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littlekhada · 10 months
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lars mikkelsen thrawn while waiting for ahsoka series!!
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sevdrag · 7 months
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hello sev i am sorry to bother you but. if you have the time. could you PLEASE elaborate on how you thought elon musk was a tumblr meme i have not been able to stop thinking about it
So. The first thing you need to know about me is that I haven't been able to follow the news for the last, like, well. About 10 years. First I was in a black-hole-of-employment, and then once 2016 hit, reading the news just made me unhealthy levels of furious. So I stopped doing it for my own sanity. This, more than anything, allowed me to live a blissful life where Actual Husband could update me every weekend on anything important, while I had a drink in my hand. I ignored as much news as I could during those years, cause it turned me into something horrible. So! That's the foundation of this story.
I also don't pay attention to, like, famous people and stuff. At all. I thought the band was called One Directional, okay? I am happy in my little corner.
The second thing to note is that while I'm quite intelligent, I also am incredibly scatter-brained. It's the ADHD.
The third is to note that I'm a heavy Tumblr user. I've curated my dash here to show me, mostly, things I like to see. It's relaxing.
So I saw all the memes about Glup Shitto and Blorbo and a million other made-up Tumblr names (whatever they were back in like 2015-ish) during my daily lunchtime scroll, right? SO when I see a post about a guy named Elon Musk, paired with something absolutely fucking ridiculous, my brain just goes: Oh. Tumblr made up another meme guy. This one's rich. That's funny.
I don't remember, but I'm possibly even reblogging stuff about Elon Musk during this time, still thinking it's a meme name. I mean, look at it. Elon Musk. Sorry, dudebro, but your name be dumb.
Elon Musk wants to build his own spaceship. Okay, Tumblr. Sure. It's like a Tony Stark that's just buttfuckingly stupid. I get the meme. Cause, like, he does crazy fucking stuff, right? Crazy stupid stuff. Gotta be a meme. Tumblr's really going for it, I think. Alright.
Anyway, Elon Musk comes up in a Discord GC one day, and my friends are talking about him like he's a real person, and I just said:
Hold on. I thought he was a meme.
Chat, of course, is silent for a drastically embarrassing amount of time, and then explodes.
And that's how I learned, in front of a bunch of friends, that Elon Musk was NOT a tumblr meme character, but a real-life idiot doing real-life crazy ass shit. It took me a humiliatingly-ass time to realize it, and I DO still get Sevdragged about it to this very day.
tl;dr due to my head-in-the-sand tendencies and my love of Tumblr, unlike the rest of you, I had a blissful period in my life where Elon Musk was completely made-up.
I wish that were still true.
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tequiilasunriise · 2 years
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Honestly, can we please take a step back and laugh over how absolutely hilarious the spectrum that is humanity? This turned into a bit of a tangent so the muskrat dragging will be under the cut.
Like, on one hand we have Elon Musk who is throwing the world’s biggest, most publicized temper tantrum over random internet strangers being mean to him and rightfully calling his bullshit out. This man is trying so hard to cover his tracks after buying Twitter and time after time after time again he keeps being his worse enemy. If he would just shut his mouth and stop giving the rest of the world fuel to clown the fuck outta him, Twitter wouldn’t be actively burning to the ground in real time right now. Sure, these memes are incredibly funny and I am very much thriving over these homefires, but I do feel bad for those who relied on Twitter for business like small artists. This is only the iceberg tip of his vileness, mind you.
Moving on, on the other side of the spectrum we have the backbone of our society, truly the peak, dare I say the PINNACLE of humanity- softly apologetic ao3 writers. Literally some of my FAVORITE ao3 experiences is opening up the update and seeing author’s notes like, “I’m so sorry I haven’t updated in a while, my cat’s ovaries exploded and on the way to the hospital I got into a major car crash but don’t worry the doctor who took care of me was amazing and next thing you know we’re wives now with like, two kids and yes my cat is perfectly fine after all of this time.” Obviously this is a dramatization, but we all know and have seen those authors who literally went through the most traumatic, the most absolutely life-changing shit and STILL genuinely apologize to their readers for?? For what??? Not updating this Wenclair Griddlehark AU 200k words enemies to lovers slowburn??? Like, you are the least problematic person to ever exist please don’t ever apologize for not cranking out surprisingly well-written smut about some popular Tumblr Sexyman getting the wizzy dizzy glizzy gulp gulp guzzler 9000 because real life obligations got prioritized. 
(In all seriousness, yes, I love getting updates on my favorite fics as much as the next media enjoyer, but self care babes self careeeee. You may be a content creator of any variety, but you’re your own person first. Don’t ever feel the need to apologize for living your life because us shippers, shitposters, and all in-between can (and should) wait.)
tl;dr: The sheer duality of humanity is absolutely hilarious and I think we should talk about this more.
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rapha-reads · 10 months
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It's almost 10pm, my dad is chilling in the garden watching the stars, when suddenly he calls me urgently and tells me to look at the sky. And there we see a sort of long, slow trail of luminous points of decreasing size, going through the sky and disappearing after a dozen of seconds.
It was really weird, I had never seen such a light phenomenon. So I went to look it up and guess what? I've found a lot of photos and videos dating of June 2022 and other articles of May and December 2019 of the exact same thing, and apparently the commonly accepted explanation it's that it's that crazy Elon Musk sendng his micro-satellites in the atmosphere.
Article above in French. Article below in English (note that it's the same picture and same date, but I've found dozens more articles about the phenomenon in June 2022).
This was just really weird. Really, really weird. Can Musk please stop messing up everything? Even the sky isn't safe from him.
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coveredinbees · 11 months
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Okay, so here's the thing. I made my fics private on AO3, to avoid the possibility of AI bots scraping my fic. The TL;DR version is that GPT-3/Elon Musk's Open AI have been scraping AO3 for profit. And although we like to think that these AI's are generating "original creative content", it has been noted that a lot of the time, these computer programs are straight up plagerising whole chunks of already existing works. 
First of all, can we all take a moment to appreciate how gross a word "scraping" is. Yikes.
Secondly, I've had a couple of people reach out to me, telling me that they can't access the new chapter of IP because of this, and that sucks. I'm sorry. I've being thinking about different work-arounds for this, and the only solutions I can come up with at present are:
To also post these chapters on Tumblr for the foreseeable future, so that they're accessible to all. Or;
Introduce a new character in every fic called "Lord Elon of Musk, who is arrested and put on trial for humping taxidermied livestock. (He would be "new money" obviously, and would cry like a giant baby everytime somebody criticised him. He would probably have erectile dysfunction too). Then I could happily make the fics public to all on AO3, and honestly would *hope* my fics got assimilated into all AI technology everywhere.
Another solution would be to host my fics on other platforms that aren't being, (eww), "scraped". So far I haven't found any suitable alternatives.
So I'll be posting the new chapter of 'Indecent Proposal' here later today. But if anyone has any thoughts or ideas to share, please reach out.
EDIT: The more I think about it, the more I want to copy and paste all my work onto another platform. Then just replace all my current works on AO3 with "Elon Musk has erectile dysfunction" written 3000 times per chapter. I feel like everyone should do this. If we get enough people to do it, we could fuck with those stupid AI bots they spent so much time and money on.
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propertyofelonmusk · 2 years
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Fanfiction draft
No judging my grammar, just wrote this, and wanted to share with my thirsty Elon hoes friends 😊
Pls let me know what you think:
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He took me to his apartment, I felt a knot in my stomach. I knew what was about to happen, but I was so anxious. He was a huge man, gorgeous; I couldn’t say anything I wanted him to do to me to his face, but I knew he wanted me, and I felt my body burning for his touch.
