#or i mean rob said that he was

[sunflowersand-bees]

Sometimes you're normal.

And then sometimes you make unintelligible noises into your hands when you find out that Klaus is canonically pan and nonbinary.

#klaus hargreeves #or i mean rob said that he was #and im taking his word as law so #riv rambles #i am so Mentally Ill about this character #tua #the umbrella academy #rob sheehan

[july-19th-club]

house md wildest show on earth. a main character outright assassinates a known dictator, a moment that would be the very beginning or the mid-series crisis in any other show - an act which creates a power vacuum in a foreign nation already filled with child soldiers and genocide, and it's literally only brought up again throughout the season because that guy's wife divorces him over it. and occasionally to explore his relationship with who he is as a person and a catholic after having deliberately taken a life for what he calculates as the greater good, but mostly it's about his divorce

#i no longer think wilson is the most divorced guy ever #sure he's been divorced more TIMES than chase #but the things he's been divorced OVER are way more normal #it is so nuts like . chase. bobbie. rob. bobert. what happened next. in the country i mean #like the president is dead. does his regime crack down extra hard on the ethnic cleansing? #does the power vacuum give the opposition a chance to step in? #how much of what the president said about the people he's wiping out having been in a similar dictatorship in the past is true? #does the nation descend into civil war? is the president's death the excuse the us or england or whoever is waiting for to step in #and assume ad hoc governance thus destabilizing the region even more? #all because one guy in one hospital decided the math was in favor of his killing a guy if that guy was going to order more killings? #absolutely NEVER explored. yeah do no harm and the morals we share with our partners are important #but christ alive. the aftermath of the assassination could be a whole show in and of itself and im pretty sure it just never comes up #house is a show #house md #q

[imthursdaysyme]

Sleepover shenanigans

#drawing #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley #stobin #they were in her room arguing like old married couple #listen steve just doesn’t understand how she can’t do it bc he thinks she can do anything #he said what tf do you mean you don’t have abs and rob was like bestie I don’t work out they aren’t strong I’m a limo noodle #and he was like well girl get on that I don’t want you to die bc you didn’t keep your body healthy istg your worse than Henderson #and she was like HEY I do plenty of things such as ride my bike and he said ok then why are your thighs the size of my forearm #and he keeps yelling at her to use her core and she’s screaming at him that she’s trying #and he’s holding her leg #but we’ll rob flails and her heel whacked him in the eye so he feel back #hit the wall thought he was dead #dropped rob to the ground and shes cursing like an d man that had to get up from his chair #and she’s like why’d you drop me and he doesn’t respond so she looks over #and my man is out for the count with another black eye #she thinks she killed him and worries that after years of demogorgons and Russians the thing that kills Steve Harrington is #Robs sharp ass heel #she pushes him under the bed and covers him with blankets and then goes to sleep #except he wakes up at like 2am and she screams worse than when she saw a ud creature for the 1st time and whacks him back down and BAM #he is out again and now Robin is freaking out more bc omg she killed her platonic soulmate and he came back to life only for her to kill him #AGAIN #she wonders if she can be tried for double manslaughter on one man but how would they know? then rob realized she can’t testify bc #she’ll tell everything if she gets up on the stand and she won’t just be sentenced for life she’ll be sentence for TWO lives #but then she’s like omg I deserve two life sentences to honor Steve even though he wouldn’t be in jail she just assumes he goes with her #even her own prison sentence for his murder #the next time Steve wakes up he inches out and flips on her to tame her flailing limbs and she starts crying saying #I killed you twice but my love for you is so strong it brought you back a third time and steve is like you knocked me out shithead you didnt #murder me Jesus Christ and she’s like how do you k ow and he’s like omg how do I know

[shadowslocked]

Honestly everything I hear about the admin situation sounds like Quackity going “this seems like a good idea” and then it’s revealed that it probably was not the best idea

