#JOKING. ish

[notbecauseofvictories]

I'm re-reading the Discworld series for reasons, and honestly the most relatable part of reading these as an adult is how many of the protagonists start out being tired, used to their little routine and vaguely disgruntled by the interruption of the Plot. Sam Vimes wants to lie drunk in a gutter and absolutely doesn't want to be arresting dragons. Rincewind is yanked into every situation he's ever encountered, though he'd much rather be lying in a gutter too. (Minus the alcohol. Plus regretting everything he's ever done said witnessed or even heard about fourth-hand in his whole life.) Granny Weatherwax is deeply suspicious of foreign parts and that includes the next town over; Nanny has leaned into the armor of "nothing ever happens to jolly grannies who terrorize their daughters-in-law and make Saucy Jokes"

Only the young people don't seem to have picked up on this---and that's fortunate, because someone has to run around making things happen, if only so Vimes and Granny and Rincewind have a reason to get up (complaining bitterly the whole time) and put it all to rights. Without Carrot, Margrat, Eric, etc. these characters don't have that reason; they're likely to stay in the metaphorical gutter and keep wondering where it all went wrong or why anything has to change.

............well, that's not quite true. You get the sense that Vetinari knows how much certain people hate the Plot. And as the person sitting behind the metaphorical lighting board of Ankh-Morpork, he takes no small pleasure in forcing the Plot-haters specifically to stand up, and say some lines.

#I finished guards guards just yesterday and I forgot that vimes and wonse were set up to be mirror images #both boys from the shades of very different natures; who made good (ish) in wildly different ways #also it's interesting reading this books from an adult perspective; my mind isn't blown that these books exist #anymore; plus I've read so many good books since #and they're not perfectly constructed novels! especially these early books; #there are plenty of spots where I can feel the narrative get thin; where there's more handwaving than I remember #but each book IS better and tighter; the jokes are funnier and the irony sharpens; the footnotes are better utilized #the characters are getting more interesting and complicated as opposed to set-ups for jokes. #it's an illustration of someone getting better at their chosen field and that in itself is more impressive than I was anticipating. #discworld

[weaver-z]

Being mutuals with Succession fans without watching the show is crazy r/n. I feel like a noble lord in a gothic novel who's going up to the attic to check on his secret madwoman wife. Hello darling, are you feeling well? Still eating the curtains, I see,

#succession #i had a better joke but i'm sleepy #i hope you're all okay. ish.

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Called it back on January 14th!

And to the 100 people on the poll, from the way things are going, it looks like you might’ve chosen correctly.

Link to the poll even though you can’t vote. But just as proof.

#british royal family #king charles iii #King Charles #tbh y’all practically manifested that ish #again if he does die this is legally a joke that became a prophecy #uk politics

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #gos2 #season 2 #good omens memes #jokes #ish :D

[growingdarker]

made some ocs sooooo unrelated to any media I’ve consumed 👍

#/j #finally…I can make my own canon content #pls don’t question the outfit choices here #this was a joke-ish thing at first but now I’m attached #they’re my self indulgent jmart now #my art #original characters #chester & norris #character design #procreate #doodle

[sapphicyanli]

truly rare netflix w for casting the gayest person in the natla cast as zuko. literally couldnt get any better than this

#BEFORE ANYONE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY I VERY MUCH ACKNOWLEDGE DALLAS LIU IS INDEED IS A GREAT AND HARDWORKING ACTOR THIS IS A JOKE #that being said #THE WAY HE SAID “come slide through the fire nation” ?!?!?!? INSANE FELLA BEHAVIOR RIGHT THERE #ian was SWEATING #the rest of natla cast seeing them flirting in every chance they get: imagine how tired we are🙄😒 #dallas liu #ian ousley #tagging this as #zukka #as well because maybe it will inspire more ppl to eventually write that actors!zukka au we all need😷 #zuko confident gay-sokka panicked gay is also kind of an underrated ish trope #mine #natla #atla #interview #🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

[calicos-stimboards]

random ass clown guy that appeared stimboard

🤡 🤡 🤡 / 🤡 🤡 🤡 / 🤡 🤡 🤡

#anti stim #joke stim #meme stim #i like using more serious ish gifs on my joke stimboards #gives more whiplash #ik the answer is probably that hes a guy from one piece but refering to him as a random clown guy is funnier #stimboard #stim board #stim #pirate #clown #food #hair #blue #multi colored #irl person #makeup #barrels #water #ships #sailing #fire