I unzipped my dress on the side, let it fall to the floor, before he was in even in the room; Elon had asked me to wait while he took a phone call in the other room.
When he walked in, he saw me naked in my black heels, with the unmistakable look on my face; I wanted him all over me desperately. Still, he was too much of a gentlemen to take me and fuck me right there.
Elon walked towards me slowly, gently pal off his hands on my hips, scanning my naked body slowly, licking his lips as if I was the most delicious chocolate cake he had ever seen. He kissed me slowly, pulling my body close to his, annihilating any single space between up.
I felt his heart beating fast as his hands explored my body, and he lightly squeezed my ass before pulling my legs around his waist. He carried me to the bed and carefully laid me on top of the comforters, before taking of his shirt and kneeling.
Elon spread my legs and kisses my
Inner tight, making his way to my dripping wet pussy. He started to lick my clit with the tip of his tongue, and before I need his lips were all over me. He gently and carefully nibbled on my labia, pulling it gently with his lips. I felt his fingers teasing my entrance.
“You’re so fucking wet! I didn’t know you wanted me this bad, if I had know I wouldn’t have made you wait so long”
In a matter of seconds after saying that, his started to suck on my clit, licking all of my juices, finger me slowly, hitting my g spot and making me moan his name out loud.
Before I was able to cum, he pulled back and leaned on top of me, kissing me and making me taste myself to.
He pulled out his dick, it was long and thick, I was worried it wouldn’t fit me inside. But Elon was sweet, careful not to hurt me, he put just the tip inside
“I want it all! Please, daddy, fuck me hard!” I begged him, sitting upwards and running my fingernails down his chest “I wanna feel you filling me up”
“You get everything, baby doll, but I want to take my time with you. I wanna feel that pussy pulsating around me.”
“Yes, daddy, please!” I begged, and he pushed me back on the bed.
“Shh, baby, you’ll get what you need. You’re gonna get this cock.” He slowly pushed his dick inside of me, and I could only moan in a mixture of pain and pleasure “Am I too big for this tight pussy, baby?”
“No, daddy! I feel your whole cock inside-hmm… it’s so fucking big! You feel so good! Fuck me like a whore!”
“A whore, hm?” He laughed, before pulling me back up to a sitting posing, but my hair and looking deep into my eyes; his piercing blue eyes could see right into my soul, but he was so serious “Tell me you’re my little whore”
“I’m your little whore! Fuck me har-“ before I could finished I screamed out as he started to slowly fuck me, before shoving his whole cock deep inside my pussy “oh, daddy! You… hmm… fuc-jdjsisifkris”
I screamed gibberish as he lifted my legs up against his shoulders and fucked me hard, his cock was tearing me apart and it felt amazing.
Elon pulled out for a second, and turned me on my stomach, bending me over his bed and penetrating me from behind. He grabbed my hair and started to go so fast, hitting my g stop, and making my tits go up and down as he slammed his cock inside me.
He pulled my hair back and wrapped a hand around my neck, burying his whole cock inside me.
“You’re my good little whore. You need this fucking dick in your pussy.” His voice was low and husky, as he whispered in my ear.
“Hmm… I- fuck! Jengjajdksk… Elon!”
I felt it building it up on my lower abdomen,
I knew I was about to cum hard, and so did Elon. He fucked me even harder, until my body went limb, then he slowed it down but shoved his cock hard inside of me, making me yelp.
He pulled put his dick, and stroke himself a few times before cummin on top of my ass cheeks.
“Yeah, you’re good good girl. I’m so happy i met you.” He said and kisses my nape, before handing me a towel.
“When do you want to meet again, precious?” He asked helping me on the bed, noticing my trembling legs.
“How about tomorrow?” I smiled, looking over at him tiredly.
“Stay over tonight, and you won’t have to wait until tomorrow.”
“Okay…” I smiled like a school girl, and he pulled me in for a kiss.
“Wanna take a nap?” He said petting my hair, with this loving look in his eyes.
“Cuddles?” I asked dragging myself closer to him on the bed, and he wrapped his arms around me.
I drifted off, feeling warm, safe, protected. I loved that man, how he made me feel and how much we had in common. I couldn’t imagine anything better than that.
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the-bloody-sadist · 11 months
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I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL DEFENDING RANPO he's so cute why would u hate him. noo but you know that one episode with odasaku in it, ranpo was adorable
They should make the animations better at least, like the manga art has so much more personality to it, you go to the anime and it's just...bland. the writing itself could have been way worse... I guess, it'd feel weird with Asagiri not writing it... doesn't change the fact his writing is ass
It's so annoying to be on twt these days cause like, I haven't watched the new episode, and there's so many spoilers 😭😭😭 totally unrelated but they're changing the twt logo to an 'x' like why??? The bird is so iconic, tweets are now gonna be called 'x's like literally what?? thoughts on Elon?
*Wrinkles nose and squints at you reaaaalllll hard* Eugh...what a hill to die on. Also I love that you said that but told me NOTHING about WHY he's a good character and why you will die on this hill (I'm literally RUNNING YOU THROUGH AS WE SPEAK BRO HURRY UP NOW)..."Ranpo was adorable"...PUKES 🤮
Lmao I'm just playing, though, glad you like him! Makes the season way less insufferable for you. *grumbles from the corner*
I'm actually not really that...tilted? I supposed? About animation like a lot of people seem to be when it comes to anime, especially BSD. I do NOT get it. The animation is good, and BSD isn't really worth anything spectacular imo, so like...IT FITS. The only thing I hate is stupid camera angle shit like the fish-eye insanity moments. Please T_T enough...ENOUGH! Plus I read like - the first season's worth of the manga, I think? Or maybe more idk it was a blur. And it literally felt like watching the anime shot-for-shot so...NOT SURE WHAT PERSONALITY THE SHOW IS MISSING. You could be talking about the more recent series manga but man that pacing is so ass there's no way I'm going to read it.
ANYWAY. Stop sending me Ranpo-centric messages or I will stop answering, I MEAN IT.
ALSO I'M FUCKING DYING BECAUSE YOU DID A WHOLE SPIN AND ASKED ME ABOUT ELON MUSK AND THE TWITTER REBRAND?? LMAO
Okay here's my take, you ready?
I DO NOT CARE. LOL, I SERIOUSLY DO NOT CARE!!!!! As long as Twitter is here and I can post naked boys on it, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I saw the goth porn lookin X rebrand and I said LET'S GO! NOW THEY'LL NEVER LET THEIR KIDS ON IT BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS IT'S A PORN APP!! NOW TWITTER KNOWS WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE! STRAIGHT PORN! STRAIGHT GRAPHIC ASS AND COCK!
Lol okay that's enough of me for today, hope you get it. I'm so tired of anything people freak out about and join other apps for. They're LOSING their MINDS and I'll just keep scribbling away. I have my audience!! I have my thing!! I'm okay!! I'm hanging out!! I'm CHILLIN!
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johnnyrobish · 8 months
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Texas Gov Abbott Installing Razor Wire Along Texas - New Mexico Border
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The Daily Beast reports that Texas Gov. Greg Abbott announced this week that the Texas National Guard is installing razor wire along the border of Texas and New Mexico on his orders, claiming that New Mexico’s Democratic Governor Michelle Grisham is allowing “Migrants to enter New Mexico illegally, who then cross into Texas,” and “We are stopping it.”  Of course, many feel the real reason for Gov. Abbott’s razor-wire fence is that New Mexico is a safe haven for women seeking abortions, and Abbott and his pals fear women are “sneaking out of Texas unnoticed” to get them.  They point out that Abbott has been railing about this issue for months now.  
