#right there in the office bathroom

[rosenallies]

I do wonder how Nymphia figures out that Jane wants her (and I'd like to believe she figures it out before Jane is three fingers deep)

You would think, right?😩😩I feel like there’d be a point where Jane gets like mad about how oblivious she is and takes it as she’s not interested so Jane distances herself more than before until nymphia’s like …what’s going on? Why are you avoiding me? And then Jane just spills gets all mad and says it’s because nymphia’s not into her the way that Jane’s into her 😩

#then perhaps comes the three fingers deep #right there in the office bathroom #or um they wait like good professionals #and go home #orrr they don’t

[soft-girl-musings]

driving to work: amazing, sunshine and butterflies, maybe life is worth living bc look at all this green

being at work: If I Have To Stare At One More Windowless Gray Wall I Am Going To Start Throwing Darts At The Customers

#we are a paint company WHY did we choose the most godawful neutrals for our interior #the bathroom used to be periwinkle and my office used to be a faint yellow i am still mad about this #i could move back to the front desk but its right by my dads office and i hate having people listen to my phone calls #but the Sun is up there (i miss her) #shouting into the void here

[patrice-bergerons]

A throwback to what used to be a regular Boston fic kinda day

#also noteworthy: this is rhe single stall bathroom at the office i regularly cry in #like it was just the last week that i was sitting on the floor facing this window and sobbing #BUT ALSO the lighting there is lit -- who knew #im also p sure i bought the shirt back in uni? #and the tshirt -- it was such a fave i wrote a wholeass fic about it #when it did become kinda old and scratchy #and it must have been yesrs since i put it on (for one it makes me itch a little #but also i cannot wear it out to the pt i havr to throw it away you know?) #but it feels good #it feels right #man i wore this exact fit to the boston office so many times 😭 #facing this mirror**

[thevaudevillescene]

I used “purple for brown hair” coloring conditioner on my hair yesterday and the results are not super obvious unless you get close enough to see the multitude of grey hairs that are now bright purple.

#my office coworker called it ‘subtle eggplant’ #everyone i know: do a strand test first so you’ll know if it makes your hair fall out or causes an allergic reaction #me in my bathroom already knuckles deep in purple conditioner listening to the kris stat ep of aew unrestricted: uhhh…sure…will do. #my cat coming to sit in the doorway: is this a good time to tell you i killed a fuckin’ big spider? would you mind if i ate it right here? #it’s me #(literally)

[0verstepping]

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#im more than 90% sure i tore my acl in my 'good' knee #on Wednesday night before my surgery i went to the bathroom and came back #went to roll onto my bed i guess in a way that wasent good #i heard what i believe was a pop #no pain no loss of stability i could stand fine #i freaked out but had to tell myself it couldnt be because i would not be able to handle it #didnt tell anyone #i was in pain and on oxy and til sunday night and ibuprofen til yesterday night #so i didnt notice qnything until last night what i feel like is swelling #maybe small periods of light pain every now and then #so now i am trying to not have a complete break down of having to 1 spend time rehabbing and healing my left leg #while trying to not farther injure my right leg while having to use it while i rehab my left #i called my docs office but the lady on the phone said i have to make another appointment for another i jury #im going for my post op tomorrow so im going to tell him then and see what he says #most likely an mri and whatever else he says #i hope to god its not it but i am so sure i heard a pop #my life for the next year is going to be terrible

[stormyoceans]

I see dark tones, dark clothes, closed curtains. I see drama here. can we imagine that this will be a reverse concept, and the more Day loses his sight and gets closer to Mork, the more light tones will appear in their lives? unearthly theories are our everything. Besides, I've already appreciated Sea's blank stare. Do you have any thoughts on this, Monica?

YOU’VE ALREADY PRETTY MUCH SAID EVERYTHING IM THINKING TBH

i wasn’t too certain about it yesterday since we only had those monitor pictures to base ourselves on, but after they dropped the official ones today I’D BE READY TO BET ALL THE MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT THAT WE’RE GONNA HAVE A COMPLEMENTARY AND TRANSITIONAL COLOR SCHEMES IN THE SHOW AND IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS IM AFRAID THERE’S NOT ENOUGH THERAPY IN THE WORLD THAT’S GONNA MAKE ME NORMAL AGAIN

just look at the difference between the colors of day’s room in the mock trailer and in the official picture we got today:

in the mock trailer day is surrounded by light since the very beginning: even if the vertical and horizontal lines given by the shutters create a sense of imprisonement, the yellows and oranges ultimately give a feeling of warmth and openness. next to that, the complete tonal shift in the official pic is striking: day’s world is now full of blues and darkness, creating a sense of coldness and isolation. i know a lot of people are already missing the original color palette, but colors tell a story, they can set the tone of a scene, represent the characters’ emotions and show changes in the narrative. it’s also interesting to notice that, while the hue is primary blue now, the yellows and oranges aren’t completely gone, but they’re very desaturated

orange and blue are actually complementary colors: they’re on the opposite sides of the color wheel and this is often used to show internal or external conflict. in this case, orange is the world outside, bright and full of life that, however, is getting muted by the coldness of the blue, of a house that now really both looks and feels like a prison

this isn’t gonna last forever though. both mork and day start the show in a very bad place: albeit in different ways, they both have isolated themselves from the world and no longer have faith in the future. they are, however, very different people coming from different social classes, which is bound to create some initial conflict between them. we already know from the mock trailer that they won’t get along right away and the colors are now showing us that as well, but as they spend more time together, as they get closer, as both their relationship and themselves start to change, the more i believe the colors surrounding them will change as well: the blues and the grays are gonna give way to the oranges and the yellows, and they’re all gonna get brighter, more vibrant

in the end, like you said, day’s sight is gonna be swallowed by darkness, but day himself is gonna be surrounded by light and happiness and warmth  

