#old ass meme sorry

[yume-holic]

found this on an old edits folder

#old ass meme sorry #but it made me snort when i saw it #kuroshitsuji #sebamey #mey rin #sebastian michaelis

[scrunchie-87]

#Sorry for this old ass image #i saw this meme and swore i had to do something chansaw #heathers #veronica sawyer #heather chandler #chansaw

[jaskierx]

hey sorry your boyfriend’s name was pulled in the october 1982 labor lottery. yeah he’s been assigned to the grestin border checkpoint. we’ll provide a class 8 dwelling in east grestin. glory to arstotzka

#boyfriend meme #sorry your boyfriend #papers please #hey sorry i included your boyfriend in a niche ass shitpost referencing a 10 year old indie game #lyse.jpg

[kaininedraws]

Sunday Mood

#sam and max #freelance husbands #gay #freelance police #3d render #blender #old ass meme #I'm sorry lol #Not really sorry #sam and max fanart

[stranded-labyrinth]

Molly: [wakes up in the hospital]

Doctor: your surgery was a success! also, the infamous cannibal won't be a danger to your family anymore

Molly: phew! where's my husband? i want to see him

Doctor: who do you think took the cannibal?

#sorry #old ass meme

[d-1hater]

More Low Quality Memes of a High Quality Movie

I fucking love Across the Spiderverse with my whole existence

I just think Hobie fits this so well so there are several, I am not sorry. I love him

#i'm not sorry for these and I will make more #atsv spoilers #miles just wants his dad #is that too much to ask #i love miguel but him beefing with a 15 year old is fucking hilarious #imagine being a grown ass superhero man beefing with a teenager #them expecting miles to just let his dad really was so ridiculous #legitimately why would he EVER do that #like yeah no i totally understand where you're coming from despite the insane amount of lies and gatekeeping #let me just let my dad die #makes total sense #hobie was one of the only real ones from start to finish #because he knew expecting that of miles with how much they weren't being told was insane #hobie is the master instigator #he fits that meme format so well #i'm not sorry for making three #i love him okay #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #atsv hobie #atsv miguel #miles morales #spiderman atsv #atsv miles #into the spiderverse #atsv memes #spiderman: atsv #atsv #hobie brown #miguel o'hara

[cassynite]

💎💎💎 👀

Sparrow's expression grows fond at the mention of the tiefling. "Ariadne is--fun. She has this wry sense of humor that draws people in, this air of irreverence, where she doesn't take many things seriously. It can be a little aggravating at times, when she treats a matter with less gravitas than what would be wise. Those powers of hers that she held during the Crusade...it had been worrying, at point, what she would do with them.

"But those fears were unfounded--they also know how not to take things too far. When something is important enough to take seriously. They might be lackadaisical at times, but they aren't really flighty; they have a strong sense of justice, and underneath their lackadaisical behavior is a deep well of compassion and confidence.

"She knows who she is and what she wants; how to have fun in her life but also when the fun needs to stop. She is also deeply loyal to those she considers her friends, though I'm not sure her loyalty is always given to those who earn it. I cannot judge her too harshly for that of course, not when I benefited from her kindness and her help.

"Above all, I should say...they are a good friend to those who let her know them. I am proud to be counted among that number."

#cassy answers #arendaes #i still think about that piece you wrote with them 🥺 sparrow's relationship here would be with kc ariadne specifically bc of that #also i had to dust off this ask before posting it sorry if i missed a spot 😅 #i saw people doing this meme again and remembered these old ass asks that still needed answered #hoping to get to the ones i have in my inbox over the next few days! #oc: sparrow

[kyros-tha-soldier]

King riku: *asleep in his bedroom at the palace*

Doflamingo: *BUSTS WINDOW OPEN*

T H I S K I N G D O M B E L O N G S T O

M E N O W

#Doffy is foul for this #Like bro your ancestors gave up on it to become CDs man chill #Honestly i do understand that he can't go back to being a CD yadda yadda and all that #But come on man we all know you wanted it for the trading port... We know your lil mischievous ass is doing it for the money (and slavery) #Doffy doing his scheming and pirating: 😈😈😈👹👹👹👺👺👺 #Doffy when he gets knocked out by a 19 years old and taken to prison: 🤔🤨😒 #Like brah you had it comin #Honestly at the end of the day... And i hate to say it but it was somewhat homing's fault for being very naive- #And choosing to live among humans ESPECIALLY those who get wronged so many times by the CD #Anyways. Fellow doffy apologists pls don't get mad i-i'm just teasing ehehe #Lov me dofuramingo #King Riku should've also known better than to trust some man at his window wearing a pink feathery coat and giving him death threats #I just noticed that Homing and Riku are quite similar... Hmmmm #Makes you think if Homing came back to dressrosa (AND DIDN'T BRING UP THAT HE'S A CD OR CAME FROM MARIJOIS EVERY SINGLE GUCKING MINUTE)- #Then it might've worked nicely #One piece #Sorry for all the tags I'm just pulling random shit to get people to look at my lazy ass meme and laugh #Pls leave like doe... Thankies 🥺😔 #Donquixote doflamingo #Dressrosa #Dressrosa arc #King riku #King riku III

[panco-1812]

Funny Kirb meem. Let him swear.

