ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way to much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.
like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪
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do you think they have a situationship?
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how do you guys think it affects/affected d&p's dynamic (if at all) that phil is the youngest child and dan is the oldest child 🤨🤨
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Still thinking about when every egg gradually climbed out of their holes and express their surprise and confusion, and then there's Chayanne.
After the shock of seeing Cucurucho and a glance of the surrounding
"where is she"
Immediately question Tallulah's whereabouts
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Me: I am an adult and I am officially over my YouTubers phase
Me, two days later: HOLY SHIT DAN AND PHIL BAKING VIDEO 2k23???
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PASSENGER PRINCESS????? YOUNGER BROTHER ENERGY????? FFS DAN AND PHIL GET OFF PHANNIE TWITTER STOP BEING CHRONICALLY ONLINE GO TOUCH GRASS THIS IS RIDICULOUS
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was reading dnp fanfiction about the phouse and realised that they will grow old there and i literally screamed in public... i am officially insane in the membrain
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Cuando sienta que no tiene fuerza, que se muere
Que nada tiene sentido y que nadie la quiere
La nena piensa en papá cantándole, él no llora
La nena no se rinde ni la nena llora
My piece for the Valentine's Day exchange for @sharptoothed-gaze
Lyrics from No Llora by Cuarteto de nos (translation under the cut)
When she feels she ran out of strength, that she's dying
That nothing makes sense and that nobody loves her
The little girl thinks about dad singing to her, he doesn't cry
The little girl doesn't give up neither does she cry
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