Hey there! Your RDR2 headcanons are fantastic, and Iām itching for more! Iām not sure if youāre still active, but if you are... Could I possibly request some Arthur, Javier, Charles, and/or Sean headcanons about a tall female/gender neutral reader who is insecure about their height? SFW or NSFW welcome. š
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ArthurĀ
This man is fucking stupidĀ
For all the insecurities he has regarding himself, he definitely isnāt going to be aware about ANY of yours
And he definitely isnāt going to notice anything is upsetting you unless you specifically tell himĀ
And even then, heās not really going to understand why youāre insecure in the first place
This is mostly because he doesnāt think you have flaws. If he doesnāt see anything wrong with you, then clearly you donāt either and whatever it is thatās bothering you doesnāt matter and therefore isnāt important or will go away on itās ownĀ
Honestly, in Arthurās mind, he has bigger fish to fry than worry about whether his girl is short or tall
If he likes you and did enough to get you to like him back (especially since he has a lot of baggage), then thatās all that matters
If you bring it up with him, however, itās big dumbass hours
āArthur, Iām just soā¦ tall! Doesnāt that bother you?ā
āTall is strong. Strong is good.āĀ
āButā¦ I donāt look like a lady.. Like Tilly and Mary-Beth and Karen and all them other girlsā¦ Doesnāt that bother you?āĀ
āWhy would I want you to look like themā¦?āĀ
It takes awhile, but if you keep it up it probably does get to the point where he realizes youāre genuinely insecure, especially if heās been brushing it off for a while and your mood starts being affected
Itās then that heāll pull you aside and just explain to you that he couldnāt give a damn what you look like, since youāre wayyyyyyy out of his league anyway
Probably does that thing where he talks to you for like an hour about how the lifestyle you live is dangerous and love is fleeting so all that matters is that you have each other and blah blah blahĀ
And you have to be like ā¦. āArthurā¦. hushā¦āĀ
Honestly, even when heās aware that youāre insecure about your height, not much is gonna change EXCEPT heāll probably try to pick you up wayyyyy more oftenĀ
Which would be weird except for the fact he can totally do it no sweatĀ
(because I meanā¦ look at this dudeā¦.)Ā
You scream and tell him to put you down and heās like āWhat? Think I canāt pick up my woman? Iām a lil offendedā¦āĀ
And then heāll just wrap your legs around his torso and you have to hold on for dear life because heās not gonna put you down
Overall, Arthur is too much of an outlaw with abandonment issues to worry about looks. Franklyā¦ he sees woman he likesā¦ he gets bonerā¦ Itās pretty simple.Ā
CharlesĀ
Charles isā¦ both more and less helpful than ArthurĀ
He definitely takes the same approach of likeā¦ āTall = Strong, which is GOOD,ā but heās so casual about it that itās honestly not going to be that reassuringĀ
You try to bring it up once or twice and he justā¦ doesnāt really get that itās an insecurity and not something that can be solved with a simple, logical answer
He kinda just assumes that since youāre together, you already know he likes how you lookĀ
(Because he really, truly does)
So he wonders why he would need to say anything to you about it other than something like, āyou look fine,ā if you brought it up
This is okay for the most partā¦ but on the days when youāre more bummed out about it than usual, it can be really annoying
Plus, getting him into the zone where he can talk about feelings is pretty hard
Not that heās not willing to, I just think he doesnāt automatically know when youāre trying to have a heart to heart vs. when youāre just chattingĀ
Especially since you donāt have that much alone time at camp and are often focused on missions otherwise
So you would really have to pull him away from whatever he was doing to fully show him that you were serious
Heās great though, because once he truly gets what you mean, heās going to put in the most effort to mitigate those feelingsĀ
Not only does he fully express in words how much he adores you (height and all) after you explain, heās gonna try to put more effort into his actions, as well, so you can feel it without him having to reassure you verbally
Holding you from behind, rubbing your thighs, leaning on you more, kissing your ankles etc.
And God forbid anybody make a comment about your height, heās going to snap their spine
Honestly, to Charles, long as youāre looking healthy and strong and responding to him normally he thinks you look GOODĀ
JavierĀ
He likes tall women. Thatās it. Thatās the tweet.Ā
In a relationship, Javier is honestly just happy as long as youāre happy, so the moment you show signs of being insecure, heās on that shit trying to fix it
Pretty in-tune and open with emotions in general, so itās never been hard for you to talk about these kinds of things together (much less anything else)
Though heās another guy who just assumes that you already knew he liked how you looked, heās definitely not one to shy away from telling you OR showing you if thereās ever moments when youāre feeling extra down about it
(But thatās not often since he isnāt really shy about loving on you)Ā
Especially if he gets to kiss you and make you smile or laugh while doing it
Whispers in your ear about how much he loves you, hands are always NOT where they should be, creeping up your skirt and trousers, limbs all tangled up when you lay on each other at the campfire, etc.Ā
Probably the easiest one to talk to about the whole thing, as heās always willing to listen to you and immediately understands what you mean when you bring it upĀ
Since Iām sure he sometimes feels like the shortest guy in the group
That being said, since youāre not afraid to be honest about how you feel, you balance each other out very well
And Javier loves knowing heās the only one who gets to take you down (SPICY!!!)Ā
If another guy makes any comments about you, expect him to get pretty raunchy about how much he likes you
(For Ex: You wish you were me, bitch!!!)Ā
Itās both flattering and embarrassing at the same time
SeanĀ
The fact that you even gave Sean the time of day is enough to make his pants tight, so he is definitely not thinking about your height
There is probably nothing wrong with you that he can actually point out, and probably genuinely thinks that you have no flaws
He honestly doesnāt even figure that thereās anything you could actually insecure about, mostly because he loves all of you, always has, and probably always willĀ
So to learn youāre unconfident about your height is kinda shocking to him
Especially since he also isnāt shy about loving on you 24/7ā¦Ā
So for it not to be enough to quell your worriesā¦ that must mean itās pretty seriousĀ
(Heās like: āARE YA KIDDIN?ā)Ā
Definitely does his best to vocally and physically reassure you all the time (even if you donāt need it)
(Heās not as smooth as Javier is, though)
All his suggestive comments get a thousand times worse, and heās always at your side or trailing right behind you
Also always wants you in his lap. No matter what. Be in his lap. Aggressively pats his lap until you sit on him.Ā
Definitely randomly points out you guys are together to whoever is even remotely looking ing your direction
āYou see that fine thing? Yea, that oneā¦ Sheās all mineā¦ā klsdjfalksjd
It probably gets to the point where he starts using embarrassing nicknames or getting in the way of being sneaky and you have to tell him to knock it off
(Unless youāre, idk, into it *wink wonk*)Ā
But he really just means well Ā
He just really doesnāt want you to feel insecure about yourself, and would do anything to change that, even if itās a little overbearing
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I know you're not around much these days but if you ever decide to make a come back, I dont suppose youd do some HC about the rdr2 guys and times theyve got caught mastyrbating around camp? I love your thoughts so much they're hilarious and cute āŗšš
This ask is very sweet and I like the idea so I will do it... thanks for your kind words and making me smile, anon!!š„ŗā¤ļøš
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ArthurĀ
Used to get caught a lot more than he does now
Because of such, Dutch and Hosea donāt really care on the rare occasion they do catch him just because it was pretty common when he was younger
They laugh about it between themselvesĀ
And when caught, Arthur just pretends it didnāt happen
Heās like, āI donāt touch myself, Jesus, who do you think I am?āĀ
Or if John jokingly is like, āSaw you the other day, what were you thinking about?ā Arthur just plays stupid
Stuff like āSee me where?ā or āSee me what?āĀ
And if the subject is pushed it turns into fighting (Arthur saying that John isnāt much better)
Arthur thanks the lord every day that Micah has never caught him in the act because he knows heād never be able to live it down
And if a girl caught himā¦ heād probably never be able to look them in the eyes again
Probably jacks off being going to sleep or if heās alone at camp
JohnĀ
He has a lot less shame about masturbating, but heās definitely even more private about the subject than ArthurĀ
He doesnāt really deny it, but he definitely pulls a āYou didnāt see shit!!ā Even if the person very obviously DID
Also probably gets caught more than notā¦ Itās just at this point, people have stopped commenting on itĀ
Dutch definitely jokingly plays the āPoor Abigailā¦ā card all the time
It makes John (and Abigail) sooooooooo madĀ
Honestly, I feel like when people catch him, he yells at them but doesnāt bother to stop
Thinks itās their fault and not his because it was OBVIOUS what he was doing and they still didnāt bother to check or knock
This has caused fights with almost everyone
Itās a āwhat did you expectā type moment
The only time heād ever apologize to is if itās you or another girl who catches him, and even then he would probably never want to see you again out of embarrassmentĀ
Hence why John probably just leaves camp and finds a secluded area to jerk off now(good luck to those who wander away from the fire)Ā
CharlesĀ
We love Charles because he just jerks it when heās bathing in a river or somethingĀ
Out of everyone, heās the least likely to get caught, and on the rare occasion that he is, is also the most willing to laugh it offĀ
I feel like this is because heās the one who accidentally catches other people so he knows itās not a big deal
Heās so quiet no one knows heās there until itās too late
Gets called a peeper because of thisā¦ even though Charles doesnāt want to catch people any more than they want to be caughtĀ
If a girl caught him, heād try to hide himself before approaching them later to formally apologizeĀ
Itās kinda weirdā¦ Just be like Arthur and pretend it didnāt happen babe!!Ā
If Dutch or Micah ever caught him doodling it, theyād never let it go and tease him until witās end
āSo Charles is human after all!ā is the type of shit theyād say and heād literally want to pass away
Dutch, Molly hasnāt had one single orgasm the entire time sheās been with you so BE QUIET
Most likely to masturbate when heās bathing or when heās away from camp and alone on missions
Micah
Everybody at camp has to pray that they donāt catch Micah masturbating
He has no shame and does not care what people seeĀ
Heās the āWhat? I have needs!ā and āYou do it, too!ā guy... which honestly, isnāt even bad logic
Itās just when people actually walk in on him he doesnāt really seem botheredā¦ which is kinda freaky
If itās you or heaven forbid, another girl, he says āQuit staring, either help a man out or leaveā
And if itās Arthur or anyone else, āI knew you were a nasty bastardā
Likeā¦ Micahā¦ youāre the one who isnāt ashamed!!!Ā
Too bold for his own good and eventually Dutch probably has to get involvedĀ
They have one of those āman to manā talks where Dutch is like āMicahā¦ You knowā¦ Menā¦ We keep our business in privateā¦ā
Everyone at camp pretends theyāre not eavesdropping on the conversation
Itās the only time Micah listens to complaints, and even though he forces himself to calm down on the lewd rudeness, he is still jacking it off whenever the urge arises
Rubs one out in his tent whenever he feels like it
Dutch
To give Dutch credit for something, he doesnāt jack off very oftenĀ
Partially because he gets down with Molly a lot, but also because he considers himself to have dignity and doesnāt want to ruin thatĀ
The only people whoāve really caught him rubbing one out are Hosea and Arthur, and they probably let it go pretty quick after an apology
Most because Dutch is pretty polite about itĀ
āA manās business is a manās businessā or some BS like thatĀ
So when he does masturbate, itās a calculated and timed move that he makes when heās pretty sure no one is around
Also willing to laugh it off when he catches someone else masturbating, mostly because he raised two teenage boys, so in a way, heās used to seeing it on the daily
God forbid is another girl catches him, though, because heād also pull them aside to apologize
LET IT GO, KING!!!Ā
Jerks off only when heās desperate and camp is empty
Kieran
King of bad luckĀ
I can see him with a pretty low libido, but probably gets caught making juice the first time he tries it at camp
He was lucky it was just Charles who saw, who thankfully, didnāt say anything about it
But still, it scares the absolute crap out of him and his desire to jack off gets even lower than it was alreadyĀ
Probably stupidly thinks that masturbating is dirty or a sin or something that somebody told him when he was a boy
And if a girl ever caught him, even if they didnāt realize what was happening, heād just have a heart attack and die
Like heād literally pack up his stuff and go
Everyone at camp: Weāve all seen Micah twisting it so we donāt care
Kieran: UHHHHHĀ
Also gets teased by Micah and Dutch for it, except their comments are like āAw, donāt be shy, be a man!ā or āIām sure youāll find yourself a woman one dayā¦ā
Again, Kieran just passes away
Jerks off when heās alone with the horses in a field and no one is around
JavierĀ
Hasnāt been caught yet despite the fact that everyone knows he jacks off ALL THE TIME
Kinda proud of himself for this fact, tooĀ
If itās the middle of the day and heās in his tent, heās busy
Usually can his volume to a minimum, but if he knows no one is around, he doesnāt mind letting it outĀ
Charles, of course, hears it the one time heās not on a team mission
Heād definitely not going to stop is someone catches him, but he has the decency to cover himself up
Especially if itās a lady
We like him because heās not going to acknowledge it happened later but he will apologize in the momentĀ
Says some shit like, āSorry, princessā¦ā jdsfhksd
If another guy tries to tease him for it, heāll take it in stride and just tease backĀ
Especially because he knows heās not as bad as Micah or John who get caught ALL THE TIMEĀ
Prefers to rub one out before bed but heās not really picky as long as itās in his tent and he has a way to clean up
SeanĀ
Everyoneās had a run in with Sean when his dickās been outĀ
Itās practically a camp joke that everyone has a story about it
Heās another guy who jacks off when bathing in the river, except heās:
1. Not secretive about it
2. Bathes all the time
Sean leaves the water hole and everyone knows that they shouldnāt go back in there until the water is washed awayĀ
Pretty vocal, too, so you always sorta know when you should avoid certain areas
The only time heās ever embarrassed is when a girl catches him
Turns bright red, starts stuttering, looking for anything to cover himself up with while apologizing
That being said, he only feels bad because he feels like he ruined his chances of being friendly with them
Gets teased by the other boys for it but enjoys the attention, plus loves teasing right back
āOh hush you, you love looking at me,ā type stuffĀ
Heās a lil nasty but he keeps it fun and freshĀ
Jacks off before bathing, and sometimes in his tent if heās desperate or is already clean.Ā
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I love your headcanon lists so much, they always make me laugh and smile š
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If you come back to this, would you consider doing hcs for the rdr2 boys coping with bad breakups? šššššš³
I love your stuff btw! Hope the hiatus is going well and you're having fun being absorbed into new fandom stuff <3
JSKajhdhajfskhjdkajsh AHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE TOO SWEET WTFš„ŗš„ŗSo I just went ahead and wrote this request for you LOOOOOLššš³š¤
even tho I would still say Iām on hiatus.... I was just thinking about Mister Arthur Morgan today and how much i want to sit on his lap and hug him and kiss his cheeks and hold his face against my chest.... So I figure this is as good a time as any to write some stuff for rdr2...
