James and Reggie doing that tiktok trend where two people are walking and the camera pans back and forth between them.
James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Regulus is already hopelessly and completely in love with me before it even starts."
Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James is going to be compared to the sun."
James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course there's going to be background wolfstar, dorlene, and rosekiller"
Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius and I are going to start speaking French and James and Moony are going to get horribly turned on."
James: *points phone down at his feet* "Wait, can you do that right now?"
Regulus: *off screen* "No James, we're in the middle of making a video."
James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reggie is going to slip up and accidently call me James after calling me "Potter" for the last 40 chapters."
Regulus: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Sirius is going to go crazy as soon as he finds out me and James are together."
James: "It's a Jegulus fic, of course Reg can't swim."
Regulus: *points the camera down to his feet* "James, what the fuck, that was a low blow."
Regulus: *with revenge in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course James and my brother have a ridiculously unhealthy obsession and codependency with one another"
James: *with love in his eyes* "It's a Jegulus fic, of course I love my star so much that I would live, die, or kill for him"
Regulus: *drops the phone, only their feet can be seen as he runs to James* "Tu vas payer pour m'avoir fait rougir, chéri"
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Ive seen other people do tmnt au posts even though they're not competing, so....
OH NO!!! IT APPEARS KRAANG!LEO IS LOST WITHIN THE @tmntaucompetition !!!
ft. @overthinkingspark-blue 's bettle Leo & @tizeline 's sep!Donnie. Don't look too closely at them I made this panel in 15 minutes in the notes app <3
Someone please direct him to the nearest chair/empty corner; he's about to pass out, throw up, or both. He probably needs some water, too, if anyone has it.
This is a spiritual successor to this joke post I made recently
This is also actually a version of him way later than he is currently in the comic, but I thought it'd be more fun this way <3 it seems that the eyes aren't the only thing wrong with him now.....
Meanwhile, in the lost & found corner .....
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i just wanted to complain about a music player app throwing screen-covering ads at me, and I guess Santa also disliked the change as well.
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Eddie post a video telling Steve that he’s being cancelled on Tiktok and Steve is just like, “You- a subscription???”
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I love calling anything that can be sourced back to tiktok or covid a societal issue. Like, are you really going to tell me that the app which, according to a 2022 Pew survey, 2/3 of people under 25 preferred to any other form of media and the global pandemic that disrupted the world did not and are not causing society shifts and damage. You can’t.
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so LOL my new job completely fucked me over and scammed me by telling me i'd work 20 hours a week immediately, then saying they won't have proper availability for a few more weeks, now saying they can barely give me hours at all, IF ANY, for the foreseeable future.
well my life goes on and continues to include expenses even as i try to apply for new jobs
in the meantime well my poetry books are still for sale!
you can get them for as little as 1 dollar or customize the amount to anything! PLEASE THEYRE NOT BAD- (INSERT REVIEWS HERE) the site is perfectly safe to buy from and v easy!
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Daddy's is a beautiful morning I'm fuckig wet as fuck for fun 💦
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