#on my hands and knees down BAD

[norrisgrl]

IM SORRY BUT I NEVER SAW THIS UNTIL NOW?!!!?

#f1 #lando norris #formula 1 #ln4 #that is it #i am losing it istg #he cant just do that and expect me to act normal abt ut #oh god oh fuck #his neck looks so big #i need to bite it immediately #he'd look so good w marks all over it😮‍💨 #his hands too omfg #i want to suck on his fingers sm #his hand on my neck would look perfect🤭 #this is making me feel so many things i cant explain #on my knees rn #w the helmet on too😮‍💨 that adds something more #the veins too😮‍💨 #i am so down bad for this man #i need him🫠 #🌸 angie talks

[strayteezsimp]

Okay but imagine Yunho choking you with his giant hand while he’s finger fucking you 😫 him whispering in your ear to be quiet because you might wake up the guys and saying “you’re so good for me baby” Jesus Christ this dude has me feeling some typa way 😭😫🥵

#ateez #jeong yunho #yunho hard thoughts #yunho smut #ateez imagines #i’m on my knees #hand kink #down bad #yunho hard hours #ateez yunho #yunho x reader #yunho imagines

[emypony]

sighs

#if i died tonight after eating this mcdonalds id probably give a sigh of relief and go peacefully #im so fucking DONE crying for hours upon coming home #from work. well the remaining hours i have anyway considering i cant even cry bc i have to do everything else #cant i just catch covid come on no one in this fucking town is wearing masks JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING??????????? #im SICK #my hand has gotten WORSE and out of stress i slept bad and i lost like 40% of my body motion. #cant look up cant look down #not to the left and barely to the right at all im MISERABLE #he barely let me go home without getting on my knees to wipe down the entire place #“cause you're sick so get better yeah you're starting early on monday:)” #MAYUBE IF YOU HADNT WORKED ME LIKE A FUCKING DOG WHILE MY WRIST AND TENDONS ARE IN FUCKING PINCH I WOULDNT BE HERE

[kenobihater]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

#i'm literally laughing my entire ass off rn. i can't believe i found this fic i wrote at 15 and orphaned when i came to my senses abt both #my complete inability and total aversion to writing first person as well as the fact that the english language should never have been #subjected to its words being done dirty like this 😭 #also i straight up fucking LIED in the authors note??? i said i'd broken my knee as a kid which is categorically false. i fell down some #stairs and banged it up and it's a tiny bit weak ig but i didn't break it? all any teens born after y2k know is eat hot chip and lie... #still not over the first line... the flip flop bit i remembered but i'd COMPLETELY forgotten 'a shriek seeped out of my throat'. girl. what. #how does a shriek seep exactly? the world may never know... #and the use of 'groped' is also sending me 😭 AND 'crash bash whump thump' girlllll send help holy shit i can't stop coughing & laughing #the rest of the fic isn't quite this bad but it's very purple yet ineloquent and rough. it's a good reminder of how much i've improved and #honestly i'd rather read this utterly amature fic bc it's at least charming in its lack of skill rather than infuriating like some of my #oneshots that are still on my page bc they're more comprehensible but just bad enough to make me cringe. getting mad at this oneshot would #be like getting bad at a kid's stick figure drawing. like. it's just kinda cute to see someone starting out on their creative journey #my old sw oneshots on the other hand are like the awkward growing pains of puberty. you just can't help but wince at the reminder #this is okay to reblog btw bc it's objectively hilarious and i don't mind ppl finding humor in it #len speaks

[tequiilasunriise]

The gays have gone absolutely rabid over Blake’s almost hand hold and heartstopping, “How disarming” comment the same way the straights go feral over Mr. Darcy’s iconic hand flex and I can prove it with this bare bones edit (it’s me, I’m ‘the gays’):

Your honor. Your honor it’s about the hand holding. It’s about the reaching, it’s about the the stretching, it’s about the wanting the wishing the wondering the longing the YEARNING- it’s about the way my hands finds a way to fit in yours like it was always meant to be that way.

