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vegetalass Ā· 3 years
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Hey there! Your RDR2 headcanons are fantastic, and Iā€™m itching for more! Iā€™m not sure if youā€™re still active, but if you are... Could I possibly request some Arthur, Javier, Charles, and/or Sean headcanons about a tall female/gender neutral reader who is insecure about their height? SFW or NSFW welcome. šŸ’•
hi!!!šŸ„° Thank you for enjoying my work so much!!!Ā 
Iā€™m not really all that active, but Iā€™m around! I guess you could call it an indefinite hiatus (?), maybe, but Iā€™m not too sure! I mostly just pick and choose the asks I feel like doing if Iā€™m in the mood to write.šŸ’˜
that being said.... in the words of our lord and savior megan thee stallion... PUT THEM LEGS ON HIS HEAD NOW HE LOVE TALL WOMEN AHHH (sheā€™s talking about all the rdr2 boys)
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ArthurĀ 
This man is fucking stupidĀ 
For all the insecurities he has regarding himself, he definitely isnā€™t going to be aware about ANY of yours
And he definitely isnā€™t going to notice anything is upsetting you unless you specifically tell himĀ 
And even then, heā€™s not really going to understand why youā€™re insecure in the first place
This is mostly because he doesnā€™t think you have flaws. If he doesnā€™t see anything wrong with you, then clearly you donā€™t either and whatever it is thatā€™s bothering you doesnā€™t matter and therefore isnā€™t important or will go away on itā€™s ownĀ 
Honestly, in Arthurā€™s mind, he has bigger fish to fry than worry about whether his girl is short or tall
If he likes you and did enough to get you to like him back (especially since he has a lot of baggage), then thatā€™s all that matters
If you bring it up with him, however, itā€™s big dumbass hours
ā€œArthur, Iā€™m just soā€¦ tall! Doesnā€™t that bother you?ā€
ā€œTall is strong. Strong is good.ā€Ā 
ā€œButā€¦ I donā€™t look like a lady.. Like Tilly and Mary-Beth and Karen and all them other girlsā€¦ Doesnā€™t that bother you?ā€Ā 
ā€œWhy would I want you to look like themā€¦?ā€Ā 
It takes awhile, but if you keep it up it probably does get to the point where he realizes youā€™re genuinely insecure, especially if heā€™s been brushing it off for a while and your mood starts being affected
Itā€™s then that heā€™ll pull you aside and just explain to you that he couldnā€™t give a damn what you look like, since youā€™re wayyyyyyy out of his league anyway
Probably does that thing where he talks to you for like an hour about how the lifestyle you live is dangerous and love is fleeting so all that matters is that you have each other and blah blah blahĀ 
And you have to be like ā€¦. ā€œArthurā€¦. hushā€¦ā€Ā 
Honestly, even when heā€™s aware that youā€™re insecure about your height, not much is gonna change EXCEPT heā€™ll probably try to pick you up wayyyyy more oftenĀ 
Which would be weird except for the fact he can totally do it no sweatĀ 
(because I meanā€¦ look at this dudeā€¦.)Ā 
You scream and tell him to put you down and heā€™s like ā€œWhat? Think I canā€™t pick up my woman? Iā€™m a lil offendedā€¦ā€Ā 
And then heā€™ll just wrap your legs around his torso and you have to hold on for dear life because heā€™s not gonna put you down
Overall, Arthur is too much of an outlaw with abandonment issues to worry about looks. Franklyā€¦ he sees woman he likesā€¦ he gets bonerā€¦ Itā€™s pretty simple.Ā 
CharlesĀ 
Charles isā€¦ both more and less helpful than ArthurĀ 
He definitely takes the same approach of likeā€¦ ā€œTall = Strong, which is GOOD,ā€ but heā€™s so casual about it that itā€™s honestly not going to be that reassuringĀ 
You try to bring it up once or twice and he justā€¦ doesnā€™t really get that itā€™s an insecurity and not something that can be solved with a simple, logical answer
He kinda just assumes that since youā€™re together, you already know he likes how you lookĀ 
(Because he really, truly does)
So he wonders why he would need to say anything to you about it other than something like, ā€œyou look fine,ā€ if you brought it up
This is okay for the most partā€¦ but on the days when youā€™re more bummed out about it than usual, it can be really annoying
Plus, getting him into the zone where he can talk about feelings is pretty hard
Not that heā€™s not willing to, I just think he doesnā€™t automatically know when youā€™re trying to have a heart to heart vs. when youā€™re just chattingĀ 
Especially since you donā€™t have that much alone time at camp and are often focused on missions otherwise
So you would really have to pull him away from whatever he was doing to fully show him that you were serious
Heā€™s great though, because once he truly gets what you mean, heā€™s going to put in the most effort to mitigate those feelingsĀ 
Not only does he fully express in words how much he adores you (height and all) after you explain, heā€™s gonna try to put more effort into his actions, as well, so you can feel it without him having to reassure you verbally
Holding you from behind, rubbing your thighs, leaning on you more, kissing your ankles etc.
And God forbid anybody make a comment about your height, heā€™s going to snap their spine
Honestly, to Charles, long as youā€™re looking healthy and strong and responding to him normally he thinks you look GOODĀ 
JavierĀ 
He likes tall women. Thatā€™s it. Thatā€™s the tweet.Ā 
In a relationship, Javier is honestly just happy as long as youā€™re happy, so the moment you show signs of being insecure, heā€™s on that shit trying to fix it
Pretty in-tune and open with emotions in general, so itā€™s never been hard for you to talk about these kinds of things together (much less anything else)
Though heā€™s another guy who just assumes that you already knew he liked how you looked, heā€™s definitely not one to shy away from telling you OR showing you if thereā€™s ever moments when youā€™re feeling extra down about it
(But thatā€™s not often since he isnā€™t really shy about loving on you)Ā 
Especially if he gets to kiss you and make you smile or laugh while doing it
Whispers in your ear about how much he loves you, hands are always NOT where they should be, creeping up your skirt and trousers, limbs all tangled up when you lay on each other at the campfire, etc.Ā 
Probably the easiest one to talk to about the whole thing, as heā€™s always willing to listen to you and immediately understands what you mean when you bring it upĀ 
Since Iā€™m sure he sometimes feels like the shortest guy in the group
That being said, since youā€™re not afraid to be honest about how you feel, you balance each other out very well
And Javier loves knowing heā€™s the only one who gets to take you down (SPICY!!!)Ā 
If another guy makes any comments about you, expect him to get pretty raunchy about how much he likes you
(For Ex: You wish you were me, bitch!!!)Ā 
Itā€™s both flattering and embarrassing at the same time
SeanĀ 
The fact that you even gave Sean the time of day is enough to make his pants tight, so he is definitely not thinking about your height
There is probably nothing wrong with you that he can actually point out, and probably genuinely thinks that you have no flaws
He honestly doesnā€™t even figure that thereā€™s anything you could actually insecure about, mostly because he loves all of you, always has, and probably always willĀ 
So to learn youā€™re unconfident about your height is kinda shocking to him
Especially since he also isnā€™t shy about loving on you 24/7ā€¦Ā 
So for it not to be enough to quell your worriesā€¦ that must mean itā€™s pretty seriousĀ 
(Heā€™s like: ā€œARE YA KIDDIN?ā€)Ā 
Definitely does his best to vocally and physically reassure you all the time (even if you donā€™t need it)
(Heā€™s not as smooth as Javier is, though)
All his suggestive comments get a thousand times worse, and heā€™s always at your side or trailing right behind you
Also always wants you in his lap. No matter what. Be in his lap. Aggressively pats his lap until you sit on him.Ā 
Definitely randomly points out you guys are together to whoever is even remotely looking ing your direction
ā€œYou see that fine thing? Yea, that oneā€¦ Sheā€™s all mineā€¦ā€ klsdjfalksjd
It probably gets to the point where he starts using embarrassing nicknames or getting in the way of being sneaky and you have to tell him to knock it off
(Unless youā€™re, idk, into it *wink wonk*)Ā 
But he really just means well Ā 
He just really doesnā€™t want you to feel insecure about yourself, and would do anything to change that, even if itā€™s a little overbearing
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vegetalass Ā· 3 years
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I know you're not around much these days but if you ever decide to make a come back, I dont suppose youd do some HC about the rdr2 guys and times theyve got caught mastyrbating around camp? I love your thoughts so much they're hilarious and cute ā˜ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ
This ask is very sweet and I like the idea so I will do it... thanks for your kind words and making me smile, anon!!šŸ„ŗā¤ļøšŸ˜˜
Find me at @ihatebnha
Hope you enjoy!!Ā 
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ArthurĀ 
Used to get caught a lot more than he does now
Because of such, Dutch and Hosea donā€™t really care on the rare occasion they do catch him just because it was pretty common when he was younger
They laugh about it between themselvesĀ 
And when caught, Arthur just pretends it didnā€™t happen
Heā€™s like, ā€œI donā€™t touch myself, Jesus, who do you think I am?ā€Ā 
Or if John jokingly is like, ā€œSaw you the other day, what were you thinking about?ā€ Arthur just plays stupid
Stuff like ā€œSee me where?ā€ or ā€œSee me what?ā€Ā 
And if the subject is pushed it turns into fighting (Arthur saying that John isnā€™t much better)
Arthur thanks the lord every day that Micah has never caught him in the act because he knows heā€™d never be able to live it down
And if a girl caught himā€¦ heā€™d probably never be able to look them in the eyes again
Probably jacks off being going to sleep or if heā€™s alone at camp
JohnĀ 
He has a lot less shame about masturbating, but heā€™s definitely even more private about the subject than ArthurĀ 
He doesnā€™t really deny it, but he definitely pulls a ā€œYou didnā€™t see shit!!ā€ Even if the person very obviously DID
Also probably gets caught more than notā€¦ Itā€™s just at this point, people have stopped commenting on itĀ 
Dutch definitely jokingly plays the ā€œPoor Abigailā€¦ā€ card all the time
It makes John (and Abigail) sooooooooo madĀ 
Honestly, I feel like when people catch him, he yells at them but doesnā€™t bother to stop
Thinks itā€™s their fault and not his because it was OBVIOUS what he was doing and they still didnā€™t bother to check or knock
This has caused fights with almost everyone
Itā€™s a ā€œwhat did you expectā€ type moment
The only time heā€™d ever apologize to is if itā€™s you or another girl who catches him, and even then he would probably never want to see you again out of embarrassmentĀ 
Hence why John probably just leaves camp and finds a secluded area to jerk off now(good luck to those who wander away from the fire)Ā 
CharlesĀ 
We love Charles because he just jerks it when heā€™s bathing in a river or somethingĀ 
Out of everyone, heā€™s the least likely to get caught, and on the rare occasion that he is, is also the most willing to laugh it offĀ 
I feel like this is because heā€™s the one who accidentally catches other people so he knows itā€™s not a big deal
Heā€™s so quiet no one knows heā€™s there until itā€™s too late
Gets called a peeper because of thisā€¦ even though Charles doesnā€™t want to catch people any more than they want to be caughtĀ 
If a girl caught him, heā€™d try to hide himself before approaching them later to formally apologizeĀ 
Itā€™s kinda weirdā€¦ Just be like Arthur and pretend it didnā€™t happen babe!!Ā 
If Dutch or Micah ever caught him doodling it, theyā€™d never let it go and tease him until witā€™s end
ā€œSo Charles is human after all!ā€ is the type of shit theyā€™d say and heā€™d literally want to pass away
Dutch, Molly hasnā€™t had one single orgasm the entire time sheā€™s been with you so BE QUIET
Most likely to masturbate when heā€™s bathing or when heā€™s away from camp and alone on missions
Micah
Everybody at camp has to pray that they donā€™t catch Micah masturbating
He has no shame and does not care what people seeĀ 
Heā€™s the ā€œWhat? I have needs!ā€ and ā€œYou do it, too!ā€ guy... which honestly, isnā€™t even bad logic
Itā€™s just when people actually walk in on him he doesnā€™t really seem botheredā€¦ which is kinda freaky
If itā€™s you or heaven forbid, another girl, he says ā€œQuit staring, either help a man out or leaveā€
And if itā€™s Arthur or anyone else, ā€œI knew you were a nasty bastardā€
Likeā€¦ Micahā€¦ youā€™re the one who isnā€™t ashamed!!!Ā 
Too bold for his own good and eventually Dutch probably has to get involvedĀ 
They have one of those ā€œman to manā€ talks where Dutch is like ā€œMicahā€¦ You knowā€¦ Menā€¦ We keep our business in privateā€¦ā€
Everyone at camp pretends theyā€™re not eavesdropping on the conversation
Itā€™s the only time Micah listens to complaints, and even though he forces himself to calm down on the lewd rudeness, he is still jacking it off whenever the urge arises
Rubs one out in his tent whenever he feels like it
Dutch
To give Dutch credit for something, he doesnā€™t jack off very oftenĀ 
