Odysseus: It's a long story. Just hide, quick, please.
Penelope: Oh, okay.
Telemachus: I love how mom will hide from any authority figure under any circumstance.
Odysseus: Oh yeah, she'd take him out if we told her too.
Penelope: What? We're taking him out?
Odysseus: Not this time.
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Fiber arts tumblr is the only place I can say "I'm not selling this for any less than $200" where people are more likely to go "oh. yeah 😔" than just straight up balk at the idea of spending hundreds of dollars on a tiny 5 inch plushie (that has 4 different colors) (handmade without a pattern and nothing else like it on the market) (atypical design) (took at least 6 hours)
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