#photos from potatoes

[mafaldaknows]

Like this

But with cars

[Meanwhile … ]

#car and driver #tales from the 405 #range rover rodeo #tarmac tango #photos from potatoes #bigfoot backyard bbq #imaginary lovers #the math’s not mathing #DIY romance #glad that's over #not a good look #bad business

[pedrohub]

PEDRO PASCAL on the set of ‘The Uninvited’ (April 21, 2023)

#pedro pascal #the uninvited #instagram #nadia conners #pedropascaledit #ppascaledit #ours #edit #cora #(potato quality but that first photo is a gift from the gods)

[answrs]

The Glamorous Taxidermy Process

now to wait 2 weeks while grooming with a toothbrush lol

#taxidermy #vulture culture #vultureculture #columbus oddities convention #dead animal #though it's like. already fully tanned and such but i'll tag in case #likely the last of the pics from the con (....maybe) so dw about more spamming your dash #i didnt photo a lot of the intermittent steps like repairing the holes and carving the headfoam and body potato and such #his neck broke off when i was halfway done sewing the back so hes got a big wire slammed thru his forehead to keep him upright :') #once he's fully dry i'll go in and paint the excess clay around the eyes and such #not gonna lie this being my first actual taxidermy mount I'm really happy with how it turned out! #(minor. uh. 'hiccup' nonwithstanding) #long post

[bowbow-the-clown]

... AFranTic Bird Out ANd About ...

.. and not a clam bird in and not so about ..

#welcome home #clown illustrations #partycoffin #poppy partridge #welcome home poppy #liminalcore #liminal spaces #kidcore #weirdcore #photo edits #kitchen #grainy colorful paradise #a perfect place for preparing for purely sweet pastries and hot potatoes #Wait ... Isn't It That The Kitchen From That Yellow People Show ... #And Not the funny Puppets People Show

[shut-the-burrow-door-pls]

Foot… toe beans…

#share chaos potatoes #good morning lmao #gonna go school facing the judgement from prof #this photo got trimmed right at the ball lmao

[jpivot]

chuck! taylor!!!!!

#wrestling #chuck taylor #well this fulfills my extremely rendered illustration quota for the next 2 or 3 months #i didnt expect to work on it to this point lmao oops #its a drawing study based on this photo from flickr... i'll post it in the replies #*holds up a potato* i just think hes cute #chuckie t

[hopkei]

Leiya + Shota collection

#fantastics from exile tribe #fantastics #nakao shota #seguchi leiya #jr exile #jpop #THE ONESIES PHOTO #the claw aliens and mr potato head amazing wwwwww #and shotaman who is very excited for his blue drink hehe

[trishmishtree]

I decided to revisit my floral Victwardian historybounding skirt from last summer and used some of the leftover fabric to make an Edwardian dip waist belt. And then I wasn't satisfied with that because the belt kind of gets lost in the busy print, so I used the very last scraps of the fabric to make a detachable suspender-like jumper. So now it can be worn as the skirt alone, with a belt, or with the belt plus suspenders that looks like an Edwardian jumper dress!

#sewing #hand sewing #historybounding #historical costuming #tricia sews (kind of) #tbh it's a bit much to wear to the office #so I'm glad i gave myself the option to detach the suspenders from the belt #in other news my phone is still a potato #I'm wearing normal modern underthings but i did add a small bum pad and a petticoat #also immediately after taking these photos i took the blouse apart to redo the sleeves and collar

[exsqueezememacaroni]

Well, I'm doing it.

Mike Patton with Mr. Bungle at the Fox Theater, Oakland CA 2023 photos by Tim Mosenfelder

#mike patton #mr bungle #the big photos project #<- that'll be the tag for the all photos no watermarks project #i think I'll post 4-8 photos each time? maybe once every couple of days? #i'll mostly go from newest to oldest #in this event alone there are 24 photos sooooo....yeah #get ready for all the old potato mikes over the next few weeks #btw photoshop has gotten really real with the 2023 version and ai its a bit scary actually