Partially because he gets down with Molly a lot, but also because he considers himself to have dignity and doesnā€™t want to ruin thatĀ 
The only people whoā€™ve really caught him rubbing one out are Hosea and Arthur, and they probably let it go pretty quick after an apology
Most because Dutch is pretty polite about itĀ 
ā€œA manā€™s business is a manā€™s businessā€ or some BS like thatĀ 
So when he does masturbate, itā€™s a calculated and timed move that he makes when heā€™s pretty sure no one is around
Also willing to laugh it off when he catches someone else masturbating, mostly because he raised two teenage boys, so in a way, heā€™s used to seeing it on the daily
God forbid is another girl catches him, though, because heā€™d also pull them aside to apologize
LET IT GO, KING!!!Ā 
Jerks off only when heā€™s desperate and camp is empty
Kieran
King of bad luckĀ 
I can see him with a pretty low libido, but probably gets caught making juice the first time he tries it at camp
He was lucky it was just Charles who saw, who thankfully, didnā€™t say anything about it
But still, it scares the absolute crap out of him and his desire to jack off gets even lower than it was alreadyĀ 
Probably stupidly thinks that masturbating is dirty or a sin or something that somebody told him when he was a boy
And if a girl ever caught him, even if they didnā€™t realize what was happening, heā€™d just have a heart attack and die
Like heā€™d literally pack up his stuff and go
Everyone at camp: Weā€™ve all seen Micah twisting it so we donā€™t care
Kieran: UHHHHHĀ 
Also gets teased by Micah and Dutch for it, except their comments are like ā€œAw, donā€™t be shy, be a man!ā€ or ā€œIā€™m sure youā€™ll find yourself a woman one dayā€¦ā€
Again, Kieran just passes away
Jerks off when heā€™s alone with the horses in a field and no one is around
JavierĀ 
Hasnā€™t been caught yet despite the fact that everyone knows he jacks off ALL THE TIME
Kinda proud of himself for this fact, tooĀ 
If itā€™s the middle of the day and heā€™s in his tent, heā€™s busy
Usually can his volume to a minimum, but if he knows no one is around, he doesnā€™t mind letting it outĀ 
Charles, of course, hears it the one time heā€™s not on a team mission
Heā€™d definitely not going to stop is someone catches him, but he has the decency to cover himself up
Especially if itā€™s a lady
We like him because heā€™s not going to acknowledge it happened later but he will apologize in the momentĀ 
Says some shit like, ā€œSorry, princessā€¦ā€ jdsfhksd
If another guy tries to tease him for it, heā€™ll take it in stride and just tease backĀ 
Especially because he knows heā€™s not as bad as Micah or John who get caught ALL THE TIMEĀ 
Prefers to rub one out before bed but heā€™s not really picky as long as itā€™s in his tent and he has a way to clean up
SeanĀ 
Everyoneā€™s had a run in with Sean when his dickā€™s been outĀ 
Itā€™s practically a camp joke that everyone has a story about it
Heā€™s another guy who jacks off when bathing in the river, except heā€™s:
1. Not secretive about it
2. Bathes all the time
Sean leaves the water hole and everyone knows that they shouldnā€™t go back in there until the water is washed awayĀ 
Pretty vocal, too, so you always sorta know when you should avoid certain areas
The only time heā€™s ever embarrassed is when a girl catches him
Turns bright red, starts stuttering, looking for anything to cover himself up with while apologizing
That being said, he only feels bad because he feels like he ruined his chances of being friendly with them
Gets teased by the other boys for it but enjoys the attention, plus loves teasing right back
ā€œOh hush you, you love looking at me,ā€ type stuffĀ 
Heā€™s a lil nasty but he keeps it fun and freshĀ 
Jacks off before bathing, and sometimes in his tent if heā€™s desperate or is already clean.Ā 
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vegetalass Ā· 3 years
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I love your headcanon lists so much, they always make me laugh and smile šŸ’–
thank you so much, that makes me so happy to hear!! iā€™m glad my stuff makes you all smile!!šŸ’œšŸ’—šŸ¤šŸ–¤
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vegetalass Ā· 3 years
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If you come back to this, would you consider doing hcs for the rdr2 boys coping with bad breakups? šŸ‘€šŸ™ˆšŸ’–šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆšŸ˜³
I love your stuff btw! Hope the hiatus is going well and you're having fun being absorbed into new fandom stuff <3
JSKajhdhajfskhjdkajsh AHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE TOO SWEET WTFšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗSo I just went ahead and wrote this request for you LOOOOOLšŸ˜ŽšŸ’˜šŸ˜³šŸ¤ 
even tho I would still say Iā€™m on hiatus.... I was just thinking about Mister Arthur Morgan today and how much i want to sit on his lap and hug him and kiss his cheeks and hold his face against my chest.... So I figure this is as good a time as any to write some stuff for rdr2...
Plus... I really am happy about the fact that people like my work enough to still send me asks!!! I miss the rdr2 fandom a lot tbh because as Iā€™m sure you all have been know... The bnha fandom is a little..... wack tbh..... But regardless, I am having as much fun as i possibly can under the circumstances!!! Theres a lot of good content there...Ā 
and just in case u like bnha... you can actually find me at @ihatebnha if you want to read any of my current BNHA stuff (tho im sorta taking a break there too temporarily). Either way, even if you donā€™t, i appreciate u all for sticking with me and I MISS U GUYS so i hope this does u all some justice!
anyway... i hope this is what you were looking for because I LOVE UUUUUU!! ENJOYšŸ’ššŸ§”ā¤ļø
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Arthur
First of allā€¦ā€¦ā€¦. If you break up with Arthur I personally will come beat you up
Secondlyā€¦.
Honestly, he probably just goes completely numb
He doesnā€™t have the emotional stability or strength to handle unpacking how or why itā€™s happening
You ask to break up with him and his soul leaves his body and heā€™s just ā€œOk.šŸ™‚Whatever you think is best, baby.ā€
And thatā€™s the end of it. Wonā€™t even let you explain.
This means donā€™t prank him by pretending to break up with him either because youā€™ll accidentally kill him
Like he genuinely probably thinks that he deserves whatever it is that made you want to break up with him and that thereā€™s really nothing he can do to feel better about it
Even if was just something like, long distance problems or needing a break
This also hurts so badly because I feel likeā€¦ getting to the point where Arthur even wants to date you takes FOREVERā€¦ He really really needs to trust and love the person who heā€™s withā€¦
And so to see them leave would just break his heart up into pieces and he wouldnā€™t be able to handle that all over again
He justā€¦ becomes a ghost
Anyone from the gang even mentions it or asks how he is and he just tells them heā€™s fine and doesnā€™t need to talk about it
Even if he really is aching deep downā€¦ He just canā€™t bring himself to talk about it because it still doesnā€™t make any sense to him
And honestly, he just doesnā€™t want things to hurt any more than they already do by acknowledging them or facing them head on
So he just submits to it all being his fault, it was the right thing to do, that youā€™re happier without him, etc. and permanently shuts himself off
If you left him, that would be the absolute final straw and he would just throw himself into his work and never look back
And honestly wouldnā€™t even notice if someone else was making moves on you, thatā€™s how out of it he is.
You wouldnā€™t even notice something was wrong unless you TRULY knew Arthur
Heā€™s a tough cookie
John
John is the guy who acts like heā€™s fine if anyone sees him but cries 24/7 when heā€™s alone
If anyone asks him about it heā€™s like ā€œI donā€™t care, itā€™s fine and I respect their decisionā€¦ Iā€™m a man, not a baby.ā€
But the truth isā€¦. Sirā€¦ You ARE baby
Honestlyā€¦. Heā€™s just saying all that so people donā€™t really know how much heā€™s hurting or think heā€™s weak and try to help
And in a modern setting, Abigail, Arthur, Hosea, anyone really, canā€™t go to his apartment because heā€™s lost all motivation to take care of himself
Dishes piled up, laundry everywhere, heā€™s been wearing the same pajamas for a week, his trash is full of microwave meal packagesā€¦ Itā€™s just so fucking bad
Single Man Shit
Probably goes through bouts of rage too
Was he not good enough? Did you think you werenā€™t good enough? Was it the fact that he has Abigail and Jack? Is he too ugly for someone pretty like you? Ā 
Itā€™s in these moments that he starts throwing stuff around and kicking chairs and whatnot
I imagine itā€™s all pretty nonviolent but he still just wants to make a mess to release all that pent up frustration
But he always just ends up on the floor or in bed crying again because he really doesnā€™t understand what went wrong since he was trying so hard to be a good partner
He wanted to be good for you :(
At least to make up for what he did to Abigail
Probably a couple months after the breakup he starts feeling betterā€¦
Picks his laundry up and does the dishes and starts to open up to the gang again
Heā€™s definitely still sad when he thinks about it allā€¦ But he knows heā€™ll get over it as long as you seem happy from afar
If any of the other boys from camp try to make a move on you, he does his best to ignore itā€¦ Knowing itā€™s not his place to speak for you anymore, even if seeing you with someone else does make him sad
And he probably takes some extra time to spend with Abigail and Jack, too
Thereā€™s really no one like your family (even if theyā€™re chosen) to make you feel better in situations like this
(Especially since they went through the same thing as him BY him)
Karmaā€™s a bitch, lol
Charles
Charles... My loveā€¦.. My babyā€¦ā€¦.
He takes a while to fall apart because honestly, heā€™s just so confused
He definitely does not recover quickly, but of course, appears to function kind of normally
If anything, he just gets more quiet and distant than before, simply because he needs a lot of time and space to think about everything
And because looking at you hurts so badly
When you mention breaking up, he probably just stands up and walks away
And if you chase after him trying to explain, heā€™ll tell you that you donā€™t need to justify yourself, and that he just needs to be alone
However, deep down, heā€™s gutted and really just needs the space to process what you said and then calm down
He doesnā€™t want to face the gang, and possibly you, again, crying, hence why he doesnā€™t come back for a while, but he knows that he canā€™t just run away from everything
He never thought that youā€™d be capable of hurting him in the way that you did
And he wonders what the final straw that pushed you over the edge was
He definitely saw you staying together for a long time, and had a lot of ideas for your future, so the breakup was especially surprising and devastating for that reason alone
And he would probably never want to speak to you again
Not really because he hated you, but because it would be too emotional for him to be around you knowing you didnā€™t feel the same as him
And even though heā€™s okay with emotions, the gang just isnā€™t exactly the right space for him to deal with them
Though he probably eventually talks about it with Arthur after a couple months, once he finds another normal, and bonds with him over the shared experience
He would never be able to ask you this, but he wonders if the reason you left him was for the same reasons heā€™s shunned in society
I think that would hurt him the mostā€¦ if you didnā€™t want to be seen with him in public
Even though he knows that itā€™s unlikely, since he didnā€™t want to hear your reasons for leaving, itā€™s something that he thinks about
Even if it would hurt him to see you with someone else, he wouldnā€™t do anything about it
And as always, heā€™d just stay quiet, watching
Micah
Micah blames you
Everything is your fault. Everything.
Oh, you want to break up with him? When heā€™s been so nice to you? So good? Heā€™d literally do anything for you, and youā€™re not happy with that? Youā€™re such an ungrateful bitch! Fuck you! He never even wanted to date you in the first place, so itā€™s your fault for making him love you. Sorry he tried soooo hard. Ā 
Any semblance of sadness he feels about losing you turns to rage so quickly since he just really cannot fathom why youā€™d leave him
Genuinely thinks heā€™s the best boyfriend youā€™ve ever had and ever will
SIRā€¦????
Despite his anger, he probably is sad deep downā€¦ He just doesnā€™t really recognize it as sadness in the first place
His chest aches when he thinks about you? His eyes sting and burn when he looks at you? His stomach hurts at any and every thought of you?
Youā€™re just an ugly witch who wants him dead.
He has never felt any of these things before, and frankly, he hates feeling like this.
And absolutely refuses to admit to himself that maybeā€¦ MAYBEā€¦ he just misses you and wants you backā€¦
Honestly though, you will never get word nor wind of this, and before long, he really just does start to hate you.
If you werenā€™t in the gang, and were ever in a situation where you saw him again, heā€™d try to make your life a hell.
