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💕if you get this answer with three random facts about yourself and send this to the last seven blogs in your notifs. Anon or not doesn’t matter, get to know the person behind the blog.

heyo!!

fun fact i am obsessed with barbeque sauce, i add it to almost everything and to everyone else's disgust i could probably drink that stuff to be honest.

unfun fact i naturally just wake up at 5:30 am. no matter what time i fall sleep the night before, every single morning, its 5:30 am without fail.

i am currently in uni and have a cat back home who is the loveliest, nastiest, sweetest, rudest lil baby in the whole wide world.

minute i saw this i somehow forgot everything i have ever known about myself for a second but thank you!!

#ask answered #sharu rambles

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in another universe big city lawyer george has finally made it. he has it all; a job at the best firm in london, an expensive condo, a membership to the most elite run club in the city and most recently a huge diamond ring. courtesy of one well spoken and wealthy art gallery owner charles leclerc who seems to be the perfect life partner. sure, they may not be madly in love or anything but george got the rock. martial bliss, babies and white picket fences should follow. uh just one small issue, george already has all that. well maybe not the martial bliss part but the kids, the fences and...the husband.

farm owner alex albon never thought he would see george again. but here he is, the love of his life standing just outside the barn with his fashionable chinos, shiny loafers and file of divorce papers. in all his hurry to ditch alex and their small town george clearly forgot to discard him in the eyes of the law, how ironic. they had gotten married straight out of high school and were planning on moving to the city where george could study to become a big shot lawyer and alex would do...something. they were so in love but...tragedy struck and alex had more responsibilities to fulfil than just his new spouse's dreams. he had a deteriorating farm to rebuild, younger siblings to raise, loans to pay off etc. so he may have neglected his husband but george didn't have to run off, all he had to do was wait and alex would have fixed it. alex would have always fixed it for george.

now when george is asking him to sign the papers and fix this once and for all, alex says no. because its funny seeing george's professional exterior crumble and he's feeling pretty fucking petty. george is back in town and he's not leaving till he gets that sign. btw in the end, george ends up not leaving...not without alex.

#galex #gr63 #aa23 #coming back with a sweet home alabama au because i think they are married in every other universe (sorry charles)

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george with a baby one weekend and making dumplings the next? i have seen enough, take away the w15 and let him be the househusband he was destined to be till mercedes can make a title-contender car. and in this essay i will-

#sharu rambles #gr63

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you know you are bright as the morning, as soft as the rain

pretty as a vine, as sweet as a grape

if you sit in a barrel, maybe i will wait

until that day

i think i'll take my whiskey neat

my coffee black

and my bed at three

you're too sweet for me

#f1 #formula 1 #george russell #i love and miss williams george but im a mercedes george apologist

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i wonder what would have happened if this whole chassis debacle happened during george's williams era. my personal theory is that he would have pulled out the powerpoint and had half the teams begging on their knees to give him a chassis.

williams' george was just built different and his wet-eyed but determined rizz was truly unmatched.

#f1 #formula 1 #george russell #williams racing

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lewis hamilton as zeus, god of the sky and king of the gods

nico rosberg as demeter, goddess of agriculture and fertility

george russell as persephone, goddess of spring and queen of the underworld

charles leclerc apollo, god of light, music, healing and prophecy

alex albon as artemis, goddess of the hunt and the wilderness

max verstappen as poseidon, god of the sea and earth-shaker

...@georgegraphys so i think this is everyone we see before persephone meets hades

#sharu rambles #greek gods au

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the real britcedes narrative is lewis seeing george with a cute baby and then immediately suggesting to let him pass him in the race the very next day. idk man george and his powers of baby fever have bewitched both me and the literal silver war participant.

#britcedes #gewis #lh44 #gr63

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genuinely delighted for yuki, but also for the fans who have been so lovely and kind towards the drivers this weekend and absolutely deserve to see their home-race hero thrive.

the formula 1 fandom has increasingly become more and more disrespectful and insensitive towards the drivers and teams so seeing so many of the drivers saying how wonderful the fans in japan are is just.

#f1 #formula 1 #yuki tsunoda #yoints i can't help but stan

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in another universe, househusband george has been whisked away on a luxury romantic cruise. "whisked away" being a slight exaggeration since george ended up taking control of the planning from the moment his partner "surprised" him with tickets. it's all set, he has brought his own bed linen, too many chinos and an itinerary that maps out their days down to the very hour with minimal bathroom breaks for efficiency. he additionally brought along a murder mystery novel. george is about to make it everybody's (read: his husband's) problem that he is now absolutely convinced that their neighbour secretly offed his wife during their first stop. he is on the case and nothing can stop him.

detective alex albon is looking forward to lazing around in the sun like a spoiled house cat, getting his money's worth from the all you can eat buffet and NOT thinking about his impending case load from work thank you very much. he could probably convince his husband to not spend their wedding anniversary trying 30 varieties of water-sports but instead out-couple all these couples that have had the misfortune of being on the same holiday as them. alex has specifically ordered the cringiest matching shirts that etsy had to offer, they don't know whats coming. but most importantly, the crocs are on. he is off the case and nothing can stop him...uh kind of.

oh btw they are together. alex really shouldn't have bought him that book.

#galex #gr63 #aa23 #lowkey making this a series

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two birthday boys today, both very polite cats!

#sharu rambles #side note isn't my boy just the cutest and specialist?

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"like hmm okay but you're not all that, humble yourself."

honey, humble for who, for you? who are you? who are you exactly?

#f1 #formula 1 #george russell #okay but my bad bitch here would absolutely listen to thewizardliz

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and as far the hate goes...george fans its okay (i mean its not but). we made it through 2023, frankly speaking it can't get worse than like...all of post-summer break. i just hope george is getting the support he deserves and is being taken care of.

#its laughably pathetic at this point and if i was a worse person i would sincerely wish others laugh at them during their worst moments too #but im not. unfortunately. #anyways sending all my love to georgie #sharu rambles

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sexual harassment and literal fear for his fucking life on track. i need mercedes to take some goddamn action. we are talking about his basic fucking safety and wellbeing here. not to mention...how severely these incidents can damage george's mental health.

#f1 #formula 1 #george russell #mercedes amg f1

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i felt physically ill watching george's onboard. sincerely...to anyone joking about it, you need to start remembering that these are real fucking people not just little dolls on the screen who live for your entertainment.

same goes for max, alex, lewis and whoever else's dnf/crash you are praying for the week. fuck right off.

#f1 #formula 1 #george russell #max verstappen #alex albon #lewis hamilton

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friendly reminder that at the end of the day logan is one of the 20 current f1 drivers, competition is written into their very dna. every single fucking one of them wants to race and wants their chance at whatever it is...wdcs, wins, podiums, points, p20 even!

he kept his car in one piece during the first 2 free practices! he earned that chance didn't he?

#f1 #formula 1 #logan sargeant #two posts in a row because genuinely pissed off

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my reaction to toto wolff irl vs to toto wolff in fanfics:

#sharu rambles #this is my summary

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ah george russell, you would have killed it as a tiktok influencer. born to do the 2023 tube girl trend but forced to drive the w14. i imagine him on his lil track/cat walk doing his "wag duties" in full th sponsored get up. the cams would love him, the fans would hate him! oh wag george, save me wag george.

his rich and famous bf? cameraman + cameo on the yacht vacay photos.

#sharu rambles #rob that millionaire blind!