#qsmp #qsmp neg #qsmp situation #guy wants to be hands off with the server? #terrible management tears it’s head and he gets robbed #he leaves social media (when exactly I’m unsure) #but it cuts him off from being contacted through said media #he doesn’t want to get peoples hopes up and avoid info being leaked that could make things worse in the fandom? #swings into the opposite problem where his lack of communication is hurting his employees #the Studio likely needs a way to start funding itself #the only new merch he has to offer is of the eggs #I feel for the guy #I’d be having a mental break down if I was in his position #or at least need a higher dosage of anxiety meds #it’s not too surprising though #trying to solve problems sometimes means you end up making questionable or hurtful decisions #I wasn’t ever expecting this to be a solved without another problem(s) coming up

[asylumdweller]

does Vincent Vinnie Vitch Bitch wear a watch or any other accessories (other than like the tie and glasses)? does he carry a bag? wallet in pocket? I need to know what he owns so I can rob him

you are so nice for protecting him without any ulterior motives! i am sure he will be so thankful

def carries a wallet. he usually wears a watch, but just a simple one that looks nice hes not a rolex nerd lol. he carries a bag over his shoulder on occasion but he usually doesnt really have anything he needs to carry besides occasional work stuff, so not all the time. type of guy to keep some minty chewing gum in his pocket too but really not much else

#i should have mentioned he usually doesnt wear a tie! #its what i first saw him like and it kinda helps set him apart from my other fellas since i usually depict them in school uniform #←pippy gets what i mean but for context i wasnt joking when i said he came to me in a dream lmao #the glasses are essential though he needs them to see....... #you should take them off his face and THEN rob him #vincent the office worker

[meme-sauce]

The Thing (1982) has it all. A scientist driven mad by existential knowledge. A cast primarily of indistinguishable white men. Creepy but, from a technical standpoint, gorgeous practical effects. And of course, a thing.

#the thing #the thing 1982 #john carpenter #rob bottin #and lol #a Black guy who survives to the end #I mean I guess that’s ambiguous #what are y’all’s interpretations of the ending I haven’t looked anything up yet #tbh child’s was the most competent one #why tf would you tie guys up right next to each other if they might be infected with a. #a literal virus that spreads by contact #and why would they lock Blair away! #he could have told them it will only attack when you’re alone! #i think that’s what he said right #okay I did some googling and now I can formulate my opinion on the ending #it’s interpretation doesn’t matter #not that I don’t want to hear other peoples lol

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"I hope I didn't make you uncomfortable asking, Emily," June said gently, as she pushed her dinner around her plate (a part of her could hear her father admonishing her for it, but truthfully, she was much too nervous to think about eating), adding, "I just...well, it's like you said, you don't feel like you're over a hundred years old and, well...you certainly don't come across that way."

That night that she and Wilhelm kicked Emily out of the house (a night she continued to regret), her perception of the young woman had changed, going from a sweet, soft-spoken young lady her son was smitten with, to a manipulative monster looking to sink her teeth into Randall's soft flesh, and that image stayed with her long after that night...

...but now, in the gentle light of the kitchen, looking at her now, that familiar visage of a good-natured, gentle-hearted woman returned, though more tinged with melancholy, for reasons June now understood, and was sympathetic towards. She saw not a monster, but a very lonely soul, in need of love.

"Well, uh," Wilhelm commented, similarly eating little (despite his usually strong appetite, it was, like his wife's, waning this evening) as he took a stab at humor, joking lightly, "You look pretty good for a centenarian, lass!"

#((oh absolutely! i like his style; i like that he's a horror fan; enough to name his band 'white zombie')) #((after the bela lugosi movie of the same name; and i enjoy some of his music)) #((like 'living dead girl' which was on the 'bride of chucky' soundtrack as part of tiffany's introduction)) #((but...his movies are oftentimes just too nihilistic and mean-spirited for their own good!)) #((and you're right; baby and otis are some of the most reprehensible and irredeemable out of the fireflies)) #((and so it makes it really hard to root for them-honestly 'the devil's rejects' was a pretty damn good ending)) #((to the firefly family; going out in a hail of bullets; and had it just been left as a duology with 'house of 1000 corpses')) #((i probably would've been fine with that; but still; rob zombie's movies are just a little too bleak for me!)) #((i think in terms of the firefly trilogy; he took a lot of cues from 'texas chainsaw massacre')) #((and the sawyer clan; but like you said; the firefly family and their brutality puts ol' bubba and co. to shame!)) #((i'm sure that's why he cast bill moseley; who was chop top in 'tcm 2' as otis)) #((but while chop top was kinda funny in a very deranged way; otis doesn't have any of that)) #((and i think rob could learn to include a little more levity into his films; to at least take the edge off a little!)) #outofhatboxes #beatingheart-bride #V:Dark Shadows

