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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 18
now with tik toks
follow me on tik tok if you want i’m lonely
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Just curious, who are your favorite Mortal Kombat ships?
Ah! Well, strap in folks because this is gonna be a long one!
• CageBlade (Johnny Cage x Sonya Blade): I know this is canon, a good few of these ships will be but my god the Cage Family were the hook, line and sinker for me getting into this game franchise! I love them so much and it broke my heart when they killed off present Sonya in 11 😭
• ErronJin (Erron Black x Kung Jin): Ok this one could be eligible for the RarePair branding but honestly would y'all believe me if I said I was hooked ever since I saw a mini comic piece of Cassie asking out Erron for Kung Jin? Love these two assholes and I love the dynamic that can be explored!
• SubScorp (Sub-Zero (Kuai Liang) x Scorpion): Classic duo, classic pairing. I find their story from enemies to friends in canon very compelling!
• LiuTana (Liu Kang x Kitana): Canon couple again, another classic pairing lol. I like the star-crossed dynamic they have and I'm a sucker for a power couple!
• Kotalade (Kotal x Jade): Ok so when this one came around in 11 I'm sure we were all confused. Hell I was! But honestly after playing storymode so many times and getting both of their tower endings they grew on me. Very sweet!
• Jacqueda (Jacqui Briggs x Takeda Takahashi): Canon pairing again, so happy they're engaged!!! They're so sweet I wish them all the happiness *glares at netherrealm*
• Taleena (Mileena x Tanya): Honestly the overhype from the community over Mileena put me off her a bit but I am warming up to her, I love her and Tanya having a child and life together in Mileena's tower ending and they're just adorable!
Honorable Mentions:
• I used to ship Kitana and Jade just because everyone else did but since Netherrealm really drove home the sisterly-bond in MK11 it does make me feel a lil icky. Won't bother anyone else for shipping it though!
• Kenshi Takahashi x Scorpion isn't bad but I don't consider myself a shipper of it (since I greatly prefer SubScorp)
• I once shipped Kenshi and Johnny for shits and giggles just because it's funny. Fun fact I think their relationship is the equivalent of Liu Kang and Kung Lao's where you have the 'chosen one' friend (Liu Kang is Liu Kang and Johnny beat Shinnok) and the overconfident friend (Kenshi's attitude in X so reminded me of Kung Lao)
• I ship Sindel with being good for a fucking change :)))
• Honestly I don't ship Cassie with anyone, despite her being my main/fave I don't really see anyone who would suit her (her and Jacqui are basically sisters, Kung Jin is gay, Takeda loves Jacqui, and I can't think of anyone else) I'm kinda ok with it tho, we love an independent woman!
• I kinda ship good Sindel with Sheeva now that I think of it, and bad Sindel a teeny tiny bit with Shang Tsung just because their dynamic is a tiny bit interesting
• This is probably gonna be a RarePair too but Sareena x Skarlet slaps. Will I elaborate? Absolutely not :)
• Stryker x Kabal intrigues me. It's a shame we see so little of their interactions.
• This technically doesn't count as a ship but Vera Briggs and Jax are so cute despite her never being on-screen. Jax's tower ending in 11 was sweet.
• Kung Lao and Jade is a funny ship to think about just because of how horrified I feel Kitana and Liu Kang would be 😂😂
• D'vorah and Kotal have been implied to have had a thing previously and that just spices up Jade coming back in 11 and D'vorah's betrayel in X for me tbh
• I funny enough don't ship Raiden with anyone, mostly because he reminds me of my grandpa except he's not an alcoholic.
• Fujin and Nightwolf might be cute. I liked their dynamic in Aftermath.
And that's it!
I know it's a lot, but I hope it answered your question! As a disclaimer I've only had the pleasure of owning XL and 11 Ultimate, and I've watched a cutscene movie of 9 on YouTube so as to fill in the blanks until I can get the game. Needless to say I'm strictly reboot-knowledgeable since the past games beyond 9 are out of my ability to play ^^
Thanks for your ask!
Edit: I forgot to mention that if you do wanna see any of these ships content-wise from me that i'm not posting here then feel free to check out my Twitter @crimson_crimes !! I post game screenshots (I know I have a few MKX ErronJin, MK11 CageBlade and MK11 LiuTana ones I've posted) and Edits I make myself ^^
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polygon-streams · 5 years
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April 25th 2019- Mortal Kombat 2nd Stream
Summary: Pat plays Mortal Kombat 11 on his Twitch channel and an interesting story line ensues
Content warnings: blood, gore, violence, and death (in-game)
Stream starts at 5:17 (starts 10 mins in)
Pat is reminded to turn on subtitles!