#bumbleby’s reoccuring theme of reaching fer each other can be smth so personal actually #gods i love every bit of contact they share but its ESP the hand holding that gets me extra weak in the knees #arryn zech deserves a mega pay raise fer the way she said ‘how disarming’ btw becAUSE BLAKE BELLADONNA…. MISS MAAM UMMMM ERRMM UHHHH… #im too bi fer this and so is Blake my god girl is not down bad shes not NOTORIOUS #and do i blame her at all? N O P E E E E #bumbleby #bumbleby bumblebabes #rwby #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #rwby spoliers #rwby v9

[runefactorynonsense]

Cozytober - Day 26 - Catnap

#Cozytober #Margot's RF Art #rune factory #rf1 #rf #This sketch was actually done back on June 6th of this year. I was knee deep in my Seattle vacation planning/stress and never finished it-- #I think I'd just found Home Run Derby tickets finally?? Or not long after that. And I was still scared to death I was making a mistake. #Silly past Margot! It was the best day of your life! #So I remember I did this sketch as just general human pose practice after someone else did the 'tree nap' pose of their OCs. #And so I grabbed it for today's prompt because!! I still liked how the anatomy turned out! #Context my brain goes with; #if I subscribe to the 'Raguna on the run from the Empire' theory then I strongly lean toward the Lynette pairing. #Safe life in Kardia- doesn't feel like the right context most of the time. Not bad. Just. Not as interesting a story. #On the run- This feels like just... a smart choice. Group up once those Empire targeting efforts escalate. #Perhaps he has to deal with the painful compromise and necessity of her lethality because he might be more likely to survive #And he WANTS to survive #AKA- if you can escape. Escape. He's good at it. But if the situation comes down to it.... Lynette can make sure who walks out. #And to reverse the pov- maybe a bit of atonement on her part? All the blood is only on her hands. She'll keep it that way. Let her do that. #He shouldn't have to. It's all her fault anyway. #Also please laugh at me as it took me half an hour to remember the word COMPROMISE. I was so mad. #Rune Factory Raguna #RF Raguna #Rune Factory Lynette #RF Lynette #another ship tag to fill #Raguna x Lynette

[that-ineffable-devil]

Fibromyalgia: Oh you've got an interview Tuesday and you want to spend the weekend preparing? Lol no FIBRO FLARE. Get misery nerd.

#Like I've been getting “small” ones for months now #Like suddenly I'd start feeling like a patch of skin on my arm or hand or leg or back was completely raw #Like a bad sunburn or I'd been flayed #Today I started to feel it in several places #Both knees several strips of my back my left arm the right side of my neck etc etc #So I took it easy and tried not to overdo anything #And then I took a fucking shower and now my whole body feels raw from my scalp down to my toes #Everything that touches me including myself feels miserable and trying to think of interview Q&As is VERY DIFFICULT #I fucking hate this nonsense bullshit no-treatment-works-sorry-boucha disease #Sorry to bitch and moan I just needed to vent SOMEWHERE #and the Void seemed as good a place as any #fibromyalgia #fibro problems #fibropain

[wortverlust]

Hi Jo!!! I hope your doing well!! 🥰 I've missed seeing you on my dash!! Hopefully your break was nice and relaxing! Are you drinking enough water? Here's a gift pic of Manny!!

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! TAAAAAAAAY AND MANNY!!!! PLEAAASE HE LOOKS SO FLUFFY

#I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES RN #THAAAANK YOOOOOU!!!! #(CAN YOU TELL....I REALLY LOSE MY MIND OVER PET PICS) #euwhufwifgewfeouwfw #SO FLUFFY #SO FLUFFY LOOKING FUR #SCREAMING INTO THE VOID #holy freaking space cat #i need to calm down #breathe in #and out #TAAY #PLEASE #you have no idea HOW BAD I WANNA PET HIM RN #AAAHH #and and and #how are you?! #I really wish you a wonderful day!!! #and take care of yourself dear #you wonderful human being you #ask.Tay #jo.answers

[wabblebees]

im like if the most useless boytoy twink was also an incredibly handy butch lesbian

