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golden-girl-daisy · 5 days
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Pippa won most adventurous at the corgi club meetup yesterday for being the only corgi to play with non corgis.
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sometimestart · 10 months
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This is so bad I can’t believe I made these
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skippyv20 · 1 year
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lichfucker · 2 years
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[image description: a page of a sketchbook, filled with pencil sketches of various characters from the shoulders or neck up. there are two large blue scribbles over the page, covering up two of the sketches. the visible sketches are of the following characters:
Ogden (he/they), a freckled half-folk with curly hair, downturned ears, and a large flower in his hair. he's smiling.
Aery (he/any), a fat, grumpy firbolg with his hair in space buns. he's wearing round glasses, two necklaces, and a cardigan.
Kal (he/they), a startled-looking avion (birdfolk) modeled after a sandwich tern.
Archie (they/them), a teenage human with a mullet. they have freckles and runic tattoos around their eyes. their hair is shaved on the side, and they have a tattoo of an eye on their temple. they're looking up and to the right with a slight smirk on their face.
Pippa (she/her), a smirking elf with short, messy hair. she has a bandage over her nose and a black eye.
Rudra (she/her), a half-elf with a scared expression on her face. her hair is in a bob with straight-across bangs, and she has dimples.
Ganzek (he/him), a sneering, middle-aged gnome with short hair and visible wrinkles. he's wearing sunglasses and a turtleneck.
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oops all dwarves sketch dump featuring oops zero dwarves
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excalisbury · 2 years
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Why is driving Pippa (my car) two blocks when she’s growling like a base boosted cartoon bear the most humiliating experience on earth? Logically I know every person who saw us knows she’s been maimed but like. Still.
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booksformks · 2 years
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Book Review: Pippa Park Crush at First Sight
Book Review: Pippa Park Crush at First Sight
Pippa Park Crush at First Sightby Erin Yun (Goodreads Author) 5 out of 5 stars In this second book of the Pippa Park series, Pippa is in trouble when she agrees to host a massive Christmas party for the Royals. She is completely overwhelmed trying to schedule catering and decorations and entertainment for the party, plus she has to find the perfect dress and the perfect date! She still has a…
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Long Live
Happy end of tour H! You deserve the break! I hope you enjoy the blurb so so much! Come talk to me about it! All my love, as always, for you
July 23, 2023
Harry. Reggio Emilia, Italy. 12:00 AM.
 As soon as the lock opened and the door pushed open, I let out a breath of relief and turned to kiss the side of Pippa’s head, who had snuggled as soon as I lifted her from her car seat, Y/N was just behind me with JJ still in hers, while Rachel, our nanny, brought in the diaper bags and stroller.
We all stopped in the foyer and smiled, Y/N was the first to speak in a hushed tone, “Rachel thank you for everything, please go rest and tomorrow enjoy your day, we will probably stay in bed all day until the party”, she smiled, “Thank you, for everything, this has been an amazing journey and I am so excited for you guys”.
Harry and I smiled and squeezed her arm, we parked the stroller and grabbed the diaper bag and made our way up the stairs. Once in our bedroom I kissed Pippa’s head and laid her down, making sure she had her bunny and binky with her and put a blanket over her lower torso.
Y/N was pulling JJ out of her car seat and kissing her chubby cheeks, then whispered, “Hi bug, are you wanting to party with mum and dad?”, I smiled and walked to her and kissed her temple and reached for the baby while Y/N went to change her outfit.
I walked over to the makeshift changing table and started chatting with my baby, “Hi JJ, hi baby, did you enjoy the show? Did daddy sing good?”, she cooed a little and I finished changing her, picked her up and kissed her cheeks, which had increasingly grown in the last month.
Y/N walked out of the bathroom and smiled, she walked to us and kissed my back while I ran my hand down my back, “Do you want to take a shower and get ready for bed?”, I turned to look at her, “Can I feed her? if you need to I don’t mind but I would love to”, Y/N shook her head and smiled, “Absolutely baby, there’s a bottle in the insulation bag, I’ll pump no problem”.
I smiled at her and reached for the bottle, the settled in the bed and started feeding JJ, I still couldn’t believe she was here, and how much she looked like me and how much I loved her, Pip, and my lover. This last leg of tour had been a crazy ride, full of worry and a lot of tears from both grown-ups and infants alike.
But alas everything comes to an end, and now, I couldn’t wait to just watch my girls grow up. Once JJ finished feeding, I burped her and laid her down over my knees. I still remember how much I loved doing this with Pip, the moment where she was teeny and awake and also falling back asleep.
Y/N came back into the room and after finishing her night routine she sat down next to me, she kissed JJ’s cheeks and mine before speaking up, “What are you thinking about?”, I smiled and grabbed JJ’s hand, “About everything, I am grieving the end of tour, the life I led until now; but I am also excited about everything I am getting to do now, like bedtime routines, and reading a story to the girls, make dinner for you, just… just be us, “The Styles” you know?”
She smiled and nodded, “I know baby, it feels like forever when we talked about this and look at us now; two baby girls to kiss and cuddle all day long, and a whole lot of free time for us to enjoy, starting with our vacation here in Italy.”
I grinned and nodded, “I am so ready, we just have to wait about four days, and we will be just us four, the only thing I’ve been wanting for a while and then it is home to rest”, she sat up and gave me a teasing smile, “Oh didn’t I tell you? You have about ten or twelve IKEA boxes waiting for my handsome builder”.
