#please dont take this too serious

[a-wondering-thought]

Now im not saying i would ever be an arsonist but im not not saying that sometimes i want to set a building on fire and watch as the flames grow and flicker around me and hear the flames start to roar and turn different colours as i watch mesmerized by them and they inch closer but still i dont really notice because how can something this beautiful be so deadly and if i do its too late and as the fire catches on to my clothes i look up at the sky and wonder for the last time..

#hahaha #please dont take this too serious #im not gonna actually do it #but im stuck alone with my thoughts what do you want me to do? #vi screams into the void #i guess i really am screaming into the void atm #fire #arson #be gay commit arson #tw arson #arsonist

[tintenspion]

War movie fans when they watch a new movie with the same morale for the 10000th time (war is bad because it kills people)

#please dont take this too serious

[arsenicflame]

ive had to step away from all the analysis of the finale because thinking about it for too long it fills me with such a [rage? bitterness? frustration? all of the above?] the likes of which ive genuinely never felt for a show before

ive cared about media before. ive been disappointed by media before, but i think the difference is i haven't put my faith in media like i did ofmd- and the more time passes the more i feel fucking stupid for putting that faith in the show in the first place, when so many of the things coming to light now were already there

i cant think about it too long else it makes me so fucking sad, and im tired of analysing it to bits because its not going to change anything, theres no way to fix any of this, no way to find a spark of light in it, no way to come back, to resurrect the show i fucking loved.

im sure everything everyone is saying is well thought out and nuanced things but for the sake of my own enjoyment of this fucking show i have to just not engage with it anymore.

#the last post was the exception to this and its only bc that segment of the interview was directly on my feed #like im sorry if you followed me for my serious takes and now youre getting silly goofy dude #but not taking this media too seriously is the only way im coping rn #ikyk ive talked your ears off about my relationship with fucking show and the fandom in the past month but. but #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd critical #like. the serangela break up Sucks and i could yell about it forever #but in the end i dont think i really went in having faith that marvel wouldnt fuck it up #and thats the difference here for me #the faith i did put in. and the way i see how that i shouldnt have #ill still complain. but i dont have the energy to read them or try and write them in a way thats in any way fact checked or nuanced i just #i need to complain but i need to keep my love for this fucking show i. need to #again. ikyk. so. silly hours. ignoring s2 hours. making up that fictional man hours. i gotta #also please enjoy nyx tries to label an emotion and fails

[droughtspell]

(shitpost) Headcanon that Blue likes to top, but unfortunately for him Red's preference is also to top, so he actually mostly bottoms. Thursday nights usually look like this.

Not pictured cause my hand hurts: this always has a happy ending dw, but it's a cycle for sure cause Red's a stubborn ass.

Red, thinking to himself: "He has the prettiest eyes and the most ethereal smile yet somehow his mouth spits the nastiest vilest stupidest fucking shit no man on earth should ever speak….. but he do be cute."

apology for making Blue say the most cursed thing in the world, here's his panel without it lmao.

#this is how i got my s.o. to bottom /hj #for laughs! dont take this too seriously #reguri #gurire #sh itpost #namelessshipping #originalshipping #trainer red #blue oak #green oak #preemptive defense: this is a sh itpost. a joke if you may. please do not come to my replies/tags with serious yaoi p*litics

[princesseevee06]

GRAAAAARGH [holy quintet-ifies your ytr cast]

sorry. i’m so sorry. (also please don’t take the character choices too seriously, i was mostly just thinking about fun outfits + vague themes to connect to my au 😭)

ref pic under cut:

#sorry for disappearing it will happen again #it wouldn’t be a princesseevee06 drawing without obnoxiously bright colors! #yttd #your turn ryoko #kugie kizuchi #ryoko hirose #maple yttd #sou hiyori #midori yttd #shin tsukimi #madoka magica #i know this looks scuffed but shhhhhshshshhh #again this is not serious i just wanted to draw the blorbos as other blorbos 👍 #please dont get on my ass for committing to the ‘soumura’ bit. it’s funny to me okay #ok actually the one character choice i refuse to take slander for is ryoko sayaka. that one fits way way too well #my art