Heā€™d tease you in front of whoever you were with, talking about how heā€™s probably the best fuck youā€™d ever have and that ā€œif you still wanted to fuck him,ā€ he ā€œwouldnā€™t blame youā€¦ā€ and might even think about it going at it on more time
In a modern setting, heā€™s definitely a hate fucking type of ex
And if he ever saw you with a new boy, he would probably try to lay some hands on them for even thinking about touching you
AND STILL doesnā€™t realize that this means he still loves youā€¦ But whatever
If you break up with him, guaranteed youā€™re probably never getting back together
Dutch
Dutch is a tough oneā€¦ I feel like it really depends on how long youā€™ve been together, the reason why you want to breakup, and how much value he has for the you and relationship itself
I think heā€™d be more upset about a long term relationship ending than anything and heā€™d definitely try to argue with you about any of the problems you bring up
He definitely hits you with the, ā€œyou shouldā€™ve known what you were getting into,ā€ which, honestly, is a pretty fair point
He doesnā€™t actually want you to leave him, thoughā€¦ He just doesnā€™t really want to change
Which is why the whole thing ends up being so T O X I C
But if he realizes that you are actually serious about breaking up, he isnā€™t above saying that heā€™ll put the work into fixing everything
Though thatā€™s kind of a lie, since heā€™s mostly just saying it to get you to stay
If the argument gets too intense, heā€™ll let you walk away
But only because heā€™s going to brainstorm about how to get you back
Iā€™m sure this is a given, but none of the other boys at camp are allowed to even think about getting close to you
It wasnā€™t so bad when you and Dutch were still together, but if he wants you back, everyone is a threat
Arthur and John are given direct orders to not even comfort youā€¦ And Dutch even tries to get Miss Grimshaw to be mean to you
At least so he can swoop in and save youā€¦ Thinking that youā€™ll run right back into his arms if no one except him is nice to you
Because thatā€™s where you belong
If he doesnā€™t manage to succeed in winning you back, the moment he realizes that everything is over, he will 100% start ignoring you
And donā€™t put it past him to try show off the fact that heā€™s found someone new to fuck
Honestly, since heā€™s the leader, at this point, heā€™d probably just be looking for a good way to get rid of you
Nothing violent, just find a little brothel he can pop you in when the gangā€™s about to leave some random town
Seems like a good idea to himā€¦ Since if heā€™s not special, no one is.
Same reason why, if you cheat on him, you will never see the whites of his eyes again
Much less anyone from the gang
Kieran
To give Kieran some credit... Heā€™s probably the most in touch with his emotions
He doesnā€™t respond very well to the breakup, just says okay and lets you walk away, but heā€™s not above accepting the truth and just crying about it for a while
First and foremost, you need to be happy, even if it means without him
Part of him wants to beg for you to stay so badlyā€¦ Hold onto the bottom of your shirt and cryā€¦ But I know that he probably thinks he doesnā€™t deserve to and would be able to stop himself
Obviously, you know better than him about everything so why would you be wrong about breaking up?
His work definitely lags and he ends up spending more time with the animals than anyone else, but heā€™s okay at holding himself together
No one would even know heā€™s still suffering unless they talked to him about it
Which they donā€™t, really, and honestly heā€™s sort of glad, because it gives him a lot of time to think about everything
Which is why, even months after the breakup, if he hasnā€™t found someone new, he still thinks about what it would be like if you stayed
Daydreams about cuddling with you, about dancing with you, about brushing the horses with you, starting a family, everythingā€¦
He wishes it were his so badly
And so seeing you with another boy, especially if it were someone else at camp, would absolutely kill him
And yet, heā€™d still manage to keep it all to himself. Nothing but his greedy eyes left
Self esteem gone foreverā€¦ Heā€™d take you back in a heartbeat
Doesnā€™t help that the poor baby definitely gets clowned by Dutch and Micah about not being able to keep ā€œa good fuckā€ around
It really hurtsā€¦ But in the end, he knows theyā€™re right Ā 
Javier
Javier probably gets over everything the quickest out of all of the boys.
I just see him as having the most romantic experience out of all of them, so he understands how relationships (and breakups) work
His logic is, why would he want to be with someone who doesnā€™t want to be with him?
Which makes getting over you faster than normal
Especially since, regardless of why you wanted to leave, heā€™s going to respect your wishes
Definitely a little peeved at first though because he thought things were fine between the two of you
Heā€™s just not going to bother trying to get you to stay
Especially since he knows that he can be kind of flirty with people even when heā€™s with you
That being said, if he sees any of the other boys at camp trying to get with you, heā€™s going to be BIG MAD
First of all, he was there first, so they should know better than to touch someone elseā€™s things
And second of all, it would just feels like theyā€™re showing off the fact that you left him, rather than the other way around
But honestly, he probably wouldnā€™t care if you found a stranger to mess with. Itā€™s not like they know your relationship history, and honestly, he knows it wouldnā€™t be fair if he were ever to find someone else he likes.
So heā€™s fine watching you run around
Itā€™s only ever late at night, if itā€™s been a while since youā€™ve spoken to him, or heā€™s feeling lonely, that he thinks about what things would be like if you were still with him
He wonders what really made you leave, and if you were honest with him during the relationship
Overall, heā€™d be okay, but would definitely still be down to fuck if you ever wanted! You may not want to be with each other anymore, but it doesnā€™t change the fact you guys had some bomb ass sex
Sean
Sean is another boy whoā€™s going to be a bit more angry than sad
That being said, heā€™s no where near as bad as Micah and knows that the anger comes from the sadness
Heā€™s just extremely frustrated that things didnā€™t work out, and resents the fact that you didnā€™t even want to try and fix things with him
Itā€™s not like he really blames you for thatā€¦ But he wishes that he could
Especially since throughout it all, even now, he doesnā€™t actually hate you, and still wishes that you would come back
Heā€™s knows his personality can be a little overwhelming, but he wouldā€™ve been willing to change if it made you happy!
But honestly, since he doesnā€™t need to anymore, everything about him just gets a bitā€¦ Worse
Constantly making a show of showing off for the other girls at camp, always trying to flirt with the girls at the saloon, talking the boysā€™ heads off about anything and everythingā€¦
Just to distract himself and prove that heā€™s doing fineā€¦ That you didnā€™t hurt him at all, and he doesnā€™t need you
But even heā€™s not all that convinced
If any of the other boys at camp start messing around with you, heā€™ll definitely start a fight with them, feeling like were just doing it to piss him off
Heā€™d lose, though, and would end up just going to bed and crying.
If he saw you flirting with a stranger, heā€™d be equally as mad, but he probably wouldnā€™t do anything other than get super drunk in front of you to ruin the mood
Eventually he starts feeling more like himself, and it definitely helps if you donā€™t treat him weirdly, but he finds that he does still think of you when he sees cute married girls or children, wondering what he wouldā€™ve had if things didnā€™t go wrong.
Especially since he also gets teased by the gang for not being able to hold it downā€¦ Despite his constant talk
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hey!!! donā€™t worry about dropping off the radar for a bit, youā€™re totally fine! how do you like bnha? Iā€™m the same way in that I love the show but think that the fandom can be kinda šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬
you are too sweet and i love u and ur my best friendšŸ„ŗthank you for being so understanding!!šŸ’œ
as for bnha... im not very far yet so its been kinda a mixed bag, but overall I have to say im liking it a lot! honestly a lot of it is sooooo dramatic to me which can be really cringey but its always nice to watch something that does a good job of balancing light heartedness with a good story/a topic thatā€™s taken seriously, so overall its been great (esp since the fandom is active and i dont have to beg for content)...
I also think THe fighting and yelling is a little weird too but i think it will get better the more i watch, which im super excited to do!! i also want to pick up the manga eventually which may help..Ā overall i just need to get over my hatred of high school LMAO and then it wont be so awkward for me!! Its sad that all the characters are babies.. im not even that old but still... being 15 is like being a babby practically.Ā 
honestly tho, now that weā€™re here... i think my hatred of the bnha fandom stems back to 2016/17 when i really liked voltron legendary defender (which is actually so funny lmao)... bc to this day, VLD is the only show/fandom iā€™ve had to leave due to fandom issues and i think at the time, i was just salty bc a part of me felt like the annoying VLD fans just moved on to bnha... since ive always been sorta picky abt fandom depictions of characters in shows / animes, this was scary to me for a lot of reasons and still is since .. more fans = more interpretations...Ā 
however....Ā now that some time has passed im just hoping i can find a good part of the fandom to hang out in so that i can enjoy the show IN PEACE the way i deserve!! im finally ready to forgive bnha for. being annoyingšŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„° (lmao im jk) and overall excited to think abt my own interpretations u know?Ā 
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ADJDJDKDJAKDNS I LOVE THOSE QUARANTINE HEADCANONS. I wasnā€™t the anon, but theyā€™re all so spot on and hilarious oh my god. Also Iā€™m sorry about ur series of unfortunate events at McDonalds :(
AHHHDSUHFAHJSDHFJ THABK YOU SO MUCH I WORKED HARD ON THEM SO THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY ILYšŸ’š šŸ„° šŸ„ŗ šŸ˜­ šŸ„³ šŸ˜© šŸ’œ
and thank u omg it was sooooooo miserable (it was 100 degrees out and everything) but now that im home its honestly making me laugh to think abt... ALL I WANTED WAS SOME MICKEY Dā€™s bruh smh :(Ā 
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hcs of the gang being quarantined in one big house together maybe?? šŸ„ŗ lub ur writing
i lub u, anon!!šŸ„ŗ sorry this took forever!
GeneralĀ 
Oh my godddddddddd
They had to stop doing movie nights because there was too much fightingĀ 
They tried to set it up such that everyone got a turn to pick a movie but there were still complaints
Now, movies are viewed at random and the policy is thatĀ 
1. The TV is first come first serve
2. You have to announce when youā€™re using it
3. Anyone is allowed to join youĀ 
This has stemmed into multiple people shouting ā€œIM WATCHING _____ā€ at random times
And yes, people will try to hide the remote (mostly Sean)
If they can find it, that is
The lines between public and private property have been blurred. Everything must be labeled or there is a chance someone will take itĀ 
You can risk it, but itā€™s not recommended since theyā€™re all dudes and will most likely eat anythingĀ 
And even with your name on a box of graham crackers, thereā€™s still a chance someone will stick their hand it in and steal a few
All the dudes walk around in their Long Johns like itā€™s not awkward
They have to do their own laundry so everyone is missing socks
Or they have extras
And wet laundry is constantly being left on the ground if itā€™s unattended and someone needs the washerĀ 
Arthur
This dude double dipsĀ 
He licks the spoon and puts it back in, tooĀ 
Gets yelled at a lot for this, but never remembers to stop
Everybody is afraid to touch all of the dips now because of thisĀ 
And Hosea has to start buying separate ones just for Arthur
Heā€™s the one who takes 3 hour bathsĀ 
I imagine that thereā€™s multiple bathrooms in the house but not enough for everyone so there are definitely times when people are like ā€œWTF, Arthur youā€™re still in there?ā€ or ā€œWhereā€™s Arthur?ā€Ā 
Usually itā€™s Charles or John because they donā€™t mind sharing a bathroom with each otherĀ 
Cue Arthur having accidentally fallen asleep in the tubĀ 
But yea heā€™s just chilling in there, otherwise
Started the quarantine off by trying to fix up the houseā€¦ But immediately got lazy
Thereā€™s probably a number of things he keeps saying that heā€™ll ā€œget to, eventuallyā€
The only reason Dutch hasnā€™t called someone is because itā€™s a PANDEMIC
Technologically challengedĀ 
Barely knows how to turn on the TV and still uses an iPhone 5 that has pretty much stopped working
John has given up trying to explain how to make things fullscreen on YouTube
Because of this, probably spends most of his time wandering around the yard and reading or journaling
Tilly even bought him some scrapbooking supplies, which heā€™s been trying to useĀ 
Little washi tapes and highlighters because she knows it canā€™t get too complicated too fastĀ 
She also makes him an Instagram account so he can take photos or post art
But figuring out how it works is a losing battle, and he never remembers to use it, anywayĀ 
ā€œI think we should get a petā€Ā 
Everyone: ā€œArthur... Do we look like we take care of ourselves?Ā 
If anyone tries to talk about how annoying the quarantine is, starts ranting about people who refuse to take it seriously
And the conversation ends up spiraling into him blaming capitalism for everything
JohnĀ 
