#posts that will get me excommunicated

[thisismyideaofhumor]

#christianity #religion #god #meme #galaxy brain #jesus #theology #heresy #christology #posts that will get me excommunicated #joke #funny #comic sans #im worried that the comic sans will make people scroll past #thisismyideaofhumor

[dathen]

Happy Communion Wafer Silly Putty Day to those who celebrate!

#out of context posts that would get me excommunicated #dracula daily

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

every now and then i remember the time a few years ago, when sdmi fandom first had its revival thanks to netflix, when a wildly popular sdmi blog run by an anti said the words 'perfectly good Black woman' in reference to why you should ship [man you could easily read as white, whose arc she was fridged for] with her instead of [hatesink character whose race is ambiguous due to being a furry, but has a BLISTERINGLY antiblack narrative under a thin layer of fantasy racism, with a fun side of homophobia and holocaust denial the latter of which is directly invoked in the post], which got hundreds of notes, and i grimace my face through the back of my head all over again lmao

#sdmi #scooby doo: mystery incorporated #cassidy williams #ricky owens #professor pericles #like man i'm sorry i really do love rickidy and their dynamic and it's rich and complex and deeply tragic on both sides #but they textbook fridged her and i have never once seen someone talk about that in the wild #instead there is just nearly-always-antis being blatantly balls-out racist about her in like a dozen different ways and EUGH #while also turning around and gushing about a privileged misogynistic white boy who abuses a girl and refuses to let her leave #and literally talks about how he should have thought of hiding a tracking chip under her skin without her knowledge #and this is treated as silly + cute and kinda immature but also About His Trauma Making Him Abuse Her; and they get back together in the en #and making endless posts about how he's Cute Tragic Best Boy because he's autistic and traumatized and (genuinely!) endearing #and reblogging and celebrating and cheering on Cute Art of Them while conspicuously not shaming or excommunicating anyone l o l #you're not required to hate fred over it but god damn dude fuckin yikes #and 'perfectly good Black woman' made me physically recoil from my screen lmfao #racism cw #misogyny cw #antiblack racism cw #abuse apologia cw #homophobia cw #holocaust denial cw #the salt files #the crit files #SDMItag

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The Song of Despair, Pablo Neruda · MARCO BEZZECCHI brings home Mooney VR46 Racing Team's first MotoGP win © Rudy Carezzevoli, Gold and Goose · 'Bellissimo!': Rossi's right-hand man reveals how VR46 team is ruling MotoGP (x) · ‘I was desperate’ – Rossi on losing Simoncelli and creating VR46 (x)

#whenever ppl say bezz is vale's favorite or bezz reminds them of marco #me: ive connected the dots #(you didn't connect shit) #i'm too much of a coward to post this in the tags #might get executed. or worse: excommunicated #N E WAYS (gesticulates blindly) #4672 #webs & weaving #©

[norttinson]

world’s first (televised) excommunicated filmbro

#this is exactly what went down when i was excommunicated from filmbro society #it’s not because i watch cinematic films for homoerotic themes and babygirlism #reverend elijah hooper is the ultimate filmbro ok #sandy bullock reminds me of how i call him ed norty #ok i need to shut up someone get me my muzzle #edward norton #the simpson’s #the blind side #fight club #the red dragon #post!

[da-riya]