[icewindandboringhorror]

random life photos from the past few months

#context/explanations given here in the tags now since photo captions are no longer a thing #(from top left to right) image 1: was on a very long drive and had to pull over somehwere to use the bathroom and stretch my achy legs and #stuff but the little parking lot had a cool patch of flowers! .. image 2: LORGE potato chip. featruing my beautiful boy borgy.. a potato #himself.. #image 3: one of my favorte types of flowers. these little blue/periwinkle colored ones #image 4: costume idea that was kind of okay but ALL of the images turned out absolutely terrible and just did not photograph #well so.. I have like.. ONE image of it that I took on my phone just to document lol #image 5: GIANT FERERRO ROCHER!!! though it's hollow in the middle which is stinky lol.. It's still fun.. love Orbs.. I liked to throw #it in the air and catch it probably more than I liked eating it lol #image 6: a boiled egg with garlic powder and pepper and some bacon and green onions. nice little snack #image 7: one of the many 6 leaf clovers I found so far this year? I found a lot over the course of a month andnow I'm back to not finding a #any. I wonder if something about it is seasonal? Like clovers are most in the growth spurt phase (with some mutuations popping up in the gr #up as it rapidly blooms or something) during a certain month and then after that they kind of die down for the season. Like I wonder if #there's a prime timing to look for mutated clovers? I can still find the 4 leafs now but for a while there I was just finding 5-6 leaf and #even a 7 leaf all over the place. Now it seems muc hmore rare again. #image 8: a little spot of rainbow on the planks outside #image 9: gjhghj I can't grill in my apartment because the fire alarm is too sensitive so sometimes I move #to a patio space outside and set up my goofy little griddle to make asparagus in a tiny cramped outdoor space hhjk #image 10: GOOSE!! spotted whilst on a walk. I rarely see them out in the wild so I wonder where they came from? #photo diary

[mafaldaknows]

I just don't understand what his team was thinking when they agreed to this stunt. Exactly how does he benefit from it other then being seen as an uber straight grade-A douchebag? Is this really the image his team wants for Timmy? There's just too much talent and potential there to be shamming with a Kartrashian/Jenner.

Hello, Anon:

It’s absolutely mind-boggling what having more money than God can buy in the United States of America these days: New lips, new hips, and a sparkling new image with a shiny new man who apparently doesn’t even need to be present to win.

The KarJenner PR team has been hard at work for the last few months for a classy reboot of baby sister Kylie, complete with a romance with the internet’s boyfriend, style influencer and fashion icon Timothée Chalamet, who also happens to be the greatest actor of his generation. At face value, it certainly does seem like an unlikely match, given the imbalance of (dare I say it?) intellectual curiosity and preternatural talents between them. But anything is possible, when one has more money than one can ever spend in several lifetimes and the other has greater goals and ambitions than his power and influence will allow at this point in his career.

Both parties involved, however directly or indirectly, can find benefit in being in each other’s orbits driveways, taco restaurants, tarmac, in an image-conscious culture ravenous for juicy content just like this.

One of the pair has received a decidedly more positive boost from it.

The other, not so much, perhaps by design.

He may have extremely valid reasons for wanting to promote that particular “douchebag” image, if he really is willingly participating in what appears to be yet another PR romance. His handlers and PR team probably assume that he must do this in order to continue to level up in Hollywood as the next Leonardo DiCaprio. And they are probably right, given the current wave of puritanical bigotry in the USA and elsewhere in the world. There is far too much money riding on the success of his next three potentially blockbuster projects and too many people with a vested interest in his success for them to allow his image to be seen as anything other than “normal” in order to appeal to the mainstream sensibilities of a global audience. His own ambitions most likely make it impossible to refuse.

Can’t knock the hustle. ✨💃🕺🏻✨ And both of them are hustlers. Maybe that’s what they have in common.

If this were truly an authentic romance, we already know that all they would need to do to keep it private is to KEEP IT PRIVATE: Say nothing to the press, don’t call the paparazzi to meet you in the parking lot, don’t alert the media at all. They both have the means and resources to disappear from public view whenever they want, if they really wanted to do that. It’s not a requirement to begin a new relationship with a press release, not even for celebrities.

And yet here we are, a love story loudly announced in a tale of two cars, maybe three, long driveways but park at the bottom where everyone can see, and taco dates with paparazzi who take photos but only with his wingman.

A story which has made it abundantly clear that at least one of them wants to

MAKE SURE EVERYONE NOTICES their super-duper-uber-private budding romance 🚘🌮❣️🌮🚘

I’m not entirely convinced that he’s even an active participant in all of this, TBH. Many of the details thus far don’t add up to much of anything except a lot of black cars being shuffled around in his driveway published by the trash gossip press with sensationalist headlines and articles intended to plant the idea in the minds of those who want to believe it or need to know it’s happening.

For reasons.

And all of this accomplished without a single decent photo as concrete evidence of this alleged romance between two people famously well-versed in the art of the selfie in the golden age of Instagram.

Not even a fan photo or one “leaked” by their team. Nothing, except some extraordinarily grainy outdoor shots in someone’s backyard where the only easily identifiable person is Kylie Jenner and only because of her unusual proportions, in a town teeming with Teemo lookalikes who would happily stand in for the real thing for nothing but the chance to say they did it.

The Devil works hard but Kris Jenner works harder.

Seeing might be believing, but only if we can actually see what we’re seeing.

