#onion mannnnn

[cantsaythetword]

As always you want the answer tickled out of you 🙄. Can you tell us your melt spots? No reason at all, not gonna tease you about it. Never would do that (call me a bigger dork than you one more time and I'll call the tickle monster myself to wreck your adorable ass)

AHDJAKAKHDAKHD NOPE DEFINITELY WAS NOT THE GOAL HUSHUSHUSH

I'll never spill 😠😠 spots are SECRETS SHUSH (ifeelliketheanswerisvobviousyoureasmartmanyoucandoit)

YOURE THE BIGGEST DORK IN DORKTOWN AND ID LIKE TO SEE HIM TRY

#ask #onion mannnnn #the onion is cute and ticklish and we love him #the onion is a dorky dork and we love him #onion onion onion mannnnn

[evangelinesbible]

SYNASTRY I WANT TO EXPERIENCE

I made a quick about how I wanted two specific synastry placements to happen to me and I figured I might as well make a post about all the synastry placements I really want to experience at some point. who knows maybe me just typing it out and posting it will get me exactly what I ask for

OVERLAYS

(these can go with either placements in my house or vise versa)

VENUS 1H

Mannnnn I just want someone to look at me and be like yeah that’s my type right there. But this placement doesn’t also have to be about physical appearance. Their mannerisms, their personality and how they present themselves to others match with your values and what you want in a partner.

MARS 2H

Maybe it’s cuz I’m a Taurus mars but by what I’ve heard about mars in 2H synastry I like the vibes. Working towards stability and being very sensual with your partner. Both partners can be very patient and slow to anger each other but the main downside would probably be holding grudges/ being petty with other when mad.

MARS/EROS/ 8H

I just want to feel intensely desired and yes I know that 8H overlays can be rough but listen most people in my life have their Pluto conjunct my moon and my chart ruler is the 8H so I might be a-ok than most people with this intense placement(s)

JUNO 1H

Technically I’ve had this before but I want it again and this time I want it to be mutual “love at first sight” vibe. And again this placement can be more than just a physical thing. its not just your ideal type you feel that this person is your ideal PERSON. you see each other as equals in partnership. and you can imagine marrying them.

JUNO 7H

I mean this ones pretty self explanatory. you'll want to marry this person for sure at some point or you at least think about it a lot. The romantic connection is there, it's so strong. And I just want to feel what that's like. (I aint getting married anytime soon tho. girl I'm 18)

DESTINN 6H

In my humble onion (that's a typo but Im not changing it) I think this can mean being destined to have everyday life with each other. Doing daily routines and having a groove and flow with your partner. I like that.

NATAL OR COMPOSITE

JUNO CONJ. VENUS

Love, devotion, all the feels. By what I've read there's so much loyalty and love between each other. The commitment is so strong. And typically Venus rules over love and Juno rules over marriage. so marriage indicator.

JUNO CONJ. JUPITER

Another for sure marriage indicator. Jupiter ruling over the husband and Juno being about marriage is so fitting as well. Perfect match. they influence and inspire each other.

JUPITER CONJ. MOON

So much affection, bliss, and joy in this. Cozy and content. You open each others mind and want to travel not only the world together but your emotions. theres potentially to overindulge in each other but a mature couple will figure out their boundaries and communicate them well with each other. nonetheless I would die for this placement. This is THE marriage placement imo because Moon = Wife and Jupiter = Husband.

JUPITER CONJ. VENUS

The abundance of love. The freedom Venus feels with Jupiter and the endless compassion the Venus makes an abundance of love.

COMPOSITE

LIBRA IN BIG 3/VENUS

Pretty sure this is also a sign of marriage. Usually balance in love. Just in ideal placement(s) to have in composite.

CANCER IN BIG 3/VENUS

I've talked about why I like composite cancer ring but honestly I'm fine with any of these placements being cancer. I want to feel like I've found someone who feels like home and quite literally build a home with someone.

TAURUS IN BIG 3/VENUS

I need stability in my life... that and its another Venus ruled sign and that’s always good for a composite chart.

