#peaches and plums motherfucker

[wolfnprey]

In Another Life, I Would Make You Stay

The Magicians, Quentin/Eliot, 3.1k, Gen (Read on ao3)

There's a series of taps against the door. Fear clogs up his throat for a moment as he stiffens, waiting. Did he get followed from Benedict's quarters?

After several seconds of silence, the taps start up again. 

It takes Quentin the third time around, when the taps are more insistent, for the rhythm to come to him. The tune to a lullaby in another life that put Teddy to sleep.

Clearing the thickness from his throat and using his sleeves to wipe his face dry, Quentin pulls himself off of the bed and to the door before the risk of approaching fairies gets any higher. Eliot's waiting anxiously on the other side, casting furtive glances down the hall. 

"Finally," Eliot says, relieved, and pushes right past Quentin into the room. He can't take his eyes off of the High King, the way he's returned to regalness in the high-end sleep clothes. While Quentin's seen Eliot in this form of natural elegance before, it still conflicts with the more recent memories of homemade peasant clothes that Quentin had seen him in for fifty years.

No. Not him. A different timeline version of him. One that, for all intents and purposes, doesn't exist past the memories that he's been granted.

Memories that Eliot made clear don't matter, here.

#my writing #the magicians #eliot waugh #queliot #quentin coldwater #consider it a christmas eve present #these two have consumed me #peaches and plums motherfucker

[djeterg19]

Sometimes my Magicians rage is brought back by stupidity I see on Twitter...look do not watch the Magicians unless you would enjoy seeing a depressed bisexual basically commit suicide by showrunners that think that was a HEROIC ending and also never get to see or say goodbye to his male lover who he spent an entire season trying to get back from being possessed

#the magicians #magicians hate #god i loved that show so much for three and a half seasons #peaches and plums motherfucker

[lunaraindrop]

Steddie prompt: mosaic.

Oh God, this one is so hard for me! See, I *see* Steddie, but my heart and muses scream "QUELIOT!!!!"

I'm afraid this isn't really filling the prompt. I just see Steve's mom coming in from wherever she and Steve's dad have been. Alone. Steve loves it when it is just he and his mom. His asshole of a dad puts a damper on everything. His mom has to practically babysit him (haha, they are alike in some ways) because he makes terrible financial choices.

She takes Steve on a drive in her Convertible, like she used to when he was a kid. The wind flies through their hair. He hasn't had this much fun with his mom since before '83. She takes him to her favorite Greek restaurant, and they eat outside on the patio, surrounded by beautiful mosaics.

Things take a more serious turn when she tells him that she and his father have heard rumors from town that Steve and one Eddie Munson are in a romantic relationship. Steve is so scared to lose his mom, but he is brave and tells her that, yes, he loves Eddie and they are together.

She is quiet, but doesn't seem mad. She actually has a tiny smile on her face and starts talking about the pretty tiles in the artwork. Mystified, Steve listens, waiting on bated breath if he is going to be disowned and have enough time to get his Farrah Fawcett spray and nailbat out of the house.

She then says something like, "I had two grandfathers, you know." He's like, "Yeah...?" Because most people have two sets of grandparents.

She's like, "No no, Steve. I mean that they were *together*. Married, even."

Steve is floored.

"Married?!"

She shrugs. "Well, it isn't legal here, but Grandad Q and Papa Eliot did not exactly follow the law. I think your Eddie would have liked them."

"How did I not know about this?!"

"Well, it is a bit of a taboo subject. People don't understand."

Steve was understanding why his dad wasn't there.

"Like...Dad?"

She sighs, but nods. "Like Dad."

Steve prepares himself again. What he hears next isn't what he expected, but god,he was so excited. Shocked, but excited.

"That's why I have left your father, and I've hired Sue Sinclair to be my divorce attorney."

After that, Steve takes his mom to the trailer park. His posh mother got along swimmingly with his metal head boyfriend. She and Wayne became good friends before becoming in laws.

As for Sue? She took Mr. Harrington to the cleaners.