Plus... I really am happy about the fact that people like my work enough to still send me asks!!! I miss the rdr2 fandom a lot tbh because as Iām sure you all have been know... The bnha fandom is a little..... wack tbh..... But regardless, I am having as much fun as i possibly can under the circumstances!!! Theres a lot of good content there...Ā
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Arthur
First of allā¦ā¦ā¦. If you break up with Arthur I personally will come beat you up
Secondlyā¦.
Honestly, he probably just goes completely numb
He doesnāt have the emotional stability or strength to handle unpacking how or why itās happening
You ask to break up with him and his soul leaves his body and heās just āOk.šWhatever you think is best, baby.ā
And thatās the end of it. Wonāt even let you explain.
This means donāt prank him by pretending to break up with him either because youāll accidentally kill him
Like he genuinely probably thinks that he deserves whatever it is that made you want to break up with him and that thereās really nothing he can do to feel better about it
Even if was just something like, long distance problems or needing a break
This also hurts so badly because I feel likeā¦ getting to the point where Arthur even wants to date you takes FOREVERā¦ He really really needs to trust and love the person who heās withā¦
And so to see them leave would just break his heart up into pieces and he wouldnāt be able to handle that all over again
He justā¦ becomes a ghost
Anyone from the gang even mentions it or asks how he is and he just tells them heās fine and doesnāt need to talk about it
Even if he really is aching deep downā¦ He just canāt bring himself to talk about it because it still doesnāt make any sense to him
And honestly, he just doesnāt want things to hurt any more than they already do by acknowledging them or facing them head on
So he just submits to it all being his fault, it was the right thing to do, that youāre happier without him, etc. and permanently shuts himself off
If you left him, that would be the absolute final straw and he would just throw himself into his work and never look back
And honestly wouldnāt even notice if someone else was making moves on you, thatās how out of it he is.
You wouldnāt even notice something was wrong unless you TRULY knew Arthur
Heās a tough cookie
John
John is the guy who acts like heās fine if anyone sees him but cries 24/7 when heās alone
If anyone asks him about it heās like āI donāt care, itās fine and I respect their decisionā¦ Iām a man, not a baby.ā
But the truth isā¦. Sirā¦ You ARE baby
Honestlyā¦. Heās just saying all that so people donāt really know how much heās hurting or think heās weak and try to help
And in a modern setting, Abigail, Arthur, Hosea, anyone really, canāt go to his apartment because heās lost all motivation to take care of himself
Dishes piled up, laundry everywhere, heās been wearing the same pajamas for a week, his trash is full of microwave meal packagesā¦ Itās just so fucking bad
Single Man Shit
Probably goes through bouts of rage too
Was he not good enough? Did you think you werenāt good enough? Was it the fact that he has Abigail and Jack? Is he too ugly for someone pretty like you? Ā
Itās in these moments that he starts throwing stuff around and kicking chairs and whatnot
I imagine itās all pretty nonviolent but he still just wants to make a mess to release all that pent up frustration
But he always just ends up on the floor or in bed crying again because he really doesnāt understand what went wrong since he was trying so hard to be a good partner
He wanted to be good for you :(
At least to make up for what he did to Abigail
Probably a couple months after the breakup he starts feeling betterā¦
Picks his laundry up and does the dishes and starts to open up to the gang again
Heās definitely still sad when he thinks about it allā¦ But he knows heāll get over it as long as you seem happy from afar
If any of the other boys from camp try to make a move on you, he does his best to ignore itā¦ Knowing itās not his place to speak for you anymore, even if seeing you with someone else does make him sad
And he probably takes some extra time to spend with Abigail and Jack, too
Thereās really no one like your family (even if theyāre chosen) to make you feel better in situations like this
(Especially since they went through the same thing as him BY him)
Karmaās a bitch, lol
Charles
Charles... My loveā¦.. My babyā¦ā¦.
He takes a while to fall apart because honestly, heās just so confused
He definitely does not recover quickly, but of course, appears to function kind of normally
If anything, he just gets more quiet and distant than before, simply because he needs a lot of time and space to think about everything
And because looking at you hurts so badly
When you mention breaking up, he probably just stands up and walks away
And if you chase after him trying to explain, heāll tell you that you donāt need to justify yourself, and that he just needs to be alone
However, deep down, heās gutted and really just needs the space to process what you said and then calm down
He doesnāt want to face the gang, and possibly you, again, crying, hence why he doesnāt come back for a while, but he knows that he canāt just run away from everything
He never thought that youād be capable of hurting him in the way that you did
And he wonders what the final straw that pushed you over the edge was
He definitely saw you staying together for a long time, and had a lot of ideas for your future, so the breakup was especially surprising and devastating for that reason alone
And he would probably never want to speak to you again
Not really because he hated you, but because it would be too emotional for him to be around you knowing you didnāt feel the same as him
And even though heās okay with emotions, the gang just isnāt exactly the right space for him to deal with them
Though he probably eventually talks about it with Arthur after a couple months, once he finds another normal, and bonds with him over the shared experience
He would never be able to ask you this, but he wonders if the reason you left him was for the same reasons heās shunned in society
I think that would hurt him the mostā¦ if you didnāt want to be seen with him in public
Even though he knows that itās unlikely, since he didnāt want to hear your reasons for leaving, itās something that he thinks about
Even if it would hurt him to see you with someone else, he wouldnāt do anything about it
And as always, heād just stay quiet, watching
Micah
Micah blames you
Everything is your fault. Everything.
Oh, you want to break up with him? When heās been so nice to you? So good? Heād literally do anything for you, and youāre not happy with that? Youāre such an ungrateful bitch! Fuck you! He never even wanted to date you in the first place, so itās your fault for making him love you. Sorry he tried soooo hard. Ā
Any semblance of sadness he feels about losing you turns to rage so quickly since he just really cannot fathom why youād leave him
Genuinely thinks heās the best boyfriend youāve ever had and ever will
SIRā¦????
Despite his anger, he probably is sad deep downā¦ He just doesnāt really recognize it as sadness in the first place
His chest aches when he thinks about you? His eyes sting and burn when he looks at you? His stomach hurts at any and every thought of you?
Youāre just an ugly witch who wants him dead.
He has never felt any of these things before, and frankly, he hates feeling like this.
And absolutely refuses to admit to himself that maybeā¦ MAYBEā¦ he just misses you and wants you backā¦
Honestly though, you will never get word nor wind of this, and before long, he really just does start to hate you.
If you werenāt in the gang, and were ever in a situation where you saw him again, heād try to make your life a hell.
Heād tease you in front of whoever you were with, talking about how heās probably the best fuck youād ever have and that āif you still wanted to fuck him,ā he āwouldnāt blame youā¦ā and might even think about it going at it on more time
In a modern setting, heās definitely a hate fucking type of ex
And if he ever saw you with a new boy, he would probably try to lay some hands on them for even thinking about touching you
AND STILL doesnāt realize that this means he still loves youā¦ But whatever
If you break up with him, guaranteed youāre probably never getting back together
Dutch
Dutch is a tough oneā¦ I feel like it really depends on how long youāve been together, the reason why you want to breakup, and how much value he has for the you and relationship itself
I think heād be more upset about a long term relationship ending than anything and heād definitely try to argue with you about any of the problems you bring up
He definitely hits you with the, āyou shouldāve known what you were getting into,ā which, honestly, is a pretty fair point
He doesnāt actually want you to leave him, thoughā¦ He just doesnāt really want to change
Which is why the whole thing ends up being so T O X I C
But if he realizes that you are actually serious about breaking up, he isnāt above saying that heāll put the work into fixing everything
Though thatās kind of a lie, since heās mostly just saying it to get you to stay
If the argument gets too intense, heāll let you walk away
But only because heās going to brainstorm about how to get you back
Iām sure this is a given, but none of the other boys at camp are allowed to even think about getting close to you
It wasnāt so bad when you and Dutch were still together, but if he wants you back, everyone is a threat
Arthur and John are given direct orders to not even comfort youā¦ And Dutch even tries to get Miss Grimshaw to be mean to you
At least so he can swoop in and save youā¦ Thinking that youāll run right back into his arms if no one except him is nice to you
Because thatās where you belong
If he doesnāt manage to succeed in winning you back, the moment he realizes that everything is over, he will 100% start ignoring you
And donāt put it past him to try show off the fact that heās found someone new to fuck
Honestly, since heās the leader, at this point, heād probably just be looking for a good way to get rid of you
Nothing violent, just find a little brothel he can pop you in when the gangās about to leave some random town
Seems like a good idea to himā¦ Since if heās not special, no one is.
