#one-timer

[powdermelonkeg]

#poll #genuinely curious #set the timer wrong so ate one of my submission polls :/

[demigods-posts]

headcanon that percy and annabeth host a 'Grover Appreciation Day' once a month to remind grover how much they value him. they have a picnic out in the strawberry fields where they talk about their future and grover's role in it. they talk about getting married one day and asking grover to be the best man. they later explore the city and take pictures in place they definitely shouldn't. they go to lunch and cause harmless mayhem like they did when they were younger. they end the evening with a movie marathon of all of grover favorite nature documentaries and fall asleep cuddling together on the couch.

#annabeth bringing a purse to lunch so she can sneak breadrolls and butter into it #and percy messes with the plumbing so she doesn't get caught #and grover facepalmimg because he mentioned he liked bread one time and now they'll do anything to make sure he has it #and percy and annabeth definitely fight over who gets to cuddle hrover in their sleep #so they set a timer to alternate #and grover almost cries tears of joy #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #percabeth + grover #the og trio doing their thang #i love grover #we love grover #so do percy and annabeth

[actual-changeling]

i LOVE crazy meta posts and wild speculations, i write unhinged interpretations myself, and fandom is first and foremost about having fun.

but i am very, very tired of seeing serious theories that constantly call the final fifteen fake/a conspiracy/a magic trick/etc. retconning that scene would take away the ENTIRE emotional weight and the importance it has for both their character archs.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen #should i start a timer for how long it's gonna take ppl without reading comprehension to start arguing with me #i will simply reply with this meme over and over until you get it #anon hate in three two one-

[thesandlorde]

you should know I could never make it work

it's pretend, really // do you like the way the water tastes?

it's like gunfire

#my art #lupin iii #lupin the third #jiglup #or evil jiglup i guess #deftones came on at work and i had to get through like four things before i could draw something for this song #its one of my all-timers for sure #the limbs dont make sense and thats fine btw #i'm tired and feel very mentally ill tm today

[hyakunana]

Meanwhile, at Venigni Works (a direct sequel from this comic)

#Lies of P #lop #neowiz #round8 #pinocchio #red fox #black cat #lop fox #lop cat #fanart #comics #in the loving memory of pre-nerf shovel guy — it isn't dead yet but it so could be #ok im kiddin i actually find fun to fight against it but i tots feel the pain of first timers #fun fact i headcanon cat having a stupid crush on p after p being the first time to be nice to him and fox #i like the one-side vibe of it tbh so prepare for my repetition jokes around that fghjk

[uncharted-constellations]

Deranged about them❤️‍🔥

#spider-man #peter parker #mary jane watson #mj watson #petermj #art #my art #comic #comics #marvel #hes fallen for her devious trap of love #its the drama its the physicality #its the fact that theyve probably been kicked out of 50 restaurants for PDA #and not just for annoying that one recurring waiter #i think ive given myself a cavity just by drawing this #the longtimers know i dont draw ship art #and the reaallly long timers know its been like 7 years #and its always goddamn spiderman that menace

[avallachs]

i am the most insufferable person to do msq roulette with if you joined after 6.1 because i absolutely will be telling you about every change made to castrum & prae every. single. time.

#ophelia.txt #ophelia plays ffxiv #my long suffering friends: shut up about the keys shut up about porta being part of prae shut up about lahabrea SHUT UP ABOUT THE KEYS #me at the lift: i remember when we all had to wait for everyone to be on here and one person would click the lift and-- #my friends: and there was always inevitably some first-timer who sent it down before getting on and got left behind WE KNOW. SHUT UP

[rad-roche]

nick absolutely hates it but it's worth picking the most callous responses for the dialogue options because a lot of the shit he comes out with is really funny

and, of course

#fallout 4 #fo4 #nick valentine #the delivery on that glory one. all timer #fallout

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts - Phantom

#kingdom hearts #kh1 #phantom #heartless #my gif #this one seems appropriate for halloween #the phantom casts a spell that creates a timer above the head of one of your teammates #you have 12 seconds to cast stop magic on the neverland clock tower to freeze the timer. it's a cool way to utilize the environment #however #if the timer reaches 0 then your teammate is killed immediately and their icon and hp/mp bars are removed from the screen #their heart releases itself from their body and they fall limp #they remain permanently dead until you defeat the phantom as they cannot be revived in any way #pretty unsettling stuff haha #it's a really unique fight and i like that you can't just brute force your way though it. you have to be patient and observant

[zephyrine-gale]

i binged everything jjk recently and i love these two sm

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuta okkotsu #inumaki toge #inuokko #my art #also shoutout to nanamin i love him sm too #my favorite dad mans... hes so peak he is the moment he is a responsible adult he dont want over time what more can u ask for #adjkfjgh def love the 1st years but the 2nd years have my heart and soul i will die for them #i have been merch hunting for stuff of these two #and missed a really cute charm from one artist i followed #even tho i set a timer and everything #for the shop opening #it was gone by the time i was at check out i was so sadddhhfdhfdf #maybe its time to make my own inuokko merch........ i gotta do everything ymself if i want it adfghjghjh