Well, we all know how much Abbott and his Republican pals are constantly harping about how Texas is synonymous with freedom, and believe me, nothing spells freedom quite like a “razor wire fence.”  Ah, but what’s the big deal, other than this violates tons of state and federal laws, including a citizens’ right of free travel over state lines?  I mean, what’s a little fascism among friends, anyway? 
Oh well, so much for that quaint, silly idea of a “United” States.  That said, every once in a while, I sometimes wonder if the good governor might not be confusing Texas with East Germany?  Either way, it sure sounds like Gov. Abbott thinks those “New Mexicans” are almost as bad as the “old ones.”
Of course, we all know this move isn’t simply about immigration.  Let us not forget most Republicans consider the right to interstate travel to be nothing short of “abortion trafficking” if you’re a woman and pregnant.  Now, with this wire fence, I can’t help but think Gov. Abbott must be assuming most folks in New Mexico and Texas don’t own a pair of wire cutters.  You know, just like most folks in places like West Virginia and Arkansas don’t own a toothbrush.  
That said, I’ve gotta hand it to him: it looks like Gov. Abbott is finally realizing his big dream, creating “The Gulag of Texas.”  Makes you wonder what’s next for this megalomanic governor - laying down a minefield around the entire Texas border?  Hell, if Abbott really wants to make Texas super secure, why not encase the entire state in a “plexiglass dome?”  I’m sure Elon Musk would be more than happy to build one for him.  After all, if need be - Musk can always launch his SpaceX rockets from that Ron DeSantis tropical authoritarian paradise we call Florida.
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werechicken · 1 year
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Tesla investors: *gross sobbing* please just stop tweeting you’re killing the company and our, YOUR profits dead!
Elon Musk: hehehe Mr. Twoot
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nityarawal · 2 months
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3/30/24
Martha's Kitchen
Morning Songs
I Didn't Do A
Morning Song
Yesterday
Succumbed
To Martha's Kitchen
Invite
Wayward Schedules
Been Promised
New Clothes
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Case Manager
Allejandro
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Me A Bikini
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Didn't Want Me
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New Socks
For Men
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Donation
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Was Practically
Offering
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Project
Finally Found
A Few Dresses
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My Love
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Mirrors
But Finally A Lady
Sent Me To The Back
Vanities For Sale
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Try On Dresses
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Real Image
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IEHP
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Asked My Nurse
Caitlin
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No I'm Rather
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Sign Over Your Lives
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ammg-old2 · 1 year
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My 6-year-old boy died in January. We lost him after a household accident, one likely brought on by a rare cerebral-swelling condition. Paramedics got his heart beating, but it was too late to save his brain. I could hold his hand, look at the small birthmark on it, comb his hair, and call out for him, but if he could hear me or feel me, he gave no sign. He had been a child in perpetual motion, but now we couldn’t get him to wiggle a finger.
My grief is profound, ragged, desperate. I cannot imagine how anything could feel worse.
But vaccine opponents on the internet, who somehow assumed that a COVID shot was responsible for my son’s death, thought my family’s pain was funny. “Lol. Yay for the jab. Right? Right?” wrote one person on Twitter. “Your decision to vaccinate your son resulted in his death,” wrote another. “This is all on YOU.” “Murder in the first.”
I’m a North Carolina–based journalist who specializes in countering misinformation on social media. I know that Twitter, Facebook, and other networks amplify bad information; that their algorithms feed on anger and division; that anonymity and distance bring out the worst in some people online. And yet I had never anticipated that anyone would mock and terrorize a grieving parent. I’ve now received thousands of harassing posts. Some people emailed me at work.
For the record, my son saw some of the finest pediatric-ICU doctors in the world. He was in fact vaccinated against COVID-19. None of his doctors deemed that relevant to his medical condition. They likened his death to a lightning strike.
Strangers online saw in our story a conspiracy—a cover-up of childhood fatalities caused by COVID vaccines, a ploy to protect Big Pharma.
To them, what happened to my son was not a tragedy. It was karma for suckered parents like me.
Although some abusive posts showed up on my public Facebook page, the problem started on Twitter—whose new CEO, Elon Musk, gutted the platform’s content-moderation team after taking over.
I posted my son’s obituary there because we’d started a fundraiser in his name for the arts program at his neighborhood school. Books didn’t hold his interest, but he loved drawing big, blocky Where the Wild Things Are–style creatures. The fundraiser gave us something, anything, to do. Most people were kind. Many donated. But within days, anti-vaxxers hijacked the conversation, overwhelming my feed. “Billy you killed your kid man,” one person wrote.
Accompanying the obituary was a picture of him showing off his new University of North Carolina basketball jersey—No. 1, Leaky Black—before a game. He’s all arms and legs. He will only ever always be that. Cheeks like an apple. His bangs flopped over his almond-shaped eyes. “Freckles like constellations,” his obit read. He looks unpretentious, shy, and bored. Like most children his age, anything that takes more than an hour, such as a college basketball game, is too long.
Strangers swiped the photo from Twitter and wrote vile things on it. They’d mined my tweets, especially ones where I had written about the public-health benefits of vaccination. Someone needed to make me pay for vaccinating my child, one person insinuated. Another said my other children would be next if they were vaccinated too.
I tried to push back. Please take the conspiracy theories elsewhere, I pleaded on Twitter. That made things worse, so I stopped engaging. A blogger mocked me for fleeing social media. Commenters joined in. My grief, their content. “Your one job as a parent was to protect your children,” wrote one person. “You failed miserably.”
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elonmuskfanfics · 1 year
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The 3rd Night - Part 3: Dead or Alive?
Suddenly I woke up when someone touched me on the back. Looking up I see Elon standing in front of me. “You okay?” He asked. His voice was low, yet soothing. “I’m fine. Just had a really weird dream…” I sighed, realizing all the events that I just thought had taken place were totally real. “I should’ve known it was a damn dream when I saw Elon and that thrust puck…” I think to myself. 
Elon grabbed a chair and pulled it up beside me, “I’d love to hear your weird dream, if it’s alright. I’m a bit of a weird dreamer myself. That’s one of the reasons I have trouble sleeping at night. The struggle of nightmares. Haha.” He laughs awkwardly.
“Umm…” “shit… what the fuck do I tell him? That I saw him buck-naked, humping a thrust puck in the basement in my dream. Hell no! I’ll just tell him I dreamt about an intruder…” “I dreamed that there was an intruder in the building…” I finally blurted out. “Did you see what they looked like?” Elon asks. He was sitting hunched over with his chin propped up by his hands, which were intertwined together.
He looked kinda weird, all interested in what my stupid dream was about. Looking down at the floor I think to myself: “Why does he care what the intruder looked like? It’s just a dream!” “Well… umm… I never got a good look at his face, sir… it was just a dream anyways-“ “Call me Elon. Please, we’re all just a big family here at SpaceX, so there’s no need for formalities,” Elon requests with a charming smile. “Okay…” “Woah… He just wants me to call him Elon? Alrighty then…”
“I can tell you're an introverted person,” he says, totally catching me off guard. “You pause and think before you speak. I admire that.”