Every other meal he eats is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or Doritos
He does that thing where he wraps a bowl or plate in plastic wrap so he doesnā€™t have to wash itĀ 
Doesnā€™t clean up after himself
Leaves used tissues, slimy butter knives with PB on them, and crusty socks laying aroundĀ 
Unluckiest of them allĀ 
His snacks get taken the most, the bathroom is always occupied when he needs it, never gets to use the TV, his laundry is always moved, etc.Ā 
Always ends up using the bathroom when thereā€™s no toilet paper
Texts Arthur for help and then makes an announcement in the group chat about ā€œcommon courtesyā€Ā 
Nobody replies
His texts are full of messages to Abigail that all say the same thing
ā€œHelp.ā€ + ā€œPlease come get meā€ + ā€œI hate it hereā€
Theyā€™re all left on read except for the occasional response asking if he needs anything from Target
The list he sends back is like four paragraphs long and itā€™s all dumb stuffĀ 
Heā€™s like ā€œFaceTime me when you get there, I wanna go shopping tooā€
Doesnā€™t even really want to leave the house for necessities, so he has to do stuff like water down his soaps or steal other peopleā€™s toiletries just to prolong how often he needs to go shopping for himself
Heā€™s the one using Irish Spring from the dollar store mixed with water or a block of orange Dial soap that hasnā€™t been touched in five yearsĀ 
Charles tries to throw away an empty hand soap and John is like ā€œTHEREā€™S STILL SOAP IN THERE LOOKā€ *mixes water with it*Ā 
Steals razors and ShampooĀ 
Thinks conditioner is ā€œunnecessaryā€ and ā€œdoesnā€™t do anythingā€Ā 
Complains about being bored but doesnā€™t bother to do the things people that people offer
CharlesĀ 
Voluntarily becomes a recluseĀ 
Not because he wants to but because everyone else is too annoying to deal withĀ 
Heā€™s forced to start using the internet and when heā€™s not on the computer heā€™s trying to block out the noise of the 8 other men he lives with just livingĀ 
Going on walks is his other hobby
Also probably buys one of those adult coloring books to color
Like Athur, Charles hogs the bathroomĀ 
Itā€™s not as bad as Arthur since heā€™s not in the tub for the whole time but he really will spend an hour getting ready in the morning for absolutely no reasonĀ 
If anyone asks about it he just tells them that since theyā€™re in quarantine thereā€™s no reason to rushĀ 
But he does get yelled at if thereā€™s no other bathrooms availableĀ 
Becomes a self-care connoisseurĀ 
Walks around in a bathrobe and face mask just to try and achieve some sort of zenĀ 
Literally the only one who doesnā€™t walk around half naked
Besides Hosea, the one of the only guys who tries to wake up on time and eat three healthy meals a dayĀ 
The house is entirely dark and heā€™s eating toast while Hosea makes coffeeĀ 
Itā€™s awkward, not because theyā€™re weird about each other but because no one else is awake and itā€™s quiet for onceĀ 
Dutch is the third person up and Charles leaves the kitchen by the time heā€™s aroundĀ 
Gave up trying to do the dishes and only cleans what he uses
Sometimes if he feels like being nice heā€™ll do Arthurā€™s dishes, tooĀ 
But only if he gets something back in return, like Arthur doing his laundry or something
The only one who changes his bedsheets on the regular
Him and Kieran are the only ones trusted by Hosea to leave the house safelyĀ 
MicahĀ 
Everyone is surprised Micah isnā€™t dead yet
Everyone is constantly fed up with him for something or for just being irritatingĀ 
And try to ignore him for the most part, which is hard
Tries to defends himself with ā€œWell, you donā€™t have to bother me if you donā€™t want toā€Ā 
Doesnā€™t clean up after himself, either
John leaves more mess, but Micah does worse stuffĀ 
While John just leaves his dirty peanut butter knives around, Micah does stuff like forget to put the mayo back in the fridge, leave the bread bag out and open, forgets to bring his used dishes to the dishwasher, throws his trash in other peopleā€™s trash cans, leaves his wet laundry in the dryer, etc.Ā 
If itā€™s annoying and gross, he does itĀ 
And tries to eat food that other people have made for themselves or donā€™t want to share with himĀ 
Dutch is the only one who shares with him willingly
Does not pick up his hair from the bottom of the shower
And doesnā€™t clean the sink after he shaves
Honestly, I doubt any of the drains in the house work properly because so much shaving goes onĀ 
Itā€™s honestly surprising to everyone that he takes the quarantine seriouslyĀ 
Accuses people of being sick even though all of them have barely left the houseā€¦Ā 
Wears a mask inside when heā€™s feeling saltyĀ 
He doesnā€™t even care about the mask, itā€™s just to make people feel gross and bad about themselves
Besides Sean, heā€™s always trying to hog the TV
And everything he watches is annoying, pretentious, or both
Complains about there being ā€œnothing to watchā€ despite always having something on and refusing to stop
Tries to smoke inside and literally always get busted for it
Even if other people are doing it too, heā€™s the one who doesnā€™t even bother to be by a window when he does it
His room is always off limitsĀ 
If you need something from him you need to knock and wait in the doorway
Also does the ā€œYouā€™re too closeā€¦ Step back, pleaseā€ thing
And if anyone gets mad, says itā€™s a pandemic and heā€™s just trying to be SAFE
Mostly does this to feel powerful
Turns in to Uncle Jr. with all the complaining and berating he does
Uncle is honestly offended
Hosea
The only person allowed to do the shoppingĀ 
He gave up trying to give people lists because the groceries they came back with were never rightĀ 
Either too few, too many, not the right stuff... You name itĀ 
See here for more
Thatā€™s why, despite being the oldest, heā€™s the one who goes grocery shopping for meals twice a weekĀ 
Refuses to buy alcohol because of incidents that theyā€™ve had
Canā€™t stop people from sneaking it, though
Similar to Dutch in that he gets annoyed when people oversleep, but because its quarantine, he tries to not mention it, and at the worst, gets passive aggressiveĀ 
Tries to make a chore chart for people to follow but it gets ignored
He ends up having to force people to do things by reminding them constantlyĀ 
Heā€™s the one who starts opening peopleā€™s doors in the morning and turning on the lights
Makes everybody start eating on paper plates with plastic silverware because heā€™s tired of trying to make people use the dishwasherĀ 
Arthur doesnā€™t know how, John doesnā€™t put his plates in the right place, Charles refuses to since no one else contributes to keeping it neat, Micah doesnā€™t even know they have one, Kieran also canā€™t fill it correctly...Ā 
Basically, itā€™s too much for Hosea to handleĀ 
His dinners are all Costco pre-made meals that can be made quicklyĀ 
Frozen lasagna and prepackaged salad type stuffĀ 
Heā€™s the guy who falls asleep on the couch sitting up while watching TV and if you try to talk to him he says ā€œIā€™m awakeā€ without opening his eyes
And if heā€™s using it, donā€™t even think about suggesting to change the channelĀ 
The answer is and always will be no
Even when heā€™s not really paying attention
And itā€™s either on the History Channel or Discovery Channel
Always complaining about how cold his feet are
Doesnā€™t let anyone touch the thermostat
Heā€™s an in real life Elf on the Shelf
DutchĀ 
If anyone, and I mean anyone starts sleeping in, he gets in a really pissy moodĀ 
ā€œWhile Iā€™m up, doing work for you, youā€™re sitting in bed being lazy!!!ā€ and ā€œWhat do you mean you donā€™t understand why! Why should I have to tell you why wasting the day is annoying to all those who are working!ā€Ā 
Even despite this, he canā€™t actually change the fact that no one wakes up on time
And itā€™s not like the work heā€™s doing for them is very important
Heā€™s the one who thinks that a pandemic is the perfect time to be or do something useful
Eat healthy, write a book, pump ironā€¦ Anything
And when people complain about being useless heā€™s like ā€œYou have all this free time!!!1! Stop complaining!!! You can do anything!!!ā€Ā 
And if heā€™s doing something he considers useful, yells at people who try to bother himĀ 
Arthur: ā€œHosea wanted to know-ā€
Dutch: *doing sit ups* ā€œCANā€™T YOU SEE Iā€™M BUSY?ā€Ā 
When itā€™s his turn to cook dinner, heā€™s making 8 boxes of Trader Joeā€™s mac and cheese in a huge pot and calling a meal
Literally the only meal no one complains aboutĀ 
He wonā€™t clean the pot when itā€™s finished, though
Literally just cooks and leaves it out for someone else to deal with
Another self-care aficionadoĀ 
Also walks around in a bathrobe and face maskĀ 
Heā€™s worse than Charles though, because while Charles wears pants... Dutch will be booty ass naked under hisĀ 
Also keeps trying to make homemade masks and scrubs and walks around in those, tooĀ 
Heā€™s like ā€œThis is a good one, I can tell alreadyā€Ā 
Everyone: ā€œDutch... is that... mayo... in your hair?ā€
Annoyingly good at monopoly
Does not invite Molly over and gets yelled at over FaceTime
Cue everyone eavesdropping on their arguments
Goes on power walks
Yells at people when they listen to loud music with swear wordsĀ 
Honestly, always yelling at people
ā€œCan somebody get me my slippers? Arthur? John? Hosea? AnYoNe!!!ā€
KieranĀ 
Spends the least time in the bathroom because heā€™s afraid of getting yelled atĀ 
Does everything in five minute incrementsĀ 
Except for showers, when he allows himself ten minutes
BarelyĀ 
Most of what he eats is just microwave popcorn and shredded cheese
Heā€™s the one asking people if they want to go on ā€œfamily walksā€ with him
Literally no one joins himĀ 
Also tries to play board games with everyone
This goes a little better at least because Hosea will sometimes play and if heā€™s there, a few people will definitely joinĀ 
Very bad at monopoly
The most conscious about wearing a maskĀ 
The others wear them but Kieran is the one who wears double masks, gloves, and carries around FebreezeĀ 
Also will get mad if anyone forgets their ā€œsafety equipmentā€Ā 
Or if theyā€™re within six feet of him in public
Props to him though for staying healthyĀ 
Iā€™ve mentioned this before, but... Spends most of his time playing games on a big tablet wearing headphones
Candy Crush and FarmVille and Words with Friends and stuff like that
Though all of his internet friends are weird old ladies he doesnā€™t knowĀ 
Everyone is mad at him for sending non-stop game notifications, too
Hosea is the only one who responds to any of themĀ 
Heā€™ll never admit this, though
Also tries to start doing arts and craftsĀ 
Mary-Beth started telling him about the various crafts sheā€™s been doing, so heā€™s started trying to follow along, tooĀ 
Things like crocheting or popsicle stick artĀ 
His stuff all looks bad, but heā€™s just happy to be doing it
And to be FaceTiming Mary-Beth
When he gets to choose a movie, heā€™s picking a ā€œfamily-friendlyā€ movie like Inside Out or Lilo and StitchĀ 
Everyone starts out being mad but they all end up watching the whole thing without complainingĀ 
Heated debates ensue, tooĀ 
For example, like about whether Flynn shouldā€™ve cut Repunzelā€™s hair in TangledĀ 
ā€œYOUā€™RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT Iā€™M WRONG?ā€Ā 
Charles + Arthur vs. Dutch + Bill
Makes meatloaf or Hamburger Helper like once a week
Theyā€™re basically the only thing he knows how to makeĀ 
Sides with Arthur when he suggests getting a pet
Wears a SnuggieĀ 
Doesnā€™t change his socksĀ 
Javier
Plays his own music very loudly and wonā€™t turn it off or down if you askĀ 
Either that or heā€™s practicing guitarĀ 
Itā€™s not really that bad but when you canā€™t escape it.... People get madĀ 
The only saving grace is that the singing is usually in Spanish so itā€™s not as bothersome
The door to his room is always closed
Refuses to open it
To talk to him, you have to knock and then heā€™ll exit
Dutch is the only one allowed in and he thinks Javierā€™s rules about entering are creepy so never does it
Javier cooks his own food and wonā€™t share
Only makes enough for exactly one person so even if he wanted to, thereā€™s not enough
Eats dinner in his room to prevent people from bothering him or asking for some
However, he has the biggest stash of quarantine snacksā€¦Ā 
No one knows where he gets them
And getting him to share is like trying to do a drug deal, but heā€™s not against it as long as he gets something in returnĀ 
He didnā€™t personally cook all these snacks so the rules are differentĀ 
His room is full of scented candles to make it smell better since the whole house kinda smells like BoyĀ 
Buys a gamer chair at the start of quarantineĀ 
Claims itā€™s more comfortable than the office chair that Dutch and Hosea chose for everyone
Everyone is jealous
Wears fuzzy pajama pants onlyĀ 
Sean
Sean is the one sleeping in
Never sleeps in his bed and just falls asleep wherever, basically
Usually the couch
Because heā€™s always snoozing, heā€™s the one who watches the most TV
Micah claims this isnā€™t ā€œfair,ā€ despite doing the same thing
And even if heā€™s not watching TV, heā€™s just using the couch to watch Tik Toks full volumeĀ 
Tries to make his own Tik Toks, but they either stink or no one wants to participate
Constantly having people get mad at him for recording themĀ 
Stopped wearing clothes the moment quarantine started
Always in a tank top and his underpantsĀ 
Itā€™s kinda weirdĀ 
People cared at first but by now they canā€™t be bothered to complain since theyā€™reĀ 
1. Used to itĀ 
2. Probably start doing the same thing
Leaves his laundry laying around
Also wonā€™t share anything heā€™s eatingĀ 
Gets mad when people steal food
Doesnā€™t address anyone in particular though, just walks around yelling about how ā€œnobody has the common decency not to stealā€Ā 
Has food delivered almost every other dayĀ 
No one knows where heā€™s getting the money from, either
Everyone think itā€™s a waste
Mostly because he doesnā€™t share, but also because all hell broke loose when Hosea found out about an expense called ā€œdelivery feesā€Ā 
