer. It does not even occur to him that he could play differently. He read the books, skimmed internet for best combos, and sticks to that. The backstory of his characters somehow always has something to do with masked vigilanites a'la Zorro or Grey Ghost.

Dick: Takes magical support characters like druids or bards, just to do some fun magic stuff and score very creative kills. He's the kind of a player that will make a plan to infiltrate a fortress by turning the team into elephants and flying them in (by means of conjure woodland beings) . He's not a min-maxer, but his creative use of wierd spells and abilities make his character super useful. His characters have simple but effective backstory, often connected with Babs's characters'.

Barbara: Plays basically only gnome barbarians, becuase she thinks its funny. She often makes INT the dump stat, and the rest of the players have to constantly remind her that SHE might have figured out the riddle, but her character with INT 8 would NOT. Loves combat and 3D-prints minis for her characters.

Jason: Lives to RP. His characters have deep and rich backstories, usually extremely dramatic and with many possible plothooks. He WILL try to talk to everyone in the tavern. his turn during the fight is the longest because he insists on describing in detail everything his character does. He often gets angry at the dice, becuase they spoil the 'great scene he had planned'. He often makes very supoptimal characters to fit the backstory (wizard with low INT, rogue with 10 in DEX, etc.) and gets pissed when they get killed easily. Will sometimes DM, and those scenarios are usually very, very light on combat.

Tim: Rules lawyer nr 1. He knows the rules by heart. He remembers half of the statblocks of monsters and complains if they are changed. Takes careful notes, and makes 100 theories on everything in game. His characters ALWAYS check the ceiling when coming into a room. He has a tendency to metagame. Often DMs.

Cas: Doesn't really like to play, similarily to Bruce, but when she does she usually plays support (usually clerics), so that she can heal the party. Enjoys exploration, and is more likely to play in scenarios with a lot of ruin exploration, dungeon crawling etc.

Steph: Makes joke characters like Dildo Swaggins the lustful bard, but somehow always ends up with the most dramatic story developments for her character and most heroic, tearjerking deaths. Like Jason she loves to RP more than fight, and their character often have scenes of sitting by the fireplace and talking during short rests. Has several sets of dice and tracks their 'luck'. Sometimes DMs wierd but higly creative one-shots.

Damian: Pretends not to like to play, but after first (frankly quite disasterous) session, he got sucked in. He loves making characters, and has a whole folder of character sheets of his OCs, with drawn pictures and everything. Makes tokens for the whole group, and can be (easily) convinced to draw maps for the sessions. Rules lawyer nr 2, but unlike Tim who does the lawyering to keep the game clean and running RAW, Damian will try to give himself as much advantage as possible. No one lets him DM, because he is not yet ready for such power.

Alfred: Does not play. He hates DND with passion and wishes they would play something less rule-heavy so that he could play with them and roleplay in peace without those pesky dice... and why are there so few social skills for a character! This is not his cup of tea, thank you very much. Jason sometimes convinces him to stand in for the important NPCs, and he always knocks it out of the park.

#Jason Todd #Red Hood #Damian Wayne #Robin #batfam #batfam as dnd #dnd

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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES Season 1 | April 2024

#dead boy detectives #netflix

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#corvids

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Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

#you know that's right #Shawn Spencer #Burton Guster #Psych #drift compatible

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SladeJay quickie because i am currently consumed

#THEM #Jason Todd #Red Hood #Slade Wilson #SladeJay #god I'm so here for this exact dynamic #Jason had an unfulfilled manhandling kink until Slade came along

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#Edgin Darvis #Xenk Yendar #Edgin x Xenk #Xedgin #annoyances to lovers #Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves #dndhat #Xedgin art

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Happy WEREWOLF WEDNESDAY I've been scribbling werewolves these past few days. For the soul.

#werewolf wednesday

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Shout out to the person who went through and liked about 90 of my Hawkeye posts while I was asleep. You have excellent taste.

#i don't have a tag for this

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Continue✨ Keep going✨

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The problem with Batman in his present incarnation is that we need simultaneously to believe that this is a man who can effortlessly ninja his way through dozens of gun-toting mercenaries, and that this is a man to whom Danny DeVito with an umbrella is a credible threat.

#batman out there ruining lives

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#always reblog