Translate : At 7 years old I said : “Hey friend, don’t be like that. It makes me mad, and I don’t like it“ But now I said : “Fuck you.“

#Old Kirb gijinka I need to update him someday #This is drawn about 2 years ago #I think a meme post inspired me but I lost that image #kirby #Kirby gijinka #擬カビ #uhh he appears in every game what do I tag this #kirby meme #Indonesian version is just way funnier to me I'm sorry my Indonesian ass will see anything Indonesian related and laughed #[ngentot lu] is better than [fuck you] you can't change my mind

[ch3shire-rabbit]

I know you said official media is preferable but this edited picture of Panchito from fur affinity always finds me when I google search him *skull emoji* and it cracks me UP

AHEHUEHUEHU WHY IS HIS ASS SO BIG 😭😭

#Thank you this made my morning <333 #CRYING WHAT’D THEY DO TO HIM #crisp talks #the three caballeros #asks #panchito pistoles #*panchito voice* hmmrg donald i’m trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards /ref #That’s such an old cringe meme sorry #That was like. The first thing that came to mind #PAQUITO QUE PASO

[sae-mian]

❛ you okay? caught you staring off into space again. ❜

i had like. 3 separate ideas for this one so i hopE THIS ONE'S OK

TIMELINE: ballad WHEN: 6.1 WHO: nira'sae/g'raha SUMMARY: i don't know how to succinctly summarise this ;;; uhhh local Warrior of Light returns from the end of the world with Voices In Their Head

┈┈┈┈┈❀┈┈┈┈┈

Hey.

Come on. I know you can hear me.

You can't keep doing this. You know you can't.

Listen to me-- hey--

"Hey--"

Nira'sae jumped as a hand gently grasped their shoulder.

G'raha. He was studying them, brow pinched.

"H-hey, sorry."

They tried to put on a convincing smile, hoping to appease some of the worry clearly evident on his face.

"You okay? You've been staring off into space out here for a while, now."

Had it been a while? They looked back out over the skyline, Old Sharlayan sprawling out beneath them. The lights from windows and lamp-posts emitted a soft glow, illuminating the streets where the sky above did not.

Huh. They could've sworn it was still light out, when they came out for some air.

Time flies, doesn't it?

What? You want me to stop? To go away?

I fucking can't. I wouldn't even if I could.

You can't escape yourself.

Nira'sae.

"Nira?"

They shook their head roughly, as if that might help dislodge this... presence in their mind.

There was nothing for it. Sooner or later, they'd have to figure this out, once and for all.

No point in needlessly worrying 'Raha about it, though.

"I'm fine." They smiled at him again, though they couldn't help but think it was even less convincing this time.

It didn't matter. They pat his hand where it rested on their shoulder, before hopping down from the wall they were sat on, and heading back to the Annex.

#ffxiv #ffxiv oc #nira'sae #ffxiv writing #ask meme #ask answered #to summarize better down in the Pit Of Tags #when nira'sae is re-forged #a BIG chunk of their aether is cut off #imagine it all being stuffed behind a big fuckoff dam #the tower's logic being that the new body would take time to adjust to the sheer weight of aether #it should have trickled out slowly and unnoticably but.... it didnt #so once that dam fully breaks (endsinger babey) its a full rush of all their stank ass old aether #and it kind of forms a... personality of its own? its. #VERY HARD TO EXPLAIN #SORRY

[villains4hire]

Who was your first muse? / Least favourite thing about roleplaying? / Favourite trope?

//A Dretch DnD OC that was basically a joke character that had Fabio's face and hair on the body of a Dretch in an evil campaign when I was 13. Tumblr wise I've been on the site since it was made nearly, but I was 17 or so when I took up a character called Aatrox the Darkin Blade from League of Legends. I was pretty successful as him, as for various reasons, I will say ooc did not reflect my writing and while I've vastly improved since then? Most turned to me for Aatrox since I was one of the first, but my drabble speeches were pretty successful too along with writing. I no longer regret those times I guess even if I was kind of cringe or edgy, and had a bunch of fallouts from my own mental state as I just wasn't well or emotionally developed past a certain age in certain aspects until much later and in denial over my autism and aspd still. I can go into further detail privately if it's of interest, as while I have nothing to hide? It's probably wiser to keep it private but the people I knew from then, I know very few other than a handful now, but I'm so grateful toward them. They helped push me into self-reflecting, even if my problems weren't super obvious. So yeah, never expected tumblr with my first character on it to change me like that, but it did. I think it's important to keep note to why I mention it, but it's mostly behind me now.