#LOCKED MYSELF IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM TO WRITE THIS SO IDK WHAT IM SAYING BUT I HAD TO SAY IT #THEY'RE GONNA MAKE EACH OTHER'S WORLD BRIGHTER!!!!!!! #AS THEY GET CLOSER TO EACH OTHER THEIR LOOK IS GONNA GET SOFTER AND THE COLORS ARE GONNA GET LIGHTER!!!!!!!!!! #I KNOW IT DEEP INTO MY HEART OF HEARTS AND I FEEL SUICIDAL ABOUT IT #ANYWAY!!!!!!!!! #thank you so much for asking me this and allowing me to ramble about it!!!! #idk if any of this makes sense but you're SOOOO RIGHT we're soooo gonna get a transitional/reverse concept #I AIN'T GETTING OUT OF THIS SHOW ALIVE FRIEND #last twilight the series #morkday #m: ask #yellowaugustnights

[snarkylinda]

Anyways- Christmas Carol CM AU but instead of learning to enjoy the holidays and stuff the lesson is "don't leave your traumatized team, particularly your pseudo-son with abandonment AND drug issues and overworked college with marital issues, without at least....an warning, or posterior communication.

Featuring Gideon as Scrooge obviously, Hotch as Bob Crafcher (I am totally botchering the names right now but this is a pseudo shitpost, no way in hell I'll put actual effort on it), Elle as the past ghost thing, Penelope as the Present one and *dramatic pause* Spencer as the future one. But not sweet, cinnamon roll Spence- no, Post- Prison Spence. So when he lowers the coat and reveal his "I am so ready to commit arson" face, it's all dramatic and shit.

It ends with Gideon dragging Hotch and Reid to therapy despite their protests :)

#i dunno anymore #criminal minds #spencer reid #jason gideon #aaron hotchner #also rossi is O'Malley because why not lmao #also Penelope's turn is all 'right now Reid is waiting for you on your office next to an incomplete chess game- god he needs an hobby' #and then the vision arkwardly changes to show Spence shooting up on the bathroom and they are all ' #'.... we'll adress that later' #(they didn't it was future Spence himself lmao) #and speaking of- instead of showing him lil tim's thump future Reid just shows how utterly miserable everyone is #specially himself #'I never got an hobby a stable relationship or a dad'

[knee-stockings]

I always feel bad for feeling exhausted after working a long day/week/month at an office. like, I’ve done retail and restaurants and working with kids before, so why do I feel so tired from typing away at a keyboard and answering phones all day…

#I guess I know the answer is that it’s more mental labor rather than physical #but somehow I feel dumb for being tired #also yes I’m downplaying everything I do every day but still #essentially sitting in cubicle doing customer service and office things all day #my main exercise is walking to the bathroom and downstairs to get mail #ignore me #idk feeling tired from mainly mental labor doesn’t feel…right? idk how to explain. anyway #and yet. even with everything I do on the daily it is easy to be Bored

[chaotictomtom]

acquired that 14€ green screen at Action im ready for even more tomfoolery on stream yipee

#tomtom_is_rambling #i had a list of funny backgrounds to put i need to find more #yes the brba lab + bcs office + saw bathroom are here #i need to find a good screencaps of the bear kitchen and the tv station on weird al's uhf #im searching what games i wanna play rn and will also prob draw on stream right after yipee

[lllsaslll]

I forgot Tumblr is (barely) my only safe place to vent

#i feel like im getting fucking pounded and slapped left and right today with reminders of how little my worth is #and on top ofbthe physical pain. what joy #work is treating me like an afterthought...but only bc im an entitled baby who doesnt know how to stand up for herself or communicate #my brain is so choked of enrichment & badically in survival mode that the thought of things that r suposed to bring me joy just piss me off #im too fucking chicken shit to take advantage of the dream oportunities that dropped in my lap bc idk imposter syndrome i guess #and the newest blow... #the mesures ive taken in the past to help maintain my mental health aparently have cracks in them i.e. blocking that person doesnt seem to #be enough bc i just got slapped in the fucking face with all their goddamn glory and success and ya know im so happy for them #but my brain only lets me see it as a reminder of what i could have. what i am physically capable of is i wasnt me. #with my stupid fucking emotions and my stupid fucking fear and my stupid fucking lack of knowledge. #...i love having to stop while writing this and run to the bathroom in the middle of the office bc im goddamn crying in the club. again #and i love having to just vent here bc ive used all my ~pity me~ and ~complain about my life~ cards for the day. week. month. year... #my mom was right #im ugly. no one cares. and im going to die alone.