I laughed a little then shushed JJ who was startled awake, Y/N made grabby hands for her and I kissed her cheeks before handing the baby to Y/N and going to the bathroom and doing my nighttime routine before settling back in bed with her, I pulled her into my arms and kissed all over her face before stopping just a little far from her lips and whispering, “Thank you, for being my muse, my love, my friend, my whole heart and whole life.”
She smiled and ran a hand down my cheek, “Thank you for letting me love you and give you everything, and I promise to continue to do so, for as long as you let me, wherever life takes us”, then pulled her in for a kiss I hoped showed all the love I had for her. I was excited, I was happy, I was content, and I hope for the life of me that this feeling never ends.
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The Jane Austen BBC Radio Drama Masterpost
(a radio drama adaptation is a dramatization of the source material, with voice actors, music, and sound effects. It differs from a full cast audiobook in that it is an adaptation of the book and not just a reading. For this reason, then tend to be much shorter than an audiobook)
Northanger Abbey
2005: starring Amanda Root (Persuasion 1995, Jane Eyre 1996) and Julia Mackenzie (Agatha Christie's Marple, Cranford 2007). 3 1 hour episodes.
This one is part of a release the BBC did titled "Jane Austen: the BBC radio drama collection", which includes one adaptation of each novel. You can find it for purchase or stream at the usual places (audible, Kobo, Hive, Libro.fm, Apple Books, Google Play, Xigxag), and there's a version on the Internet Archive.
2016: starring Georgia Groome and Luke Thompson. 10 15 minute episodes. Available for free on BBC Sounds.
Sense and Sensibility
1991: (BBC radio 7) starring Jean Leonard and Abigail McKern. 4 1 hour episodes. Available on the Internet Archive.
2010: (BBC radio 4 extra): starring Amanda Hale (Persuasion 2007) and Blake Ritson (Mansfield Park 2007, Emma 2009). 2 1 hour episodes. Available for free on BBC Sounds. Included in "Jane Austen: the BBC radio drama collection"
Pride and Prejudice
2014: starring Pippa Nixon and Jamie Parker. 3 1 hour episodes. You can find a stream-only version of an untrimmed radio recording on the Internet Archive (1,2,3) Included in "Jane Austen: the BBC radio drama collection"
Mansfield Park
1997: (Radio 4) starring Amanda Root and Robert Glenister. 3 1 hour episodes.
2003: (Radio 4 extra) starring Felicity Jones (Northanger Abbey 2007), David Tennant, and Benedict Cumberbatch. Included in "Jane Austen: the BBC radio drama collection"
2022: (Radio 4) starring Lydia Wilson and Bryan Dick. 2 1 hour episodes. Available for free on BBC Sounds.
Emma
2000: (Radio 4) Starring David Bamber (Pride and Prejudice 1995), Robert Bathurst (Emma 2009) and Tom Hollander (Pride and Prejudice 2005). Available for free on BBC Sounds. Included in "Jane Austen: the BBC radio drama collection"
Persuasion
1986: starring Juliet Stevenson and Sorcha Cusack (Jane Eyre 1973). 3 1 hour episodes. Included in "Jane Austen: the BBC radio drama collection"
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Also, having Africa and conservation as a joint interest was a mistake.
I think that was because Harry had no real interests of his own other than partying, getting high and playing video games. He's just as empty as his wife in that regard. In fact I think he's actually worse. If they looked inside of him like they did Meghan in South Park, all they see would be a seething cauldron of rage and resentment.
Just as Meghan's been single white female-ing Kate, Harry has been doing that too to William all his life. And it's even more disturbing cos as u said, Meghan wanted Kate to be her bff but with her as the main bitch and Kate as the lesser friend. While Harry hates William, his archenemy. He wants whatever William has (money, family, Kate, interests, importance, respect, character, height, Diana's face and his special bond with her) and better. Failing that, he'd drag him down to his level. Thus the reputation and character assassination attempts by projecting his own flaws (envious, violent, malevolent, shady, sinister) onto William and accusing him of things he himself is guilty of (cheating, leaking and briefing against his family, betrayal, bullying, shady dealing).
See what happened in his hacking case. William had actually been the one who set things in motion that led to the leveson inquiry and press reforms when he reported his suspicion of a hacking to the police. But Harry twisted it around and painted William's private settlement as a secret shady dealing to appease the tabloids while claiming himself as the hero on a crusade using an old case that had been dealt with a long time ago when HE actually had been the one who fraternized with reporters in exchange for favorable coverage.
He is twisted and malevolent. No matter what happens with his marriage, the brf needs to make sure he stays away from William and his family. He wants to see William ruined and his faux concern about the Wales kids felt sinister and was telling -- he wants them to be as messed up as he is to vindicate himself and to punish William.
This is very insightful. It’s also kind of creepy when you take into consideration the rumors about him and Pippa.
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bit-dodgy-innit · 2 years
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Close Encounters of the Maternal Kind
Summary: In which your mom almost finds you with Steven’s head up your shirt. 
This is set within my other fic THE SHAPE OF YOU which is helpful to read first but not necessary! 
Pairing: Steven x afab!reader here, though Reader is married to the system so background Marc x afab!reader and Jake x afab!reader  
Rating: Explicit, Minors DNI! 
Word Count: 2.4k (which for me is a drabble) 
TW/CW: Lactation kink (shocker, I know), fluff, dirty talk, teasing, and a touch of softdom!reader, maybe a little exhibitionism too because our lovely couple almost gets caught? 
A/N: AGAIN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE AND ATTENTION EVERYONE HAS SHOWN SHAPE OF YOU!! So glad I’m not the only fan of Steven being a fan of your boobs out there!! Hope y’all enjoy, and if everyone keeps up the love, I’ll keep writing for this boy and this kink! 