[cherry-bomb-ships]

So I decided to check out the 2016 Powerpuff Girls reboot for some ungodly reason (jk the reason is I am deadly curious) and yeah. Yeah its really badly written and the art style irks me incredibly so and the girls hardly ever actually fight crime and its so awkward and strange and badly written.........

But mannnn. There are some pretty fuckin good Mojo moments in the episodes I watched

#i just started from season 1 and got thru the first 12 or so #and hhwrrk. HOOOOOOOOUUUUGH #first of all. major major props to roger l jackson to be able to do nearly the same voice over 15 years later??? #like u can tell its been a while and hes definitely older but its almost exactly the same. at points it IS the same and like. hell yeah! 💖 #second off. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #i mean he's definitely not as well written and he doesnt have that silly unique way of talking anymore 😭 #and they made him???? a LOT frutier???? FOR SOME REASON??? #like ok yes he's fruity in the og show thats basically a requirement for characters i fall for #BUT HE'S SOOOOO FRUITY IN THIS REBOOT #and i. i dont PREFER it of course. but i dont dislike it 💀💖💀💖💀💖💀💖 #AND THERE WAS ONE PART... WHERE HE'S ROBBING A JEWELRY STORE AND HE SAID RUBIES AND I WAS LIKE !!!!!! #THATS ALMOST MY NAME AAAGH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH #goddddd the sillyyyyyyy 💖💖💖💖💖💖 im fucking obSESSED GOD #EVEN IN A SHITTY REBOOT CARTOON NO ONE'S DOING IT LIKE YOU DO BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ruby rambles #🧬.crsh #🧬🎀.fndm

[000marie198]

Johann: "I have a knife in my boot!"

*takes back what he just said two seconds later*

#guess the one straight truth this guy ever spoke #i mean. he has said the truth a lot of time but it's always with ulterior motives #they don't count #httyd #httyd rob #breakneck bog #riders of berk #trader johann #httyd johann #rob live blog #rtte spoilers

[timothylawrence]

tims fav weapons being elemental weapons that are made by Maliwan + that maliwan skin in TPS...

yeah ok #dont forget your roots

#ewbie.txt #WHERE ARE THE REAL TIM FANS. I miss crass mean tim. he was funny #i miss the tim that robbed his gf before running away #and the tim that said he was gonna butcher a robot for being annoying. he was great #govt mandated tim posting

[goldentigerfestival]

if there is one thing i will never recover from with crestoria's crossover being gone for good, it's that we'll never ever know the story behind transgressor yuri.

if there are two things i will never recover from with crestoria's crossover being gone for good, it's that leon and aegis' loyal friendship will never ever return.

#GTF Things #Tales of Crestoria #it is rare for leon to be on that kind of respect level with someone let alone risk his own reputation as a traitor to let someone escape #by which i mean in destiny he only ever rly did that for stahn bc stahn was the ONLY person screaming over leon's suffering #and BEGGING him to talk to him and not take on everything alone #so i'd be hard pressed to say he truly made that last second decision for any other reason #other than stahn getting through to him bc if stahn hadn't said anything nobody else was all that worried abt doing so #for him to do that for aegis even in a setting where he wasn't going to be in mortal peril #still risked him becoming a transgressor if anyone had had time to record that #i.e. local dude helps local sinned traitor escape and is by association also a sinner #and that may have affected the ease of his search in restoring stahn to human form #which stahn prob would not have minded but it would still increase the difficulty for leon's search all the same #with yuri forget it im going to be permanently S T R E S S E D that we will never know that story #and i don't think they'd play into the possessed-not-really-yuri thing again after doing it in asteria #and in rays it was only a cameo thing. i fully believe that was actual yuri bc it would fit into his canon-mixed-with-crestoria #so unless the devs for some reason decide to tell us what their plans were for yuri we will never know #and it's been too long now since cresty went down like do i have to write this shit myself #they robbed me of transgressor yuri meeting vicious too woe is me cresty team #im still so desperate for them to turn crestoria back on like pls it's not just my crops anymore it's me too im also dead #i know they won't turn it back on and heck all the data for it is probably long since byebye BUT #even if i enjoy the manga it's not the same without the crossover #i would kill for them to give us that game back it was my fave gacha ever ;; #i say that with the full bias of the fact that i obliterated everything with default leon and completely maxed him in every aspect #but also just the fact that i want cresty's crossover back s o f u c k i n g b a d