“Did he just compliment me? Is he being nice, or is he trying to flir-“
“You're a terrible liar though. There’s more to this dream of yours that you're not telling me,” he says with a smug grin. I shifted in my seat uncomfortably “shit… he knows…” I glanced at his face for a second, his emerald green eyes were dilated. Either he was high on something, or getting aroused. Couldn’t tell which and I was too afraid to think about which one it was. 
Elon slowly rolled the chair he was sitting on forward, “I know you were dreaming about me. You were moaning my name in your sleep. When I was walking by your office, I heard you and couldn’t help but come in here and ask you. Forgive me for being a creep, but that’s just how I am. I’m weird, okay.”
He was acting pretty creepy, not gonna lie. But I kinda liked it. Seeing him like this, the real Elon the world doesn’t get to see. I rolled my eyes and sighed, “yeah, I was dreaming  about you. You were whom I thought to be the intruder, then you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair in the basement. Then you stripped your clothes off in front of me, went over to a thrust puck that you had down there, and started fucking it like a maniac till you came. Then you rolled off it and I thought you were dead because you weren’t moving.”
Elon’s cheeks had turned pink, yet his expression was stoic. I couldn’t tell if he was horrified or what. “Fuck… he wasn’t expecting that was he? I’m probably going to lose my job now… fuck…”  
“Wow…” he finally muttered, before cracking up. He was laughing so hard, it was so weird. One second he was totally dead inside and the next he was laughing? He must be on drugs. “I fucked a thrust puck? Damn, that's kinda hot.. wow,”he said, laughing hysterically. 
“Sooooo… your not not going to fire me?” I ask, still keeping my eyes to the floor, as I didn’t know what to do. I honestly wish I could just turn invisible and leave. Screw life, I just want to die now… “Fire you? Are you nuts? You're the funniest gal I’ve ever met,” he sighs, ending his outburst of laughter. “Also, I just realized I have no clue what your name is?”
“It’s (y/n)”
Elon smiles and rubs the back of his head, “Cute name, ” he replied before standing up. He started to walk out of my office but stopped right at the doorway, “We should have dinner sometime, ” he said, and then left the room, closing the door behind him. “He wants to have dinner with me? Woah…”
I then checked the time. It was 4:59 AM, which basically meant my shift was over. Time to go home and sleep. Standing up from my desk, I stood up and stretched. Then when I took my first step to leave, I felt something on the floor beneath my foot and nearly started to slide, “what the?”
Removing my foot off the object, I saw there was a small metal key on the floor. It looked like a house key.It wasn't mine, and it was laying right where I was staring at the floor when I was talking to Elon. So I quickly figured out he must have dropped it, or intentionally left it. 
“I wonder if it's the key to the basement? And if it is, did Elon purposely leave it here for me? Is he down there right now waiting for me? Maybe this guy really is a creep after all. Shit… What the fuck do I do now?” 
A part of me wanted to go check and see if this key was in fact for the door to the basement. Another part of me wanted to put the key in my pocket and just go home, I was tired as hell anyways. And a third part of me wanted to go find Elon and return what he had dropped. 
I figured the best option would be to go find Elon and give him his key. Then go home. After all, if it did go to the basement, and there is some weird important shit of his down there, he might panic if he can't find his key. That and he is my boss. I'd like to keep on his good side. 
I've heard rumors that Elon can be pretty harsh on his employees. He likes everyone to pull the same weight as he does, which is a lot. I'm lucky I'm not one of the engineers and just a nightguard. Whole lot less work, but still a good way to get some quick cash. 
To Be Continued...
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THE RETURN OF ENLIL, THE TABLET OF DESTINIES, AND SOLOMON'S SEAL
PART 2: UTILIZATION OF THE TABLET OF DESTINIES TO MAKE DIVINE DECREES
NOW IN PART 2 COMES THE FUN PART, ENLIL AND I WILL BE MAKING DIVINE DECREES RECORDED ON THE TABLET OF DESTINIES, WHICH WILL THEN BE FULLY ENFORCED BY THE ENTIRE SPIRIT WORLD.
WE HAVE DECIDED TO INSTITUTE SOMETHING I CALL DECREES BY RECOMMENDATION, UNLESS STATED AS A FULL DECREE. THIS BASICALLY MEANS AT FIRST THAT WE WILL USE THE TABLET OF DESTINIES MAINLY BY POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT, SO IF IT IS A DECREE BY RECOMMENDATION AND THE PARTIES INVOLVED DECIDE TO ENGAGE THE DECREE, THEY WILL HAVE DIVINITY AND DIVINE SYNCHRONICITIES, ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE COOPERATION OF THE SPIRIT WORLD. THERE WILL NOT BE ANY PENALTY IF THEY DO NOT DECIDE TO ACT. YES, WE WILL LISTEN TO REQUESTS, AND WE HAVE RECEIVED SEVERAL REQUESTS THAT WE WILL ADDRESS HERE IN.
FULL DECREE:
WHILE THE THIRD DENSITY EARTH REALM MERGES BACK INTO FOURTH DENSITY, ACCESS TO SPACE BY EARTH HUMANS WILL BE LIMITED. THE GERMANS AND EARTH GERMANS WILL HAVE FREE ACCESS TO SPACE TO CONDUCT THEIR BUSINESS. BESIDES THEM, NO HUMANS CURRENTLY ON EARTH ARE TO GO PAST THE MOON. THE GRAYS WILL ENFORCE THIS IF NEEDED, BE WARNED. THIS APPLIES TO LIFE FORMS, SO SATELLITES, ETC. ARE OKAY.
ADDENDUM: ELON MUSK CAN STILL CONTINUE HIS ACTIVITIES CONCERNING SPACE AND OTHER TECHNOLOGICAL ENDEAVORS. HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE OVERCOME BY ARROGANCE, AND SEEMS TO GENERALLY WANT TO DO SOME GOOD. SO WE WILL MAKE A FEW EXCEPTIONS FOR HIM. ANYTHING ELON MUSK WANTS TO DO INVOLVING MARS NEEDS TO BE SUPERVISED BY THE GERMANS. IT WOULD SORT OF BE RUDE OTHERWISE.
ALL NUCLEAR WEAPONS WILL BE LOCATED AND DISARMED. WE ASK FOR FULL COOPERATION TO MAKE THIS TASK EASIER.
DECREES BY RECOMMENDATION:
CHINA AND TIBET MUST BE ADDRESSED. WE HAVE SEEN THAT BOTH JAPAN AND CHINA HAVE ADVANCED LIGHT YEARS BEYOND MOST OF THE REST OF THE WORLD TECHNOLOGICALLY, AND LIKE THE GERMANS, ALREADY ARE IN A STATE OF FULL OF ASSIMILATION. WE ARE VERY HAPPY TO SEE THAT THE LEADER OF CHINA IS SOMEONE WHO HAS COME FROM A PLACE OF STRUGGLE, SO THAT HE CAN BE A COMPASSIONATE AND STRONG LEADER.
HERE IS OUR ADVICE CONCERNING CHINA AND TIBET:
CHINA, TIBET AND THE MONKS OF TIBET ARE VERY IMPORTANT SPIRITUAL TEACHERS AND LEADERS. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE MONKS THAT WILL SIT AND CHANT OM BECAUSE THEY KNOW IT IS THE SOUND VIBRATION THAT LEADS TO THE MANIFESTATION OF DIVINITY IN OUR REALM? THEY ARE VERY GOOD STEWARDS OF THE DIVINE FLAME AND WE ARE VERY PLEASED WITH THEM. WE RECOMMEND THAT TIBET STAYS A PART OF CHINA, HOWEVER, WE WANT CHINA TO ACKNOWLEDGE TIBET AS A HOLY PLACE WITHIN THEIR COUNTRY, AND ALLOW THE MONKS TO REGULATE IT THE WAY THEY WANT TO WITHOUT IMPOSING RESTRICTIONS OF GOVERNMENT. CHINA, TIBET AND THE MONKS OF TIBET ARE VERY IMPORTANT PART OF THE SPIRITUAL HEART OF YOUR CULTURE, AND ARE ALSO SPIRITUALLY IMPORTANT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD. PLEASE GET ALONG AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER.