#this post is about me collapsing as soon as i got home from work #where i used a garden hoe i sharpened myself to hack down+tear out a truly impressive thistle 3× my size while 3 of my coworkers watched #swung it overhead like an axe until the centre stalk (almost the size of my wrist) was felled. then hoed around it until the roots came free #& i could grab it with my hands where there werent any thorns. turned around and all 3 of em were lookin at me like 😳😳 lmao #but now im sitting in my bathtub bc i cant stand long enough to shower anymore hdksgsk #knew this morning it was a bad pain day but pushed thru it anyway bc!! there was work to do!! but now im gonna be totally useless for 24hrs #cest la vie i suppose #after the thistle was properly disposed of just kept tilling+weeding+fixin tomato cages in the fields. came home & felt sooo dykey+hot lmfao #was like ''fuck yeah man idk what was up with me this morning im feelin fine now! great even!'' #then took my knee braces off to get into the shower & almost busted my ass on the tile when both of em gave out🤦 #my shoulders are now reminding me that i Dont Have the muscle mass to use a bigass hoe like anything but a hoe w/out Paying For It later #its a good thing i have the day off tomorrow bc im going to turn into a slug as soon as im done steaming meself like a little dumpling #definitely thinkin about using my pathetic-wet-cat-charm to get someone to bring me food tonight tho... hmm #anyway. wheres that post #''im not a butch but i believe their beliefs'' #its my exectution thats lacking lmao. but in any case #mwah. mwah mwah mwah #<-for all the butches out there. ily tysm youre wonderful #and to all the useless boytoy twinks out there: o7 <3 #godspeed fellow hopeless fags. ily too. keep doin what yr doin lmao #bee speaks

[crystalbeastsquidney]

Little man acquired >:)

#i can’t take him seriously i just wanna pose him all cutesy and shit 🖤 #he’s great his hands are shaped just right that i can make him sign ‘arrogant’ in asl :) #only real issues are that i can’t get his right knee to bend properly and his tailcoats make it hard to let him sit down #otherwise really high quality given these bad boys are only like $20 usd #bi-han #noob saibot #mortal kombat #figurine #my post

[rokso-o]

another day, another post of me barking abt cale

no bc what was the REASON..... what was the PURPOSEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?!?!? how can someone.... look..... so....... good !!! the fit !! the style !!! the pose !!!! the CHARISMA !!!!! there’s no miss when it comes to him !!!!!! he’s always serving and he’s serving an entire FEAST !!!!

#id get down on my knees #actually i already am #SIR CALEEEE YOUNG MASTER CALEEEEEE WHAT DO I NEED TO DO FOR UR HAND IN MARRIAGE #U ARE SO COOL AND GORGEOUS AND U HAVE SUCH A SEXY BRAIN WHAT SHOULD I DO OH NOOOO #down bad #im so down bad #tcf #tcf manhwa #cale henituse #tcf cale #lcf cale #lcf manhwa #tcf spoilers #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

[silverselfshippingchaos]

it's literally them

#ignore my five minute scribbles but. it is very much the key wives #ash rambles 💚 #also I forgot ash's armor but shhh. her design is pretty cool (if i do say so herself) #the main attraction is her long red coat! her and her best friend (eventually wife) are the red/blue couple #she really loves her coat! it was a gift from her adoptive dad! e.raqus! #in her first appearance she only wears one glove on her right hand #but she gets some very nasty burns on her hands while trying to save her best friend #(she fails. it really fucks her up. losing her bffs and her dad for a decade. shes all alone.) #so she has black bandages on her hands in all her appearances after b.irth b.y s.leep #it's not that the wounds havent healed—it's that she doesnt want to be reminded of how weak she is. how much of a failure she is #just a pathetic little girl who didnt deserve her title of Master anymore. she's very sad for that decade. it's bad. #eventually when she does reunite with her best friend shes scared to take the bandages off. a.qua shouldnt have to see that side of her... #a.qua tells her that theyve been best friends since they were kids. theres nothing to hide. #it's not until a.qua sees those hand scars that they begin to date. theyre childhood sweethearts! theyre very cute together!!! so gay!! #i love her sooo much! theyve got a lot of baggage with a.qua being trapped in the Realm of Darkness for a decade and Ash being all alone and #struggling with a horrible case of survivor's guilt but. they make it work. they always have ever since they were little kids. #i really like my k.h s/i!!! hope you like her too hehe! also her k.eyblade is green and red and silver and named Starfire #but yeah. red/blue couples for the win! especially when theyre a.qua/ash- #a.qua gets down on one knee a couple yrs after k.h3 and they get married a wee bit after that #their kiddo is super cool too! name is violet (she/they) and they're the coolest key kid on the block hehe! #anyways yeah. good morning-

