#orrr they don’t

[rosenallies]

I do wonder how Nymphia figures out that Jane wants her (and I'd like to believe she figures it out before Jane is three fingers deep)

You would think, right?😩😩I feel like there’d be a point where Jane gets like mad about how oblivious she is and takes it as she’s not interested so Jane distances herself more than before until nymphia’s like …what’s going on? Why are you avoiding me? And then Jane just spills gets all mad and says it’s because nymphia’s not into her the way that Jane’s into her 😩

#then perhaps comes the three fingers deep #right there in the office bathroom #or um they wait like good professionals #and go home #orrr they don’t

[agentc0rn]

BB Academy League Champion Kieran has challenged you to a battle!

#the teal mask #pokemon dlc #pokemon sv #pokemon fanart #kitakami #trainer kieran #kieran pokemon #rival kieran #the indigo disk #the hidden treasure of area zero #I was listening to battle against a true hero remix and made me drew this #don’t know why it reminded me of Kieran #I guess it’s the inevitable encounter with him again in blueberry academy and we hold an epic battle #Orrr cause of the determination. That’s it #my art

[whumpy-wyrms]

just spent 4 hours building Anton’s lab in minecraft and i’m done and it’s soooo cool you guys it’s just like how i imagined (obviously as close as i could get cuz it’s minecraft). gonna build Anton’s cabin above it next but i’ll probably post screenshots of the lab tomorrow so you guys can actually see how i imagine it (cuz it’s hard for me to draw it). if anyone wants to join my world and explore it (bedrock edition only, sorry) feel free to message me!!! like seriously i don’t bite!!!! i love playing minecraft with people :DDD

#ALSO i don’t have school tomorrow YIPPEE!!!! #anyway it’s so cool guys i did redstone for the lights so they can turn on and off #like Dew’s room is there… THE VENTS!!! i’m making the vents too #it’s so silly i can pretend hahaha i can pretend to be Antonnn orrr his test subject #locked myself into Dew’s room just for funsies. yep #kiiinda wish i built this on a different world or on java edition but whatever #i’m playing on my ipad idgaf #i love this game #wyrms says stuff #alsoooo my goal was to get chapter 14 posted on saturday but then i got distracted with uhhhh a picrew im making and minecraft #oh yeah i’m making a picrew #complete impulse decision but it’s Happening now and it might take a few months #but i’m gonna add soooo many easter eggs of mine and my friends’ ocs #i’m soo eepy #man i hope my room survives. in the next few days we’ll find out if we have to completely demolish it or not #/hj #will answer some asks tomorrow they’ve been piling up #oopsie

[diari0deglierrori]

Ok guess I’ll watch it

So true (in a good way)

Poetic cinema

SO TRUE

#first one is not the same movie btw #I just got it recently because I usually enjoy movies from this director and was curious to see reviews #3/5 #welp #given what they say about movies I did enjoy I don’t trust them #I mean 3/5 is not that bad right? #now I need to figure out if I really liked that movie just because I was too depressed and needed an escape and that did the job #orrr if I actually like it #I hated the main character but loved to see him suffer perhaps #he didn’t deserve any of the women he was with #also the lesbians were badly written me think but also Cécile…. damn #but overall the movie really made me escape at the time and frankly…voilà

[forbidden-interlude]

When men don’t like you anymore, they’ll just start being mean lol

#tell her I don’t like her anymore #orrr #start acting weird distant and unkind #and men will choose the latter without question 😭 #and of course he pursued me #because their real intent is to have you confined in a psychiatric facility

[mattodore]

seeing them side by side is so sexy

#river dipping #didn’t really notice until now but the colors for their blogs compliment each other well #anyway… eye am going to go write <3 #spent some time reading and a bit of time on here #but my goal today is to get some writing done and then i want to get to editing this mattodore screenshot i took #i wanna give it the full treatment so it’ll take me a bit probably #but if i have no luck with either of them then i want to either get in-game and take more screenshots orrr get in blender for a new pose 🧑‍ #i just really want to create something today while my eyes are okay and my mood is good #i did decide to take a break from the oc question prompts i mentioned in one of those asks i answered a few days ago #i might scrap it tbh… idk should i share some parts… i did actually get like 1k of writing done on each doc. for mattodore but idk. #i just wasn’t feeling it i don’t think #so i’m going to find a new set today! #…if you see me on here again in anything less than two hours pleaseeeeeee yell at me !! that is not enough time to have written anything !!