Sorry this isn't an actual fic, Nonny 🤷‍♀️ I hope you like it anyway

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #answered #luna is a writer #queliot #peaches and plums motherfucker

[agentofsunlight]

i unintentionally ended up getting both peaches and plums at the same time from my CSA box and am having a mental breakdown

#peaches and plums motherfucker #the magicians #queliot

[kath-trashh]

sorry that i’m missing kady and julia it was 4 am

#my art #the magicians #lev grossman #quentin coldwater #eliot waugh #alice quinn #margo hanson #penny adiyodi #improvement hell #this show ruined my life #cant believe this shit #peaches and plums motherfucker…!!

[simonstamenovic]

cant stress enough that he recognizes the fireball spell from dnd and is autistic and is my love and and and and

#peaches and plums... motherfucker /: #outgoing transmission #haha eliot kinnie moment sorry thot abt it again got ill. #ohhh the episode where. god us it the bottle episode? wah. whatever dieeee

[theblurrinessofbeingalive]

You ever think about how the last time Quentin and Eliot actually spoke to each other (besides the 20 second peaches-and-plums-motherfucker-I’m-alive-in-here exchange) was at the end of season 3?

Like, Quentin spoke to the monster in Eliot’s body. Eliot spoke to memory-Quentin. But in reality, they went into the castle at the end of the world and pretty much never never saw each other again.

Anyway I’m going to chew glass.

#the magicians #quentin coldwater #eliot waugh #queliot

[flowersosa]

Sometimes I think of Elliot and Quentin, for what the were and could have been if the writers were patient, and actually told their story.

Peaches and Plums motherfucker.

A line; that without context means nothing, but means the world to two men encapsulated in their own tragedy, yet undeniably and irrevocably in love.

#gay #the magicians #magicians #quentin coldwater #peaches and plums #Elliot #elliot waugh #queliot #hale appleman #jason ralph #quentin x eliot #these homos are so traumatized and self righteous #martyr complex #they need therapy #i need milk

[respectthepetty]

This is random I follow you for the BL content but I just saw your Magicians posts and SAME like no show ever betrayed me like this show did, to the point I gave up on it completely and never went back. Thinking of queliot still fills me with both joy and rage to this day lmao. What a nonsense waste.

@inrainbowz, I'm a sucker for a monster taking over a character and a person he loves having to find a glimpse of him within that monster.

Like the Nogitsune plot in Teen Wolf when STILES STABBED SCOTT, yet Scott still knew his friend was somewhere in there and didn't want to hurt Stiles even though he could have killed him.

Because Stiles had saved Scott before when Scott was going to kill himself but Stiles brought his friend back by reminding him of all the good memories between them (SEASON 3 SUPREMACY!).

So of course I was going to love when everyone believed Eliot was gone, only for Quentin to know his friend was still alive in his body hiding from the Monster.

And right when he was ready to kill the Monster believing even if Eliot was still in there, he was suffering, Eliot came through BECAUSE OF HIS LOVE FOR QUENTIN!

WHO GETS PROOF OF CONCEPT LIKE THAT?!

So no matter how many times these shows do me dirty, I will always be a sucker over seeing the person you love turn into a monster, but loving him anyways. Seeing the body of the one person who your soul calls to become the villain, yet still believing that somewhere in there is good. That somewhere in there is the person who would fight to save you if the roles were reversed. And the love between you two being the thing to save you both.

*sobbing* peaches and plums, motherfucker

#the magicians #queliot #teen wolf #sciles #loving a monster #loving the villain #seeing the beauty hiding inside #I'm gonna be stuck here for a minute #it's been ten years since season 3 of teen wolf and I'M STILL THERE #five years since A Life in the Day and I'M STILL THERE! #never getting over them #they are a crucial part of me now #they have shaped me #they rewired my brain #they are a core part of my personality #crying in the club

[owlshoes]

labor of love~

peaches and plums, motherfucker

the mosaic from a day in the life in quilt form

#the magicians #a day in the life #quentin coldwater #eliot waugh #queliot #quilt #sewing

[lunaraindrop]

Please please please please tell me you're going to continue to write Queliot stories and hopefully update In Search of Plums . Please please please 🥺😭🥺🥺

The truth is...it fell into such a depression and writer's block when the pandemic hit. And, tbh...I didn't really think anyone really cared about my writing.