[horsegirl]

just remembered the robbie williams biopic happening.. my main complain is that the wigs look awful and gary is way too tall its crucial to the character that hes 5'8 max

#one of the first things he said to rob when they saw each other after like ten years was i forgot how tall you are #which means nothing #but in my take that biopic has deep meaning

[femmeidiot]

I h8 philosophy classes 🤪

#I have to write a paper about my trip to a nature area with arguments from my environmental ethics class #I mean some of the arguments I guess I kinda agree with but I’m always paranoid I’m getting all the shit wrong #and it’s the first assignment for the class so like idk how her grading style really is in practice #I did well in my last ethics class though that teacher was wild I loved him when I got robbed and couldn’t come to class he sent an email #that said TERRIBLE NEWS ABOUT THE ROBBERY #he was so right it was terrible news

[dennishater69]

it’s been said but like IMAGINE if all the macdennis stuff is just Rob and Glenn being natural with each other (homoerotic) and anything scripted is Megan and Charlie making fun of them for it and now that more and more fans r like “when’s the reveal!! obviously ur characters have a romantic arch??? it’s such a good character choice that dennis is still in the closet and mac isn’t :)…” they’re like really embarrassed and confused and like questioning everything and that’s why it’s been pussyfooted for so long

#and by they i mean charlie #whoever said he’s the most conservative irl i have to agree #he’s actually more rught leaning than rob rob is just a fucking idiot #meanwhile glenn is like “Rob your penis has been in my mouth. that’s gonna translate to our onscreen chemistry. #megan is running a macden blog right now as we speak #IM MEGAN??? #i’m not megan i wish #iasip #macdennis #glenn howerton #rob mcelhenney #charlie day #rcg #megan ganz

[mrs-kelly]

Good morning I watched an interview of the guy who created aIways sunny (who also plays Mac) last night where he said that the show would’ve gotten cancelled if they didn’t add Danny Dev.ito in and the thought of that just horrified me so much that I haven’t been able to think about anything else since ahfjfkfl

#I even dreamt that I met Charlie D.at and I was like ‘is that true. is it true. oh my God thank God that didn’t happen huh’ HSJFFL #*Charlie D.ay #in the interview he said that one of the producers said the show was missing soemthing and insisted on Danny being added to the show #and Rob Mc.Elhenney (the guy I’ve been talking about) was like ‘no we don’t wanna add another main character’ #and the producer was like ‘fine then we’re cancelling the show ¯\_(ツ)_/¯’ #so they rly had no choice but to add Frank #and that’s weird to think about!! what the show would be like without him #but chiefly. what Charlie would be like without him #Frank is is his best friend; they live together they share a bed they get into stupid antics together #it’s weird to imagine Charlie living alone you know ahdjffl #I’m glad they added Frank like. not just bc it gave me 14 more seasons of my baby (although. thank GOD AHDJFKFL) #but also bc even tho he can still say mean things about Charlie he’s probably the nicest out of all of them #at least Frank accepts him for who he is you know? #ren speaks #renlie

[thetisming]

only Max Martin could make me ship William Shakespeare and Anne Hathaway

#& juliet #max martin #rob mills #amy lehpamer #to be clear i mean william shakespeare's actual wife not the actress #but yeah i cant stop thinking about them #he said 'i want anne hathaway' and proceeded to tell her why when she asked ygs #hes so <3