[toadsrbutch]

it is undeniable that many cops are trained in "counterterrorism" and "crowd control" in the us, please don’t deny that. it is an important factor in recognizing how our oppressions are intertwined and they build upon each other. not a dogwhistle, in fact i first heard about it from tasha kaminsky in her article on the adl for +972 mag.

I’ve never denied that cops actively are trained in suppressing and violently attacking people, we’ve seen it so much in recent years with the brutality people have faced by police at BLM protests (and earlier). honestly it felt like one of those cases where the tweet at hand didn’t capture the big picture that all of these entities feed into each other and benefit each other. sorry if this is incoherent but hopefully it gets the point across.

#mental illness is acting up and my mind isn’t super clear so I apologize if any of this is incoherent #plus I don’t know if this is directed at me or the other anon so I don’t know if my words and thoughts are being misunderstood orrr what 🫠

[angellfuckdolll]

I love mass reporting your account ....wait for this one to get terminate

WHAT COUKD I HAVE DONE TO HAVE U THISSS MAD

#like huhhhh😭 #i’m just some random girl #don’t u like have a job or sum u should focus on #don’t y have some money to make orrr

[fantarain]

thinking about how god awful and messy evil xisuma’s room was in season 8. what do you think helsknight’s room would look like

#I’m unsure how clean it’d actually be but I feel like it’d be kind of.. royal #he sees himself as all high and mighty so that translates to his room #well. I don’t know if he ACTUALLY likes himself but he acts overconfident like that #I imagine a lot of gold. probably a really big bed #maybe some medieval vibes. being a knight and all #a lot for me to think of #I think he’s decently well off in helsverse #I’m just making up lore at this point #hermitcraft #evil xisuma #helsknight #ALSO where do you think he lives in the helsverse! is there like apartments orrr

[girlsonic]

YAAAY MUTUAL IS PLAYING BATTLE YAAAAY

#RUNNING IN CICRCLES #EVERYBODY PLAY BATTLE NEEOOWWWWW it’s very easy to emulate and cheat if u don’t want to deal w the actual gameplay #ORRR WATCH IT IDK !!!!! i love battle

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

*

#okay should racer harry be an F1 racer orrr? #bc at first I said drag racer #but I don’t know #i know absolutely nothing about stuff like this #so ig let me know #f1 racer #right? #anyways #racer!harry #Harry styles

[diari0deglierrori]

Is someone available to fake date me around January-March ? I’m not sure I want to tenir la chandelle around not one but two couples

#it’s still under discussion but it could happen and I don’t know how I’ll manage that #help #orrr guess I’ll just be the nanny #idc I miss my nephew anyway I won’t mind taking care of him for a while #but still if someone hates themselves enough to accept my proposition I’m all ears

[forbidden-interlude]

My biggest secret is I actually really like the whole Netflix and chill thing, like ppl say it gives low effort and lazy , I agree but I still like it. HOWEVER, I pretend not to only because you give a man an inch and they take a mile.

#like yeah I’d love to come over and watch movies and do adult things #but what’s gonna happen after this #no more dates orrr #like I really gotta think about it #lemme be very clear #I like dates #but I like having that as an option #I’m not saying keep me cooped up! #I just don’t do it in the early stages

[cynical-ghost]

SECRETS OUT

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Female!motocross!Reader

Genre: Fluffy, Social media-smau

Warning(s): translated French, language? Use of Y/N

A/N: So this is my first post on here, I’m open to constructive criticism. I hope you enjoy, Stay hydrated xoxo

Synopsis: Charles and you soft launch your relationship - fc: multiple

Y/nforeal

Liked by charles_leclerc, yourbff, lilymhe and 654,583 others

Y/nforeal get yourself a guy that buys you flowers🌹

User1 since when was mother in a relationship🥲

User2 is this my new father?

Yourbff you two make me feel extremely single😭🩷

User3 tell us who he is!!

Y/nforeal Dw baby, you still my #1🩷🔥🩷🔥

Yourbff Love youuuu xoxo

User4 Who are we going to rant to about being lonely now…

User5 Mother has turned to the dark side😔

User6 this is sickening… carry on

User7 father??

User8 so we not gunna talk about the first pic?