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“Oh wow, well done Nyla!” Steven cheered from his seat next to you as he watched with sheer pride and delight as she breastfed from you. 
Getting your newborn daughter to latch had been an ongoing struggle, one that had threatened to completely spin you out in your sleep-deprived, postpartum state. Yet ever since the entrance of Pippa, your obstetrician-recommended lactation specialist, breastfeeding had gone much more smoothly. 
“For the love of God, Steven, don’t film this,” you chided in a loving but exasperated tone when your husband whipped out his phone. 
“Why not? These are precious memories,” he contended, “not to mention a major moment in Nyla’s development.” 
You grinned and allowed him to keep recording, sometimes your Steven was just too earnest for his own good. 
“She is doing rather spectacularly” you admitted, sending an absolutely besotted gaze to your little daughter. “Just don’t show anyone this.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” Steven averred, “I promise. Well, other than Marc and Jake, of course.”
“Of course,” you repeated softly. 
You lapsed into silence, both of you rapt watching your baby girl. These were the moments you loved the most, just the three of you, enjoying something quiet and simple, qualities you’d learned not to take for granted since Nyla’s arrival. It felt as if her cries echoed nonstop in your head, and your stomach still clenched in apprehension every time you held Nyla to your bosom to feed, afraid that all the progress you’d made with Pippa would be lost. 
But nothing was better than this, you decided: your little family safe, healthy, and happy. Nyla pulled off of you when she was done, and you readjusted your shirt so you could put her on your shoulder to burp her. 
“I can do that,” Steven offered. 
“It’s alright honey, I want to,” you told him. “Feel like I need to be close with her for a little while longer, Pippa said it’s good for us.” 
He relented, instead using the time to tidy up the place. Thanks to your parents being in town it no longer looked like a bomb site. You paced around the flat while you coaxed a burp from Nyla. 
“Did your parents say when they’d be over?” Steven asked. 
“No. They said they wanted to check out the gallery at Dulwich but that’s–-oh good girl!”
Nyla had awarded you with a burp, which meant you could put her down to nap. Steven bided his time with the new information as you got your daughter settled. The gallery would take a solid while, plus if they walked around the park and stopped for lunch, Steven should have at least another hour alone with you. 
He smiled when you tiptoed out of Nyla’s nursery, pantomiming victory after she fell asleep. Steven couldn’t help but laugh at your little charade. 
Steven drew you into his arms. “We’re starting to get the parenting thing down, I think.”
“Too early to say,” you hedged, “but her eating and going down that easily was a definite win.”
Steven kissed you, unhurried and indulgent. You hadn’t kissed each other like this in forever. 
“Hi,” he whispered, his lips lingering millimeters from you.  
“Hi,” you bit your lip, a stupidly wide grin on your lips. 
That was all you needed to to recapture one another’s lips. It was as if you were just seeing each other as people rather than exhausted, harried partners trying to keep a tiny, helpless being alive. Steven’s arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you closer to him, yet he flinched away reflexively when the wet spot on your shirt pressed against his. 
“Oh shit,” you apologized immediately, “sorry.” 
Steven wasn’t offended in the slightest, instead he gave you a heavy-lidded, suggestive look. “Care for some help with that?” 
Recently, accidentally, you and Steven had discovered you shared a bit of a lactation kink before Pippa had helped you get Nyla latch. Your husband had always been your tits’ number one fan, so when Nyla was born and struggled to breastfeed, Steven happily volunteered to relieve you when your breasts became too engorged. 
Turns out you’d both gotten off on it, which led to a husband who was even more keen when it came to getting his mouth on your boobs. 
“We can’t,” you rebuffed. 
“Why not?”
You rolled your eyes, men and their libidos. “My parents will be back any minute! God, saying that makes me feel like we’re teenagers sneaking around before curfew.” 
Steven wasn’t giving up that easily. He crowded closer to you again. “Please babe? Just a little taste?”   
To help convince you, he dotted kisses on that spot just behind your ear. That fucker, he was playing dirty…though, your breasts were a little achy to be honest…
“A taste, that’s it,” you surrendered. You pushed him away to look Steven in the eye. “Seriously Steven, we’re staying clothed and nothing below the belt.” 
He nodded, graciously accepting the terms you set forth as you sat down on the couch and reached under your shirt to unclasp a cup on your nursing bra. Steven followed you, rucking up your shirt. 
“You should wear these all the time,” he declared before wrapping his lips around your bare nipple.
“What, my gross nursing bras?” 
“Mmmhmm,” Steven only disconnected his mouth for a second to clarify, “Easy access.”
You chuckled incredulously. As scandalized as you’d seemed to Steven, it did feel heavenly to have him suckling at you. You sank further into the couch, luxuriating in the wet suction of his mouth on the mound Nyla hadn’t eaten from. 
Obviously there was nothing sexual about feeding your daughter, though it was deeply vulnerable and wholesomely intimate. Sharing this with Steven was managed to be both those emotions in a different way and arousing. 
You never imagined you’d get off on this, let alone enjoy it. Yet, it was how much Steven relished the act himself that did it for you, that never failed to get your pussy, in addition to your tits, wet. They weren’t kidding when they said becoming a parent changes you.
You carded your fingers through your husband’s curls while he licked and sucked at your peak. Once short, his hair was growing out more since he, nor Marc or Jake, hadn’t been to the barber since your daughter’s birth. You liked it, the longer hair gave you more to grab onto when you and your husbands were able to find the time, let along muster the energy, to fuck. 
“So good,” Steven murmured against the thin, sensitive skin of your teat. “Need more.”