Highlights from my EU4 Austria game up to 1600s

#og post #eu4 #pdx games #not in order but still funny #Had the worst RNG I didn't get any Personal Unions peacefully and had to fight wars to get Milan & Hungary & Bohemia & Brandenburg as PUs #Burgundy fully evaded my grasp and all of this got me so hated I got excommunicated and lost the election to Fucking Pfalz #I'm calling them the German name cuz it's more cringe then The Palatenate #(3 of the 7 electors are literally Theocracies what do you expect. Excommunication and the religious league wars were the end of me) #I got so pissed I switched to the Protestant side of the 30 year war and curbstomped Pfalz but only to sign the Treaty of Westphalia #Allowing me to gitch out and become an Easter Orthodox Christian member of the HRE (since it's peace between ALL Christians after all) #I can't even begin to explain how funny this is. Everyone picked sides based on me being Catholic! #When I switched sides all my allies were my enemies and all my enemies were my allies now. #Everyone lined up to kick my ass and I joined the queue. Then we beat up on some kid instead of me #Anyhow I also married into England without an heir and just... Got a Tudor as heir. The game pesters me to bring back the Habsburgs but no #It's better this way cause then I can try to take control over all the other Tudors (they hate me so that'd be hard) #England rebelled during my orthodox rebellion and so became an independent state seperate from Britian. Those are now two distrinct entitie #There's a England and there's a UK but they're nowhere near each other #And England wants to colonize overseas despit being landlocked. Like... No. Go back to paying me taxes!

[fractal-quadrilioquy]

Swampland

Westwatch Patch, Auric Basin. 1328 AE.

In the Heart of Maguuma, down twisting paths and deep crevices, where the light of the sun would struggle to reach even if the overgrowth above was destroyed, seven entities pretended to exist on the world they had assumedly abandoned.

“Should we… stop them?” One said, at last.

The ‘them’ in particular was currently assessing a particularly toxic corpse, left preserved by the toxic fumes pervading the corrupted jungle. The look in their eyes was hungry, in more ways than one – The need to know and experience the world warred with their common sense, which was hovering dangerously at an all-time low.

“No, no, I want to see what happens,” Lyss said, peering intently. Beside her, Ilya was staring, transfixed. Even the most wondrous of illusions couldn’t hold a candle to the sight playing out before them.

The Commander pulled out a sword. The calculating gaze that often scoured the battlefield, assessing the flow of battle and the minutiae of tactics, were laser-focused on the sorry excuse for a boar. The boar, unable to defend itself on account of being dead, continued to lie there, motionless.

“I would like to say, for the record,” Kormir said mildly, “That I have no idea what’s going to happen.”

Grenth smiled.

It was not a particularly comforting smile.

The Commander cut a slice out. The toxic fumes wavered a sickly green in the air, drifting languidly, menacingly, out of the little alcove. Ten meters away, a patch of grass withered and died.

Dwayna made a strangled noise, arm outstretched as if to stop them. Beside her, Melandru sat serenely on a particularly large mushroom, watching the situation play out. She pat Dwayna on the shoulder, and if anyone could have seen them, they might have mistaken it for caring. The other gods knew better. Melandru was vicious when she wanted to be.

The other gods also knew better than to acknowledge Balthazar, whose spiritual form flickered and sparked like a light refusing to catch, or a lightbulb refusing illumination.

“I would love to know what’s going through their mind,” Lyss breathed. 

“I doubt anything is going through it,” Grenth drawled.

Kormir raised a hand. “I can confirm that.”

“Kormir can confirm that.” 

“Kormir can also speak for themselves,” Kormir said.

“Kormir can, but should Kormir?” Ilya said, eyes dancing.

“Kormir hates all of you,” Kormir said, because she did.

“Kormir’s just going to have to deal.”

Melandru nodded sagely. Dwayna absently gathered the sage and blessed it, casting it off to Queensdale.

The Commander raised the meat and held it, and for the first time, doubt flashed upon their face.

“Maybe they won’t do it after all-“

The Commander ate it.

Dwayna broke down. Melandru gave her metaphysical shoulder another metaphorical pat, and sat back to watch the show. Lyss and Ilya gave twin squeals of glee and awe. Kormir laughed at the sight, delighted at having seen something she couldn’t predict. Grenth grinned, a grin with far too many teeth and far too much hunger.

Balthazar was beginning to smoke.

Dwayna sobbed. “They are an idiot.”

The idiot continued to chow down.

They weren’t looking amazing, but they sure were trying their best.

Grenth hummed. “This is actually rather impressive. Resisting death for so long.”