[doomgendr]

thinking about a marriage/divorce ending .... stanley and the bucket get married, have "kids" (just tiny buckets), and then get divorced

JUST!!! HEAR ME OUT ! PLEASE LISTEN THIS IS THE MOST ELABORATE SHITPOST I HAVE EVER MADE

so you start the game like normal, then you go pick up the bucket in the office and the narrator says

"Stanley picked up the bucket and looked into its eyes. The bucket smiled warmly back at Stanley."

now if you just go and do whatever normally, and the marriage ending doesn't start and whatever bucket ending you wanna do will happen. but if you go back into the other office and try to open room 427, the door is unlocked. if you step in, it triggers this dialogue:

"Stanley thought, 'I could just marry this bucket, it's so beautiful and shiny.' Then the bucket had a thought. Maybe they could get married. the bucket had a ring, after all."

the office door closes on stanley, trapping him in the room so he can't leave. a ring in a ring container thingy (ive got no clue what its called lmao) is on the desk, like it had been there the entire time.

"What on Earth? The bucket .... is actually asking to marry you?! Don't do it Stanley, marriage is a scam! About 50% of all marriages end in divorce! So, you'll be thanking me later. By NOT marrying it."

then stanley can have the choice to decline the proposal or marry the bucket . if he accepts, the office door opens to a dark room. if you walk in, it fades to black and you are at the beginning of a wedding isle. the wedding takes place in a museum-like place, everything made of marble, except for the red carpet running down the wedding isle. the bucket is at the end of the isle, on its pedestal. in almost every seat of the room there are buckets sitting, and if you look around you'll find the broom closet, the adventure line, and the baby from the baby game.

you walk down the isle, over to the bucket. the curator begrudgingly officiates their wedding . (because the narrator refuses to even GO to the wedding. out of jealousy, probably.)

right before the wedding is over and after you say your "i do"'s the curator goes

"...You may kiss the bucket."

and you kiss the bucket idk (i don't know how weddings work)

it fades to white and theres this weird montage with sentimental music playing and it's just stanley's face and the bucket photoshopped on a married couple ?? but stanley is photoshopped onto the wife (LMFAO) and the bucket is on the husband. it goes on to them buying baby clothes and toys. stanley is in the hospital with their baby. they have twins. they send the kids to school for the first time, the bucket plays baseball with its son and stanley reclines on a sun chair.

basically random domestic shit goes on for a minute or two then the tone shifts, the bucket and stanley having arguements, them going to a marriage counselor. it failing, the bucket giving stanley divorce papers. them going to court, the bucket getting the kids. then you start to hear the narrator's voice fade in,

"Stanley? ...Stanley? Stanley! STANLEY!!!"

it cuts to you being back in office 427. the door is closed. the bucket is with you in your hand.

"You haven't moved at all for four whole hours! What have you been doing??? … Were you sleeping with your eyes open again? You took the bucket in here and haven't moved since. Are you okay? Do i need to call someone?"

the game resets.

now, if stanley REFUSES the proposal, the bucket just starts crying (tears roll down the sides of the bucket)

"Stanley... is that... tears? Look what you did, Stanley! You made the bucket cry! You could have been a little... nicer, at least, in your refusal. It's just going to be awkward carrying it around, now. With it getting its tears everywhere.....

Actually. Would it have been better if you did marry it? Hmm... I just feel sort of guilty, now. This was all my fault. I did tell you to refuse. Oh, no. am I a homewrecker now, Stanley?! You can tell me if I'm a homewrecker, you know. I can take it."

a big wall of text appears infront of Stanley (like in the out-of-bounds ending) and the text reads;

Is The Narrator a Homewrecker?

