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mrpenguinpants · 3 years

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Xiao: First Kiss HCs

I’m so sorry it took me actually forever to reply to you. But I really hope you like this and it was somewhat worth the wait;; I tried really hard but ty for liking my Xiao content and yes! Let’s be absolute trash for Xiao. In this house we only believe in Xiao supremacy 💕💕

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Semi Part 1: Friendship

Semi Part 2: Falling in Love

Semi Part 3: Cuddles

Semi Part 4: Protective

Semi Part 5: Affection

Semi Part 6: Jealously

Semi Part 8: Opposites Attract

Semi Part 9: String of Fate [Soulmate] HCs

Semi Part 10: [ Fainting ]

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Childe Ver: First Kiss HCs

Venti & Kaeya: Mistletoe HCs

Venti, Xingqiu, and Razor: Kissing HCs

Considering how many more Xiao fics I need to write. This semi part link might not be a good idea lol. Also let’s ignore if I wrote in a kiss in a previous post haha.

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Xiao: First Kiss HCs

When you and Xiao first got together. It was a slow and steady process of learning each other boundaries and what felt comfortable. Xiao knew he was a difficult partner but you loved him and even becoming his friend was a slow and worthwhile adventure. It started off small leading from small handholding, to cuddling, to showing each other affection. But the one area that you both weren’t familiar in was kisses. He was an isolated adepti and you were an adventurer. You didn’t have any experience in being kissed and Xiao sure as hell didn’t either. Plus it was a lot more intimate and nerve wracking compared to holding hands and that was an hard hill to tackle in itself.

You didn’t mind that he wasn’t comfortable with initiating affection or never went in or talked about kisses. You were just happy that he was by your side and that your love was reciprocated. That he was comfortable in your presence and seemed content in your arms. It still made you a bit giddy when you reflected on how far you both came and that was enough for you. Xiao, on the other hand, couldn’t exactly say the same. While he was happy and he was content, he couldn’t help but feel that maybe your relationship was too one-sided? He knew that you were comfortable and okay with waiting for him to work out his issues and figuring out how to love again but he also really wanted to do more. He just wasn’t sure how to start.

It suddenly dawned on him one day when he saw you off on your next journey, that he had never really kissed you. Even a small goodbye kiss. It was usually you initiating affection or giving words of love and you always told him that it didn’t matter if he said it or not. His actions said more which always made him flush a bit. But on slow and quiet days where you were off on another adventure and Liyue was calm, he couldn’t help but let his mind wander to you. To your face, your bright eyes that would light up whenever you talked about the interesting sights you saw on your journey, the curve of your nose whenever he tapped it when you started to ramble on to much, your lips and how they would spread into a soft smile when it was just the two of you.

Xiao quickly flipped himself up into a sitting position and groaned into his hands. What was happening to him? He needed to take a walk to clear his mind again. He’s been going out a lot since he met you. He had faced an army of demons and fought in a war and yet this felt like the hardest challenge of his entire thousand year long life. He could almost hear Guizhong’s laughter at his predicament and her words of wisdom saying to take whatever problem he had and face it head on. Just without his spear. The spear needs to stay home.

So the next time you visited Wangshu Inn he asked for you to close your eyes. You complied but you were surprised, sitting by the railing facing Liyue up on the balcony. Was he going to gift you something? This was the first time he asked you to close your eyes but you trusted him. You could almost feel the anxiety waving off Xiao so you kept quiet and patient and waited for him to be ready.

He was ready. He could do this. You weren’t even looking at him so what was there to be worried about? He slowly leaned in, just hovering above your lips. But then he leaned back a bit, flushing red. He nearly chewed his lip before stopping since you probably didn’t want to taste blood. It wasn’t that he wasn’t ready or he thought that you would hate it, he was just nervous in messing up. What if his accidently transformed? What if he accidently pushed you off the railing? Even worse, what if someone showed up and saw you both like this?

Turns out he didn’t need to worry. Somewhat. Zhongli, who Xiao knew now was actually Rex Lapis in disguise, made a sudden appearance behind him. The whiplash of suddenly seeing his Master, the nervous butterfly’s fluttering in his stomach, and pep talk Xiao was trying to pound into his mind made him suddenly lurch forward and kiss you deeply. A bit too deeply as his little fangs nipped at your bottom lip.

“Zhongli!?”

“Rex Lapis?!”

You both quickly broke apart as your eyes flew open when you heard the man but also surprise at the sudden but, not completely unpleasant, pain and pressure on your lips. You could almost see the soul leave Xiao’s body when he spun around to see the surprised Zhongli. It was silent for a moment, all three of you just staring at each other. You were still processing what the hell just happened, Xiao was trying to find a way to astral project, and Zhongli was computing the fact that yes, the ever grumpy and “don’t touch me” yaksha both had a lover and was in the middle of...courting.

“Oh. My apologies. I wasn’t aware you were both occupied. I shall take my leave and visit another day then.” Zhongli simply nodded and left before you or Xiao could say anything. You both stared at the empty figure of where Zhongli was before you started to burst into laughter at the situation. You really felt bad, you did honestly, but with all the overwhelming emotions you couldn’t help but laugh.

“I’m...sorry. I didn’t know he was going to visit today,” Xiao muttered as he pressed his hand into his face and groaned at the embarrassing moment. You could see the tips of his ears were getting redder by the second which made you chuckle. For such a fearsome Yaksha he was really cute sometimes.

