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mafaldaknows · 8 months

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The irony of this Sunday morning rabbit hole is the fact that it grew from pure serendipity, as I pondered who Michael Cera was married to, after noticing a wedding ring on his finger in an Instagram reel about his role as “Allan” in Barbie (2023), and found this article:

Michael Cera and his lovely wife Nadine have proven that it IS absolutely 97.6% possible to keep your private life private, if you truly did want to keep your private life private (and didn’t tell Amy Schumer.)

It was at the bottom of this article that I found this fascinating juxtaposition of headlines.

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

Just as there’s a thin line between love and hate, there might be an equally thin line between girlfriend and stalker.

COMPARE & CONTRAST:

Loud & Proud

VS.

Whatever this is casual and “pRiVAtE”

The “insider” source’s solitary, continuously-retreaded statement still gets traction months after making its first appearance in the trash tabloid press, despite many opportunities for an update in the numerous new articles magically appearing every few weeks that no one asked for because no one really believes this specific fairy tale.

BONUS, ICYMI:

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oh-meow-swirls · 10 months

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BBQ seems like a place where you can commit a crime and everyone will be too worried about how they thought they saw Bigfoot in their backyard

y'know fair enough-

#puppy answers #yo-kai watch #yw3 #anon

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mrdaps · 5 years

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Knott’s Berry Farm as a great way to spend this summer with two new offerings for 2019 including Calico River Rapids and Summer Nights!

Calico River Rapids

As previously announced, Calico River Rapids is the revamp of the previous Bigfoot Rapids at the park. New animatronics that brings a story fitting into the overall Calico Ghost Town will bring new life to the ride. Special effects are being installed beside the new animatronics to make this a unique ride to the park. Garner Holt has been hard at work to bring it to life and they have released a behind the scenes video:

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Summer Nights

Knott’s will bring a festival to the nightscape of the park. Special food offerings and entertainment will be available. There will be a top 40’s live band at the Calico Mine Stage. Calico Park Stage will have rotating bands throughout the summer. A DJ will be at the Boardwalk near the fountain. Several Instagram-able photo opportunities will be spread out. There will be special games and interactive experiences to participate in. It also looks like the park will glow with several lights and special highlights over the buildings and games. Overall it looks like a great family party, reminiscent of a backyard summer bbq!

All of this means the summer is going to be a great time to go to Knott’s. Ghost Town Alive will be back for guests to interact with the town. Beach Blanket Bingo will also be performing at the Charles M. Schulz Theater again. With there being rotating bands and several fun nights of games and food it seems like the Season Pass is going to be a great way to experience everything.

What do you think of what Knott’s is offering? Let us know in the comments below!

Knott’s Berry Farm Has Exciting Summer 2019 In Store for Guests With Summer Nights and Calico River Rapids Knott's Berry Farm as a great way to spend this summer with two new offerings for 2019 including Calico River Rapids and Summer Nights!

#Band #calico river rapids #dj #Entertainment #Food #Knott&039;s Berry Farm #summer nights #Video

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mafaldaknows · 9 months

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Like this

But with cars

[Meanwhile … ]

#car and driver #tales from the 405 #range rover rodeo #tarmac tango #photos from potatoes #bigfoot backyard bbq #imaginary lovers #the math’s not mathing #DIY romance #glad that's over #not a good look #bad business

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mafaldaknows · 11 months

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You are just in denial

Hello, Anon:

Of what?

I’ll assume that you’re referring to the rumor du jour since you were not specific in your ask, yet somehow still extremely confident about what you think I’m denying.

I don’t think it’s fair to say that any of us who are skeptical are in denial when this narrative appears to be exclusively one-sided and all the evidence presented to support this rumor thus far makes it look like yet another Kardashian-Jenner scam, as authentic as the lips on Kylie Jenner’s face.

The facts speak for themselves, but tell us only half the story. Her half.

I’m not denying its existence, Anon. Skepticism is not denial. I’m trying to figure out if it’s real, because everything about this surreptitious “casual relationship” looks suspicious AF. I wouldn’t bother with that if I simply wanted to deny it.

If this is real, then they should be proud to be seen with each other in public, if they felt moved enough to announce it publicly, or they can shut the hell up with all this cloak-and-dagger nonsense to keep their “casual” relationship oh-so-publicly pRIvAtE. 🙄

Especially when they had the audacity to use a canned, hand-me-down PR template from an older sibling, nearly verbatim but altered slightly to fit the situation to announce it, and extraordinarily grainy cryptozoological film footage to prove it.