You two were already pushing it as it was. “Honey…” 
“Please,” You watched him grind himself against the cushions. “You’re just so tasty.” 
You tilted Steven’s chin up to connect your lips. He eagerly granted you entrance when your tongue invaded his mouth to taste the two of you for yourself. 
“We make quite the combination, don’t we?”
“C’mon babe, you know the power these titties have over me,” Steven pleaded. 
You did know. And if you had more time, you’d make him beg for them properly. Steven was the only alter that you felt comfortable with and sexy about bossing around a bit. 
You tucked your tit back into your bra but before you exposed the other one, you provoked him, “Tell me how much.” 
A little whine escaped from Steven’s mouth. “Want ‘em so badly, darling. Always so big and perky…gods, nothing gets my cock harder than these tits, could suck at ‘em all day—“
You interrupted him, freeing your other breast and pushing his head back to your chest. Steven went without protest, resealing his lips around your nipple and resuming his avid suckling. 
Oh, it felt so good for your boobs to be both pleasured and drained. You were on the verge of caving in and telling Steven to get his sure-to-be throbbing dick out when you heard a key in the front door’s lock. 
“Oh my God!” You pushed Steven’s head away just as swiftly as you’d pulled it to you moments before, internally cursing that you’d given your parents a key. 
It was supposed to be so they could let themselves in without disturbing Nyla, but perhaps the access was hurting more than helping now. You dove away from Steven on the couch and fumbled for the remote. 
The two of you could hear the doorknob turning…
“What are you doing?” Steven demanded in a whisper. 
“Putting on the telly because why else would you be sitting on the couch with a pillow on your lap other than to hide a boner?” you fired back lowly. 
The door opened, footsteps approached…
“Your shirt!” Steven frantically reminded you. 
You hastily stuffed your still leaking breast back into your already stained top, assuming what you hoped was a somewhat normal pose on the couch as your mother entered, a few bags from the grocery store as well as one from the Dulwich gift shop in tow. 
“Is she napping?” she whispered, referring to Nyla. Both you and your husband nodded. “Then why is the TV on?” 
“Because Steven just wanted to check the cricket score,” you covered while Steven muted the volume. 
All three of you looked at the screen. A home improvement show that was decidedly not cricket played. 
“It’s on a different channel than usual,” Steven explained while he desperately searched the digital guide for Sky Sports. 
Honestly, now would have been the perfect time for Nyla to start fussing and divert everyone’s attention away from your disheveled state. Damn your effective sleep training. 
A subject change was in order, you decided. “How was the gallery?” 
“Lovely,” your mother answered. “Dad was tired, still dealing with the jetlag, so I went to the store and picked up a few things.”
“Thanks mom,” you responded, your tone full of genuine gratitude. Keeping Nyla fed was overwhelming enough, never mind feeding you and Steven on top of it. 
“So kind of you,” Steven added along with his thanks. 
You both volunteered to help her put away the groceries, one, because she’d gone through the trouble of getting and paying for them, and two, you and Steven had a system. 
While you unpacked, the two of you peppered her with a constant stream of questions about her morning at the park and gallery, which seemed to effectively take her mind off of anything she might’ve glimpsed earlier. 
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You thought you’d gotten away with masking your little escapade until later that night. Your mom sent Steven and your dad to pick up the takeaway and was rocking Nyla when she asked you, “Is everything alright, sweet pea?” 
“Yeah. Great. You and Dad have been such big helps. Can’t imagine what we would've done without you.”
“Of course! We wouldn’t miss spending this precious time with our sweet Nyla-girl,” she said, gazing down at her granddaughter with eyes full of adoration. “Are you and Steven alright though? You seemed off before.”
Fuck, nothing got past your mom. Not when you were growing up, not now. You tried to think fast. “Oh that…we’re fine. Honestly, I think we’re so sleep-deprived we forgot that we gave you a key. We were a little startled, that's all.”
Your mother listened, giving no indication or not if she was convinced. Her silence prompted you to babble and overcompensate, a rookie move on your part. “Maybe...you know, in the future, you shoot us a text when you’re headed over so neither of us zombies spook and wake the baby.” 
“Alright then,” she agreed. You were about to breathe a sigh of relief when she continued, “That’s good for you two, I’m happy you’re getting back to more ‘marital’ activities.”
Well it looked like Steven, Marc and Jake were going to have to raise Nyla on their own, because you died. Of course your mom knew what you’d been up to. “Mom!” 
“Oh sweet pea, don’t be embarrassed!!” she tried to comfort you. She must have assumed you two were merely fooling around. You surmised from her nonchalance that she hadn’t seen exactly what you were doing, because wouldn’t she be more scandalized?  “It’s a good thing!” 
“A good thing that we pretend never happened?” You countered. “Mom, I beg you. It’s one thing between us, but you know Steven–none of the guys–had a good family life. He’ll actually die of embarrassment.” 
“I’d never,” your mom replied, miffed you thought she’d mention it to your husband at all. “That's why I sent the men away so we could talk.”  
Today had been such a rollercoaster of emotions that all you could manage was a “thanks” in return. And truly, what more was there to add? 
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After dinner, you and Steven showed your parents to the door. Good-nights were exchanged and when the door shut, it was Marc that greeted you. “Hey.” 
“Hi,” you pecked him on the lips. “Missed you.” 
“You too,” he murmured. “Good day?”
“As if you weren’t co-conscious for my and Steven’s sex debacle.” 
Marc laughed softly. “I was trying to be a gentleman about it.” 
“Well, I appreciate that, but can I talk to Steven for one more minute,” you requested. You circled your arms around his shoulders, “Then it’s just you, me, the RAF file, plus the bottle of wine my parents couldn’t finish.”