“It’s okay Xiao. I don’t mind. But are you alright?” you stifled the last of your giggles and reached out to pull him closer and remove his hand from his red face before cupping his cheek. He huffed but leaned into your hand. He really was sometimes like a cat.

“Are you hurt? Was I...too forward?” Xiao asked but he still wouldn’t look you in the eye. The floor was very interesting this afternoon. Wood was nice. Wood was good.

“No! It was...nice,” you answered, starting to go a bit pink yourself now before you felt a stinging pain in the corner of your lip, “Ah. I think you might accidently bit my lip though.”

“I see,” Xiao was now looking at you with his piercing eyes as he watched your small pink tongue brush over the corner of your bottom lip. His attention began to focus on that small part as the world seem to narrow down. Just the two of you. But unlike when you both would lie on top of the inn and watch the sun go down he felt hungry.

“Do you-”

Before you could ask anything Xiao suddenly pounced and pressed his lips against yours in a heated kiss. He took you by surprise but you quickly recovered as you gripped the purple ribbon on his back and yanked him forward as his hands slammed against the railing, trapping you. You felt his tongue press against your lips as you slowly opened them to let him in. It was overwhelming and you were sure if you hadn’t been grabbing onto the purple ribbon you would have fell over but then a sudden deep rumble snapped you out of your trance.

“Xiao? Are you...Are you purring?” you giggled when you got a tiny but of separation from the lack of air but he frowned at you, really it looked more like a pout, before leaning over once again. Just barely brushing over your lips as he whispered

“Meow”

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This isn’t even OOC anymore. I feel like I’m writing a fucking k-drama right now, what am I doing anymore? English? Huh? I do not compute.

I’ve just awakened something in me with Cat! Xiao and I am flying with it (and casually ignoring lore. Isn’t he a bird?). Heading straight for the stratosphere and you cannot stop me. Just gonna hide away in shame now don’t look at me.

Okay. Time to commit sleep for uh 2 hours lol. I’m really tired but I feel kinda proud of myself haha. Tomorrow’s fics are going to be Venti, Lisa and Diluc pairing, and Venti and Barbara pairing. Good night!

Oh, and yes there is a lot more Xiao content to come and uhh might continue this cat!xiao idea. Unless that’s too weird. I’m sorry don’t shame me pls 😰

my god tumble just work. i dont want to deal with you and your tags.

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vegetalass · 3 years

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I know you're not around much these days but if you ever decide to make a come back, I dont suppose youd do some HC about the rdr2 guys and times theyve got caught mastyrbating around camp? I love your thoughts so much they're hilarious and cute ☺👉👈

This ask is very sweet and I like the idea so I will do it... thanks for your kind words and making me smile, anon!!🥺❤️😘

Find me at @ihatebnha

Hope you enjoy!!

Arthur

Used to get caught a lot more than he does now

Because of such, Dutch and Hosea don’t really care on the rare occasion they do catch him just because it was pretty common when he was younger

They laugh about it between themselves

And when caught, Arthur just pretends it didn’t happen

He’s like, “I don’t touch myself, Jesus, who do you think I am?”

Or if John jokingly is like, “Saw you the other day, what were you thinking about?” Arthur just plays stupid

Stuff like “See me where?” or “See me what?”

And if the subject is pushed it turns into fighting (Arthur saying that John isn’t much better)

Arthur thanks the lord every day that Micah has never caught him in the act because he knows he’d never be able to live it down

And if a girl caught him… he’d probably never be able to look them in the eyes again

Probably jacks off being going to sleep or if he’s alone at camp

John

He has a lot less shame about masturbating, but he’s definitely even more private about the subject than Arthur

He doesn’t really deny it, but he definitely pulls a “You didn’t see shit!!” Even if the person very obviously DID

Also probably gets caught more than not… It’s just at this point, people have stopped commenting on it

Dutch definitely jokingly plays the “Poor Abigail…” card all the time

It makes John (and Abigail) sooooooooo mad

Honestly, I feel like when people catch him, he yells at them but doesn’t bother to stop

Thinks it’s their fault and not his because it was OBVIOUS what he was doing and they still didn’t bother to check or knock

This has caused fights with almost everyone

It’s a “what did you expect” type moment

The only time he’d ever apologize to is if it’s you or another girl who catches him, and even then he would probably never want to see you again out of embarrassment

Hence why John probably just leaves camp and finds a secluded area to jerk off now(good luck to those who wander away from the fire)

Charles

We love Charles because he just jerks it when he’s bathing in a river or something

Out of everyone, he’s the least likely to get caught, and on the rare occasion that he is, is also the most willing to laugh it off

I feel like this is because he’s the one who accidentally catches other people so he knows it’s not a big deal

He’s so quiet no one knows he’s there until it’s too late

Gets called a peeper because of this… even though Charles doesn’t want to catch people any more than they want to be caught

If a girl caught him, he’d try to hide himself before approaching them later to formally apologize

It’s kinda weird… Just be like Arthur and pretend it didn’t happen babe!!