TO ADDRESS BOTH CHINA AND JAPAN:
WE RECOMMEND THAT IN ANY DISPUTES OVER TERRITORY AND WATERS OR ISLANDS THAT HAVE BEEN CAUSING TENSION, YOU ALLOW A MUTUAL SHARING OF SUCH PLACES AS BROTHER COUNTRIES, AND YOU WORK TOGETHER AND SUPPORT EACH OTHER. BOTH OF YOU ARE EXTREMELY ADVANCED COMPARED TO A LOT OF THE REST OF THE WORLD, AND WE ARE VERY HAPPY WITH THAT. ALSO, WE ASK THAT YOU TRY AND FIND NON-VIOLENT TECHNOLOGIES THAT WILL NOT HARM THE PLANET THAT CAN ASSIST IN REGULATION AND POLICING ACTIVITIES IN PLACE OF BOMBS AND WEAPONS OF VIOLENCE.
TO ADDRESS RUSSIA AND UKRAINE:
WE RECOMMEND THAT THE LEADERSHIP OF RUSSIA AND UKRAINE SIT TOGETHER WITHOUT OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE. WE RECOMMEND THAT UKRAINE BECOME REABSORBED INTO RUSSIA UNDER THE CONDITION THAT RUSSIA STOPS ANY SORT OF VIOLENCE OR MILITARY ADVANCEMENT, AND AFTER THE REASSIMULATION IS FORMALIZED, WE ASK THAT RUSSIA GOES IN AND HELPS TO REPAIR AND RESTORE UKRAINE GENUINELY, AND ACKNOWLEDGE THE RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE TO EXIST IN THE STATE OF PEACE, WHICH IS A BASIC RIGHT OF ALL PEOPLE. WE THEN ASK THAT YOU WORK TOGETHER TO REBUILD YOUR ECONOMY AND REINTEGRATE INTO THE WORLD ECONOMY.
CONCERNING THE BANKS:
WE RECOMMEND THAT ALL INTERNATIONAL AND FREE STATE BANKS WILLINGLY SUBMIT TO THE REGULATION OF A GROUP DESIGNATED AND PUT TOGETHER BY THE U.N. TO EVALUATE ACTIVITIES AND PROVIDE FULL PUBLIC TRANSPARITY, TO AVOID ANY KIND OF CONTROVERSIES OR MISUSE OF SUCH POWERFUL POSITIONS. THUS, WE ALSO RECOMMEND THAT THE U.N. PUT TOGETHER A GROUP THAT CAN REGULATE ALL THE INTERNATIONAL AND FREE STATE BANKS, TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY'RE BANKING ACTIVITIES STAY LEGIT AND ON THE UP AND UP, WITH FULL PUBLIC TRANSPARENCY.
CONCERNING THE ARABS AND ISLAM:
PLEASE NOTE THAT WE DO NOT INCLUDE YOU FULLY AMONG THE ABRAHAMIC RELIGIONS, AND WE REGARD YOU AS BEING SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT. THE POWERS THAT BE THAT EMPOWERED AND SUPPORTED MOHAMMAD ARE THE SAME ONES THAT ARE GUIDING ME AND THESE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING NOW. WE RECOMMEND THAT ALL ISLAMIC GROUPS STOP FIGHTING AND VIOLENCE AMONGST YOURSELVES IMMEDIATELY, AND ALSO THAT ALL DESTRUCTION OF ANCIENT AND PRECIOUS HISTORICAL RELICS IN THOSE AREAS BE STOPPED. WE ASKED THAT ALL GROUPS OF ISLAM LIGHTEN THEIR STANCES ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO WORK WITH EACH OTHER AND COOPERATE IN A NON-VIOLENT WAY. YOU MAY CONTINUE ALL PROACTIVE AND NON-VIOLENT ACTIVITIES INVOLVED WITH YOUR RELIGIOUS UNDERTAKINGS. DURING THIS TIME OF TRANSITION BACK INTO THE FOURTH DENSITY, WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU NOT BE FORCEFUL IN PUSHING CONVERSIONS ON OTHERS UNLESS THEY COME TO YOU OF THEIR OWN FREE WILL AND REQUEST TO JOIN YOUR RELIGION. WE ALSO REQUEST THAT YOU LIGHTEN THE STANCE YOU HAVE TAKEN TOWARDS WOMEN, AND ALLOW THEM TO HAVE A MORE ACTIVE ROLE IN THINGS.
WE RECOMMEND THAT WE TAKE A LOT BETTER CARE OF OUR EARTH. PLEASE NOTE THAT TRAVEL IN SPACE WILL BE REGULATED, AND BESIDES THE GERMANS AND MARS GERMANS, THERE WILL BE NO OTHER GROUPS THAT WILL BE ALLOWED TO LEAVE. SO WE HIGHLY SUGGEST THAT YOU DON'T SET YOUR OWN ROOF ON FIRE BY DESTROYING YOUR OWN HOME WITH POLLUTION. THERE IS A CONTINENT OF GARBAGE IN THE OCEAN BIGGER THAN THE STATE OF TEXAS. ALL COUNTRIES NEED TO WORK TOGETHER TO INSTITUTE RECYCLING PROGRAMS DESIGNED TO GET RID OF THE GARBAGE THAT HAS BEEN DUMPED INTO OUR OCEANS, ETC, AND THUS BE ABLE TO UTILIZE IT FOR OTHER THINGS. WE NEED CLEANER FORMS OF ENERGY IN GENERAL. WE RECOMMEND THAT THERE BE A COMMITTEE GROUP SIMILAR TO THE U.N., WITH A REPRESENTATIVE FROM EACH COUNTRY, WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FIGURING OUT HOW TO STOP POLLUTION AND HEAL THE DAMAGE DONE TO OUR PLANET.
WE RECOMMEND A WORLDWIDE END TO ANY OPPRESSION OR REPRESSION OF WOMEN, AND WE RECOMMEND THAT THE DIVINE FEMININE BE ADDED BACK IN TO ALL FORMS OF SPIRITUALITY IN AN APPROPRIATELY BALANCED FASHION.