(I'm very much a Q.)

But, you know what? If you want it, you got it! 💜 It might take me a while, but I haven't given up on it. It's just been put on a self, and I have followed where inspiration struck (Steddie) But I haven't stop loving Quentin Coldwater, or Eliot Waugh. I still think they deserve a happily ever after.

I need something from you, though. Darling nonny, you're going to have to discuss things with me. Get the cogs in my brain turning, making things spark again. ✨️

You can email me @ [email protected]

Peaches and Plums, motherfucker. I'm still in the game

#answered #luna is a writer #peaches and plums motherfucker #queliot #quentin coldwater #eliot waugh

[e-munson666]

Just Us Three (2)

++Jamie Bower x Joseph Quinn x Actress!Reader++

(Immediately following pt1, the boys show you how much they want you after the press party, making it clear you should be with them)

Warnings ⚠️: 18+, poly relationship, smut, language, soft dom Jamie, soft dom Joe. Fingering, oral, penetration mentioned. A/N: sorry this took so long, I got really behind

Taglist: @katsukis1wife @generalhideoutangel @lanamurphystan @peaches-and-plums-motherfucker @eddiemunson17 @jazzymariexoxoc @neonlokai @motomamita @xx-whoringrove-xx @sparks363 @welcometomymadteaparty @jamiesbowerswife @eddieloverforever @steamystrangerfics @fanfictionvibes @procastinatingbitch @fallingforunrealisticromance @feltonswifesworld87 @niragis-right-hand-rabbit @j4to6786 @shazzie33 @hellfire-fan-club

Pt1

🖤Lady Hellfire🖤

As soon as the boys got you alone in their hotel room, they were all over you. Pinning you between them as they moved hastily to remove your clothes and theirs. Once everyone was left only in their underwear, Joseph picked you up and carried you to the bedroom, Jamie close behind.

"Joseph, I can't believe we've waited this long to get this goddess into our arms" Jamie cooed, kissing up your arm as Joe sat you on the bed, caressing your thigh. You kept looking between the two men before you, lust burning in your eyes.

"Oh I know love" he responds to Jamie, then turning to you, "we've been after you for awhile princess" he says, placing a long kiss to your lips.

"Joe" you whimpered, feeling his hand meet your clothed pussy, your body jerked forward into his touch, arousal seeping through the lace of your panties.

"Oh Jamie, she's dripping" Joe teased, spreading your legs so Jamie got a good view of the wet patch of your underwear. Jamie let out a deep groan and bit his lip in response.

Joe slid the fabric to the side, and drug one of his fingers over your wet core. He pulled his finger away, glistening in your slick, and quickly stuck the digit in his mouth, groaning at your taste.

"Jamie you've gotta taste her" Joe says, quickly running the same finger down your core again, and this time sticking his finger into Jamies mouth. Jamie quickly grabbed joes wrist, moaning onto his finger as he swirled his tongue around, lapping up every bit of your taste.

"Fuckin hell" Jamie gasped as he finally pulled away. He grabbed the back of Josephs hair and pulled him into a rough kiss, your juices swirling around on their tongues as their lips melted together.

You watched in awe at the two men in front of you, arousal pooling from you once more. You took one of your own fingers and circled around your clit as you watched them manhandle each other as they made out.

A soft moan came from you as you played with yourself, causing the boys to break away from their kiss, and gape at you. "Oh sweetheart, did you like that?" Jamie teased, chuckling as you nod.

"Our girl is dirty Joe" he says to the brunette, reaching down to replace your fingers with his. A loud moan escapes your lips as Jamie shoves two fingers into you, shushing you as he slowly pushed in and out.

Joe was in the other side of you, boxers down, roughly fucking his own fist as he watched. You look over at Joe, watching his brow furrow while he pleasured himself. You gently put your hand over his, and moved it away from this throbbing erection.

