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spectra-bear · 2 months
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curious abt the alien designs,, wanted to exagerate the uncanny features of her design a bit more, (design by @/somerandomdudelmao)
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lcasr · 2 years
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i am sick! and grumpy! and full of mucus!!! and if anyone wants to buy me some ramen and/or tell me a story of humorously blundering childhood mishaps, that would be most pleasing indeed!
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determinedowl23 · 4 months
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hey babygirl you’re pretty cute lemme show you the complete cycle of life death and rebirth hidden beneath my mask
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katboykirby · 6 months
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So many "Lucifer but he's a peacock" and "Mammon but he's a crow" posts and yes I love the idea of our boys having the physical forms of their actual animals it is very cute and silly HOWEVER-
Today, I come to offer you: "Satan but he's a super creepy FUCKED UP unicorn"
Make that fucker the size of a Shetland pony. I'm talking like 60cm tall, like mad small, I'm talking small as hell. Make him look like a gross amalgamation of a pony, a demonic-ass goat, and a fucked up deer with zombie wasting disease. Give him a skull face and exposed ribs where the flesh is rotting from his bones. Make his coat pitch black and wreathe his hooves with neon green flames. Give him the razor-sharp fangs of a carnivore and a horn that looks like a rusted knife blade bursting out of his head. Let him leave a trail of death and decay in his wake, like every footstep leaves behind burning green cinders and toxic smoke and ash. Make him deadly to even look upon, like existing in close proximity to him for too long would make your insides melt and liquify, make your body burn and corrode into a noxious sludge.
Like have you ever seen those fucked up zombie deer with prion disease? Make him look like that. Make him creepy as fuck. It's what he deserves.
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front-facing-pokemon · 3 months
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strange-aeons · 2 years
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Why do you need two purebred cats. Just go outside and find one. Smh
Kristin is allergic to non-goblin cats also my brain will burst into flames if I have to see one(1) pet hair stuck to my bed sheets or clothes or couch ever
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elekilokal · 1 year
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Judas
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eldritch-spouse · 4 months
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Vesper: My queen this is your kingdom as well, you can ask for anything or anyone, that you want.
Lust queen : Anything ?
Vesper : *smiles wide* Anything.
Lust queen : Could I ...
Vesper : Yes ?
Lust queen : Could I get ... more...clothes
*collective gasp*
*lacai drops a plate*
*a servant passes out*
New header for LustDaily : NEW QUEEN ASKS TO BE COVERED FROM NOW ON !!! FALL OF THE KINGDOM ?? - more on page 12 -
Vesper squints, uncomfortable.
" ... But why? Are you cold, vixen? "
Lacai steps forward.
" My King, I believe her Majesty is terribly unwell- "
The demonlord nods. " Oh yes, no doubt, get the thermometer Lacai. "
" Yes Lord Vesp- "
" The big one. " He purrs.
It's your turn to squint.
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thenixkat · 3 months
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Folks who haven't heard about hard vore (which can involve butchering and cooking things among other types of consumption that don't involve swallowing things whole [which would be soft vore]) insist that Laios doesn't vore monsters.
Like, if it were only about nutrition then sure, Laios doesn't vore monsters. But Laios' interest in eating monsters is due to being fascinated with them (alongside being a good way to save money). So. It's vore. You can debate whether or not it's horny vore but it's definitely some kinda vore.
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fungus-no69 · 5 days
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my dumbass genius boyfriend
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ohpsshaw · 1 year
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Square comm of Egan for @buenolicious, who is now 2/2 when it comes to making me draw extremely good adopts. LAVA LIZARD
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charlie-artlie · 1 year
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not what that means ART
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thedawner · 1 month
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My unfortunate opinion is that I would genuinely be excited if they made Skyrim 2.
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cryoverkiltmilk · 1 year
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disgruntled-lifeform · 3 months
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Looking through fb marketplace for a more workable wheel and came across this one for $75.
Only issue I can see is that it doesn't seem to have any way of tensioning the wheel?
Can anyone else spy issues with this wheel, it's a bit of a drive to go see irl so if there is something obvious I've overlooked is appreciate the looking out
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