#abbey.txt

[gingerteaonthetardis]

april 27th is the most important day of the year. to me

#rose tyler #doctor who #dw #abbey.txt #also i've made this exact post before and i will make it again 300 times idgaf ✌

[gingerteaonthetardis]

shaking in my boots thinking about s6 so far. how spike is the closest thing to death that buffy can still get her arms around. and that's all she wants, to hold death close, to conquer death, to be dead, to play dead, to tell death she's sorry and she loves it but she's not allowed to have it for keeps, death is not for her no matter how bad she craves it and no matter how bad it craves her back!! death is her gift and she can only give it, never take it back for herself. death keeps crawling towards her like an animal with bloody teeth. so okay, she wasn't supposed to live this long and she's not allowed to die and she'll never get to heaven and this one man-shaped demon demon-shaped man is the only thing she can touch that knows anything about it. she can't cuddle up to death at night, right, so there's just this. there's just them!!!

#sorry to be doing this at 10am i am just soooo overwhelmed by All of It #abbey.txt #btvs #spuffy

[gingerteaonthetardis]

the way faith honest to god thought a threesome was going down tonight, like she had no concept of the Intricacies and Complications, she was just thinking with her dick. perfection

#meanwhile spike was over there shriveling up like a raisin in the damn sun. he said 'you don't understand‚ i am in my Celibacy era' #anyway... i just personally feel very robbed of my dream Bisexual Nightmare Threeway‚ it could have been everything and more #faith lehane #buffy summers #spike #fuffy #spuffy #btvs #abbey.txt

[gingerteaonthetardis]

fourteen dying on his does it need saying? hill with rose is so fucking wild to me. he has been walking around like a fucking squeaky toy only any time you squeeze him he goes, 'i love you!' he's wandering around london saying, 'i love the moon. i love that old georgian crown molding. i love that guy's bum. i love the smell of that wet garbage over there.' but then, when he gets his perfect moment to say he loved rose tyler, he just. cannot fucking do it. it's still too painful to him and too immediate and real, to the point that his healed future self has to be the one say it, and he's visibly struggling as he does. it is still hard for him to express. and his past self can't even nod. can't look away. just stands there looking wet and wilted. that is fucking whack. that is the rose tyler impact, baby, she will wreck your shit for four whole regenerations. you will never forget her. legend

#this is why i will never stop being annoying about her ✌ #abbey.txt #dw spoilers #this is also why i will be residing forever in rtd's walls. how can he do this to me

[gingerteaonthetardis]

wilf's coming back, i'm CRYING

#abbey.txt #legitimately losing it #dw

[gingerteaonthetardis]

me 🤝 russell t davies

the chronic, insatiable desire to project rose tyler onto every square inch of doctor who canon

#nothing is safe from her <3 die mad #abbey.txt #dw

[gingerteaonthetardis]

sorry to talk about xfiles implications once again but in s3e9 mulder invites scully into their office while he's sitting and watching a tape and scully walks in and is already sitting down to watch with him before she realizes it's not porn. and she's all jokey like 'that isn't your usual brand of entertainment.' so like. exactly how many times have they just hung out and conversationally watched porn together at the office. do they pop a bag of popcorn usually or what

#idk their intimacy is so crazy to me all the time like #there is no habit or hobby he has that she isn't content to just. hang out with him for #it's beyond friendship beyond romance i swear it is a secret third thing (they are two pieces of one whole) #abbey.txt #txf #msr

[gingerteaonthetardis]

if you want festive dw content to hold you over until the christmas special airs might i suggest hopping over to spotify and listening to the unabridged eighth doctor audio the chimes of midnight

it has everything: paul mcgann & india fisher being iconic. a mysterious edwardian manor. disembodied voices. a banger soundtrack. the doctor licking random bullshit. shearman-typical body horror. plum pudding. oh, there is so much plum pudding. christmas just isn't christmas without it

#i'm re-listening to it right now actually and it's just as good as i remember #i am holding out my hand and inviting y'all to come join me #dw #abbey.txt #eighth doctor #bfa #Spotify

[gingerteaonthetardis]

ding dong it's if that's what i wanted then i'd be dating spike o'clock

#it's the way nobody asked akdhskshsks #like she could have said literally any other superpowered friend but no. she said 'if i wanted superpowers i would be dating the little #loserboy who can't even kill a spider anymore' BE FOR REAL GIRLFRIEND #abbey.txt #btvs

[gingerteaonthetardis]

honestly what would btvs even be without spike's damn cheekbones. fundamentally different show (worse)

#if i were that hot i would also use my pretty privilege to rule the world so like. can't blame him for being an evil little guy #he looks Like That so. what else is he supposed to do #anyway i just turned on s5e14 crush and spike what the FUCK are you wearing #abbey.txt #btvs

[gingerteaonthetardis]

sorry but scully being a natural redhead means everything to me and i will be wilfully ignoring everything that suggests she's not

#when they said straight up in s9 that she dyes her hair <3 i don't care. i will be ignoring that. thank you for your time #abbey.txt #dana scully #txf

[gingerteaonthetardis]

i guess with ao3 down i have no choice but to work on my own goddamn fics. fate worse than death tbh

#if i want content. i have to just make it? :( #mean :( #abbey.txt #ao3

[gingerteaonthetardis]

i kinda think former watcher fans who miss the buzzfeed unsolved days might enjoy a youtube channel like well there's your problem. it's a wonderfully low-budget show about engineering disasters... with slideshows! plus you'd be supporting people who, far as i can tell, actually mean it when they say "eat the rich"

#just a thought! i'm a huge wtyp fan and enjoy the vibe they give off which is like. frazzled TAs frantically putting together a lesson plan #abbey.txt #watcher

[gingerteaonthetardis]

the year is 2000. 13 million people are tuning into the x-files. the title sequence changed two weeks ago, which was a little stressful. this week, it changes again. david duchovny has been removed from the bill. society crumbles. the streets run red with blood. there are riots in the capitol. i can picture it even now... they're sending in the national guard

#in the year 2000 i was still like learning basic addition and subtraction and i got stung by a bee so i don't remember much #but i assume this is what happened?? did president bush have to declare martial law?? were there crisis lines???? #i can't even imagine. #abbey.txt #txf

[gingerteaonthetardis]

"i am doing fine mentally" <- person listening to E050. Doctor Who: Zagreus

#just started it apropos of nothing. that bodes well #abbey.txt #dw #big finish #eighth doctor

[gingerteaonthetardis]

i need to paint my kitchen cabinets green. need need

#abbey.txt