Thanks for your comment. 🤔🥔📸🎪🫤🤷🏻‍♀️

#hello anon #timothée chalamet #kylie jenner #range rover rodeo #photos with potatoes #public private romance #douchebag #climber #a tale of two cars maybe three #tacos but bring your wingman #better photos from bigfoot sightings #bigfoot family bbq #kyliegate #seeing is believing #rah rah oh ma ma a #ro ma ro ma ma a #mafalda needs a disco nap #tales from the charmiesphere

[aviul]

that time of the year

#photo study #with some (several) creative liberties taken #ominous #cursed image #kind of.. maybe... #i did like 132651478 things today idk where this energy came from but i am using every single drop #fixed stuff went for a long walk vacuumed changed sheets etc etc made bread things out of leftover potato mash #if i was like this every day i would get. so many things done #but nope this is a rare occurrence #a special tag

[jrueships]

oh wow I just saw a picture of sauce and he really is the twink

YES!!!!!!! HE REALLY IS !!! T H E TWINK!!!!!!!!

sauce is MY twitch twink and i will STAND BESIDE HIM!!!!!!!! ... unless he is being rlly unbearable cringe. then i must shuffle back a few steps to the side so i can have room to point and laugh at him

under the cut is some more... twink sauces. enjoy 🥰

momma going shopping at jewlsosco or whatever sauce

LOOK AT THIS!!!! this STICKBUG!!! he was actually built for the number one... he IS built EXACTLY LIKE the number ONE!!!! ( 1 !!) (<- SAUCE!!!)

idk if he wears a too big undershirt like a skirt because he thinks it makes him look like the red skirt thing Roman centurions wear or What but. That is Not the effect AYE am getting... all i am getting is Skirt. just. Skirt . That's. It. Like a tutu for ballerinas. He's really built like a ballerina!!! please sauce!! do a little twirl for us! please!!!!! baby ! !

hes so princess ,,, 🥰 princess sauce 🥰

#i am SO glad u see...THE LIGHT!! #the TWINKSAUCE LIGHT !!!!!!!! #rlly curious abt which photo of him u saw that just Screamed twink to u #😭😭 the historic monument of exemplary proportions . . #that first pic of sauce is one of my favorites #when athletes stop and pose in ways that show off their funny little shapes 🥰🥰🥰 #i am a sportsfan for THE FUNNY SHAPED MEN‼️‼️‼️‼️ #if i wanted people that were built in skinny skinnier and small skinny... i woulda just watched any popular anime 🙄 #i am HERE for the LUMPY POTATOES and the WORK4IT twinks!@! #give me THE LUMPY MEN!! the BUILT LIKE MINI FRIDGES MEN!!!!!!!! thick THIGHS and ***!!!!!!!!! #WHERE are my GREEK and egyptian statues!!!!!!! my historic MONUMENTS of men!!!!!!!!!! #usually i am a Certified twink.. Hater #but i make exceptions... for sauce #SINCE WHEN DID THE CATEGORIES FOR TWINK ONLY INCLUDE BLUE EYED BLOND WHITE MEN‼️‼️‼️ #i REFUSE to watch TRUE TWINKS be EXCLUDED from the category !!!! #all bcs of WHAT???? #theyre not TYPICAL TUMBLRMEN??? #disgusting. #sorry it's just.... im still not ok #from dr. facilier not becoming a tumblr sexyman #im sorry.. #BUT!!! tumblr sexymen ARE starting to do better!!!!!! #that puss n boots 2 villain... the human one... ? .... yeah 😳. i can Dig It 😏. #ANYWAYS love this THANK U #my CONFIRMATION!!!! my REAFFIRMATION !!!!!!!!!! #he IS twink! from the physique AND the personality! #and i need him. #Destroyed. #ted asks #sauce

[viahiptop]

bahari bay ✨

#palia game #palia mmo #bahari bay #cosy gaming #does anyone know how to get photos from the in game camera off the switch? #I screenshotted these from the album and then had to suuuuuuuper crop them #hence the potato quality

[seraphim-soulmate]

"how are you?"

from left to right: post-it note stack with the top one reading "schizoaffective" that's been on my desk for 3 weeks, cigarette case with Marilyn Monroe containing vogues, nausea medication, probiotic medication

#personal #me #art #honestly its a still life photo. that counts as art #im not describing the other things on the periphery fully #but the fork is from my mashed potatoes & spinach mix #theres also a bag of mixed nuts #and my brita water filter #oh and my laptop stand that used to belong to my grandma

[aslice-ofcake]

spent all day cooking this, merry chrimmis :D

#my photos #the mashed potatoes are from the recipe i reblogged a few days ago #took a lot longer but they're so worth it