[birdricks]

i love the stars (j'adore les etoiles)

#rick and morty #birdrick #birdperson #rick sanchez #artsbotz #I DID IT I DREW THEM YAYYYYYYYY <- normal #idk if im totallyyyy happy w the colours etc but watever im not spending any longer on it. lol #LOL sorry if this kinda doesnt make any sense. its a result of my enorrmmouss brain #i usually think abt rick more when it comes to birdrick simply bc. hes more fleshed out #butttt ive been rhinking abt bp a bit recently. #i rlly strongly associate bps feelings towards rick w stars. bcccc of a bunch of stuff #that one quote -> #how often do you suppose you might look up at the stars. and wonder what might have been had you just put your faith in rick. #anddd a couple songs. this one which is i love the stars by the orion experience #and more loosely starstruck by ummm #by sorry. #ANDDDDD the beacon. on ao3 #i beleive by abed with a knife. really super good makes me pass out #umm ok i actually dont have more to say. my brain is fried #guys. dont forget to set like hourly timers when u draw. to like remind u to drink and stretch. and blink #dont be like me.

[blueskittlesart]

someday when you're in college you may be registering for classes and see a 'TBD' next to the professor category on a class you're required to take. and you will hear a little voice in your head saying 'just take the class anyway, it can't be that bad. surely the school i'm putting myself in debt to go to wouldn't hire someone who doesn't know how to teach.' that voice is the devil. do not listen

#RIPS MY FUCK>ING HAIR OUTTTTT #WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH PUTS A TWENTY MINUTE TIMER ON FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL PERSON'S CRITIQUE. IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS A GOOD IDEA #i already complained about this to everuone who knows me bc it happened last night but i just had a 1.5 hour crit and it reignited my rage #because why did TEN PEOPLE take us FIVE HOURS TO GET THROUGH CRIT. WHYYYYYYYYYYY #torture. literal psychological torture is what i experienced last night. for real #and tonight i had a very similar crit with the same amount of people with a different prof and it took ONE AND A HALF HOURS. #LIKE GOD INTENDED. #jesus christ. do not go to art school #personal

[snouse]

deliberately choosing to read suns eyes turning red as her not even being bothered to do her own jumpscare and honestly 💅💅💅 slay

#fnaf daycare attendant #help wanted 2 #sundrop #moondrop #dca #my art #id in alt text #this is half joking i havent even seen everything for hw2 yet i just witnessed the jumpscare and got posessed fo draw this lmao #them not wanting to get their hands dirty is extremely funny to me in concept #oh to have a personal attack dog sharing the vessel <3 #sososo glad they characterized the jesters even more stupid funny this time around the flavor is immaculate 💕 #just heard that one voice line for the first time that implies the lights turn off when the timer runs out so guess that explains things :) #my point still stands :))

[allieinarden]

#I’m on a level of sucker where I have this comic saved for when I need to cry #The Simpsons #Maggie Simpson #James Bates #Mark Ervin #Bongo Comics #comics #art #Argue all you want about whether Homer or Bart is the main character of The Simpsons but Maggie is the main character of the Simpsons comic #I swear every time I read one of these they have some serviceable stories about the others and then some kind of all-timer featuring Maggie

[mleemwyvern]

i love team ties. you took all the redstoners on the server, gave them an Emotional Support Skizzleman, and now theyve blown up a major server landmark with a perfectly executed plan and ridiculous amounts of tnt. and now all three of the ones who are not skizz have the highest timers of everyone.

theyre menaces and its the best

#limited life #trafficblr #team ties #not kidding about them having the highest timers btw #i calculated it. #tangos timer is the highest: hes at the 'standard' where you would be with no kills or deaths #etho is half an hour behind. impulse is one hour behind the standard. #scott is the highest non-ties member and hes an hour behind standard- tying with impulse #team ties are Winning. except skizz but hes doing his best #hes important. hes the heart of the team. he keeps them together.

[avoidtheswirl]

Brennan: this is a non-ferrous metal

Me, working on a PhD in materials science: huh, interesting, no iron. Presumably he’s trying to imply it’s non magnetic, oh yep bronze, non magnetic for sure. Is magnetism a type of damage in dnd…? I don’t think magnetism has ever come up in Dimension 20 before…

Emily: oh so it’s fey-

Me: You fool, FErrous doesn’t mean FEy, it means - oh…Right. Fairy rules

#fantasy high junior year #fhjy #Also I set a timer and did the essay test and even typing I only hit 236 words. #I focused on not having robot principals and mitigating the impact of evil faculty #The math one can be done in 2 min. But I panicked and didn’t use algebra the 1st time.