Welcomes some peeps in chat (including faith!)
Sets up some block words so as to help others avoid spoilers for the new avengers game (leading to chat posting wildly untrue avengers spoilers “snape kills bumblebore”)
Pat: “Hmmm… uhhh… I’m now realizing i don’t know much about the marvel cinematic universe.”
Piss! from unlimitedpastapass
this takes a few minutes as he accidentally writes all blocked words as one and has to fix it!
People in chat are cheating their way past the filter by misspelling character names. Pat: “thangus?”
“Mike, here’s the secret about my content, it doesn’t have to be good”
Catches up on subs and follows
Says he hasn’t gone far enough in mk to get to microtransactions yet
Starts again in mk story mode
Mentions how you can finish a specific chapter of mk to unlock frost
“There’s kainos beard”
Compares a mk character to austin aries
“He definitely wants to kiss himself”
Wants the next chapter to be a gone home style with Jax
Is drinking water and a jarritos watermelon
Mentions how favs are lime and grapefruit
“He is really going after his grandpa instincts”
Long cutscene which included pat saying aw at how jade wouldn’t betray kitana
“She's been norted”
Everyone in chat loves this bug woman character until she spits out bugs
Pally9x then plays ‘they put bugs in him’ sound which causes a pat laugh
“Those guys gotta hit the gym” - pat @ really buff characters in a cutscene
Memeshart brought up their love for a bunch of characters being in a ‘Stealth conga line’
Pat laughing at enemies being “stupid” during a cutscene
“Whoops” after a character stabs an enemy
“I'm just smashin buttons for the most part”
“Thats uncool” - Pat after a coatl calls for an execution
Theo, a staff member of Twitch enters the stream! “Oh rad it’s that guy who hangs out with BDG”
A character enters the cutscene with ‘Piss!’ sound happening at the same, perfect time
Mentions how a character with a hat sounds exactly like Xavier Renegade angel
Mentions how he doesn’t think that any of the characters in MK11 are canonically gay, but did have one in MKX
Some dudebro character named Johnny tries to make moves on a female in a very bad way, cuts to the whole team looking at him, promptly making him embarrassed (as he should be)
The dudebro Johnny gets slapped and gets his glasses knocked off, promptly puts on a second pair he had in his pocket, causing Pat to laugh
The chat roots on pat to “destroy this fuckboy clown”
Pat laughs and says “it’s so stupid” at cutscenes
Faith in chat: “lotta piss in this stream tonight!”
“Oh, here comes yeehaw.”
“I’m the anti kissin cowboy, aint nobody kissin on my watch.”
We apparently have a new character called the ‘abstinence cowboy’
More cutscene confusion and laughter, “What the fuck is going on in this game”
Nut punch in the cutscene, followed closely by a ‘Piss!”
“I just stabbed that man with a trophy of myself.”
“Oops, that’s my organs, he got all my organs”
Character: “I’m the star” Pat, mockingly: “Im ThE sTaR”
“Hey guys what’s going on I just showed up I hope nothing bad is happening here” Many bad things are happening
Chat goes buckwild over sheeva and her very good big four arms
Pat agrees with Memeshart in that a cutscene char. Is definitely liu kang wearing disguise
“I need that blood!” -Pat after getting fatally stabbed
Pat earns a halfway point trophy!
“Yeah alright, so I gotta beat this guy’s ass in front of his whole family”
“ouchie , stabby stabby”
‘Donkey kong has died’ plays after Pat dies in game
“Just fucking threw a dude at him”
Mentions how he had ‘cheap-ass’ chinese food that was very good and will reheat it tomorrow
“Whoops, shish kabobed” after getting stabbed with a long katana
“Big torso on that one”
Pat gets to a big arena battle in main storyline with a lot of characters fighting each other
“I love tournament anime”
“Ah the bear hug, nobody escapes the bear hug!”
“I wanted Jared’s wife (?) not his heir.” Pat: ProJared?