12H SUN

Hear me out now 😭✋ I’ve technically experienced this one too but it never turned into an actual relationship and I saw him more as a quick fling. This placement isn’t bad cuz it’s in the 12H. I feel like with the right person it can still be challenging but also quite beautiful. Maybe this is my Pisces self wanting a deep soulful and spiritual connection with someone special. I mean I don’t mind regular 12H synastry so 🤷🏽‍♀️

Have you had any of these aspects/placements? What was your experience? 💋

-⚜️💫⚜️

#astrology #astro notes #astro observations #astro placements #astrology notes #pisces #aries #capricorn #taurus #cancer #synastry chart #composite chart #relationship astrology #love astrology #Juno #destinn asteroid

[i-cant-sing]

Girl idgaf about that dude who was calling now tell me about that lunch you had!

AHHHH YESSS OMGG I was coming home and my neighbour saw me looking pretty tired because I'm just walking in scrubs wearing my 10kg backpack, disgusted by all the spit and aerosols on me and she's like "Oh honey, go take a shower and ill fix you something up🥰" and I was like fuck yeah??? So u went over and she had made these CHAPALI KEBABS SANDWHICH that had cottage cheese, sliced cheese, green chutney, ketchup and mayo and onions and MANNNNN IT WAS SOO GOOD. And since she's the only woman in the world who thinks I'm a starved child, she also made some boiled rice and pumpkin (idk, she calls it shaljam gosht) gravy with meat. It was so good😭😭😭😭

[butteredonions]

Why do YOU like to write?

Ohhhh I think you asked me this last night  and like a very responsible onion I fell asleep before answering.

I’ve been trying all day to come up with some sort of sophisticated and elegant, profoundly deep answer - and I just don’t think I have one, other than I really just....have to write. I’ve gone through periods in my life where I haven’t done so, and they’ve been a different sort of dark and lonely and less bright, if that makes sense. I love the feeling of seeing something in your head - kind of like a movie - and then finding just the right words to explain it. That tugging in your gut when something lands just right - a cliffhanger, or the perfect image - uhggghhh I live for those moments. I love creating something that didn’t exist before i took the time to sit down and make it so. Isn’t that neat? Art is such a beautiful form of expression - in any context - because of that unique, performative quality to it. Art does not exist until we, the dreamers and pushers and shakers and movers, make it so. It doesn’t matter the form or the context. We just have to sit down, show up, and do the work. And the end result is sometimes so breathtakingly beautiful. 

It’s always worth it. Even if it’s a struggle (and it often is; I don’t want to romanticize this), I always learn something from what I’m writing. New ways of characterization? New ways of expressing emotions through body languages? New ways of exploring tenses, or sneaking around filter words, or playing with styles and formatting? guhhhhh I live for those. I love learning and growing in this art form - any art form. And I really do love sharing these words and ideas and gifts with people, but that’s like a cherry on top. I write first and foremost because it’s a gift I have and I really firmly believe in using the gifts we’ve been given for good and beautiful purposes. Why else do we have them? Secondly, because nobody else will tell these stories in my head if I don’t do the thing. Thirdly, I’m a sucker for punishment and like beating my head against the wall and crying when the fic won’t edit itself, when the plot is dumb, when the fic is 15k long with no end in sight...

Ehhhh this got wordy. What’d you expect, it’s me

#also there is NOTHING like the moment when inspiration hits #i know the analogy of the Lightbulb Turning On is overused #but sometimes that's seriously what it's like #when the stars align and the words pop in and the ideas are there? #ohhhhh it's such a satisfying feeling #to sit down and pound it out and BAM you know it's GOOD #one of the scenes today was like that #one of the upcoming Scenes is like that #mannnnn #it's such an adrenaline rush #it's like fire and racing and super fast wind and all the emotions all at once #SO GOOD #....tldr i love writing #oh look #now I've gotten started and I can't stop #:') #chatty onion #seriously chatty onion #about the onion #thank you for the ask! #oldmythos #the onion answers

[bigramos009]