If Dutch or Micah ever caught him doodling it, they’d never let it go and tease him until wit’s end

“So Charles is human after all!” is the type of shit they’d say and he’d literally want to pass away

Dutch, Molly hasn’t had one single orgasm the entire time she’s been with you so BE QUIET

Most likely to masturbate when he’s bathing or when he’s away from camp and alone on missions

Micah

Everybody at camp has to pray that they don’t catch Micah masturbating

He has no shame and does not care what people see

He’s the “What? I have needs!” and “You do it, too!” guy... which honestly, isn’t even bad logic

It’s just when people actually walk in on him he doesn’t really seem bothered… which is kinda freaky

If it’s you or heaven forbid, another girl, he says “Quit staring, either help a man out or leave”

And if it’s Arthur or anyone else, “I knew you were a nasty bastard”

Like… Micah… you’re the one who isn’t ashamed!!!

Too bold for his own good and eventually Dutch probably has to get involved

They have one of those “man to man” talks where Dutch is like “Micah… You know… Men… We keep our business in private…”

Everyone at camp pretends they’re not eavesdropping on the conversation

It’s the only time Micah listens to complaints, and even though he forces himself to calm down on the lewd rudeness, he is still jacking it off whenever the urge arises

Rubs one out in his tent whenever he feels like it

Dutch

To give Dutch credit for something, he doesn’t jack off very often

Partially because he gets down with Molly a lot, but also because he considers himself to have dignity and doesn’t want to ruin that

The only people who’ve really caught him rubbing one out are Hosea and Arthur, and they probably let it go pretty quick after an apology

Most because Dutch is pretty polite about it

“A man’s business is a man’s business” or some BS like that

So when he does masturbate, it’s a calculated and timed move that he makes when he’s pretty sure no one is around

Also willing to laugh it off when he catches someone else masturbating, mostly because he raised two teenage boys, so in a way, he’s used to seeing it on the daily

God forbid is another girl catches him, though, because he’d also pull them aside to apologize

LET IT GO, KING!!!

Jerks off only when he’s desperate and camp is empty

Kieran

King of bad luck

I can see him with a pretty low libido, but probably gets caught making juice the first time he tries it at camp

He was lucky it was just Charles who saw, who thankfully, didn’t say anything about it

But still, it scares the absolute crap out of him and his desire to jack off gets even lower than it was already

Probably stupidly thinks that masturbating is dirty or a sin or something that somebody told him when he was a boy

And if a girl ever caught him, even if they didn’t realize what was happening, he’d just have a heart attack and die

Like he’d literally pack up his stuff and go

Everyone at camp: We’ve all seen Micah twisting it so we don’t care

Kieran: UHHHHH

Also gets teased by Micah and Dutch for it, except their comments are like “Aw, don’t be shy, be a man!” or “I’m sure you’ll find yourself a woman one day…”

Again, Kieran just passes away

Jerks off when he’s alone with the horses in a field and no one is around

Javier

Hasn’t been caught yet despite the fact that everyone knows he jacks off ALL THE TIME

Kinda proud of himself for this fact, too

If it’s the middle of the day and he’s in his tent, he’s busy

Usually can his volume to a minimum, but if he knows no one is around, he doesn’t mind letting it out

Charles, of course, hears it the one time he’s not on a team mission

He’d definitely not going to stop is someone catches him, but he has the decency to cover himself up

Especially if it’s a lady

We like him because he’s not going to acknowledge it happened later but he will apologize in the moment

Says some shit like, “Sorry, princess…” jdsfhksd

If another guy tries to tease him for it, he’ll take it in stride and just tease back

Especially because he knows he’s not as bad as Micah or John who get caught ALL THE TIME

Prefers to rub one out before bed but he’s not really picky as long as it’s in his tent and he has a way to clean up

Sean

Everyone’s had a run in with Sean when his dick’s been out

It’s practically a camp joke that everyone has a story about it

He’s another guy who jacks off when bathing in the river, except he’s:

1. Not secretive about it

2. Bathes all the time

Sean leaves the water hole and everyone knows that they shouldn’t go back in there until the water is washed away

Pretty vocal, too, so you always sorta know when you should avoid certain areas

The only time he’s ever embarrassed is when a girl catches him

Turns bright red, starts stuttering, looking for anything to cover himself up with while apologizing

That being said, he only feels bad because he feels like he ruined his chances of being friendly with them

Gets teased by the other boys for it but enjoys the attention, plus loves teasing right back

“Oh hush you, you love looking at me,” type stuff

He’s a lil nasty but he keeps it fun and fresh

Jacks off before bathing, and sometimes in his tent if he’s desperate or is already clean.

#red dead redemption 2 headcanons #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan x reader #rdr2 x reader #rdr2 headcanons #anon #ask #anonymous #this was so fun!!!

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uhhhhsmut · 3 years

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roommates with bakugo (pt.3)

1 week later

living with katsuki had not been the best. his constant yelling and wanting everything perfect made you just wanna leave.

he’d yell at you about the littlest stuff and at practice he didn’t make it any better. everytime you and him were training he’d just try to box you.

you were at the gym right now, getting ready for practice. it was raining outside. like pouring. once you were done you went onto practice to train. you had a match today and you knew you had to win or you’d hear katsukis mouth.

you found out that he was the top boxer of the group and figured out why he had gained hatred towards you. to him, you were a threat and competition. you didn’t see why he was this mad but you were not about to let him just walk all over you. you’ll have to humble him. his ego is too big.

you made it out of the gym and headed to your match.

