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lightpickles · 2 months
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The gentleman's "just google it"
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-doctors don't want you to know this.
-doctors will never tell you this.
-an ancient order of doctors has killed every person before you who attained this knowledge.
-who are you, and why should you be any different?
-oh well, it's your death, after all.
-again, doctors don't want you to know this.
-oh well, here it is:
-are you really sure though?
-it truly is dangerous knowledge to possess.
-surely your knowledge will mingle with regret, then.
-Pickles Crumchy.
-There, are you happy?
-Forbidden knowledge at your fingertips, rendering everything around you a little sharper and brighter?
-Enjoy it while you can.
-Now it is too late.
-I wish you luck, stranger.
-The doctors are coming.
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chordsykat · 5 months
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Winter Wonderklok 2023! Day 1!
Improvised Snowman Decoration
Happy Holiday Season and Merry Shitscram from the cast of Dethkomic, y'all. :)
The Winter Wonderklok Prompt List is right here!
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junkh3ad · 4 months
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ohhh i think pickles is such a fucking whore when he wants to be. that man knows he’s hot, he knows people want him and uses it to his advantage. I think he’s more forward with the women he sleeps with, he’s touching them subtly once he knows for a fact they’re interested in him. He’s holding them, squeezing their sides as he talks to their friends. He’s standing behind them, pressed up to their back so they can feel him before they hurry off to some corner of the house to fuck. He’s telling them how he saw those eyes from across the room, he saw them eye fucking him and it turned him on. It’s always fun for him to watch them blush and squeal and gasp.
I think with Nathan specifically (nickles truthing today for my mental health) he’s more the teasing type, he’ll leave a lingering touch to his lower back that Nathan tries to not over think. They’ll be drinking together and pickles will look at Nathan, his eyes are lustful but his demeanor is playful and loose, so Nathan decides it’s just the booze making him think like that. Nathan finds himself hot with jealousy when he’s got a girl or another guy hanging on his every word, touching them the way he touches Nathan, and Pickles will look at him mid conversation with them, give him a wink before turning back to whoever he’s with and it just fans the fire in Nathan’s stomach.
But when the roles are reversed, and Nathan comes onto him, Pickles is submissive and teasing. Nathan will corner him in the studio once everyone else leaves and he’s locked the door. Pickles can see the lust in his blown out pupils, feel it radiating off of his body as a huge palm is splashed over the wall next to his head. He’ll play hard to get, act cool and give Nathan that lopsided smile and pretend he doesn’t feel his dick twitch. He’ll ask Nathan what he wants, a hand reaching out to toy with one of the loops on his belt, his hand grazing over the already prominent bulge Nathan’s sporting. He’ll act surprised by the passionate kiss Nathan gives him, pressing him against the wall so hard Pickles thinks they might go through it.
He’s so submissive, even, that it becomes a ritual. He’ll do something to make Nathan jealous, bring home some dark haired groupie and fuck her loud into the next morning knowing Nathan can hear. He’ll watch Nathan eye him at a bar when another man gets too comfortable, laying a hand on his lower back as he orders their drinks. He loves seeing the metaphorical flames that follow Nathan when he’s jealous, playing this game of prey and predator. Because he knows as soon as he’s alone with Nathan, those green eyes will look at him like he’s a piece of meat for the taking. Hell rip him to shreds before building him back up, making sure each piece is just the way it was before.
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sciderman · 6 months
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You have the astounding ability to make me consider liking things that I previously did not. Cable and Wade. Shiklah and Wade. Johnny and Peter. I’m a stubborn Spideypool obsessor, I’m sure I’ve mentioned, so pat yourself on the head for being SUCH a stan that you’ve broken through my OTP walls and gotten me to glance at other ways for Wade and Peter to he happy and loved.
i think if you truly love a character then you want them to get some no matter where it comes from
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maxphilippa · 10 months
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The Misinterpretation of Taco's and Mic's relationship. [An toxic "friendship" analysis.]
Today I bring another analysis that yes, was an option on the pool I made, and I do know that other option won, but I'll do that post once I feel like it (most likely tomorrow since I find it rather easy to do). But today I will be talking about one of the most sugarcoated relationships in the fandom, and that is Taco's and Mic's relationship.
And before you read this and get angry at me: it is not my problem if you view them in a different way, this is an analysis, nothing more, and this is what I realized meanwhile rewatching S2 again and again as time paases. I am not asking for opinions if you will come as aggressive towards it and I apologize if this comes as mean, but I am very tired of how some people might act whenever someone shares a different point of view.
However, in this post we'll be discussing topics such as: manipulation, self esteem issues, and such. If any of these topics are complicated for you, just a heads up as well.
Alright. Let's start with the basics.