They both seem to be putting in the barest of the bare minimum, relying on trash tabloid press and social media to do all the heavy lifting. It seems highly implausible, to me anyway, that anyone would ever agree to such an awkward, ham-fisted public rollout of one’s relationship, if it’s the real thing, especially when it’s so much simpler to just live one’s life without all this attention-grabbing hoopla and fanfare disguised as the need to keep things under wraps.

What reasonable adult would think any of this juvenile subterfuge was good for their public image?

While these goat rodeo PR shenanigans might work on Kylie’s fans, they’re downright insulting to those of us with critical thinking skills.

Do the math. It doesn’t add up.

Thanks for your comment. 📸🎪🧐🫡👀🫤

#hello anon #denial #what am i looking at #timothée chalamet #kylie jenner #kyliegate #skepticism is not denial #photos with potatoes #range rover rodeo #better photos from bigfoot sightings #bigfoot backyard bbq #the math ain’t mathin #prove it #mafalda needs a disco nap #mafalda always looks for signs #tales from the charmiesphere

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mafaldaknows · 11 months

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Instagram: johnp.shanley

😏😉😜

#johnp.shanley #instagram #just saying #makes it happen #the devil works hard #knew it #range rover rodeo #photos with potatoes #bigfoot backyard bbq #any publicity is good publicity #public private romance #oracles of charmie #the universe speaks #mafalda always looks for signs #tales from the charmiesphere

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mafaldaknows · 11 months

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Anon, you would be right. But if this sham was all Timmy's doing dontchathink he would be a more active participant in it? Now I don't believe he had NO say in it. But c'mon...he was more visible during the Lily-Rose/Eiza shams! It seems like he doesn't want to do this one at all. One can only wonder why.😂

Hello, Anons:

Timmy did say in an interview that he would choose invisibility as his superpower if he could. It’s definitely in his wheelhouse.

Thanks for your comment. 👉🫥👈

#hello anon #timothée chalamet #kylie jenner #kyliegate #photos with potatoes #range rover rodeo #bigfoot backyard bbq #need not be present to win #his superpower #invisibility #mafalda needs a disco nap #tales from the charmiesphere

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mafaldaknows · 11 months

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Pillow Talk 🙄😂🤡🎪

At least you can see his face on this one.

#range rover rodeo #photos with potatoes #bigfoot backyard bbq #cryptozoological film footage #pillow talk #seriously though #clown show #verifiable #mafalda needs a disco nap #tales from the charmiesphere

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mafaldaknows · 8 months

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The Creepy Company

To wear at the next backyard BBQ 😂👀

#bigfoot’s love slave #bigfoot backyard bbq #just saying #the creepy company #serendipity #the universe giggles #mafalda always looks for signs #it’s business baby #blink twice if you need help

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mafaldaknows · 11 months

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Y'all have to stop victimizing Timmy and putting all the blame on his team. What if he's the one that decided to stunt with KJ for whatever personal reasons (not good ones obviously) ? Personally i believe that everything we've seen/read about it was exclusively Timmy's doing, and that includes the timing of every info DM posted about them, the articles about the car date, the new pics,... Basically Timmy lost it and this pr fuckery is his "revenge"...

Hello, Anon:

I thought I made that clear in my last response that he is the one ultimately responsible for managing how the public perceives him. Because he can always say no to the things that don’t align with his values.

Only time or Tim will tell.

Thanks for your comment. ✨⏳✨🤔🫤

PS: Add this to your Charmie playlist:

CAN’T KNOCK THE HUSTLE by Weezer

Hasta luego

Hasta luego, adiós

My manager's slacking so I gotta move quick

I'm lacking in natural gifts

I'm an ugly motherfucker, but I work hella' harder

And you can write a blog about it

Can't knock the hustle

Leave a five star review and I'll leave you one too

Can't knock the hustle

Hasta luego

Hasta luego, adiós

The future's so bright I gotta' poke my eyes out

Running up my credit cards

Sellin' lemonade by the side of the road

You see it all from where you are

Can't knock the hustle

Leave a five star review and I'll leave you one too

Can't knock the hustle

Hasta luego

Hasta luego, adiós

Hasta luego

Hasta luego, adiós

Don't step to me

Don't step to me, bitch

Now you can criticize me for anything

I ain't like them other boys

Higher education is the key to escape

But I never learned to roll a joint

Can't knock the hustle

Leave a five star review and I'll leave you one too

Can't knock the hustle

Hasta luego

Hasta luego, adiós

Hasta luego

Hasta luego, adiós

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Rivers Cuomo

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