It never failed to astound you, watching one alter’s face subtly, but so distinctly, shift into another’s as they traded possession of the body. 
“You’re cross with me, aren’t you?” Steven speculated without hesitation. 
“I’m not cross,” you assuaged him, “But I think we can only have ‘parental time’ once Mom and Dad are undoubtedly home for the evening from now on.” 
He conceded. “That’s fair. Besides, I know your dad knows we’re married and how babies are made and everything, but I still feel like he’d kill me if he ever caught us in the middle of shagging.”
You giggled, he wasn’t wrong necessarily. 
“I’m sure he's telling you, but Marc has to prep for a meeting tomorrow and–”
“Yeah, alright,” Steven cut you off. Marc needed the body. Before he gave over control, Steven asked one more time, “You’re sure you’re alright? That you’re not angry?” 
While you weren’t sure you’d live it down with your mom, you had been just as horny as Steven was. Besides, there were more important things to focus on.
“No honey,” you assured him. “I mean we’re only a little over a month into this, I’m going to need you to help a lot more with these.” 
Steven took one last good look at your tits, sent you a cheeky wink, then Marc took back over. 
Neither man had stopped holding you. Marc’s grasp tightened slightly and he asked, “Now what was that about a bottle of wine?”
Read the follow up fic FIRST 
A/N: Soooooooo, what’d we think? I definitely have another lactation!kink fic idea centered around Jake in mind, and then maybe some good ol’ angst and communication between you and Marc about why he’s hesitant to front with the baby. Interested? Let me know! 
Also more to come in my other AU with Marc and Sigyn, but after the overwhelmingly lovely response to Shape of You I had to get this out first! Thanks for reading! 
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fuck it, book recommendations based on your favourite driver
+ age rating, summary and rambling disguised as explanation as to why
if your favourite driver is Lewis Hamilton...then i would recommend Carrie Soto is Back by Taylor Jenkins Reid
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(historical sports fiction, standalone) "Carrie Soto, a fierce and determined retired tennis champion, comes out of retirement at thirty-seven to reclaim her record and face personal challenges, coached by her father partnered with the man she almost opened her heart to, in Taylor Jenkins Reid's novel about the cost of greatness and a legendary athlete's epic comeback."
the connection between this book and lewis is what inspired this whole post in the first place. a comeback story even if you have proven all there is to be proven? trying to beat all the odds against you even time? being an all-time champion AND an underdog? there are so many links that can be made between carrie and lewis not just with their careers and relationships but also what adversities they have had to face. idk but is this like manifesting that lewis is going to be "back" for his 8th wdc?
if your favourite driver is George Russell...then i would recommend A Good Girl's Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson
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(young adult mystery thriller, book 1 of 3) "In 'A Good Girl's Guide to Murder,' Pippa Fitz-Amobi reexamines a closed case, challenging the conviction of Sal Singh for Andie Bell's murder, unearthing hidden secrets that threaten her safety as she seeks the elusive truth."
ah mr wannabe investigator (we all saw him checking out that redbull) but seriously there's something we grussell sprouts must enjoy about someone who seems so straight-laced and uptight be absolutely blatantly unhinged both on and off track. it's just so george to choose literal murder inquiry as a school project, from the ambition bordering on arrogance of believing a high schooler could do what the authorities couldn't to the genuine heartfelt sincerity in wanting the truth and to bring justice for those already deemed outcasts by society. he's OUR good girl that's not-so-secretly "bad".
(main ship are george and alex coded btw like im just saying)
(+ bonus rec bc i am incredibly biased) if your favourite team is Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team (had to google the name for the nth time)...then i would recommend The Green Bone Saga by Fonda Lee
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(adult fantasy, trilogy, best books i have ever read) "The Green Bone Saga is a fantasy trilogy by Fonda Lee, exploring the intricate power struggles and conflicts within and around the Kaul family. Set in the fictional city of Janloon with ability-enhancing jade as it's lifeblood."
my faves with my faves. mercedes aren't a national institution/emotion (ferrari), a team (red bull racing), a villains' lair (ashton martin) or a pop band (mclaren) but a family. a dysfunctional, awkward, barely concealed hot mess of a family, but family nonetheless. chasing victory while trying to survive the horrors of life and each other is the merc way and you will see the same in this trilogy. *toto voice* loyalty!
family is duty. magic is power. honor is everything. <- literally them
if your favourite driver is Oscar Piastri...then i would recommend The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan
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(young adult fantasy, book 1 of 5) "In 'The Lightning Thief' by Rick Riordan, seemingly troubled teenager Percy Jackson discovers his divine lineage as a demigod, embarks on a perilous quest with his friends to prevent a war among the gods."
wow guys i don't know what to tell you except oscar JACK piastri, SON of nicole and chris piastri, might literally be percy JACKSON (i have connected the dots, you haven't connected shit). your guy might have had a former illustrious career in undertaking dangerous quests and asking greek gods to pay child support, you should check.
if your favourite driver is Lando Norris...then i would recommend Magnolia Parks by Jessa Hastings
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(adult contemporary romance, check tws, book 1 of an ongoing series) "In 'Magnolia Parks' by Jessa Hastings, a tumultuous love story unfolds between the beautiful and self-involved London socialite Magnolia Parks and Britain's notorious bad-boy BJ Ballentine, as they grapple with a dysfunctional relationship marked by heartbreak, secrets, and the enduring pull they feel towards each other."
picked this based on vibes, just pure vibes but immaculate ones. the drama, the glitz, the glam yes but also the family, friendship, and love found within the pages of this series. this is british gossip girl. i am telling you there is a vision here people.
