anyways im funnier news i had a lotor dream and it's funnier bc like
i don't ever remember my dreams well, but trazodone For Some Reason makes them fucking wild + being sick also generally makes them Weird
so tell me why i had a dream about my boy and he BIT ME IN THE NECK LIKE A CAT while we were both in wedding dresses. i don't think we were getting married i think it was For A Bit
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@gazelessmenagerie [ mauga ] // tfw when the plan backfires --!
As always, disruption followed closely on the heels of Mauga's approach, not realising how much he valued quietness until the other man had taken it away with his stomping steps. With rear remaining parked on a stool, the sudden, and somewhat jarring rearrangement of his desk elicits a drawn out exhale from Miguel rather than a shout, spine and shoulders gradually straightening as he sets the test tube and tongs he'd been grasping down on his lap.
"Mauga, I'm not interested in--" Attempting to protest, his efforts appeared to go unheard, or worse, were simply ignored, as the Samoan's large arms reach towards his form with such speed that it caught the Spider completely off-guard. Not even a quick step backwards had any chance of improving his odds as Mauga seemed to keep pace with him, his thick arms locking his own limbs against his sides as, with a blur of movement, the man hauled him off his feet and tossed Miguel over a shoulder.
Bucking immediately from the gesture, a mixture of English and Spanish expletives bore into the giant's ear as Mauga whisked them away to the scene of the crime, a feat that Miguel himself had perpetrated, though was seemingly denied the credit for pulling off. "What are yammering on about, will you just put me down--" Another lift and sharp twist of movement cuts the geneticist off mid-rant, elevated against his will, feeling rather than seeing Mauga lift him off his shoulder and into the air above his head.
"Wait! Don't tell me you're going to--!" Shifting tracks, Miguel started to croak a completely different tune as he caught on to what the big guy was intending to do, a realisation that triggered a shout of alarm to well up from the depths if his lungs as broad arms pulled the Spider backwards over Mauga's head. "Don't-- Stop This at onc--" Parting with what could potentially be his last words, it was all that Miguel managed to add as he felt Mauga's fingers dig into his arms as he took aim and threw, tossing the brown-haired male at the ceiling, and towards certain doom...
...Except that's not quite how events unfolded, for, beneath the shouts that ripped forth from Miguel's chest, he did not end up smashing his face against the ceiling, as his worst fears had convinced him to believe, but rather, he clung to it, thanks to the reflexive reactions of his clawed hands and feet, instincts covering for the gap where rational thinking had been stalled by fears felt. Now anchored firmly in place, it takes the passing of a few seconds before Miguel could muster the courage to open his eyes, bearing witness to an inverted view of the room's interior for the first time.
Head sent spinning from this new perspective, he had seldom the opportunity, nor in truth, the desire, to test the scope of his abilities, let alone in a forced manner like this. But, regardless of preference, only one thought rose to dominate all others, finding a voice, as well as volume as he denounced Mauga for his reckless behaviour.
"You're INSANE!!! You could've killed me, you bastard!"
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Britains Boob fest seems quite mid honestly, Britomart could be from a generic isekai or a C-tier erotic game
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Tell if anything happens, going to chat to some old friends, just in case that sorcerer guy doesn't work out. Also going because I'll just end up swearing at people at this rate. Which prooobably won't help you know π¬
oooo old friends, look at u go. go get em, tiger
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Also i feel like i should tell the truth - ive drawn like 500 purple hazes a day sincd the last post on reasonablydrawn-purplehaze. I love drawing the big guy! Hes a part of me now!
But I just dont post them - the drawings never got much attention, so what was the point of cleaning everything up to be "presentable", of finding some reason to justify why I drew haze shopping. Now i just draw haze shopping, and keep it to myself.
Will the haze blog ever go back to the activity it had? Norpe. That time is long gone. But Hazey is still important to me, and I still draw him lots, if that brings some relief to your heart that I have ever abandoned him. I could never.
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