[majorbisexualpanic]

i am a weak weak man.

#mcyt #dreamwastaken #dream smp #dsmp #dreamblr #holy shit #i wanna suck his soul out like a caprisun #i wanna give him the best head he’s ever seen in his life #i would suck him so hard his stomach concaves #i’m down bad i tell ya #on my hands and knees

[cryptid-immortality]

its very unpog of cigna to deny my diagnostic spinal mri and require six weeks of treatment before they’ll pay for it. when it’s a diagnostic MRI. they don’t know why im in pain. come on cigna its disability pride month!

#chronic illness #actuallydisabled #ive had claudication for a YEAR now and its not getting better. #my hands go numb when im doing my HOBBIES and its making me SO UPSET #i think its Ankylosing spondylitis #bc the symptoms line up rly well #i have upper back stiffness (around my shoulders and neck) which is apparently more common in dfab ppl #the neuropathy #and my inflammation markers in my blood arent elevated (which happens in 50% of ppl with AS) #so like. im SO HOPEFUL #ive been tested for a ton of things already and i just want answers. ive already come to the conclusion that im physically disabled but i #i want to know whY and if its going to GET WORSE #and also accomodations for uni. stairs my beloathed. on bad days my knees hurt but ONLY ON STAIRS and if I have to go up and down stairs. ow

[the-acid-pear]

Yall dont even know how badly down i was for this guy back in the day. Mf had me eating off the palm of his hand.

#luly talks #im pretty sure hes the main reason why im so into eyepatches in characters #at least one of the reasons at least #he was so hot AND FOR WHAT #TO SPEND HALF OF THE GAME JUST PUKING BLOOD #i remember close to nothing about this game but that scene had little kid me like sobbing and screaming and ripping my hair off #im exaggerating but not entirely im sure i cried when it looked like he was going to die #fucking okegom itself had me eating off the palm of their hand when i was a kid which #ITS BAD I KNOW LMAO but man. zany emoji but man. these silly little characters had me ON MY KNEES i swear to god #i dont actually remember if i was down as bad for anyone in wadanohara i guess. idate? and the octopus #but it was NOTHING like what me and wodahs had. or nega. although w nega it was platonic love i didnt wanna fuck that thing #i spoke of nega before the moment he died was one of the hardest blows kid me took #i mean they fucking crucified my man. they nailed him to the fucking cross. i was like 8. #my 8 year old ass did NOT need to see my at the time all time fave be fucking crucified i literally was crying so fucking hard #this sort of *grips table* way of interacting w shit did carry me to UT where when papyrus died i was like NOOOOOOOOOOO #bc i used to be a papyrus girlie yeah #part time sans girlie too i mean who wasnt back then but it was platonic never wished to fuck him #i dont remember if i didnt wanna fuck paps tho #i DO remember wanting to fuck grillby tho KFAJDHBGJH #when i got into lisa i was already too old and too normal to go as crazy anymore #no games ever managed to make me as emotional as Mogeko Castle and TGG just cuz of wodahs tho

[gingerteaonthetardis]

every time!! i consciously do something that is too physically demanding for me i still get all surprised pikachu about the consequences. every time!!!

#clown shit clown shit don't sit in a car for fourteen hours and then get up the next day and do hours of physical labor!!! #the pain from sitting that long is bad enough but then to GET DOWN ON MY HANDS AND KNEES?? AND DIG HOLES? FOR HOURS??? MORON #anyway i guess i'm not leaving bed today #abbey.txt