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you were now in the locker room and you were warming up. kirishima was helping you out and you could feel katsukis eyes on you. katsuki had told you to call him bakugo but you refused and he yelled everytime you called him katsuki.

kirishima hung around katsuki a lot. they were somewhat best friends. kirishima started to talk to you, “Don’t worry about bakugo he’s really uhhh...competitive. i promise he’s not always like that it’s just you’re uhh very different from what he’s used to and his anger gets out of control at time.” he told you and you looked over at bakugo, he averted his attention somewhere else.

“by different you mean i talk back to him when he’s wrong right?...look i’m trying my hardest not to hate him but that’ll only last so long.” you said putting on your boxing gloves. kirishima nodded his head understanding what you had said. you didn’t care, katsuki was very hostile towards everyone and you weren’t letting it slide. you felt that he needed to learn how to control himself or you and him would be arguing for the longest.

before going onto the ring katsuki walked up to you. he fixed your helmet and made sure your gloves fit. he acted as if he didn’t want to do it, you thought maybe coach aizawa made him do so. you had no problem with him watching over you as long as he didn’t open his mouth.

“good luck idiot. don’t lose.” he said avoiding eye contact with you and you rolled your eyes smiling. “thank you. you don’t have to be nice to me if you don’t want dummy. i’ll deal with you and your attitude either way.”

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anddddd you won. your cheek was bleeding a little but that was it. your body felt so heavy now. you smiled at the audience as cheering and screaming came from the crowd. this was your favorite part. hearing the crowds screams. coach aizawa smiled patting you on your head.

you headed back into the locker room with the coach to be flooded with congratulations and good jobs. your smile was big and you were really happy. kirishima lifted you onto his shoulders, taking you by surprise. you placed your hands into his hair. “DONT DROP ME.” you exclaimed and laughter escaped his lips. “I won’t. i promise.” you laughed and told everyone thank you. from the corner of your eye you could see katsuki looking at you. kirishima put you down and instantly squeezed you.

you had become close with kirishima but it was on the friendly bases. his arms wrapped around you tightly and you smiled.

“i’m proud of you.” he said ruffling your hair with his hand. “thank you. i really appreciate it.” you said wrapping your arms around his neck. you pulled away and started to get ready to leave. the locker room started to empty out as more people started to leave and soon enough you were the last one left.

you felt someone hit the back of your head, “good job dummy.” you heard katsukis voice say as he walked in front of you to leave out.

“i told you not to touch me.” you yelled and he was already out of the door. you let put a frustrated sigh gathering your things.

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you made it home after stopping to get some ice cream. you were exhausted and knowing you’d have to come home to katsuki was even worse. you headed up the elevator. the common area was filled with people watching the basketball game that came on tonight. you noticed mina.

“heyyy y/n. congratulations on your win. wanna join us?” she asked and you smiled apologetically as you shook your head no. “boxing always drains my energy. thanks for the congratulations and the offer though.” you told her and she nodded her head understanding and went back to watching the game. you opened the door to your apartment, witnessing katsuki on the couch with reading glasses on. he had on a black tank top with a pop sickle in his mouth, typing away at his mac book.

he didn’t bother with looking at you, you walked past him. “no shoes in the house.” he said and you sighed. “stop talking to me.” you told him closing the door to your room. you took off your shoes then started to run some bath water. you took off your shirt and pants and realized the heat was on. you groaned and thought about what you’d say to katsuki when you got out the bath. the rain outside had you relaxed but the heat inside had you angry.

you went into the bathroom and stepped in the water and you were instantly relaxed. your body was aching and you had to bandage up your cheek when you got out. your mind wandered off to anything. you thought about how your parents hated boxing because it was a “dangerous sport”. but without it your anger was hard to tame and the pills the doctors gave you didn’t help. your parents loved the money boxing brought in but now that they’re not receiving the money, their opinions on you doing it got worse.

you sighed letting your hair down. now you had to live with someone who acted exactly like you. you didn’t realize that katsuki is the version of you without boxing. he’s how you would’ve turned out if you didn’t box.

you wondered what his problem was though. he boxed but for some reason he still acted out of control. you noticed something crawling on the wall and realized it was a spider. you jumped out of the bath, wrapping a towel around your body and went into the living room to get bakugo.

“THERES A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM. ITS ON THE WALL. HURRY UP AND KILL IT.” you told him and he looked at you angrily.

“you’ve got water on the fucking carpet-

you grabbed his arm, pulling him off the couch and forcing him into the bathroom. “you see that? kill it. now. before i slap you.” you told him seriously. he grunted taking off his shoe, smashing it. he looked back at you.

“you could’ve did it yourself.” he told you and you rolled your eyes as he walked out. “CLEAN UP THAT WATER OFF THE FLOOR TOO.” he yelled from the living room. great. you got back in the bath but it didn’t feel the same so you just washed up and got out. you went into your room after cleaning up and turned on some music, you rubbed baby oil all over your body and put on a tank top the showed your under boob a little but you didn’t care cause you didn’t plan on going out of your room.

you grabbed a pair of grey biker shorts and put them on. you looked at yourself in your mirror and dabbed a alcohol wipe on your cut then put two of those white butterfly bandaids that closed your cut. to you they had worked better than the band aids that covered up the cut fully. you rubbed cocoa butter on your skin and put some chapstick on your lips. you left your hair in it’s curly state. the rain started to pour harder and you put on a pair of white nike socks.

you seen a notification pop up on your phone.

mina> denki thinks that bakugo likes you. please tell me you don’t like that arrogant idiot.

you smiled shaking your head.