Melandru sighed. “Please don’t kill the wayward Commander.”

“Their death will be their own fault, I promise.” He grinned wickedly. “Hell of a way to go though.”

“They’re so stupid,” Ilya breathed. “I forgot how much I loved humans.”

They were all studiously ignoring the rising flames surrounding the God of War.

Thirty seconds stretched on, simultaneously feeling longer than an eternity and passing in a blink of an eye. Dwayna resigned herself to their fate, and went to lean against Melandru; then quickly thought better of it, and leaned on Kormir instead. Ilya was standing behind the poor soul, shouting “Chug! Chug! Chug!”, not that the poor soul in question could hear it. Grenth snapped his fingers, and eyeshades appeared on six of the seven gods, the first blatant acknowledgement of Balthazar’s seething hatred.

A minute passed. Then another. The Commander no longer looked like they were struggling, and gazed at the preserved corpse as if it were a particularly interesting puzzle.

“Holy shit,” Melandru’s voice rumbled, speaking up for the first time. “They actually did it.”

Balthazar exploded.

---

Two years later.

“You DARE to DEFY the DIVINE?!” Balthazar roared, swinging at them wildly. His movements were sharp, wrathful, and the Commander wondered, not for the first time, if they were in over their head fighting a god.

Still, they persevered. “You will not harm Aurene-!”

“No.” Balthazar cut them off, both literally and metaphorically. Their sword shattered in their hand, and they cursed, drawing another to parry the mad god’s next attack. “I’m talking about you, you damned mortal, they who would defy the rules of nature and consume that which is tainted beyond belief.“

“What are you talking about?!”

“I AM TALKING ABOUT THE HOG.”

“The- the what? What does that have to do with this?!”

“Your Injury Is Personal To Me.” Balthazar intoned.

The Commander could only stare, slack-jawed, at the deity.

Then Aurene came soaring in, and suddenly they had a lot more pressing issues to worry about.

#guild wars 2 #gw2 #kye says #my writing #posts that would get me excommunicated in tyria #this is... like 70% shitpost? guess who found this hiding in an old google doc #and am inflicting it upon everyone else. #that said. i am proud of it. enjoy XD

[mishkakagehishka]

Like "ooo i'm into creampies and breeding" so you wanna have sex for procreation? Just say you're catholic and go

#posts that might get me excommunicated one day #nsft joke

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

Did Roger basically claim that Jim's book was written for money? Or did I dream that? He was quite derogatory about it IIRC.

You didn't dream that. It's a Spanish interview from like 2011 where the interviewer asked if Jim and Barbara were going to be in the film, which was back in production hell at that time. Roger said Barbara was a bad influence, and while Jim was a good man, what Roger didn't like was that Jim wrote the book with a member of the press and, "They did it for the money" (and then people tried to act like Roger was using the gender neutral "they", as if that was a common thing in English over a decade ago, and it's non-existent in Spanish, the language the article was written in lmao).

And everyone just glossed over it or justified it, because no one likes to think Roger is capable of ever doing something wrong in this weird ass fandom. But I don't care anymore lol so I'll briefly say what I said back then: 1.) Jim was not a writer and it's understandable why he'd need a ghostwriter to help organize his thoughts, and indeed, Queen books that did not have some professional help are often difficult to read. 2.) It was likely a lot easier to get the book published with the help of a professional journalist. 3.) That journalist actually wrote a preface to the book after Jim died which, to my recollection, was perfectly respectable. 4.) Sooo how was Jim supposed to tell his story without professional publication, and how would money not be involved in that? Publishers require money be made, that's how the world works. 5.) There was nothing actually scandalous in the book, which Roger would've known if he'd read it.

