#pm dazai hc | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

damagedintellect · 7 months

Text

Teen Skk fic idea I'll write eventually

💌 I've been too lazy to write this but I've had this hc that pm Dazai has horrible insomnia & Chuuya often finds him asleep in the most random ass places but despite his grumbling he always carries Dazai back to his office to lay him on the couch

The last thing he needs is that bastard falling asleep mid mission and when Dazai does wake up he's touched that his dog takes such good care of him but Chuuya only scoffs at him to get better sleep

Dazai pauses unsure if he should bring it up but Chuuya probably assumes he has narcolepsy at this point since this is the 7th time he's passed out in the hallway so he shrugs & says "Insomnia sucks" thinking that'll be the end of it

But then Chuuya throws a bottle of Nyquil his way bc after the flags died he had trouble sleeping but it worked for him, it's not like he cares or anything he's just sick of dragging his unconscious ass around HQ

That night Dazai takes it but feels nothing then downs the rest bc what's the worst that can happen he's about to call Chuuya to complain when he starts seeing shit (Fireflies by owl city animatic coming soon) Dazai starts hallucinating, dancing around his office high af

He's so out of it he doesn't realize that 1) he did call Chuuya & 2) Chuuya's been standing there recording everything laughing his ass off

Chuuya only feels the need to call Mori when the singing gets unbearable & Dazai tries to dance with him

They consider pumping his stomach but Dazai throws up on his own from all the twirling and passes out

A few days later his insomnia is worse to the point he's spacing out mid conversion & writing his reports in crayon

This time Chuuya buys 3 bottles, a box of donuts and decides to stay and watch the show but Dazai starts thinking all the donuts are little Dazai’s & starts crying bc Chuuya keeps eating them

Idk insert shitpost skk animatic I made

youtube

#teen skk #skk fic idea #donutzai #bsd fanfic idea #pm dazai hc #insomniac pm dazai #skk hc #skk #bsd animatic #bsd animation #my bsd brainrot is showing #Youtube

17 notes · View notes

zhonglisbeloved · 9 months

Text

Dazai Osamu; Guns [drabble]

I'm writing after a while so it's a bit rough and pretty short but let me know if I should turn it into a one short or something? Requests are open and more information about how to request is on my profile :)

afab reader x PM!Dazai Osamu

Warnings: NSFW content below, gun play

PM!Dazai who would one day bring up gun play randomly while going through his collection of guns

PM!Dazai who smirks on hearing you agree and orders you to strip and wait for him in the room

PM!Dazai who eats you out and makes you cum on his tongue hard before taking his gun and removing all bullets except one

PM!Dazai who fucks you with that same gun and revels in the way you whine and cry out in pleasure, how your legs twitch and you spread them wider, you're his good little whore after all~

PM!Dazai who'll grab another loaded gun and stuff it down your throat, you're scared he'll accidentally pull the trigger? keep praying he won't because he's losing his mind as he watches your sweet cunt take the gun so easily and listens to your gags and moans while you suck on the second gun

PM!Dazai who'll make you cum so many times that all you can think about is him and his cock

PM!Dazai who makes you get on your knees and suck him off while he holds a gun to your head, he'll shoot if you stop, and you don't know if the gun is loaded or not

PM!Dazai who thoroughly enjoys your reactions, expressions, and sinful noises, such a good slut for him, aren't you?

731 notes · View notes

inamagicalhallucination · 10 months

Text

i know the general idea is that skk get together and watch/judge/guide sskk but imagine how funny it would be if sskk got their shit together before skk

despite chuuya and dazai knowing each other for years and years and atsushi and akutagawa knowing each other for like 17 days, 10 of which they were enemies for

like imagine how funny it would be

545 notes · View notes

zaerxa · 10 months

Text

Socially inept teenager gets shown some love and doesn’t know how to handle it 🎁 Happy (late) birthday dazai !! 🎊

#bsd #bungoustraydogs #chuuyanakahara #dazai #dazaiosamu #skk #soukoku #artists on tumblr #procreate #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #fem skk #thought of this entire thing bc I found the pin pretty #halfway into this did I find out that it was a bridal pin #hc fem dazai had long hair in the pm but cut it after defecting #that hc is universally accepted at this point but yk #i love them her but why is dazai like this

454 notes · View notes

meebssketches · 1 year

Text

ive been having a lot of fun and a lot of trouble getting dazai's face down

but everybody,

him

pm dazai

i wanted to create a style that was like my usual but wouldnt look weird with anime characters

let me know if i got his dead eyes right

528 notes · View notes

xlillyle · 9 months

Text

PM SKK is when Dazai puts up “lost dog” posters with a drooling Chuuya as picture and the description “he’s very small so impossible to find all the time but if you chant chibikko three times you will hear him barking the loudest pls return him to his owner asap he’s very dumb”.