BITCH I THOUGHT YOU KNEW?! Go listen to 🎶🎵🎼 HAH by @bgperico in these boo boo ass times, it willl help u get by. @sowayout @sowayoutofficial @rocnation @aceboypun @poly_boy_. . . Mannnnn no body trying to come to the house this covid shit is lame. Gotta keep some good music, art, trees & good food. Can’t wait for shit to be back to normal 🤲🏽🤙🏽. . . #bigramoslsd #gperico #braodway #losangelesart #hussleandmotivate #fromthebaytola #curlsforthegirls #thealchemist #djquik #jetlife #esgn #sowayout #gxfr #jayworthy #taylorgang #tgod #taylorgang #hoodtohollywood #paidinfull #enterthedragon #asapmob #bigkrit #bakedfish #onions #jalapeno #homecooked #gfunk #single #haha #rocnation #rocnationbrunch 😂🤣 (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-OO0nAAoem/?igshid=12umne82nvgvx

#bigramoslsd #gperico #braodway #losangelesart #hussleandmotivate #fromthebaytola #curlsforthegirls #thealchemist #djquik #jetlife #esgn #sowayout #gxfr #jayworthy #taylorgang #tgod #hoodtohollywood #paidinfull #enterthedragon #asapmob #bigkrit #bakedfish #onions #jalapeno #homecooked #gfunk #single #haha #rocnation #rocnationbrunch

[cantsaythetword]

*bites you*

No procrastinating >:( (but please do, overworking yourself is so overrated and so last year). I hope school treats you well and that you don't get bogged down by too many assignments. I love you and you should totally treat yourself to some ice cream :)

how rUDE (🫶)

I've actually been doing alright on the procrastination front so far! (It's the end of week one so not much to procrastinate anyways but still LITTLE WINS EVERYBODY)

I love U too ya crunchy vegetable, maybe I'll treat myself to some raw onions instead of ice cream 👀👀

(would that be a compliment or an insult to you, who knows...)

#ask #onion mannnnn #ive got chocolate thats close enough to ice cream right ? #yeah #close enough #its damn good chocolate too #ive missed this loser its nice when his lil head pops up again every so often #hes like a meerkat

[cantsaythetword]

Tell the people why you're so adorable (and the biggest dork ever 💙)

AHKDHAKDJAKFHKAJF LIES UNTRUTHS AND FALSEHOODS

I have zero adorable qualities 😤

(I will admit that I am a dork, but you sir are a far bigger one 🥰)

#he speaks #onion mannnnn #tryna get me to admit stuff #tryna pull a fast one on me #no chance buddy boy #(/lh) #(much love onion man)

[cantsaythetword]

Hehe hi crow 💙

1, 2, and 6? for the ask game :P

ONION MAAAAAAAAAN !!!!

Of course you'd ask the flustering ones 🙈

💗 1 - what is your worst/favorite giggle spot?

AAAAAAA ummmm ok so worst spot has to be the feets... They're bad...

As for favourite... I think I'll have to say sides BUT specifically near my back cause it just feels really melty to get scratches there 😅

💫 2 - if you could make any spot more or less sensitive, which would you choose?

Oh god that's a hard one... I think I'd probably justmakeeverythingingeneralmoresensitive?

But if I had to choose one place is probably say back? Purely to increase the enjoyment of scratches lmao

💐6 - on a scale of 1-10, how easily do you blush?

I never blush at all I'm a stone faced man I've never even had cheeks in my life

(... Probably like a 7?)

Love ya dork 🥰🥰

#ask #onion mannnnn #ask game #this is in no way allowed to be quoted in future discussions 😠👀 #all the info in here is private and confidential

[cantsaythetword]

5, 10 and 19? (Drink water pls and ty)

5. A spot that gets you squealing?

AJDKAKDJDKS ok my thighs are probably the spot that will make me scrEM. They aren't the most twordish buuuuuuut I cannot control my sound !!!

10. Can you say the t-word?

... read the username buddy... (Jk jk I can sooooometimes say it over text but never in the moment in person 😅😅)

19. What’s your favorite way to be tickled? (As in provoked, teased into asking, etc.)

AJDHAKHDKSJ ok my FAVOURITE is definitely me just acting like a little shit and the ler just being like 'rite imma wreck you bastard' and just goes to town. That's the dream cause it's so teasy and so playful and so spontaneous and just yesssss!

