#omg hes so hit

[heartelysia]

BUNNY READER AND PREDATOR SIMON RILEY OMG??????? 👀

YES!!! omg its been my rotting ny brain and ability to think since like late december last year 😭 lord knows how to make simon soooo hot and suitable for the predator/prey dynamic!!!! im so stuck between Simon being human or a werewolf 😣

human predator simon below

JUST IMAGINE HIS BUFF ARMS WRAP AROUND YOUR TORSO AS YOU TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM HIM, HIS VOICE GRAVELY AND LOW TO WHISPER EMPTY WORDS TO MAKE YOU OBEY! omg if u were a total brat he would grab your lil floppy bunny ears n tug em back till sweet tears fill your pitiful eyes, if that doesnt make you behave, he'll tug on your sensitive tail like a big meanie!

predator simon is 100% degrading with loving actions ykwim? his touch is so soft and feathery, making sure to only be rough when youve been a bad bunny but his words are so toxic and mean - it makes waterworks prick your honeyed eyes. simon would definitely use his thick calloused hand to pry your cute little jaw open just to spit into your mouth, patting your chin close so you'll swallow and know that your his.

gun play with predator simon is on the table, the barrel of his unloaded handgun pistoning in and out of your glistening pussy as his other hand works on keeping your trembling thighs down against the wooden planks. predator simon is so mean, always teasing you till the edge but never allowing you to cum! he leaves you so desperate and whiny for his sweet cock it almost makes him feel bad. almost.

werewolf predator simon

just the meanest, not a single nice bone in his entire body! maybe expect when hes hungrily lapping up your blood hes drawn from his bites or when hes busy swallowing mouthfuls of your cum. but regardless! hes still a big bully, biting down harshly onto the soft skin of your nape till you thrash and whine at the pain, hammering the thick head of his cock deep into your womb till youre a sobbing braindead mess for him and even simon using his sharp claws to rip through your nice clothes!

werewolf simon is obsessed with your scent and the idea of marking you, even if you two were two entire different species. god, he would take any chance to leave his cum discreetly on your new clothes just so the smell of him wafts around you. his idea of marking you is rather perverted, the idea being his thick sticky cum splayed all over your cute lil face or his crude fantasy of marking you happened to be pounding your little cunny to oblivion in public.

werewolf simon who hates to admit it but loves it so fucking much when you tug on his fluffy tail as you choke and gag on his fat aching cock, his pleasure heightened by tenfold when you softly stroke the base of his tail. simon who's words are so degrading and mean it makes your trembling pussy ache, his actions only back his words up as his calloused palm and fingers show no mercy to your pussy and clit hes bullying. how rude!

#☆.elys ramble #I LOVE YOU GHIST #omg hes so hit #cod smut #ghost smut #simon riley smut

[jay-birds-fly]

I loved this movie so here’s a meme I cobbled together

#he is so wet cat coded it’s insane #ballister boldheart #nimona #ambrosious goldenloin #nimona netflix #arm chopping is not a love language #ballister x ambrosius #nimona ballister #ballister blackheart #omg hit tweet! /j

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 112

Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for. 

 Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more. 

 We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out. 

 And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother. 

 Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred- 

 D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???

…

Alfreeeeed-

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #battinson #Bruce is a skrunkly lil meow meow the kids feel bad about hitting #Danny felt bad the moment he got a taste of the dude's emotions #Selina returning to Gotham covered with cats clinging to her: #Bruce covered with several small children: #“I have a problem with strays” #Alfred is so tired #He comes back from getting groceries for dinner to three new children #all sprawled out on the couch with Dick and Bruce and a movie credits on in the background #they were watching Gray Ghost and eating shredded cheese #Dick a ten year old: Hi there tiny neighbor you are alone and that is bad so come with me please I have snacks #Tim a five year old who has never been taught stranger danger: omg sure Robin #Dick: What #Tim holding his hand: :) #Danny looking at Batman: He gonna cry :( #Jason: No he aint #Danny: You can feel the misery #Danny: It's like kicking a puppy :( #Jason: Shit u right #Both of them looking into the Batmobile now that the door is open: Why is there a box of coloring books and a kid carseat #Omg it's bat themed #There's also a blanket #Why yes it is for long patrols #Also random but I feel like Battinson would be aided by a longer cape #Let battinson become a batblob and disappear into a corner

