‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
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The person next to me in the train station is eating dicks and it smells so damn good
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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never stop reminding your girl how much you want her
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my bed is my cloud and i’m the little angel that sleeps on it
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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