Also has a stick up his ass about wasting foodĀ 
Started yelling about this randomly, tooĀ 
If he canā€™t force someone else to finish leftovers, he forces himself to finish themĀ 
Probably gets caught watching a certain type of nasty video a lot
Lowkey it probably happens to everybody at least once
Yells at anti-maskersĀ 
Tries to wrestle the other boys and gets his ass handed to him
Bill
Possessive of everythingĀ 
Usually heā€™s not this bad but being cooped up with a bunch of thieves and liars doesnā€™t make him confident that his Circus Animal cookies will last very longĀ 
Doesnā€™t share anything and very adamant about making sure thereā€™s labels on things so nothing gets mixed up
Also makes his own space in the fridge with tapeĀ 
BILLā€™S SPACE DO NOT TOUCHĀ 
And will start yelling in anything is movedĀ 
Not as bad as Sean though because he only cares about his own stuff
The whole thing is super hypocritical though, because he definitely steals other peopleā€™s stuff
If he gets caught, claims ā€œitā€™s only fairā€Ā 
Hosea has to buy him soap because he wonā€™t buy it himself
Definitely the one who learns how to make prison hooch with cranberry juice and yeast
And the one who eats all of the ice creamĀ 
Even the nasty flavorsĀ 
Wears the same clothes everyday because since heā€™s not working, ā€œtheyā€™re not dirtyā€Ā 
They start getting holes in them, though
If anyone tries to suggest something for him to do, he gets mad and claims he ā€œknows how to entertain himselfā€
Also constantly accusing people of being in his space or businessĀ 
Ends up starting a ton of fights over this and then complaining about how mean everyone is to himĀ 
Heā€™s not doing it on purpose, thoughĀ 
Ends up buying some kind of gaming console to pass the time
If he buys an Xbox, he shares with the rest of the boys
If he buys a nintendo switch, he starts playing Animal Crossing and doesnā€™t put it down for weeksĀ 
Out of everyoneā€¦ Heā€™s the one who takes the pandemic the least seriousĀ 
He follows the rules because he doesnā€™t want to be eaten alive by any of the boys, but he probably thought the virus was a hoax at firstĀ 
He learned his lesson the first time he tried to go out without a mask and got locked in the car, though
Forgets to flush the toiletĀ 
His room is dirty
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Iā€™ve been having some āœØissuesāœØ but requests are coming Iā€™m sorry everyone I hope u forgive me šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ»šŸ‘ˆšŸ»
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ik this is a bit odd, but can you do some hc about micah as a kid/teen like his family life and stuff idk
This totally isnā€™t odd at all, anon! I love writing / thinking about this kind of topic too so Iā€™m so happy you asked! Obviously, Iā€™m taking some liberties here to create more of a narrative / backstory... but I hope you like it anyway!Ā 
Iā€™m sorry that theyā€™re not the happiestā€¦. If u want happy just send me another request and i gotchu!!Ā 
I also couldnā€™t decide if u wanted in game or modern so I just did both LOLĀ 
In Game
As far as we know, Micah is the third of his line and has a (younger) brother, AmosĀ 
Itā€™s honestly pretty easy to see Micah growing up without a mother...Ā 
Either because she left or because she died when he was very youngĀ 
And because his father is an outlaw, Micah has a hard time getting a straight story out of himĀ of what happened to her anywayĀ 
One thing that he probably knows for sure, however, is the fact that his father was probably very abusive to her, mostly because we can infer that he was abusive to Micah, as wellĀ 
Hence why her leaving, dying, or getting left behind isnā€™t an implausible thoughtĀ 
That being said, everyone loves their mother, and I think the lack of growing up with one definitely is part of what makes him so cruel, angry, and bitterĀ 
Especially as heā€™s growing up, since part of him feels like he was robbed of being lovedĀ 
This is also pretty ironic because this situation is very close to that of Arthurā€™s... as he also has a dead mother and outlaw fatherĀ 
Thatā€™s why, I think, in a way, Micah trying to follow in his father's footsteps was and is a defense mechanism
It acts as a way to both protect himself from his fatherā€™s wrath and a way for him to do something other than sit around and be miserableĀ 
Or in Amosā€™ case, as his father probably says, being uselessĀ 
You know, the ā€œif you canā€™t beat them, join themā€ mentalityĀ 
I think that while initially Micah went along with his fatherā€™s demands just to placate his anger, eventually, doing as his father asked and following without question was the only thing that really got him praise and made him feel proud of himself
This is also part of why Micah wants to be and feel like a survivor so badly
And how he starts to feel a sense of pride in his name, tooĀ 
Despite also being someone who definitely likes receiving praise from people he thinks heā€™s supposed to respectĀ 
Despite the fact that he supposedly ran with his brother for a time, his brother is a lot more empathetic than him, and I can see how this may be what caused the rift between them a long, long time agoĀ 
Back when they were kids, even, and Micah still chased squirrels with sticks for fun
When he first started acting like his father, Amos questioned, begged him even, to stop doing senseless and reckless things for attentionĀ 
And this was such that, when they did start running things together, Micah still held this feeling of resentment toward Amos for being better than him, kinder, that hasnā€™t, and will never, go awayĀ 
And Micah, having never really known love, doesnā€™t know what else there is to do other than hate him for this
Growing up hungry never did anyone any favors, anywayĀ 
Modern
I think that in a more modern setting, Micah would be what some might consider white trashĀ 
He grows up poor, with a drunk daddy whoā€™s not around and constantly in trouble with the law
The only difference I imagine is that in modern times, his mother is around for a little while longer
In this case, he has memories or her holding him and telling him she loves him and his brotherĀ 
This is why her eventual leaving makes him into a bitter and angry person in this case, as well, despite the fact that Micah knows that she loved him
Though one can see how he probably started being mean to her, too, just like his father
Parents aside, he lives in a small house with a big yardĀ 
He has to share a room with Amos, which he resents
And if his dad isnā€™t drunk, heā€™s asleep in front of the tv or God knows whereĀ 
Despite all of the fighting and their differences, Micah cooks and Amos cleansĀ 
Mostly because Micah doesnā€™t mind stealing the food they eat (even at this young age)Ā Ā 
As a kid, he also plays in the yard a lot
They probably have a couple balls lying around and some garden tools that they play withĀ 
Carves his name into the fence once and gets chewed out by his fatherĀ 
Or he goes over to the houses of other kids in the neighborhood to hang out and eat dinner with themĀ 
The other moms always make him bring Amos so he can eat, tooĀ 
Despite him and the other boys being mean to and wrassling with and bullying each other, these are fond memories for him
Being surrounded by people who are similar to him is a great comfort
And having this kind of connection with others sort of builds on what he likes about Dutch later in life, tooĀ 
I think being a teenager gets a little more difficult for him because as he ages, he has less of an excuse to be immature and reliant on other people
And the older he gets, the more heā€™s forced to face the fact that his mother left his family, his brother doesnā€™t really like him, and his dad is a drunk criminal
And as his dad starts disappearing more and more, Micah really has to try not to go out and follow himĀ 
Because he knows if he does heā€™ll either get dragged into the fight, hurt, or both
This is also when things get more tense with Amos, too, as Micah finds his personality to be a lot more prominent than when they were kids
Micah thinks Amos is bossy and overbearing because heā€™s always trying to get him to do the right thing
And since they eventually both get jobs while going to school, Amos tries to tell Micah to steal less and be more honest with the world so his future can be better than his pastĀ 
Amos is also probably better with the girls at school too, which Micah finds annoyingĀ 
I like to think that in all situations, Amos does love Micah, but knows he canā€™t fix himĀ 
Overall, Micah is a broken and cruel person, but I think it stems from the fact that the world was cruel to him, first
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vegetalass Ā· 4 years
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Would you consider adding Bill to your RDR2 guys requests when you do them? Itā€™s totally fine if you donā€™t want to, but I love him and I love you so I thought it was worth asking lol
I will definitely try to!!! It might just depend on what the ask is and how iā€™m doing on it. Iā€™m still sorta trying to figure how what + how much I can produce both quickly and well, but its definitely on my mind now that people want to see content of him...šŸ‘€
honestly, and this goes for most asks/characters, if u ever want to see something super specific, or iā€™ve missed someone, or anything, really... just feel free to make a separate request!! Its pretty easy for me to do one character at a time!Ā 
either way, thank you for reading anon, ILY2ā¤ļø
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vegetalass Ā· 4 years
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Do you think you could add Bill Williamson to the sugar daddy and dom reader headcanons??šŸ„ŗ
Of course!!! hope you donā€™t mind me answering here!! be careful with this one yall its SPICY
Sugar Daddy
Bill Williamson is a very demanding guy
Similar to Arthur, he really just wants someone who doesnā€™t question what he wantsĀ 
Not that heā€™s really going to demand much of you, but if thereā€™s ever a moment when he needs you to just stand around looking pretty by his side, you have to be ready to do it without hesitation
Mostly requires this when he has to go to social events
You know that any moment where is asking you to do something is pretty serious
Doesnā€™t actually care about your spending habits, but enjoys the feeling of you having to ask for his credit card
This applies when he goes shopping with you, too, as he loves standing at checkout with you and swiping the card himselfĀ 
Heā€™s a total, ā€œIf you see something you like, just throw it in the cartā€ type of guyĀ 
And before he knows it, heā€™s buying you the whole store
Doesnā€™t know jack about fashion or style though, so if you ask him for opinions he says stuff like ā€œWhy donā€™t you just get both?ā€Ā 
He just loves that you value his opinion enough to ask, anyway
This is also why he likes letting you choose his outfits, tooĀ 
Especially if youā€™re just standing around talking to a tailor about himĀ 
If you show off something that he bought for you, whether or not he actually chose it, he *will* throw you over his shoulder
Let him pay your tuitionĀ 
Because he feels like he missed his chance to go to school, he wants to make up for it by making sure you donā€™t have to worry about anything except the learning
WAP ;)
Dominant S/O
Being demanding also means heā€™s extremely needyĀ 
This means heā€™s always trying to follow you around like a little puppyĀ 
To other people, it may look like heā€™s following you around to keep you safe
But in reality itā€™s because he loves chasing your fleeting appraisals of him
With that said, pretending that you donā€™t care about him really makes his heart race
You both know that isnā€™t necessarily true, but he values your independence the way you value teasing him for being attachedĀ 
And he values that, tooĀ 
Hold out your hands for him to hold and kiss
Loving you like this makes him feel like heā€™s doing right by you and loving someone properly
Because heā€™s such a hot head, talking back to him and picking fights with him really turns him onĀ 
Whatā€™s alluring about itā€™s
1. You telling him what to do, andĀ 
2. You when you punish him for not listening and being mean to youĀ 
Threatening to leave him if he ever does something you donā€™t approve of is another way to get him on his knees, tooĀ 
Praise during sex = instant cumming
Thereā€™s a sweet spot though, as he really needs to feel like heā€™s waited for and earned the praiseĀ 
It canā€™t just be given out left and rightĀ 
Part of the attraction is not knowing when heā€™ll receive it and if heā€™s doing things to your liking
Especially when heā€™s *whispers* blindfolded
This also applies to your everyday praise too, though
Sit on him like heā€™s your throne
Donā€™t even ask if heā€™s okay with it
And if done where people can see, like at the campfire, when people try to talk to him, respond in his placeĀ 
Or just say that heā€™s busy and you can answer for himĀ 
When you hold him, call him your sweet, poor baby
He just wants to do anything and everything for you
Seeing you happy is better than anything on the planetĀ 
And heā€™ll go anywhere you ask him to follow you
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vegetalass Ā· 4 years
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RDR2 Boys Cooking + Eating Habits
ArthurĀ 
Somebody else on here wrote some headcanons about Arthur not being able to cook and just eating microwave food all the time and I just have to sayā€¦. Thatā€™s canonĀ 
Lowkey though heā€™s trying his best to get better at cooking
Probably the only thing he knows how to make is pastaĀ 
He adds a bunch of random frozen veggies to water as the noodles are cookingĀ 
And then smothers the whole thing in butter and calls it a meal
Or he puts marinara sauce on it straight from the jarĀ 
And yes, that means itā€™s cold
Heā€™s also getting better at friend rice, too
But heā€™s really bad at actually making riceĀ 
If he doesnā€™t add too much waterā€¦ He burns the bottomĀ 