Yes No

if stanley clicks "Yes", the narrator freaks out and the game resets because he can't grapple with the fact he's a homewrecker and he "hates this ending"

if stanley clicks "No" the narrator tells stanley how relieved he is that he is not, in fact, a homewrecker. then he considers the fact stanley might be lying just to save face. he asks if he's lying.

Are You Lying?

No

"no" is your only option. if you press it, the narrator wonders why he even asked if stanley was lying, and only put "no" as an option. he comments on the uselessness of adding the question if there was only one answer. he tells stanley "thank you for the reassurance anyway" or something. the game resets on its own.

#dont take this too seriously #this was basically just a shitpost #please dont actually think im being serious with this #this is the most effort i have ever put into a shitpost #i do not ship bucket x stanley btw. this was just a silly little thing #tspud #tspud narrator #tspud stanley #tspud bucket #the bucket #the stanley parable stanley #the stanley parable: ultra deluxe #the stanley parable #tsp #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #shitpost #the stanley parable narrator #tsp curator #the curator #tspud curator #the stanley parable curator #kaz talks abt random shit after midnight #also im so sorry for the mpreg joke #i feel like they would make that kind of joke though #still. my apologies

[verflares]

speaking of. midlink and midzel are fine and good but i think we need more midzelink toxic polycule shippers in the world. whos with me (i look out to an empty audience full of chirping crickets)

#this is like. /hj please dont take me too seriously. but the idea is very deeply funny to me i hope you understand that #im not serious about anything from tp really its just not that kinda game imo. i think i said this in my zink tierlist but w/e #twilight princess is about turning into a dogy and running around castle town and scaring the shit out of everyone #and thats all. end post #personal.txt

[meteorologears]

MY input on the Engineer/Spy Ship Name Poll

Engineer and Spy were sitting around the computer. There was only one, and it used internet from the future because they were from the 60s. Don't overthink this. Spy had discovered a cool website called Tumblr. They both thought the name was stupid. Spy liked that people drew things on there. They decided, for some godforsaken reason, to search themselves. "Are you sure this is a good idea, Spy?" Engineer asked, scratching above her eyebrow. "Isn't this kinda… well, meta? Ain't we breakin' the fourth wall here?" "Well, I suppose so," Spy replied, easily typing her own class in, "But good women rarely make history." "Ain't nobody breaking the fourth wall," Engineer argued, but she was silenced quickly enough when the page popped up with all kinds of stupid words and also images. "There, at the bottom," she directed. "I know what is at the bottom, ma chou chou," Spy replied with a smirk and a laugh, and didn't do anything asked of her. "Under the "show more" with those little four-line doohickies," Engineer told her, and they opened it up, "What in tarnation are all those things?" Spy had used tumblr before so she did, in fact, have an answer. "Those, ma cherie, are the names that people use to refer to a romantic relationship between us." "I don't suppose you been readin' those," Engineer murmured, her face heating up as Spy snorted out a laugh in her chair. "Do you really need to ask?" asked Spy, and that made Engineer get even redder because the two of them weren't even going steady at that point. "Hey!" Engineer exclaimed, and pointed angrily with one hand, "Napoleon complex!?" "Really, I find it quite simple," Spy affirmed, examining her fingernails. "Aw, hell, Spy, is that one a jest on my height?" Engineer crossed her arms, "I don't like that at all. That's mean-spirited." "I think you're overthinking it," Spy told her, "Look. These other ones are simpler. 'Engiespy', see? That makes perfect sense." "You don't even call me 'Engie'." "I don't believe they care."