[dizzybizz]

trailblazer makes a wikihow on how to become a raccoon

they commission gepard to do the art

#im doing the reqs out of order now apparently #this one hit me like a truck #i couldnt get the vision out of my head #therere defs more steps i just had to restrain myself #honkai star rail #trailblazer #tiny itty bitty #march 7th #dan heng #gepard #he put himself in as a bystander #doodle #my art #this took a stupid amount of time #gepards artstyle is so far out of my comfort zone omg

[revvethasmythh]

wait wait, I was just revisiting when the Hells went to Gelvaan to confirm Relvin's age, and Matt said he's "in his mid-late 40s."

I don't think I ever really squared that with how old Imogen is. She's 28 years old. That means, at the youngest Relvin might be (45), he would have had Imogen at 17, and at oldest (49) he was only 21. That is SO YOUNG. What do you mean he was a dad at (approximately) 21 and a single parent by 23-25?? And that's the oldest possible estimate, he might have been even younger!

#oh my god relvin and liliana were SO YOUNG #i don't know why this NEVER occurred to me before but WOW #it just hit me like a truck #relvin temult #I'm guesstimating he's on the older end (48-49) because he and liliana were married but. omg. that's still so so young #HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT THE CLUB #critical role

[rox-of-iu]

hulloo, i am here once again with cultivate....but not the usual one (~_~;)

so funny thing! i had most of these already done from before, but felt a bit silly so i didnt post them. but then (spoiler) we got Tao Ying in his fresh new look and like.. i had to draw him and post the rest of the gang along with him hksfh. so here, the sillays

🍑Tao Ying

🐉Qing Mushu

🦆 The Empress

🐗The General

aaand more sillies of the goobers

aaaaand thats it hdjhdsjfhds so sorry for the long post lmao

characters yoinked from @neonghostcat cultivate

#long post #sorry hadhkdjf #cultivate #cultivate: slow life on a monster infested mountain #listen i am not immune to making humanizations of everything i can get my hands on hajhsh #i am obviously not saying this is how theyd canonically look like im just having fun #i know im missing the mark verily but ykno hjcbsd #speaking of which #i struggled so much with tao ying lmaooo #fun fact this is not in fact my first design that i had in mind after reading the new chapter #he was supposed to be more uhhh airy? not so heavily set in physical reality ykno hsahkdj #but i couldnt rly put him on paper properly for the longest time and finally hit a vibe with this design so thats what i stuck with #and he grew on me so #even tho he is prolly really really not accurate to neonghostcats vision hahha #anyway the group pic was supposed to convey that theyre all scarily tall but instead it just makes SY look like a baybey oh well #hahh cheers #WAIT OMG I JUST NOTICED BUT i hope no one interprets the empress saying the bottom bit to the ducklings shbdnxksndndk omggg #THOSE TWO DRAWINGS ARE OBVS NOT CONNECTED OH GOD o(-<

[buglaur]

#ts4 #sims 4 #isn't he cool #thanks for the love on the post this morning omg #have another #hit blog milestone as well thank u #GOD i can't wait for this pack #i had to give him a farmers tan i had to do it #has anyone ever made the strangerville cowboy hat bgc? i want it so bad #i'm too lazy to edit in his little eyebrow scar #i'm queueing this up at 2:40am #/rufus

[merakiui]

thinking,,,,,,,, darling who has a cryptic pregnancy....... [insert twst character here] reacting to it,,, maybe you and floyd and you're both a little dense because neither of you could have ever guessed. T_T