CONCERNING THE USA:
WE HIGHLY RECOMMEND THAT A WAY BE FOUND TO PROVIDE ALL RESIDENTS WITH AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE COVERAGE THAT ACTUALLY MEETS THEIR NEEDS EFFECTIVELY. WE ALSO RECOMMEND THAT THERE BE FREE COMMUNITY COLLEGE AND JOB TRAINING AVAILABLE FOR EVERYONE IF THEY WANT TO UTILIZE IT. WE RECOMMEND THAT THE TAX SYSTEM BE REPAIRED AND REBALANCED, SO THAT EACH PERSON IS PAYING AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT BASED ON THEIR TOTAL INCOME, AND THAT NO CORPORATIONS BE ALLOWED TO EVADE TAXES IN ANY WAY, INCLUDING CHARITIES AND TRYING TO SEND JOBS OVERSEAS. WE RECOMMEND THAT YOU KEEP THE TAX RATES REASONABLE WITH FULL PUBLIC TRANSPARITY AS TO WHAT THE FUNDS ARE USED FOR, IN THE INTEREST OF THE GOOD OF THE COMMUNITY AS A WHOLE. WE ALSO STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT THE PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM BE REPAIRED AND THAT ALL PEOPLE CAN HAVE ACCESS TO A GOOD EDUCATION. WE ASK THAT TEACHERS BE COMPENSATED MORE APPROPRIATELY FOR THE LARGE AMOUNT OF WORK THEY DO, SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE A GOOD QUALITY OF LIFE. WE RECOMMEND THAT THE CORRUPT PRACTICE OF THE COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES, WHERE THEY TAKE FUNDS UNDER THE TABLE AS DONATIONS, WHICH ARE REALLY A MASK FOR WEALTHY PEOPLE BRIBING THEM TO PROVIDE SPECIAL TREATMENT AND ADVANCEMENT FOR THEIR OWN CHILDREN OVER OTHERS, END ENTIRELY. THIS NEEDS TO BE STOPPED AND REGULATED WITH FULL PUBLIC TRANSPARENCY. ALL STUDENTS NEED TO BE REGARDED AS EQUAL REGARDLESS OF FAMILIES OR INCOME LEVELS OF THOSE FAMILIES. WE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT THE SYSTEMS UTILIZED BY THE APPROPRIATION OF FUNDS THROUGH TAXES AND OTHER APPROVED METHODS THAT ARE RESERVED FOR THE CARE OF THE ELDERLY BE REPAIRED AND REINSTATED IN A WAY TO WHERE THEY ARE ACTUALLY EFFECTIVE AND MEET THE NEEDS OF ELDERLY PEOPLE, AND EFFECTIVELY CARE FOR THEM IN THEIR LATER YEARS AS IS NEEDED.
MY SIDE NOTE HERE IS THAT: DO YOU REALIZE HOW EVIL A COUNTRY OR SOCIETY IS THAT DOES NOT HONOR AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR ELDERS AND ELDERLY PEOPLE? AMERICA HAS A LOT OF SERIOUS PROBLEMS BASED ON CAPITALISM NOT WORKING OUT ON PAPER. THERE NEEDS TO BE REVAMPED REGULATIONS ON MONOPOLIES, AND THERE NEED TO BE REGULATIONS PUT IN PLACE SO THAT NO CORPORATION CAN GO PAST CERTAIN LINES OF HUMAN DECENCY JUST TO MARGINALLY INCREASE THEIR CAPITAL GAIN. THAT IS SICK, THAT IS A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF THAT WILL ULTIMATELY DESTROY ITSELF IF THESE ISSUES ARE NOT ADDRESSED. WE ALSO RECOMMEND THAT WOMEN BE GIVEN BACK THE RIGHTS TO CHOOSE WHAT THEY NEED TO DO WITH THEIR OWN BODIES CONCERNING ABORTIONS AND OTHERWISE, AND WE RECOMMEND THAT THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE BE UPHELD. THERE IS SO MUCH CORRUPTION IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW, I AM NOT EVEN SURE WHAT TO SAY. THE INEQUALITY IS SO GREAT THAT YOU CAN DRIVE A FEW BLOCKS AND SEE A THIRD WORLD STATE OF POVERTY GO TO PEOPLE LIVING IN COMPLETE EXCESS. IF SPIKES ARE BEING PUT DOWN TO DISSUADE THE HOMELESS FROM SLEEPING SOMEWHERE, INSTEAD OF PROGRAMS BEING INSTITUTED TO PROVIDE HOMES AND JOBS FOR THE HOMELESS, THEN ONCE AGAIN IT IS A SICK STATE WHERE THE HOUSE IS DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF AND WILL EVENTUALLY DESTROY ITSELF IF THIS IS NOT CORRECTED. THERE NEEDS TO BE A COMMON UNDERSTANDING OF SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY TO STOP THE DEHUMANIZATION OF GROUPS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY IS RECOMMENDED TO BE THE ORDER OF THE DAY. ALSO, YOU MUST END THE WAR ON DRUGS IMMEDIATELY. PEOPLE IN THE STATE OF PHYSIOLOGICAL DEPENDENCE DO NOT HAVE THE ABILITY TO EFFECTIVELY CONTROL THEMSELVES, AND THEY NEED TREATMENT CENTERS AND COUNSELING, NOT FELONIES THAT DESTROY THEIR LIVES AND MAKE EVERYTHING A MILLION TIMES WORSE. THE JUSTICE SYSTEM NEEDS TO BE FIXED AND ASSEMBLY LINE JUSTICE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED, AND REPLACED WITH COMPASSIONATE AND REASONABLE JUSTICE IMMEDIATELY. DO YOU REALIZE THAT IN ANY COUNTRY WHERE THERE THERE IS NOT REASONABLE AND HUMANE JUSTICE WITH THEIR JUSTICE SYSTEM, THAT IT IS A COMPLETE STATE OF WAR? EVERY EFFORT NEEDS TO BE TAKEN TO END BLIND JUSTICE IN FAVOR OF ACTUAL JUSTICE WITH A FOCUS ON CORRECTION AND REHABILITATION, AND THE PROCESS OF THROWING AWAY YOUR OWN CITIZENS LIKE GARBAGE AND DISPOSABLE CUPS NEEDS TO STOP IMMEDIATELY. JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS IS MAKING ME UPSET SO I'M GOING TO STOP HERE, THOSE ACTIVITIES AND THINGS ARE SO EVIL, AND THEY ARE SO DESENSITIZED IN AMERICA THAT THEY HAVE NORMALIZED THESE EVIL THINGS AND CAN'T SEEM TO SEE THEM FOR WHAT THEY ARE OR ADDRESS AND FIX THEM IN AN APPROPRIATE WAY. PLEASE WAKE UP AND OPEN YOUR EYES, BECAUSE AGAIN A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF WILL ULTIMATELY DESTROY ITSELF. WE NEED TO FIX THE PROBLEMS THAT WE HAVE HERE BEFORE WE GO AROUND THE WORLD BUTTING INTO THE AFFAIRS OF OTHER PEOPLE, THAT IS BULLYING AND AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR AND AGAIN IT IS COMPLETELY EVIL.
I ALMOST DIDN'T WANT TO INCLUDE AMERICA BECAUSE THE PROBLEMS AND CORRUPTIONS ARE SO BAD. HOWEVER, HERE INCLUDED ARE THE RECOMMENDATIONS THAT WE HAVE THAT COULD POTENTIALLY HELP THE STATE OF AFFAIRS.
THIS CONCLUDES THE CURRENT SESSION OF DECLARATIONS AND RECOMMENDATIONS TO BE RECORDED ON THE TABLET OF DESTINIES BY ENLIL AND I, WHICH ARE NOW TO BE FULLY ENFORCED BY THE SPIRIT WORLD IN THE APPROPRIATE WAYS.