I'm drinking iced coffee that's close enough right!

(love ya onion mannnnn)

#onion mannnnn #ask #really exposing myself here 👀👀

[cantsaythetword]

I'm here to bully you goodest boy

AKDHAKHDKSHDKS SHHHHHHHHH bullying not fair 😠

...

❤️

(I forgot to answer this one oops 🥲)

#ask #onion mannnnn

[cantsaythetword]

Dropping in to say that I love you (I literally could DM but that's too easy). I hope life has been treating you well and if not tell me who I have to beat up to make it better. Drink water dork, can't have you being all dehydrated and stuff...

Also I think you're adorable and a reminder that your friends admire you more than you can possibly think.

(I'll happily tickle your ribs as extra proof~)

I love you too man! Life has been kinda ok 😊😊 I'm vibing like 85% of the time so can't complain :) I have actually been ok at drinking water recently which is nice. Tho my body has gotten used to it so now anytime I don't drink water for a few hours it starts SCREAMING which is lovely 🫠

I am NOT adorable but thank you very much ❤️ (and I will accept that offer 👀).

You're too kind my friend, hoping your day is going great ❤️❤️❤️

#ask #onion mannnnn

[cantsaythetword]

I want to eat your voice. It's so scrumptious and good /g /pos

Hope you're doing well and that life is giving you a much deserved break. Drink water pls, ty :) ily 💙

Stop being so sweet 🥺🥺

I hope life is treating you properly like the fine onion you are <3 ily too man and i have been weirdly hydrated recently my brain is MOIST

youre welcome for that image <3

#ask #onion mannnnn

[bigramos009]

BITCH I THOUGHT YOU KNEW?! Mannnnn no body trying to come to the house this covid shit is lame. Gotta keep some good music 🎶🎵🎼 like HAH by @bgperico @sowayout @sowayoutofficial @rocnation @aceboypun @poly_boy_ some art, trees & good food. Can’t wait for shit to be back to normal 🤲🏽🤙🏽. . . #bigramoslsd #gperico #braodway #losangelesart #hussleandmotivate #fromthebaytola #curlsforthegirls #thealchemist #djquik #jetlife #esgn #sowayout #gxfr #jayworthy #taylorgang #tgod #taylorgang #hoodtohollywood #paidinfull #enterthedragon #asapmob #bigkrit #bakedfish #onions #jalapeno #homecooked #gfunk #single #haha #rocnation #rocnationbrunch 😂🤣 (at Long Beach, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-OK3_4AmEe/?igshid=2ust2y3zo1id

#bigramoslsd #gperico #braodway #losangelesart #hussleandmotivate #fromthebaytola #curlsforthegirls #thealchemist #djquik #jetlife #esgn #sowayout #gxfr #jayworthy #taylorgang #tgod #hoodtohollywood #paidinfull #enterthedragon #asapmob #bigkrit #bakedfish #onions #jalapeno #homecooked #gfunk #single #haha #rocnation #rocnationbrunch

[butteredonions]

I needed to pop in to say: I READ COME HELL BECAUSE OF YOU AND I AM FEELING TOO MANY THINGS. I read your thing about the ocs last night before reading and now i have to agree with you I AM ALSO UPSET ABOUT THE THING IN CHAPTER FIVE. It's like at every turn matt's just losing something again and again and ohymgod i swear i could feel my own legs aching everytime they talked his poor legs. jesus you have good taste in fic and i am now HOOKED. thank you sweet onion!!!

RIGHT?! I’M SO MAD AT CHAPTER FIVE STILL when I think about it aw mannnnn no. also I’m glad I’m not the only one who was wincing every time poor Matt and his legs ;w; thanks for reading along with me on it! The writers told me yesterday there’s more coming soonish (like next week soonish) and I can’t wait!

(also you can follow them @this-iswhywefight for updates. maybe if we yell at them more they’ll take pity on us)

#voltron #matt holt #come hell #the onion and the anon #the onion answers