[aeroplaneblues]

Cheers Mate ⛓️⚖️

So far, Wriothesley and freminet are my faves in fontaine. But the one i like everything is wrio, just look at him😂

Wrio and cyno would get along because laws, but also its two guys who had a rough childhoods and despite it work towards making everyone’s lives better. OH fe3h en va too haha

My apologies to any british friend offended by my use of innit🧐

#wriothesley #cyno #alhaitham #haino #wrioney #cytham #cyhaino #implied #genshin impact #idraw #get your old timey certificate if you know where that joke is from #lee i mean you too lol #they are all in their 20s for me #tho sometimes i like cyno in his early 30s bc its funny #lyney is early 20s hands down #wrio is younger than hthm but close so mid 20s ish #i change their ages constantly but all adults

[ponury-grajek]

why Light killed L: new theory

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#death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #lucjan i bożym #clownverse!au #a little bit nsfw-ish #I saw this joke too many times lately to not not draw it

[nyaskitten]

$50,000... okay Lloyd, you sick fuck...

#I hope everyone gets the joke and i dont have to explain it #matter of fact lemme just explain it here so im safe-ish #cartoon beatbox guy spent 50k dollars for an animation of himself being chased by that h*zbin h*tel girl. charlie or smth #if this post is too weird or uncomfortable or something lmk and ill tag it however you want 😭😭😭 #i realize my slightly weirder jokes might be uncomfortable for some ppl i aint tryna do all thatttt... #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #raine's shitposting

[duckdotimg]

Dark thoughts

#fear & hunger #fear and hunger #d'arce cataliss #fanart #alternatively named: 'my 3 opium smoking girlfriends inside my head that haunt me with homosexuality' #anyways this is a redraw. a speedpaint is coming out soon ish. stay tuned IF YOU CARE!! #(im joking) #duck.png #partial nudity /?

[palskippah]

Mmm the femenine urge to use your boyfriend's slippers even when yours are right beside them??

(ALSO I know the picture is supposed to be on Mario's butt not the front but aslkdalsd)

Kindaaa NSFW-ish?? Imagine this is the morning after the first time they slept together whhw (didn't really go beyond kissing and heavy petting btw aksjdsa)

Also, with that in mind, Mario's soul left him for some good seconds because he forgot which boxers he put on that day (they're his lucky ones!!) and Peach looked at them like 👁️👄👁️... for a long while after she just lowered his overalls, on her knees in front of him🧍but it all turned out good 👍

Also he has the peach fruit boxers that has the image in the back and Peach loves when he wears those ajskdjsad (image under the cut of the boxers ahdjdh)

#super mario bros #my art #mareach #mario mario #princess peach #my beloveds #NSFW-ISH #silly thoughts #ibsay that peach made a marussy joke and that broke the tension 🧍🧍🧍

[indilaras]

process of elimination

this is the kind of quality content that happens when you're an Alhaitham main with Cyno's sense of humor.