//I think when it comes to the rpc? Probably how dumb or weird ppl can be ooc or even suddenly to the point of being creepy or disconcerting. Like in a way I'd never talk to someone in rl like that or have ever met someone like that. I've dealt with quite a few of those types and they always confuse me.

//Hrm. I'll just give a quick summary since I can take any of the following: I like either cuddly qp stuff or extremely down bad stuff. Then jokey fun or adventure stuff.

#long post #ooc #answered #memes #//My old stomping ground. I feel sorry for anyone that put up with my ass ten years ago lol

[lesboguy-moved]

flat chested long haired masc women got me acting unwise

#knifyposting #sorry for the old ass meme but good god they made rika for me specifically

[lossantostimes]

This week on GTA online:

#gtav #gta5 #gtaonline #gta online #meme #silly #heyo this is my first time editing videos! hope you guys enjoy lol #i would do more effects and stuff but i have a basic ass editing software lol #I'M ALSO OLD AS FUCK SO I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF THESE JOKES ARE FUNNY ANYMORE I'M SORRY #mod hawke

[vicsuragi]

there’s a war going on

linsday bluth-funke:

#arrested development #HER PHYSICALITY MATCHED THIS MEME EXACTLY #i had flashbacks #i saw the equations flying around her head #amazing #sorry for this old ass meme but it's applicable bye

[daisygirlwrites]

Task Force 141 + Reader (Callsign-Crash): friendship headcanons

a/n: Hello hello! Just some random headcanons that I had written down for Crash and her relationships with the members of the 141 team. Nothing romantic, just some wholesome stuff.

original gif by @collinnmckinley

also, this is really freaking long, sorry in advance. enjoy reading! 

Before getting thrown out the window and getting her callsign, she was quiet and shy around the group. Opting to listen to others conversations, rarely adding to it.

Honestly intimidated with how tightly knit the team is, and given her previous team’s history, she was scared to get close.

Volunteered to be the DD whenever the group goes out to a bar. Fortunately, most of the time, Ghost is sober(enough) to help her get everyone into the car and into their rooms

Would silently comfort Soap and Gaz whenever they threw up, rubbing their backs and getting them water.

In the mornings after, she got everyone a breakfast burrito. Soap and Gaz are eternally grateful. Got a little information about her when they asked why she got them food. “Help with my hangovers during college.” Soap and Gaz gave each other a look as she walks away

After the window incident, Crash becomes a lot more open. Seeing how they treat her as if she has been with them for years, it wasn’t fair to them with how closed off she was.

Soap:

He talks to you a lot and you don’t mind. He just comes out and starts rambling on whatever he has interested him at that moment. You don’t really say anything, just sitting there awkwardly (because why would he want to talk to the newbie instead of his friends) but nodding to what he says anyways. One time though, he looks at you and says “Thanks for listening to me. It’s nice to have someone not tell me to ‘Shut the fuck up Mactavish.’”

Literally you after he tells you this:

“you’re my friend now. we’re having soft tacos later” vibes

Would send him memes and funny videos whenever you guys are on leave

His contact name on your phone is “Bubbles”

Would show you how to make bombs out of random shit. Set them off in bare fields or abandon buildings. Had a couple close calls

Will let you call him Johnny but you call him Mac instead.

“Aww, why not, lassie?”

“I’d rather not get my ass beat by your boyfriend.”

Calls you Lassie along with your callsign. When he wants to piss you off, he calls you Mini Ghost or Little Ghost

Like Ghost, you rarely take off your balaclava and tactical glasses

“The mask, take it off.”

“Nah, I don’t wanna.”

“You ugly?”

“Not as ugly as you old man.”

Has yet to seen you drunk though and he intends to get you there some day

Holds his hand when he’s throwing up

You would use him as a pillow during rides back to the base

The first person to tell him about any drama that’s happening in your life

Gives you advice about men

"Men are stupid, trust me, I am one."

Loves it when you would go on ramblings about the things you like. Anime confuses the hell out of him but he would always ask you about the plot and your favorite characters. He’d ask you about the current artist you listen to and has a list of recommendations from you so he could look them up when he gets home

After a mission gone wrong and believing that it was his fault, you seek him out, finding him sitting alone in the meeting room. You tell him

“It’s going to be okay. I trust you, John.”

