#old timey shit

[a-little-bi-chaos-witch]

I'm so ready for winter, like please all I wanna be is cozy and warm, in my soul.

#witchvibe #seasons #winter #cozycore #warm #impatience #waiting #hurry up #vibes #witches #writer #old timey shit #way of life #nature #indoors #cold weather #australia #australien

[luridcomixofthenuit]

who is the most bodacious babe?? vote now on your phones

#heavymedic #red oktoberfest #tf2 #fan shit #team fortress 2 #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #myart #WHO WILL STOP MY SINFUL HAND #medic wears suspenders and is an old man so i gave fem medic old timey lingerie ksdjnsd #fem tf2

[kibibarel]

i hate that stupid fake Redditwhatever post going around that says Pokemon don’t poop or pee. Darumaka’s Pokedex entry is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

#Darumaka literally makes HOT SHITS.....CANONICALLY!!!!! #PEOPLE IN OLD TIMEY POKEMON TIMES USED TO PUT THE SHITS INTO THEIR POCKETS TO KEEP WARM. SO JOT THAT DOWN

[rexscanonwife]

Lord help me I'm stepping back into my Aran phase 🙏 right now I'm thinking about an AU where my s/i is a lounge singer in the 1920s-30s that Aran is infatuated with. Only problem is that he doesn't have a penny to his name, so he does the logical thing and joins an underground bareknuckle boxing ring to make some extra cash, where he quickly becomes a well known and feared contender

I haven't done too much with the AU yet story-wise but I'm hoping to flesh it out more soon!

#artfarts #self insert #self ship #self shipping community #self insert community #fictional other #self insert art #punch out #punch out!! #aran ryan #☘️ lucky love ☘️ #ofc the money isnt all that important to my s/i #she likes aran for his rancid personality somehow. maybe shes attracted to danger 😂😂 #and also he just finds he LIKES beating the shit out of people 😂😂 #i mostly like listening to old timey sounding music and imagining her performing #maybe its directed at him maybe its not #he certainly seems to think so!! #theres gotta be some kind of conflict other than the physical conflict of the boxing tho #like maybe shes already involved with someone...DANGEROUS just to keep singing #he wants to be big enough to have her. idk #let me have this

[electric-friend]

the number of izzy artists who turn this little guy into a wiry little skinny-waisted twink please i just want to talk

look at him! small but sturdy. look at his belly isn’t it cute?

that is all, thank you for your time :)

#izzy hands #(talks about izzy like he’s a kitten) #listen. fuck fandom politics. im woobifying that wet rat piece of shit #our flag means death #ofmd #he doesn’t need to be twiggy cause he’s a bottom lol #same thing happens to stede and rhys darby is built like an old-timey strongman lol i don’t get it #and stede’s not even a bottom /j (truly a matter of opinion lmao) #and izzy. ​i know that the black and the high waisted pants and the puffy sleeves make him look thinner at a glance but still

[penofwildfire]

Vinny tries to get Garmadon to go to therapy but he's extremely wary of it cuz the last time he saw a professional was like 200 years ago and they wanted to perform a lobotomy on him

#idk I just say shit #I think Wu and Garm should have bad experiences with old-timey medicine #ninjago #vinny folson #ninjago vinny #vinny of ngtv news #garmadon #roomie!garmadon #survivalshipping

[tvonq]

#its like im watching one of them old timey shows like murder she wrote idk #the quality is shit but im still slapping it on the big screen . its all pixels but he still looks fine as hell #nct #dreamies #markmallow #istj #🦀

[pollenallergie]

I just know that Eddie secretly loves skincare… but only because you love it. Of course, you get him some skin care essentials so that he can create his own ~*custom*~ daily routine, but the man hardly ever uses them. At best, Eddie sometimes uses the cleanser you bought him to wash his face in the shower, but most the time he either forgets to wash his face entirely or (more often) he does it with the same cheap bar of soap he uses to wash everything else. Really, he prefers to watch you work through your own simple three/four step routine. In Eddie’s opinion, there’s something oddly therapeutic, soothing even, about watching the one he loves do something that you so clearly enjoy; even if its something as mundane as washing your face or applying some moisturizer. 

Occasionally, Eddie will partake in skincare with you, but only because he loves that its a peaceful activity that he gets to do with his favorite person. His favorite aspects of skincare are facemasks. In fact, Eddie loves, loves, loves when you come home with new face masks for him to try; especially when they’re the ones that you have to like spread on his face. Clays, gels, creams, he loves them all, mostly because you’ve deemed him too messy to use them on his own. Instead of giving him the opportunity to make an absolute mess of things, you do every single step for him while pampering him along the way. During the application process, you give Eddie a nice facial massage as you spread the slightly chilly substance all over his skin. Then, instead of letting him wash it off himself - because he just gets water all over the bathroom when he does that - you take a warm, damp wash cloth and gently wipe it off for him. Once his skin is all bright and clean, you even give him another little facial massage when you apply some moisturizer to skin, paying extra special attention to his masseter muscles because the poor bean tends to clench his teeth. The whole experience is just absolutely wonderful for our dear Eddie because you dote on him the entire time; he fucking adores it. Mr. Edward Francis Munson (because I genuinely believe that man has the lamest middle name ever; most hot guys do and its usually a family name or some shit like that) is not a big fan of sheet masks though, mostly because they’re really slimy in a way that he’s not super fond of, plus the lack of mess means that you allow him to do them mostly independently and, therefore, don’t really dote on him as much. Although, he doesn’t necessarily hate them, he’ll still use them if you offer him one, but he typically prefers the messier masks; he’s a messy dude.  

