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bluedancer9000 · 5 months
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How everyone found out about about the Fizzmodeus wedding:
Fizz and Ozzie are calling Blitzø, on speaker.
Fizz: Hey Blitzø, I just wanted to tell you that Ozzie isn’t my boyfriend anymore😔
Blitzø: WHAT!? How FUCKING dare he, NOBODY breaks my best friends heart! Don’t worry Fizz, a while back this dickhead tried to kill Stolas and I let Moxxie keep his gun, it’s blessed.
Ozzie: 😳
Fizz: wait Blitzø-
Blitzø: MOXXIE! GET YOUR HOLY GUN, A CERTAIN ROOSTER JUST BROKE FIZZ’S HEART! Don’t worry Fizz, you’re the one who organizes all his shit anyways I’m sure you can take care of things until Lust gets a new king-
Millie: FIZZ ARE YOU ALRIGHT SWEETIE??
*Ozzie gets a call from Stolas*
Stolas: Lord Asmodeus are you alright?? Blitzø is yelling about you and Fizzarolli breaking up!
Ozzie: we didn’t break up we’re engaged!!
Stolas: *gasp* oh that’s wonderful!
Blitzø: STOLAS WTF IS WONDERFUL ABOUT THIS SHIT!
Fizz: BLITZØ SHUT UP AND PUT ME ON SPEAKER!
Fizz: Ozzie isn’t my boyfriend anymore-
Blitzø: I know, he broke your hea-
Fizz: BECAUSE we’re engaged, you dumbass!
Blitzø: Oh, congrats Fizz!! That’s amazing!!
Ozzie: do you actually have a blessed gun??
Moxxie: first of all, blessed rifle. Second of all, for legal reasons I need to say that we do NOT have one. Third of all: congratulations your highness.
Loona is recording all of this.
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xx-state-of-mind-xx · 8 months
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Dovey: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Lesso: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.
[earlier]
Comm. Martin: Commissioner Martin speaking.
Lesso: Is your refrigerator running?
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Sir, may I give your Percy a Hug?
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S-Save them for the Thomas day outs
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alice-the-demon · 2 months
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thesaucer9000 on Twitter asked: WHAT'S YOUR HARDEST DELIVERY? (also CONGRATS ALICE :)
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Vittoria's Q&A #3
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green-meanies · 20 days
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BUSKEUZ ME??
WHEN WERE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME YOU HAD A YOUTUBE CHANNEL?????
Oh haha yeah I do! Haven’t done much with it lately but that’s where I upload videos so I can share them on the blog
I would like to share some more speed draws so look for those in the (hopefully) near future! Or if you wanna see how a particular drawing I’ve made was done, I may have the footage if you ask 👀
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hutiapendra · 10 months
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This girl called the store I work at and asked "Is there a manager in?" Since there was none, she instead informed me in the softest, sweetest, kindest voice: "It's just... I went to the bathroom in your store earlier, there was a snake in the toilet, and it slid up my coochie." And then she hung up.
It's been an awful, stressful shift. But her immaculate delivery made me lose my shit laughing. Thank you, Prank Call Girl. Thank you for your service.
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brittanyjewelmiller · 7 months
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“Why do people keep prank calling me!?”
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redlettermediathings · 7 months
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honestlyaromantic · 14 days
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Benders stfu don't do that again
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crestiegeckos · 29 days
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Just got prank called by a fucking gen alpha for the first time, he sounded like young as hell so I got worried (I've seen those 911 phones calls with little kids) and I was like "is your mom and dad there?" And he said his dad killed him self, and I apologized and I asked him to give the phone to his mom and apparently she was dead, so I asked if there was an adult around and he said his grandparents, and I asked if they were in the room with him and he said his grandpa was dead so I was like "okay kid, stop trolling" and then I told him to not call random strangers because you know, it could end badly (either with some psycho tracking them down or them getting traumatized over a call, wouldnt really mind the traumatized part, itd serve them right but still), and he just started to repeatedly yell "gyatt master". I fucking hate gen alpha omg, like the little shit actually put me in a panic at first.
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crystalcover · 1 year
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Coming Prank Calls!
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mccek · 10 months
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Best Pranks Ep:14 (4)
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ichirothehallow · 3 months
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I Think Eggman Would Be Good At Prank Calls!
He Has An IQ Of 300 & Has All The Technology In The World! Not To Mention He Can Change His Voice, Like In “Sonic Adventure”!
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Courtney and Evie are having a sleepover.
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They are trying to stay up late enough to see Friday Night Videos.
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They might make some prank calls while they wait…if they can decide on who to call.
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Courtney is hoping FNV will play her favorite song, “Dance The Night Away” by Dino.
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green-meanies · 2 years
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Hope I'm not late for the ask request! How about Ace and the boys buying 5 tickets to Minions The Rise of Gru in fancy suits (you don't have to draw all of them btw I don't want to hassle you 😭)
Hey no worries! This was fun to make lol, so I hope you enjoy
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They're on their best behavior right now, but they will be an absolute menace once the movie starts
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