Now onto the Roger stuff which people don't want to hear: It's so disrespectful to assume the worst intentions of your dead best friend's widower like that, and remember that by that point, Jim was dead too and couldn't defend himself anymore, so getting in a little dig like that is just shitty. Why do it? Why look at a man who you just said was good and assume malice for.......writing a book? I remember people being like, "Well that's because Roger hates the press!" Yeah, as if Jim didn't also deal with the press tearing the man he loved apart. It's just such a knee-jerk, immature thing to be like "idc, fuck the press!" in response to someone in that situation. Jim telling his story and not letting himself be erased from the narrative was more important than Roger's feelings about the press (and it's not like Roger has literally ever talked about the homophobia involved in the press' treatment of Freddie, anyway, so maybe he could be quiet and let the gay man publish his "I love my husband" book). It's also sad to think of Jim thanking Roger in the acknowledgments of the book (Jim thanked sooo many people) and then decades later, Roger was like, "Nah, he just wanted money" (and as if that isn't the most common, bad faith accusation thrown at Jim for writing the book...). Jim really got such little respect after Freddie died, it's truly a shame.

It's also such a bad look for Roger to have trashed Jim's book and his intentions while praising Ratty's book, which is filled with bigotry against women, gay people, and trans people, and I know damn well that's a big reason why a lot of Roger simps die on the hill of defending that book, because god forbid their fave do something shitty. Give me a break. It was completely unnecessary to make a public dig at Jim after he died and it's unempathetic at best to have that take on the book.

#top 5 posts that'll get me excommunicated lol #oh well! #Roger said it all not me lol #the best is when one idiot I knew said they didn't read Jim's book at first #precisely because of what Roger said #way to go #jim hutton #replies #Anonymous

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Did you know? St. Bartholomew is venerated in the Catholic Church as the protector against The Pooka! This is why most of his representations can be seen holding a pelt — which is the skin of definitely something else that the Thing stole and casually wears it around!

#I’d say I wonder if this is the post that finally gets me excommunicated but. #I’ve said worse. #posts that will make sense To Me only #(Btw jk lol Bartholomew was skinned alive that’s why he’s always holding a pelt) #(… unless HE is the Pooka 🤨🤨🤨) #I am. not going to tag this. this is even MORE incomprehensible for people outside my sphere #cw: religion #tw: religion

[drawnbyaj]

If Jesus wasn't gay, Why'd he have like 12 dudes following him around kissing his feet and shit.

Checkmate, Mom.

#aj words #Posts that get me excommunicated

[milkpretzels]

me: huehuehehehe. butt mobile was my pledge name

my brother: i’ll take a picture for you

my father, who didn’t hear a word of that and is just happy that i enjoyed being at the market: 👉🏻

#not posting this anywhere else because i don’t need people asking me if i support apartheid #like i’m just trying not to get excommunicated by my family teehee

[todayisafridaynight]

I genuinely can never thank you enough for the past year. I can't express how much it's meant to me to be understood and have my energy reciprocated with someone on the same wavelength. Although I've been in the fandom for quite a bit longer than most people writing in, and longer than you, even, I can't remember the last time I felt this welcome and motivated. A TRULY embarrassing amount of my work's just been fueled by "oh Snap's gonna wanna see that," and of course that circle's expanded since then, but it probably wouldn't have had I not met stream chat through you, aaaaaand if I'm honest you're still up there... lol...

It's always, always a highlight of my day to see your your work, your posts, and your responses, whether they're to me or to others, and it's always a highlight of my week to be able to make it to streams! You're a huge inspiration for me, particularly in terms of your work ethic across the board. I always come out of streams energized and feeling like I can actually finish things, and usually this is hubris, but it's gotta count for something.