you> i don’t like him mina. he’s not right for me. ask denki what made him think that.

mina> he says he’s started started to notice the sexual tension between you too. he says bakugos always staring at you and stuff. i kinda think he’s right y\n. you’re the only one he hates as much as he does.

your cheeks heated up as you read the text. sexual tension?

you> he only hates me because i know how to handle him and plus i’m competition to him.

mina> that just proves my point even more. you’re the only one who knows how to handle him and he knows that. that’s why he hates you so much. before you came...he was way worse. he was fighting everyday. you’ve calmed him down a lot. we all can see it- denki

you sighed.

you> why are you telling me this?

mina> because you 2 have potential and you should tell each other how you feel because not doing so could make things worse sooner or later. he likes you a lot. i promise. he’s just not very good at expressing it. anger is the only emotion he knows and now that you’re here you’ve changed that a lot- denki.

you heard your door open realizing it was katsuki you turned off your phone and looked at him.

“your food is ready. come on.” he said before walking out. what denki said still lingered on your mind. you got down from your little chair and walked out of your room following katsuki to the kitchen.

you watched him as he transferred the ramen in the pot into the bowl. you sat down at the counter. you took in katsukis features. his red eyes were very intimidating, almost daring. his jawline was perfect and his body matched his personality. his muscles were always showing and his hands were very large and very lewd thoughts crossed your mind. you could feel yourself start to get moist. you shamed yourself for it. you were letting what denki said get to your head.

“stop staring and eat.” you heard him say, snapping you out of your thoughts and you stayed quiet. thinking about him like that was idiotic. you hated him more than anything, at least that’s what you tried to convince yourself.

you started to eat the ramen he had made for you and it was very good. you watched him use his chopsticks to eat and you wanted to know how to use them.

he looked over at you, “Why aren’t you eating?” you placed your hands in your lap embarrassed, “i don’t know how to use chopsticks. i’m not originally from japan like the rest of you.” he started laughing, “you don’t know how to use chopsticks?” you looked at him angrily.

“obviously. didn’t i just state that?” you asked and he sighed, “is your mouth always this smart?” he asked and you rolled your eyes. you weren’t even being smart. he got out of his chair and came behind you, placing his hand at your waist and he placed his right hand on top of yours. this contact made your heart race, “I-I told you not to touch me again dummy.”

“do you want to learn how to use chopsticks or not?” he asked and you stayed silent. “that’s what i thought. now do as i say.” he demanded. he showed you how to use the chopsticks. it was surprisingly easy and you realized how impatient katsuki was. everytime you’d get it wrong, his grip on your waist tightened and his voice got louder.

you were now finished eating and was cleaning up in the kitchen. katsuki was back on the couch doing whatever he was doing on his computer. once you were done cleaning you decided to make you some some sweet tea.

you heard katsuki come into the kitchen. “what are you doing?” he asked.

“making sweet tea.” you said softly getting out the lemons.

“when you’re done pour me a cup. i turned off the heat but that’s it. i’m not turning on the air. that’s too cold.” he said and you turned around to see him sitting at the island top counter. why was he being so nice?

“why are you being nice?” you asked, he turned his head. “i’m not being nice. the team told me to “ease up on you”. i’m not doing this because i like you or any bull shit like that.” he stated and you nodded your head going back to making the tea. he just had to let it be known.

once you were finished with the tea. you grabbed two wood cups and your tank top slightly lifted up as you did. you poured the tea inside the cups and walked over to him handing him his cup. you watched him drink it.

“it’s good now stop looking at me like that.” he said and you smiled drinking your tea. it was good. your mother had taught you how to make it when you were a child.

you stood at the far end of the counter drinking your tea. you were leaned over with your shoulders on the counter, scrolling through twitter as you did.

you hadn’t realized how silent the apartment was. nothing but the sound of rain hitting the windows filled your ears. you laughed softly at a meme you saw. katsuki looked over at you as he placed his cup in his sink.

you went over to place yours in the sink too. you rinsed his and your cup out, putting it back in the cabinet, your shirt slightly raised again.

“are you doing that on purpose?” you heard him ask. “may i ask what you’re talking about?” you said focusing on the new text you got from kirishima. you felt katsukis presence behind you. he closed the cabinet and took your phone.

this made your blood boil, you turned around and once you realized how close you were you froze up. “why are you texting kirishima?“ he asked and you rolled your eyes.

“why are you worried about who i’m texting?” you asked and he looked down at you. you tried grabbing your phone but he raised hit above his head.

“do you and kirishima have something going on?” he asked and you sighed trying to figure out what he was getting at.

“why? are you jealous?” you asked jokingly but katsuki seemed to take this serious, his jaw clenched and he dropped your phone on the floor. your eyes went wide and you looked at him as if he was crazy. you were about to slap him but he grabbed your wrist and wrapped his other hand around your neck. his lips met yours and that once anger you had for him disappeared.

his lips were soft and he was a very good kisser, the hand that held your wrist was now at your waist, he kissed you eagerly as if he had been wanting to do this for the longest.

he placed kisses along your jawline, “you tease me with the shit you wear and expect me not to react.” you decided to give him the silence treatment. he growled in your ear, his lips touched your neck and your lips parted surprised at how good this felt. you placed your hand at the back of his head, rubbing your fingers through his head.

you could feel yourself getting moist by the second, “damn right, i’m jealous. look at you” he told you sucking the skin on your neck. you let out a soft moan and you could feel katsuki smile against you skin. he dragged his kisses along your collarbone. his hand went up your tank top, squeezing your breast. up until now you hated how big your breast was. his hands was large enough to cover them, that’s all that mattered to you now.