Same reason why, if you cheat on him, you will never see the whites of his eyes again
Much less anyone from the gang
Kieran
To give Kieran some credit... Heās probably the most in touch with his emotions
He doesnāt respond very well to the breakup, just says okay and lets you walk away, but heās not above accepting the truth and just crying about it for a while
First and foremost, you need to be happy, even if it means without him
Part of him wants to beg for you to stay so badlyā¦ Hold onto the bottom of your shirt and cryā¦ But I know that he probably thinks he doesnāt deserve to and would be able to stop himself
Obviously, you know better than him about everything so why would you be wrong about breaking up?
His work definitely lags and he ends up spending more time with the animals than anyone else, but heās okay at holding himself together
No one would even know heās still suffering unless they talked to him about it
Which they donāt, really, and honestly heās sort of glad, because it gives him a lot of time to think about everything
Which is why, even months after the breakup, if he hasnāt found someone new, he still thinks about what it would be like if you stayed
Daydreams about cuddling with you, about dancing with you, about brushing the horses with you, starting a family, everythingā¦
He wishes it were his so badly
And so seeing you with another boy, especially if it were someone else at camp, would absolutely kill him
And yet, heād still manage to keep it all to himself. Nothing but his greedy eyes left
Self esteem gone foreverā¦ Heād take you back in a heartbeat
Doesnāt help that the poor baby definitely gets clowned by Dutch and Micah about not being able to keep āa good fuckā around
It really hurtsā¦ But in the end, he knows theyāre right Ā
Javier
Javier probably gets over everything the quickest out of all of the boys.
I just see him as having the most romantic experience out of all of them, so he understands how relationships (and breakups) work
His logic is, why would he want to be with someone who doesnāt want to be with him?
Which makes getting over you faster than normal
Especially since, regardless of why you wanted to leave, heās going to respect your wishes
Definitely a little peeved at first though because he thought things were fine between the two of you
Heās just not going to bother trying to get you to stay
Especially since he knows that he can be kind of flirty with people even when heās with you
That being said, if he sees any of the other boys at camp trying to get with you, heās going to be BIG MAD
First of all, he was there first, so they should know better than to touch someone elseās things
And second of all, it would just feels like theyāre showing off the fact that you left him, rather than the other way around
But honestly, he probably wouldnāt care if you found a stranger to mess with. Itās not like they know your relationship history, and honestly, he knows it wouldnāt be fair if he were ever to find someone else he likes.
So heās fine watching you run around
Itās only ever late at night, if itās been a while since youāve spoken to him, or heās feeling lonely, that he thinks about what things would be like if you were still with him
He wonders what really made you leave, and if you were honest with him during the relationship
Overall, heād be okay, but would definitely still be down to fuck if you ever wanted! You may not want to be with each other anymore, but it doesnāt change the fact you guys had some bomb ass sex
Sean
Sean is another boy whoās going to be a bit more angry than sad
That being said, heās no where near as bad as Micah and knows that the anger comes from the sadness
Heās just extremely frustrated that things didnāt work out, and resents the fact that you didnāt even want to try and fix things with him
Itās not like he really blames you for thatā¦ But he wishes that he could
Especially since throughout it all, even now, he doesnāt actually hate you, and still wishes that you would come back
Heās knows his personality can be a little overwhelming, but he wouldāve been willing to change if it made you happy!
But honestly, since he doesnāt need to anymore, everything about him just gets a bitā¦ Worse
Constantly making a show of showing off for the other girls at camp, always trying to flirt with the girls at the saloon, talking the boysā heads off about anything and everythingā¦
Just to distract himself and prove that heās doing fineā¦ That you didnāt hurt him at all, and he doesnāt need you
But even heās not all that convinced
If any of the other boys at camp start messing around with you, heāll definitely start a fight with them, feeling like were just doing it to piss him off
Heād lose, though, and would end up just going to bed and crying.
If he saw you flirting with a stranger, heād be equally as mad, but he probably wouldnāt do anything other than get super drunk in front of you to ruin the mood
Eventually he starts feeling more like himself, and it definitely helps if you donāt treat him weirdly, but he finds that he does still think of you when he sees cute married girls or children, wondering what he wouldāve had if things didnāt go wrong.
Especially since he also gets teased by the gang for not being able to hold it downā¦ Despite his constant talk
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hey!!! donāt worry about dropping off the radar for a bit, youāre totally fine! how do you like bnha? Iām the same way in that I love the show but think that the fandom can be kinda š¬š¬š¬
you are too sweet and i love u and ur my best friendš„ŗthank you for being so understanding!!š
as for bnha... im not very far yet so its been kinda a mixed bag, but overall I have to say im liking it a lot! honestly a lot of it is sooooo dramatic to me which can be really cringey but its always nice to watch something that does a good job of balancing light heartedness with a good story/a topic thatās taken seriously, so overall its been great (esp since the fandom is active and i dont have to beg for content)...
I also think THe fighting and yelling is a little weird too but i think it will get better the more i watch, which im super excited to do!! i also want to pick up the manga eventually which may help..Ā overall i just need to get over my hatred of high school LMAO and then it wont be so awkward for me!! Its sad that all the characters are babies.. im not even that old but still... being 15 is like being a babby practically.Ā
honestly tho, now that weāre here... i think my hatred of the bnha fandom stems back to 2016/17 when i really liked voltron legendary defender (which is actually so funny lmao)... bc to this day, VLD is the only show/fandom iāve had to leave due to fandom issues and i think at the time, i was just salty bc a part of me felt like the annoying VLD fans just moved on to bnha... since ive always been sorta picky abt fandom depictions of characters in shows / animes, this was scary to me for a lot of reasons and still is since .. more fans = more interpretations...Ā
however....Ā now that some time has passed im just hoping i can find a good part of the fandom to hang out in so that i can enjoy the show IN PEACE the way i deserve!! im finally ready to forgive bnha for. being annoyingš„°š„°š„° (lmao im jk) and overall excited to think abt my own interpretations u know?Ā
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ADJDJDKDJAKDNS I LOVE THOSE QUARANTINE HEADCANONS. I wasnāt the anon, but theyāre all so spot on and hilarious oh my god. Also Iām sorry about ur series of unfortunate events at McDonalds :(
AHHHDSUHFAHJSDHFJ THABK YOU SO MUCH I WORKED HARD ON THEM SO THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY ILYš š„° š„ŗ š š„³ š© š
and thank u omg it was sooooooo miserable (it was 100 degrees out and everything) but now that im home its honestly making me laugh to think abt... ALL I WANTED WAS SOME MICKEY Dās bruh smh :(Ā
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hcs of the gang being quarantined in one big house together maybe?? š„ŗ lub ur writing
i lub u, anon!!š„ŗ sorry this took forever!
GeneralĀ
Oh my godddddddddd
They had to stop doing movie nights because there was too much fightingĀ
They tried to set it up such that everyone got a turn to pick a movie but there were still complaints
Now, movies are viewed at random and the policy is thatĀ
1. The TV is first come first serve
2. You have to announce when youāre using it
3. Anyone is allowed to join youĀ
This has stemmed into multiple people shouting āIM WATCHING _____ā at random times
And yes, people will try to hide the remote (mostly Sean)
If they can find it, that is
The lines between public and private property have been blurred. Everything must be labeled or there is a chance someone will take itĀ
You can risk it, but itās not recommended since theyāre all dudes and will most likely eat anythingĀ
And even with your name on a box of graham crackers, thereās still a chance someone will stick their hand it in and steal a few
All the dudes walk around in their Long Johns like itās not awkward
They have to do their own laundry so everyone is missing socks
Or they have extras
And wet laundry is constantly being left on the ground if itās unattended and someone needs the washerĀ
Arthur
This dude double dipsĀ
He licks the spoon and puts it back in, tooĀ
Gets yelled at a lot for this, but never remembers to stop
Everybody is afraid to touch all of the dips now because of thisĀ
And Hosea has to start buying separate ones just for Arthur
Heās the one who takes 3 hour bathsĀ
I imagine that thereās multiple bathrooms in the house but not enough for everyone so there are definitely times when people are like āWTF, Arthur youāre still in there?ā or āWhereās Arthur?āĀ
Usually itās Charles or John because they donāt mind sharing a bathroom with each otherĀ
Cue Arthur having accidentally fallen asleep in the tubĀ
But yea heās just chilling in there, otherwise
Started the quarantine off by trying to fix up the houseā¦ But immediately got lazy
Thereās probably a number of things he keeps saying that heāll āget to, eventuallyā
The only reason Dutch hasnāt called someone is because itās a PANDEMIC
Technologically challengedĀ
Barely knows how to turn on the TV and still uses an iPhone 5 that has pretty much stopped working
John has given up trying to explain how to make things fullscreen on YouTube
Because of this, probably spends most of his time wandering around the yard and reading or journaling
Tilly even bought him some scrapbooking supplies, which heās been trying to useĀ
Little washi tapes and highlighters because she knows it canāt get too complicated too fastĀ
She also makes him an Instagram account so he can take photos or post art
But figuring out how it works is a losing battle, and he never remembers to use it, anywayĀ
āI think we should get a petāĀ
Everyone: āArthur... Do we look like we take care of ourselves?Ā
If anyone tries to talk about how annoying the quarantine is, starts ranting about people who refuse to take it seriously
And the conversation ends up spiraling into him blaming capitalism for everything
JohnĀ
Every other meal he eats is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or Doritos
He does that thing where he wraps a bowl or plate in plastic wrap so he doesnāt have to wash itĀ
Doesnāt clean up after himself
Leaves used tissues, slimy butter knives with PB on them, and crusty socks laying aroundĀ
Unluckiest of them allĀ
His snacks get taken the most, the bathroom is always occupied when he needs it, never gets to use the TV, his laundry is always moved, etc.Ā
Always ends up using the bathroom when thereās no toilet paper
Texts Arthur for help and then makes an announcement in the group chat about ācommon courtesyāĀ
Nobody replies
His texts are full of messages to Abigail that all say the same thing
āHelp.ā + āPlease come get meā + āI hate it hereā
Theyāre all left on read except for the occasional response asking if he needs anything from Target
The list he sends back is like four paragraphs long and itās all dumb stuffĀ
Heās like āFaceTime me when you get there, I wanna go shopping tooā
Doesnāt even really want to leave the house for necessities, so he has to do stuff like water down his soaps or steal other peopleās toiletries just to prolong how often he needs to go shopping for himself
Heās the one using Irish Spring from the dollar store mixed with water or a block of orange Dial soap that hasnāt been touched in five yearsĀ
Charles tries to throw away an empty hand soap and John is like āTHEREāS STILL SOAP IN THERE LOOKā *mixes water with it*Ā
Steals razors and ShampooĀ
Thinks conditioner is āunnecessaryā and ādoesnāt do anythingāĀ
Complains about being bored but doesnāt bother to do the things people that people offer
CharlesĀ
Voluntarily becomes a recluseĀ
Not because he wants to but because everyone else is too annoying to deal withĀ
Heās forced to start using the internet and when heās not on the computer heās trying to block out the noise of the 8 other men he lives with just livingĀ
Going on walks is his other hobby