User9 ikr like it’s only the start, I’m scared of what’s to come🤭

lilymhe ugh it’s a male

alex_albon ???

Y/nforeal Gf, I have an idea…

lilymhe…go on…

Y/nforeal right so, me, you white dresses=wives…???

lilymhe 💍💍

alex_albon tf just happed?

User10 so does this mean he’s an F1 driver?

charles_leclerc

liked by Y/nforeal, carlossainz55, pierregasly and 2,098,485 others

charles_leclerc so how is everyone doing?

User7 now what is this…

User11 twt is bout to go crazy😃

User2 Y/n in the likes?

User14 who’s Y/n

User2 Y/n L/n is a motocross racer, you should check her out

User14 thanks 🙏

Y/nforeal now who took that pic🤔

charles_leclerc I don’t know, I think she was a crazy fan

Y/nforeal 😃😒

User3 oh so this is happening rn

User4 you see it too?

User3 oh I see it alright…

User15 you guys are dululu..

Y/nforeal

liked by charles_leclerc, georgerussell63, yourbff and 743,982 others

Y/nforeal My back arched like a cat...😏🏍️

User1 that is so sick

User5 I can hardly do whips yet😭

Y/nforeal keep working, you’ll get there eventually🩷

User5 Omg ty, I love you so much!

Yourbff I’m still the cool one😁

Y/nforeal you sure about that?

Yourbff Fine, that pic makes you look cooler that normal😒

Y/nforeal love you to🩷

charles_leclerc 😏

carlossainz55 mate…wtf

Y/nforeal 🫡

User6 is this confirmation orrr..

User7 let him cook

charles_leclerc

liked by Y/nforeal, carlossainz55, yourbff and 2,095,985 others

charles_leclerc the not so secret secret, je t'aime ma chère❤️💐(I love you my darling)

Y/nforeal I love you more❤️🫶

User7 I FUCKING KNEW IT!

User2 I waited a while for this one

oscarpiastri Lando is asking to be unblocked

charles_leclerc🫡

Y/nforeal 🫡

landonorris FINALLY I AM FREE FROM MY RESTRAINTS 🙌

Y/nforeal you know why you were restricted

landonorris I do not!

oscarpiastri You can’t help your self when you start gossiping you can’t stop🤐

charles_leclerc what he said^

Y/nforeal

liked by charles_leclerc, yourbff, landonorris and 986,367 others

Y/nforeal does this mean I get to be horny for this man on main?😏

charles_leclerc come back to bed😏

carlossainz55 there are children present..

landonorris I am children

oscarpiastri ^^^

#f1 x reader #f1 #charles leclerc #charles leclerc smau #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #charles leclerc x female reader #f1 smau

[vanderilnde]

HELLO HELLO HI!!! just read your butcher!simon and i’m. in LOVE??? maybe you could continue about reader like. keeps running into him at the Worst Times (running late going somewhere looking like shit, barely awake or crying in the elevator idk LOL) and he’s just like 🤨🤨??? OR reader tries to make small talk with him since they usually get off work at the same time but simon being simon he’s just like. hm. or grunts HE’S TRYING! BUT HE’S JUST a bit socially inept… oRRR reader bakes and had some leftovers and decides to give extras to simon and he’s like. Okay . and pretends that he’s not amused but secretly loves it SO CUTE AAGHH can’t think of anything else but penny for your thoughts? teehee LOVE YOUR WORKKK

ARGHHHH socially inept butcher!simon is so cute. i wanna build a shrinking machine and zap him with it and fossilise him in amber <3

-

Dusk has eclipsed Manchester, draping a greyscale blanket over the city by the time you enter the laundry room with a hamper tucked under your arm.

That was fifteen minutes ago. And since then, you’ve been trying to get the damn washing machine to work.

It’s an old hunk of junk. Repurposed scrap metal with duct tape lining its corners and a dog-eared note hanging above it, reading, Do Not Overload! in crude writing.

You bend your thumb into the start button for the umpteenth time, but it’s fruitless. The feeble machine rumbles to life, sputtering, then has its embers killed as it fails to continue running.

You angrily huff. Your eye bags are as laden as your muscles, heavy and weighed down with the stress of everything piling up. Job hunting; the constant maintenance your neglected flat needs; the abrasive attitude of your new neighbours.