Charles makes a mental note to buy him a rice cooker for his birthdayĀ 
Makes his own popsicles out of random fruit juices and eats them 24/7Ā 
Thinks this qualifies him as a chef
Eats pickles and olives straight out of the jar with a forkĀ 
And sauerkraut too probablyĀ 
Just goes over to johnā€™s house on his pizza nightsĀ 
Puts ketchup on eggs
JohnĀ 
Pizza dadĀ 
Probably orders pizza, salad, and a 64oz soda twice a weekĀ 
Everything else is just Dino chicken nuggets, Eggos, hot dogs, quesadillas, and frozen peas and cornĀ 
Food you feed to little kids, basicallyĀ 
Mostly because he does have a little kidĀ 
But also because itā€™s easy and takes minimal effort and he doesnā€™t mind eating it, too
Abigail would be mad but she has no room to talk
The most youā€™ll see him actually make is buttered pasta (like Arthur) or sometimes beans and riceĀ 
Abigail bought them a rice cooker a while ago so thatā€™s one thing he doesnā€™t have to worry aboutĀ 
Probably always has some type of dessert laying aroundĀ 
Doesnā€™t mean itā€™s good, but itā€™s thereĀ 
Abigail buys a bunch of those gross, low calorie ice creams and John ends up having to finishing themĀ 
Family lunches consist of a bologna sandwich on wheat bread with American cheese and mayo, a piece of fruit, a bag of chips or crackers, a go-gurt, and some gummiesĀ 
And yes he makes them for himself and Abigail tooĀ 
Theyā€™re all eating good at the Marston householdĀ 
(Not really)
CharlesĀ 
Everything he cooks are things that canā€™t be made in single batchesĀ 
Lots of healthy soups, chilis, stew, etcā€¦
Most of the time, he makes too much of whatever it is so he always has leftoversĀ 
Everyone is jealous when he brings them for lunch
Probably finds all of his recipes in the newspaper or random magazines he reads while at the grocery store checkout line
Everyone is like, ā€œCharlesā€¦ Why are you reading Womenā€™s Fitness?ā€Ā 
And heā€™s like, ā€œCheck out this salad recipe, thoughā€
Puts hot sauce on everythingĀ 
Salad, macaroni and cheese, hamburgers... You name itĀ 
And heā€™s the king of snacking
All of his snacks are healthy, though
Raw veggies and fruit and quinoa chips from Whole Foods or something like that
Nobody likes this
Heā€™s one of those people who brings hard boiled eggs everywhere as a ā€œsnack,ā€ too
And yea, he puts hot sauce on those, alsoĀ 
He really likes those weird protein bars that are hard to bite into and taste like chalkĀ 
The flavors are either normal stuff like white chocolate macadamia or Protein Power Punch with whey, chia and seaweedĀ 
Thereā€™s no in betweenĀ 
Heā€™s also a charcuterie board legend
Hosea is jealous of this talent
Micah
Spends all his money on take outĀ 
Heā€™s totally one of those weird people whoā€™s entire trash can is just filled with take out boxes and cans of coke or beer
Constantly eating fast foodĀ 
You ask him what he bought at the supermarket and heā€™s like ā€œPub mix and bud lightā€Ā 
SIRĀ 
Everything that he does manage to cook only involve one step of preparationĀ 
Unseasoned, fried meats and boiled veggiesĀ 
Sometimes scrambled eggs and bacon
If heā€™s feeling fancy, he will make plain sandwiches
This is very rare, though
Can and will complain about anyoneā€™s cooking
Even if itā€™s good and he he likes it
There are certain people he canā€™t do this to, though, or they wonā€™t let him eat
The only personā€™s cooking he doesnā€™t complain about is Dutchā€™s
Constantly snacking from an entire party sized bag of chips
And yes, he eats straight out of the bag and wipes his fingers on his jeans
His oven is dirty
HoseaĀ 
A meal for him is probably a handful of almonds and an applesauce or yogurt cupĀ 
He is constantly making a bunch of those Tik Tok recipes where you just put a bunch of random stuff into your crock pot and add ranch seasoning and cream cheese
*insert all of those memes about mom pulling out the crock pot*
If you complain, he saysĀ ā€œWell, youā€™re always welcome to cook, tooā€
Wears an apron when he cooks
Constantly eating plain toast with butter
And bananasĀ 
And cheese sticks
Thinks that this makes him ā€œhealthyā€Ā 
Definitely likes to snack on those cocktail fruit cups and canned mandarin oranges
His entire freezer is just full of ice creamĀ 
Itā€™s all weird flavors like Cherry Garcia, chocolate banana, and pistachio though
Everyone hates him for this
Raisins are his late night treatĀ 
Has a secret stash of candy no one can findĀ 
Thatā€™s okay though because itā€™s mostly Werthers Originals
And Chiclets gum
He picks out all the orange ones, though
Dutch
Tries to re-plate takeout so he can call it his own
Everybody sees through this but they stopped commenting on it like four Thanksgivings agoĀ 
Buys a bunch of those meals from Costco that all you need to do is heat up in the oven
He does like fast food but only from the less popular places
Carlā€™s Jr., Wendyā€™s, BK, Arbyā€™s, etc.Ā 
A&W, too, because heā€™s old and weird
He can totally cook, he just never doesĀ 
Itā€™s just normal stuff like spaghetti and meatballs or chicken and rice, though
Tuna fish casserole
He over-seasons everything, though
Mostly because heā€™s trying to prove that heā€™s a good cookĀ 
Eats dessert twice, every nightĀ 
Once right after dinner, and then later when heā€™s feeling like a treatĀ 
Will eat in bed
Uses a little bib and tray and everythingĀ 
Likes pumpkin and sunflower seeds
Would eat hot wings with gloves onĀ 
Heā€™s the one who taught Arthur to put ketchup on eggsĀ 
KieranĀ 
The second I realized that Kieran would probably be white trash, my life changedĀ 
Hamburger Helper meals for LIFE
That one cheeseburger pasta? Kieran probably eats that three times a weekĀ 
He 100% makes the ketchup-butter sketti from Honey Boo BooĀ 
ā€œItā€™s been a while since I done had roadkill in my bellyā€
His favorite dessert is ambrosia salad or that weird yogurt/Cool Whip covered jello that was popular in the 2000s
Probably has a TV dinner every once in a while, too
Instant mashed potatoes and minute rice type of guyĀ 
Also gives me big microwave cheddar broccoli vibesĀ 
Iā€™ve said this before, but his house is probably stocked with all kinds of on-brand goodiesĀ 
Probably always has some kind of chip and cookie aroundĀ 
Eats dinner in front of the TV
Dips french fries in mayonnaise
All of this said though, he isnā€™t a picky eater and will eat whatever is put on his plateĀ 
Thatā€™s why heā€™s great to take to restaurants, because he never complains
Honestly itā€™s just so sweet to think of him making big crockpot meals to share with ppl even if his cooking is a lil.... strangeĀ 
Javier
Thinks that the hot dog combo from Costco is a suitable dinnerĀ 
Also gets hot food from the grocery store for dinner a lot
Literally will just heat up a can of something and eat it plainĀ 
Beans, chili, soupā€¦Ā 
Doesnā€™t doctor it up or change it at allĀ 
Heā€™s happy to share but no one wants any
Chips and dip, 24/7
And itā€™s just Tostitos Hint of Lime chips and hummus
Probably puts hummus on everything, tooĀ 
Corn chips, tortilla chips, tortillas, vegetables, sandwiches, etc.Ā 
Will put anything in a tortilla and call it a sandwichĀ 
Eats leftovers coldĀ 
The rest of the gang thinks this is a sin
Makes stir fry with whatever is laying around the house
Itā€™s a little gross because he will try to add leftover beans
Refuses to eat fast food
The only exception heā€™ll make is for french fries and ice cream
Walks around and eats at the same time
Isnā€™t above asking the other boys to share with himĀ 
Despite the fact that this only happens if what theyā€™re eating is good
Which is almost never
Sean
Sean canā€™t cook. Thatā€™s the end of it
The most he can make is that weird microwave Mac and cheese where the pasta is boiled in the mug??Ā 
He never does it tho and just sticks with the normal, frozen Mac and Cheese you can microwave instead
Uses his microwaving ability to make mug cakes
And microwave scrambled eggs
Burns his popcorn every single time
Heā€™s probably set of the smoke detector or fire alarm multiple times
Heā€™s Irish though so of course heā€™s addicted to potatoes and cabbage
And since heā€™s from the UK, he likes stuff like beans on toast and marmite
Heā€™s a little nasty too so catch him eating bologna sandwiches on wonder bread
Not even the Marstons are that bad
When he does get takeout, he overspends trying to use a delivery appĀ 
Heā€™s like, ā€œAnd do I need the extra side of special sauce for $5ā€¦? Yes.ā€Ā 
Cooks like thisĀ 
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vegetalass Ā· 4 years
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if you dont mind, maybe some cute fluff of RDR2 boys getting ready for a first date with their s/o? šŸ„°
SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG but yes, anything for u!! I hope u enjoy!!
long post ahead!
ArthurĀ 
The fact that Arthur even agreed to a date in the first place is a little weird
He thinks that just asking if you want to be a couple is enough
The moment you start dating he turns into an old man who thinks youā€™ve been married for yearsĀ 
Itā€™s like... Arthurā€¦ Buddyā€¦ Itā€™s been like two weeks, bruv
Thatā€™s why you have to be the one to ask him to go on a date, because then thereā€™s no way heā€™d be able to say noĀ 
Heā€™s not against them, but in his mind, itā€™s just that in his mind, dates are things that people like him Do Not do
Mostly because heā€™s tried them in the past and either ended up disappointing someone or being disappointedĀ 
Besides, you already know that you have fun with each other so itā€™s not like you need to do anything specialĀ 
WRONG!!!
Charles probably asks him if heā€™s nervous and heā€™s laughs because of course heā€™s not
But the moment he wakes up on the day of the dateā€¦ Oh Lordā€¦Ā 
He was totally chill and relaxed about it up until this point, and itā€™s literally only then that he starts to panic
Mostly just because he begins to second doubt himselfĀ 
And not just himself but everything
Maybe you wonā€™t like the shirt he picked out... Or maybe you wonā€™t like his face shaved... Or maybe you donā€™t want to be seen in public with him...Ā 
The list is endlessĀ 
Eventually, he gets so worked up that he has to call Charles, who reminds him that itā€™s been fine up until that point, and itā€™s not like you would ask him to go on a date or even admit to liking him back if you DIDNā€™T want to go out with himā€¦ So, whatā€™s his problem?Ā 
He then has to spend like 3 hours in the bathroom trying to make himself look presentableĀ 
Most of this time is spent deciding whether or not he needs to shave
(Yes, he does)
And if he should wear the blue or red shirtĀ 
Orā€¦ Maybe the white one
He spends a long time picking out flowers because he thinks most of them are either too gaudy or not gaudy enoughĀ 
He didnā€™t have the forethought to order them in advance, thoughĀ 
Heā€™s still a little nervous when he does finally pick you up, but seeing how happy you are to just to be out with him soothes his worries one hundred times over
And if you kiss him on the way home, he considers that your first REAL kissĀ 
Nothing else even compared
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He doesnā€™t want to disappoint you in any way, so he scrubs himself real good. 10/10Ā 
JohnĀ 
Very similar to Arthur in how he feels about datesĀ 
He thinks theyā€™re fine and greatā€¦ But doesnā€™t really see why he should participate in themĀ 
Especially since every time he tried to go on ones with Abigail, something would go wrong
And after Jack, she honestly probably just didnā€™t want to go on them anymore
Which was 100% fine with him because theyā€™re both pretty busy people
That being said, with you itā€™s a little differentĀ 
He still doesnā€™t really care much about the actual date part, but he also doesnā€™t want you to slip through his fingers the way Abigail didĀ 
He wants you to know that youā€™re loved and valued in the beginning of the relationship before itā€™s too late to tell youĀ 
Thatā€™s why itā€™s his idea to suggest the dateĀ 
He probably says something like, ā€œHeyā€¦ā€¦ Uhā€¦ā€¦ Now that weā€™reā€¦.. You knowā€¦.. *cough*ā€¦ā€¦.. Would you want toā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ Possiblyā€¦ā€¦ā€¦. Maybeā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€
Cue you sitting there like ??????Ā 
If you tell him that he doesnā€™t need to go to the effort of taking you out, heā€™s like ā€œUh, Yes I Do! >:(ā€œ
Even if you never expected him to in the first placeĀ 
Basically because you assumed being with him would be pretty lowkey
But that doesnā€™t mean heā€™s not going to try and put the work inĀ 
Honestly, probably doesnā€™t know if he should be nervous or not
Realistically, he thinks that he should be, but for some reason, canā€™t muster up the nerves and is overall pretty chill about itĀ 
But that doesnā€™t mean getting ready for the date itself is any less of an Experience (TM)Ā 
Probably spends the whole day thinking ā€œDate tonightā€¦ You have a date tonightā€¦. First date IS TODAYā€¦. Donā€™t forget to get readyā€¦.. THEREā€™S A DATEā€ that he does end up getting ready lateĀ 
Suddenly itā€™s 4PM and heā€™s like *squidward opening eyes meme*
He does manage to get ready in time, though
Despite arriving with his shirt half buttoned and the flowers slightly wilted
It makes you laugh to see him trying so hard to be a good boyfriend
Just because I love John with his haircutā€¦ Yes, he gets a haircut before the date
He did this before the day of, though
And lowkey you probably donā€™t recognize him at first
This time, John is the one whoā€™s like ??????Ā 
How well does he shower before getting ready? - A solid shower. Nothing to really complain about. 7/10Ā 
CharlesĀ 
Youā€™ve probably been dating for two days and heā€™s already The Best Boyfriend in the Entire World
Heā€™s always trying to make any time you spend together special so dates justā€¦ arenā€™t at the top of his list
Charles is likeā€¦ ā€œA date??? Every day is a date with youā€¦ā€
Literally I have to go cry about this now because heā€™s too sweet
Regardless, he does want to take you out, so of course the first time is going to be important!