Also, every other Friday, after Eddie gets his paycheck, he takes you to your favorite beauty shop so that you can stock up on your staple products and maybe, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, splurge on a couple new things for the both of you to try. You two often don’t have much money to spend on non-essentials, but skincare is one of those extravagances that you allow yourselves to indulge in whenever its feasible to do so. After all, Eddie would sooner have no money to his name, no food in his belly, and no home to return to than deny you the pleasure of indulging in one of your favorite things in the whole wide world. Is that too dramatic? Probably, but this is Eddie the Thespian we’re dealing with here. 

#you cannot tell me that this man's middle name is not some old timey shit of like french or latin or fuck even german origin #could be francis #could be horace #could be otis #could even be herbert #either way its unbelievably lame #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader fluff #eddie munson x reader #gn!reader #eddie munson x gn!reader #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson ficlet #stranger things #stranger things 4 #eddie munson thoughts #edward munson

[thenon-fictiondays]

sorry for not answering any messages/asks/replies/etc i went right from depressed slump to catching covid for the first time 🫠

that being said I'm finally (mostly) done with kagihira (okay I've been done for a while but too depressed to do anything with it) sooo I'm just gonna go ahead and start reading the manga ✌️

#i feel like shit but blorbos will help #also my pets keep wanting to hang out with my on my bed and I'm like aww but NO I DO NOT WANT YOU TO GET SICK #it's literally been like an old timey comedy routine trying to keep them out #i toss one out the door and turn around and the other has taken his place #yes i know they probably won't get sick but also if they DO get sick they'd probably die and then I'd die too #and yes i do have an anxiety disorder how did you know? #tw covid

[magstorrn]

about to leave a scathing review for a historical fiction book on goodreads (felt so strongly about it i made an account for the first time) then chickening out once i realised i'd put down my full name and i dont want to offend the author TOO much in case we end up working in the same field as historians

#missives #i admire her a lot too which sucks but holy shit. this book is bad its SO bad #maybe i'll post my review here just to get it out of my system #in essence its a book about a real historical figure but shes written in this way where literally all she ever does is serve men #and have babies continuously #and we're meant to believe she's fallen in love with her dropkick of a husband who does fuck all and is constantly abroad #and like. of course i can believe that's how some women were especially given their religious inclinations #but i could feel the feminism leaving my body the longer i read the book like it is that bad i felt like i was being brainwashed #it starts good like it goes into her childhood and relationship with her siblings #but then she just turns into her husband's mother essentially and its so revolting. and it doesnt even feel authentic? like #none of these people feel like real people. they dont fight they dont have nasty thoughts they are so fucking sanitised #i dont know what i expected.jpeg #and this woman is a historian!! she has a phd!! #yet she gets basic things wrong to an immersion-breaking degree #the whole thing is set during the civil wars but she NEVER talks about there being surgeons i have not seen a single mention of a surgeon #shes always referring to doctors and physicians but it's becoming apparent to me that when she says physician #shes just using it as an old timey word for doctor not because she properly understands the 17th century medical hierarchy #fucking hell. im so mad

[inkyquince]

Thinking about... Old men... 🥰

#wanna make a silver fox #a reclusive puppet maker or some shit #got that strict grandpa vibes #broad chest and nice waist #got that white hair #hmmmm #maybe those old timey rich assholes #you break into his house? #he gonna tie u down in his basement #priest 🤝 old man #loves a basement #quinceyeasyspeaky #gotta give him a real sad old man hobby #piano but in the sad old man way #puppet making but in the sad old man way #FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST CAN MY MUTUALS STOP LIKING THIS #LOOK AWAY #IM TRYNA IMPREGNATE OLD MEN

[wrestlingisfake]

JR: These guys remind me of the Midnight Express

Me: Remember folks, you heard it here last

#aew #all in #ftr #i heard they also like old-timey shit #and i think dax has a family or smth? #huge if true

[metalfeather]

Since its X-Mas and I'm watching the Animated Series you know who, based on pure vibes and what I generally vaguely know about their story, I could look at and go 'yeah I could probably write them they seem to have themes I fuck with'

Cable

#;ooc. #like this is a pure speaking out of my ass thought but. ya kno? #timey wimey shenanigans? half man half cyborg therefore has a weird dynamic with his humanity? too old for this shit? yea #like will I? fuck no I can barely write my current muses as is. but its a fun thought

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

an indirect kiss/a good use of prosthetics (don't worry, they can smoke: they're fatherly, old timey and badass, that's already 3 reasons to let them do their thing. also those are expensive edenian cigars.)

#images technically approved by my mom LMAO #anyways these two + old timey hays code era tropes = the best shit ever fr #my post #borderlands #alistair hammerlock #wainwright jakobs #wainlock #postbl3 verse #smoking #ask to tag #artstuff

[shibusawaz]

NIKOLAI OR SHIBUSAWA DOODLE IMMEDIATELY 🔫

I hc that shibusawa is an avid fan of girlbloggers

#I shit you not these two have like ZERO color in their designs #Looking like a whole old timey movie..... #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd shibusawa #bsd gogol #bsd nikolai gogol #Nikolai gogol #shibusawa tatsuhiko

[leonbastralle]

ok but if u need skyrim to look like real life i dont trust u

#im pro mods. i personally cant use them bc i play that broken ass shit on the switch but i think mods are great #but like. let it be a bit crusty......it doesnt need to b perfect #v old timey teen movie ugly duckling transformation #skyrim can keep its glasses on its sexy w them too #this just me scouring the tags for some nice scenery that doesnt look like it has 50 instagram filters slapped on it