Their first interaction(s).
Okay, for starters, their first interaction was already started with a left foot, with Taco reading Mic's dairy out loud and pointing out the entries in which Mic felt the most vulnerable as a whole, let's take in count the fact that Mic was already struggling a lot with everything and how her own team leader was treating her, so hearing someone list all of her insecurities outloud in a careless tone was certainly not the thing that she needed in such an complicated emotional moment.
She was, in fact, so stressed and felt basically worthless, that she started crying just from hearing that, since it does count as "making fun of her struggles" in a way.
She's obviously affected by this, again, this is THEIR FIRST CANON INTERACTION.
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And Mic is obviously hurt by this, her voice even breaking a bit.
And she quickly takes an defensive stance the moments she sees Taco as well. Of course she would, she was in an emotional moment and she just touched sensitive topics for her.
And here we go, my favorite part! Taco belittling Mic and making fun of her! (It is not my favorite, if you can't tell, I hate it.)
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Okay, so as we can get from their first interaction, what Taco does is essentially use a mix of flattery and making fun of Mic so Mic would listen to her. Taco tells Mic that she's bold and that her playing method is diverse, but however, what she needs is direction on what she does after all. Again, she says this as she then insults Mic again, and basically tells her that she would be nothing without her help, and makes her doubt herself as well.
Let alone that Taco's intentions are pretty clear ever since they first interact, her main interest being half of Mic's gainings if Mic won the challenge thanks to her. Taco clarifies that it is for bussiness matters, nothing more. And she makes sure that Mic has doubts over her decision.
So if you realize she still continues the flattery + making fun of Mic as a person, and then, Taco ends up telling her "well, but that's your choice"
That's.
That's an manipulation tactic.
To make the person feel guilty over the things they did and reconsider their own choices. The cherry on the top is that after Taco crosses Mic's boundaries, tells her that she is PATHETIC (and that's an strong word), she ends up telling her that she can be much more.
You would thing that things could get better? Answer is no.
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Let's take a look to Mic as an character. She's selfless. In Brian's own words, Mic goes under the radar always, but she always wants to make things fair for everyone as much as she can.
So she felt guilty and uncomfortable over the whole first interaction Taco and her had.
She is uncomfortable and doesn't know what to do after this whole interaction, and you can realize this by the way she talks and shows herself to others, she's clearly stressed enough.
Mic didn't want to be alone after what happened with Taco, and Nickel telling her "especially you, Mic, you're kind of an wildcard" was something that made Mic angry as well.
She didn't want to be alone after that happened.
When Fan and Mic are talking about Spoiled Lemon "A Party" song, Mic says "So everything he does is decided by someone else? Nice message", and that's foreshadowing to what Taco does to Mic shortly after.
When it comes to the words of gaining, even Mic shows her distaste at Taco's words. She's not having it and she's tired. And yes, I do know that the scene plays it out as an small joke, but Mic still says it.
And in their next interaction- the first thing Taco does is insult Mic and basically tell her again that she needs her.
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So. You guys can see an small pattern here. But that's somewhat obvious, after all, Taco herself said that she likes to mess with people.
The Line At Spoiled Lemon's Concert falling on them.
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"She made me feel like I needed her."
Taco's manipulation towards Microphone happened. Taco made Microphone feel like she needed her in order to succeed in the game, despite Mic trying to have her own voice, this also goes down to their final interaction on the show, Mic finally breaking up their contact.
Because Taco hurted her in ways that are profound. Mic never needed her to begin with.
Pushing Mic's boundaries.
Let's begin with an small fact. Mic started to trust in Taco because Taco actually did help her on the maze and their small interaction at SL's show shows it. However, just because Mic considers Taco an associate now, a friend even, doesn't mean that Taco's behaviour goes on a better direction. Even though she... "stops" belittling Mic at times, she still uses flattery for Mic to stay next to her side. Because that's the main thing with Mic.
She gets attached to those who show that they care for her. She got attached to Soap, and even got somewhat invested on Cheesy after seeing how her opinion actually mattered a lot for her.
Taco made Mic think that she needed her, and that's explicit, though Mic even questions it.
"But it can't be manipulation if she's conscious of it"
It can be. But the thing is that Mic started trusting Taco. That's why the tactics seem to be not there, but Mic's discomfort and uncertainty remains despite everything.
Taco pushes Mic's boundaries and gets angry when Mic "threw away" her gift (the taser), but just as Mic was TRYING TO EXPLAIN HERSELF (imagine explaining yourself to someone as to why you couldn't hurt someone that has ultimately helped you, that's not healthy), Taco quickly does flattery again, and that reassures Mic that she's doing something good.
Taco is telling Mic what she wants to hear.