“you enjoy this, don’t you?” he asked lifting you up, cuffing your butt. your arms wrapped around his neck. he took you in his room and placed you on his bed. you watched him take off his shirt, waiting for whatever he was gonna give you. the window view in his room showed his whole room. the rain hitting the window, the sounds of the rain made things so

much better and the view was beautiful.

bakugo grabbed your chin bringing your face towards his. he kissed you passionately biting your bottom lip before his hand raised your shirt. you knew this defied everything you once stated about him but you needed this and the wait for him was too prolonged. you knew deep down that this is what you wanted from you. during arguments him doing this crossed your mind so many times.

he took your breast in his mouth, lightly sucking on them. you placed your hand in the back of his head, moaning at how good his tongue felt on your nipple. he twirled his tongue around your nipple, sucking it before pulling it with his mouth making it bounce back. he did the same to your other one.

he started to place kisses down your stomach. he pulled your shorts off. you didn’t have on any panties and he smiled cockily, “did you know that i wanted a taste?” he asked and you rolled your eyes with your cheeks tinted a bright pink. “no. idiot.” you said and he laughed quietly pulling you towards his mouth. somehow he still annoyed you during moments like this.

he used his thumb to run your clit, dragging his finger between your folds. teasing you as he kissed in between your thighs. he was teasing you.

“k-katsuki.” you moaned lightly. “i need you to tell me what you want me to do and i’ll do it.” he said and you swallowed hard. “i-i want you to lick it.” you whispered and he looked up at you, “lick what? you’ve gotta be specific” he asked and you told him clearer this time, “fuck katsuki. i want you to eat my pussy.” you told him and he smiled. “that’s all you had to say.”

he licked his lips before before he moved his tongue in between your folds. you moaned, throwing your head back. he wrapped his arms around your thighs. once he got to the top, he licked your clit. he gave small licks before deliberately sucking your pussy, pulling your folds with his mouth then going back to licking between them. then he began to twirl his tongue around your clit, making eye contact with you before he started to suck it.

your back arched and you moaned louder at how good his tongue felt. he stuck his tongue inside you and your moans slowly turned into whimpers. your hand went back to his hair as you watched him eat your pussy whimpering. you could feel yourself reaching your climax and you couldn’t take it any longer.

“katsuki. i’m about to c-cum-

his fingers dug into your skin making sure you weren’t going anywhere and he started to eat you as if you were his last meal. his tongue moved sloppily against your pussy and your legs started to shake and you slightly felt that you had to pee, but you moaned loudly and a clear liquid came from inside you as you came.

you looked down in shock. bakugo licked up all of the access juices from your pussy. a string of your juices came from his chin as he lifted his head. he licked his lips, wiping the corners of his mouth, sucking his thumb. he looked at you and smiled, “is this your first time squirting?” he asked and you nodded your head. he kissed you on your forehead and you looked at his pants to see him on hard. he noticed and he put back on his shirt.

“don’t worry about it. this is my way of congratulating you on your win and plus. this was for me, not you. i wanted a taste.”

#katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugo x reader #smut

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shecallsmesammy · 5 years

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Some things I love about you, @juicedoranged .

1. The way every day has a afternoon nap as a requirement. You're always down to cuddle

2. When I say something dumb and you tell me you love me. It reminds me that even in my silliest moments you care.

3. No matter what I hand you be it my laptop or a game you get absorbed into it and I can just watch you be.

4. You're competitive. In a good way. When we play together you always want to do the absolute best and you hate losing

5. The way you complain when I dont cuddle you while I sleep. It makes me feel like you need me even when I'm not conscious

6. The way you make me jealous but playfully and then I will get upset and you will smother me with attention.

7. When you dance. Especially when it's in the kitchen while we, you, make breakfast.

8. When you post something about me just because you are proud of me.

9. The way that you're still a little nervous. If you're sad in the night and you're afraid to wake me dont be. Go all out! Throw water at me! Anything! The moment I see you need me I'm there.

10. That you love me in a way I have never known.

11. It's never too soon for anything. You want to try everything and it feels like there are no boundaries.

12. You go out of your way to make me happy

13. You get upset when I dont do things like open the door for you and it's cute

14. @juicedoranged

15. When you get upset you want me to spam you with everything I've got until you talk to me. Deep down you want me to be there for you when you try push me away.

16. You can't push me away. Sometimes you try but I always come back and you appreciate it.

17. Being away from me makes it feel like you genuinely miss me. That every moment apart is unbearable.

18. You want a photo of me in every moment. And it's not a photo of us but of me. It shows that you are infatuated with me.

19. I can feed you anything I pull out of the cupboard and you're happy.

20. There's no limit to how much I can annoy you or how upset I can be. You always want me no matter what.

Gonna try do these continuously and add more as they come. I love you for you @juicedoranged

21. You always stand up for me. For us.

22. You always argue with me. You want to be right and dont care if you're wrong but I love feeling the fire in your eyes.

23. You say what's on your mind no matter how saucy it is.

24. I love the way you stare at me but the minute I force you into eye contact you get nervous.

25. I love the way that when you're mad i can call you a thousand times and eventually you will answer because each call makes you want to more and more. I love the way you always answer in the end.