[momijiba]

so... i might have a fish allergy.... as i'm constantly getting nauseous after eating fish........ i'm a pescatarian btw....

#🍁 𝑙𝑒𝑡'𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑜𝑓𝑓 ─ ❝ 🇴​🇴​🇨​​ ❞ #// i hate this nauseas feeling... #// i was just on the phone with the general practice center ( is that the right word for it??? idk... ) #// i actually fainted for a good 10 minutes in the bathroom... #// i'm oke though just a bruise nothing broken or anything else that's concerning.. #// good thing it's monday tomorrow so i can go to the doctor office for an allergy test... just to be sure.

[szczek]

i have never felt this much angry i’m tearing up and want to murder my dad

#how dare he say that to me #all i’ve been doing these past two weeks was declittering the house #i have cleaned out the entire bathroom and the goddamn kitchen so that theres space and everything has its own place #and there’s no expired things #and now there is an actual space to put groceries inside #and today i wanted to do the komoda in our dining room which btw doubles as his home office but also is on the middle of the goddamn house s #so you Have to go through it to go anywhere right #and he just asked if i’m finishing the cleanup now so i sad No cause i work 6 more hours - so after work #and he has the halls to get mad at me that i half as stuff and that the vacuum will be out here for the next two days cause i won’t do it #and that i left a crystal vase on the dining table for two weeks now and haven’t touched it like I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO DO EVEYTHING ALL AT #once okay!!! i will do it don’t talk to me like that #and going back to the dining room being his office it means every flat space is covered with his documents and i mean every #it’s the messiest shot ever cause he doesn’t think to keep it clean #and i’m the one that makes the mess #and now he tells me not to throw things cause i put down the remote loudly like i will do as i freaking please cause i’m furious and he has #ruined my good mood #all he has done after me cleaning is be mad that he can’t find things like i haven’t moved anything nowhere he just doesn’t even bother to #search if he doesn’t see smth immediately he gets mad and says we always hide stuff from him to annoy him #absolutely no gratitude from either of my parents i hate it here more often than not

[justabackgroundcharacter]

do not be like me and work a 16 hour day to meet a deadline you by all rights should never had met

#my brain is mush and coherent thought escapes me #if i were still in the office i for sure would be stress crying in the bathroom right now #the presence of my cat is the only thing holding my last sheet of sanity to this mortal plane #and for what? some number on a sheet to be slightly closer to the impossible standard the delisional management team set? #we didnt even fully clear this god forsaken deadline that has fully claimed well over a month of my life #if a single person tries to shame this team for not meeting their absurd expectations #i will commit not more code but passive agressive atrocities never before witnessed by those who know my prpfessional facade #fuck this project so much

[doctormage]

pls pay no mind to my MESSY ass hotel room but day 2 of trip, day 1 of office: survived !!!!

#the palm reading thing was in the office bathroom lol #& the outdoor pics are this little park trail right outside my hotel!! #gratuitous HUJI selfie included bc I wanted to show off that I wore my septum ring to work 🖤 #p #irl #caliposting

[chrismcshell]

a year or two from now, my sister and i might be living in a nice 4-bedroom house/townhouse/condo together. give it another couple years and we might also have at least 1 dog and 1 cat (she really wants a dog and i really want a cat). that's a cool thing to think about

#ray speaks #here i was thinking i'd struggle to afford to rent a little bachelor apartment for myself.... #now we're like. hey everyone in our family has a job right now & is actually doing pretty well so what if we all pitch in to BUY a place #for me & my sister to live in for a while and then eventually sell. #& we're looking at ottawa cuz it's where my sister lives now & it is *so* much more affordable than the toronto area #it might actually be realistic for us to get a 4bed 2bath where we each have our own bathroom + a bedroom + an EXTRA room EACH #which sounds like the absolute height of luxury to me. i could have a bedroom and a separate home office. extra space for all my Stuff. wow #god please let me keep my current job and be able to work remotely so i can move 5 hours away for this #it is like. very possible BUT it depends on the company i work for being successful & continuing to Exist cuz it's a small thing #not a big corp. #also depends on the same people continuing to run the company cuz they know me and they like me but what if they sell the company and run #which is also very much a possible thing that could happen -_- #lotta possibilities lotta unknowns. but there is some good potential for things to actually work out really well. which is very cool

[hell0mega]

my apartment complex keeps emailing us every 2 months like "we're gonna be coming into your apartment for preventative bug spraying!!!" and then they just. don't. like are they lying or are we missing them or,, do they forget our building. what is the deal here

#my building is directly in front of the office #they used to come like right at 8 or whatever cuz we're right here #but like........... have they not #do they not. knock. like it's 8am not everyone is working. are you not knocking #they have key access but we have security bolts you can't unlock from the outside #so we just make sure we would hear them knocking but we. haven't? or something??? #a cockroach literally was under my feet in the bathroom last night okay. i was ready for them to come. why didn't they come #(the kind of roaches that come in from outside not the kind that get into your food)