The thing is that Taco is doing to Mic what she did to Pickle.
It isn't downright explicit until Ep 14 + once you rewatch those scenes after what Mic says, but you can tell in a way. Taco accomodates her working style according to Mic's personality and behaviour.
Because Taco later on does take a friend-lier approach, but that is because Mic considered Taco a friend, and if acting like a friend is what would make Mic stay, then so be it. Kind of like what she did to Pickle, she acted as his best friend until the very end, and when she failed to get what she wanted, she said stuff to him that marked him forever.
Now she knows what and what not to do to make sure that her plan goes well.
Mic is sensitive and naturally has an heart of gold. So she has to adapt herself to that. Taco becomes softer, yes, but she's still manipulating Mic during it.
And let's not forget a very VERY important fact about them too, and it's how Knife was the one that reached out/noticed that something was wrong.
Knife, Pickle's best friend.
Knife, who has seen how Taco hurted Pickle on the past and saw how she admitted that she was just playing around and everything.
Knife, who saw the damage that Taco did.
Yes, Knife was the main factor on Mic's growth alongside Taco, but the thing is that Knife was there to make Mic realize that Taco was using her.
And now, that means something too. Knife is part of Taco's past. Let's not forget the fact that Mic knows little to nothing about it, but after what Knife tells her about Pickle, she reconsiders her choices for a brief minute. But Mic defends Taco. Because Taco finally has what she wanted: Mic believes in her, therefore, she won't leave her side. Mic defends Taco despite everything because she genuinely thinks that she's changing and found it nice when Taco admitted that she wasn't being completely honest.
But let's also talk over the fact that Taco has been constantly pushing Mic to hurt/let her friends get hurt in many ways, and meanwhile Mic managed to make it up for the Balloon situation, Mic straight up stopped everything just to save Knife and tried as much as she could to get him on their side.
It gets so bad to the point where even after she tells Knife that Taco's changing and if he doesn't want to join them, that he could at least not say anything, but Knife gets emotionally vulnerable with her.
And that's something she didn't exactly expect.
Hearing Knife mention how Trophy manipulated him, when they're talking about Taco, made Mic think too much again.
In fact, Mic is sad + stressed after what Knife told her.
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Then yes, on the next episode, Mic does joke about what Knife told her, but we know that she really wouldn't do that at all- she wants to think that Taco is her friend, and jokes around like you would do with one, but even then Taco did drop her after Mic said it.
Which is ironic, because Mic dropped Taco first before Taco could do a Pickle again.
Episode 14.
The ep 14 has many Mic and Knife interactions and shows the down fall of her friendship with Taco, but let's talk about the Knife scenes first before getting to the fall of their friendship.
Knife reaches out once again and tells Mic to stop doing that to herself- to have some dignity, that is, because Mic can do better, but Mic once again decides to defend Taco because... Taco's her friend, right? She has a voice here, no one is shutting her down, no one is dragging her...
Right?
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The timing of what Taco is doing to MePad as Mic speaks is intentional as well. It is what Taco has been doing to Mic since the start.
Literally. She literally shut Mic down by touching her voice button the first time they met. Like. It's right there.
Again, Microphone's body language whenever she's with Taco is rather awkward, and of course she's not a big fan of the fact that Taco harmed one of her hosts to do something. Mic has always been trying to do things without hurting others directly, so Taco being able to hurt someone is something that she doesn't like.
Also, adding to the fact that Mic wanted Taco to promise that she wouldn't hurt anybody once they go to save Fan, and yet decided to believe Taco when she said "not necessary, teamwork prevails".
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But of course, as all things... the wolf in sheeping's clothing will eventually show it's true self.
She got herself INFRONT of an species she doesn't know, TO PROTECT THEM, instead of trusting Taco
AND THAT SAYS A LOT AS WELL.
It's not only because Mic realized the truth, but because she puts everyone else first before her own person, she's too selfless and didn't even question trying to protect The Shimmer, she just did because she wouldn't get behind what Taco did any longer.
And now, with the end of their friendship...
"See? This is what happens when you listen to me, Mic. Delectable, isn't it?
Finally, a taste of recognition, finally, I can finally-"
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It's the realization sinking in.
It's Mic finally realizing that Knife was right.
That Taco was using her the same way she used Pickle.
The same way she used her once best friend.
She never had a friend in Taco.
And Mic even says it- it just proves my point again of "Taco accomodating herself in order to maintain Mic by her side", MIC HERSELF SAYS IT.
"Making him feel like he was doing what he wanted? Like he was heard? I thought I gained a friend. Turns out? I gained nothing."
And when Taco says "surely it couldn't have been nothing-" is her denial- because she couldn't just mess up like she did with Pickle, right?