ID: an eight panel comic in grayscale, featuring Cyno, Tighnari, Kaveh, and Alhaitham from Genshin Impact. Panel 1. Cyno is sitting at a table with a cup of wine, one hand gesturing to the air. He is saying, "Why does Alhaitham say 'The process of elimination!' while performing his Elemental Burst? Because he eliminates enemies with it." Panel 2. Tighnari and Kaveh at the same table. Tighnari has his hands in front of his exasperated face, and he is sighing. Next to him is a cup of wine. Kaveh is looking somewhat anxious, sweating. He’s spilling his wine on the table just as he’s about to drink it. He says, “Uh… Cyno...." Panel 3. Alhaitham has a hand on the chair next to Cyno's, and is silent, expressed with ellipsis, as he looks at him. Cyno is facing the front and not him, saying "hm? what?" His cup is on the table, to his side. Panel 4. Alhaitham and Cyno now sit next to each other, and Alhaitham takes the cup. Cyno is facing him, asking, "Oh, Alhaitham. Did you hear my joke?" Panel 5. Alhaitham is holding up the cup, and says with a flat expression, "You mean my joke. You did a surface-level analysis of the multi-layered joke that I made. Unless... the noble General Mahamatra has resorted to blatant plagiarism?" Panel 6 is split into three reaction shots. Cyno has a sparkle in his eye, while Tighnari and Kaveh look shocked and bewildered. Narration/thought bubbles say, collectively, "He says that as a joke on purpose?" Panel 7. Alhaitham is sitting and drinking with a smirk, while Cyno stands up with his hands on the table, looking excited. Cyno: "Hah! Of course not." Alhaitham: "Uh-huh. Sure." Cyno: "And I'm well aware of the full complexity at play here." Alhaitham: "Oh, really?" Cyno: "Mmhmm." Alhaitham: "Why don't you explain it to me in great detail." Below that is a shouting speech bubble saying, in all-caps, "WAIT-- NO-- !!" and a smaller one with fox ears to imply Tighnari speaking, saying "augh". Panel 8. Alhaitham is smiling softly with flower effects around him as he looks at Cyno who is rambling about the joke with his eye sparkling. In front of them, looking away, is an annoyed Kaveh yelling, "BOSS! Another round for this table! and put it on hthm's (Alhaitham's) tab...!" Tighnari is next to him, hands on his folded ears, eyes closed, muttering, "Archons save us, there's two of them now...." End ID.

Also here's the unobscured joke ramble:

So I've gone over the 'elimination' as in eliminating enemies already. While simple, it is genius in how easily applicable it is in every fight, from Spectres exploding to Treasure Hoarders escaping. Other than that, the full phrase 'process of elimination' itself refers to a logical method to identify an entity of interest among several others by excluding all other entities; this is likely the obvious meaning that you want others to catch first. After all, you once went on about your strategy in combat being "finding the weakest link" before letting everything else resolve itself, so it seems like an obvious connection. Hence why I didn't start from there. We also can't forget the use of the word 'process' is also relevant, since typically you start the fight with your Burst, hence this line starting the process of eliminating your foes.

#genshin impact #genshin #my art #cyhaino #cytham #haino #cyno #alhaitham #al haitham #tighnari #kaveh #genshin comic #genshin fanart #digital comics #cyno jokes #image description #THIS STUPID JOKE TOOK ME LIKE THREE ISH MONTHS TO TELL OH MY GOD #i got this idea in february because i'd been playing hthm for a while and kept hearing that line. but i sketched it in march i think? #it was supposed to be four panels but it spiraled into eight because of course #anyway. behold. after i reblog this to my main and post on hoyolab im gonna pass out. peace <3 #long post

[adventuresingingerland]

I am not the first nor the last to make this joke/crossover, but that won’t stop me! Also, Doll-Stede might be the cutest thing I’ve made in a while (although it’d probably make more sense for Frenchie to have made it hah)

Shout-out to @lonicera-caprifolium for sharing their pattern for the Stede/Ed’s robe and sparing me from making one myself ;_; Thank you so much! 

#ofmd #ofmd fanart #Our Flag Means Death #ofmd spoilers #ish #our flag means death spoilers #this show is still on my mind and I need a season 2 #let's not talk about how much time I put into making this joke comic #I will not be taking any critique #edward teach #blackbeard #stede bonnet #lucius spriggs #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #parks and rec #comic

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Somebody: What do you believe in?

Me:

(my edit :) <3)

#good omens #my edit #yin and yang #good omens memes #jokes #ish

[devildom-moss]

Bubble wrap

(MC with popping candy edition joints)

Satan: You’re always hanging out with Solomon, MC; why is that? I even spotted you two on a walk together this morning.

Solomon: Don’t tell me you’re jealous of little old me, Satan. What can I say?

MC: Well, you know, birds of a feather click together.

Solomon: You mean stick?

MC: No. I meant what I said. I’ve heard you do a squat, man. Your joints pop like a roller coaster cart ascending a vertical drop. My guy, you click. Same boat though.

Satan: I was going to ask if you two were having sex, but now I’m just thinking about bubble wrap.

MC: . . .

Solomon: MC, want to go pop some bubble wrap with me?

MC: If you turn that into a thing, you’ll be popping your own bubble wrap.

#satan #solomon #gn!mc #obey me #obey me chat text #a little self indulgent joke as someone who has one knee that creaks a little #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me crack #also yes I'm working on the next request but it's heavy-ish and a bit longer than I expected