(+ bonus review because this might be the only book on this list that has less (3.84) than 4+ stars on goodreads and i can't do him and y'all dirty like that: i personally didn't love the first book but the series really comes together and you truly get invested in these characters and their happiness, actually pretty excited to read more.
also if nothing else it's fun, just some brain popcorn)
if your favourite driver is Carlos Sainz...then i would recommend The Wrath and the Dawn by Renée Ahdieh
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(young adult romance fantasy, check tws, book 1 of 2) "In a land ruled by a murderous boy-king, Shahrzad vows vengeance for her friend's death and becomes the next bride of the tormented Caliph Khalid, discovering unexpected love as she navigates the perilous palace of secrets and stories, torn between survival and the promise of retribution."
wow like you think he didn't step out of a magical retelling of 1001 nights? mhm but let's leave aside the fact i am still not convinced otherwise. carlos this year has shown his insane mega ultra galaxy brain, so i believe the plot of the wrath & the dawn would be something that would resonate with you. the quick wit and guile of the mc as she tries to carry out a revenge plot while trying to not get executed is only comparable to carlos coming up with his own race strategy mid race and cementing himself as the only non-rbr race winner in 2023. wow.
if your favourite driver is Charles Leclerc...then i would recommend The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
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(historical romance fantasy, standalone) "The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller is an Iliad retelling, focusing on the deep and complex relationship between Achilles and Patroclus."
he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in tragic greek myths etc etc. i will have to say, achilles walked so charles leclerc could race. *soft longing sigh* il predestinato and aristos achaion, the predestined and the best of the greeks. beloveds born and bathed in golden light. it just makes sense to me.
if your favourite driver is Alex Albon...then i would recommend Beach Read by Emily Henry
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(adult contemporary romance, standalone) "A romance writer who no longer believes in love and a literary writer stuck in a rut engage in a summer-long challenge that may just upend everything they believe about happily ever afters."
i mean alex is a living-breathing romance novel of a man. BUT it hasn't always been sunshine and rainbows (helmut marko if i catch you). so i think any emily henry book but especially beach read captures the ups and downs of alex's journey so well compared to just any ole romcom (...but if i had to give one for the alex enjoyers then it would be Better Than the Movies by Lynn Painter, coincidentally also george and alex coded lmao).
but was it his remarkable drive back to f1 or the recent holiday beach pics that was the reason behind this rec? i guess we will never know
if your favourite driver is Logan Sargeant...then i would recommend Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones
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(young adult fantasy, book 1 of 3)"In 'Howl's Moving Castle' by Diana Wynne Jones, eldest daughter Sophie is cursed to age prematurely, the key to break the spell lies in the enigmatic Wizard Howl's castle. Sophie embarks on a quest to confront the Witch who cursed her all the while unraveling hidden truths about herself and Howl."
"let's bring it in and call it a day - let's look after of you." to "that's my girl" pipeline and vice versa. i know what you are.
but logang (the only one i know frfr) you deserve it okay? a cozy lil fantasy full of whimsy and wonder. tuck in and have some tea and cookies, pookies.
(i wanted to do the full grid but keep the teammates together and i haven't yet come up with something for all of em so there will be a part 2...? hopefully...?)
sources for summaries: thestorygraph and goodreads
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Timeline Part 3: May 2017 - June 2017
Previously: 2015 - April 2017 | Update to April 2015 - April 2017
As I mentioned before, I'll be doing these in smaller chunks because Tumblr keeps crashing when I do longer posts. In this edition, we'll look at Sussex PR from May 2017 to June 2017.
A quick note first. There isn't as many pieces from Meghan's mouthpieces during this window as there were earlier in the year. I suspect either a) Harry caught on to how much Meghan talked to the press so she scaled back to keep working him or b) the articles were handled when Meghan's team was scrubbing the internet.
This is also when we start seeing the Daily Mail start dripping hints about Meghan's dossier.
Here we go!
And as always, if you have updates, corrections, additions, please share!
5/2/2017: Meghan gives an interview to Good Housekeeping. This is the first known "roast chicken" reference.
5/3/2017: Meghan teases that Harry uses caviar pills to cure his male pattern baldness. "He" credits Meghan's holistic wellness.
5/4/2017: Buckingham Palace announces that Prince Philip is retiring after the summer and will stand down from royal duties. Anna Wintour is made a Dame by The Queen.
5/6/2017: The BBC claims that Harry's father is actually James Hewitt.
5/6/2017 - 5/7/2017: Audi Polo Challenge 2017 at Coworth Park. Meghan attends to watch Harry play polo and she is photographed with Mark Dyer. On Day 1 (May 6th), paparazzi catch Harry and Meghan kissing in the car park. On Day 2 (May 7th), William also plays polo and allegedly has Meghan thrown out of Coworth Park for stalking. Also on May 7th, Meghan leaks that she will be attending Pippa's wedding.
5/8/2017: Meghan wears a wedding dress for a movie.
5/9/2017: It's revealed that Meghan ditched Serena William's baby shower to go to London to see Harry.
5/10/2017: Mark Dyer sells his pubs to move out of London. The article is the first confirmation that he/his pubs had hosted Harry and Meghan for dates in the early days of their relationship. Speculation begins that Dyer doesn't like Meghan at all.
5/12/2017: Risque photos from a production Meghan did in 2011 resurface.
5/16/2017: Meghan flies into London for Pippa's wedding, although it isn't reported until May 17th and it isn't confirmed until May 18th.
5/18/2017: Meghan confirms she is in London to attend Pippa's wedding.
