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Bread 🍞

#dirkuu #dirkborn #caldirk #caliborn #dirk strider #Homestuck #What do you mean this didn't happen in post canon!?!

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Lol, no hugs for villain!

#caldirk #dirkuu #dirkborn #dirk strider #caliborn #Homestuck

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drag queen dirkuu

Caliborn and Dirk Strider are in the children's section of your local library about to read books to your children.

#caliborn #dirk strider #dirkuu #dirkborn #caldirk #Drag #books & libraries #homestuck

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I'm not the best at art and the rules are

No NSFW uncensored, unfortunately Tumblr banned porn so we have to make do.

No incest, Selfcest is allowed so Lil Hal x Dirk Strider x Caliborn is okay but Jake English x Dirk Strider x Caliborn with have to be talked about until you can convince me it's not incest while Dave x Dirk x Caliborn or Roxy x Dirk x Caliborn is banned. (Sorry, I have a weird thing called not liking incest, odd right?)

No gore, I'm saving the gore for the end of this little obsession.

No assault. I've decided no noncon.

It has to involve Caliborn and Dirk Strider in some way, sorry again but right now that's what I'm obsessed with. Unless you can convince me.

Send an ask or reblog or comment to request.

I make the rules, I can break or bend or enforce them or make more as I'm comfortable.

#dirkborn #dirkuu #caldirk #dirk strider #caliborn #tw assault mention #send me requests #send me asks #send asks #feel free to request #requests open

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dirkuu wedding but they're both wearing dresses

Anything else?

#dirkuu #dirkborn #caldirk #dirk strider #caliborn #send asks #requests open

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psst, yo, yer discord link is expired

Thank you, and sorry. Would you like to make request? I'm not the best at art and the rules are

No NSFW uncensored, unfortunately Tumblr banned porn so we have to make do.

No incest, Selfcest is allowed so Lil Hal x Dirk Strider x Caliborn is okay but Jake English x Dirk Strider x Caliborn with have to be talked about until you can convince me it's not incest while Dave x Dirk x Caliborn or Roxy x Dirk x Caliborn is banned. (Sorry, I have a weird thing called not liking incest, odd right?)

No gore, I'm saving the gore for the end of this little obsession.

It has to involve Caliborn and Dirk Strider in some way, sorry again but right now that's what I'm obsessed with. Unless you can convince me.

Send an ask or reblog or comment to request.

I make the rules, I can break or bend or enforce them or make more as I'm comfortable.

#send me asks #ask me anything #i tried #feel free to request #dirkuu #dirkborn #caldirk

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Ooc Caliborn (UWU Smol bean version) and Dirk Strider share a bed before marriage gone wrong?!

#caldirk #dirkborn #dirkuu #dirk strider #Calliope #caliborn #homestuck #ooc #sharing a bed #The nightdress and robe couple meme

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Has anyone ever thought of Yandere Caliborn for Dirkuu yet?

#caldirk #dirkborn #dirkuu #dirk strider #caliborn #Homestuck #sburb #yandere #yanderesimulator #yanderesim #dirkjake #jakedirk #tw knife

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Dirk Strider and Caliborn watching a space rock and waiting for the end.

#caldirk #dirkborn #dirkuu #dirk strider #caliborn #Homestuck #sburb #Homoerotic suicidal idealism

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More Dirk Strider povs

#dirkborn #dirkuu #dirk strider #pov #caldirk #caliborn #homestuck #playboy bunny costume

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#dirkuu #dirkborn #caldirk

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Finally, a time and space player. But would they win?

Popping in here with my Vocastuck headcannons

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Ah, rare to see Caliborn taller than Dirk.

(Click for better quality)

The drama in this household would be top-tier

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I'm thinking about making a prompt thing.

I don't ship them.

#dirkuu #dirkborn #caldirk #dirk strider #caliborn #Homestuck #ooc #trollstuck

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Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

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More ooc Caliborn

#caldirk #dirkuu #dirkborn #dirk strider #caliborn #homestuck #ooc #i don't ship them

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Happy 413! (Also Dirkui with various levels of ooc Caliborn)

#Homestuck #413 #dirkuu #dirkborn #caldirk #caliborn #dirk strider #ooc