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Yippiee

world's happiest worm

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this is random as fuck but i personally think your art would taste like brownies idk why i just think of brownies when i see your masterpieces 🧍‍♀️

i think masterpiece is a bit far but thanks :)

and, tbh, i don't really have brownies enough to be able to recall exactly what they taste like, but i'll get one today just to see the hype

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I like how your profile pic is staring deep into my soul. Really causes my soul to shake and warm my heart through terrified friction.🥰

im glad i can invoke such a horror and terror in you.

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Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Do you play sims 4?

You ask, as if i do not have 11,102 hours of playtime on that fucking game lol

#DO I PLAY THE SIMS?? #do i breathe? #thats roughly 462.6 days btw #straight #of just the sims

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Would you eat me if I was a worm? I would.

I need you...

to look at my account...

and tell me what you think my answer would be.

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You knew.?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

the whole time.

and i loved you anyways.

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Would you love me if I was a worm?

are...

are you not one already?

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I somehow got roped into dance

My whole knee is bruised

oof

i used to do dance as a kid. stopped for a reason. not athletic in the slightest. my deepest sympathies to you, my friend

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New pfp is cool

tyyy :3 you're very nice to say so

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my science teacher came in on world book day in a set of armour that he, very clearly, wears often.

and it's real armour. like not foam or anything. this man wore a chainmail and plate armour set into a school building, went 'was gonna wear my other one but it was too heavy' and started talking about the scar he has in the back of his throat from someone putting a sword in his mouth.

I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

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aaron lycan

#mostly for aar/zoe/mau but also works for aar/gar/lar/mau #aphmau #aphblr #aphverse

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fr.

even if people don't hc him as fat during mcd/mys they have to know it's his fate, eventually. he is destined for fatness. look at him.

still can't believe some ppl complain when I hc garroth fat. how do u not see bear

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pfp change :3

going back to my bug-eyed roots.

#i draw my eyes HUGE usually #the only time i didn't was for my old pfp but #i am a bit of a bug-eye so i just love drawing my eyes huge idk what to tell you.

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OMG LOST MEDIA SONG?

haha

no

vintage porn

#this is a reference to recent online events

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Maybe I should draw me in goth makeup…

Hmmm