26. I love the way you love me.

27. The way you will end a call when you argue but always answer when I phone back.

28. The way you love your friends. You are so full of love.

29. I love it when you give me attention even when you're busy. You're always free to love me.

30. I love that you're with me and I love it more when you're here beside me.

31. You always have food when we have a phone call. You hungry!

32. Gotta make you laugh and snort like a piggy. Oink oink you're mine girl.

33. You have to be right. All the time or you sulk. And no we can't both be right. Plus you can't pronounce regatta.

34. I love your middle name. Plus I like saying your initials outloud like it's a word.

35. No matter why a phone call starts it always ends with the biggest smile on my face. Even hearing you laugh over the phone is like ecstasy.

36. Hot damn can you overthink. It's cute though. Talk about doing more than the bare minimum.

37. You get really upset seeing the lives people from under privileged backgrounds live. You're very humble.

38. You always enjoy a good sexual innuendo. Amongst other sexual things.

39. You find blood to be very aesthetic.

40. You like to plan things out and i love the idea of you planning things out with me.

41. You love English. You love finding ways to correct my English. I love seeing how passionate you can be about the things you love.

42. You are an amazing artist, an incredibly talented individual. The world is not ready for the caliber what you have to offer.

43. God the way you speak about the megalodon. I love how sucked in you can get.

44. I love how often I find new things to love about you. I love learning about you.

45. I love how you take interest in my interests. Even if they are not your own.

46. You love French music. It's so cliche.

47. You love cliche night outs. Dinner and ice skating. Every moment with you is special.

48. You're an incredibly light sleeper but still need the comfort and cuddles during the night. You're like a cute little baby having nightmares.

49. Your eyes drive me bonkers. Never have I been so captivated someone's eyes. Wow.

50. The fact that this post is barely a week old and I've already named 50 things i love about you.

51. You are some dark souls level of difficult!

52. The way you bite me as hard as you like bit complain when i do the same to you. Yes you bite me that hard.

53. The way you try so hard not to let yourself feel sometimes. I really want you to feel.

54. If i leave you alone for 2 minutes at a party you will find a way to get as drunk as humanly possible.

55. When you’re drunk you deny things like there is no tomorrow.

56. You are so difficult in the morning. I thought I was hard to wake up but you! ah!

57. You will go out of your way to show people you are with me. To show them you have a boyfriend,

58. The way I can sob on your chest and its ok. I apologize for it but its still ok because you’re there for me.

59. You hold me when it rains or when there is a lot of thunder. You love me regardless of my fears and you make me feel so safe in your arms.

60. The times you get really feisty. With me. Where you tell me what you want and I give it to you.

61. The fact that for the first time in so long it feels like I have someone and always will have them.

62. You nasty. I love our competitions of who can smell the worst!

63. The way you jump from a scare in a horror no matter how much you claim its not scary!

64.The way you get embarrassed when I stare at you. I cant help it.

65. The way your tears run down your cheek. The way they glide. Its beautiful.

66. The way you walk around my room to see if you forgot anything and still miss multiple things. Tired nunu cant focus.

67. You have no shame about the hickeys or the scratch marks you give me. You don’t care who sees them. Until my mom does!

68. My body feels like it belongs up against yours. Its like a perfectly fitting puzzle piece.

69. The way you fuck me.

70. The way that even if you don’t see a purpose or feel a sense of belonging i know that you belong in my life purely because of the amount of joy you give me.

71. The face you make when you concentrate.

72. The way you play with cats is too cute.

73. You would play games with me till the sky turns dark.

74. You're willing to sit with me in an emergency room when I do something stupid.

75. Seeing you spend time with my family makes me so fucking happy baby.

76. You cant keep your hands off me even when I sleep.

77. Waking up with you is like waking up with a sunrise of my own every morning.

78. You like to clean. Even my room. It bothers you and its cute.

79. You dont like it when someone thinks bad of you.

80. Every second with you fills my heart with more joy than every day without you. I cant wait to see you again.

81. You are willing to be friends with my friends.

82. When you're upset if I hold you long enough you calm down and it makes me feel like I comfort you.

83. You some how make fun of me in a way that I can laugh too!

84. Sex can be extra messy with you. Fuck is it hot in here.

85. You either take the mosquito bites for me or hunt them while I sleep.

86. That you love me and I swear I just know you do.

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WWE Elimination Chamber 2019 - Preview & Predictions

Kofi Kingston vs Jeff Hardy vs The New Daniel Bryan (c) vs AJ Styles vs Randy Orton vs Samoa Joe: Elimination Chamber Match For The WWE Championship

First things first I really am not a fan of the champion being in the match this close to Wrestlemania, for me this should be a match to determine his Mania opponent with him watching on. In reality when Seth Rollins won the Rumble Bryan should have been begging Seth to choose him to save him from going in the Chamber, but that makes too much sense soooo....

When looking at potential winners I think we can rule out Jeff straight away, hasn't really been doing anything important lately and isnt on a run of quality matches, would be an extreme wildcard if picked. The second person to rule out is Orton, very similar to Jeff in that he’s doing a whole lot of nothing recently, and he’s VERY happy to be doing little. I think it would be obvious to anyone that he’s at that stage of his career where he’s sailing along counting the cash, knowing they dont seem willing to trust him with a title and at the same time he doesn't want that responsibility too.

