i love u tyler galpin, my cliché of a small town heroine, melancholy boy whose trauma is only smaller than his boredom by a fraction, who accepts the weird and the grotesque and the violent so easily because it's better than living an idle life. my poster child of daddy issues. my puppy boy who wants to fetch the ball but who will bite me if i try to get the ball back to throw it. i love u.
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once again, this has nothing to do with anything but i had this massive brainworm abt jer starring in a crimson dawn music video where he can reprise his role as Gone But Not ForThotten Shameless Slut Era Jersey and gets to be a super hot, scary, sexc vampire king that seduces nice boys and turns them into his little vampire thralls ;)
in my head the aesthetic is very punk-rock bram stoker dracula x howl's moving castle, with strong romantic goth esqe energy, lots of catholic religious imagery sex-cept its being totally sacralized by cd.
but anyways, back to vampire king jersey, like...excuse me, jers in the dramatic high waisted riding pants and the frilly, lacey, billowy shirt with the big puff sleeves, open just enough to invite temptation but not enough to let it in...completely dripped out in the big, fancy costume jewelry and little raven rings except they're all gold & dainty, with his long, beautiful, luxuriously bouncy ginger hair falling over his shoulders like fire and lightly billowing in the breeze w/ his tunic???
not to mention the scarlet streams of fake blood dripping from his freckled lips as he smirks at you and licks them!!! HELLLOO!!!!!!!
anyways, i could talk about this for hours, but i just want y'all to know that jersey kyle played that role far too convincingly, made extremely intense, heart-racing, sexually charged eye contact with stan like the entire time and i have this very vivid image in my head of them finally getting to Kiss during this one part of the song bc it was scripted...
and its just them like aggressively making out against a huge coffin or an victorian banquet table with an antique candelabra on it and the director keeps yelling "CUT! CUT! CUT!" but they can't hear anything over the sounds they're making in each other's mouths, breathless gasps, soft shudders, desperate hands everywhere, shirts hung off collarbones, makeup smeared, expensive props fallin all over the floor
anyways, they only needed about 35 seconds of film and at the end, they ended up with 8:23 minutes of footage they didn't need...Slay.
-uncle nina, whose brain is just a super gross girl terrarium for down horrendous nasty boy brain worms
p.s. i think the song tagline goes something like
'they say you are what you eat...'
'and i eat boys' ;)
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@fumalsamakah : one muse is under a spell / in the middle of a monstrous transformation but somehow recognizes the other and refrains from harming them / megumi n yuji! Lawl
Fear is a feeling that comes with a physical sensation. Ice water down his spine, static in his mind that finally tunes properly, evens out into nothing but the blood rushing in his ears. Fights go oddly quiet in his ears sometimes -- Megumi's mind silences blows and aches ( not often taunts, unfortunately ) until he's spitting red. Even then he never bends under it all. What's so different about now?
A lot of things, his numb conscience supplies. Yuji is Yuji. It's always different with him / Has been since the beginning. Maybe that's why his ribs feel like they're caving in on themselves, snapping under each beat of his heart and shooting the muscle's beating into his every fingertip.
It's not Sukuna. Whatever this thing is that's morphing Yuji's arms and legs, twisting his usual cursed energy into something like sand gritting between teeth and wood splinters pressing under nails, his face warping strangely beneath whatever odd coating this technique being used on them provides. It's on Megumi, too -- his hands are plastered to a wall as the sensation creeps up to his elbows -- but latched itself onto Yuji first. And there's nowhere to escape to: Sukuna has saved Megumi through Yuji before, Yuji and he will keep trying to save one another, but, but--
"Itadori!" Megumi struggles against the odd feeling in his arms as they begin to go purely numb, crumbling at the edges. "Yuji, stop--" It's covering him entirely, turning his friend, his friend, into a splitting sand castle of a boy, the user puppettering his limbs from wherever it is they're hiding now, and Megumi can't think, can't think of the right way to repel the thing eating away at him because it's Yuji throwing blows at him, this time one at his head that he hardly dodges quickly enough to avoid his skull can be cracked open. The concrete wall takes the hit poorly, spraying him in chips of it. "Yuji! Quit it, it's Fushiguro!" Breathing is starting to hurt. Not good. How must Yuji be feeling underneath that technique? Worse, so much worse. Megumi is sure of it. Using the place his hands are plastered to the wall, he lifts his legs so he can kick at Yuji's chest -- Hard enough to make him stumble, but with enough control to be sure whatever ability is being used on them doesn't rip Yuji open from the force. "Listen to me!"
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pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader [no faceclaim, reader is faceless]
summary: oscar's girlfriend is busy getting her degree, but takes a surprise trip to visit her boyfriend
notes: hi i made this like a month ago and it's just been sitting in my drafts bc i couldn't decide if i liked it or not but then i decided hashtag yolo so here it is! enjoy!
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ynusername exam season type beat
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oscarpiastri Smart and pretty wow I'm a lucky guy
ynusername ☺️🥰😮💨
logansargeant Drop out of school join my emo band
ynusername williams doesn't want me
username1 wish you were coming to the race this weekend :(( it's been too long since we've seen you in the paddock
ynusername i agree :(
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oscarpiastri Bring it on race weekend 👊
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ynusername ...should i be concerned?
landonorris i don't want him!!!!!
ynusername papaya boys 🧡
oscarpiastri Missing our papaya girl 🧡
ynusername AW
username2 what the hell this is so cute 😭
username3 what blackmail does oscar have on lando omg
landonorris bro why'd you make it seem like we're on a date??
oscarpiastri You pulled out my chair and everything 🥰
landonorris i'm never being nice to you again
username4 the flower behind lando's ear?????
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oscarpiastri What a crazy weekend. P1 in the sprint and P2 on Sunday. Couldn't have done it without my good luck charm 🧡
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mclaren 👏👏👏🧡
landonorris get a room
ynusername we did
landonorris ew you keep that to yourself i don't need to know that
ynusername i love uuuuuu ❤️
oscarpiastri Best surprise ever ❤️
ynusername alsooo i passed all my exams!! so it looks like you're my good luck charm too :)
username5 that's the cutest shit i've ever heard 😭
oscarpiastri Lucky us :)
username6 🐐🐐🐐🐐
username7 rookie of the year!!!
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ynusername the return flight was a lot more fun
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username8 UGH YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE
oscarpiastri I could definitely land a plane
ynusername whatever you say dear
mclaren Are we gonna see you back in the paddock soon 👀
ynusername damn mclaren admin let me graduate first!!
username9 the official mclaren account being oscar's wingman???
landonorris am i invited to graduation
oscarpiastri No
ynusername maybe
logansargeant Am i invited to graduation
oscarpiastri Yes
ynusername Yes
landonorris man what the hell
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ynusername I DID IT BITCHESSSSSSSS CERTIFIED HOT AND SMART
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username10 YES BITCH YES
logansargeant Congrats!! Thanks for the invite!!
ynusername thanks for coming!
oscarpiastri So proud of you ❤️
ynusername thank u loooove the paddock is gonna get so tired of me now
oscarpiastri Impossible
landonorris no tag?
ynusername bruh i didn't even tag my boyfriend
mclaren Congrats! Want to put that marketing degree to use?
username11 yo???
ynusername um
oscarpiastri Say yes
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