Also probably buys one of those adult coloring books to color
Like Athur, Charles hogs the bathroomĀ
Itās not as bad as Arthur since heās not in the tub for the whole time but he really will spend an hour getting ready in the morning for absolutely no reasonĀ
If anyone asks about it he just tells them that since theyāre in quarantine thereās no reason to rushĀ
But he does get yelled at if thereās no other bathrooms availableĀ
Becomes a self-care connoisseurĀ
Walks around in a bathrobe and face mask just to try and achieve some sort of zenĀ
Literally the only one who doesnāt walk around half naked
Besides Hosea, the one of the only guys who tries to wake up on time and eat three healthy meals a dayĀ
The house is entirely dark and heās eating toast while Hosea makes coffeeĀ
Itās awkward, not because theyāre weird about each other but because no one else is awake and itās quiet for onceĀ
Dutch is the third person up and Charles leaves the kitchen by the time heās aroundĀ
Gave up trying to do the dishes and only cleans what he uses
Sometimes if he feels like being nice heāll do Arthurās dishes, tooĀ
But only if he gets something back in return, like Arthur doing his laundry or something
The only one who changes his bedsheets on the regular
Him and Kieran are the only ones trusted by Hosea to leave the house safelyĀ
MicahĀ
Everyone is surprised Micah isnāt dead yet
Everyone is constantly fed up with him for something or for just being irritatingĀ
And try to ignore him for the most part, which is hard
Tries to defends himself with āWell, you donāt have to bother me if you donāt want toāĀ
Doesnāt clean up after himself, either
John leaves more mess, but Micah does worse stuffĀ
While John just leaves his dirty peanut butter knives around, Micah does stuff like forget to put the mayo back in the fridge, leave the bread bag out and open, forgets to bring his used dishes to the dishwasher, throws his trash in other peopleās trash cans, leaves his wet laundry in the dryer, etc.Ā
If itās annoying and gross, he does itĀ
And tries to eat food that other people have made for themselves or donāt want to share with himĀ
Dutch is the only one who shares with him willingly
Does not pick up his hair from the bottom of the shower
And doesnāt clean the sink after he shaves
Honestly, I doubt any of the drains in the house work properly because so much shaving goes onĀ
Itās honestly surprising to everyone that he takes the quarantine seriouslyĀ
Accuses people of being sick even though all of them have barely left the houseā¦Ā
Wears a mask inside when heās feeling saltyĀ
He doesnāt even care about the mask, itās just to make people feel gross and bad about themselves
Besides Sean, heās always trying to hog the TV
And everything he watches is annoying, pretentious, or both
Complains about there being ānothing to watchā despite always having something on and refusing to stop
Tries to smoke inside and literally always get busted for it
Even if other people are doing it too, heās the one who doesnāt even bother to be by a window when he does it
His room is always off limitsĀ
If you need something from him you need to knock and wait in the doorway
Also does the āYouāre too closeā¦ Step back, pleaseā thing
And if anyone gets mad, says itās a pandemic and heās just trying to be SAFE
Mostly does this to feel powerful
Turns in to Uncle Jr. with all the complaining and berating he does
Uncle is honestly offended
Hosea
The only person allowed to do the shoppingĀ
He gave up trying to give people lists because the groceries they came back with were never rightĀ
Either too few, too many, not the right stuff... You name itĀ
See here for more
Thatās why, despite being the oldest, heās the one who goes grocery shopping for meals twice a weekĀ
Refuses to buy alcohol because of incidents that theyāve had
Canāt stop people from sneaking it, though
Similar to Dutch in that he gets annoyed when people oversleep, but because its quarantine, he tries to not mention it, and at the worst, gets passive aggressiveĀ
Tries to make a chore chart for people to follow but it gets ignored
He ends up having to force people to do things by reminding them constantlyĀ
Heās the one who starts opening peopleās doors in the morning and turning on the lights
Makes everybody start eating on paper plates with plastic silverware because heās tired of trying to make people use the dishwasherĀ
Arthur doesnāt know how, John doesnāt put his plates in the right place, Charles refuses to since no one else contributes to keeping it neat, Micah doesnāt even know they have one, Kieran also canāt fill it correctly...Ā
Basically, itās too much for Hosea to handleĀ
His dinners are all Costco pre-made meals that can be made quicklyĀ
Frozen lasagna and prepackaged salad type stuffĀ
Heās the guy who falls asleep on the couch sitting up while watching TV and if you try to talk to him he says āIām awakeā without opening his eyes
And if heās using it, donāt even think about suggesting to change the channelĀ
The answer is and always will be no
Even when heās not really paying attention
And itās either on the History Channel or Discovery Channel
Always complaining about how cold his feet are
Doesnāt let anyone touch the thermostat
Heās an in real life Elf on the Shelf
DutchĀ
If anyone, and I mean anyone starts sleeping in, he gets in a really pissy moodĀ
āWhile Iām up, doing work for you, youāre sitting in bed being lazy!!!ā and āWhat do you mean you donāt understand why! Why should I have to tell you why wasting the day is annoying to all those who are working!āĀ
Even despite this, he canāt actually change the fact that no one wakes up on time
And itās not like the work heās doing for them is very important
Heās the one who thinks that a pandemic is the perfect time to be or do something useful
Eat healthy, write a book, pump ironā¦ Anything
And when people complain about being useless heās like āYou have all this free time!!!1! Stop complaining!!! You can do anything!!!āĀ
And if heās doing something he considers useful, yells at people who try to bother himĀ
Arthur: āHosea wanted to know-ā
Dutch: *doing sit ups* āCANāT YOU SEE IāM BUSY?āĀ
When itās his turn to cook dinner, heās making 8 boxes of Trader Joeās mac and cheese in a huge pot and calling a meal
Literally the only meal no one complains aboutĀ
He wonāt clean the pot when itās finished, though
Literally just cooks and leaves it out for someone else to deal with
Another self-care aficionadoĀ
Also walks around in a bathrobe and face maskĀ
Heās worse than Charles though, because while Charles wears pants... Dutch will be booty ass naked under hisĀ
Also keeps trying to make homemade masks and scrubs and walks around in those, tooĀ
Heās like āThis is a good one, I can tell alreadyāĀ
Everyone: āDutch... is that... mayo... in your hair?ā
Annoyingly good at monopoly
Does not invite Molly over and gets yelled at over FaceTime
Cue everyone eavesdropping on their arguments
Goes on power walks
Yells at people when they listen to loud music with swear wordsĀ
Honestly, always yelling at people
āCan somebody get me my slippers? Arthur? John? Hosea? AnYoNe!!!ā
KieranĀ
Spends the least time in the bathroom because heās afraid of getting yelled atĀ
Does everything in five minute incrementsĀ
Except for showers, when he allows himself ten minutes
BarelyĀ
Most of what he eats is just microwave popcorn and shredded cheese
Heās the one asking people if they want to go on āfamily walksā with him
Literally no one joins himĀ
Also tries to play board games with everyone
This goes a little better at least because Hosea will sometimes play and if heās there, a few people will definitely joinĀ
Very bad at monopoly
The most conscious about wearing a maskĀ
The others wear them but Kieran is the one who wears double masks, gloves, and carries around FebreezeĀ
Also will get mad if anyone forgets their āsafety equipmentāĀ
Or if theyāre within six feet of him in public
Props to him though for staying healthyĀ
Iāve mentioned this before, but... Spends most of his time playing games on a big tablet wearing headphones
Candy Crush and FarmVille and Words with Friends and stuff like that
Though all of his internet friends are weird old ladies he doesnāt knowĀ
Everyone is mad at him for sending non-stop game notifications, too
Hosea is the only one who responds to any of themĀ
Heāll never admit this, though
Also tries to start doing arts and craftsĀ
Mary-Beth started telling him about the various crafts sheās been doing, so heās started trying to follow along, tooĀ
Things like crocheting or popsicle stick artĀ
His stuff all looks bad, but heās just happy to be doing it
And to be FaceTiming Mary-Beth
When he gets to choose a movie, heās picking a āfamily-friendlyā movie like Inside Out or Lilo and StitchĀ
Everyone starts out being mad but they all end up watching the whole thing without complainingĀ
Heated debates ensue, tooĀ
For example, like about whether Flynn shouldāve cut Repunzelās hair in TangledĀ
āYOUāRE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT IāM WRONG?āĀ
Charles + Arthur vs. Dutch + Bill
Makes meatloaf or Hamburger Helper like once a week
Theyāre basically the only thing he knows how to makeĀ
Sides with Arthur when he suggests getting a pet
Wears a SnuggieĀ
Doesnāt change his socksĀ
Javier
Plays his own music very loudly and wonāt turn it off or down if you askĀ
Either that or heās practicing guitarĀ
Itās not really that bad but when you canāt escape it.... People get madĀ
The only saving grace is that the singing is usually in Spanish so itās not as bothersome
The door to his room is always closed
Refuses to open it
To talk to him, you have to knock and then heāll exit
Dutch is the only one allowed in and he thinks Javierās rules about entering are creepy so never does it
Javier cooks his own food and wonāt share
Only makes enough for exactly one person so even if he wanted to, thereās not enough
Eats dinner in his room to prevent people from bothering him or asking for some
However, he has the biggest stash of quarantine snacksā¦Ā
No one knows where he gets them
And getting him to share is like trying to do a drug deal, but heās not against it as long as he gets something in returnĀ
He didnāt personally cook all these snacks so the rules are differentĀ
His room is full of scented candles to make it smell better since the whole house kinda smells like BoyĀ
Buys a gamer chair at the start of quarantineĀ
Claims itās more comfortable than the office chair that Dutch and Hosea chose for everyone
Everyone is jealous
Wears fuzzy pajama pants onlyĀ
Sean
Sean is the one sleeping in
Never sleeps in his bed and just falls asleep wherever, basically
Usually the couch
Because heās always snoozing, heās the one who watches the most TV
Micah claims this isnāt āfair,ā despite doing the same thing
And even if heās not watching TV, heās just using the couch to watch Tik Toks full volumeĀ
Tries to make his own Tik Toks, but they either stink or no one wants to participate
Constantly having people get mad at him for recording themĀ
Stopped wearing clothes the moment quarantine started
Always in a tank top and his underpantsĀ
Itās kinda weirdĀ
People cared at first but by now they canāt be bothered to complain since theyāreĀ
1. Used to itĀ
2. Probably start doing the same thing
Leaves his laundry laying around
Also wonāt share anything heās eatingĀ
Gets mad when people steal food
Doesnāt address anyone in particular though, just walks around yelling about how ānobody has the common decency not to stealāĀ
Has food delivered almost every other dayĀ
No one knows where heās getting the money from, either
Everyone think itās a waste
Mostly because he doesnāt share, but also because all hell broke loose when Hosea found out about an expense called ādelivery feesāĀ
Also has a stick up his ass about wasting foodĀ
Started yelling about this randomly, tooĀ
If he canāt force someone else to finish leftovers, he forces himself to finish themĀ
Probably gets caught watching a certain type of nasty video a lot
Lowkey it probably happens to everybody at least once
Yells at anti-maskersĀ
Tries to wrestle the other boys and gets his ass handed to him
Bill
Possessive of everythingĀ
Usually heās not this bad but being cooped up with a bunch of thieves and liars doesnāt make him confident that his Circus Animal cookies will last very longĀ
Doesnāt share anything and very adamant about making sure thereās labels on things so nothing gets mixed up
Also makes his own space in the fridge with tapeĀ
BILLāS SPACE DO NOT TOUCHĀ
And will start yelling in anything is movedĀ
Not as bad as Sean though because he only cares about his own stuff
The whole thing is super hypocritical though, because he definitely steals other peopleās stuff
If he gets caught, claims āitās only fairāĀ
Hosea has to buy him soap because he wonāt buy it himself
Definitely the one who learns how to make prison hooch with cranberry juice and yeast
And the one who eats all of the ice creamĀ
Even the nasty flavorsĀ
Wears the same clothes everyday because since heās not working, ātheyāre not dirtyāĀ
They start getting holes in them, though