“That’s a good message...and kicking them in the head is a nice touch”
Pat, looking at the chat chanting for two characters ( kotal and ..green nina lady ) to kiss: “Uhh don’t think we’ve had any kisses yet. Haven’t had any kisses in a while”
“Think you can get away with it cause you’re hot?” -Pat @ character calling sonya some not nice words
Mentions while you cannot use additional outfits in story mode, you can unlock them
Sonya fights a very beat up 80s Johnny fuckboi before they team up to try and get out of the fight ring they’re in
“Just guys bein dudes”
“Mmm.. howdy. I heard rumors that folks were kissin’ in here..” - Pat is bringing back the abstinence cowboy
Pat laughs at @moyeraidan’s comment: “why does sonya look like one of the college admission scandal moms”
Mentions how mk has good fighting choreography
“Rub my tummy”
“The absolute madlad, dropping the gun”
“He’s just making him sleepy that all” after a cutscene char most definitely kills someone
“He’s critical with a K”
“My bones”
“stummy hurt”
“Oh, he needs that to think!” in regard to a character getting his head squeezed to death.
Chat compares ocean with green mist to,,,farts
“This ocean’s got stink lines coming off it.”
“Ah shit here we go again” after a character says,, “here we go again”
Characters walking through a desolate wasteland, “seems fine”
Plugs Thomas’ stream !! And mentions he’ll be back either Saturday or Sunday and starts to host Thomas’ stream
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sirbadgerduke · 5 years
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Retrospective Thought: “Ten Games I’m Highly Excited For in 2019″
Starting off this year with a list! A list of games I’m super excited for that are coming out(or not, you never know lol). 2019 has already seen two really strong releases in Resident Evil 2 and Kingdom Hearts 3, expect a review of the former sometime next week. So let’s get into this list! 10) The Sinking City(March 21st) I’m a massive fanboy of anything Lovecraftian and Cosmic Horror tinged. From all of the stuff shown so far both in videos and screenshots, Sinking City looks really promising to be a rather crazy adventure into madness. If there’s something I’m hoping for this title to do, it would be more survival horror in the vein of Resident Evil than actiony like Bioshock 2 or a slog like Amnesia. So far though? This has my attention the more I see of it.  9) Left Alive(March 5th) I love some big robo/mechy action in my shooters, and this new title seems to hopefully cure that itch, for now at least(Further down the list will make more sense). Set in the rather cool Front Mission-verse, which have been mostly Strategy titles until Front Mission:Evolved(A rough gem that’s worth checking out imo). Left Alive seems to take some notes out of Titanfall’s books, by having having both out of and in mech action. So long as there’s a nice balance of on foot combat and mech combat i’ll be darned and hype for this title. 8) Toejam & Earl: Back in The Groove(March 1st) I’m not going to lie, I’m a stickler for some Nostalgia-pandering, especially if it’s this little gem from the 90′s. While it’s more in the vein of say, the first game? The funktacular return of this blast from the past is a welcome change in my opinion. It’s basically a randomly generated treasure hunting game in which you play aliens looking to gather all their Spaceship’s parts, with an added awesome OST to boot. It’s a nice change of pace from the usual non-combat focused game(as in, it’s at least not another fucking Walking sim). 7) Code Vein(TBA in 2019) Souls-like that’s more Bloodborne than Dark Souls? check! Vampire themes and concept? Check! Dystopian Post-Apocalyptic setting? Check! basically “Anime Bloodborne but vampires and psuedo-sci-fi stuff) and I’m all aboard for this shit! While it may not be super high on my list, I’m still looking to check this little action anime RPG Romp when it drops! 6) Metro Exodus(Feb 15th) Not gonna mention the fiasco over the PC storefront bullshit(It’s all dumb, shouldn’t be happening imo just have the game on both fronts. I’m still really hype, while I’m currently re-going through Last Light to better get an understanding of the franchise before the third one is out next week. I’m hoping this will give me a good Post-Apoc survival experience over the botched fuck up that is Fallout 76.Post-Nuked Russia has always interested me honestly.  5) Judgement: Project Judge Eyes(TBA 2019) Yakuza is easily one of the best franchises of the Modern Era of Gaming, from fuckin Sega of all Publishers to, the same Publisher that really royally fucked over the Sonic franchise. Well Judgement is another title set in the same universe as Yakuza, only you’re playing from the PD’s point of view. It’s out now in Japan, and some of the zany whackiness has been turned up to fuckin hundred, so that alone gets my body ready for this(Hopefully) great new title. 