#phone person

[hellothererer]

John and Tim? Whats with these basic names😭

We might as well call him bob

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #phone person #redactedverse #Tim is better then John

[morganpdf]

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye

#morgan.pdf #oh i forgot to tag SORRY </3 #suggestive // #i fucking SCRAMBLED for my phone. i read it and went 'that doesnt really say that does it' #havent checked this on desktop where i have shinigami eyes but this is breaching containment #if u reblog this post u acknowledge that trans people are sooooooo swag #yeah ok terfs are touching this post now. die 1000 deaths (shinigami eyes on for free blocklist<3) #5k #10k #20k #banger.pdf #edit: i only respect the person who tagged this with a transformers character. thats so funny holy shit

[bressynonym]

buzzzzzzzz

#just what is soap doing on that phone? #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #soap mactavish #soap call of duty #soap cod #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod modern warfare #i personally hate the mullet LMAO so ghost will be shaving all of that off : ) #bressymbols

[euniysu]

City Lights

[prints]

#jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #cassandra cain #kate kane #stephanie brown #babara gordon #batman #dc comics #dc art #dc universe #euni art #yeah tim and babs are on the phone to each other hah #shout out to the one person who caught that

[pretty--in--purple]

kabru as a psych student who KNOWS about ethics guidelines and KNOWS he's not qualified to make diagnostic statements and therefore spends every moment with laios grinding his teeth to dust because HOW DOES THIS MAN THINK HE'S NEUROTYPICAL!??!?!?

#like half a year into their friendship falin mentions that laios was clocked as autistic as a young kid but never officially diagnosed #and that he doesn't personally think he checks the boxes bc #'it's not an abnormal level of interest in animals EVERYONE cares that much about migration' #and kabru smashes his phone #laios: don't you just hate it when wearing a sweater gives you a headache? #kabru: i'm not a clinician i'm not a clinician i'm not a clinician- #based on my experience as an autistic psych student #kabru #kabru of utaya #laios touden #falin touden #<in tags only #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #labru

[nartothelar]

yeah

#drew this because I laughed when my sister dropped her phone and then immediately dropped my pencil in front of a #four person table next to us #submas #emmet #kudari #nobori #ingo #pokemon #pokemon fanart #fanart

[somerandomdudelmao]

Are you questioning your existence right now? Seeing how people starts to help out of blue? Can you feel it~? *dancing to the music*

IM QUESTIONING IT SO INTENSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA

#every time #EVERY TIME I THINK OKAY IM COLLECTED NOW #MY PHONE DOES BZZZ BZZZZ NEW DONATION ALERT #AND IM LOOZING MY MIND ALL OVER AGAIN JDNDBDJD #this whole time I was sitting here drawing the update #and like #every time my phone vibrated #my braing goes #holy fuck some person loves your silly pics THAT MUCH #HSHDBDJSKDNFGFJFKF

[hollow-head]

there's a joke that goes: NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but he was such a perfectionist he made them film it on location

(click on image to read at better resolution)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #mygoart #you might need to zoom in to read this one #please one person appreciate i looked up when push button phones were invented so crowley could be cutting edge

[soonhoonsol]

#tumblr polls #personal #pls rb once you vote!! #i wanna know which one wins so i can better tweak my gifs for that platform :) #mobile users: please drop what phone model you use in the tags #bc how are u able to use tumblr on mobile when the app is laggy as hell #it takes me three business days to reblog one gifset

[kai-o-tic]

First time in years that i actually draw mers in May XD

Sharkray Mer Ghost and Diver Soap

#kai o tic's art #ghostsoap #ghoap #soapghost #cod mw2 #mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #mermay 24 #pretty sure the quality went down because i had to download it from a personal server and then upload it from my phone #this botch is 43mb heavy and tumblr doesnt like anything heavier than 20mb

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

#serious post #ish #do i have tenure? is tumblr tenure a thing? #either way from here on out i am PHONING IT IN MY BABIES! #you get a reblogged post from 2021! you get a rebloggrd post! you get a reblogged post! #and you! get a piece of horrific fanart! that's been containly secured in the ask box since 2020 #and YES it contains the Grinch x Tony the Tiger in delicisio fragrantance #ps I lied there IS a small supply of Pizzazz left on the top shelf but i am hoarding it for my own personal use

[nerdylittleguy]

"we're on opposite sides!"

"we're on our side!"

#good omens 2 spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens #gabriel #good omens beelzebub #gabriel and beelzebub #gabriel x beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #I am going insane over the parallels between all the relationships in good omens #When Crowley mentioned Alpha Centuri I think something clicked for Aziraphale ngl #this show is making me go insane /pos #(mostly pos) #What media studies does to a person fr #Apologies for the horrendous photo quality they are screenshots from youtube videos bc I don't have prime on my phone </3 #And apologies if someone already said this #I realised this in the bath yesterday and had a genuine eureka moment

[xoxoemynn]

There's room in my blanket fort for anybody who wants to curl up in a ball and die. The door's the blue cushion. 💔

#ofmd #I've never wished more to have my friends in my phone be real friends in person

[spicyraeman]

certified mess

#waking up hungover at 4pm to your manager blowing up your phone #I like shart best when shes a total mess masquerading as a normal well put together person

[lyrashifts]

is anyone else excited to shift to a reality where phones don't exist? like i see people on tiktok and such giving advice for scripting phones and devices but i'm EXCITED to no longer have a phone. as convenient as they are i feel like they really take away from really connecting with people and, quite honestly, have really lowered my attention span (a big thank you to social media). like i'm not going to pretend i don't love my phone but i just feel like i'll be a much happier person once i don't have it with me for days if not months on end in the future.

#i understand people who disagree but this is just a personal opinion #like i'll be talking to people and they'll be looking at their phone and i just find it so rude?? #like i'm totally down to have no instant gratification and for people to just appear at my doorstep with no warning #shifting #reality shifting #reality shift #shiftblr #shifttok #marauders shifting #shifting ideas #shifting realities #shifting community #shifting motivation #shifted #shifters #shifting consciousness #shifting antis dni #shift #shifter #hogwarts dr

[babykittenteach]

🌼

#Ofmd #ed teach #inking things #I love this pink ink but have never been able to get phone to capture it correctly it is highlighter bubblegum in person #Fidget drawing because I can’t sleep baby