Heā€™s not so much nervous about going on the date as he is about you enjoying yourself on it, so the preparation itself is pretty importantĀ 
The night before, he runs through everything in his head to make sure all his plans seem solid
And when he wakes up, starts getting ready immediately just to make sure everything goes smoothlyĀ 
Eats a healthy breakfast, sends you a text, picks up flowers, etc.
Itā€™s not a busy day, but he likes not having to rush
Doesnā€™t have a problem choosing an outfit because he doesnā€™t think itā€™s that importantĀ 
Heā€™s not going to show up in pajamas, but heā€™s not going to go overboard thinking about what he should wearĀ 
His only criteria for it is that itā€™s appropriate for the situation and he it suits him
(This is also good because it means that you donā€™t have to try very hard for him to think you look good in whatever you end up wearing, too)
When heā€™s finally ready to pick you up, he hypes himself up in the mirror just to get rid of any last minute jitters that he may be feeling
For the most part, heā€™s really calm and hides his nerves pretty well, but that doesnā€™t mean you donā€™t give him butterfliesĀ 
And he just wants your first date to be memorable
The flowers he brings you are specially ordered from the local floristĀ 
And he writes a cute note to go with them
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He takes a good, respectable shower. 8/10
MicahĀ 
Honestly, the likelihood of Micah ever having been on a date before is very small
He knows that theyā€™re a thing that couples do but probably thinks everyoneā€™s descriptions of them are exaggerated or silly
Why would he need to take you on a date if you already know that he likes you since he asked you out in the first placeā€¦?
Isnā€™t being nice to you enough?Ā 
Thatā€™s why you have to be the one to suggest going on a date, and even then, he probably scoffs or laughs at the idea
But that doesnā€™t mean the suggestion doesnā€™t haunt himĀ 
Goes to bed every night and is likeā€¦ ā€œMaybeā€¦ we should be going on dates?ā€Ā 
UH, YEA?
Eventually it gets to the point where he feelsā€¦ G-g-guilty almost
Probably mentioned the fact that you brought up going on a date to Dutch and he was like, ā€œYou mean you havenā€™t had one yet?ā€Ā 
Oops.Ā 
So then he immediately sets one upĀ 
And feels bad that he didnā€™t do it sooner when he sees how happy you are when he asks
Ironically, he ends up getting super excited for the date, tooĀ 
Mostly because heā€™s realizes that heā€™s just happy someone agreed to go out with him in the first place and actually wants to do things with himĀ 
Itā€™s a pretty unusual feeling for him, but definitely not badĀ 
This doesnā€™t mean that he will wear anything special or buy you flowers, though
Heā€™s not getting that sappy
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He doesnā€™t. 0/10
Heā€™s not dirty or anything though, he just doesnā€™t think he needs to take oneĀ 
DutchĀ 
Honestly, the only reason youā€™re dating is probably because he asked you out on a date
It was a calculated move on his part because he knew you already liked him, but stillā€¦Ā 
Heā€™s someone who takes things like dates very seriously
Even if they are a rare occasion due to how busy he is
Heā€™s like a little kid with how excited he gets just thinking about it
And he definitely spares no expenses when planning it
Even if you told him that he didnā€™t need to do anything special, he wouldnā€™t listenĀ 
Hosea gets tired of him talking about it and asking if his plans seem alright
Heā€™s like, ā€œDutch, Iā€™ve told you no on the limo five times alreadyā€Ā 
And still Dutch is like ā€œMmmmmm, are you sure, though?ā€Ā 
Extravagances aside, he is really just trying to make you happy and declare his love for youĀ 
Especially since he doesnā€™t know how often heā€™ll be able to in the future
And since he wants you to have at least a few fond memories of him in case something happens to himĀ 
But thatā€™s just in case, right?Ā 
On the day of the date, from the moment he wakes up, heā€™s thinking about it
Keeps checking his watch to make sure he has enough time to get readyĀ 
And is surprised when only 20 minutes have gone by since the last time he checked
Spends an hour just trying to make sure his hair looks rightĀ 
And probably cycles through four different shirts a bunch of times just because he canā€™t decideĀ 
Sends a text to Hosea with 4 different selfies asking which is bestĀ 
Gets left on read
Translation: All of them look fine
Though he did end up deciding against the limo, that doesnā€™t mean he doesnā€™t show up ready to show you offĀ 
Buys you the biggest bouquet he can find
You end up having to hold it in both arms
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He showers but is so excited that itā€™s not as thorough as it couldā€™ve been. 6/10
KieranĀ 
The date itself is kind of a mutual idea
The relationship probably isnā€™t even official yet despite the fact that youā€™re already 100% exclusiveĀ 
A silent agreement, of sorts
You probably end up giving him some sort of hint that you ā€œwouldnā€™t mind doing something with him, sometime...ā€ and he takes it from thereĀ 
Dates are something that he thought heā€™d never have to worry aboutĀ 
Mostly because he associates them with people who are a lot different from him
But also because he thought that heā€™d never really have the chance to meet someone heā€™d want to start a serious relationship withĀ 
Hence why heā€™s so new to the whole situation, but still determined to change this
He wants to go one dates like the ones heā€™s always heard about
Heā€™s both excited and worried becauseā€¦
1. This means that you do, in fact like him back, butā€¦
2. He could also fuck everything upĀ 
Doesnā€™t sleep at all the night before
Spends the entire night running through every scenario of what could happenĀ 
Also thinking about how you met and how lucky he is to be with youĀ 
He had to plan his outfit in advance because he needed a lot of time to figure out how to balance casual wear with something date worthy
But, with the outfit out of the way, he manages to get ready pretty quickly and ends up just sitting around waiting to leaveĀ 
Spends the extra time praying that he didnā€™t choose the wrong thing to wear
Heā€™s so cuteā€¦ Twiddling his thumbs and everything
Sends you a cute ā€œOn my way!ā€ text with one of those cute dancing stickersĀ 
His flower choice is a single rose tied up with a ribbonĀ 
And he nearly faints when you kiss his cheek in thanks
How well does he shower before getting ready? - He tries really hard to take a good one. 8/10
Javier
Dates are very important to him
To him, they signify dedication and compassionĀ 
And overall, just that heā€™s willing and wants to put in the work to show you that he cares
Thatā€™s why he asks you out on a real date the moment you become officialĀ 
Heā€™s super excited because itā€™s not everyday that you get to go on a FIRST date with someoneĀ 
Which is why heā€™s also a meticulous planner
Itā€™s not just about making you happy, but impressing you and proving (mostly to himself) that heā€™s a good loverĀ 
Even if he knows that you wouldnā€™t mind something more lowkeyĀ 
Itā€™s just that whatever you do has to be specialĀ 
Heā€™s nervous, not because heā€™s afraid, but because he wants things to go as well as they possibly could
Out of everyone, spends the most time thinking about what heā€™s going to wear
Tries to plan ahead of time but still hasnā€™t made any final decisions on the day of the date, eitherĀ 
Has to try things on to be certain if he likes them or notĀ 
And when heā€™s finally decided, he still needs to shave and to fix his hair
Itā€™s a long day to say the leastĀ 
And when he finally picks you up, brings you an entire bouquet of roses
When you have to bury your face in them to hide your blush, his heart swells with pride
And yes, he thinks that youā€™re the best dressed couple anyoneā€™s probably ever seenĀ 
How well does he shower before getting ready? - His showers are always of the finest quality. 10/10
Sean
The moment he thinks youā€™ve started liking him back, he starts thinking about what your first real date should be like
And the moment you start dating for real, he has to make his thoughts (*cough* dreams*) a reality
Dates are definitely something he has some experience withĀ 
Even if he hasnā€™t been on a crazy amount of themā€¦ He definitely thinks about them a lotĀ 
Deep down, under all his womanizing tendencies, heā€™s probably a hopeless romantic
And dates are the perfect way to show someone that you care about them
Honestly probably doesnā€™t give two craps about what he wears or how he looks
The only reason he even bothers to look presentable is because he doesnā€™t want to ruin anything by showing up in something ridiculousĀ 
But he definitely doesnā€™t spend any extra time choosing an outfit than he has to
This is good though because it means he also doesnā€™t care about what you showed up looking like, either
To him, all that matters is that your first date is enjoyableĀ 
And you both end up looking fine, anyway
(Well, you look a little better than him, but in his eyes, thatā€™s always the case)
Heā€™s so excited that he calls you to tell you that heā€™s on the way
The way that you laugh when you pick up has him speeding to your house
Gives you the biggest, more beautiful flowers that he can find
Theyā€™re not at large as Dutchā€™s, but a lot more vibrant
How well does he shower before getting ready? - Itā€™s his usual, totally average and normal shower, if not a little quicker. 5/10
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I just found ur blog and Iā€™m absolutely losing it oh my god. Everything you write is so goddamn good and itā€™s hot as fuck too
šŸ„ŗšŸ˜­thank you so much, anon, Iā€™m so glad u like it!! feel free to send me a request if thereā€™s anything specific youā€™d like to see... Iā€™d love to write something for you!!šŸ§”
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iā€™m absolutely FERAL. iā€™m the anon who sent the dominant woman req and i just want to say thank you. i am literally starved for msub content and you literally fucking quenched my thirst. i HATE being little spoon so the fact that you wrote the reader spooning some of da boys made my heart go OWNCIEBDOENEK. once again thank u and bless your creative ass soul. i would also absolutely peg and pamper those boys. (also excuse my horrid writing, i was half askeep when i sent the req)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANON UR WELCOME I LOVE U SO MUCH.... no worries abt ur horrid writing tho bc i vibe with it honestly (i literally only pretend to care abt spelling and capitalization so my posts look better shhhh).... also good msub content is SUPER rare and i know how frustrating it can to try and find it... honestly i feel sorta bad bc i thought my HCs were pretty mild so im actually super glad to hear u liked them! i really did want to to put in more nsfw stuff but i didnā€™t feel like making a whole subsection +etc... so i just did what i could... but ill... def... have to think .... abt .... making more spicy hcs in the future..... (honestly even just thinking abt nsfw makes me a lil shy aldsjflkasdnfkja)Ā  ALSO im so glad u noticed the little spoon thing bc the moment i thought abt it... i had an epiphany bruh... i was like.... UHHHHHHH LITERALLY NONE OF THESE PPL WOULD WANT TO BE THE BIG SPOON???šŸ¤”even just in general i can barely imagine any of them wanting to be the big spoon, dom or not... it was so fucking funny tho bc i pretty much had to physically restrain myself from putting little spoon in every single characterā€™s HC list but u know.....u know thats a canon fact that they are all little spoons
overall thank u again for the request and this sweet ask ajdskfanjksdh u are too sweet *sob emoji* ive been having lots of fun with HC writing and im really hoping to keep it up in the future!!Ā 
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can i get uhh, the boys dating a dominant woman/person for the first time šŸ‘šŸ‘ can be nsfw or not, your choice! if itā€™s silly you donā€™t have to fill it- btw i love ur your writing muah
šŸ‘šŸ‘ Wowā€¦ā€¦ Anon, youā€™re my best friend now and ilyā€¦ Dominant HCs unlock my sharingan tbhā€¦ but my taste is actually really particular and not very mainstream so i really hope that this is what you had in mind and is suitable! Hopefully this is nsfw-enough for you!!Ā 
18+!!!
sorry everyone because i went crazy again and this is superā€¦. Longā€¦..
Lowkey this is meĀ @ myself rn tho for finishing this (although tell me why this sounds like the way abigail talks to john LMFAOOO)Ā 
ArthurĀ 
Despite being the biggest yes-man on the planet, heā€™s not really used to being considered the ā€œsubmissiveā€ one in any relationship
Heā€™s big and tough looking, so anyone who can get up in his face and boss him around is pretty commendable in his eyes
Especially if itā€™s a romantic partner
Itā€™s a little awkward at first because heā€™s so used to being the one providing for everyone, that being taken care of, or even just having his needs thought about, really makes him šŸ„ŗšŸ˜³
To him, whatā€™s attractive about having a dominant partner is partially just knowing that he doesnā€™t have to hide anything about himself
You WANT him to be himself, and will call him out when heā€™s not
In a way, he also honestly doesnā€™t mind not having to be there for you 24/7
That isnā€™t to say heā€™s not prepared to fight for and protect you, but knowing that youā€™ll stand by his side and always tell him how you really feel brings him a great deal of comfortĀ 
If you fight with him about joining him for rides, bounties or chores for Dutch...Ā 
Not only does it make the trips easier, but it also starts making the sex better
Basically... AFTER WORK SEX!!