(He lost yesterday’s game because Chuuya found out how he cheated and beat him anyway.)

#crossposting from twitter #pm skk #soukoku #skk #bsd skk #bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai x chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #bsd hc #skk hc #xlillyle bsd threads

236 notes · View notes

dapperenby13 · 1 year

Text

Port Mafia Headcannons

- they have karaoke once a month(M*ri has never been invited)

- gin likes going by the Ada and just watching them through the windows like they’re an office comedy (which to be fair, they kinda are)

- chuuya has kinda become a mentor the the akutagawa’s and makes sure that they’re doing ok

- gin and higuchi go on botanical garden dates on they’re days off

- kaji always has sour candy in his pockets

- kyouyou is trying to take care of Q because she misses Kyouka and wants to do better

- Tachihara, gin, and Hirotsu have a game night every few weeks and sometimes invite other people

- Elise and Q are besties and play pranks on people together

- Tachihara is the worst driver since dazai

- chuuya checks in on his subordinates every week to make sure they’re all ok

- higuchi is horrible at cooking

- gin and chuuya gang up on akutagawa and make him take a few days off whenever his lungs are really bothering him

- akutagawa is really good at braiding hair because of gin and sometimes helps Elise with her hair

- kyoukou makes the best tea and used to have dreams of opening a tea shop

- after babysitting Q kaji discovered that the best way to keep them from causing mass hysteria is to give them headphones and a fidget, they are preoccupied for hours at a time

- Yosano and kyouyou go on ‘totally not dates’ and trade stories about Q and kyouka

-gin and kyouka are pen pals and trade gossip about the organizations(they’re trying to make akutagawa and atsushi be friends)

586 notes · View notes

carbonateds-oda · 7 months

Text

I would kill to see an instance where dazai and kyouka get sent on a case together like I just feel like it’d make for a silly interaction

like they’re just mostly silent during the whole thing then they’re walking back to the agency and dazai just leans down and is like

dazai: …wanna skip work the rest of the day and use akutagawas card to go eat

kyouka: you stole it again.

dazai: yes

kyouka: …ok. I want dessert after. please.

dazai: but of course! it’s akutagawas treat after all~

#kouyou senses a disturbance in the universe all the way from the pm hq #she’d def b bitter abt them getting along so well 😭#bsd #bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #kyouka izumi #bsd hcs #ada hcs

72 notes · View notes

circusofshrimps · 1 year

Text

“Seriously Dazai????!!! at a time like this????!!”

hc that caters to me and me only/j

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #tulishrimp art #bsd chuuya #osamu dazai #skk #trans skk is real guys i #nakahara chuuya #trans skk #transgender #dazai hcs #pm era dazai is always fuckinh high #hes coping

138 notes · View notes

just-a-shark333 · 1 month

Text

Transmasc pm dazai shoots himself In the tits and goes "oh well, guess we gotta fucking chop 'em off now"

#idkk #bsd #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #pm dazai #port mafia dazai #trans headcanon #trans character #transgender #trans hc #trans dazai

19 notes · View notes

lil-vibes · 10 months

Text

hc that chuuya doesn't get sick often, but when be DOES, it hits him like a train. he'll sustain fevers that should send his body into shock for days at a time. his skin becomes so, so sensitive that he will not tolerate anything touching it that isn't the three (3) very specific blankets that he bought for this specifically or dazai's hands (but only his hands)

he's so sensitive that touching dazai's bandages will make him retch but then again if his scars rubb a little too much onto chuuya's skin, he'll want to claw it off (chuuya feels very guilty abt this btw). once dazai realized what the issue was he blew like,,,, half of his monthly salary to have arm covers custom made with the same material as those blankets so he can touch chuuya without causing the other unnecessary pain next time he gets sicks

#sick fics are so beloved to me #chuuya; delirious with 42° fever:#dazai; stressed: okay okay this is fine everything is gonna be FINE -#hes sitting there. debating if he can call yosano and reasonably explain what exactly hes doing in a pm executive's home #also hc that post coruption chuuya loves to be touched by dazai and so he goes with that and then almost hears his own heart break when #chuuya pulls away violently from dazais touch bc it has NEVER happened before #anyways yeah #the og draft had like. 4 correctly spelled words bc i worte it when i had a fever myself #i also have like 2k ish words writen for this #bsd #skk #chuuya my love #dazai #personal hc #my hcs #soft skk #writing prompt #fic idea #might come back to this

58 notes · View notes

bunglegaydogs · 11 months

Text

I FOUND SOMETHING

RIGHT OKAY SO, I WAS READING THE DARK ERA LIGHT NOVEL, YEAH? YEAH.