Fleetingly, you consider moving back home. But before the rumination snatches you, you snuff it out with a swift, irritable kick to the drywall next to you, your toes bending with the impact, the pain crawling up your marrow.

“Bit uncalled for, don’t you think?” Chimes from behind you, and you swirl around, coming face-to-mask with Simon. You hope he can’t see your dewy waterline.

“Don’t believe that wall ever did nothin’ to ya,” he tacks on.

The cellophane of the plastic bag he holds—which you presume carries his laundry—crinkles as he clenches his hand. He’s swathed in sweatpants and a compression shirt, slick with a wisp of sweat, and lets his curls sit freely, its tint somewhere on the threshold between rustic cocoa and gilded blonde.

Simon’s words belatedly catch up to you. You heed his attempt at a playful inflection, unsure if it was meant for you or for him, and flush when you see how expectantly, and bluntly, he’s eyeing you.

You listlessly gesture to the washing machine. “It isn’t working.”

His grunt is prefatory. Simon walks towards the machine, poises a fist over it, and brings his hand down on it in three, sparse punches.

The machine coughs out exhaust, then burgeons into a smooth run.

“Not broken,” Simon grumbles, his words barely lucid beneath his Manchester lilt, “just fucking old.”

“I see,” you mumble, “thanks.”

Simon steps back and begins unloading his own laundry. He stuffs wads of clothing, all imbued with blood and the scent of meat, into another machine.

A pinprick of gluttony tugs your stomach. To say something, anything, to keep the conversation warm.

“The mask…” you begin, “is the black mold in your flat that bad?”

Simon turns to you, his eyes deadpan. It sends icy humiliation up your spine, leaving you pettish.

The hum of the washing machine loosely offsets the thick embarrassment in the room. Loud and tinny.

Beneath the rumble, however, a small, barely-there chuckle crosses Simon’s tongue. “Ha,” he says. It’s charitable at worst and genuine at best.

“… I should go… while my clothes’re washing,” you mumble, your cheeks hot with embarrassment.”

You’re past the threshold, stepping into the corridor, when Simon calls after you.

Your lungs stutter and stop. You want him to ask for your number, ask you out to lunch some time, but when you turn around, you feel like you’re falling.

An ornamental pair of panties dangle from Simon’s forefinger. It’s lacy, gauzy, and should be lying on the floor of your flat.

You burn a searing molten as you snatch it from his hands, mortified, and sprint towards the lift.

You turned around before you could see it. A caper in Simon’s eye, the barest implication to something more than a maladroit interaction: an amused, titillating smirk beneath his mask.

#simon ghost x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley #cod mw2 #butcher!simon #simon writing #writing

[zuyoo]

grunt or whimper?? g. impact! ﹙외설 ﹚pt. 01

CONTENT WARNING — nsfw, mdni. genshin impact men x gn!reader !!! the term “pretty”

FEATURING — 6REEZE: kazuha, heizou, wanderer/scaramouche, venti, xiao, aether

ZUYOO’S NOTES — random thoughts while working on something else, who should i do next? :3

aether

⟢ grunt!! from the amount of adventures he went on before settling down with you, he would give off more of a grunt-er during sex type of vibe.

xiao

⟢ whimper. he— HE WHIMPERS. no questions asked!!! he’s most likely a virgin too, but y’know, he looks like the type who’d have a very high sex drive aft experiencing it.

kazuha

⟢ ohhhhh…. thas kinda tough… i honestly think both but grunt-leaning… or- ORRR, hear me out…!!! a heavy breather during sex typa person. I KINDA SEE THE VISION. but he definitely is someone who will shower you with praise!!!

scaramouche

⟢ i love him so much omg, and i defo see him being both… whimper leaning—he tries to hide it, so don’t u dare mention it or he’ll revoke your sexual activity card for a week !!!!

heizou

⟢ he looks tough but is a mess during sex. always super busy solving cases and all, that when he comes home and you greet him good evening by spoiling him rotten, he just can’t help but whimper in sensitivity!!!!

venti

⟢ he is so girlypop coded but hes 100% a grunter :33 given how he’s lived hundreds of years already, he has so much love to give to control the pace when he’s thrusting up ur pretty pretty hole <33

© zuyoo — do not copy, plagiarize, or translate my work without my permission. i only upload my work in tumblr.

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