He tears up and you wrap your arms around him.

Gaz:

With you two being the youngest, you bond over similar experiences

Sometimes share exactly one brain cell with each other. Sometimes you, Gaz and Soap share a brain cell

Brings out the chaotic gen z energy of each other

Your guys’ energy:

Follows each other on social media and would send each other tiktoks at ungodly hours

Kind of have a competition against each other to see who’s Price’s favorite child is

Gaz finally has someone who he can talk about anime with

Favorite shows to watch together: Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo  and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

Similar music taste. The whole team listens to Queen, David Bowie, Pink Floyd and a few more others. However, Gaz and Crash have the same love of rap and indie pop. Anything they find on tiktok will be added to their shared Spotify playlist.

Gaz would ask about how college was like. He thought about going but ultimately for him, the military was the better option

“Were you part of a sorority?”

“Oh hell no. Loved going to the parties though. Always had top shelf vodka.”

“Really? Thought students couldn’t afford it.”

“When it comes to alcohol, we find a way.”

Share the same sentiment of feeling like they’re not doing enough in the team. After a particularly rough mission, you two would find a corner and just sit together in silence.

Would break the silence by quoting something from vine or tiktok and all things would be okay again

Price:

He has adoption papers ready

Crash, despite your name, is polite, respectful and responsible. Would always help Price clean up after meetings and briefs

Same with Soap, you would listen quietly to Price’s war stories and even his favorite fishing trips

Saw in your file about what happened to your old team and captain. Vows to never pull the same stunt as them

Sadden to see how you’re so young and has seen and dealt with many things already. It breaks his heart that there’s more that you’ll experience. 

You, Soap and Gaz would do dumb shit all the time but you knew when it was the right time to bail. Of course, they would snitch on you to Price. You’d rarely get in trouble though

Basically you two:

Would gift him cigars from the countries you’d visit during leave

Also a matching set of torch lighters. His has a special green flame while yours is pink. 

You don’t smoke anymore but you would hangout with him and help him finish reports together.

Price often thinks about a life where he didn’t join the military. A life of normalcy. To go to a home filled with life. 

Would have loved to have kids and technically, he still can but his job makes it almost impossible. 

But with Gaz and now you, you two are his pride and joy.

Would be the “hip” dad and will always ask about the new slang and memes

“This food is-what you kids call it...uh, busting!”

You and Gaz look at each other, “It’s bussin’.”

“This food is bussin’!”

Ghost:

Did not to want to get close to you at all. 

Was honestly peeved when Price told him that he was going to mentor you

“I don’t want to play babysitter, Captain.”

Surprised to see how short you were. All of the rumors and information he was told, they never mention your size

At first, he hated how you would follow him around like a lost puppy. 

“Leave me alone, go bother Soap or something.”

Doesn’t miss the flash of hurt in your eyes but you turn around anyways.

Before you joined, he, Price and Laswell were all sitting in Price’s office, his phone on speaker. He was reading over your file before Price’s contact said

“She reminds me of Ghost when I worked with him seven years ago.”

He looks up from the folder, Price’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise and Laswell nodding.

“I think we’ll have her transferred to us,” Price replies.

Hates to admit but he’s impressed. Thought the rumors was bullshit but you proved him wrong, time and time again

You still have a lot of things to learn and even more practice to do but he believes in you

Does not go easy. He’s merciless. Has put you down countless times and reprimanded you more. You would always leave training sessions with a new bruise. The rest of the team gets concerned with his training methods.

But you still get up and you blink away the tears whenever he shouts at you

At about five months after you joined, on a mission, you spot an enemy behind him before he does and without a word, you quickly take your knife out and throw it towards the man behind him. 

He opens his mouth to yell at you but he sees the enemy on the corner of his eye and watch him slump down. Your knife stuck in his bleeding neck

Gives you a nod after that. Pulling out your knife and handing it back to you

Knife throwing would be one of the training sessions you’d do. It was also a good time for some small chat

Finds out that you’re also a part of the “Dead Mom, Shitty Dad” club

It takes a year for him to SLIGHTLY open up to you

Told you about one of his favorite dishes his mom made and his favorite Queen song was ‘You’re My Best Friend’

Even told you how he likes his Earl Grey prepared

It scares him of how much you remind him of his mom and brother. You have her kindness and his determination. He will never tell you this

You, along with the team, become the very thing he cares about and will protect you to the best of his ability.

Bonus:

#daisygirlwrites #cod x reader #call of duty x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost mw2 x reader #john mactavish x reader #soap x reader #john mactavish #kyle garrick x reader #gaz x reader #john price x reader #price x reader #kyle garrick #john price #cod headcanons #cod hcs #call of duty headcanons