But she did. She was alone, again.
And Mic shows it via turning her gain down.
Which is a nice call back to Taco saying "it's your game, you have so much to gain", Mic has nothing to gain after that.
Mic's Elimination and The End Of Her Character arc.
This part is the most explicit one when it comes to how toxic their friendship actually was.
How Mic started doubting about herself, how she started explaining that she didn't make the best choices, how she felt guilty over that.
Goddamit, even Mic says "I heard it so often... that I never heard myself.", when referring to the voice in her head.
The realization of Taco's true self was so bad that Mic started having an identity crisis and started doubting if everything she did was because she wanted.
And it's not even doubting either, she affirms that.
And the aftermath is complicated since Mic is still having troubles accepting it. She still cares for Taco because she thought of her as a friend, yes, but she knows that what Taco did wasn't okay and how badly she hurted her.
But Dios mio, Knife even says that Mic looks relieved after cutting ties with Taco because she is. She no longer has to be around someone who lied to her, who made her feel like she was special when it was all just sugarcoated lies.
And she warns Knife about Taco afterwards. Mic wanted a friend, and she might have lost Taco, but she knew what to do thanks to Knife. He was the friend she needed the most.
Of course then Taco shows up and seems to have regrets as well. Do I think that she regrets it? Yes, in a way, the same way she regrets what she did to Pickle, but saying sorry won't fix anything either.
Microphone doesn't want to know anything about her, the same way Pickle does.
After all, that's why she left the show and decided to start over.
And with that, I'm done.
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found this picture from 2014???? the return of pickle gerard
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ilonacho · 1 year
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i love themmm augh
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laurentlemonke · 6 months
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Lore Olympus if it was good
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starleska · 18 days
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not several friends sending me the goddamn YouTooz Bubble Bass plushie. no i REFUSE to acknowledge him in any way shape or form YOU CANNOT GET ME THIS WAY-
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lightpickles · 2 months
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Mistel & Iris on Oak Tree Times!
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Of note:
Mistel is canonically a handsome and beautiful boy :^)
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robotwrangler · 1 year
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He’s just so!!!!!!!!!!!
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chordsykat · 1 year
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Happy New Year, all! I'm gonna kick off my Tumblr 2023 with another big piece of art, having finally finished this epic thing. :D The story for this one goes: Back when Galaktikon 2 dropped and we figured that's all we'd be getting for a Metalocalypse ending, a friend of mine came up with the idea that "The Agenda" was about not just Murderface's descent into Salacia's control... but his infection of the whole band (except Nathan in this case). In more recent listens, I'm not sure what to make of the song in question, and it looks like this is the year we'll finally be getting answers to all of our pressing MTL questions, anyway... but this idea was still great fun to explore as a setup to have an epic battle of the bands... literally!
...and a possible storyline for Dethkomic 3? =)
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metanoianmayhem · 11 months
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I think I've had more than enough adventures that I might start recounting them to y'all. Let's start with this one.
When I was a bitty thing with wild curls, one front tooth and an attitude much larger than myself, and was quite a bit smaller than my peers. (read: probs about age 5 or 6?)
Anyways...
I'm a nice Jewish kid. We started reading Hershel and the Hannukah Goblins when I was very small.
For those of you not familiar, it's a lovely story that's also very funny and includes a part about a goblin getting his hand stuck in a pickle jar.
This is important to keep in mind for this next bit.
It was hot, and per large family gatherings we'd been taught self help for snacks, especially in the summer bc we lived in an old Victorian house that had terrible insulation! Making it too hot to cook real food.
So I was fishing around the fridge and found my snack, as lovingly taught to me. P I C K L E S.
Having read said book around Hannukah, I looked at the jar. Jar didn't have many pickles left and I wanted them.
I am very, very small, and the backstairs led directly to my bedroom.
Later, I crept downstairs, opened the fridge in the dark, and stuck my very teeny hand into the jar and grabbed a fistful of pickles. Joy!
...annnd then I couldn't get my hand out of the jar. Much like goblin, unwilling to relinquish my prize I'm standing there - pickle jar in one hand, hand in the jar for the other.
It is at this point my dad walked into the kitchen from the dining room.
I pause and look at him. He pauses, and takes in the scene at hand.
Without saying a word, he turned around and left.
O and I got my whole handful out. Turns out my paws were more than enough for my gluttony.
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holdoncallfailed · 7 months
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i always found nick (jason segel) so off putting and strange the first few times i watched freaks & geeks like i just did NOT get him at all. then i started smoking weed at the end of high school and was like Oh. I Get It. in fact the very first thing i said when i got high was "Hey. i understand nick andopolis now."
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thsc-confessions · 9 months
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"Ellie hates pickles" submitted by anon
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