Every day I tell my immune system, “Stop attacking the joints. The joints are your friends.” Do they listen? No ❤️
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Who will write me the fic where MI6’s computer systems are besieged by emails from porn bots, and Q explains that the only solution is to send Bond in to infiltrate the shadowy criminal organization running the bot schemes by posing as a Zoolander-esque male torso model.
Look I will even get you started:
🍸 Martini Fan 🇬🇧 London 🍆 Scorpio 🥵 | The 🌍 is not enough
(Please there has got to be some silver lining to this never-ending deluge.)
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Steam running the "Capitalism and Economy" sale at the same time they greenlight AI generated content for their store
beyond self parody
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have you thought about pinning a post explaining how all the pairs you do are QPP's in YOUR eyes? I see you address it a lot, but it keeps being repeated cause you have to scroll to find your explanation.
Anyway, I literally don't get the issue people have with this?? Like sure, even I don't personally believe some are QPP's, whether they're friends or romantically involved, but seeing as it's how you view it, I'm not gonna stop you.
And still! At least you're seeing your favorite duo or pairing from your show being involved, and considered together, even if it's not in a romantic sense or more than friends. Like, QPPS are just as intimate and loving as romantic pairings, just in a different way. Honestly, I might consider it MORE intimate, seeing as there's no other reason for those people being so close and caring so much for one another, and it's just because they grew to know each other that well and care that much. There was no other intentions or feelings at play, they just grew to love eachother that much on their own, through their friendship and into a QPP, without the need of romantic feelings. QPPS and romantic relationships are worth just as much as one another because they're the SAME THING, just expressed in a different way. It's still love, just not romantic love.
But anyone saying c!phil and c!techno aren't a QPP is just lying to themselves or have never seen them in action (/nsrs, see it how you want)
But that'll be an essay for another day cause if I start I won't stop LMAO
I DON'T KNOW HALF YHE PAIRINGS IN TJIS POLL. THIS IS BASED ON SUBMISSIONS. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I DID NOT CHOOSE THESE BASED ON MY OWN OPINION OF THEM NOR DID I PURPOSEFULLY PIT ANY OF THESE MATCHES AGAINST ONE ANOTHER.
also, I personally DON'T see some of these as queerplatonic, even sone of the pairs i DO know, but I DO support other people headcanoning relationships as qprs and I get REALLY ANNOYED at people thinking it's fine to explain in detail why someone else's harmless headcanon is wrong.
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Realized I never posted these here and only on my Twitter so I am now blessing you with these old expression warm-ups.
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WHEN WILL EVERY COMPANION FINALLY STOP KISSING THE DOCTOR??? Q_Q
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I don’t like ship drama. I never engage with ship drama. But since i just had to look at the umpteenth post in the main kh tag trying to defend the unnamed axel and roxas ship i just wanna say that if you come anywhere near me with that shit i will bite you like a rabid dog
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Marina leave other people in the fandom alone challenge 💀💀💀
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So I have $12.33 in my checking account and $10.02 in my savings accounts. I just threw out the vast majority of the food in my house because our fridge died Saturday night and no one could fix it on Sunday. I kind of really fucking hate everything right now.
Anyway my paypal is paypal.me/EricDaphne (if you get “Potato Goblin”, that is correct) and here’s the link to my book on Amazon if you’d like to purchase it https://t.co/1qxf3J5xbo
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rubbing my own back like a dog thats about to throw up as i engage in my nth coughing fit of the last half hour
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