“To meet someone.” Dazai smiled. “Anyway, I feel for you, Odasaku. Not only did you run into the enemy’s boss, but he made some serious advances toward you, too. At this rate, you guys will be married by the weekend.” “That’s not what happened.” At least, I hoped not. “They’re just a group of weirdos who start wars for the sake of it.” “Oh? I think it’s kinda cute, going to such lengths to plan another person’s death. I never would’ve thought of doing that.” There was more than a hint of amusement in his tone. “But I can’t ignore what he said to you before he left. They might try to switch up their strategy before attacking again. I need to have my men keep an eye on you.”

BRO WHAT

I'm sorry Dazai, what did you just say?

"I think it's kinda cute, going to such lengths to plan another person's death. I never would've thought of doing that." There was more than a hint of amusement in his tone.

BAHAHAHAHA WHAT

So, clearly, we're all on the same page here?

"-but he made some serious advances toward you, too. At this rate, you guys will be married by the weekend."

What is this kid on, and where can I get some.

So, obviously he's talking about a certain fucking redhead, right? Also, it's the "there was more than a hint of amusement in his tone" BITCH WHAT'S MORE?

#hc that dazai was just always stoned in the mafia #honestly hc that dazai is just always stoned #i read this and cried laughing #bsd #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #oda sakunosuke #odasaku #pm #port mafia #gay #fucking gay #gay gay gay #osamu dazai #bungou gay dogs

63 notes · View notes

hesperidia · 3 months

Text

and thinking about beast: i'm so mad that Gin's whole character was murdered she deserved sm better. i'm not even mad about ryuunosuke not getting to make amends with them i'm just mad that asagiri did not give them a conclusion at all besides "they disappeared".

#i switch prns a lot for gin sorry #anywayyyy i've seen the hc that she should've become the pm's boss and yeah she should've. but god forbid #chuuya being boss is something so odd. he does not fucking like being boss and neither does dazai!!! thats why he was miserable #movie/stage play ending is weird also. Atsushi got orders from chuuya to eliminate the ada. but he's not part of the pm anymore by then?#why would he visit chuuya though #is the novel more cohesive about this i've yet to read it #beast as a whole is so good but the ending was so meh i'm ready to die on this hill anytime #lazutxt

3 notes · View notes

inamagicalhallucination · 10 months

Text

dazai and kunikida (and chuuya too tbh) being friends when theyre all teenagers except kunikida is still trying to be a math teacher and then quitting to join the ada and dazai and chuuya are still in the mafia

they meet because chuuya and dazai r doing something dumb cuz of some mission theyre on and kunikida sees them and scolds them and theyre genuinely too baffled to reply and they keep on meeting like that

kunikida scolding 15-16 yrs old emo sad scary cat demon prodigy dazai for walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk or something is very funny to me

somehow it turns into kunikida scolding them for misbehaving and not taking care of themselves so

kunichuuzai having lunch dates hehe

anyway idk the image is funny

i dont think kunikida would get scared by emo dazai i think he’d just start his my ideal hardworking dazai notebook earlier

and also he’d be like ‘lemme fix this’ @ dazai if that makes sense

eventually they sit him down and have to reveal that theyre in the mafia and he gets rlly angry thinking that theyre excusing theyre behavior of not looking both ways before crossing the road; accidentally littering (they were trying to shoot but missed), walking on the wrong side of the sidewalk, not showering (dazai), wearing too much cologne (chuuya), etc

391 notes · View notes

biggestfyolaifan-moved · 1 year

Text

"you can't say your fav characters are trans because you are!!" or what

#specifically talking about dazai ‼️#i saw a lot of people like the hc #and some dont #and thats okay #idk pm dazai seems like the type to get mad and do this own top surgery #(he tried to die while doing it but someone from the mafia stopped him)#and im not gonna say it was mori #cuz ew #nobody likes mori

2 notes · View notes

meebssketches · 11 months

Text

i said i was kind of getting obsessed with drawing dazai now that i've drawn him once, didnt i?

adskfj i'm convincing myself it's all practice for the fanart i was gonna do based on a post i saw

i was gonna make him smile all creepy but it looked off but not the way i wanted it to so i settled with this

my first time drawing a gun btw

104 notes · View notes