4) Ghost of Tsushima(Unknown)  Look, this game hasn’t been given a release date yet, but that doesn’t mean I’m not hyped for it. Essentially, I’ve been killing for a non-supernatural.fantasy tinged japanese set game. Samurais and mongols fighting, as you play as said Samurai? I NEED THIS GAME NOW! To be honest, the game could easily turn out to be “Ryse:Japan Edition” But I’m really hopeful for it! 3) Mortal Kombat 11(April 23rd) Mortal Kombat has always been my fighting jam, except for the god awful fully 3D Tekken-alikes that happened over 10 years ago. While I have my reservations on some of the stuff(Jesus Sonya and Cassie look....not great lol), I’m still more so hyped for it. The new loot system ala Injustice 2 making a somewhat MK-esque debut in MK11 really makes me happy. Now if they can announce Noob, Rain, Kabal, Erron Black and Motaro as returning playable fighters I’ll be super happy! 2) Sekiro:Shadows Die Twice(March 22nd)  From Software did some awesome shit; Bloodborne being my favourite, plus the Dark Souls Trilogy and even Armored Core. So no doubt I’m very much excited for Sekiro. While it’s Japan with some fantasy/supernatural elements, I’m willing to get with it for the gameplay, which by the stuff out about it? Looks really fluid, solid and really good. The traversing options are just the cherry on this fantastic sundae and I’ll guarantee this will be a hit! 1) Devil May Cry V(March 8th)  I’ve been waiting for this since I finished DMC4 for the first time back in 08. I tried to like DmC, but I just couldn’t, what a huge let down that was, and for a long ass time I thought the DMC series was on ice. That’s until last year when it got announced, and Hooooo boy, I couldn’t be happier or more excited for it. the initial leakage of info since? has done nothing but get me more excited for this sequel than probably anything so far. Ofcourse they could fuck it, and it’s not in the realm of impossibility, it’s just so good to have a true DMC title releasing sooner than later! Maybe it will be my GoTY? So far, Resident Evil 2 is. And so, that’s 10 games I’m super duper looking forward to playing and hopefully reviewing too! This year looks to be a stellar lineup of new and old and returning franchises. Trying to keep positive vibes despite some really fuckin dumb shit happening already. Next up is a review of Resident Evil 2 and honestly? Well, you’ll find out!
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 27
Liu, to Kitana: you’re not a princess
Liu: you’re a queen
Liu: the queen of hearts
Liu: the queen of my heart
Kitana:
Kitana: Liu i really aprecciate it, and Cage what have you done to my husband
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 30
Liu, to Kitana: date me to disapoint your parents
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 31
Johnny: we’re gonna have a fair game today, no tantrums, no anger attacks or breaking furniture, just a nice and fair game of mario party, you guys understand me?
Hanzo, Jax, Kuai, Lao and Liu: ok
[minutes later]
Sonya: hey Johnny, how are things going?
Johnny: about that-
Johnny: we need a new tv, love
Sonya: holy fuck not again
Johnny: yeah i should stop playing mario party with them
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 32
Liu: but if i leave, who will take care of Cerberus and give him his belly rubs?
Johnny: Liu, hE IS A 28 FEET, THREE HEADED HELLISH DOG
Liu: HE’S STILL A GOOD BOY AND DESERVES BELLY RUBS
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 19
with another tik tok, yay :D
i didn’t even imagine the first one would get so much attention but thank you everyone kwhdwkdbwkbd
i’m so sorry for this one please forgive me
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 16
Jin: if you bite it and you die it’s poisonous, if it bites you and you die it’s venomous
Takeda: what if it bites me and it dies?
Jin: that means you’re poisonous
Takeda: what if it bites itself and i die?
Jin: it’s voodoo...?
Takeda: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Jin: that’s kinky
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 23
Johnny: you got caged
Liu: yeah bECAUSE YOU LITERALLY PUT ME IN A FUCKING CAGE
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 25
Liu: do you think i’m boyfriend material?
Lao: is this about Kitana?
Liu:
Liu: why would you think that?
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 10
Liu: just let me die
Raiden: *tries to resurrect him and turns him into a zombie*
Liu’s soul: BITCH DID I FUCKING STUTTER
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 24
Lao: how would you describe yourself?
Liu: a walking dumpster fire
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 9
Liu: Devil May Happy
Johnny: wouldn’t “Devil May Smile” make more sense?
Liu: critique me ever again and Devil May Angry
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liumango · 5 years
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Posting Mortal Kombat shit until MK11 comes out: day 15
Liu: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP CALLING ME LIUCIFER, OK? THIS ISN’T MY NAME
Johnny: yeah, you’re right, it’s actually Liucifer Satankang
Liu: why are we still friends
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