Random features of my BSD age swap au
Kyouka and Q (Yumeno Kyuusaku) were the equivalent of Double Black, but I haven't figured out what to call them instead. Either way, they were a terrifying duo where between Q's raw destructiveness and Kyouka's stealth, as well as Q's psychological manipulation and Kyouka's resourcefulness and logic, basically no one could beat them. Until Kyouka left anyway
PS Q did not take Kyouka leaving as well as Chuuya took Dazai leaving. There is So Much Bullshit going on there
Atsushi is Oda, RIP. Akutagawa is Ango if he'd been a PM spy in both the government and Mimic
Gin is an Executive
Aya is Ranpo. Fukuzawa is a girldad. She actually has an Ability but has trouble accepting it due to her (now dead) birth father's abuse.
Ranpo and Yosano are the Agency's resident teenagers (14 and 15 respectively). Ranpo is still in his 'everyone is a monster and I'm scared' phase because Fukuzawa hasn't quite managed to get the lie to click; him and 18 year old Dazai bond oddly well over this.
Tachihara was Rimbaud, technically. There's some logic in my head that makes this make sense. Yes, this means Tachigin is Rimlaine in this AU, and Gin is every bit as pathetic as Verlaine is.
Where are actual Rimlaine? ...Good question.
Kenji is Kunikida, technically. Q is not jealous at all (lie)
Higuchi is a Black Lizard commander. Don't ask me how this works.
Kouyou is unfortunately locked in the Port Mafia's basement because Golden Demon is a lot more destructive than Demon Snow was. (She's Q).
Chuuya attacks Dazai on the train (how Kyouka attacks Atsushi) though he's significantly less inclined to blow himself up. Unfortunately for him he winds up blown up anyway.
Mori gets to traumatized even more children - he gets to directly mentor Kyouka and Q, then Dazai, and Yosano.
Does Yosano join the Agency before or after Dazai? Yes.
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I really like your works! What about self-aware Kyuusaku, or maybe Francis? You can do whichever you want!
Baking pancakes (Fitzgerald and Kyuusaku)
Self-Aware! Strictly Platonic! Kyuusaku Yumeno x GN! Reader
Self-Aware! Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald x GN! Reader
Description: You spend time with Q and Fitzgerald. You three are baking pancakes.
Warning: OOC. Q's gender isn't specified. Fluff. English is my second language
You looked around the kitchen.
You close your eyes and shake your head.
Then, you open your eyes and looked around again.
The kitchen table with eight bags of flour, seven sticks of butter, nine big containers of milk, five bottles of syrup, five bottles of whipped cream, a few dozen eggs, and four bags of brown sugar had not disappeared.
You gaze at Fitzgerald and Q. Tycoon and kid looked a little bit ashamed.
"Francis, Q, do you realize, what is the main reason for dairy to be put on sale?"
Francis cleared his throat and answered.
"Well, [Y/N], do you think I have visited supermarkets every day? Or at all?"
Kyuusaku hugged their doll closer and utter:
"And I was..."
You raised your hand.
"Okay, let me rephrase my question. Why no one of you checked the expiration date?"
Fitzgerald and Q try their best not to look at you.
You sigh. These two
Who knew, that Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald, Leader of The Guild and Kyuusaku Yumeno, also known as Q, would become shopping buddies?
Francis, despite getting his fortune back, still enjoyed sales in shops. And Q liked chaos during sales.
You can't blame Francis. There was something special in Sales, and weren't thinking only about lower prices. Sometimes, you could find something interesting in during Sales, be it a good bag, nice clothes, interesting book, tasty food or so many others important or good things.
Today, Francis and Q have stumbled on a sale in your local supermarket. They returned home with bags full of products from sale. They got home. You helped them unpack. Only for you three to saw, that almost all products (except brown sugar, eggs and flour) will soon expire. And, by soon, you mean tomorrow.
That's how you three got in that situation.
Well, no use to just stand there.
"We three are transforming breakfast into dinner"
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"Francis, please, break eggs in a separate bowl. Pancakes with eggshells taste terrible. But have a nice crunch."
"Did eggshell got into your pancake on incident or Tetchou tried to cook again?"
"First, Tetchou not that bad of a cook. Second, it was a bet."
"How it ended?"
"With a lecture from Akiko and half-eaten pancakes in the garbage bin."
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"Kyuusaku, please, don't add too much sugar."
"Can I make a few pancakes that sweeter than others?"
"Made them on bunny-shaped pan."
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"Careful with flour, [Y/N]. You almost covered the whole table and my doll in it."
"Sorry... Achoo!"
"Bless you, [Y/N]"
"Thanks you two."
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"And Miss Louisa was wondering why we need four pancake pens. I was sure that they will be useful."
"Francis, in a house full of people there is no such thing as useless tableware, pan, clothes, shampoo and so on, and so forth.
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"Fitzgerald, are pancakes doing good?"
"Everything is great, [Y/N]. How's the last bowl of pancake butter?"
"Almost finished. Kyuusaku?"
"I am adding jam and whipped cream. No problems from my part."
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It took time. But, at the end, you three manage to bake enough pancakes to feed a small army.
You feel proud. You noticed, that two other 'cooks' also looked pleased.
Kyuusaku turned to you and Fitzgerald. They were wearing matching aprons with their doll.
"What we are going to cook next time? When we will cook together?"
You and Fitzgerald exchanged glances.
"Maybe, when we will be on a cooking duty next time. As for the food... I am not sure, my young friend. What do you think, [Y/N]?"
You shrug.
"Will see. Just, please, don't buy almost expired food on purpose. If you want to spend time together, just ask."
Fitzgerald's quiet laugh and Q's giggles were their only answer.
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