"what do you mean you were pregnant this whole time???? i thought shrimpy just got softer. :D" - floyb mindset.

in floyd's defense, he has no idea how human pregnancies work. he slept through that part of land boot camp!!! fell asleep the minute the professor started droning on about how humans don't lay eggs like mers do. jade can only chuckle (maybe he knew, but in classic jade fashion he won't tell because it's much more entertaining to sit back and watch everyone slowly figure it out) and azul is shaking his head in disbelief. had he known, he would have prepared well in advance to lend a helping hand. and you're just so amazed because maybe you were told you're unable to get pregnant, but somehow it happened and you had no idea all this time.

thank you to floyd and his mer virility for doing what was thought to be the impossible!!!!!! <3

#meraki mumbles #tw: pregnancy #conversely this happens with rollo and he's convinced it's a gift from god LOL he feels very blessed <3 #OOOOO THIS CONCEPT WITH CATER #i need to write something with cater....... he gives me many thoughts but i never write any of them >_< #WAIT. CATER BEING SOMETHING OF A CRINGEFAIL #he kinda sorta sucks at adulting but he's trying and you're his roommate and you're not in a relationship but you fuck #and cater's okay with it because it's easier when he's not attached #but then cryptic pregnancy happens and now he's hit with the weight of: 'wow..... i'm going to be a father' #cater definitely goes to trey for advice #omg cater inviting riddle and trey to breakfast and being like 'sooooo what if i said cay-cay's gonna be a dad? :3' #he catches both of them so off guard... #AAAAAA SORRY FOR RAMBLING IN TAGS OTL

[inblurtub]

you walked in on him adjusting his tie in front of the mirror, suddenly, you wanted to be a little naughty so you came closer and steal the tie from him (while you two kissing) so he decided to go out only with the suit.

then when he was on the way back home, he sent you this picture and a text: “your work of art :)”

#hello???? is that u #lando norris woke up and chose to wear THE thing #which is great #f1 #lando norris #so hot omg #i know he love taking hot asf pics but this hits different #f1 imagine #it is fun honestly #f1 fanfic #formula one fanfiction #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x female reader #lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #lando norris imagine #fi x reader #formula one x you

[groovyace]

‼️GET HIS ASS‼️

#jason todd #red hood #omg hes so cuttteeee #when he murders 🤩🤩🤩 #under the red hood #aRGHHHHH #jason arc strikes again #eyestrain #hit em w the shapesn colours #dc comics #dc #thefridge

[sandeewithtwoe]

“Did I win?”

In case you can’t read my writing:

Killer: Hey Ink, do you like games?

Ink: I *LOVE* games!

Killer: *does the knife game* (plz do not do this at home) Ok, your turn now *gives the knife to Ink*

Ink: *stabs himself with the knife*

#art #utmv #comic #killer sans #ink sans #killer is slowly becoming my favourite sans to draw #ink definitely thinks the goal of the game is to hit your hand #he doesn’t know how killer missed all his fingers #I FORGOT TO DRAW INKS INK STAIN OMG #IM SO DUMB FORGIVE ME

[puzzlekinq]

witch cackling at these two images why did he do That

#hes a fucking stupid dork old man im so in love with him #burt fabelman #the fabelmans #paul dano #danonation #danonator #danocel #omg a hit tweet

[matchalovertrait]

Noemí and Erick have started to work out a little bit. With their 40s around the corner, they want to make sure they live long, healthy lives!