If anyone tries to suggest something for him to do, he gets mad and claims he āknows how to entertain himselfā
Also constantly accusing people of being in his space or businessĀ
Ends up starting a ton of fights over this and then complaining about how mean everyone is to himĀ
Heās not doing it on purpose, thoughĀ
Ends up buying some kind of gaming console to pass the time
If he buys an Xbox, he shares with the rest of the boys
If he buys a nintendo switch, he starts playing Animal Crossing and doesnāt put it down for weeksĀ
Out of everyoneā¦ Heās the one who takes the pandemic the least seriousĀ
He follows the rules because he doesnāt want to be eaten alive by any of the boys, but he probably thought the virus was a hoax at firstĀ
He learned his lesson the first time he tried to go out without a mask and got locked in the car, though
Forgets to flush the toiletĀ
His room is dirty
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Iāve been having some āØissuesāØ but requests are coming Iām sorry everyone I hope u forgive me š„ŗšš»šš»
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ik this is a bit odd, but can you do some hc about micah as a kid/teen like his family life and stuff idk
This totally isnāt odd at all, anon! I love writing / thinking about this kind of topic too so Iām so happy you asked! Obviously, Iām taking some liberties here to create more of a narrative / backstory... but I hope you like it anyway!Ā
Iām sorry that theyāre not the happiestā¦. If u want happy just send me another request and i gotchu!!Ā
I also couldnāt decide if u wanted in game or modern so I just did both LOLĀ
In Game
As far as we know, Micah is the third of his line and has a (younger) brother, AmosĀ
Itās honestly pretty easy to see Micah growing up without a mother...Ā
Either because she left or because she died when he was very youngĀ
And because his father is an outlaw, Micah has a hard time getting a straight story out of himĀ of what happened to her anywayĀ
One thing that he probably knows for sure, however, is the fact that his father was probably very abusive to her, mostly because we can infer that he was abusive to Micah, as wellĀ
Hence why her leaving, dying, or getting left behind isnāt an implausible thoughtĀ
That being said, everyone loves their mother, and I think the lack of growing up with one definitely is part of what makes him so cruel, angry, and bitterĀ
Especially as heās growing up, since part of him feels like he was robbed of being lovedĀ
This is also pretty ironic because this situation is very close to that of Arthurās... as he also has a dead mother and outlaw fatherĀ
Thatās why, I think, in a way, Micah trying to follow in his father's footsteps was and is a defense mechanism
It acts as a way to both protect himself from his fatherās wrath and a way for him to do something other than sit around and be miserableĀ
Or in Amosā case, as his father probably says, being uselessĀ
You know, the āif you canāt beat them, join themā mentalityĀ
I think that while initially Micah went along with his fatherās demands just to placate his anger, eventually, doing as his father asked and following without question was the only thing that really got him praise and made him feel proud of himself
This is also part of why Micah wants to be and feel like a survivor so badly
And how he starts to feel a sense of pride in his name, tooĀ
Despite also being someone who definitely likes receiving praise from people he thinks heās supposed to respectĀ
Despite the fact that he supposedly ran with his brother for a time, his brother is a lot more empathetic than him, and I can see how this may be what caused the rift between them a long, long time agoĀ
Back when they were kids, even, and Micah still chased squirrels with sticks for fun
When he first started acting like his father, Amos questioned, begged him even, to stop doing senseless and reckless things for attentionĀ
And this was such that, when they did start running things together, Micah still held this feeling of resentment toward Amos for being better than him, kinder, that hasnāt, and will never, go awayĀ
And Micah, having never really known love, doesnāt know what else there is to do other than hate him for this
Growing up hungry never did anyone any favors, anywayĀ
Modern
I think that in a more modern setting, Micah would be what some might consider white trashĀ
He grows up poor, with a drunk daddy whoās not around and constantly in trouble with the law
The only difference I imagine is that in modern times, his mother is around for a little while longer
In this case, he has memories or her holding him and telling him she loves him and his brotherĀ
This is why her eventual leaving makes him into a bitter and angry person in this case, as well, despite the fact that Micah knows that she loved him
Though one can see how he probably started being mean to her, too, just like his father
Parents aside, he lives in a small house with a big yardĀ
He has to share a room with Amos, which he resents
And if his dad isnāt drunk, heās asleep in front of the tv or God knows whereĀ
Despite all of the fighting and their differences, Micah cooks and Amos cleansĀ
Mostly because Micah doesnāt mind stealing the food they eat (even at this young age)Ā Ā
As a kid, he also plays in the yard a lot
They probably have a couple balls lying around and some garden tools that they play withĀ
Carves his name into the fence once and gets chewed out by his fatherĀ
Or he goes over to the houses of other kids in the neighborhood to hang out and eat dinner with themĀ
The other moms always make him bring Amos so he can eat, tooĀ
Despite him and the other boys being mean to and wrassling with and bullying each other, these are fond memories for him
Being surrounded by people who are similar to him is a great comfort
And having this kind of connection with others sort of builds on what he likes about Dutch later in life, tooĀ
I think being a teenager gets a little more difficult for him because as he ages, he has less of an excuse to be immature and reliant on other people
And the older he gets, the more heās forced to face the fact that his mother left his family, his brother doesnāt really like him, and his dad is a drunk criminal
And as his dad starts disappearing more and more, Micah really has to try not to go out and follow himĀ
Because he knows if he does heāll either get dragged into the fight, hurt, or both
This is also when things get more tense with Amos, too, as Micah finds his personality to be a lot more prominent than when they were kids
Micah thinks Amos is bossy and overbearing because heās always trying to get him to do the right thing
And since they eventually both get jobs while going to school, Amos tries to tell Micah to steal less and be more honest with the world so his future can be better than his pastĀ
Amos is also probably better with the girls at school too, which Micah finds annoyingĀ
I like to think that in all situations, Amos does love Micah, but knows he canāt fix himĀ
Overall, Micah is a broken and cruel person, but I think it stems from the fact that the world was cruel to him, first
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Would you consider adding Bill to your RDR2 guys requests when you do them? Itās totally fine if you donāt want to, but I love him and I love you so I thought it was worth asking lol
I will definitely try to!!! It might just depend on what the ask is and how iām doing on it. Iām still sorta trying to figure how what + how much I can produce both quickly and well, but its definitely on my mind now that people want to see content of him...š
honestly, and this goes for most asks/characters, if u ever want to see something super specific, or iāve missed someone, or anything, really... just feel free to make a separate request!! Its pretty easy for me to do one character at a time!Ā
either way, thank you for reading anon, ILY2ā¤ļø
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Do you think you could add Bill Williamson to the sugar daddy and dom reader headcanons??š„ŗ
Of course!!! hope you donāt mind me answering here!! be careful with this one yall its SPICY
Sugar Daddy
Bill Williamson is a very demanding guy
Similar to Arthur, he really just wants someone who doesnāt question what he wantsĀ
Not that heās really going to demand much of you, but if thereās ever a moment when he needs you to just stand around looking pretty by his side, you have to be ready to do it without hesitation
Mostly requires this when he has to go to social events
You know that any moment where is asking you to do something is pretty serious
Doesnāt actually care about your spending habits, but enjoys the feeling of you having to ask for his credit card
This applies when he goes shopping with you, too, as he loves standing at checkout with you and swiping the card himselfĀ
Heās a total, āIf you see something you like, just throw it in the cartā type of guyĀ
And before he knows it, heās buying you the whole store
Doesnāt know jack about fashion or style though, so if you ask him for opinions he says stuff like āWhy donāt you just get both?āĀ
He just loves that you value his opinion enough to ask, anyway
This is also why he likes letting you choose his outfits, tooĀ
Especially if youāre just standing around talking to a tailor about himĀ
If you show off something that he bought for you, whether or not he actually chose it, he *will* throw you over his shoulder
Let him pay your tuitionĀ
Because he feels like he missed his chance to go to school, he wants to make up for it by making sure you donāt have to worry about anything except the learning
WAP ;)
Dominant S/O
Being demanding also means heās extremely needyĀ
This means heās always trying to follow you around like a little puppyĀ
To other people, it may look like heās following you around to keep you safe
But in reality itās because he loves chasing your fleeting appraisals of him
With that said, pretending that you donāt care about him really makes his heart race
You both know that isnāt necessarily true, but he values your independence the way you value teasing him for being attachedĀ
And he values that, tooĀ
Hold out your hands for him to hold and kiss
Loving you like this makes him feel like heās doing right by you and loving someone properly
Because heās such a hot head, talking back to him and picking fights with him really turns him onĀ
Whatās alluring about itās
1. You telling him what to do, andĀ
2. You when you punish him for not listening and being mean to youĀ
Threatening to leave him if he ever does something you donāt approve of is another way to get him on his knees, tooĀ
Praise during sex = instant cumming
Thereās a sweet spot though, as he really needs to feel like heās waited for and earned the praiseĀ
It canāt just be given out left and rightĀ
Part of the attraction is not knowing when heāll receive it and if heās doing things to your liking
Especially when heās *whispers* blindfolded
This also applies to your everyday praise too, though
Sit on him like heās your throne
Donāt even ask if heās okay with it
And if done where people can see, like at the campfire, when people try to talk to him, respond in his placeĀ
Or just say that heās busy and you can answer for himĀ
When you hold him, call him your sweet, poor baby
He just wants to do anything and everything for you
Seeing you happy is better than anything on the planetĀ
And heāll go anywhere you ask him to follow you
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RDR2 Boys Cooking + Eating Habits
ArthurĀ
Somebody else on here wrote some headcanons about Arthur not being able to cook and just eating microwave food all the time and I just have to sayā¦. Thatās canonĀ
Lowkey though heās trying his best to get better at cooking
Probably the only thing he knows how to make is pastaĀ
He adds a bunch of random frozen veggies to water as the noodles are cookingĀ
And then smothers the whole thing in butter and calls it a meal
Or he puts marinara sauce on it straight from the jarĀ
And yes, that means itās cold
Heās also getting better at friend rice, too
But heās really bad at actually making riceĀ
If he doesnāt add too much waterā¦ He burns the bottomĀ
Charles makes a mental note to buy him a rice cooker for his birthdayĀ
Makes his own popsicles out of random fruit juices and eats them 24/7Ā
Thinks this qualifies him as a chef
Eats pickles and olives straight out of the jar with a forkĀ
And sauerkraut too probablyĀ
Just goes over to johnās house on his pizza nightsĀ
Puts ketchup on eggs
JohnĀ
Pizza dadĀ
Probably orders pizza, salad, and a 64oz soda twice a weekĀ
Everything else is just Dino chicken nuggets, Eggos, hot dogs, quesadillas, and frozen peas and cornĀ
Food you feed to little kids, basicallyĀ
Mostly because he does have a little kidĀ
But also because itās easy and takes minimal effort and he doesnāt mind eating it, too
Abigail would be mad but she has no room to talk
The most youāll see him actually make is buttered pasta (like Arthur) or sometimes beans and riceĀ