5/19/2017: Meghan does a pap walk in leggings and shows off her bum. The photos lead to the headline "Wedding of the Rears" and a front page photo by The Sun. Eugenie gives a tone-deaf interview about her "career" and mentions that she loves "The Crown."
5/20/2017: Pippa's Wedding. Meghan is not invited to the ceremony but is allowed at the after-party. Harry leaves the wedding midday to drive 3 hours round-trip to pick Meghan up from Nottingham Cottage. Rumors begin that Meghan wasn't allowed at all to Pippa's wedding, making Meghan angry, so to keep the peace, Harry left the wedding early and picked Meghan up so they could drive past local press to pretend they were going to the wedding.
5/21/2017: Meghan is papped leaving Kensington Palace early in the morning to fly back to Toronto.
5/22/2017:
Meghan gives an interview to Glamour UK about her fashion sense and style. She gives an infamous quote about how she likes to wear monochromatic neutrals (which later bites her in the butt when she says the royals made her wear only neutrals).
The Daily Mail reveals that Meghan's legal first name is actually Rachel.
Risque photos from Meghan's 2013 film resurface.
Meghan claims she was given rooms at the hotel where Pippa's wedding breakfast was being held and that she stayed away from the service out of respect to the bride. This completely contradicts her earlier story that she had stayed at Kensington Palace and that Harry left the wedding early to collect her for the after-party.
5/24/2017:
Priyanka Chopra gives an interview in which she speaks about Meghan and hints that she and Harry are engaged, saying she hopes for an invite to the wedding.
Meghan leaks that Harry plans to take her to Lesotho.
Sentebale's financial report is published.
5/28/2017: Meghan teases that she and Harry are house-hunting in Norfolk to be near William, Kate, and the children.
5/29/2017: William's GQ issue is published, in which he gives an intervew speaking about Diana's death and new photographs of the Cambridge family (in black and white!) are released.
5/31/2017: Camilla Thurlow (of Love Island) gives an interview about having dated Harry back in 2014 when they were photographed at a nightclub together.
6/4/2017: Harry travels to Singapore for four days to play polo in a fundraiser for Sentebale. He also does AIDS awareness work. The polo game is where he meets and befriends Nacho Figueroa.
6/7/2017: Harry travels to Sydney to promote the 2018 Invictus Games, merching his Meghan bracelet. Also, Pippa and James Matthews are in Perth for their honeymoon at the same time.
6/8/2017: Andrew applies to the UK Intellectual Property Office to trademark his Pitch@Palace initiative.
6/9/2017: Meghan is just like Queen Letizia!
6/10/2017: Meghan the yoga influencer. Meghan gives an airport papwalk in Texas ahead of the ATX Festival, merching her Panama hat, The Economist, and Chanel. Patrick Adams gives an interview to ATX about Meghan's relationship and speculates Harry ought to make a cameo on Suits.
6/11/2017: US Weekly speculates that Harry and Meghan could be getting married soon.
6/14/2017: The Sun recaps Harry's past relationships. They also reveal that Meghan had been invited to the 2016 Invictus Games in Orlando. The Sun claims that Meghan accepted the invitation and attended the games, but she and Harry didn't meet.
(June 14, 2017, is also the Grenfell Tower fire.)
6/16/2017: The Daily Express speculate on what Harry and Meghan's children could like.
6/17/2017:
The royal family celebrates The Queen's Birthday Parade, Trooping the Colour. (Kate and Charlotte wear pink.)
Meghan merches a gold and diamond thumb ring that she claims is from Harry. She also claims that Harry gave her a Cartier Love Bracelet (which we know now is actually from Trevor).
E News reports that Harry flies to Toronto after Trooping festivities to visit Meghan. E News also claims that Harry will propose by the end of the year and that Meghan is preparing to move to London. They later update the article to say Harry's camp denied that he went to Toronto and instead went directly to Malawi/Africa.
6/20/2017:
William and Kate make their first Royal Ascot appearance.
Meghan puts Beatrice and Eugenie on notice that she knows they're trying to take her down.
Rumors of Meghan's attitude/behavior causing problems on the Suits set begin. She brushes it off in an interview saying the cast is upset she keeps ditching them to spend time with Harry and that it'll blow over when she introduces Harry to them.
According to unverified claims by E News, Harry leaves Toronto and flies to Malawi for conservation charity work.
Meghan's character arrives on "The Windsors."
6/21/2017: Harry's Newsweek interview to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Diana's passing, and is part of his Hero Harry PR drive. Infamous snippets:
He's in no rush to get married or propose (clapback to all of Meghan's PR trying to hustle him down the aisle).
No one wants to be king or queen.
He wanted to quit the royal family at one point.
Meghan "communed with the dinosaurs" date night at the Natural History Museum.
"Small window of when people are interested in me before George and Charlotte take over."
6/22/2017: Fleet Street criticism of Harry's Newsweek interview begins. It lasts for about a week.
6/25/2017: Sexy photos from Meghan's 2014 model shoot resurface. Meghan leaks that Harry is making her engagement ring with diamonds and emeralds from Diana's collection and that he is collaborating with the royal jeweller, Harry Collins. She also says that Harry wants to marry sooner rather than later while Philip is still around to attend. (This comes after news that Philip was hospitalized for an infection and immediately causes speculation that Philip is seriously unwell/knocking at death's door.)
6/26/2017: E News claims that Harry's discussion about modernizing the monarchy and his role in the modernized monarchy is him preparing for marriage. This immediately causes speculation amongst royal watchers that he and Meghan had fought about the monarchy's way of charitywork (versus her issues-based campaigning) and Harry's sudden discussions about how the monarchy was modernizing was his attempts to fix it.