Not to be dramatic, but you kinda changed my life, no exaggeration. I still really can't see myself the way I was two or three years ago not just calling it quits after some of my Gaiden experiences... lol... but I'm still around, and like always, I wanna be able to write in and interact as much as I used to sometime soon. Thanks for everything! I hope RGGS continues to deliver so we can stay in touch :3

i cant thank YOOOOU enough for the past Xsome months or so. feelins ABSOLUTELY mutual in that i wasnt sure anyone else would really be into talkin bout rgg as you and i have (or would be willing to read my. miles-long scrolls of bullshit LMAO) so it's been real fun gettin to know you an everyone and chattin !!

most bafflin thin to ever to think i have good work ethic, i feel like ive been behind everyone for the past couple weeks and even with the things i do make it's really not up to snuff. it's always nice to hear that's not supposedly exactly the case :) I Suppose :^)

rgg community (like any community lbr) can be. An Experience, esp for someone with a position like yours. so im glad i can make it worth to hang around somewhat LOL

regardless, i always look forward to you next ask or the next time you leave tags on a post i make. if i ever bother making a post again ☠️☠️

#fave #snap chats #I DID SIT ON THIS ALL DAY OOPS #i got a bit busy with some stuff...... also i always try my best to write a sufficient response cause ill feel bad if i dont </3 #mad funny youre stoked for me to see stuff And I Am Always Stoked To See Stuff cause i got a similar sentiment towards you #i mean i TRYYYY not to get too in my head bout it since then i get paranoid but i always do hope on the downlow like #'ah man. hope this is funny. hope masu likes it. hope im shot for this one' VERY NORMAL things to want :) #so funny tho. funny timin of this ask i feel like ive been disappointin people an particularly yous #which 'snap that doesnt make sense please be happy with yourself for three seconds' which. NO?? no. impossible #but i do get worried im disappointing or being too annoying or yk. just being a pest or not being adequate #so it's fun/ny gettin this ask today all that considered LOL #I MEAN I KNOW EVERYONE BEEN NICE THE PAST DAY OR SO YK SO NO REASON TO THINK IT #i cant avoid thinkin a it... my number one bully is myself he Will Not leave me alone no matter how hard i try to complain to the board #the board also bein myself. i cant excommunicate myself from myself-- #REGARDLESS. very cool that i give you motivation :) esp after streams :) #every time i finish a stream i feel like i made an ass out of myself. ALWAYS HAVE FUN. but i feel at the cost of bein obnoxious #tho i guess theres no point stayin round if i was. lest its like Last Resort kinda deal then TRULY i am sorry im The Last Resort #ILL STOP WHINING FOR FIVE SECONDS TO SAY thank you :) for everythin :) both just chattin with me an all the work you do for the community #it truly is a lot and indescribable and its very cool i have someone like that who likes what i do. you do be the beyonce in walmart to me #to reference that post i rb'd last night LOL its still hard for me to understand but ig i dont have to understand it #i think i mentioned this before but i remember when id draw for persona (cringe ik) id mostly draw adachi (this is relevant Trust) #and this one mate one day was just 'snap its really nice how much. love you bring to the adachi community' #which is a hilarious thing to say since adachi sucks but POINT IS im glad i. i THINK im kinda doing the same thing now still #thats the consensus ive gotten the past couple asks.. lol.. its nice bringin people together and havin a fun and welcomin space :) #ILL WRAP IT UP HERE THO before i make people throw up. i kept this ask hoarded long nuff.. ill just hoard it in my chest cavity instead #once more thank you forever and always :) when we inevitability branch off to other things i'll always treasure all you've done for me

[swamplevel]

saria shipping has actually resulted in such toxic arguments that I kinda want her to just hook up with someone like blaze, officially, off-screen

#arknights tag #she can still hang out in rhine stories but she should end every paragraph of text with 'and i love my wife blaze' #this is the post that gets me excommunicated from arknights fandom probably

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

if jesus not in a bisexual polycule, then why “could we start again, please?” from jesus christ superstar ?

#top ten posts that get me excommunicated #i want to grace this with an explanation but i really don’t think there is one #happy holy saturday i guess #jesus christ superstar #eli.posts

[bowerywilliam]

never forget God only gives His hardest battles to His strongest swifties

#i'm still trying to get eras tour tickets a week before the show and it's not going well #also i sent this to eris but it was funny enough i had to put it on the dash too #posts that would get me excommunicated if my priest had tumblr #haydencore