Abigail bought them a rice cooker a while ago so thatās one thing he doesnāt have to worry aboutĀ
Probably always has some type of dessert laying aroundĀ
Doesnāt mean itās good, but itās thereĀ
Abigail buys a bunch of those gross, low calorie ice creams and John ends up having to finishing themĀ
Family lunches consist of a bologna sandwich on wheat bread with American cheese and mayo, a piece of fruit, a bag of chips or crackers, a go-gurt, and some gummiesĀ
And yes he makes them for himself and Abigail tooĀ
Theyāre all eating good at the Marston householdĀ
(Not really)
CharlesĀ
Everything he cooks are things that canāt be made in single batchesĀ
Lots of healthy soups, chilis, stew, etcā¦
Most of the time, he makes too much of whatever it is so he always has leftoversĀ
Everyone is jealous when he brings them for lunch
Probably finds all of his recipes in the newspaper or random magazines he reads while at the grocery store checkout line
Everyone is like, āCharlesā¦ Why are you reading Womenās Fitness?āĀ
And heās like, āCheck out this salad recipe, thoughā
Puts hot sauce on everythingĀ
Salad, macaroni and cheese, hamburgers... You name itĀ
And heās the king of snacking
All of his snacks are healthy, though
Raw veggies and fruit and quinoa chips from Whole Foods or something like that
Nobody likes this
Heās one of those people who brings hard boiled eggs everywhere as a āsnack,ā too
And yea, he puts hot sauce on those, alsoĀ
He really likes those weird protein bars that are hard to bite into and taste like chalkĀ
The flavors are either normal stuff like white chocolate macadamia or Protein Power Punch with whey, chia and seaweedĀ
Thereās no in betweenĀ
Heās also a charcuterie board legend
Hosea is jealous of this talent
Micah
Spends all his money on take outĀ
Heās totally one of those weird people whoās entire trash can is just filled with take out boxes and cans of coke or beer
Constantly eating fast foodĀ
You ask him what he bought at the supermarket and heās like āPub mix and bud lightāĀ
SIRĀ
Everything that he does manage to cook only involve one step of preparationĀ
Unseasoned, fried meats and boiled veggiesĀ
Sometimes scrambled eggs and bacon
If heās feeling fancy, he will make plain sandwiches
This is very rare, though
Can and will complain about anyoneās cooking
Even if itās good and he he likes it
There are certain people he canāt do this to, though, or they wonāt let him eat
The only personās cooking he doesnāt complain about is Dutchās
Constantly snacking from an entire party sized bag of chips
And yes, he eats straight out of the bag and wipes his fingers on his jeans
His oven is dirty
HoseaĀ
A meal for him is probably a handful of almonds and an applesauce or yogurt cupĀ
He is constantly making a bunch of those Tik Tok recipes where you just put a bunch of random stuff into your crock pot and add ranch seasoning and cream cheese
*insert all of those memes about mom pulling out the crock pot*
If you complain, he saysĀ āWell, youāre always welcome to cook, tooā
Wears an apron when he cooks
Constantly eating plain toast with butter
And bananasĀ
And cheese sticks
Thinks that this makes him āhealthyāĀ
Definitely likes to snack on those cocktail fruit cups and canned mandarin oranges
His entire freezer is just full of ice creamĀ
Itās all weird flavors like Cherry Garcia, chocolate banana, and pistachio though
Everyone hates him for this
Raisins are his late night treatĀ
Has a secret stash of candy no one can findĀ
Thatās okay though because itās mostly Werthers Originals
And Chiclets gum
He picks out all the orange ones, though
Dutch
Tries to re-plate takeout so he can call it his own
Everybody sees through this but they stopped commenting on it like four Thanksgivings agoĀ
Buys a bunch of those meals from Costco that all you need to do is heat up in the oven
He does like fast food but only from the less popular places
Carlās Jr., Wendyās, BK, Arbyās, etc.Ā
A&W, too, because heās old and weird
He can totally cook, he just never doesĀ
Itās just normal stuff like spaghetti and meatballs or chicken and rice, though
Tuna fish casserole
He over-seasons everything, though
Mostly because heās trying to prove that heās a good cookĀ
Eats dessert twice, every nightĀ
Once right after dinner, and then later when heās feeling like a treatĀ
Will eat in bed
Uses a little bib and tray and everythingĀ
Likes pumpkin and sunflower seeds
Would eat hot wings with gloves onĀ
Heās the one who taught Arthur to put ketchup on eggsĀ
KieranĀ
The second I realized that Kieran would probably be white trash, my life changedĀ
Hamburger Helper meals for LIFE
That one cheeseburger pasta? Kieran probably eats that three times a weekĀ
He 100% makes the ketchup-butter sketti from Honey Boo BooĀ
āItās been a while since I done had roadkill in my bellyā
His favorite dessert is ambrosia salad or that weird yogurt/Cool Whip covered jello that was popular in the 2000s
Probably has a TV dinner every once in a while, too
Instant mashed potatoes and minute rice type of guyĀ
Also gives me big microwave cheddar broccoli vibesĀ
Iāve said this before, but his house is probably stocked with all kinds of on-brand goodiesĀ
Probably always has some kind of chip and cookie aroundĀ
Eats dinner in front of the TV
Dips french fries in mayonnaise
All of this said though, he isnāt a picky eater and will eat whatever is put on his plateĀ
Thatās why heās great to take to restaurants, because he never complains
Honestly itās just so sweet to think of him making big crockpot meals to share with ppl even if his cooking is a lil.... strangeĀ
Javier
Thinks that the hot dog combo from Costco is a suitable dinnerĀ
Also gets hot food from the grocery store for dinner a lot
Literally will just heat up a can of something and eat it plainĀ
Beans, chili, soupā¦Ā
Doesnāt doctor it up or change it at allĀ
Heās happy to share but no one wants any
Chips and dip, 24/7
And itās just Tostitos Hint of Lime chips and hummus
Probably puts hummus on everything, tooĀ
Corn chips, tortilla chips, tortillas, vegetables, sandwiches, etc.Ā
Will put anything in a tortilla and call it a sandwichĀ
Eats leftovers coldĀ
The rest of the gang thinks this is a sin
Makes stir fry with whatever is laying around the house
Itās a little gross because he will try to add leftover beans
Refuses to eat fast food
The only exception heāll make is for french fries and ice cream
Walks around and eats at the same time
Isnāt above asking the other boys to share with himĀ
Despite the fact that this only happens if what theyāre eating is good
Which is almost never
Sean
Sean canāt cook. Thatās the end of it
The most he can make is that weird microwave Mac and cheese where the pasta is boiled in the mug??Ā
He never does it tho and just sticks with the normal, frozen Mac and Cheese you can microwave instead
Uses his microwaving ability to make mug cakes
And microwave scrambled eggs
Burns his popcorn every single time
Heās probably set of the smoke detector or fire alarm multiple times
Heās Irish though so of course heās addicted to potatoes and cabbage
And since heās from the UK, he likes stuff like beans on toast and marmite
Heās a little nasty too so catch him eating bologna sandwiches on wonder bread
Not even the Marstons are that bad
When he does get takeout, he overspends trying to use a delivery appĀ
Heās like, āAnd do I need the extra side of special sauce for $5ā¦? Yes.āĀ
Cooks like thisĀ
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if you dont mind, maybe some cute fluff of RDR2 boys getting ready for a first date with their s/o? š„°
SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG but yes, anything for u!! I hope u enjoy!!
long post ahead!
ArthurĀ
The fact that Arthur even agreed to a date in the first place is a little weird
He thinks that just asking if you want to be a couple is enough
The moment you start dating he turns into an old man who thinks youāve been married for yearsĀ
Itās like... Arthurā¦ Buddyā¦ Itās been like two weeks, bruv
Thatās why you have to be the one to ask him to go on a date, because then thereās no way heād be able to say noĀ
Heās not against them, but in his mind, itās just that in his mind, dates are things that people like him Do Not do
Mostly because heās tried them in the past and either ended up disappointing someone or being disappointedĀ
Besides, you already know that you have fun with each other so itās not like you need to do anything specialĀ
WRONG!!!
Charles probably asks him if heās nervous and heās laughs because of course heās not
But the moment he wakes up on the day of the dateā¦ Oh Lordā¦Ā
He was totally chill and relaxed about it up until this point, and itās literally only then that he starts to panic
Mostly just because he begins to second doubt himselfĀ
And not just himself but everything
Maybe you wonāt like the shirt he picked out... Or maybe you wonāt like his face shaved... Or maybe you donāt want to be seen in public with him...Ā
The list is endlessĀ
Eventually, he gets so worked up that he has to call Charles, who reminds him that itās been fine up until that point, and itās not like you would ask him to go on a date or even admit to liking him back if you DIDNāT want to go out with himā¦ So, whatās his problem?Ā
He then has to spend like 3 hours in the bathroom trying to make himself look presentableĀ
Most of this time is spent deciding whether or not he needs to shave
(Yes, he does)
And if he should wear the blue or red shirtĀ
Orā¦ Maybe the white one
He spends a long time picking out flowers because he thinks most of them are either too gaudy or not gaudy enoughĀ
He didnāt have the forethought to order them in advance, thoughĀ
Heās still a little nervous when he does finally pick you up, but seeing how happy you are to just to be out with him soothes his worries one hundred times over
And if you kiss him on the way home, he considers that your first REAL kissĀ
Nothing else even compared
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He doesnāt want to disappoint you in any way, so he scrubs himself real good. 10/10Ā
JohnĀ
Very similar to Arthur in how he feels about datesĀ
He thinks theyāre fine and greatā¦ But doesnāt really see why he should participate in themĀ
Especially since every time he tried to go on ones with Abigail, something would go wrong
And after Jack, she honestly probably just didnāt want to go on them anymore
Which was 100% fine with him because theyāre both pretty busy people
That being said, with you itās a little differentĀ
He still doesnāt really care much about the actual date part, but he also doesnāt want you to slip through his fingers the way Abigail didĀ
He wants you to know that youāre loved and valued in the beginning of the relationship before itās too late to tell youĀ
Thatās why itās his idea to suggest the dateĀ
He probably says something like, āHeyā¦ā¦ Uhā¦ā¦ Now that weāreā¦.. You knowā¦.. *cough*ā¦ā¦.. Would you want toā¦ā¦ā¦ Possiblyā¦ā¦ā¦. Maybeā¦ā¦ā¦ā
Cue you sitting there like ??????Ā
If you tell him that he doesnāt need to go to the effort of taking you out, heās like āUh, Yes I Do! >:(ā
Even if you never expected him to in the first placeĀ
Basically because you assumed being with him would be pretty lowkey
But that doesnāt mean heās not going to try and put the work inĀ
Honestly, probably doesnāt know if he should be nervous or not
Realistically, he thinks that he should be, but for some reason, canāt muster up the nerves and is overall pretty chill about itĀ
But that doesnāt mean getting ready for the date itself is any less of an Experience (TM)Ā
Probably spends the whole day thinking āDate tonightā¦ You have a date tonightā¦. First date IS TODAYā¦. Donāt forget to get readyā¦.. THEREāS A DATEā that he does end up getting ready lateĀ
Suddenly itās 4PM and heās like *squidward opening eyes meme*
He does manage to get ready in time, though
Despite arriving with his shirt half buttoned and the flowers slightly wilted
It makes you laugh to see him trying so hard to be a good boyfriend
Just because I love John with his haircutā¦ Yes, he gets a haircut before the date
He did this before the day of, though
And lowkey you probably donāt recognize him at first
This time, John is the one whoās like ??????Ā
How well does he shower before getting ready? - A solid shower. Nothing to really complain about. 7/10Ā
CharlesĀ
Youāve probably been dating for two days and heās already The Best Boyfriend in the Entire World
Heās always trying to make any time you spend together special so dates justā¦ arenāt at the top of his list
Charles is likeā¦ āA date??? Every day is a date with youā¦ā
Literally I have to go cry about this now because heās too sweet
Regardless, he does want to take you out, so of course the first time is going to be important!
Heās not so much nervous about going on the date as he is about you enjoying yourself on it, so the preparation itself is pretty importantĀ
The night before, he runs through everything in his head to make sure all his plans seem solid
And when he wakes up, starts getting ready immediately just to make sure everything goes smoothlyĀ
Eats a healthy breakfast, sends you a text, picks up flowers, etc.