Also on 6/26/2017, the Court Circular confirms Harry is in Malawai. It is his only Court Circular appearance between 6/17/2017 (Trooping) and 7/6/2017.
6/27/2017: Meghan flies to London. Harry merches Sandals' Grande St. Lucian resort in a promo article. He stayed at the resort during his Caribbean tour in November 2016.
6/28/2017: Meghan merches her clothes and Channel 4 announces a "Meet the Markles" reality show/docuseries about Meghan's family.
6/29/2017: Meghan merches her clothes again and again tries to be a fashion influencer by plugging the "Meghan Effect." The trailer for Suits Season 7 drops and Charles and Camilla travel to Canada for a 3-day tour.
6/30/2017: Meghan leaks that she and Harry are very private homebodies and prefer to stay at home.
7/1/2017: The Cambridges, Harry, and the Spencers attend a private memorial service at the Althorp estate for Diana. (Meghan is in Toronto filming the 100th episode of Suits, courtesy of Patrick Adams' instagram.) Meghan's relationship history is published. Charles announces plans to throw an enormous 70th birthday party for Camilla.
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heyyy..i was @/garfieldanti but i got t-worded.. my name is angel or pippa i use he/they/it/xneos i'm omnisexual and aroacespec i'm in TCC and south park. my favs are adam lanza , dylan klebold+eric harris and andrew blaze !!I DO NOT WANNA DO WHAT THEY DID!!! I AM NOT INSANE!! i also have a ed!!!!!!!!!!! pro-recov for everyone else but me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! get help if you need and/or want help!! pls!! you deserve help and if so get it!!
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Duchess of Parking Papwalk is skipping happily because she and her husband managed to cause chaos for the high society wedding that they weren't invited. Leaked that the Duke is their kid's godfather to guilt trip, put out articles connecting them with Camilla and accused them of choosing sides despite being godfather of two kids in the BRF. Despicable but hey the king doesn't mind in the slightest..
This is her MO. When she isn't invited to shit, she puts out PR to apply pressure. She did it with Pippa's wedding and more recently with the Beckhams.
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looking for more stuff with my ocs in particular, like this and i will write u a thing! ♡ featured verses in per.cy jackson, avatar the last air.bender, teen wo.lf, tv.du + their catch all "main" verses.
blurbs under the cut, basic information found on carrd:
supernatural:
daphne kim (30s, lesbian, current matriarch to a family of cursed witches. constantly laboring under said family curse, god complex that's occasionally beaten down by her hubris. fc: bae joohyun or lim jiyeon)
luke kim (30s, bisexual, gentleman asshole thief responsible for half the rare artwork in different collections going missing. really mad about his family curse and blames everyone else for it. fc: kim bum)
althea miranda (20s, lesbian, forensic analyst and babaylan. very in touch with her powers, very much psychic. fc: kathryn bernardo)
pippa bennett (20s, bisexual, podcaster and aspiring writer who somehow gained or awakened psychic abilities after opening herself up to the "other side." anxious mess of a single mom. fc: khadhija red thunder)
elaina chairat (20s to 30s, bisexual. carefree witch whose family is supposedly cursed to be the demise of their true loves, doesn't really care? accidentally k worded a man anyway. fc: mookda narinrak)
rian satyavati (30s, greysexual. reluctant alpha to a pack that functions more or less as a chaotic found family. gentle but willing to throw hands for kids both his and not his own. fc: rahul kohli)
bora sun (20s, lesbian. older sister to byeol, rian's right hand. more likely to throw people instead of trusting them off the bat. confident gay until there's another confident gay in the room. fc: han sohee)
byeol sun (20s, gay. younger brother to bora. likes tea but suffers from anxiety instead. loyal to a fault and desperately touch starved, probably way too trusting for comfort. fc: choi beomgyu)
kaori (100+, bisexual with a preference for women and the nonbinary. vampire council elder who functions more or less as the bad cop in most scenarios. stickler for rules, but more than happy to break a few limbs for their own amusement. fc: myoui mina)
non supernatural
naomi pyo (20s, bisexual, sister to nicholas. olivia rodrigo-esque upcoming pop star and model who writes songs about every single inconvenience in her life. petty is her whole personality trait. fc: park chaeyoung)
nicholas pyo (20s, bisexual, brother to naomi. seemingly snobby nepo baby who doesn't really know what to do with his life. comes off as uptight but is more or less afraid of emotional vulnerability. fc: park jimin)
dean kwon (20s, bisexual. bassist and one of the vocalists for velveteen, an up and coming punk rock band. lost his partner and cosinger in an unfortunate accident, has been dealing with this grief privately with as many illegal substances and scandals he can get his hands on. fc: kim taehyung)
rowan lee (20s, greysexual. drummer for velveteen, technically dean's best friend but at his limit. generally pretty happy go lucky but quick to throw shade at anyone who bashes his band mates. if golden retrievers had a human form, it would be rowan. fc: johnny suh)
penny st. clair (20s, bisexual. new vocalist and keyboardist for velveteen. scouted after posting a cover of one of their songs, now dealing with adjusting their sound to fit the band's image. laufey style indie singer outside of their velveteen gig. romantic at heart who has yet to experience romance. fc: samantha logan)
margaux ramos (20s, lesbian. guitarist and songwriter and unofficial babysitter for velveteen. lost their best friend to an accident, now dealing with said best friend's unruly ex and keeping their bandmates in check. nosy as hell, kind of awkward under their "touch me and you will lose a limb" exterior. weakness for pretty girls. fc: lizeth selene)
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