#MIGHT DELETE IT LATER #god damn it this kept getting sent to post prison like 7 times. clearly the tumblr powers dont want it posted. im too strong #engiespy #napoleon complex #practical espionage #originally written on Discord so like. i ran out of space. sorry. #and yes its a joke. please dont take this as a serious evaluation of my fic writing abilities i swear i'm better than this

[acidthecorvid]

hey lets normalize head-cannoning fictional characters as alterhuman i'll go first:

[rant/reason in tags]

#please dont take this too serious please dont take this too serious please dont- #can we start a reblog chain of alterhuman headcanons #top two know theyre alterhuman bottom two dont #the two on the right are in denial two on the left don't care #like bridget knows what being alterhuman is and has done extensive research on the topic #she had gear that she used to wear all the time but hides it in her closet after danny made fun of her #also shes amazing at quadrobics #amanda has no clue what alterhumanity is and even if she did she'd probably shy away from researching it #she has mental shifts ALL THE TIME but is too nervous to bring it up #wouldnt be surprised if john figured it out but just doesnt say anything #bose thinks ppl who are alterhuman are SUPER COOL but his low confidence makes him doubt his alterhumanity #he has gear and likes to practice quads and hes like #“its because i think its neat :)” #while the rest of the team is like “yeah but have you considered the fact that you maybe be a therian?” #absolutely NO ONE makes fun of him they think his mask is dope af #nancy doesnt gaf- she's had shifting dreams but she doesnt actually know what an alterhuman is and doesnt dwell on it #shes like “oh huh i just had that reoccurring dream about being a cat running through the woods again weird” #and proceed to never think about it until it happens again #bridget bixler #bose o'brien #nancy thompson #amanda young #alterhuman

[dyinggirldied]

A crack-ish take because im slightly drunk but Miles’s full name is Miles Gonzalo Morales, which wouldn't make him a sort of MJ variant by default 

#sorry please dont take this too serious #miles morales #across the spiderverse #mj #mary jane variant #spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse

[craycraybluejay]

i should get more method by smoking more weed + remembering the million times i got too fucked up and thought i was going to die or just very but not too fucked up and how it felt in the moment. the confusion, weird fixations, wack visuals, nausea, dissassociation, shame, real and vivid fear of death.

i can tell y'all i have had someone make active attempts on my life but there is no death as frightening as the idea of dying in a puddle of puke and other bodily fluids feeling so disoriented and so much physical pain and discomfort that you'd pay a million dollars to crawl directly out of your body. there's easier OD concepts to stomach like one depressants but the concept of dying on a psychedelic or an upper or even a stimulating dissociative is terrifying. or dying from contaminants which injure you a lot more than whatever you were meaning to take ever could.

i want to write angel having a seizure the way i did. i want to write him compulsively adding different substances because just the one isn't enough. i want to torture this lil guy as he tries and fails to save himself :3

#as i always say please test your drugs im begging you #delete later #getting too personal up in here #but fr the world of serious substance use is a crazy place to even visit let alone live in #the entirety of reality just does not work the same way #its beautiful and scary and you dont want to become a permanent resident there #but its a lot like toxic relationships and maladaptivelt returning to them over and over #i want to parallel angel's drug abuse with his relationship to valentino #because even if you OD or have some kind of serious problem from it or get spiked with something awful #chances are you will always have that curiosity and urge to try again. try more. different new novel fun #bc even when it feels like hell its a unique hell. and more importantly its not your life anymore #no worries about being abused or homeless or very sick if the drugs bring a whole new hell #sometimes when you almost die you just get grateful it wasnt the real world that almost killed you #sometimes when youve looked in the void you laugh at how ridiculous your pain and grief and life is #its all stupid! none of it matters! we are all going to die and your exit card from the real world is in a box of mints #idk. sometimes a drug is an enhancer of reality and sometimes a different reality altogether. a lot of the experience depends on why you #take it. if you get high socially youre going to lean into related effects more heavily. if you do it to escape or explore thats what youll #get. ive never had the level of Problem Angel does but I Get It. i get why #im too broke to sustain a Problem of that nature lmao. like ok if i spend all my money i can lose my mind for a week #then ill be withdrawing and hungover from 20 diff things and penniless. no ty #however i will rarely say no to sharesies ill suck ya dick for my DOC 👍 #JOKING. ish

[sparring-spirals]

Choosing to think that Imogen is unable to think of appropriate things to use for Dissonant Whispers, because she's been so inoculated against horror by Laudna that her metric for how to unnerve normal people is all kinds of fucked up.