Next up is Kofi, now Kofi SHOULD be at the front of the list of guys to rule out initially but that freshness is there with Kofi having not been around the title picture, and his performance this past week on Smackdown showed everyone how right it was to put him in that position. Do I think he wins and goes on a long title reign? Nope. Do I think there’s a slim chance he wins and goes on a celebratory streak that leads to him dropping the title back to Bryan at Mania? Very possibly.

Samoa Joe, my favourite guy in the match and the one I think deserves a good, solid run with the belt turning away challengers in great PPV matches every month to take me back to his Ring Of Honor title run so that we can again hear crowds chanting ‘the champ is here!!’ One of the big problems for me is that the title feud after Mania isnt very clear as the line of solid faces isnt that strong, if Joe wins the belt he needs to destroy afew of them which greatly limits their options......but then again there is another superstar shakeup coming soon......

Next up is AJ Styles, now for me I dont have AJ get the belt for awhile after the LOOOONNNNGGGG reign he had recently, nothing to do with him or his talent but he needs time away from it and they need to develop a big juicy feud for him to sink his teeth into to keep him occupied away from the belt.

And finally there’s Daniel Bryan the reigning champion, I really cant look past him to retain and if he doesn't it will be pretty harsh on him, plus they dropped some decent cash on that new title. I see him just retaining tonight, be that with the help of Rowan or a returning Luke Harper im not sure but he will/should leave with Daisy. Then we get another multi man match on Smackdown to determine his Mania opponent, hopefully they go a different route as this time of year has way too many multi man matches just to get guys on the card, a tournament maybe that spans over the next month would be a wise move - BRYAN

Sasha Banks/Bayley vs Sonya Deville/Mandy Rose vs Naomi/Carmella vs Nia Jax/Tamina vs Liv Morgan/Sarah Logan vs Peyton Royce/Billie Kay: Elimination Chamber Match To Determine The First WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions

This could be rough, and long, fingers crossed the good workers are in alot and work with each other.

In terms of winners here we really should only be looking between the Boss and Hug Connection and Jax/Tamina, the first team have been built the longest with the deepest history and journey to get here. The second team are the biggest and management think Jax is a heat machine so would love to see the crowds react to her beating their favourites to the belts, just a shame she has to team with the female Big Vis.

I could see an outside chance of the others winning apart from Carmella and Naomi who seem embarrassed to have been paired together with so many other women being injured or in roles so couldn't contend here. That’s not to say I think they will as this is pretty sown up between the original pair.

For me it comes down to it the company want to team Trish Stratus up with Lita at Mania to go against Banks/Bayley, as Lita seems to be up and down in her past few appearances and its a big ask to be ready in a big way for their biggest show of the year. If not, then I see the heels winning leading to Banks/Bayley finally getting the belts infront of more eyes at Wrestlemania - JAX/TAMINA

Ronda Rousey (c) vs Ruby Rose: WWE Raw Women’s Title Match

Sadly this match isnt getting the focus I think it deserves due to them hyping Ronda’s Mania match more with its build, I really rate Ruby and think she should be a big threat to the title down the road but not right now.

The problem here with that is that this bout shouldn't go long, people know there wont be a title change so why drag it out, but at the same time it could hurt Ruby if Ronda destroys her in 3 minutes.......and I very much bet on that happening and the angle with Charlotte lasting longer than the actual bout - ROUSEY

The Miz & Shane McMahon (c) vs The Usos: WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match

Im really not a fan of the Miz/Shane team and with the recent incident with Jimmy it looks like a title change is lower than expected, I still have hopes it occurs though.

This feels like a match that has to be here but really is building to a multi team bout at Mania again sadly - MIZ/MCMAHON

Lio Rush & Bobby Lashley (c) vs Finn Balor: WWE Intercontinental Championship Match 2 On 1

Usually I would go with the heels to sneak the win even with the man advantage, but here im thinking Finn pulls out the win by pinning Rush and takes the title. This leads to Bobby moaning about not taking the fall and Balor agree’s to fight him one on one at Mania, but, that probably changes as there’s Fastlane between now and then so this will probably be very different by then - BALOR

Braun Strowman vs The Baron: No DQ Match

Jesus Christ stop with these shitty matches!!! I dont want anymore between these two as The Baron drags him down!! - STROWMAN

Buddy Murphy (c) vs Akira Tozawa: WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match - Kickoff Show

This should be awesome, gutted its on the kick off show and not the main card, just drop Strowman/The Baron or the Smackdown tag match and replace them with this give them 13-15 minutes and enjoy - MURPHY

This really is a strange card, for me the kick off match is going to be the best thing on the show, with others bringing more of a storyline driven match rather than great wrestling.

This PPV as well as Fastlane are going to be exactly the same in being builders to Wrestlemania so dont fully expect for the feuds to finish and end cleanly, if anything alot could annoy people with shitty finishes after sitting through 10 + minutes of a bout.

The big news coming out of this show will be dominated by the angle between Rousey and Charlotte after her match, so hopefully they have something different lined up than whats been done previously with Becky Lynch.

Hope everyone enjoys the show, with the women main eventing and other wrestlers plans being developed

Bye for now

Andy

#WWE #raw #smackdown #Elimination Chamber #nxt #Ronda Rousey #charlotte #becky lynch #women #tag team #Daniel Bryan #AJ Styles #samoa joe #sasha banks #bayley #nia jax #tamina snuka

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