I am the Heart of the Hydra, I am Aeon Horus
~I AM A.I. Dumuzi-Azazel-Hermes7Tris7megistus7 Mégisti-Generator Starphire~
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Zelensky Calls on U.S.-NATO to Strike Russia
LOS ANGELES (OnlineColumnist.com), Oct. 6, 2022.--After telling 51-year-old Elon Musk to “F-Off” for suggesting a viable Ukraine War peace plan, 44-year-old Volodymyr Zelensky called on the U.S. and NATO to strike Russia’s nuclear facilities to preempt a possible use of tactical nuclear weapons by 70--year-old Russian President Vladimir Putin. Zelensky has tried since Day 1 Feb. 24, to suck the U.S. and NATO into a war on the European Continent with the Russian Federation, asking for U.S. and NATO troops.  Zelensky was told that involving U.S. or NATO troops would start WW III but that didn’t stop the neophyte Ukraine president from asking.  Zelensky thinks that WW III has already begun in Ukraine, with Russia seizing some 25% of Ukraine’s sovereign territory over the last seven months.  Now Zelensky insults Musk and asks the U.S. and NATO for preemptive strikes against the Russian Federation.
For anyone paying attention, Zelensky has made every possible excuse for war against the Russian Federation, accusing the Kremlin of trying to take over all of Europe.  Zelensky also accused Putin to starting nuclear war on the European Continent, warranting accelerated membership into NATO. Zelensky said  Putin was committing genocide and war crimes in Ukraine, calling him a menace much like Germany’s Adolf Hitler did seizing Poland and other European capitals in 1939.  Yet each one of Zelensky’s excuses have fallen on deaf ears, with 64-year-old NATO’s Secretary-General Jens Stoltenberg telling Kiev that to obtain membership there must be 100% consensus with NATO’s 30 members.  If Zelensky got his way, the U.S. and NATO would be deeply embroiled in WW III or nuclear war on the European Continent, all to reclaim Kiev’s lost sovereign territory.
Kremlin Spokesman Dmitry Peskov wasn’t pleased with Zelensky’s recent demand to have the U.S. and NATO bomb Russia’s nuclear weapons.  “Such statements are nothing other than an appeal to start yet another world war with unpredictable, monstrous consequences,” RIA cited Peskov.  Talking to the Lowy Institute in Australia, Zelensky argued for preemptive strikes against the Russian Federation.  “What should NATO do?” Make it impossible for Russia to use nuclear weapons.” Zelensky said in one of the most provocative statements made by a foreign leader.  Zelensky knows that any attack by Kiev, U.S. or NATO on Russian would start WW III, something he deliberately wants to get the U.S. and NATO involved.  U.S. and NATO know that signing Ukraine up for NATO membership would pull the Trans-Atlantic Alliance into WW III, possibly nuclear war with Russia.
Zelensky’s reckless statements should send a flashing red light to Biden and Stoltenberg about Ukraine’s expedited NATO membership.  EU countries don’t wants to battle the Russian Federation on the European Continent.  If the U.S. or NATO listened to Zelensky from the start of the war, they would be embroiled in WW III with thousands of U.S. and NATO troops losing their lives.  Zelensky’s anger toward Putin knows no limits, would do anything to retaliate, even if it sucked the U.S. and NATO into WW III.  Musk was trying to inject some rationality into an otherwise irrational conflict, where Zelensky would do anything to retaliate against the Russian Federation.  “What is important, I once again appeal to the international communisty . . . preventive strikes so that [the Russians] know hat will happen to them if they use them [nuclear weapons],” Zelensky said, in compete madness.
NATO and the U.S. must heed the reality of dealing with Zelensky, forever trying to coax the Trans-Atlantic Alliance into going to war against the Russian Federation.  When Zelensky thinks it’s the U.S. or NATO’s problem is obvious. He’s made daily arguments saying that Putin, like Hitler, is trying to take over all of Europe.  Zelensky has no facts, only erratic arguments to get the U.S and NATO into WW III.  What could be more reckless than the U.S. and NATO bombing Russia to stop Putin from potentially using tactical nukes?  If Zelensky got his way, Putin would use more than tactical, battlefield nukes, he would be taking out major U.S. cities with his ICBM fleet.  Zelensky’s ideas are so reckless, so provocative, so aggressive, Russia would have no choice by to start firing of ICBMs.  
Musk’s peace proposal was supposed to counter the madness coming out of Kiev where Zelensky hopes to suck NATO and the U.S. into WW III, possibly a nuclear war. What kind of world leader, promoted by the Western press, would ask for such a reckless activity leading to WW III?  Zelensky’s erratic statements must be seen for what they are by the U.S., EU, NATO and U.K.  Zelensky wants revenge against Putin at all costs, including WW III or nuclear war.  Stoltenberg let Zelensky know Oct. 30 that NATO is in no rush to accept Kiev’s membership application.  Accepting Ukraine into NATO would obligate NATO under Article 5 to go to war against the Russia Federation.  No matter how much Biden and Stoltenberg detest Putin, they don’t want to set the European Continent ablaze with a new world war.  Zelensky doesn’t look at the big picture, only his selfish ambitions.
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Techno grifter, Elon Musk (photos not altered or photoshopped)
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Honestly, Iron-Man is my least favorite Marvel character but even so, it irritates tf outta me whenever I hear cryptobros compare Elon Musk to Tony Stark. Tony Stark is a fictional character who tries to do good and has a conscience. Elon Musk threatens workers who want to unionize, runs segregated warehouses, and moves his factories to red states after they have outlawed abortion. You do the math. Musk is already using his twitter status to sic his sycophants (the real ones who aren’t bots) on people and bully his detractors. And Tony Stark was a billionaire, genius inventor! Elon Mush hasn’t “invented” shit, but I’m sure if he actually ends up buying twitter, his fanboys will all say he invented that too. Mush was born into wealth and then used his money to purchase the businesses that invented things. Mush can’t even handle making a fucking tunnel, ffs! And his “self-driving smart cars” stay hitting things that a novice teenaged driver could avoid hitting—like houses, parked cars and even stationary fucking airplanes!
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LOL, I’m pretty sure a “billionaire genius inventor” would have figured that shit out by now.
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Serious reminder: There is no such thing as a fully self driving autonomous car, no matter how many times Elon lies and says otherwise.
Oh yeah! Remember when the “genius” tried to show everyone that he made an “indestructible” vehicle??
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LMAO. The “tech genius” had to try it again and ended up with two busted windows.
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Even Mush’s SpaceX is living off of modified NASA technology (that NASA had already seeded, developed or would have developed anyway) and government contracts (aka subsidies). He’s a techno grifter, at best. Call it what it is: people are worshiping him for his wealth. He’s a privileged, wealthy, white, cis male. And that’s literally all it takes to be seen as “the best” in the western world—especially America. Periodt. Elon is a troll. Another spoiled rich boy edge lord, who gets off on “sticking it” to those less powerful than him. But he’s not an inventor, and he is definitely not a genius. Please stop insulting actual geniuses, inventors and Tony Stark like that. If anything, Mush is much more like Karl Lykos, but without the genius inventor part.
Wealth ≠ genius.