#imogen *looks at jawless flower girl and goes 'this is one of your best ones!'* temult #imogen 'everyone is trying to yell into my head all the time forever' temult #imogen conjuring living nightmares: wait do people still find this creepy. they do right. #critical role #cr spoilers #shitpost #c3e23 #cr liveblogging #imogen temult #laudna #sorcery pact #this is a joke please dont take it too serious

[xekstrin]

not to get too into the lore of fictional characters or derail OP's post but it drives me crazy when people say Sera is a rich privileged girl (sometimes erasing her canon Chinese heritage to call her a white girl for extra oppression points) when her family literally is explicitly said to be middle class because her family saved up to move out of the slums........................ like once again people proving they have no idea what class consciousness is or what a rich person actually is, they see a girl making her own instruments from scratch and somehow think she's a rich upper crust brat..... buddy.

#idle raccoon thoughts #I KNOW IM BEING TOO SERIOUS ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AGAIN #BUT IT BUGS ME #JUST SAY YOU DON'T LIKE HER ! #DONT CALL HER A RICH WHITE GIRL WHEN SHE'S A FIRST GEN CHINESE AMERICAN................ #in kda lore that is #and in RT lore she's first gen piltie immigrant please please take 2 seconds to read #not saying she can't be rich and chinese but that's definitely not..... the vibe i got

[the-clockwork-three]

ROs' names in ogham

Ogham is the first writing system in Ireland, first used in to write Primitive Irish. It is usually seen carved into ancient standing stones found around the country.

So anyway I thought it would be appropriate to write the Na Daoine Maithe characters' names in it. Ogham is read from bottom to top, and due to Tumblr tomfoolery, you may have to click the image to see the name in full.

Not everything transliterates literally however. There are no fadas in ogham, so Aífe and Flannán lost fada privileges. Keagan is technically written as "Ceagan" due to the lack of the letter "k". There also is no letter "v" in Irish so I wrote Meave's name in my personal favourite way, "Meabhdh".

Bonus! Tadhg (my MC)

#na daoine maithe #ndm #the good people #ndm keagan #ndm robin #ndm aife #ndm maeve #ndm flannan #ndm shae #I never want to draw a straight line again #Also I know it looks terrible #but my handwritten ones look worse #I dont know where you would use these but I just made them because I think ogham is neat #please dont take this too seriously I am not an expert #Im just coping from the internet #there is serious debate from serious people about what each character repersents

[that-one-girls-blog-posts]

when I'm asked for help with essays, studying or homework>>> so you think I'm smart????🥹🥹🥹

#aa #academic validation #high achiever #smart girl #nerd memes #please dont take these hashtags too serious I'm just trying to find the right audience #books and literature

[swooshywoo]

americans dont know how easy they get it sometimes being kind of the centre of the world, even just the simple act of online clothes shopping gets so fucking expensive

find article of clothing, listed price $25 -> site redirects to canada, item price is $36 now -> shipping cost adds anywhere from $11 to $25 -> you dont even know if package will be searched at customs, adding $25 to $50 to the total cost

buying a single shirt can end up costing $75 if youre unlucky

#my friend bought a novelty nfc card; 8 euros. total price was over $100 #shirt i bought i thought was $36 base price now $50 and im praying dhl doesnt pull some bullshit at customs #we cant replace the dishes my parents got as wedding gift bc the shipping doubles the price #please dont take this too serious america has a lot of issues im just grumpy about soending money #and i have it easy too; being canadian. i feel so bad for the more remote countries; or even just eu ones