(Sorry mom, please forgive me)Ā 
And while it doesnā€™t happen at first... Once you let the pet names start slipping, heā€™s officially a gonerĀ 
The more intense they are, the betterĀ 
Sweetie, Baby, Sugar, Pookie, etc. all have him melting in a puddleĀ 
Especially if youā€™re nonchalant about it and pretend not to notice what it does to himĀ 
All soft smiles and ā€œArthur, Baby, tell me where you left Charlesā€™ bow?ā€Ā 
Yes, he has to pass awayĀ 
(Not really though because we already lost him once)Ā 
Once you start sharing a tent/cot/bed.... You have to be the big spoonĀ 
People might disagree with thisā€¦ But he is just in love with you trying to wrap both your arms around him and the way you throw your leg over his hip
Cuddle him like a teddy bear and squish his face in your chest PLEASE
It makes him feel loved and neededā€¦ And franklyā€¦ He deserves it
(I actually have this down as inspiration for a fic, butā€¦) I just imagine your relationship being one where youā€™re the one who makes him take care of himself, where youā€™re always trying to make sure heā€™s healthy and you do all the shopping for him and youā€™re the one to pick out all his new clothes.... And you make him stand still for you as you hold them all up to his chest to make sure they fit him rightĀ 
And he squirms when you touch him
He just feels good knowing that people see him being loved and getting taken care of
Basically, as long as itā€™s genuine, just treat him like your baby and heā€™s yours forever
JohnĀ 
HOOO BOY
We already know this guy likes dominant people (*cough* Abigail *cough*)... But I really canā€™t lie to yā€™allā€¦ Heā€™s a simp
The Absolute King of SimpsĀ 
At the beginning of your relationship, just as youā€™re getting serious and heā€™s begging to realize you arenā€™t namby-pamby, you could say anything to him and heā€™d just turn into a huge blushing foolĀ 
Stuttering and everything when you ask him for things or for his help
Kisses are all opened-eyed, intense, and focused
He brings you some wildflowers that he found laying around and when you reach out to try to kiss him in thanks...Ā 
You guessed it, he passes awayĀ 
Once you get more comfortable with each other, if you start standing up to Abigail on his behalf... Heā€™d do anything for youĀ 
Not that he doesnā€™t care for Abigail, but itā€™s easier when he has backup and someone around who doesnā€™t tell him that heā€™s shitty all the time
Watching you get annoyed when Abigail says something mean makes him feel better
Before this all started, though, he has to admit that he did have a little fun trying to have secret sex with you before you came out as a coupleĀ 
Loves it when you start toying with his clothes when heā€™s around....Ā 
Do things like stick your hands in his pockets or hold onto his suspenders or belt loops as heā€™s walking or passing you byĀ 
That thing you sometimes see old married couples do when one has their arms wrapped around the other while theyā€™re doing something boring and mundane like sitting aroundĀ 
Um... Do that to him
Since heā€™s bad with expressing himself and has been verbally brutalized by Abigail on more than one occasion, his favorite thing is really just physical contact...Ā 
Especially if you arenā€™t shy about itĀ 
Okay Iā€™m gonna day something controversial.... Straddle him... thanks and goodnight everybody
ā€œJohn?ā€ You call to him, though itā€™s more of a call for attention than a question, ā€œKiss me.ā€Ā 
Lowkey this shit has me so fucked up broĀ 
CharlesĀ 
When he first realizes heā€™s pursuing someone more dominant than him, heā€™s a little bitā€¦ at a loss
He was raised a respectable gentleman, always taught to treat his partners delicately, so when he starts dating someone so bold and unafraid, itā€™s a little bit confusing to him
Thatā€™s not to say he doesnā€™t like itā€¦ but itā€™s honestly just unusual that heā€™s not exactly intimidating to youĀ 
Most people find him quite large and overpowering, and never hesitate to question his skills as a natural leader... so having someone around him who takes the reigns from him ends up being a nice change
He just never really knew there was another option for him
This applies to sex, too, as he highkey enjoys sitting back and letting you take charge and pamper himĀ 
He also ends up becoming really appreciative of the fact that you never hesitate to fight alongside him or take over what heā€™s doing
If Dutch ever sends you on a mission togetherā€¦ itā€™s over for anyone who gets in your way
Heā€™s absolutely in love with the way youā€™re able to handle yourself around big tough guysĀ 
And if you have a sharp tongue, thatā€™s even better
The more headstrong and passionate about your beliefs you are, the better, basically
Literally power couple vibes only
Even if you just started dating, if you say anything mean to Micahā€¦ heā€™s going to get a bonerĀ 
Even just seeing you fight with people, verbally or physically, is also a turn on
Not even bothered if anyone tries to clown for being into someone dominantĀ 
Cue him: *thinking about all the times youā€™ve had bomb ass sex* *sunglasses emoji*
Your sex life is basically a Megan Thee Stallion songĀ 
Sorry, I donā€™t make the rulesĀ 
Lowkey if you ever told him to shut up or be quiet during an argument or sex heā€™d be 100000000x more in love with you
As long as you always have a mutual respect for one another and others, heā€™s gucci with practically anything else
MicahĀ 
Knowing what we know about Micahā€¦ This one is a little bit tough
In the beginning, despite his obvious attraction, he will most likely try to fight with you and try to put you ā€œback in your placeā€
Obviously, this absolutely does not work and he loses the fight every timeĀ 
But once his anger turns into sexual attraction... It feels good to just give up
Itā€™s definitely kind of a sore subject for him, at first
Not that he doesnā€™t want to be with you, but heā€™s afraid of being seen as weak after talking all his big shitĀ 
Even after you start dating, it takes awhile for him to truly calm downĀ 
His eventual submission is partially based on the fact that he doesnā€™t want people to think heā€™s a bad boyfriendĀ 
And the line is already very thin
Honestly, just pull your big olā€™ puppy dog eyes on him (and/or threaten to leave him) and heā€™ll just sigh and go along with whatever you want
Heā€™s both surprised and unsurprised that it becomes such that he has to ā€œearnā€ any affection from youĀ 
You donā€™t really express this outright, but you both know itā€™s all deliberate
He begins to like the feeling of giving in and making you happy, and though it takes him awhile to get used to, he definitely starts to like pleasing you (and yes, in every single way), as well
Itā€™s an accomplishment that he can actually take pride in
Especially since you started withholding affection from him when he gets a little too high on his horseĀ 
Knowing youā€™re pleased with him and seeing you happy, along with the kisses (andā€¦ more) he knows heā€™ll receive later, is the reward in and of itself
Lowkey just proud of the fact that he can keep a fighter happyĀ 
Honestly, Iā€™m just imagining him being all grumpy about having to do something for you, but still doing it anywayĀ 
ā€œBut Micah, I thought you wanted to make me happy?ā€ Or ā€œAwe, Micah, donā€™t make me sadā€¦ā€Ā 
Heā€™s like ā€œSmh, fuckā€ because you know he canā€™t resist when youā€™re being sāœØaāœØsāœØsāœØy
If you ever call him Daddy to tease him, he 100% will call you Mommy
DutchĀ Ā 
Please pussy whip this dude, PLEASE
He literally deserves nothing less
Heā€™s so used to being with docile and private girls that the attraction to you is not only needed, but also very naturalĀ 
He notices it at first by the way you stare at him
Itā€™s a curious look, not exactly mean, but not exactly kind either
As we know, he doesnā€™t really like it when people challenge his ideas, but for some reason, whenever it comes to youā€¦ Heā€™s willing to lend an ear to hear what you have to sayĀ 
That being said, most of the time itā€™s just to tell him to stop picking on Arthur or siding with Micah (because what else would it be about? šŸ¤”)
Micah gets pissy about this and tries to tell Dutch to stop listening to you, but you just tell just tell him off, tooĀ 
Dutch is always surprised that he finds this attractive
Honestly, being with someone who he considers to be on the same level as him is very alluringĀ 
The fact that you value your own opinions as much as he values hisā€¦Ā 
Itā€™s spicy, basically
Most of the time, you have to force him to give you affectionĀ 
Not by begging, but by demandingĀ 
Hold out your hand until he holds it, or strip in a place where he can see you but canā€™t touch
(Tie him up *cough*)Ā 
And when heā€™s standing around camp, busy doing work or talking to people, hug him from behind, drape yourself on him, or make a place for yourself on his lapā€¦ ANYTHING to distract him and to get what you deserve
It drives him crazy, but at the same time, he canā€™t resist a lil brat like that
That being saidā€¦at the same time, he is also someone who needs to earn affection from you
He doesnā€™t realize this, but you are just as stubborn as he is, and as soon as he realizes heā€™s been ignoring you for too long and youā€™ve stopped giving him any attentionā€¦ WHEW!
He will really start acting like a clown just to get you to touch him again
Especially if he sees you pretending to twirl your hair around the other boys in campĀ 
Eventually, he discovers he needs to beg for youĀ 
Give you things, call you sweet names, massage you, take you on trips out of camp, have Pearson give you extras... Anything and everything to show you that heā€™s sorry
It worksā€¦ eventuallyā€¦ and when youā€™re finally togetherā€¦ unbutton his clothes and pull his hair to tell him how he makes you feel
Ā Steal the cigar from straight out of his mouth and start to smoke it... See what he lets you do to him later
Turned on by the fact that he thinks you need him and he needs you, but at the same time, definitely down to be a cuck if you ask
It takes a while, but he turns into a total ā€œYea, Dearā€ and ā€œAnything for youā€ type eventually
Unfortunately, though he likes praise, itā€™s not fun to give it to him simply because he already thinks heā€™s so great
No youā€™re not, King, I promise...
KieranĀ 
God, itā€™s really not hard to be the dominant one with him
Heā€™s used to being told what to do, so when he starts noticing his attraction to you, thereā€™s no surprise why
That being said, itā€™s definitely more of a gentle dominance he finds himself drawn toĀ 
While his general efforts at existing often go unnoticed by most, itā€™s the praise you give him that really gets him the most in the beginning
Later, that evolves into being praised in the bedroomā€¦ But thatā€™s a story for another time *winky face*Ā 
All I have to sayā€¦ HandjobsĀ 
Alsoā€¦ edge him
Okay bye now for realĀ 
Itā€™s very likely youā€™ll have to start the relationship off slow, but before you know it, heā€™ll be wrapped around your finger
That being said, do not abuse this power *insert gun emoji*Ā 
Of course he needs to be bossed around, but it has to be with good intentionsĀ 
ā€œKieran, Sweetie, would you mind taking my horse out today?ā€ And ā€œKieran, could you please get the washing bins set up for me?ā€ AND ā€œKieran, would you mind grabbing something for me, babe?ā€Ā 
The list goes on and on and on... and yet he is happy to do it all for youĀ 
Itā€™s all in the way you whine his name
Because yes, you got him.Ā 
Also, please tease him
While he is a pretty shy about it, he has to admit he loves that the way you poke fun at him makes his heart beat fast
ā€œAw, Kieran, donā€™t be shy!ā€ And ā€œYou like that, huh?ā€Ā 
Initiate lots of PDA, since he absolutely loves it but is too shy to do it himself
Kiss him on the cheek, drag him around by the arm, play with his hair, ANYTHING, and heā€™s putty in your hands
Flash him in publicā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦....
Praise Jesus
YES, HE IS THE LITTLE SPOON!
Javier
Javier thinks very highly of himself, so meeting and falling for someone dominant is actually very surprising to him
This is partially due to the fact that because he thinks so highly of himself, heā€™s never visualized his relationship as anything other than with him as the top
Once your relationship takes off, however, he realizes that he actually doesnā€™t mind being the one who gets taken care of
He is quite spoiled, after all
That being said, he is probably very private about the whole thing, mostly because heā€™d be the most sensitive about getting teased for being ā€œsubmissiveā€
Once the honeymoon phase is over, though, itā€™s a lot easier to treat him the way you want toĀ 
Wear clothes that belong to him, especially clothes that he likes
Not only does he think this is extremely sexy, but it also means that he has a harder time choosing his own outfits
Plus, he loves a good strip teaseā€¦Ā 
Dodge him when he tries to kiss you or cover his lips with your fingers
Then tease him when he thinks youā€™re done and keeps trying to give you affection
The best way to get him to pay attention to you is by ignoring himĀ 
Itā€™s not as severe or as serious as it with Dutch, but pretending you donā€™t see him when heā€™s showing off or talking to you immediately gets you whatever you want
Itā€™s all in good fun, thoughĀ 
P u l lĀ  h i sĀ  h a i r
ESPECIALLY if youā€™re trying to get something from/out of him
Highkey, this dude loves cuddles
Theyā€™re one of the few things heā€™s open about begging for
You can tease him for this, but as long as you give in and justā€¦ hold himā€¦ heā€™s a very happy boy
Ā Big fan of spooning but also of just being tangled up with you in any which wayā€¦Ā 
It doesnā€™t matter if heā€™s laying on you or youā€™re laying on him
Both are good
Lowkey... do nasty things to him at the campfire
It doesnā€™t even have to be that nasty, even just putting your hand on his inner thigh or up his shirt is enough to Put Him on High Alert
Pinch him...
Justā€¦ pinch him, please.Ā 
He likes it
Despite enjoying your dominance, at the end of the day, he doesnā€™t mind it if you get a little bratty and demanding sometimes, tooĀ 
Especially in the bedroom *winky face*Ā 
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