Itās not a busy day, but he likes not having to rush
Doesnāt have a problem choosing an outfit because he doesnāt think itās that importantĀ
Heās not going to show up in pajamas, but heās not going to go overboard thinking about what he should wearĀ
His only criteria for it is that itās appropriate for the situation and he it suits him
(This is also good because it means that you donāt have to try very hard for him to think you look good in whatever you end up wearing, too)
When heās finally ready to pick you up, he hypes himself up in the mirror just to get rid of any last minute jitters that he may be feeling
For the most part, heās really calm and hides his nerves pretty well, but that doesnāt mean you donāt give him butterfliesĀ
And he just wants your first date to be memorable
The flowers he brings you are specially ordered from the local floristĀ
And he writes a cute note to go with them
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He takes a good, respectable shower. 8/10
MicahĀ
Honestly, the likelihood of Micah ever having been on a date before is very small
He knows that theyāre a thing that couples do but probably thinks everyoneās descriptions of them are exaggerated or silly
Why would he need to take you on a date if you already know that he likes you since he asked you out in the first placeā¦?
Isnāt being nice to you enough?Ā
Thatās why you have to be the one to suggest going on a date, and even then, he probably scoffs or laughs at the idea
But that doesnāt mean the suggestion doesnāt haunt himĀ
Goes to bed every night and is likeā¦ āMaybeā¦ we should be going on dates?āĀ
UH, YEA?
Eventually it gets to the point where he feelsā¦ G-g-guilty almost
Probably mentioned the fact that you brought up going on a date to Dutch and he was like, āYou mean you havenāt had one yet?āĀ
Oops.Ā
So then he immediately sets one upĀ
And feels bad that he didnāt do it sooner when he sees how happy you are when he asks
Ironically, he ends up getting super excited for the date, tooĀ
Mostly because heās realizes that heās just happy someone agreed to go out with him in the first place and actually wants to do things with himĀ
Itās a pretty unusual feeling for him, but definitely not badĀ
This doesnāt mean that he will wear anything special or buy you flowers, though
Heās not getting that sappy
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He doesnāt. 0/10
Heās not dirty or anything though, he just doesnāt think he needs to take oneĀ
DutchĀ
Honestly, the only reason youāre dating is probably because he asked you out on a date
It was a calculated move on his part because he knew you already liked him, but stillā¦Ā
Heās someone who takes things like dates very seriously
Even if they are a rare occasion due to how busy he is
Heās like a little kid with how excited he gets just thinking about it
And he definitely spares no expenses when planning it
Even if you told him that he didnāt need to do anything special, he wouldnāt listenĀ
Hosea gets tired of him talking about it and asking if his plans seem alright
Heās like, āDutch, Iāve told you no on the limo five times alreadyāĀ
And still Dutch is like āMmmmmm, are you sure, though?āĀ
Extravagances aside, he is really just trying to make you happy and declare his love for youĀ
Especially since he doesnāt know how often heāll be able to in the future
And since he wants you to have at least a few fond memories of him in case something happens to himĀ
But thatās just in case, right?Ā
On the day of the date, from the moment he wakes up, heās thinking about it
Keeps checking his watch to make sure he has enough time to get readyĀ
And is surprised when only 20 minutes have gone by since the last time he checked
Spends an hour just trying to make sure his hair looks rightĀ
And probably cycles through four different shirts a bunch of times just because he canāt decideĀ
Sends a text to Hosea with 4 different selfies asking which is bestĀ
Gets left on read
Translation: All of them look fine
Though he did end up deciding against the limo, that doesnāt mean he doesnāt show up ready to show you offĀ
Buys you the biggest bouquet he can find
You end up having to hold it in both arms
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He showers but is so excited that itās not as thorough as it couldāve been. 6/10
KieranĀ
The date itself is kind of a mutual idea
The relationship probably isnāt even official yet despite the fact that youāre already 100% exclusiveĀ
A silent agreement, of sorts
You probably end up giving him some sort of hint that you āwouldnāt mind doing something with him, sometime...ā and he takes it from thereĀ
Dates are something that he thought heād never have to worry aboutĀ
Mostly because he associates them with people who are a lot different from him
But also because he thought that heād never really have the chance to meet someone heād want to start a serious relationship withĀ
Hence why heās so new to the whole situation, but still determined to change this
He wants to go one dates like the ones heās always heard about
Heās both excited and worried becauseā¦
1. This means that you do, in fact like him back, butā¦
2. He could also fuck everything upĀ
Doesnāt sleep at all the night before
Spends the entire night running through every scenario of what could happenĀ
Also thinking about how you met and how lucky he is to be with youĀ
He had to plan his outfit in advance because he needed a lot of time to figure out how to balance casual wear with something date worthy
But, with the outfit out of the way, he manages to get ready pretty quickly and ends up just sitting around waiting to leaveĀ
Spends the extra time praying that he didnāt choose the wrong thing to wear
Heās so cuteā¦ Twiddling his thumbs and everything
Sends you a cute āOn my way!ā text with one of those cute dancing stickersĀ
His flower choice is a single rose tied up with a ribbonĀ
And he nearly faints when you kiss his cheek in thanks
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He tries really hard to take a good one. 8/10
Javier
Dates are very important to him
To him, they signify dedication and compassionĀ
And overall, just that heās willing and wants to put in the work to show you that he cares
Thatās why he asks you out on a real date the moment you become officialĀ
Heās super excited because itās not everyday that you get to go on a FIRST date with someoneĀ
Which is why heās also a meticulous planner
Itās not just about making you happy, but impressing you and proving (mostly to himself) that heās a good loverĀ
Even if he knows that you wouldnāt mind something more lowkeyĀ
Itās just that whatever you do has to be specialĀ
Heās nervous, not because heās afraid, but because he wants things to go as well as they possibly could
Out of everyone, spends the most time thinking about what heās going to wear
Tries to plan ahead of time but still hasnāt made any final decisions on the day of the date, eitherĀ
Has to try things on to be certain if he likes them or notĀ
And when heās finally decided, he still needs to shave and to fix his hair
Itās a long day to say the leastĀ
And when he finally picks you up, brings you an entire bouquet of roses
When you have to bury your face in them to hide your blush, his heart swells with pride
And yes, he thinks that youāre the best dressed couple anyoneās probably ever seenĀ
How well does he shower before getting ready? - His showers are always of the finest quality. 10/10
Sean
The moment he thinks youāve started liking him back, he starts thinking about what your first real date should be like
And the moment you start dating for real, he has to make his thoughts (*cough* dreams*) a reality
Dates are definitely something he has some experience withĀ
Even if he hasnāt been on a crazy amount of themā¦ He definitely thinks about them a lotĀ
Deep down, under all his womanizing tendencies, heās probably a hopeless romantic
And dates are the perfect way to show someone that you care about them
Honestly probably doesnāt give two craps about what he wears or how he looks
The only reason he even bothers to look presentable is because he doesnāt want to ruin anything by showing up in something ridiculousĀ
But he definitely doesnāt spend any extra time choosing an outfit than he has to
This is good though because it means he also doesnāt care about what you showed up looking like, either
To him, all that matters is that your first date is enjoyableĀ
And you both end up looking fine, anyway
(Well, you look a little better than him, but in his eyes, thatās always the case)
Heās so excited that he calls you to tell you that heās on the way
The way that you laugh when you pick up has him speeding to your house
Gives you the biggest, more beautiful flowers that he can find
Theyāre not at large as Dutchās, but a lot more vibrant
How well does he shower before getting ready? - Itās his usual, totally average and normal shower, if not a little quicker. 5/10
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I just found ur blog and Iām absolutely losing it oh my god. Everything you write is so goddamn good and itās hot as fuck too
š„ŗšthank you so much, anon, Iām so glad u like it!! feel free to send me a request if thereās anything specific youād like to see... Iād love to write something for you!!š§”
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iām absolutely FERAL. iām the anon who sent the dominant woman req and i just want to say thank you. i am literally starved for msub content and you literally fucking quenched my thirst. i HATE being little spoon so the fact that you wrote the reader spooning some of da boys made my heart go OWNCIEBDOENEK. once again thank u and bless your creative ass soul. i would also absolutely peg and pamper those boys. (also excuse my horrid writing, i was half askeep when i sent the req)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANON UR WELCOME I LOVE U SO MUCH.... no worries abt ur horrid writing tho bc i vibe with it honestly (i literally only pretend to care abt spelling and capitalization so my posts look better shhhh).... also good msub content is SUPER rare and i know how frustrating it can to try and find it... honestly i feel sorta bad bc i thought my HCs were pretty mild so im actually super glad to hear u liked them! i really did want to to put in more nsfw stuff but i didnāt feel like making a whole subsection +etc... so i just did what i could... but ill... def... have to think .... abt .... making more spicy hcs in the future..... (honestly even just thinking abt nsfw makes me a lil shy aldsjflkasdnfkja)Ā
ALSO im so glad u noticed the little spoon thing bc the moment i thought abt it... i had an epiphany bruh... i was like.... UHHHHHHH LITERALLY NONE OF THESE PPL WOULD WANT TO BE THE BIG SPOON???š¤even just in general i can barely imagine any of them wanting to be the big spoon, dom or not... it was so fucking funny tho bc i pretty much had to physically restrain myself from putting little spoon in every single characterās HC list but u know.....u know thats a canon fact that they are all little spoons
overall thank u again for the request and this sweet ask ajdskfanjksdh u are too sweet *sob emoji* ive been having lots of fun with HC writing and im really hoping to keep it up in the future!!Ā
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can i get uhh, the boys dating a dominant woman/person for the first time šš can be nsfw or not, your choice! if itās silly you donāt have to fill it- btw i love ur your writing muah
šš Wowā¦ā¦ Anon, youāre my best friend now and ilyā¦ Dominant HCs unlock my sharingan tbhā¦ but my taste is actually really particular and not very mainstream so i really hope that this is what you had in mind and is suitable! Hopefully this is nsfw-enough for you!!Ā
18+!!!
sorry everyone because i went crazy again and this is superā¦. Longā¦..
Lowkey this is meĀ @ myself rn tho for finishing this (although tell me why this sounds like the way abigail talks to john LMFAOOO)Ā
ArthurĀ
Despite being the biggest yes-man on the planet, heās not really used to being considered the āsubmissiveā one in any relationship
Heās big and tough looking, so anyone who can get up in his face and boss him around is pretty commendable in his eyes
Especially if itās a romantic partner
Itās a little awkward at first because heās so used to being the one providing for everyone, that being taken care of, or even just having his needs thought about, really makes him š„ŗš³
To him, whatās attractive about having a dominant partner is partially just knowing that he doesnāt have to hide anything about himself
You WANT him to be himself, and will call him out when heās not
In a way, he also honestly doesnāt mind not having to be there for you 24/7
That isnāt to say heās not prepared to fight for and protect you, but knowing that youāll stand by his side and always tell him how you really feel brings him a great deal of comfortĀ
If you fight with him about joining him for rides, bounties or chores for Dutch...Ā
Not only does it make the trips easier, but it also starts making the sex better
Basically... AFTER WORK SEX!!