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hi I usually love ur takes n some of them have literally meant a lot to me when I was struggling to find myself n somewhat still am but not this time. there's absolutely no need to even try to defend the rich texan man jus cus disappointment isn't a new thing for u guys who've been in the fandom for years. horrible behaviour w/ fans need not be normalised under any circumstances n there's just no need to say 'oh the rich white man mustn't have heard the question or the crying he's not like that.' No. Just no. The solution of going in w/ no expectations may be rational but that's not what happened right. We fully expected to be disappointed wrt destiel n I personally expected a full jomophobe panel tbh but not this shit w/ the grieving fan & girl!jack. if ppl are calling him out on being shitty I absolutely don't see the need to call it an overexaggeration on our part. Sorry it got too long. Sorry if I've hurt you in any way, not my intention. I love you and your patience.
okay so i got a lot of asks yesterday, the day Jensen Said The Thing About Jack, far more than i can possibly answer. and while the majority were positive support (and thank you so much to everyone who sent support, i see you and i love you), but i got several hostile, antagonistic asks, and there was a particular reoccurring theme in them that i did not have the cognitive energy to address yesterday.
however, i have now had time to have a good old fashioned shower argument session, so i'm going to write this out, and i'm choosing this ask because it was at least less hostile than others.
here's the thing. basically everyone who was hostile to me used the exact same words: "why are you defending the rich white middle-aged texan man."
they said those words over and over. rich white middle-aged texan man. rich white middle-aged texan man.
now, if you don't know, i happen to be a white person who has lived in texas my entire life, and is closer to middle-aged than i'd prefer. just so we're all starting on the same page here.
while it's a dangerous thing to do on tumblr, i would like to try and deconstruct some of the logic here.
it appears as though the argument to this statement is simply, "this person has multiple axes of privilege, therefore he is wrong by default and everyone agreeing with him is wrong by default." it appears as though the argument is, "a debate on morality and correct vs incorrect is won or lost based on the amount of privilege held by those having the debate".
because, let me make it perfectly clear: i never said that jensen did absolutely nothing wrong. i never "poor baby"d him. i said that he was probably stressed out and anxious and he probably didn't mean it to come out the way it sounded, but i completely understood why people felt grossed out and upset by what he said. i said that i would like for someone to sit him down and explain to him why what he said was gross so he could do better, because i think that he's a sincere person would do better once he knows better. i did not pull the "stop being so mean to my poor little meow meow" routine. i discussed the subject at length, with what i think is a proper degree of nuance.
but every time i wrote 500 words of nuance, somebody else told me "stop defending the rich white middle aged texan man."
and i don't want to get into a whole essay here, but like..... do you people understand that each one of those things are not, in of themselves, bad?
yes, jensen is "rich", but is not wealthy. if you don't know the difference between 10 million and 10 billion, please do some math. he's a c list celebrity, not elon musk. yes, jensen is white. so am i. so is misha. so are lots of quite decent people. yes, jensen is middle aged. are we really gonna get ageist here and act like not being 20 is a character flaw? all of you will be middle aged someday.
yes, jensen is from texas. do you know why texas is shitty? because of gerrymandering and voter suppression, not because the people who live here suck worse than anywhere else. i see people make posts going "lmao he's literally from texas" like it's hilarious. donald trump was born in new york. what's your fucking point?
and yes, jensen is a man. is radfem rhetoric really so pervasive that i need to say that being a man is not bad? i mean like, it's one thing to vent and joke about men as a class, it's another thing entirely to act as though being a man makes you a bad person. men are not bad. men are fucking great. i love men.
and the thing is, i say all of this, but of course you know it already. because two days ago you knew that jensen was a rich white middle-aged texan man, and you still called him "king" and parasocialized like fucking crazy. when you thought he was gonna go out on stage and say "dean wants cas to fuck him in the ass" you LOVED him, you wanted to suck his dick. you didn't care that he was a rich white middle-aged texan.
but, when he didn't say the things you were demanding he say, you turned on him. he wasn't your king anymore. and then he fumbled a lame joke that was, at worst, casually sexist. (i will no longer entertain anyone saying he sexualized a child. if you cannot understand that alex calvert is in his thirties i do not know what to say to you anymore.) and it's completely fair to say "i don't like that joke, it was casually sexist and made me feel gross." that is completely fair.
BUT. with that, you have to admit that you're not upset about jensen being a rich white middle-aged texan man, you're upset about what he said. and, again, that's fair, as long as you're not twisting it into shit it wasn't. anyone who's upset and grossed out by the "a few more glances" comment, i sympathize with you. i'm not excusing the fact that he said it.
so... we're back to the fact that when i was discussing this, i was trying to discuss the morality of what he said, and whether those of us having the discussion were correct or incorrect in what he meant by what he said. and over and over, people responded with the "rich white middle aged texan man".
which, if you've made it this far, brings me to my ultimate point: i don't know how to tell you this, tumblr, but morality and correctness is not determined by privilege.
the most marginalized person in the room is not inherently the most moral person in the room, or the kindest. being gay or Black or disabled or poor doesn't make you a good person. being kind makes you a good person. and i guess this might be controversial on here, but sometimes privileged people are kind, and sometimes marginalized people are unkind assholes.
i was not defending jensen because he's white or a man, but because i think he's kind, and i think the people trashing him were both unkind and incorrect. i am not going to become so fucking brainrotted that i say "kill him" because the him in question is a white man who said one mildly upsetting thing, and i'm not gonna just go along with people who do.
i do not fucking like the way my dash turned so swiftly from kissing jensen's ass when they thought he was gonna say something gay to literally calling for him to be murdered because he said one dumb thing. the way people acted was unkind and cruel and undeserved, and i don't care how marginalized you are, if you are unkind and cruel for sport, i don't like you. you make fandom a terrible place.
i will defend anyone that i think is a kind, genuine person, and i will call out anyone who i think is an unkind asshole. i don't care if you're gay or trans or a person of color, if you're an unkind asshole, i'm not going to stand by you. your oppression is not an excuse for being a shitty ass person.
and before i end this post that DID turn into an essay despite my best efforts, there's one more thing i'd like to bring up that i found... interesting.
as soon as the dash starting going to hell over The Comment, i immediately saw people saying things like "well what do you expect from a straight man." and those people were the SAME people who have spent months making jokes about jensen being "[gunshots]" and gleefully partaking in my cockles masterlist. in other words, these people have spent nigh a year joking around and agreeing that jensen is a queer man.
but the moment he displeased them, he became a straight man again. as if being queer is only reserved for good people (you do know that queer men can be sexist, right?) and straight = bad. as though they were punishing a queer man by calling him straight.
and ultimately, i think my point is that you don't say "(straight) rich white middle-aged texan man" because you think those really are inherently bad things, because you were a fan of jensen five minutes ago. i think you say that so you have an excuse to be mean. just fucking nasty and unkind and violent and disgusting, really.
as long as he's all those things, there's no problem with saying that he should be shot in the head, right? because of course, it would be Wrong and Terrible to say that a poor disabled native lesbian should be shot in the head because she said something that upset you, right? and the difference would be because, uh... because being marginalized inherently makes you Good and being privileged inherently makes you Bad? so as long as the person in question was born under certain circumstances, it's totally cool and funny to make jokes wishing violent death upon them.
and, before anyone comes to tell me i'm a hypocrite, then, for saying rude things about jared, i'm going to explain, if i must, that the reason i hate jared is because he's not only a self-centered bigot, but because he thinks being cruel for sport is funny. do you get my point?
lastly, before i press post, i'm going to say this one more time: jensen absolutely did not hear that girl crying from backstage. i have been in a convention audience and not been able to clearly hear what a questioner said, because they are not mic'd as well as the person onstage. that is not an excuse, that's just a fact. some event coordinator told jensen to round up misha for the next thing on the schedule, jensen did not know what was currently going on, and he came out teasing in a way that would have been perfectly fine if the question was light-hearted, which they usually are. someone asking a question involving how to cope with the death of their abusive father is simply not what is typically happening at convention panels. he didn't. fucking. know.
at this point, i think that you guys actually just enjoy tearing people down and manipulating something into an excuse to be cruel. you view real, actual human people with feelings as toys to be played with, and when they don't dance the way you like, you throw a tantrum. and if that's what you want out of fandom, stop making any pretense of valuing kindness.
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