Joseph gasped as you leaned down to take him into your mouth, causing a groan to come from Jamie as well. "So needy" he teased, eyes shifting between the two of you.

"Fuck Jamie, she feels so good" Joe whined, gripping his hand into your hair. "Yeah love? Tell me about it"

"Her lips....ar...are so soft.....so...warm..." Joe sputtered, feeling his climax coming fast. Before Joe could chase his release Jamie pulled your mouth off of him, replacing it with his own. You watched as Jamie finished off the brunette, hands wandering over each others body as they moaned into each other.

As Joe finished in Jamies mouth, they both turned to look at you, eyes blown out in lust.

"Dont be jealous sweetheart, have a taste" Jamie says before grabbing your cheeks, forcing your mouth open so he could spit some of Joseph's cum on your tongue." You moaned at the taste before swallowing it down, eyes rolling back in your head at how dirty this was.....and how much you loved it.

The men were wide eyed in awe at the sight of you, seeing the girl they've wanted be as filthy as they were alone together made them feral.

"Thats enough teasing" Jamie announced, grabbing your panties and yanking them off. Him and Joe made eye contact after seeing your pussy for the first time, biting their lips at each other and smirking.

"Who do you want first baby girl" Jamie cooed, undoing your bra, leaving your angelic form completely exposed to them. They had both removed their boxers, as their eyes traced up and down your body.

You looked between the two beautiful, naked men in front of you, heart fluttering as you saw the lust they had for you in their eyes.

"Joe" you squeaked, grabbing at the brunettes chest.

Joseph let out a loud chuckle before quickly sliding himself between your legs, dragging his throbbing cock between your pussy lips.

"Did you hear that Jamie, she wants me first" Joseph teases the blonde, while slowly pushing his tip into you.

"Dont be crass Joseph" Jamie jokes, stepping behind him, laying kisses down his back as Joe thrust his full length into you. "Lets just give our baby girl the night of her life" Jamie continued, causing a loud moan to come from Joe and you.

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A/N: I'm sorry again this took so long. I have never wrote MLM content before so I wanted to make sure I did the best that I could to represent a more realistic poly situation than some of the other "love trios" I've written.

Comment for taglist!!

#fanfic #stranger things #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn x actress!reader #joseph x reader #joseph quinn #jamie bower x reader #jamie bower x actress!reader #jamie campbell bower #jamie bower #jamie campbell x reader #throuple #love trio #jamie bower smut #joe quinn smut

[yourtinseltinkerbell]

do you sometimes occasionally think about Quentin writing the letter to Margo that says "You should know we led good, full lives" and need to lie down lol? good full livesssssssssss :'( :') :'( :') :'(

anon, that's my BATTLE CRY.

THEY LED GOOD, FULL LIVES. "IT REALLY WAS [BEAUTIFUL]." THEY WANTED TO DO IT AGAIN. "PEACHES AND PLUMS, MOTHERFUCKER."

#anonymous #the magicians

[fandork]

(through tears) p-peaches and plums, motherfucker.

#so this doesn't fit the anniversary prompt #but happy(??) 5 years to 3x05 anyway! #the magicians #queliot #quentin coldwater #eliot waugh #happyanniversaryqueliot #happy anniversary queliot #my art

[telumendils]

THE MAGICIANS + Favorite Episodes ↳ 4x05: Escape From the Happy Place

Peaches and plums, motherfucker! I’m alive in here. 

#the magicians #themagiciansedit #magiciansedit #margo hanson #julia wicker #fen waugh #eliot waugh #alice quinn #quentin coldwater #tv #tvedit #bee makes. #fave magicians. #blood tw

[cpmhew]

it causes me agony to see eliot's & quentin's faces in the "peaches and plums motherfucker" scene. i am in actual pain when everyone starts reblogging those gifsets!! not saying anyone needs to stop doing it (obviously) but i literally cannot look at that raw emotion & hope & love & vulnerability.... it altered my brain chemistry and it causes me psychic damage every time i see it.

#hale & jason owe me money for my therapy bills #i can't even joke that i'm normal about this i am so not okay!!!! #Feelings #tm #cp