(Sorry mom, please forgive me)Ā
And while it doesnāt happen at first... Once you let the pet names start slipping, heās officially a gonerĀ
The more intense they are, the betterĀ
Sweetie, Baby, Sugar, Pookie, etc. all have him melting in a puddleĀ
Especially if youāre nonchalant about it and pretend not to notice what it does to himĀ
All soft smiles and āArthur, Baby, tell me where you left Charlesā bow?āĀ
Yes, he has to pass awayĀ
(Not really though because we already lost him once)Ā
Once you start sharing a tent/cot/bed.... You have to be the big spoonĀ
People might disagree with thisā¦ But he is just in love with you trying to wrap both your arms around him and the way you throw your leg over his hip
Cuddle him like a teddy bear and squish his face in your chest PLEASE
It makes him feel loved and neededā¦ And franklyā¦ He deserves it
(I actually have this down as inspiration for a fic, butā¦) I just imagine your relationship being one where youāre the one who makes him take care of himself, where youāre always trying to make sure heās healthy and you do all the shopping for him and youāre the one to pick out all his new clothes.... And you make him stand still for you as you hold them all up to his chest to make sure they fit him rightĀ
And he squirms when you touch him
He just feels good knowing that people see him being loved and getting taken care of
Basically, as long as itās genuine, just treat him like your baby and heās yours forever
JohnĀ
HOOO BOY
We already know this guy likes dominant people (*cough* Abigail *cough*)... But I really canāt lie to yāallā¦ Heās a simp
The Absolute King of SimpsĀ
At the beginning of your relationship, just as youāre getting serious and heās begging to realize you arenāt namby-pamby, you could say anything to him and heād just turn into a huge blushing foolĀ
Stuttering and everything when you ask him for things or for his help
Kisses are all opened-eyed, intense, and focused
He brings you some wildflowers that he found laying around and when you reach out to try to kiss him in thanks...Ā
You guessed it, he passes awayĀ
Once you get more comfortable with each other, if you start standing up to Abigail on his behalf... Heād do anything for youĀ
Not that he doesnāt care for Abigail, but itās easier when he has backup and someone around who doesnāt tell him that heās shitty all the time
Watching you get annoyed when Abigail says something mean makes him feel better
Before this all started, though, he has to admit that he did have a little fun trying to have secret sex with you before you came out as a coupleĀ
Loves it when you start toying with his clothes when heās around....Ā
Do things like stick your hands in his pockets or hold onto his suspenders or belt loops as heās walking or passing you byĀ
That thing you sometimes see old married couples do when one has their arms wrapped around the other while theyāre doing something boring and mundane like sitting aroundĀ
Um... Do that to him
Since heās bad with expressing himself and has been verbally brutalized by Abigail on more than one occasion, his favorite thing is really just physical contact...Ā
Especially if you arenāt shy about itĀ
Okay Iām gonna day something controversial.... Straddle him... thanks and goodnight everybody
āJohn?ā You call to him, though itās more of a call for attention than a question, āKiss me.āĀ
Lowkey this shit has me so fucked up broĀ
CharlesĀ
When he first realizes heās pursuing someone more dominant than him, heās a little bitā¦ at a loss
He was raised a respectable gentleman, always taught to treat his partners delicately, so when he starts dating someone so bold and unafraid, itās a little bit confusing to him
Thatās not to say he doesnāt like itā¦ but itās honestly just unusual that heās not exactly intimidating to youĀ
Most people find him quite large and overpowering, and never hesitate to question his skills as a natural leader... so having someone around him who takes the reigns from him ends up being a nice change
He just never really knew there was another option for him
This applies to sex, too, as he highkey enjoys sitting back and letting you take charge and pamper himĀ
He also ends up becoming really appreciative of the fact that you never hesitate to fight alongside him or take over what heās doing
If Dutch ever sends you on a mission togetherā¦ itās over for anyone who gets in your way
Heās absolutely in love with the way youāre able to handle yourself around big tough guysĀ
And if you have a sharp tongue, thatās even better
The more headstrong and passionate about your beliefs you are, the better, basically
Literally power couple vibes only
Even if you just started dating, if you say anything mean to Micahā¦ heās going to get a bonerĀ
Even just seeing you fight with people, verbally or physically, is also a turn on
Not even bothered if anyone tries to clown for being into someone dominantĀ
Cue him: *thinking about all the times youāve had bomb ass sex* *sunglasses emoji*
Your sex life is basically a Megan Thee Stallion songĀ
Sorry, I donāt make the rulesĀ
Lowkey if you ever told him to shut up or be quiet during an argument or sex heād be 100000000x more in love with you
As long as you always have a mutual respect for one another and others, heās gucci with practically anything else
MicahĀ
Knowing what we know about Micahā¦ This one is a little bit tough
In the beginning, despite his obvious attraction, he will most likely try to fight with you and try to put you āback in your placeā
Obviously, this absolutely does not work and he loses the fight every timeĀ
But once his anger turns into sexual attraction... It feels good to just give up
Itās definitely kind of a sore subject for him, at first
Not that he doesnāt want to be with you, but heās afraid of being seen as weak after talking all his big shitĀ
Even after you start dating, it takes awhile for him to truly calm downĀ
His eventual submission is partially based on the fact that he doesnāt want people to think heās a bad boyfriendĀ
And the line is already very thin
Honestly, just pull your big olā puppy dog eyes on him (and/or threaten to leave him) and heāll just sigh and go along with whatever you want
Heās both surprised and unsurprised that it becomes such that he has to āearnā any affection from youĀ
You donāt really express this outright, but you both know itās all deliberate
He begins to like the feeling of giving in and making you happy, and though it takes him awhile to get used to, he definitely starts to like pleasing you (and yes, in every single way), as well
Itās an accomplishment that he can actually take pride in
Especially since you started withholding affection from him when he gets a little too high on his horseĀ
Knowing youāre pleased with him and seeing you happy, along with the kisses (andā¦ more) he knows heāll receive later, is the reward in and of itself
Lowkey just proud of the fact that he can keep a fighter happyĀ
Honestly, Iām just imagining him being all grumpy about having to do something for you, but still doing it anywayĀ
āBut Micah, I thought you wanted to make me happy?ā Or āAwe, Micah, donāt make me sadā¦āĀ
Heās like āSmh, fuckā because you know he canāt resist when youāre being sāØaāØsāØsāØy
If you ever call him Daddy to tease him, he 100% will call you Mommy
DutchĀ Ā
Please pussy whip this dude, PLEASE
He literally deserves nothing less
Heās so used to being with docile and private girls that the attraction to you is not only needed, but also very naturalĀ
He notices it at first by the way you stare at him
Itās a curious look, not exactly mean, but not exactly kind either
As we know, he doesnāt really like it when people challenge his ideas, but for some reason, whenever it comes to youā¦ Heās willing to lend an ear to hear what you have to sayĀ
That being said, most of the time itās just to tell him to stop picking on Arthur or siding with Micah (because what else would it be about? š¤”)
Micah gets pissy about this and tries to tell Dutch to stop listening to you, but you just tell just tell him off, tooĀ
Dutch is always surprised that he finds this attractive
Honestly, being with someone who he considers to be on the same level as him is very alluringĀ
The fact that you value your own opinions as much as he values hisā¦Ā
Itās spicy, basically
Most of the time, you have to force him to give you affectionĀ
Not by begging, but by demandingĀ
Hold out your hand until he holds it, or strip in a place where he can see you but canāt touch
(Tie him up *cough*)Ā
And when heās standing around camp, busy doing work or talking to people, hug him from behind, drape yourself on him, or make a place for yourself on his lapā¦ ANYTHING to distract him and to get what you deserve
It drives him crazy, but at the same time, he canāt resist a lil brat like that
That being saidā¦at the same time, he is also someone who needs to earn affection from you
He doesnāt realize this, but you are just as stubborn as he is, and as soon as he realizes heās been ignoring you for too long and youāve stopped giving him any attentionā¦ WHEW!
He will really start acting like a clown just to get you to touch him again
Especially if he sees you pretending to twirl your hair around the other boys in campĀ
Eventually, he discovers he needs to beg for youĀ
Give you things, call you sweet names, massage you, take you on trips out of camp, have Pearson give you extras... Anything and everything to show you that heās sorry
It worksā¦ eventuallyā¦ and when youāre finally togetherā¦ unbutton his clothes and pull his hair to tell him how he makes you feel
Ā Steal the cigar from straight out of his mouth and start to smoke it... See what he lets you do to him later
Turned on by the fact that he thinks you need him and he needs you, but at the same time, definitely down to be a cuck if you ask
It takes a while, but he turns into a total āYea, Dearā and āAnything for youā type eventually
Unfortunately, though he likes praise, itās not fun to give it to him simply because he already thinks heās so great
No youāre not, King, I promise...
KieranĀ
God, itās really not hard to be the dominant one with him
Heās used to being told what to do, so when he starts noticing his attraction to you, thereās no surprise why
That being said, itās definitely more of a gentle dominance he finds himself drawn toĀ
While his general efforts at existing often go unnoticed by most, itās the praise you give him that really gets him the most in the beginning
Later, that evolves into being praised in the bedroomā¦ But thatās a story for another time *winky face*Ā
All I have to sayā¦ HandjobsĀ
Alsoā¦ edge him
Okay bye now for realĀ
Itās very likely youāll have to start the relationship off slow, but before you know it, heāll be wrapped around your finger
That being said, do not abuse this power *insert gun emoji*Ā
Of course he needs to be bossed around, but it has to be with good intentionsĀ
āKieran, Sweetie, would you mind taking my horse out today?ā And āKieran, could you please get the washing bins set up for me?ā AND āKieran, would you mind grabbing something for me, babe?āĀ
The list goes on and on and on... and yet he is happy to do it all for youĀ
Itās all in the way you whine his name
Because yes, you got him.Ā
Also, please tease him
While he is a pretty shy about it, he has to admit he loves that the way you poke fun at him makes his heart beat fast
āAw, Kieran, donāt be shy!ā And āYou like that, huh?āĀ
Initiate lots of PDA, since he absolutely loves it but is too shy to do it himself
Kiss him on the cheek, drag him around by the arm, play with his hair, ANYTHING, and heās putty in your hands
Flash him in publicā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦....
Praise Jesus
YES, HE IS THE LITTLE SPOON!
Javier
Javier thinks very highly of himself, so meeting and falling for someone dominant is actually very surprising to him
This is partially due to the fact that because he thinks so highly of himself, heās never visualized his relationship as anything other than with him as the top
Once your relationship takes off, however, he realizes that he actually doesnāt mind being the one who gets taken care of
He is quite spoiled, after all
That being said, he is probably very private about the whole thing, mostly because heād be the most sensitive about getting teased for being āsubmissiveā
Once the honeymoon phase is over, though, itās a lot easier to treat him the way you want toĀ
Wear clothes that belong to him, especially clothes that he likes
Not only does he think this is extremely sexy, but it also means that he has a harder time choosing his own outfits
Plus, he loves a good strip teaseā¦Ā
Dodge him when he tries to kiss you or cover his lips with your fingers
Then tease him when he thinks youāre done and keeps trying to give you affection
The best way to get him to pay attention to you is by ignoring himĀ
Itās not as severe or as serious as it with Dutch, but pretending you donāt see him when heās showing off or talking to you immediately gets you whatever you want
Itās all in good fun, thoughĀ
P u l lĀ h i sĀ h a i r
ESPECIALLY if youāre trying to get something from/out of him
Highkey, this dude loves cuddles
Theyāre one of the few things heās open about begging for
You can tease him for this, but as long as you give in and justā¦ hold himā¦ heās a very happy boy
Ā Big fan of spooning but also of just being tangled up with you in any which wayā¦Ā
It doesnāt matter if heās laying on you or youāre laying on him
Both are good
Lowkey... do nasty things to him at the campfire
It doesnāt even have to be that nasty, even just putting your hand on his inner thigh or up his shirt is enough to Put Him on High Alert
Pinch him...
Justā¦ pinch him, please.Ā
He likes it
Despite enjoying your dominance, at the end of the day, he doesnāt mind it if you get a little bratty and demanding sometimes, tooĀ
Especially in the bedroom *winky face*Ā
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