#edit 4/28: i always talk about them being so young but they just aged up in my game and omg 😭😭 they don't even look that much diff i think #but reality hit me!!!! tell me why it almost physically hurt when i was giving them new hair and outfits too #you hardly see their little fine lines too but i was like 🤧🤧 erick did get a lil more tho cuz he's whiter lmao #erick wade #noemi alegria #tjolc gen 1 #tjol challenge #tjolc #the joy of life challenge #joy of life challenge #matchalovertrait #alegria legacy #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #sims 4 #the sims 4

[wikiangela]

wip wednesday

tagged by @diazsdimples @tizniz @daffi-990 @bidisasterbuckdiaz @fortheloveofbuddie @hoodie-buck 💖💖

i wasn't gonna post today but I'm currently writing another one of Buck and Taylor's arguments and I'm having so much fun lol (there's gonna be only one more conversation between them after this haha) I keep having new ideas for the in-between of what I had planned, and I hope all of this turns out coherent, I'm probably gonna have to do so much editing lol I'm so determined to post it this month and I'm actually inspired!

prev snippet

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“I don’t know what to tell you.” he sighs, averting his gaze, as he’s trying to think about anything to say, but his mind is blank. 

“How about the truth? I really just want to know what the hell is going on with you. Because this-” she throws her hands out, vaguely gesturing around. “This isn’t a life together, and I don’t know how many more times we can have this exact same conversation.”

“Taylor…” he starts, hoping more words would come. “I’m sor-”

“Is there someone else?” she blurts out, angry tears welling in her eyes. He feels his own eyes widen in surprise, and his cheeks burn.

“What?”

“I mean, are you seeing someone else?” she doubles down, her tone a little shaky, but still determined. Suddenly, he feels his heart in his throat, and he has to make a conscious effort to breathe. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

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no pressure tags: @elvensorceress @gaydiaz @thebravebitch @shortsighted-owl @eddiebabygirldiaz @watchyourbuck @eowon @loserdiaz @evanbegins @ladydorian05 @wildlife4life @diazpatcher @lover-of-mine @monsterrae1 @thewolvesof1998 @puppyboybuckley @weewootruck @loveyouanyway @spagheddiediaz @rainbow-nerdss @epicbuddieficrecs @pirrusstuff @spotsandsocks @alliaskisthepossibilityoflove @nmcggg @rogerzsteven @hippolotamus @giddyupbuck @sunshinediaz @honestlydarkprincess @underwater-ninja-13 @exhuastedpigeon @911-on-abc @jesuisici33 @steadfastsaturnsrings @theotherbuckley @buddieswhvre @dangerpronebuddie

#do we think he'll finally confess? 🙃 #buddie cheating fic #wip wednesday #fic: got a girl at home (but I love the way you taste) #he's being so horrible in this omg im sorry but im having the time of my life lmao #(he's not actively sleeping with eddie tho don't worry he's not *that* horrible lol) #hit 17k and this is from chapter 4! #did y'all think he'd take henren's advice *immediately*? lmao he's so dumb <3 #eddie literally all but spelled out how he feels and buck's still not listening hahah (eddie thinks he knows tho smh) #someone take this fic away from me who even am i lmao #fic snippet #buddie #buddie fic #buddie wip #wikiangela writes #my writing #my wips #me: i don't know how to write arguments #also me: writes a fic full of arguments #hope it doesn't suck lol 🤞🤞

[getting-messi]

After Argentina won the penalty shootout, it several moments for it to hit Lionel Scaloni that he had managed his country to becoming World Cup Champions.

His reaction is worth waiting for🥹

World Cup Final

December 18, 2022

#the way it slowly hits him omg that break down of emotions at the end #he was always so calm regardless of if we scored or conceded throughout this ENTIRE tournament #I’m so happy for him #:) #Lionel Scaloni #Argentina nt #Argentina #World Cup #wc2022 #my post

[booksandpaperss]

so obv Will Byers isn’t actually buff just cuz Noah is but I do think Mike sees it that way just a little bc he’s gay and stupid

#it’s hilarious to read in fics #honestly I only get bugged by buff byers when it’s like “omg Will is so strong he was hitting the gym working out he could throw Mike acros #a room” like no. pls stop #but Michael likes muscular men Wheeler would definitely see Will being a little broader and be like oh 😳 my fantasy 😳😳 it’s real 😳😳😳 #byler #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are